Dallas JR's Golden Rules

[@k.b8684]

Only JR can be so Evil & Honest at the same time. Gotta Love Him For That

[@marilynwagers786]

I'll be honest with you people evil isn't good Jesus will look frown upon that

[@marilynwagers786]

I love Larry hagman he was a fine actor but also he played an evil part I didn't appreciate the evil part but I knew that he was just acting because he wasn't that way at all i in real life he was just like the character who played on I dream of Jeannie funny kind

[@realnumber_9]

JR Ewing the greatest television character of all time

[@rodneymayes4069]

You're right

[@nista67]

Too true. Imitated but never duplicated.

[@mattbartolovich8228]

Amen he was great

[@EagleArrow]

Larry was son of a Hollywood & broadway actress. Unfortunately, Hagman lived his life very much like J.R. according to his daughter's book. He & his wife of 55 years were Hollywood swingers. He also has stated his lifestyle publicly over the years which confirms her book and he has stated his LSD, Pot & alcohol use. He has said all politicians should take LSD. His daughter was raped at age 8 by his drunken friends and by 15 she had to lock herself in her room when Larry & wife had dinner parties a few times a week. He had a liver transplant and still drank after. Sounds like a chaotic life.

[@brothergrimace3859]

Back when J.R. died in the 2012 revival, I wrote a 'Daria' fanfic where one of the characters was going to his funeral. At the end, he talked about one of the tributes written about the man, and it ended with these words: "J.R. Ewing. Like Harvard, diamonds, James Bond and science - there is no substitute."

[@rayalex7794]

Darth Vader has a JR Ewing action figure.

[@sheiladavis6523]

Ray Alex - L 😀 L I needed that laugh thanks May 19, 2020

[@melissajenniferjones9959]

And a terminator!

[@stormhawk3319]

Brilliant

[@maggieb369]

😂😂😂

[@billysikes1374]

That quote made my day, I want a JR Ewing action figure now, I miss him so much

[@GlennOdle90210]

JR is the King...True life lessons shared by the BEST

[@mikepga1]

“Do onto others before they do onto you” Classic JR Ewing

[@qadeer2361]

The most genuine and powerful character ever on the TV screen. Banned in China, admired across the rest of the capitalist world , damn he was good. Larry Hagman - hats off to you, the stupid producers and writers thought it would be about his brother Bobby!! Helll No.

[@brav0wing]

He was loved in communist Romania.

[@captmclain]

JR was greatness!

[@MondoBeno]

JR is the ultimate Machiavellian. Never let friends or family stand in the way of your success.

[@Freddie1980]

The next time I play poker I'm going to allow myself to get caught bluffing early on! Thanks for the tip JR!

[@julieteolivia]

was the most loved and most talented actor:( RIP Larry

[@daveb.4460]

Juliete Olivia After reading his daughter’s book, I can virtually guarantee that he’s not RIP. Unfortunately.

[@douglas-calvingreenough552]

@@daveb.4460 List a example, was he in real life as he is in the show Dallas

[@EagleArrow]

@@daveb.4460 Larry confirmed alot of what she wrote...he also was a frequent user of LSD, pot & alcohol as he has mentioned in public. Sad, chaotic life. His mother was a famous actress. His father was a Texas attorney. Something must have happened to him in Hollyweird for him to be drunk or drugged up daily.

[@lemonhead162]

I'll never forget watching Dallas on Friday nights in the 80s! We were kids, and every now & then I didn't realize what was going on in the plot, but it was so fun to watch it as a family, while living in our little farm house on our ranch.

[@sherreed]

I'm so in love with JR and his ways

[@NWCountryGirl17]

legend has it Satan prays to JR Ewing every night before bed

[@tonyjrduran5331]

THAT'S WAY TO FUNNY. JR MIGHT MELT THE PITCHFORK

[@chrisstory563]

@@tonyjrduran5331 yeah and tried to shoot him too when he tried to get JR to shoot himself LOL

[@mateoairaudo5535]

Maybe the most lovable villain of all time and also my favourite along with Walter White.

[@carconnoisseur4615]

JR Reminds me of how my pops was RIP Larry Wilson Holmes

[@THEdowntowndoll]

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH JR!!! Charming but sharp as nails! HA!

[@brav0wing]

What I liked about JR is that he wouldn't get into business with honest people! Do onto others before they do unto you! Only the devil would spin the bible rules! Gotta love JR!

[@shermanscott257]

Best show and (The Man) that made the show Way this man think is pure genius love some JR Ewing

[@markg.1078]

I've tried to figure this out. JR Ewing: There's something likable about him. I know, I know, He's ruthless. At times he is Thoroughly disgusting, but there is some component about him that is likeable.

[@sheiladavis6523]

Mark G. I most certainly agreed with you 5-19-20

[@marcuslane3]

He shoots STRAIGHT...GOTTA LOVE JOHN ROSS JR

[@cyrilsmith5706]

Hagman was born for that,part!

[@stephenm6100]

love this man. rip larry hagman

[@davidbrown9136]

A truly great scene!!!

[@TheKevTravel]

Airdate: October 16, 1987

[@rewardmorrisonnangi7623]

A real life lesson, sir!

[@Luke-er6pg]

So true! Always watch out for your friends! They can turn like fukn snakes when you say the word “no”!

[@cgab12]

Whoever wrote the character of JR understands the Left Hand path extremely well.

[@horacio-ho3bf]

Played by a liberal, psychedelic loving, partying Texan

[@EmpressElizabeth1920]

love me some JR. They don't create characters for tv like him any more.

[@mrshoeman2010]

I think you really made it if you have a painting of yourself at a restaurant

[@daveb.4460]

gregg liles Remember .. McKay has lunch there every Thursday.

[@tonyjrduran5331]

THE KING OF SCHEMES AND BLUFFS 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@redd605]

he is so right, ,,I watch old TV series ,and there advice ,is true about people now,

[@MMAfighter38113]

JR was the shit.

[@rustynail2783]

If I didn't know better I'd almost think I should be taking notes.

[@Evilution316]

growing upI wanted to be either John wayne or JR Ewing....still believe in heroes...

[@d1malcriao]

In an alternate universe: John Wayne as Jock Ewing.

[@DAngelo136]

@79Testo Compare to what Don Corleone told Michael: "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer". Or the advice by the sage Jesse Unruh: " If you can't drink their whiskey, eat their food, take their money and vote against them, then you don't belong here."

[@brav0wing]

RIP, LARRY!

[@j.c6204]

❤️ Larry Hagman was a genious!

[@buckacre1348]

Miss Ellie: "J.R.?" J.R: "Now momma, I can explain everything. "

[@douglas-calvingreenough552]

"Tell momma if she needs me I'll be at the single tree"

[@douglas-calvingreenough552]

There was a episode where he had to explain some of his shenanigans to " Momma , and he'd REALLY been at it making peoples life " a little interesting . to put it lightly.

[@phx4closureman]

1:48 *While watching the Casino Royale (James Bond movie w/ Daniel Craig) poker game scenes, THIS quote came to mind....* 😆😆👍🏾👍🏾

[@dressshoeguy]

I kind of love that twisted version of a biblical quote. A true villain

[@radiodj1520]

I Believe This Was A Video Clip From The 256th Episode Of "Dallas" On October 16, 1987.

[@lovell123456789]

JR is the realest

[@KJTV67]

The Donald got those rules from ol' JR!

[@BigDaddy-ti7fh]

The REAL WORLD

[@1927su]

He turned out to be a cheap imitation tho…

[@Spiptaylor1]

Posted the query on Dallas fan site. Know now that it wasn't Dallas I'm thinking of. Funny it's the thing that I thought I loved Dallas for. Thanks for the response and upload.

[@levinolan636]

JR great guy

[@foreststumpsmom]

He makes Donald Trump look like Don Knotts.

[@danielcorreard3746]

jock always used to say keep your enemies close and your friends closer i never was quite sure what that meant but it was a great saying.

[@MrGraybaker]

thats because you can't con an honest man

[@robgrant5272]

Straight GAME !!!!

[@marthacmd]

JR the original BOSS (STARZ)

[@hightops77]

I like his golden rules.

[@Percy-gl6th]

could you imagine JR Ewing vs Michael Dougles aka Gordon Getko on wall street or the oil industry WOW having a conversation

[@waltervandesande]

@jksonny actually, it is a rolex with an special braclett

[@joshuadworsley5884]

i like these golden rules

[@7cshane]

Tony soprano is my generations jr.

[@copperinstaller9215]

Don’t forgive and don’t forget .

[@KJTV67]

Amen to that!

[@omransalem4263]

♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@omransalem4263]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@petekdemircioglu]

Exactly

[@Spiptaylor1]

Need help. Looking for Dallas episode where JR gets poisoned. Can't remember the season. Gotta love JR!

[@OmranSalem-pw7kb]

🫡🫡🫡

[@jeromehoward1249]

Actually, you got to learn how to forgive, and never forget.

[@wwrryygf]

The writers should have made Casey JR'S son not James.

[@PicklezTV]

Here's to our mutual success 🥂

[@petekdemircioglu]

And more

[@TrollMeister_]

"Do unto others before they do unto you ". The key is _before_ . Pearl Harbor your opponent before they Pearl Harbor you.

[@79Testo]

"keep your eye on your friend" cause your enemies will take care of themselves" isn't it more like the other way around, by keeping your enemies under your radar?

[@swampwitch6133]

Well in JR's case lol Cliff Barnes pretty much self imploded with everything he did and most of the time it was on his own. JR might give him a little push once in a while but thing is (and this is just IMHO) Cliff deserved it because instead of Cliff just letting go and moving on with his life, Cliff remained bitter and always trying to get revenge on JR which just brought about his self-destruction.

[@james5460]

I bet his daddy had a LOT to say about JR that couldn't be printed here.

[@carltaylor8370]

JR Ewing should've had a Business School named after him.

[@jeffreyrichardson]

scotts shack on hope ave billys school pass for the lav 5

[@margaretnewellnewell1951]

Who played Casey on dallas

[@somebose7395]

Son of stella stevens

[@daveb.4460]

Margaret Newell Newell www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=Andrew+Stevens&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LVT9c3NEypyEmyyDA2UuLUz9U3MMkwy83VMslOttJPy0wuyczPS8yJL83LLEstKk5FEkrOSCxKTC5JLbIqyEmsTE1RSKpcxMrnmJdSlFquEFySWpaaVwwAdWCXOWMAAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjH4avaj8TgAhWlnOAKHXYOAZsQmxMIQigAMAI&biw=375&bih=621&dpr=3

[@DouglasGreenough-gt9fp]

JR'S biblical verses 😅❤.

[@dhart8451]

THE ONLY TIME JR WAS POISONED WAS WHEN HE DRANK TOO MUCH BOURBON.

[@chodogwu]

Bourbon and branch

[@ernijatisuardi2199]

JR is a criminal with kind eyes

[@billysikes1374]

Of course i do lol

Seksenler

[@bryant6524]

This episode must have been down to using bargain-basement writers. In one scene, is it even possible to write to so many consecutive clichés at one go?

[@johanbergman311]

Sith vibes

[@thefrecklepuny]

A fantastic clip. J.R. Ewing vs Gordon Gecko....may the best son of a bitch win!!!

[@alexjones4275]

Gecko hahahahahah. please. What a joke.

[@vhsmies3990]

👍

[@drewhendley]

More ways to skin a cat refers to catfish not an actual cat

[@PokerJones]

Is this restaurant really in Dallas?

[@PokerJones]

@@daveb.4460 I read some where its closed at the moment...?

[@melbguy1]

From schemer to this. What a tumble - kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2GqnqmZqdt4mJI

[@peterkovacs2829]

Mr. Capitalism .:) I love it.

[@robertalbert5124]

that darn JR!!! he makes me so mad!!! He is so under-handed, so inconsiderate. Instead of being a good role model to this young man who only wants to succeed in life so that he can be financially sound, instead of being a good role model, he convinces the young man that he has to be dishonest to succeed. I wish this young man was having dinner with Bobby or Ray instead, so that he can learn from men that have good character....men who are faithful to their wives and honest in their business dealings. JR makes me SO ANGRY!!!! Someone ought to kick JR between the legs so that he can get what's coming to him. I can't stand the mischievous grin he always has.

[@79Testo]

Wasn't Casy a phoney?

[@radrobd123]

Casey was J.R.'s protege who tried to deal behind J.R.'s back. He was found out by J.R., Cliff, April and Lucy and left Dallas with his tail between his legs

[@JMBM01]

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