WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?! - Dan vs. Phil: Google Feud

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[@loulouhere]

Dan:"Sexy!" Phil:"Pretty" Another contrast between Dan and Phil.

[@Val-fp6fz]

True!!!

[@bluestivy9975]

right?

[@Brooke-nt6zg]

One is clean and one is dirty

[@kagayakukasa8215]

Dan searched it to impress Phil XD

[@michaelanewton6012]

LouLouHere zo true

[@ifeelspecial1236]

"oh my god how do you spell philosopher" says Phil who has an english degree

[@mesmer-eyes2721]

*phil*osopher

[@yangyonder2580]

Phil-osopher sorry I am just gonna leave now

[@thatslitdog6781]

Yang Yonder STAY PLEASE STAYYYYYY

[@symetricallygreen8016]

My gender is ATTACK HELICOPTER IF YOU PAY YOU CAN STAY!!! Sorry I'll leave

[@musicalsmabel6299]

Symetrically Green Hamilton references

[@signalred540]

"So you know all my secrets." except the one you toLD TYLER OAKLEY

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

Omg. Don't remind me

[@melissa-.]

OMG

[@Qoalatea]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@alliepaige6442]

sophieloafy89 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP!!! NOW I WANT TO KNOW AGAIN 😂😂

[@nomcat8827]

Thats what i was kinda thinking

[@libby1520]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he ain’t wearing blacc

[@Minkfang]

Maybe Phils parents brought a new goldfish everytime the previous one died

[@Marcos-wz6vz]

Alyssa Black that's a sad thought

[@amysmosquito]

properly kept goldfish can live for 30 years

[@rawrfearme8981]

like a hamster?

[@zoemakennaa]

BlueViolet GT oh fuck, not the hat fic

[@mychemicalblackveilbrides5970]

gtfo.

[@LijGilmourHello]

can we talk about both of the fabulous shirts in this video tho

[@gbusiness2609]

yes indeed

[@lijgilmour]

so nice right

[@Joe-wo7or]

Lij Gilmour they already did.

[@toter.korper]

how does dan - will himself to live why does phil - have a cereal fetish

[@elliefoster8019]

.

[@toter.korper]

Eleanor Foster Its was on the outro thing when you tap on there circles :\

[@sophtheloaf4095]

The Undead Killjoy hello i am half of your profile

[@juliang9256]

The Undead Killjoy 👂👀👂 👃 ✋ 👄✋

[@eternaldarkness6]

The Undead Killjoy cereal is life

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

I love how the 'Dan vs Phil' just slowly became unintelligible speech.

[@shanksandtanks240]

GamerGirl same

[@mckayla1609]

:')

[@hosseokjin8685]

*cries*

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

@Jessie Jenkins you- you really just- wOw, that hurts.

[@norysnorys7185]

@Jessie Jenkins Oof- ow, that hit too close.

[@acatm9956]

I thought of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Old People Smell.

[@melapplehowlter7741]

acatm9 YAAAASSS

[@philisamazinganddanjustfel1682]

acatm9 same XD

[@kimberlymary5752]

😂😂😂

[@shadypistachiosmith3809]

Also chamber of balls lol

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

I thought of ...and the Mysterious Ticking Noise :'D

[@flossprior1067]

Apparently the prisoner of azkaban is the least popular hp book and film and I don't understand why because it's my favourite.

[@KK-my5gw]

Lessien Tinehtelë same!

[@sarahloulaj]

Lessien Tinehtelë IKR

[@chloeprice7742]

Lessien Tinehtelë same

[@RachelisTheWendyBird]

Everybody I've ever asked says Prisoner of Azkaban is their favorite book/film! It's also mine!

[@nochannelherel7808]

It was my favorite

[@gc0re112]

Phil: where can I buy .....human babies Me: isn't that an orphanage?

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

123. That's not buying a child, that's adoption! Big difference!

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@zoe_murtagh_03 not really...it's just more official because it's a human and not a cat or dog.

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

chickenalpaca03. Whatever! ...

[@TojiOkano]

Zoe Murtagh Mkay, sassy pants.

[@rowan2086]

Zoe Murtagh Dan and Phil is emo territory, Directioner

[@jan.majami24]

Where can I buy human ___________ me: emotions

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

The cure to cancer

[@akras_a]

Me: happiness

[@yeetmeaburrito8559]

Me: companionship

[@philtrashno2]

will to live

[@Razbeariez]

Love that I can watch these two while hiding in my room, avoiding a holiday party downstairs.

[@jaimewilliams5609]

Brynley Louise same, maybe we are the same person

[@itsanna6336]

Brynley Louise I'll be doing that later

[@kittykilljy7845]

ItsAnna I'll be doing you later

[@Razbeariez]

That Random Artist 😱

[@mamacatlovestux]

ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

[@qmellowd]

Phil:Harry Potter and the chamber of... Dan:kinks Phil:secrets

[@4dgreentea]

Quinn Melody balls

[@benbowo3169]

Tea Elephant Confetti how do I know dan said that but I can't remember when or why he did..

[@fitzdilllore22]

Quinn Melody old people smell

[@4dgreentea]

The "cards against humanity" collab with Tyler Oakley

[@sarahjanehall6158]

fitzdillore22 I was about to say that XD

[@jordie.pordie]

Dan: "OHHHHH FRICK ME TRYNA......" Phil: *Makes a face* Dan: "Wot was that face?" Phil: "It was my excitement." w h y a r e y o u g u y s l i k e t h i s ?

[@gypsymcleay2518]

Oh. My. God. SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP

[@aheartdown]

"how does dan - will himself to live" "why does phil - have a cereal fetish" _well clearly dan was in charge of the endscreen buttons_

[@ioannad1857]

dfvdfvfgb

[@briannafreshwater2025]

Dan and Phil have hit a point where they have to play horrible games and I'm loving it

[@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792]

Hi. Your username is my life.

[@sophiedellett3271]

Literal Trash I've found my twin why hello

[@smolsannie]

thatgirlwithnoconfidence i love shitty games they're the most fun to laugh at especially if you're not the one playing it

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

I severely want them to play Beyond: Two Souls or The Last of Us, but it seems like they aren't into long lets plays (besides Undertale and The Sims 4).

[@dness05]

Ciel Phantomhive YEEESS I love beyond two souls!!it's such a good game

[@nxverm1nd494]

Is no one going to talk about the subscribe button captions? "How does dan....Will himself to live?" "Why does phil.... Have a cereal fetish?"

[@booksmusicmovies8862]

When Phil is wearing dark colours and Dan is in bright colours.

[@maralofficial5234]

BooksMusicMovies the universe is broken now.

[@blakelowe1300]

Dun, DUN, *DUN!!!*

[@riley8327]

when you walking

[@meeepmooof4001]

DAN DAN DANNNNNNNN

[@mysticsparkl2036]

"Where can I buy human.... friends?" Me

[@Susan-gx5ch]

~MysticSparkl~ Same

[@harmonystone1933]

Dan: *Voldy voice* Avada Kedavra. Phil: Omph! *hand to heart* Dan: Finally.

[@mlutra5676]

This is my favourite part of the video >♡

[@bluestivy9975]

me: *offended and confused*

[@mg-ve2zf]

Yes, we all watched the video. We know what happened.

[@maya-vq5ux]

This had me choking

[@jas8288]

4:22 Is nobody gonna talk about that?

[@aut2be]

Jas L THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@sydneenichols4175]

Jas L LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@castheangel9867]

Jas L and we know one ;)

[@ashleton]

OMG HAI STARLIGHT 😆

[@lias2880]

Jas L SAME I SCREAMED

[@thomascampbell350]

Phil *pretends to die* Dan "finally"

[@twentyonediscoboys9729]

That part made me cry laughing 😂

[@idontknow1572]

"where can I buy...." Me: A Dan and Phil!!!!

[@iheartliz__1786]

Idon't Know A question I ask my self when I wake up.

[@reagan720]

Idon't Know meeeee

[@reagan720]

Idon't Know sameeewee

[@mayhangouts1441]

eBaeeee

[@hannahbirch8816]

Idon't Know trololololololololol

[@danafah9539]

wouldn't it be great if dan and Phil had a 5 hour live stream where they just play monopoly

[@ellahodges4066]

Quinni281 that would make my life even better

[@meghannyd_]

I would watch that 5 times

[@jaylynnchandler7879]

Quinni281 YESSSS!!

[@cathym4138]

YES!

[@zero-op6wq]

Quinni281 ah yes

[@kat-iv4qj]

phil: what are you searching for?! me: purpose

[@hhjracha9641]

phil's dab |-/

[@eight9929]

Then you should write something, nah it might be worthless, how about you paint something, yeah it might be wordless

[@emberleemesser8382]

Pointless curses, nonsense verses, you'll see purpose start to surface. No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning, friend.

[@cucumber_soda]

the will to live

[@mistyminnie5922]

|-/

[@makterrill6527]

Dan wants to look sexy and cool and Phil wants to look pretty

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

And swaggy

[@ioannad1857]

well they both did well

[@shomossafayat9757]

why is my goldfish... drowning?

[@purifiedsanctified]

Shomossafayat... you can actually drown a fish. Pull it backwards while its swimming,

[@andiesodini6093]

Kayla Leuthner are you talking from experience. 🙃

[@alertmacy4867]

my fish actually drowned irl, dont ask

[@marayakcovers660]

Shomossafayat lol

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

Why is my goldfish anti social and a jerk? *looks at eridan*

[@manaiawatene3820]

Dan is a tumblr Phil is a -kidzbop- -Buzzfeed- -Instagram- -club penguin- cute cat vine Together, the Internet. The end

[@yourdad7669]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in *-WHAT A BEUT-*

[@manaiawatene3820]

_LexiLlama_ -throws holy water-

[@paigeg5852]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in nah people actually like Phil

[@ayonacatoriwilkie5790]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in no people like Phil.

[@dragoncatentertainment7462]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in . That name is me

[@faewhispers9547]

Petition for Dan and Phil to play twister

[@mrskitkats]

The Fantastic Foursome already played. Look it up!

[@kylie4099]

But like with who though, plus they've played it as fetuses with pj and Chris

[@MissCreativeCat]

YES PLZ

[@emmazallee]

Anna Kowalczyk again!

[@raeleelol]

YES AGAIN AGAIN

[@jasminejolly7052]

"where can I buy-" Phil - "skin" My mind - *flashes back to the skin fic I read yesterday*

[@meeepmooof4001]

*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@meeepmooof4001]

Why have you reminded me of that!!!!

[@ayaanazamir9910]

Was that the one about sunscreen?

[@akras_a]

@@ayaanazamir9910 yessssssss ;-;

[@ayaanazamir9910]

@@akras_a noooooooooooooooo love ur username btw

[@lulucanidear]

Goldfish can live up to 16 years..... the oldest one I've had lived a month.... *I think I'm the killer of fish*

[@narwhalmadness1526]

Don't worry I killed one of mine in a day. *Quietly mourns over Glimmer's death*

[@ts5258]

NarwhalMadness same I had a goldfish named ponyo that only lived for a day it led a depressing life

[@cjpadilla9387]

mine lived for 3 hours its ok

[@gabriella-zr9bg]

The Geeky Jellyfish I've actually killed five fish

[@samigivens9959]

The Geeky Jellyfish a goldfish that is properly cared for should live for close to 20 years. If your goldfish did not live at least ten years you probably did not have t in a ten+ gallon tank and the water was probably too cold. You also probably didn't add water softening drops to it (tap water is too harsh for most fish) and probably didn't give it enough mental stimulation in the form of scenery. Goldfish aren't really as delicate as we think, most people just don't bother learning how to take care of them properly or what their actual needs are.

[@yoongyoong8490]

Phil- a bit wayward me-why?!..........CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

[@charlybernal150]

Mrs. Bootygirl they're will be peace when you are done..

[@faith7012]

charly bernal lay your weary head to rest

[@autswatson2705]

Faith 27 Don't you cry no more

[@janagoesbananas]

dn dn dn dn dnnn DN DN DN DND DN DND ND ND D ND DND NANANANANANANA NA NA NA NAH NAH NNANAAANANAAAHH

[@woonyeewern7385]

on a stormy sea of moving emotion

[@w.mac13]

'What's wrong with Humanity' me: Every fucking thing

[@Beanzm]

the Phandom obviously

[@cerisewoodson7922]

Yes. Have you seen the news?

[@maddyreyburn6609]

Awkward and Crazy Emily Hey Language! Lol Jk it’s true 🤟🏻😱😏

[@ccbb8115]

"You're the e on the end of life." -Dan Howell

[@robyniguess5983]

The most adorable quote 👌🏻

[@dzydzy101]

When it said "has a dog ever been...." My mind immediately told me A PET NAMED STEVE

[@allixsky]

Sam R SAME

[@pandamonium37013]

Sam R Same XD

[@bornkst8078]

Yaassss!!

[@gillianthompson7835]

Same

[@cuzwevlog2735]

YASSSSS

[@crybabyatthetwentyonephand4409]

who cares about homework?Dan and Phil just posted!!!!!

[@noisyvoidperfection]

My twenty-one romance me

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

My twenty-one romance I don't even have homework.

[@kawaiisalts8868]

My twenty-one romance all ready on holiday

[@maddie5157]

My twenty-one romance I actually finished mine before watching this XD

[@beaujay6451]

pastel brat that's depressing

[@erikrowekamp3792]

omg dan and phil should play cards against humanity

[@friddac.709]

Erik Rowekamp yes

[@aly_marriner3352]

Erik Rowekamp omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@gracem7165]

Its not really appropriate as the have quite a young audience.

[@asterlily9972]

i know they have before and phil won (its not on yt though)

[@akras_a]

Flash forward to them playing it

[@doorthotlvjy]

Mom: are you watching dad and mom? Me: yes, yes I am XD

[@bye5023]

Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara Lol

[@hydrationcult9883]

Why did I read this as Dan and mom?

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara OMG I LOVE YOUR MOM

[@akras_a]

My mum: are you watching dip and Phil Me: always?

[@EAM2013]

"where can I buy human skin" *cough cough* The Skin Fic

[@EAM2013]

betty6788170 MSP dont look it up it will ruin your life lol

[@lslhlalnl]

is it worst than the hat fic

[@michaellamb1007]

you made me spit my drink.

[@cookie5170]

EmilyMyers shit

[@tashm8001]

no

[@abimcdonald8807]

You know how Dans past animal was a seal? Look how he claps his hands together when he claps? Yeah just think about how that

[@whytho9728]

Dan the seal confirmed

[@spaghettibolognese1958]

RockyRoadKylers Grammar police 🚨

[@petergriffinstan420]

RockyRoadKylers I don't know what you're talking about. I clap with my butt cheeks.

[@midas8009]

Phil, your parents just replaced Frank every 3 years. Sorry, buddy.

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

That's what I was thinking too

[@Horizon01]

Scrunch Meehehe I had the same thoughts 😂 poor phil...

[@itzelleg]

Scrunch Meehehe huh😂

[@ShericeSmithtotalboss]

😂😂

[@omgubler]

Scrunch Meehehe Actually you never know. The oldest goldfish on record was 43 years old and there's one alive right now that like 38 or something.

[@rubykeenan1313]

RANDOM FACT The least popular harry potter movie (Prisoner of Azkaban) still made 90 million more than the most popular twilight movie Lmao

[@alphabeticalorder168]

Wow that E is really edg-E AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY I'll let myself out.

[@melapplehowlter7741]

Alphabetical Order no Just No

[@runitsanemoohgod962]

That was beautiful

[@AaronLoving]

Alphabetical Order AND STAY OUT

[@kimberlymary5752]

You my dear friend, are going places.

[@momofgoobers]

+amazingdanandphilarenotonfire Hai

[@whytho9728]

"Why did my mind go to skin?" Skin fic

[@yamiem.1007]

same scarred for life

[@pastelmarks8457]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom oml staph

[@nadia1787]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom I thought I had removed that, thanks for bringing it up again

[@Qoalatea]

OML THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@zzyynn]

or when he brought up the hamster, the hat fic.

[@jadeR-mw4nw]

phil: ''im almost on you dan'' me: oh really *wink wink*

[@lillyrey4918]

YASS

[@meganmiller173]

mikatana is not on fire I was thinking the same thing!!😏😂

[@xxliylalouxx-phantrash1413]

mikatana is not on fire I thought the exact same

[@ellisamarieisme]

Well, the "Masters" back in action

[@laurenbray3106]

mikatana is not on fire wtf

[@thesamsquatch]

dnp: we're not getting a fish anytime soon dnp now: MEET OUR BETTA FISH

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

When Phil said why is Larry floating my face fell. My first fish named Larry had a seizure and exploded

[@artistschild9717]

NatalieSigns Holy god that's a graphic image to put in my head

[@sunniwithani]

NatalieSigns that just made me laugh sorry lol

[@ellicemarsh8761]

NatalieSigns I had a fish that did the same heck

[@artsyebonyrose]

NatalieSigns awww ;n;

[@infinitypancakes1040]

NatalieSigns w h a t fish are weird

[@zackthehack1046]

12:02 Well according to GOOGLE, the average lifespan of a goldfish is about 5-10 years. wild goldfish can live up to about 25 years. The OLDEST LIVING GOLDFISH WAS 43 YEARS OLD

[@paizlystrawberry1019]

Still younger than my grandma... she was 73 YEARS OLD.

[@livinglifelazy]

You don't know how badly I wanted Phil to win!!!

[@kirstielynnx3]

is it bad that i feel that way with every dan vs phil?

[@livinglifelazy]

kirstielynnx3 not at all!!! The precious cupcake deserves to win 😭😭

[@capri4308]

Domi Kat I read this comment before I actually watched and I was so sad the whole time I watched the video bc I was rooting for phil & I thought you meant Dan won 😂😭

[@fiona6943]

😂Same Cap

[@capri4308]

River Catcher 😂

[@JustAllura]

I laughed so hard at the end that I spit my drink into my own face.

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

Allura Durand how did u manage that😂

[@sunflower__bitch1809]

Well done👏😂

[@ellieanderson1312]

Fun fact: there's actually a town in the US with a dog as it's mayor.

[@silvergirlXO]

I've lived in the US my whole life and haven't heard of that. which town has a dog as mayor?

[@ellieanderson1312]

***** I don't remember which one. I just know it was in a National Geographic Kids magazine

[@silvergirlXO]

Orange Vampire ok. thanks. :)

[@lolaxrosesings1850]

Orange Vampire I think it's Minnesota!?

[@ilovelevisobad]

Orange Vampire WHATT

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

"how does dan - will himself to live" "why does phil - have a cereal fetish"

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

best ones yet imo

[@y3y364]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard what time?

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

its in the end card xD if you hover your mouse over their icons

[@Boggler1]

You have a fabulous username c:

[@jodi4558]

suicidal fruit at the end of the video they have subscription annotations and there's some sort of comment thing on it where they have been writing random name based puns or something. today was what they commented

[@ella.parker467]

How to look sick? Me: you don't need to. Just say you have diarrhoea and no one will ask. (If no one gets that it's gonna be real awkward)

[@programadamanica1536]

Spirit_breakers let's just hope out boss don't try to check up on us tho

[@loredanapace8]

Spirit_breakers what if they come to ur house to check on u and u were at a party

[@andream1636]

Spirit_breakers I feel like I get it but I'm probably wrong lmao

[@aspen6886]

Spirit_breakers I feel like I understand but I probably don't im dumb and slow😂😂

[@maddieedits]

Spirit_breakers Ahaha got it 😂

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

12:00 Goldfish are supposed to live 15-20 years. However, they actually need WAY bigger habitats to live than just a fishbowl, and they will often grow bigger with more space. Most domesticated goldfish barely live a year because people don't know how to properly care for them, due to all the misinformation out there. The fact that Phil's goldfish lived so long just shows that he is a good person and genuinely cares about animals enough to research how to provide for all their needs and keep them safe and healthy.

[@lewlavabra6811]

"how do you spell philosopher ?" philip you did english language at uni shouldn't you know this smh

[@GamerGirl997]

Lewlav Abra I bet he knew, it's just that he was insecure perhaps, I'm the same, I tend to be insecure about my answers, even if they are correct

[@multicolouredcreek3078]

Lewlav Abra well yes, I mean I knew it and I'm from Germany .. ^^

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

like 1/3 of philosopher is your name phil get your head in the game

[@kinguerrerro4492]

It was about whether there should be an apostrophe or not really since it can work both ways.

[@fae_chi]

PHILosopher sorry

[@systemshift]

Actually a goldfish is supposed to live a very long life (I'd say approx. 15-20 years). They just don't live long because we think it's normal to put them in a little tank whereas they actually need a certain amount of water and space and a large aquarium just like any fish. And also because we don't know that, we tend to buy another one to keep them company but most of the time they are in a very, very little space, even for one. This was all explained in a French tv show, they even went to people who offer little goldfishes in fairs (when kids play they recieve a fish or a toy) and told them that it was abusive against fish and that technically the law is against it. But most people just don't know that and think that a goldfish in a little bowl is normal, just like I did before watching this show. I hope you learned something poeple lmao

[@XxRadioactiveGirlxX]

Kenza D yay someone else that knows!

[@queenbee8005]

My goldfish lives for three years but I shit you not my mum fucking poisoned it!

[@therandombunch5974]

Kenza D ok smartie pants

[@____._1]

Kenza D And my mom said you can’t learn anything from you tube

[@daisy6545]

Kenza D I set my last goldfish free cuz they were all dying and she is still living I set her free when I was 8 I’m now 13

[@pinklova_101]

They should've put "my pet named Steve" as a suggestion😂 (Mark anyone?)

[@Zmm202]

Antonella Lalinde YAAAASSSSSS

[@marithekitty]

yasss

[@spyfieri]

Antonella Lalinde it's ironic because he played this today

[@pinklova_101]

A Fan Of Fiction omg he did😂 I just looked at his channel I had no idea ha

[@sunshinewabby]

Antonella Lalinde I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN I SAW THAT

[@gracem9840]

oldest gold fish ever recorded was 43 years old, most live to 16

[@lorraine4786]

Grace m Really? Mine lived a week

[@featherkitty4678]

mine lived to a year .-.

[@lorraine4786]

Rhiannon xx yeah

[@lorraine4786]

Rhiannon xx oh, I knew they coukd bmget big, but I didn't know they all get big

[@thelankylegendshow182]

That's adorable

[@braindeadbarbie]

They should do a live stream playing Google feud so we can help

[@yohanecore3959]

Hello an cermet

[@cermet2687]

omg we have the same pic!!!!!!!!!

[@spacewaifuu]

Out there, somewhere, somebody´s going to write a fanfic about a Harry Potter AU of Dan and Phil. And it´s going to be called "The chamber of kinks". Thank you Dan. You feed this fandom madness.

[@miatrm7545]

where can i find that

[@selenasings9472]

Mouna Moon YES WHERE

[@naethavenir9422]

SpaceWaifuu no.

[@miranderp98]

fun fact Phil goldfish can actually live to be 20-40 years old

[@astrophel4684]

Miranda Larkin True! I own 10 :D

[@cerisewoodson7922]

Wow that's funny...mine all died at around a year old. Maybe I'm just a bad owner

[@daisy6545]

bunny rabbit the oldest recorded goldfish was 43 soo

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

Try telling Phil that.

[@meganmcalpine7803]

Why when Dan basically said 'Fuck me' Phil made his "Excited face"...?

[@weeehi3847]

he made the face b4 he said it but ok

[@p4r4pp4ch4n]

megan stop it.

[@paypalroyale1995]

I can't stop replaying that part😂

[@thekittykatie]

ok so they said it was like "family fortunes" is that like the "family feud" of the UK?

[@shannonbrown2001]

egg yolk I think so

[@jannat6301]

egg yolk yas

[@onical9093]

Jannat O

[@ceceliamartin8413]

egg yolk yeh

[@robyn656]

Well a dog just became president

[@lillianmurrell6307]

Robyn Meg (more like a Cheeto)

[@robyn656]

Lawyer of Can Town lmfao 😂😂

[@Zainab-hn3eh]

Robyn that's an insult to dogs.

[@classytrash9104]

Robyn do not put Donald trump and dogs in the same category

[@mahoumomo6297]

Robyn don't disrespect dogs that way

[@averychappell2217]

DANIEL *JAMES* HOWELL SHARES MY IDOL'S MIDDLE NAME OMG

[@averychappell2217]

*nudge* harry *james* potter

[@honestlythough8910]

Avery Chappell I love you for this comment.

[@kaydaquickest]

Niall or Liam?

[@hellothere736]

Kayla Fowler I thought the same thing😂

[@marilenakatsioti]

you know you're trash when you instantly think of mikey way

[@crystalcupcakes12]

dan: **voldemort things** phil: **has seizure**

[@isabell9269]

Pinof 1: "i would bang Voldemort"

[@Sophia-uv5it]

other youtubers: play the game Dan and Phil: talk a solid minute about the e in Google

[@strawbbkisses5529]

14:34 "And I'm almost on you Dan" DID NO ONE ELSE CATCH THAT?!!?!

[@laurenleppik5415]

MysteriousGirlAnime don't worry, I did!

[@lorettamelit622]

MysteriousGirlAnime I HEARD IT OMG

[@val8869]

MysteriousGirlAnime I did

[@user-kr1ie1nf7z]

almost? i thought he was already

[@annettemartin8123]

MysteriousGirlAnime ....he said f*** Phil. ...HDVNRGSNSFRHFFBDFWNRVDJ

[@cameronleigh7374]

"its been 84 years" me: screams

[@anini9]

Kawaii Tribute I had to scroll way too far down to find a comment mentioning this

[@denisebarker9925]

Kawaii Tribute SAME

[@cameronleigh7374]

Ani Schmidberger this better get to number one

[@Jayziez]

Kawaii Tribute same

[@lilly2432]

ITS BEEN SO LONG

[@spikehowtler2379]

GUYS! Phil's goldfish was named Frank. Please, tell me that anyone else has read Mark of Athena?

[@emilyrobinson8460]

I thought the same exact thing!!!!!

[@killjoykenzie]

Spike Howtler yESSSS OBVIOUSLY I HAVE

[@hellothere2230]

FRANK ZHANGGGGGG

[@originalname7321]

Frank zang Jason grace Piper mclean Hazel lequisive Percy Jackson AnnaBeth chase Leo Nico diangelo Will solace Reyna

[@uchraluchral390]

Spike Howtler I have but I thought of frank iero and crank that frank

[@sisterdanielstolemyeditingtips]

"why is my hamster.." STOP IMMEDIATELY

[@amittenforkitten7016]

fun fact, a dog actually has been mayor before... also, longest lifespan for a goldfish was 43 years...

[@sarahcerar8049]

Wtf

[@jemmabayliss9961]

Idea: dan vs Phil: cards against humanity

[@cathym4138]

Just imagining Phil playing that makes me laugh XD

[@cathym4138]

Anne IJzerman​ lol who was he playing it with??

[@anne_luz_ijzerman]

Cathy M I saw it in one of Zoë's old vlogs. I think it was her, Dan, Marcus, Louise and a few more; the British youtube crew.

[@kellyf1117]

yeah and phil won

[@smoshyphantrash1420]

jesus christ... nooo xD

[@littlemisswhovian1376]

Why does Phil - have a cereal fetish How does Dan - will himself to live Well we all know who wrote those

[@katherine4738]

can we just appreciate their background photo on the computer is a volcano I guess Dan IS on fire.

[@katherine4738]

sorry, I'll leave now

[@zsaszermm]

much fandom lol

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

+

[@zsaszermm]

Cupcake Without The Icing plus

[@hungryunicornluver2.05]

-----> []

[@opaiescents]

I was watching this with a friend as the ball dropped. AKA my first words of the year were "Dan, no."

[@noctamaz]

13:14 dan, you should know better as to not mention hamsters. don't trigger the memories of the hat fic.

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Eevee AJ and every month we buy a new hamster :)

[@vega1617]

Some crazy fangirl you are evil

[@nikkifuyu6046]

Some crazy fangirl Stop it-_-

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Tasmanian Devil I'm sorry I feel bad now 😂

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Nicole Hunter - Rodriguez I'm so sorry

[@teiyab.7051]

I heard: "Whoever gets the most points, is the weiner. Whoever loses, sucks." Me: 😱 WHAT DID I MISS HERE???

[@painandmorepain]

*reads 'what did I miss?'* THOMAS WE ARE ENGAGED-

[@eileenreid1360]

He said winner not weiner

[@pineapples_cant_draw]

pain and more pain EYYYYY HAMILTON

[@daphneereid8470]

pain and more pain IN A BATTLE FOR A NATION’S VERY SOULLLLLLL

[@ariartsy9220]

pain and more pain Thomas: Oh, are we? Coolio

[@giaenriquez]

_if dan was a animal he would be the dog president of memes I swear-_

[@joshhawkins4752]

middy ew no probably not

[@oliviaeason1396]

In Phils slow mo speech it sounded to me like he said bulbasaur🤣

[@AlfieAlpaca]

That sideways emoji reminds me of the sideways "e" in Google

[@shitpeoplesay8887]

Is it just me or does Dan like to put his head up close to Phil and just stare at him

[@JohnnyKaloaNichols]

Or they're just pretty good friends that like to mess around. -_-

[@chynnadavis3077]

Johnny Nichols I'm glad someone said it

[@mistyfreya]

ikr he's doing it recently more and more often

[@Megatron89]

yea ive noticed it since the baking vid. they seem more open

[@chynnadavis3077]

Guys they're best friends. Best friends act like that all the time

[@victoriagreenleaf1272]

Phil: says Wayward Me: carRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNN

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

.....there'll be peace when you are done.....

[@braden722]

lay your weary head to rest

[@Tessa_Gr]

don't you cry no more

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Victoria Greenleaf I am the wayward Hayward

[@sydneyshort6633]

. . . Once I rose above the noise and confusion . . .

[@zoet.4206]

"Why does phil- have a cereal fetish" WHAT THE HELL WHICH ONE OF YOU WEOTE THAT!?

[@jodi4558]

BUTTER GLUTTON FOREVER! that's what I was thinking! I was like "did-did phil really write that? has dan been writing them? wait what"

[@debbiebezalel5271]

Joanne Dalima im think Dan writes almost all of them 😂

[@aurielkaitz106]

Your name tho

[@livenarrator1503]

No caps. Definitely Dan

[@starrynaie]

livenarrator I love how obvious that is

[@fefa-aaa]

"why is my hamster..." my mind went to a really dark place

[@rallenzoz]

Ferz Hidalgo same

[@feverdog8628]

Ferz Hidalgo *points to door* L E A V E

[@elisec1640]

Emily Buffington Make sure you close the door

[@fefa-aaa]

Elise C the goddamn door

[@meganmiller173]

Ferz Hidalgo so did mine!!😂🙈😳 Help me...

[@karis4041]

Phil: kinda like Family- Me: feud Phil:fortunes Me:what

[@kitty5697]

Karis Alpire Over here it Britain it family fortunes it the same as family feud

[@muls9571]

Karis Alpire it's what we call family feud in the UK

[@azzierulz]

Karis Alpire same

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

Karis Alpire It's a UK thing. We're totally cool

[@makaylaworley7649]

Karis Alpire Ikr

[@toroallin5734]

Literally don’t care how old these videos are I will always come back to them! Something about the old KZbin, and just Dan and Phil is calming and brings me back to a happier moment.

[@eli9286]

"I'm almost on you, Dan" ooh, are you now?

[@goldenhalogirl]

Lizzy Bruce 😏

[@nyeacnyeac1842]

i mean usually it goes that way

[@babadooksbicousin7009]

the things he said after that as well...

[@EmilyP]

im so impressed they've kept up with gamingmas congrats

[@itsallokay2512]

Emily P ikr

[@Shannon6B]

Emily P QW GACE THW DAME PFP

[@halleykirkland5717]

Emily P Gerard

[@lizzie4972]

Emily P *GaYmingmas 😂

[@gnarliquinn]

My smol bean's picture!! :)

[@niko-1921]

phil: how do you spell philosophers?! me: English language degree... dan later when he says “how do you spell sorcerers?!”: english language degree... me and dan. same mind

[@Morgan-fi9gi]

Dan is more colorful than Phil...... WHAT IS HAPPENING!

[@dabhowlter7813]

Morgan Wells No,NO!

[@wastelandbrit3443]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@vlada1582]

"why is my goldfish..." me: NAMED SUSAN

[@sunniwithani]

Vlada Kaplunova 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vlada1582]

smol lees must be protected ikr I see Steve all the time in this quiz

[@zsaszermm]

Vlada Kaplunova susan 4

[@nyeacnyeac1842]

but the real question is, why isn't A PET NAMED STEVE AMIRITE??

[@thornprick2645]

Susan the black cat (anyone catch my reference?)

[@audoldends6799]

Fun fact. The oldest goldfish died after 43 years in his bowl

[@hannahjwakeling3829]

The Box of Magic and I thought I had a sad life

[@k80_]

The Box of Magic my 4 year old betta fish just died...

[@dayton4883]

The Box of Magic wow...long live that fish

[@mysticmon]

プライスキャサリン RIP sorry for your loss

[@angela-vq6ss]

The Box of Magic my goldfish died after 2 days wtf

[@ochixiru]

Fast forward to 2019 when Phil actually got a fish and Dan decorated the tank

[@404HOPE]

R.I.P Frank You will join Simon

[@404HOPE]

Fancy Simmer love you to

[@catluvsdnp]

and the other one (I forgot the name)

[@EmilyP]

dan why are you wearing colour are u ok

[@anaisnintuition]

Emily P let him live

[@amberh4470]

Elizabeth Davies he's already ded

[@anaisnintuition]

Phantrash#2022 I didn't say she wasn't joking?

[@Pyraticalpunk]

Emily P hahah

[@maesmith4243]

Emily P GERARD

[@sodiumpastry]

You guys should play google quick draw

[@daisycat41]

emmatheawkward No. it's not even funny or anything, it's just messed up and gross.

[@chuvii]

How is it messed up, and/or gross? Isn't it just when you draw things (in like 5 seconds? idk.) and google tries to guess? (I've never seen anyone play it, nor have I played it myself)

[@sodiumpastry]

Spoopy Spaniel yep and it's pretty fun

[@sodiumpastry]

daisycat41 i don't think you know what google quick draw is...

[@daisycat41]

OH MY GOSH I REPLIED TO THE WRONG THING IM SO SORRY

[@blair9633]

"Where can I buy human babies?" This is the content I love.

[@thecarnegiedeli]

Both Markiplier and Dan and Phil played Google Fued on the same day. Illuminati confirmed.

[@milktoast1655]

Jyllian Brown a pet named steve

[@salemgraham6867]

Has no one noticed Phil saying 'It's been 84 years...' PINOF anyone?

[@meredithaguilar4185]

Ethe Myst I DID!! :)

[@meredithsutak157]

Meredith Aguilar omg name twins my names Meredith too spelled the same way :o