Fortune Teller Knows My Dating Secrets! - Stardew Valley

[@DangerouslyFunny]

Everyone tell me your favorite NPC to divorce!

[@equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658]

Harvey, he's the best

[@maria3625]

HARVEY

[@toadbox8884]

Zach Craftone she loves everybody’s coconuts

[@seiler3485]

Shane, you get this guy to sort the mess that is his life out (as seen by all the heart events) and just when his life reaches its peak in years, you divorce him. Kinda what Mumps does for a living

[@itz_ethereal5483]

Emily

[@PublicVoidStart909]

Just imagine if marrying mumps was a rite of passage "I marryied him before it was cool!!" "Well i lasted 3 hours! How long did you last?"

[@Parovex]

OMG amazing

[@PublicVoidStart909]

1 year ago, back when I was funny, we have come a long way

[@ellasherman3333]

@@PublicVoidStart909 you still seem funny just by saying you arent

[@MrChummington]

5 minutes says harvy

[@MillyThe_Rat]

1 year later Hello

[@starrinq]

She knows... Marry her.

[@zsunner5287]

Sadly u cant without mods lol

[@Chocolatewitchbunny]

And then divorce her! :D

[@cymbient2972]

Is marrying someone the Stardew Valley equivalent of... not... leaving any witnesses?

[@zsunner5287]

@@starrinq true true

[@MeagenImage]

Cymbient Some countries do have laws where spouses can't be asked to testify against each other in court, so...

[@pelahnar4]

DF: I'll straight up give you a prismatic shard. Lady: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*

[@zanyfeatherbrain]

pelahnar4 lol yeah I noticed that too.

[@heylol9606]

lol

[@snowleopard9463]

mhm, _o f f i c e_

[@Hazlbeneathourclaws]

HAha

[@Banana-duck]

I literally checked straight to the comments to see if anyone had noticed that

[@Thieverpedia]

If I took a shot for every person Mumps divorced, I'd be nearly as drunk as Pam, which means I'd be deader than the player's grandfather.

[@jennifercavenee7572]

Would you at least get a cool shrine?

[@sirmoriarty8230]

But granpapap isn't dead he was just locked in a shrine While he was locked in the shrine he reached enlightenment and shed his material form. This is why he looks like a ghost when he meets you. Hitting year 3 frees grandpapap from the shrine allowing him to take his place among the gods.

[@mintykarma336]

@@sirmoriarty8230 Pretty sure you're taking things too seriously, bud.

[@sirmoriarty8230]

Minty Karma I’m ngl I don’t at all remember my thought process for when I made that comment... I think I was referencing one of DF’s videos maybe?

[@ThatMilesGuy]

@@mintykarma336 im pretty sure it was meant to be a joke

[@asmukbang7058]

the npc's can't divorce you because they're too poor to afford divorce which is 50,000 gold.

[@theregularterrarian3933]

Stardew Valley Devs: Let’s make it expensive to divorce so people will be less inclined to do it! DF: Are you challenging me?

[@oncreativemode5486]

duh

[@megalu88]

That means ..... I'm poor. Not an NPC, but I've only got up to 8000 gold before.

[@elonmusk3586]

I currently have 98700

[@spyho7406]

@@elonmusk3586 i never knew elon musk played stardew valley

[@lem2004]

Complain 100G for fortune teller Wasted 50.000G+ on divorce

[@aimeeturpin4257]

OMG SO FUNNY LOL.

[@PublicVoidStart909]

Is it really wasted though?

[@firockfinion3326]

Since everyone gets invited to each wedding, you'd think they would really catch on with him getting married one day and him asking them to marry him the next day. "Didn't you just get married yesterday? And last week?"

[@sapphire26]

Well I think that just shows the intelligence of the towns people. Mayor Lewis and Penny have failed with the education of the town.

[@justinokraski3796]

"He's only doing it to get wedding gifts out of us!"

[@oncreativemode5486]

good point

[@gferrol118]

I enjoy how all your ex's still come to your other weddings

[@jakedemolisher5032]

They're all a bunch of c u c k s

[@jennifercavenee7572]

Guess there's not a heck of a lot else to do in the town, might as well go to a wedding and take bets on how long this one will last.

[@aimeeturpin4257]

@@jennifercavenee7572 maby 2 hours

[@skyem00n59]

3 hrs at best

[@alamrasyidi4097]

@@aimeeturpin4257 one if he uses mod/buff to get there faster

[@cymbient2972]

I feel like Lewis is some sort of a devil that made a contract with DF to keep divorcing people while he gets the cash and DF gets the pleasure of actually hurting people emotionally. Wowee!

[@janeenschultz8502]

We found Lewis's money supply for his statues!

[@sapphire26]

@@janeenschultz8502 and then Mumps destroys the statues! And then give Lewis more money to makr more statues! Its a circle! Mumps marrys, Mumps divorces, Mumps gives Lewis money, Lewis buys staue, Mumps destroys statue. Over and over and over again!!!!

[@artherius535]

DF is the demon, Lewis is the profiteer. But close enough!

[@thickpurrrito325]

he also married Lewis at some point LMAO

[@dianesassman]

yeppppp

[@buddyart-]

Petition for a mod that spouses can divorce you

[@j.d2084]

10 have voted let’s make it 11

[@trappersshadow9751]

Yeeees

[@determineddaaf3]

Not needed, it will just be a race to divorce and Mumps is always faster.

[@jessecoffman5614]

Plz

[@trappersshadow9751]

@@jessecoffman5614 oof

[@morelikecarter]

5:50 "everyone's least favorite bachelor" me, a harvey stan: *excuse me*

[@yotsubaed]

Actually, he's the 3rd favorite. Sam is everyone's least favorite, which is sad because he needs more love. Here's the popularity list if you're interested, though: 1. Shane 2. Sebastian 3. Harvey 4. Alex 5. Elliott 6. Sam

[@moviestargf]

Simple Shades shane is so boring

[@c.shadou1897]

aya winslow Shane is better pre-marriage. But his suicidal cut scene made me pretty sad

[@gerard6568]

Me, in a happily committed relationship with Harvey- *sOBS*

[@yotsubaed]

@@moviestargf idk man, most people love him

[@adammacintyre2675]

Anyone else wonder how he has made so much Stardew Valley content. This game is deep.

[@Goobers-gf3um]

Adam Macintyre it’s more the fan base. He asks for video ideas and we never fail to give him at least one interesting idea

[@VXGaming]

Mumps funds the mayor's statue habit.

[@Lex_Quinn]

Theory mumps retains his youth through sacrificing his children.

[@Manguitoboompow]

It would be fun if there was a mod that can make the npcs divorce you

[@wallegg1499]

That doesn't sound fun ;-;

[@lizzymarlow5208]

Someone make that mod

[@cymbient2972]

tfw when you forget to say your daily hi to your spouse for one day

[@sapphire26]

You should tell BunnyJumps! He makes mods and I think he might try! It would be HILARIOUS!!!

[@iAmDru12]

Something along the lines of them growing cold to you after a certain amount of time without the extra heart, and then having a random chance with going through with the divorce. Would also be cool if you could implement the implied couples (eg:Seb+Abigail, Leah+Elliot) being a reason for divorce, and having the couples get together after one divorced you

[@missScarlatine]

If you marry Alex and have less than 10 hearts with george, when you talk to him he said things like two men shouldn't get married

[@cardinalbirdman]

He says that when you DON'T have 10 hearts with george.

[@missScarlatine]

corected, mistook "least" for "less", 'i'm no native speaker

[@jennifercavenee7572]

And then if you get him up to ten hearts, he says that seeing how much you love each other has changed his stubborn old mind. Warms the cockles of my cynical heart.

[@adiosamiibos]

@@TheChaoticCanuck cry more

[@sirmoriarty8230]

I feel like I've gotten that 10 heart "you've changed my view point" message before when my character married Leah and I was getting everyone up to max hearts

[@katherineisabelleabbey5766]

3:54 Abigail: "Oh gosh darn I'm getting serious with him and only him as he gets serious with me and only me

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Mumps marrying and divorcing everyone in 1 video!! It must be my Birthday!!

[@iriswoo8030]

Kirara Lala no it’s mine

[@cymbient2972]

Well then happy birthday you two!

[@mrs.l346]

It was my mother's birthday today. Does that count?

[@jason_man]

It's just the usual...

[@cottagelass]

It was mine!

[@C_lekktor]

lewis, after the 6th wedding that month: so uh... welcome back everyone,

[@lerxst2019]

LMAO

[@eliz0101]

"One of my earlies memories of stardew valley is finding harvey her and thinking, who is this weirdo?" that was like two years, WOW

[@CheshireFatorum]

"The crystal ball has moved on! Just like me..."

[@Dennis-hq8qv]

You "now" have the ability to skip weddings Mhhhm. I have to look over the suit thing I was sure I fixed it.

[@izzy1221]

BunnyJumps You are Legend.

[@Ethananous512]

ModMasterBunnyJumps

[@Kalesoup_]

BunnyJumps, aka DF's slave

[@raisin4406]

BunnyJumps hey - I was wondering, how did you learn c#? (or what you’re using to mod) im tryna learn it as well

[@Dennis-hq8qv]

@@raisin4406 sounds stupid but I just started programming c#. When I first got to c# I've taught myself already multiple other programming languages (via KZbin, books and school) and some languages are similar to each other. So I just started programming C# and if I had questions I googled them.

[@icritiqueretards825]

Lewis could make that golden statue of all your divorce money

[@pidgeruss9898]

The most DF thing I’ve ever heard “actually this is my job I’m a professional marriager”. Omfg I’m dying.

[@ginaj1814]

I got the "are you playing games?" prediction from the fortune teller when I was only dating 3 people and I was so offended haha

[@izzy1221]

If only we could grow marriages like megacrops and harvest them for how much the divorce costs. *We’d make BANK.*

[@TheDreadedHope]

Dangerously funny, You could map out the NPC walking by putting something down for them to destroy. Could fill the entire map with Golden statues? to see where NPC go?

[@Midorisworld]

Aby: “I hope u like me pale” Df:”I don’t like u at all”

[@wheeljack2279]

Harvey: “You have a really healthy glow! That’s good!” DF: “Why are you looking at me?” Dang man the guy’s trying to be nice and you shut him down 😂 no hate I’m just saying that cause he’s my husband on my game lol

[@Kalesoup_]

"Why are you looking at me?" ***DF gives a bouquet to Harvey***

[@Jordyn1002]

Mine too

[@therealshadykit]

I just noticed that when they turn sideways during the ceremony, when you go to skip the wedding, they change out of wedding clothes and back into their normal clothes.

[@MamaBearicorn]

11:22 - 11:23 your tractor is alive! it literally moved, facing outside! Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this xD hahahaha

[@lloydvaughan398]

Pam is shreks daughter

[@lulululuchan]

@Lloyd Vaughan Really? I thought she was the mother.

[@calebm.5698]

shrek is Pam’s son

[@maclennanld]

The Pam has found a way to be both

[@rachellee8533]

Pam is Shrek's dumpster

[@opprrer3328]

Pam is shreks son

[@sketchyspudley]

When DF was just a bright-eyed Stardew Valley player, I wonder who was his favorite? Me being a goody two-shoes I disliked Pam from the very start

[@dragonairdragon6173]

He said he likes Leah...because she lives closest.

[@xexus6188]

Someone asks me what your videos are all about, and I quote you, "good morning current husband". Yep. That sums it up.

[@SimplyAnExistence]

Haley: I’m kinda nervous. Aren’t you? DF: Nah, not really. I’ve done this before. Me: Yeah. About 800 times.

[@giannabelcher1051]

One time I was dating Sam and Sebastian and she said “a man who’s name starts with s is eager to help you!” Gee thanks real helpful lady

[@hannamouse1]

Harvey: Having a patient's life in your hands and then failing is a thought that will haunt you forever! Harvey has a book called "do it yourself knee surgery".

[@varanansinnadurai8190]

Mumps: well if it fails... another day of my life Me: HAHAHAhaha *starts to sob*

[@jellygishh]

"does anyone in the world actually have green carpet?" *Looks down at green carpeted bedroom floor.*

[@kraynakoofling9759]

Typical DF. Marrieing and Divorcing is an old Tradition. That's why I love him. He is so original!

[@heylol9606]

Kraynak Oofling Marrying*

[@letsmanga1021]

...dont fall in love with him, he'll divorce you

[@CrimsonVexiduos]

i love your hilarious savagery with the NPC's and how you insult them, the sassiest of mumps

[@digitalstarz]

NPC:what do you farm? DF:divorces Edit: I’m rewatching all of the old Stardew valley videos, and I forgot I commented this. It’s been nine months. 😂

[@PattersonShorts]

There’s actually a really great mod that shows you where each NPC is in the moment your in. I think it’s called NPC tracker or something, but it’s really easy to install

[@sm8339]

As for the green carpet thing, my house has some green carpet, but I think it's from the 80s

[@roro6729]

For all we know SD could be in the 80s

[@carsonspinks1067]

Caroline has a green carpet too, how cool.

[@evavox9761]

One of my favorite places I ever lived had forest green carpet in the room I stayed in. Loved it.

[@xx_snipershooter_xx8807]

My favorite quote from DF is “Why am I in a log”

[@stephjbean]

He can talk about anything sv related, I love his voice and humor! Btw watched first DF’s video☺️

[@tigbaby9998]

“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” Lady: refuses by turning head

[@muffinman9158]

Harvey actually does perform surgeries in emergency situations, like when you lose all your health in Skull Cavern.

[@bigchungusfan4497]

Hmmm the fortune teller said that you and abigail seemed happy together and then a couple of months later you make a video saying that abigail is best girl

[@indeed__584]

"Everyone's least favourite bachelor (Harvey)" Harvey being the only person i want to marry lmao

[@DongleBups12]

Pierre isn’t in the hole because of joja mart, he’s going bankrupt having to pay for mumps’s weddings.

[@Tarri69]

A really good season for Lewis, he can buy a couple more gold statues.

[@crayzliss9874]

When I went to the fortune teller they called Sebastian bashful once I married him. They also, the first time I saw them, they knew I’d break up with Sam, Shane, Penny, Alex, and Elliot. They said “I see you breaking many hearts”

[@alvijaandriukaityte912]

Have not watched the video yet, but I know this video will be awesome! Your videos just make my day 👌💎

[@unholysanctuary2560]

"The fortune teller's gonna give me what I want, otherwise, they're getting married and divorced." LMAO

[@danielleee6533]

Yo! If you're married to Harvey and you passed out in skull cavern, would he still charge you 1000g?

[@reemm6270]

yea

[@starrysterre]

Mans gotta eat

[@crunche5256]

Man your the one feeding him

[@flaminggamingsecondchannle2404]

I don't understand why I love these divorse themed stardew valley videos, but in the time span of a week they are now my favorite.

[@flaminggamingsecondchannle2404]

I- ... WhY aM i ThE hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT?!.

[@sage7187]

Morose means sullen and I'll tempered This is for those who were wondering at 2:41

[@Melty-pup]

You should install the mod that let's you see all the npcs on the map! Might help you with finding those slackers. :) Love your channel!

[@alexnsiw]

Have you ever wondered where does krobus go on the 1st of winter? Or where does Marnie and Mayor Lewis go from that bush at night? What about this: 1. Go to marnies ranch 2.get an animal and name it "[777]" to summon a error block 3 give it to pam (why not)

[@austinrobinson7338]

"Good morning lewis, you are going to have a good month!"

[@sawomirboinski5544]

Lewis is buying Gold Statues for divorce money

[@Brandon-rq3ys]

9:31 "Maru, I forgot about her!" We all have, man...we all have.

[@meowmeowsamurai5894]

Sebastion:I think living with you is making me come out of my shell, I think it's g- Mumps:Nope,go back in your shell

[@marshallsiora6417]

7:52 this channel is dangerously funny!

[@karmen5]

This was really good I like how you do all of this work for like nothing lel so this will be funny RIGHT RIGHT btw Im drawing your stardew vally character

[@auravixen]

5:22 yup the marriage put u in the log

[@SashikuChan]

XD its so funny. My name is Leah so sometimes when you say it, I keep looking up like somebody is calling me. Haha! I am also an artist! But not a sculptor. x3

[@Jafelle123]

Mayor Lewis: *M O N E Y*

[@hooferlegoofer2300]

Suggestions: Can you try out any other expansion mods or a video about what to do in endgame to not get bored/how to get a lot of money

[@evccrtt1480]

Hoofer Le Goofer If you get bored start a new game

[@arukimc]

0:16 No my heart :'v Poor Sebastian

[@Ninja-ty4lw]

She must have seen your videos XD

[@Spark---]

when he skipped Alex's wedding, he changed sprite and it was hilarious.

[@Ethananous512]

DF: Everyone literally sucks Emily: I ate too many bran muffins... DF: You know what you're half decent but you're still getting a divorce

[@sage7187]

13:15 the lady looks at you after he told her he can just give her a prismatic shard

[@ApexBrachydios]

After reaching the bottom of the mine the dwarf shows up to weddings

[@hallaloth3112]

7:50 oh Penny, you poor naive child.

[@tobathy6990]

"Hello harvey, everyone's least favorite bachelor" false. He is my favorite, then again, after about a year or two I will probably divorce him, get rid of the kid, and marry Sebastian spook yea

[@trixrferkidsTV]

“I’ll straight up give you a prismatic shard if you want” 😂😂😂

[@adriennec1246]

Hey DF, awesome as always! Do you know what happens when you talk to the NPCs' parents after you've divorced their kid (Sam, Penny, Maru, Sebastian, and Abigail all have parents in the Valley)?

[@alfredo.zauce1892]

“I didn’t even know she could read.” Goodness, just because she eats rocks doesn’t mean she’s an idiot

[@sniddler9114]

Abigail is the best wife, and anyone who disagrees, can go have themselves a lovely day, it's all based on opinion, and there's a spouse for everyone, and I can't expect you to agree with my own personal opinion

[@diamondddude171]

That subtle mmmhmm was hilarious

[@augustohartung7835]

5:58 Are u a med student? Nobody says general practitioner except med students

[@charissarobieson4560]

Please make more stardew valley videos. Your commentary on this game is the best I've seen. 😂

[@tsarfox3462]

Last time I was this early, DF still had new ideas (just messing with you).

[@dzyzwws]

He has a good point 6:37

[@endychicosaneth3812]

I thought the town would confront you. Do you have a mod on?

[@uncreativeusername8176]

It only happens is you enter a certain area, the saloon for the boys, and haily/Emily’s house for the girls.

[@MsCaptainChase]

I think he had to go into the saloon to trigger it and he never went in there.

[@endychicosaneth3812]

Makes sense, thanks

[@caitarno715]

hey if you struggle finding npcs theres a mod that shows where they are on the map and it makes it super easy to find anyone!! love your vids :)

[@courtneythomas3297]

Harvey is my favourite ❤️ he’s so kind and sweet and gives great gifts

[@etrora6639]

Courtney Thomas hes also the one everybody forgets about

[@KeyboardPriest]

That dialog option at 15:01 Happens if you dont max out friendship options too. I received it with only a few people at 8 hearts and most at 4-6 hearts. If you just wanted to see that, then you wasted alot of time. :P

[@sheenalkumar4744]

Divorce them while pregnant

[@Rob_Thorsman]

He already tried that.

[@destructoplayz6056]

He did that already

[@Rob_Thorsman]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmiYpH1ooZpol8k

[@Kamexe]

Nothing happens. Wife gets an abortion

[@-._Holly_.-]

One of my favorite parts of these videos is DF just casually roasting everyone I wonder if any one gets a sick feeling whenever DF asks for marriage and know their next.

[@Sesshourmaru123]

Love all your content. Keep it coming

[@Reymii]

Always good to see the new vids!

[@Allday232]

I actually just got this dialogue with having about 5 hearts with every one of the eligible people to date. I was pretty surprised.

[@BenjamintYT]

You should've titled this video: "Project:Heartbreaker, *gone wrong!* *Fortune teller knew secrets!* "

[@TheSufferG]

6:35 I like how he spawns items so much that he forgets that pendants cost 5000G each

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Weird how the Dwarf attends weddings, I didn't think any of the villagers even knew about him or would accept him into the town. I wonder if they'd be fine with Krobus..