Dan and Phil Get a Dog, Change Careers and Buy a House

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@Sabrinaaa36]

❤❤❤

[@og_dayoss47]

hi

[@miiikeyyyy]

meow

[@JellyKoii]

Bold of you to assume my entire life isn't a scam

[@brie]

balls

[@meijelly]

"it's a dragon, dan" "shut the fuck up"

[@eartheclipse8]

that had me in stitches

[@s0ledadSperanza]

that bit made me ctfu

[@scaleonkhan183]

2:47

[@LukewarmAnimations]

"what an idiot dinosaur" is going under the radar

[@nskyegazer]

This was actually foreshadowing for later events 😂

[@seveniscrying2182]

phil living his bbc merlin fantasy while dan is still full of spite and hatred

[@camicloud_]

I liked this before he got to the dragon tamer job LOL

[@theconfusedlesbian26]

BBC MERLIN MENTION AUTISM SPARKED

[@RandomLeopardcorn]

I love how this comment has 1k likes. Merlin is my favourite tv series!

[@PeacheIIe]

So accurate especially the king-dating part

[@527human]

omg merlin so true

[@simmerscrossing]

I'm obsessed, this should become a series: "How long will it take for Dan to win the game of Life?"

[@rayhem]

that's a working title there's not enough outrageous clickbait

[@user09813]

This is too traumatic for Dan. 😭😭

[@Adenon.W]

​@rayhem how about 'how long will it take for Dan to succeed in Life'?

[@agneseditsstuff]

yes!

[@dawnyzzadark9861]

More like "When will Dan get a life?" ​@@Adenon.W

[@Cin_Was_Taken]

Phills jester to kings spouse plot is basically bbc merlin

[@liesbeth_ve]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Patchouliprince]

It’s the version we deserved 😭

[@neverendingspace]

Especially with the dragon tamer lmao

[@its-faithikins2263]

Merthur 4 ever

[@mldag1678]

IT IS FR

[@ghostie6618]

insane how this game has a vendetta against dan personally

[@k.t.1849]

I was going to make jokes about ✨choosing to be gay✨ and losing at Life, but turns out Life just doesn't like him very much 😄

[@DannyViTaylor]

phil naming his dog Simon and his human children Noot and Neet is exactly what i expected edit: i got corrected that its noot not newt, i should use captions more often

[@PeacheIIe]

And he even said it was spelled Noot xD

[@Writing4MySoul]

Let’s not forget his king Carl

[@bubblegore]

Noot and neet

[@honorcollins6962]

He said Noot not Newt

[@nskyegazer]

@@PeacheIIe I thought it was Knoot and Kneet 😂

[@tamaradominique9177]

love that phil became a dragon tamer by taking an online course. they really do have courses for everything these days

[@Jeevesie1988]

I listen to a podcast that researches and reports on fringe belief stuff and they once looked at an online course place that offered diplomas in stuff like "angelology", which actually counted towards continuing education credits for legit workplaces. So, not that far from reality. 🫠🙃

[@beccad225]

calling royalty "nepo babies" is sending me💀

[@AmyAberrant]

Royalty are the original nepo babies

[@hunter5w6]

dan playing SO MUCH BETTER this time but still losing is actually so funny I’m sorry

[@emilyrobinson4103]

“Nepo familyyy - jester to knight, did he ever fight anything? No I think he just looked pretty on a horse-“

[@EmIdc]

7:15 "He put a king on it" "on WHAT??" "On me-" "SHUT UPP" oh i love them

[@scaleonkhan183]

“EWW”

[@emiliano3923]

the boing sound effect 😭😭😭

[@clarissarojas7959]

I’m so desensitized to their clickbait now that I saw the title and thought “oh they’re playing life again” 💀

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Yeah, I thought it would be sims but same

[@Hannah-in9tz]

Same I thought it was either game of life or sims 😭

[@lex1fy]

One day they'll post their most clickbait looking video yet, but the whole thing will be real

[@tappanoot]

same i wasn't even phased 😭😭

[@ashrowan2143]

I just saw the dog part in the notification and went "oh shit" then i saw the full title and went oh their playing Life again

[@jessvision8817]

Dan being violently salty the whole game anytime anything good happens to Phil is such a mood, I get far too aggressive when I have bad luck in games

[@shybluechild]

"whats your baby's name" *phil forgets every name in the world*

[@aavainkeri8048]

The week with no uploads really brought up my abandoment issues, welcome back fathers

[@rooron3152]

Hahaha same!

[@Faby404]

Sameee

[@pallasproserpina4118]

a week without uploading, he comes back with a. life.

[@k.t.1849]

One more round like this and we just might get abandoned fr 😂

[@JolynesSister]

I miss my gay dads so much

[@enachavez8815]

Can we talk about how good Phil’s hair looks??

[@crhct]

SO good

[@neonblkhole]

the quiff returneth

[@wickedburnout6876]

phil needs to be a passenger princess because the alternative is him being *on the road*

[@kikiandthebrain]

dan calling phil a passenger princess like GIRL YOU DON'T DRIVE EITHER

[@1_2_shashasha]

This might turn my PMS symptoms around

[@sylveandescapism7502]

NAHHHH twinsies

[@jenni2971]

SAMEEE pmsing rn

[@1_2_shashasha]

It didn't cure me honestly, fuck the patriarchy

[@nint357]

I'm also pmsing, nice

[@alisond8773]

Girl the anger is here

[@hannahsumfella]

I like how Dan did a whole rebrand, but still calls himself Danisnotonfire

[@beetlejuicex3334]

phil putting dan’s phone number when signing up for anything is so funny 😭

[@papercupidx]

"He put a king on it" genuinely made me laugh so hard

[@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee]

the way dan walked out and left phil to do the endscreen alone AGAIN XD

[@buskingalbatross]

resident biologist dnp viewer here! there are taste receptors in testicles! but they're not on the surface, and are most likely used to sense and respond to chemicals, allow sperm to avoid toxins, and to drive the production of sperm itself. thanks for the info phil! citations: Tate perception: from the tongue to the testis (Feng Li, from the Journal of Molecular Human Reproduction, pub 2013) & an Inverse article called "Why do testicles have taste buds" from 2021

[@Maniimonsterr]

I love that Phil just keeps using Dans number for different places because he doesn’t wanna use his 😭

[@lynncollins9715]

40 seconds in and Dan’s complaining and Phil is talking about tasting with your testicles. Never change.

[@ritabrandao3606]

It's kinda funny that Phil named his dog "Simon", since the game "Simon Says" in other languages is actually translated to "The King Commands"

[@broadwaybibliophile1802]

this is the definition of gay on gay violence it feels like watching a breakdown in slow motion

[@DarkElfofVulcan]

I appreciate that Phil is just rolling with Dan choosing violence.

[@Gretchasketches]

Dan and Phil constantly dog baiting us

[@doilooklikebees]

the boys’ hair both lookin EXTRA GOOD today

[@JamaicanRain]

Maybe a shampoo company sent them good stuff. 😂

[@phasamtasie]

if you want more marriage simulator, how about more It Takes Two?

[@neonblkhole]

I've been hoping😭

[@pandajesus5052]

I wait and I pray

[@lindseydrew9812]

Please play deltarune!!

[@majaherold1325]

Yessss 🙏

[@bailsr6722]

they’ve played it!

[@haylie5828]

love how phil dishes the gossip on cruises in such a lil *whisper*

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

grown up phil lester whispering “massive orgy” is the reality check i needed

[@wallemo1835]

i now want a shirt that says the following quote: 0:02

[@cexilady3333]

Same

[@ruralmetalhead]

It's a Dan Remix of the famous Benjamin Franklin quote, "Nothing is certain except death and taxes," in which he was referencing the US Constitution. You could easily find it on a shirt somewhere :)

[@robbiina]

The game where Dan and Phil become chaotic gods over two innocent characters

[@Electricgrayhemm]

Dan joking about hiatus strikes fear into my heart

[@UNLUCKYAMUL3T]

the amount of salt from this man rivals the ocean

[@hannahmcdevitt02]

Like in the Dan sea you would end up just levitating above it there's that much salt 😂

[@puccalu1]

It’s time for my favorite activity: ✨Watching Phil win in life ✨

[@DianaRebeca1]

I know ❤ hahaha

[@veeclipse]

phil looks like the loaded divorced dad with his own interior design company, while dan is the son that comes over to his dad on the weekends

[@gi4734]

Ur so right 😭

[@princoral]

dan and phil make me regress so hard I have to remind myself i'm an adult with responsabilities and not 12 while watching these videos lol

[@nyxmercury9475]

felt this lol

[@Mcafees]

this is fr my new comfort channel

[@L0c4l_k1llj0y]

Get these men a dog PLEASE

[@lcverses]

even when dan is winning throughout the game, he still managed to lose at the end 😭

[@embyrwulf]

phil seems like the type of person who is really lucky at board games

[@3llX0X0]

they really be having fun with these titles

[@clairefinley16]

hi, i’ve been having one of the biggest mental health crises of my life and this video helped me calm down for the first times in weeks. i just wanted to say thank you for coming back for us, i missed having videos like this to turn on & leave my problems behind me. i’ve been feeling really isolated from everybody and i really need somebody to help ground me and keep me regulated, and this video was able to give me a sense of safety and comfort during that. you guys mean a lot to me and i’m very grateful that you’re here. i feel like a friend here

[@DianaRebeca1]

Sending love your way ❤

[@nireaeh]

can we just talk about phil's fit it is too good im not even paying attention to the game and medieval banter but its refreshing to see phil in such a look ?!?

[@bluebellkara]

Dan being a sore loser is so iconic, we love you king 😌

[@ZombyGamerKat]

wait until they find out that u can click the space bar to spin

[@raychumon]

i can't explain it but i really really love it when phil wins. the second-hand satisfaction is unmatched

[@doilooklikebees]

15:01 phil: yeah we were listening to gangsters paradise bard version in the car me, used to London Boys: IN THE CAR??

[@Mar-wj5ve]

Oh man oh man can't wait for The game of Life 3: Josh and Phil edition

[@alyssagggghik]

Broke: Dip and Pip Woke: Donk and Ponk

[@americachavez2846]

I have abandonment issues. Dan can’t just keep threatening to go on another hiatus every time he loses. its legitimately stressing me out

[@goldenlmk]

dan just needs to accept that this is phil’s game fr

[@poppunkrock141]

the windows screen saver “famishes” is killing me 18:04

[@akechilovebot3861]

I love how often Phil ends up doing the end screen himself because Dan has calmly rage quit

[@FellStar10]

I'm loving Phil's natural hair color. Looks great on you!

[@yeeeeee3605]

Phil truly is living his best George Villers life here, babygirling his way into dragon taming, money, and power 👑👑

[@foolish.principalitee]

Dan's level of pettiness is /exactly/ me playing these games, have no choice but to root for him.

[@haylie5828]

love the phol journey here!! straight out of a fanfic!! jester x king romance… i’m intrigued

[@faequeentitania]

Dan took those "passenger princess" comments about sponsorships to heart, didn't he? I've never seen him so involved 😂

[@SammieNel]

I was waiting for this comment hahahha

[@beeR00]

come for the clickbait title, stay for something that’s somehow more shocking

[@tiredglow]

Dan just disappearing after losing is the most Dan shit I’ve ever seen

[@mari_agzz]

not dan and phil editing Jesy's sound effect from 7-8+ years ago into Phil's stutter.

[@Amanda-yp7js]

Phil: I’m going to ride those dragons hard!🐲 Dan: 🤨 Me:😂😂😂

[@ashtynnstoddard5576]

Can we just appreciate how good they both look

[@MissesPeanutButter]

Thanks for representing the many lesbians that love Florence Pugh, Dan

[@candyhyojung1860]

he knows his audience

[@charlottekesterton3822]

I also enjoy Florence Pugh communism boob

[@bugbear2357]

"there are taste receptors in your testicles" ...thanks for sharing, Phil but will the game of life continue to fuck over Dan? lets find out

[@bugbear2357]

update: Dan's incredibly poor luck in this game strikes again

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

Can confirm this first fact is true (Dan and Phil pineapple enema when???)

[@arwenae]

I remember loathing this game as a child because despite all the decisions it really felt like there was nothing you could do to meaningfully affect the outcome so you were just stuck sitting with your family for an hour or so, rolling dice over and over to see what happened. I felt more in control playing Ludo (Sorry!).

[@lenaemfs5347]

Using the spon section to throw shade at the stalker-era phannies is amazing, epic 🔥roast

[@bro_strider]

"Death and taxes" what an enthusiastic start to a video!😊

[@Lunakitz]

I relate to Dan so hard, being the angsty person with terrible luck who is both loving and hating your lucky bestie when you play games with them....

[@brie]

if dan and phil can bring back the gaming channel…. PETITION FOR DAN AND PHIL CRAFTS TO COME BACK FOR APRIL 1ST 🗣️ edit: I MANIFESTED THIS YOURE WELCOME

[@viquitowers2815]

IK I LIKED BUT NO

[@justiina_cat]

100% is happening, see you on the 1st

[@bubblegore]

No need for that it’s funnier as an inside joke

[@rachcaldemont]

Omg imagine

[@PavlovsLover]

Comment ahead of its time

[@YoYo-cs1nq]

I think Phil would actually love a cruise. Especially one with all access food, sweets, and entertainment at anytime. Cruises nowadays are just hotels on water, doesn’t even feel like you’re on a boat.

[@christine-ac]

when phil wins we all win

[@camilatoledosepulveda8454]

Phil marrying the king and naming his dog Simon... somebody's been watching Young Royals' new season maybe? 😅

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

The first life video was iconic thanks for sacrificing dans sanity to play this again dads ❤️

[@ashlyn3384]

when i was younger we played the boardgame a lot as a family and i lost so often and was so salty about it that they called it ‘the game of ughhhh’. i feel you dan.

[@carmellaroberts1331]

Phil being unhinged in the first 45 seconds 😂😭 AND SLIDING IN AND OUT OF FRAME SAYING “testicles! … you can taste with your testicles” ❤️😂

[@maxandjinx6766]

these are some of my fav videos youve ever made. (no not bc dan is suffering) pls do more

[@ohaerin_]

dont stop playing until dan wins one

[@clarabirch123]

phil living the Mary & George fantasy

[@Haley_Halo]

Genuinely it's not fun to watch Dan suffer, I want to live vicariously through him having fun with his best friend not being miserable.

[@prosebuds5124]

Literally this,, if he’s not smiling and laughing I feel viscerally uncomfortable ☹️

[@skandar3]

13:16 Phil looked so genuinely concerned as Dan finished speaking. 🤣🤣

[@kikiandthebrain]

phil is the people's princess

[@HaplessAtlas]

this was a really funny video, i just love watching dan suffer! can’t wait for part 3

[@lanakitten420]

dan lost the second he didn’t pick the bucket list 😂 it’s like he’s trying to lose

[@semisweethearts]

the game of life is like truth bombs: phil always wins (i need them to keep playing this so dan has a chance to be a sore winner about it)

[@Aosm09]

The kings of clickbait are back

[@neonblkhole]

oh hey a bot stole your comment

[@pandajesus5052]

​@@neonblkholecan confirm

[@Aosm09]

@@neonblkhole aw shit bots are so annoying☠️

[@jordyn7094]

who else is ready for easter baking

[@JamaicanRain]

I have no expectations.

[@crhct]

you look so lovely, phil !!

[@CharliSpades]

Dan threatening with another Hiatus …. Is PTSD inducing. Don’t do this to us. We’ve been through enough Daniel!

[@booksandbigideas8720]

Wow they managed to replicate how annoying the Life spinner is digitally

[@vanniek2896]

The rewatchability of this video is so goddamn good

[@carlsbreakfast]

when phil is talking about being able to taste with your testicles not even a minute in that's how you know this video is going to be a banger

[@kenz9682]

A Dan, Phil, Pj, Sophie, Tomska DnD campaign would be the best thing of my life

[@watchmedo635]

what a beautiful family phol, carl, noot, neet, and simon are

[@breesharlea]

hey Dan and Phil, I've watched you 2 since early highschool, throughout the years I was severely depressed. I'm so so much better now :)) You 2 comforted me through dark nights. Now today, I'm very sick, not sure what from, you've once again come through at the right time