Daniel Dancer, History's Biggest Cheapskate

[@SamONellaAcademy]

That's not a face reveal its just a random video of a kid flipping his fedora, check the description ffs

[@gustavogoncalves1102]

Sam O'Nella Academy oh shit, face reveal

[@Betty-no3gw]

bro howd u know

[@cocconoce]

Ah heck

[@amphibianteeth]

thank you, it was sad seeing all these comments asking if it was a face reveal

[@ZerpPickleZiP]

Wut about 6:41

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Live like a poor man out of fear of having to live like a poor man.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Beeg brian.

[@bikboi3292]

lmaoo

[@bryanfongo327]

@@dilophosaurussk4333 hi

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@bryanfongo327 Hello.

[@bryanfongo327]

@(STUDENT)William Giles grey?

[@jamesm3534]

This guys life wasn’t rags to riches, it was rags and riches.

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

Simultaneously

[@nordicnostalgia8106]

@@supremechaosbeing2696 I don't know about that. He purchased more rags before his riches

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

Rags and riches

[@qweebey]

It is believed that his total net worth at the time of his death was 10,000 pounds which is about 1,6B pounds today.

[@HeatherRider]

So true!! XD

[@undergroundlace1686]

"teeth are just tiny mouth hooves" Thats the first and last time in history that phrase shall be used

[@erased2673]

Teeth are just tiny mouth hooves

[@hughmungus4744]

erased you crazy

[@johnboats9075]

You forgot nubbining.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

You just used it a second time.

[@hereland2401]

Teeth are just tiny mouth hooves

[@featuredsnail38jr89]

This man is literally the definition of “you gotta act poor to stay rich”

[@raycom201]

Does it work?

[@featuredsnail38jr89]

@@raycom201 no I’m still broke asf

[@highlander2319]

@@featuredsnail38jr89 I think you gotta become rich first

[@luisandrade2254]

@Chris Clifford what???? No it’s expensive to live on more then the minimum

[@Houseproudasamotherhen]

I do this but with 10 dollars in my bank account.

[@andro7862]

Fun fact: Lady Tempest tended to him on his deathbed and he in turn made her the sole heir of his fortune. In the long run, it is good to have misers as friends.

[@samcavanagh7993]

wow she was the most hardcore gold digger who ever dug

[@cavejohnson4306]

She was a platinum digger

[@auxstep3353]

She’s a Tanzanite digger

[@peterfromfamilyguy4816]

She’s a Star Digger

[@phantomaviator1318]

Queue the Minecraft gold digger parody

[@thundermoon96]

This man is the definition of saving all your health potions for "when you really need it" but then you beat the game after never using any of them

[@ronaldreagan9408]

Let me correct that for you. The man is the definition of saving all your health potions for "when you really need it" but then you get one shotted by the end game boss and die without ever using one.

[@JGD714]

@@ronaldreagan9408 On permadeath.

[@nicolas2328]

I´m like that, but instead, I use all of my itens at once during the final boss and defeat it in a single blow.

[@mostlyforyt]

You mind not calling me out like that?

[@user-qq1xj5zk9n]

I use health potion daily so ye

[@daytoncoates4930]

He’s like Diogenes: minimize material wealth. But unlike Diogenes: maximize liquid wealth

[@brovid-19]

_SNAAAAAAKKKEE_

[@francescolombardi3438]

you're pretty good

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I realise you're probably not talking about the Diogenes club from Sherlock Holmes, but I like this anyway.

[@420roachdoggjr]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo wot

[@ax8924]

Just to be clear, 1 shilling in Dan’s lifetime is equal to 8 pounds, or 9.60 dollars in 2022. So lady tempest got him to buy the equivalent of a 10 buck cap from Walmart, & he sold it for 14 bucks.

[@sayo5204]

huge profit

[@racapinang]

What a trade for a cheapskate, I mean, businessman.

[@clementbr5216]

STONKS

[@Vinn_Tree]

Stonks

[@ego6228]

nice pfp

[@lightlysaltedman]

3:45 "who needs refrigeration if it's already rancid?" -people inventing fermentation, probably

[@lost7149]

"Also, what's refrigeration?" - They

[@chumbleham1566]

And that's what I said A few minutes ago the ancient exit exit Egyptian figure that out and created beer and use it as a currency and then 1 million years later salmonella decided how bout i invent alcohol

[@lightlysaltedman]

i have no clue what either of you just said but i agree

[@voidericspenceracemperor9710]

@@lost7149 "don't worry about it" -someone probably

[@anonym3]

Haha

[@madamada5293]

>Sponsors a video about being a cheapskate

[@abdulwasay1050]

Mada lmaooo

[@ubermenschsuperiority4970]

*LMFAO* !!!!

[@FrankTheTank107]

The man needs to buy a shiling hat, leave him alone.

[@dutchmountainsnake5379]

Mada hurr durr gotta make money get a real job

[@yunzyu]

@@dutchmountainsnake5379 I don't think you get the joke

[@yaboidilan218]

*arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf* "That's right, make his children watch"

[@sterkar99]

Helereous

[@lettuce7273]

@Tazlover The Meme "Mow" "Wait, did you hear that? Mao. I think that this is chairman Mao reincarnated!"

[@OrionFallsUp]

Mel sorry sir but the order has already been given

[@kasiopeeya]

I was looking for this comment and was not disappointed.

[@slaythotscringeguy6984]

I was watching this with my mom then this came up and she pointed at your comment and started laughing

[@Pokshire]

Damn it, Daniel, there was a whole ass verse about eating unrefrigerated pies in Dumb Ways to Die, weren't you paying attention to the lyrics?

[@chilifoxx]

Damn, Daniel back at it again with the rancid meat

[@Shovel________________]

not dumb ways to die its dumb ways to pie

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

Daniel is too *gangsta* for train safety PSAs

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

damn daniel

[@valauris1499]

@@acolossalangrybook3169 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@benjizhang1680]

Did he just spend the entire video setting up the "Are we human, or are we dancer" joke

[@alexisowens9310]

Litterally spent 15 Mins just seeing if anyone else got the reference. Kudos

[@Guil118]

I havent seen anyone but you reference this joke in the comments. Like come on people, this joke is gold. Also I think you are right, the whole video must be for the joke.

[@reg5502]

My sign is vital, my hands are cold

[@nilsfranke9385]

Regaru and I’m on my knees

[@reg5502]

Nils Franke looking for the answer

[@SentinalhMC]

You didn't even mention the best part of Dancer's story. He was so paranoid about being robbed that he boarded up the lower level of his house and used a ladder through a second story window to get in and out. One night, a gang of thieves decided to rob him and after getting in through that window expecting him to be asleep, found him very much awake as he as so paranoid that he stayed up guarding the window. Apparently only a few of them left his estate and no one knows what happened to the rest.

[@Mr_Yeet123]

SentinalhMC He probably made them into pies

[@georgie984]

He went sicko mode

[@trailguidealex5010]

A naked old guy willing to kill you. I would nope the fuck out.

[@Chelsea-dq9og]

he probably ate them. Like what are ya going to do with the bodies? bury them? sure. but eating them would save a couple of bucks 🤔☻☻☻☻

[@connorh3398]

He fucking ate them

[@SkylerrClips]

"Teeth are just tiny mouth hooves" -Sam O'Nella Academy

[@SkylerrClips]

@Rogue Viper I didn't hear him say it

[@donaldchesser157]

"Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades" Well you got me there

[@MrThemelloman]

Noooooooooooo

[@diavoloisamasochist4986]

Youre gay

[@BirdRaiserE]

30 white horses on a red hill.....

[@Jackie89000]

His life is like when you play through a game, saving up all the good and powerful weapons, but end up beating the game without ever using them.

[@aaronfield7899]

You don't really need to use them if you're playing the game on easy difficulty

[@Jackie89000]

@@aaronfield7899 But those are often the most fun parts of the game!

[@sud1881]

Nah you never use your items until the after the credits for the after final boss boss

[@severalcakes3267]

This guy is on Diogenes' wavelength.

[@zucchinibyday]

Equal and opposite energy

[@toe_sucker_4165]

They're vibing to the same beat.

[@tykeith496]

Diogenes was a g tho

[@lunky6960]

DIOgenes

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Similarities: - haha materialism gay - likes dogs - uhhhh... name starts with D

[@duxgalore9834]

Black Cat: *exists* Edgar Allan Poe Protagonist: 5:29

[@no4785]

Poetagonistic

[@Sofia-fz9hz]

I understood this and I feel so intelligent now

[@thelionoob]

E Y E S

[@Bryan-bj5pb]

Literally so happy I got it lol

[@brovid-19]

_poetagonist_

[@ElPikminMaster]

5:21 "Half of you at 14 years old" Me, a 28 year old: "Oh, I get it. HALF of me is 14 years old."

[@ivyjohnson7021]

Yeah, no. You're not 28. Admit it.

[@ElPikminMaster]

@@ivyjohnson7021 Born in April 1991. Totally 28.

[@ivyjohnson7021]

Alright then, no point in arguing. I'll take your word for it. :)

[@Ucefgrb]

29 years old now

[@user-pz6kq2tv9m]

I'm 15

[@rattled7026]

Me being older than his hat: *dancing*

[@timidb]

You do realize that it was 14 years old a couple hundred years ago

[@tunok3874]

@@timidb r/woooooosh

[@timidb]

@@tunok3874 no

[@tunok3874]

@@timidb pretty sure it was

[@siwap3809]

@@tunok3874 it wasnt

[@birdstempakj534]

Don't forget that the man punched and beat up wild dogs to steal the bone marrow from the bones the were chewing on, truly an inspiration for the ages

[@carsonjackson415]

We should look up to this man

[@patjackrickson6733]

Truly a pioneer, hitting bitches to bone for free.

[@watcherontheweb4625]

"are we human or are we dancer" I CANT ITS TOO GOOD

[@acatinadrawer4650]

Shut uuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp

[@acatinadrawer4650]

Sorry wrong comment

[@alexanderwang6384]

@@acatinadrawer4650 Good job.

[@BenedekAtanyi]

I keep rewatching this video over and over only for that joke

[@yektaagra741]

Is there a reference here?

[@fret1]

Samonella more like monthly dose of raw chicken

[@rafaelalodio5116]

You would surely save some coins by doing so.

[@nedward8999]

Salmonella

[@fatvizcaino1018]

I love my shit raw 😤😤🔥

[@octo349]

neon-unikorn Vizcaino pussy too

[@CJ-xo5vn]

Raw chicken?more like bore ragnarok

[@augustfuller3396]

"What would we do if a lawyer were to come along?" *the most cursed dog noises ever* "That's right, and make his children watch!"

[@thomasyun423]

4:17 I love how the dog’s right eye floats outside the bounds of his head

[@brovid-19]

why are you drawing attention to something that no one cared about and will now care immensely about?

[@henrystibitz8111]

@@brovid-19 eye funny

[@user-wn3wv5bx5e]

@@brovid-19 some people like details

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

it’s just easier (at least in my opinion)

[@tumblrsexyman9972]

Ah, yes, that.

[@SraTacoMal]

Somehow I found the fact that he bought a pair of secondhand black stockings for his sister’s funeral pretty touching.

[@SentinalhMC]

Well it isn't that touching when you learn that she died because he refused to pay for medical treatment.

[@shanielding9076]

WOW........................ you ruined the moment with KNOWLEDGE

[@NerfCrafter55]

We should make you do the skillshare ads.

[@Ashethetics]

He probably offset the cost by figuring he’d save money on not having his sister around anymore.

[@TheApfelschale]

@@SentinalhMC The one time his money would've actually come in handy...

[@user-ku8kd5mq9c]

Me:Sunday oh sh... *Sam o nella makes a video* Me: alright

[@EJW2]

It’s Monday for me

[@MiguelAngelSandoval0]

No u

[@sliverbullet7973]

Frick..I have a school night.

[@MisfitOutfit]

I remember the times school nights were a thing.

[@Hostefar]

Why u usethat profile pic

[@CharlieZuko]

I know a guy in the same league as this Dancer guy. Former coworker of mine was raking in at least $80k and was living in a basement room, only charged his phone at work (to save on his power bill), he wouldn’t buy toilet paper, napkins, coffee filters, creamers, or pretty much anything he could snatch for free at work. The mere memory of it makes me gag a little bit.

[@kirilldraws]

are we human? ...or are we dancer?

[@Mutanninja]

katstiel my sign is vital ....My hands are cold

[@elias9746]

Dude I need to know I don't get the joke please if you could explain thank you

[@kirilldraws]

@@elias9746 There's a song called Human by The Killers that has those lyrics in its chorus.

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

@@kirilldraws And it fucking *sucks* .

[@andro7862]

@@Hanfgurkenhasser I hate that song

[@gaso2713]

This is the most entertaining channel I've stumbled upon in a long time

[@jonashorn8354]

Same boyy, I am binge watching all his videos rn

[@seraphic_fae]

try gradeaundera he’s very similar

[@Ps3luvr260]

mega samuel games fishing rods the only thing they have in common imo is using mspaint lol their content is very different. Also fuck grade

[@James-es1fg]

Accurate

[@ZutoMimi]

He has a perfect sense of humour and is so humble.

[@MrRando-cs1sn]

That last joke was a real killer.

[@Sam-yr3bq]

Alright, well done.

[@Josef_1186]

You need to stop.

[@aabaaabbbabba7174]

Took me a while to realize how genius this comment is

[@JakeLovesSteak]

Someone should give you some flowers.

[@sam2026]

Erick Sang unfortunately I still don’t understand it.

[@SkullpunkArt]

4:23 Your chances of getting murdered by a dog named bob are low, but never zero…

[@Cherno35]

Bob kinda based honestly

[@SkullpunkArt]

@@Cherno35 based bob

[@mahditr5023]

*K N O W L E D G E*

[@noahgonzalez1882]

*L A M B O R G H I N I*

[@TheNeuromancer_]

*W O K E*

[@Oney105]

*K N A W L E D G E*

[@thialindm3269]

B O I

[@christiansantillan184]

*G A Y*

[@PauaP]

Can't believe in the 1700's they already named a dog 'Bob'.

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Truly progressive times those were ...

[@TheTurtleneck64]

JUST SEEMS TO FALL RIGHT DOWN MY LEG; AND ONTO THE FLOOR

[@graup1309]

I once found a post on dog names in ancient Rome. And boi, you'd be surprised. (Actually, now that I think about it, this might've been a Sam'O'Nella video)

[@MrAledro84]

also a NOFX song btw

[@txgunguy2766]

In ancient Rome, the villas would have signs on the walls saying "Cave' Canum"(beware of the dog).Slaves would patrol the perimeter walls with attack dogs.

[@McHeisenburger]

Look out, Pixar, there’s a new animator on the loose.

[@tongdawu2041]

He’s not an animator

[@nachostv4217]

He is though. You do see quite a few animations mixed in there together with all the still images.

[@kougaon8513]

@@tongdawu2041 r/woosh

[@someabominationfromanother3190]

@@tongdawu2041 r/woooosh

[@eldritch-sys]

@The Tong Productions r/woooooooosh

[@BunchaFrames]

"Fun" fact - the Los Angeles Cafe shown at 0:48 is actually an old restaurant in Wales that used to be just down the road from me. It's been closed and been replaced by a Pizzeria (4 Pen-Y-Lan Rd, Cardiff, Wales). Blew my small Welsh mind when I noticed that.

[@BunchaFrames]

That Scrooge McDuck would dine at such an establishment..

[@llamalover5553]

The 14 year old joke is surprisingly accurate

[@mpx41]

You do realize he can see channel's demographic data in analytics report, right?

[@jp2908]

@Lilith does stuff welp a lot of kids lie about their age but there are normal people that watch yt classics and dont need to lie about their age, for example im only 169.

[@everybody48]

Lilith does stuff gotta admit when I first made my email I lied about my age

[@Cryros_sphere]

*Y O U*

[@tangerine2530]

how dead is your profile pic also why am I writing this this comment is a month old

[@naota3k]

Are we human, or are we ＤＡＮＣＥＲ ?

[@Schradermusic]

Truly facepalm-worthy.

[@vnyggi621]

D A N C C E R

[@scritoph3368]

I don't care if I'm a normie, philosoraptor was the best.

[@pardusv7243]

My sign is vital

[@vnyggi621]

My hands are cold

[@frayjais2942]

5:30 I just fucking LOVE how he doesn't even explain or mention this part after its completion.

[@evilmontica1848]

Why is no one speaking of the fuckin ufo that landed outside of sams house? Edit:time stamp 5:54

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

That didn't happen. Now, if you could just look at this little red dot for a moment...

[@AugoZone]

car was prob blasting bass-heavy music

[@San-li9ml]

@@AugoZone Oh my lord that profile picture

[@class.C]

@@San-li9ml lmfaooo

[@arandomsupra]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio Wait what are you talking about? What didnt happen?

[@user-ih8xi1fo4h]

Are we human, or are we dancer, my meat is rancid, my hat is old

[@wildreptile77]

And I pull dogs’ teeth, cause I am such a miser. Are we human, or are we Danser!

[@theburningtoastmonsterofur7028]

Hahahahahahaha

[@bridgerjensen2539]

Nothing like a good killers reference.

[@jamessteel9180]

NobisaNob underrated

[@yeahsorengo4251]

no one: skillshare: did someone say educational youtube channel

[@phantomaviator1318]

Nice pfp

[@zycklacon9588]

Phantom Aviator it could’ve been better tbh

[@MagicVodca]

sauce??

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Interesting Pfp.

[@swinnbv2186]

yo gimme those juicy _N U M B E R S_

[@olbradley]

"You know what else is more valuable then money?" *"RAiD sHaDOw lEGenDs iS A MUltIpLaYEr oNLinE mOBilE rPG."*

[@Z4J3B4NT]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q56no2Ojhdqsh8U

[@notme5501]

Lol boomer

[@KP-tl7ir]

Raid loot box legends.

[@marsanz3510]

I'm still getting Raid ads to this day 😭

[@KP-tl7ir]

BlackberrySun 24 I’m gonna pay to run adds for my own used toilet paper in all the videos the developers watch. Let’s see how they like it.

[@idiotic370]

5:18 is the best sam o nella clip ever imo

[@PterodactylPunk]

nah the dog one right before

[@catattack885]

4:18 *Yeah, my dog makes that sound too*

[@101Volts]

Why do I feel so relaxed, listening to whatever that dog said? He could be suggesting that Daniel should pull his neighbor's kidneys out, but I feel relaxed. Send help.

[@olivius8891]

When Sam o Nella uploads: That was very cash money of you.

[@Hoshimaru57]

Deus Morris you know what would truly be cash money of ya? Giving me some.

[@Nathan_Johnson7723]

This is it chief☝️

[@Yasuk3]

There's also a story of intruders coming to rob him and his old man body just completely wrecking them

[@bloodyraptor6251]

Like, bc he stank so bad?

[@Skellington77]

@@bloodyraptor6251 No he WWE suplexed them :^)

[@freku2321]

6:07 Well, That Aged Well

[@nateds7326]

"arguably edible meat" is a fantastic sentence

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

Any meat is arguably edible if you're an insufferable enough arguer than noone argues with you

[@themilkman6969]

most things are arguably edible if you try hard enough

[@bigbo1764]

“History’s biggest cheapskate” obviously you’ve never met a middle class dad before:

[@cheybat5390]

Ba doom ching

[@bfdia51]

Most middle class people are in debt tho

[@bigbo1764]

Bfdia51 most will be in debt because they take loans out on cars and houses, unless you have a shit ton of money, you will most likely have to take a lone out to afford a large purchase.

[@bfdia51]

@@bigbo1764 you can buy a car in cash making 40-100k a year just fine. Obviously the more income the easier. But I was more referring to credit card debt. The average American has anywhere from 3 to 9k in credit card debt. A majority of middle class people have credit card debt. Cars can be bought with cash. But people like to buy a brand new car that they can't afford (in cash or in payments). So they get ridiculously long loans I've seen 7 to 8 years being advertised. The average car payment has shot up to over $550 per month. Brand new cars typically loose 50% in value in its first 4 years. In 2 years it looses about 1/3 of its value. So buy a brand new car is an absolute money pit. You might as well throw money in a fire. Houses ill give you most people dont own their homes. A 15 year mortgage is acceptable. You also have to think about things like cell phones. People buy their phones on contract alot. They get 2 year plans they have to pay for. Then people have school loans that cost a lot. It is possible to pay for school but that is one of the hardest things to do. So loans maybe necessary. But people take forever to pay them back. The average american doesn't attack debt they embrace it.

[@bfdia51]

@@bigbo1764 @Bigbo 1 you can buy a car in cash making 40-100k a year just fine. Obviously the more income the easier. But I was more referring to credit card debt. The average American has anywhere from 3 to 9k in credit card debt. A majority of middle class people have credit card debt. Cars can be bought with cash. But people like to buy a brand new car that they can't afford (in cash or in payments). So they get ridiculously long loans I've seen 7 to 8 years being advertised. The average car payment has shot up to over $550 per month. Brand new cars typically loose 50% in value in its first 4 years. In 2 years it looses about 1/3 of its value. So buy a brand new car is an absolute money pit. You might as well throw money in a fire. Houses ill give you most people dont own their homes. A 15 year mortgage is acceptable. You also have to think about things like cell phones. People buy their phones on contract alot. They get 2 year plans they have to pay for. Then people have school loans that cost a lot. It is possible to pay for school but that is one of the hardest things to do. So loans maybe necessary. But people take forever to pay them back. The average american doesn't attack debt they embrace it.

[@trvplxrd7075]

That salvaged clothing that he wore could've made it in Kayne's clothing line

[@jonathansandmanadams3283]

Mr. Heck i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t buy Yeezy‘s(I get you’re joke dont worry)

[@darwinfermin4114]

Who

[@jonathansandmanadams3283]

Darwin Fermin Daniel dancer

[@tommykarrick9130]

I like how in some contexts, that patchwork of random shit clothes would make for an extremely badass character design, but when it happens in real life it’s like “oh yeah, it’s just gross”

[@Jeraldow]

Would be cool if you made a video talking about the most unusual forms of execution.

[@Jeraldow]

Always wanted to make a video about the subject but thought it would not be so insteresting, but it seems like I was wrong.

[@connorgleeson9324]

5:30 When you find the guy who swore on your Christian Minecraft server

[@KiddSteely]

*Y O U*

[@redgreatspot7471]

Cat: N O U

[@foulestbee43]

Danny Devito a true Christian would ask them to leave politely.

[@BetaDude40]

A true christian would ask them to leave politely before stabbing them with the knife

[@aedeagus9292]

fuck off, this reddit-tier christian server meme was never funny

[@andrewderiugin8428]

Daniel Dancer was just to stubborn to die as he was too spend his money. Glad Sam’s back.

[@caden.5173]

5:21 genuinely made me laugh out loud. I’m very glad I stumbled across this channel today haha

[@ye2978]

He legitimately broke his screen too

[@panchito_1002]

Degenerates be like:

[@bonebag1961]

I was 15 when this came out fuckin gottem

[@frougee]

I think is was 9 when i watched this. So he is true

[@Hypnopotimus27]

Money: "hold me closer Daniel dancer" Daniel: *shits the bed*

[@Slurptacular64]

Lol I read that to the tune of tiny dancer, and now I have that image in my brain. Thank you

[@vinnregi4882]

And the shit stayed there forever as cleaning it would be too much of a waste...

[@BreezeWeezy]

5:24 Possibly one of the funniest moments in samonella

[@okedho]

Dont forget ”whats a nigga gotta do to get some eel dick”

[@lettuce7273]

Okedho When?

[@okedho]

In the sigmund freud vid

[@baconbro8591]

*REEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@adisabledchild5260]

COOMMMMIIIEEEEE

[@Br15c]

"And what would we do if a lawyer came here?" "Huh ruh ruh ruh, huh buh bu hu buh bu huh, hub eh bah buh hu." "That's right, and in front of all his children tooo!"

[@mothern0rth]

That audio regarding the car outside your home was completely random and funny.

[@appleapple8841]

“A good pile of arguably edible meat”

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

"...and organs"

[@GoldenPenHD]

Jesus, why do I even take showers anymore.

[@magnusadams8724]

To stay hydrated

[@jakecave9570]

Damn I missed this in the shower too

[@nefhelimwhat609]

The Derp Chaos I’m watching this while I’m showering

[@paulawolanski3237]

He lived a long life because he stayed away from people. Smart man.

[@matafannimE]

So are you telling me I can live up to almost 80 years old by isolating myself, not bathing and eating raw meat? Not even getting dementia? Good thing I already do all that.

[@daminwidi]

Eww

[@tylersilverstein1185]

For a sec I thought I graduated Sam O’Nella Academy then he posted... welp

[@fandomguy8025]

Tyler Silverstein, You'll be here FOREVER! ...You'll be educated as fuck tho. Beyond Masters degree.

[@slayerlee5447]

Tyler Silverstein he better pin this...

[@SevyDevi]

Ah... Time for my brain to be lovingly fondled by another episode of Sam O'Nella.

[@metaltriops5957]

That doesn’t sound right ._.

[@Strideo1]

This video touched me in a place no finger could ever reach.

[@namedtruman]

5:20 i have never been so offended by something i totally agree with.

[@CygnusGD]

"Are we human, or are we Dancer?" I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed.

[@D1scNStuff]

Cygnus I saw them in concert the other day lmao

[@SummerRene]

I’m just imagining some random person saying; “Jokes on you, i DoN’t HaVe EyEbRoWeS!”

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

- David Bowie

[@AVeryRandomPerson]

But I don't have eyebrowes, I have eyebrows.

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

Well, my eyebrows are so thin and light colored, they might not exist at all. :)

[@LdopaFuckwhoevertookthishandle]

my eyebrows are decals

[@patrickboone423]

Probably late but, Xxxtentacion

[@jahkku6583]

The car audio had me dying

[@kevinct4937]

Jokes on him i don't have any

[@sammydunbar8823]

5:55

[@TheDude420.69]

so much bass

[@wumbodoodlebob]

I was watching this video IN my car connected with subwoofers so I was earraped by car bass with my cars bass I died lmao

[@cuckurcock7602]

@@wumbodoodlebob That sounds way better than listening with headphones

[@erroneousfax9351]

I love how at the end he has to look back at the link while he’s doing his pitch

[@DankMatter]

Is he mr krabs?

[@SmokeyTube]

Dank Matter he sure is

[@ratbat1072]

Oh yeah

[@PlBR-yt2iz]

Yes

[@addaccount9246]

Nyah nyah nyah

[@joeroganofficial5433]

Dank Matter *I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE*

[@GoldenPenHD]

Mr. Krabs can learn from this man.

[@konchu4u608]

Oh yah

[@borRIING]

Actually, this man could learn a thing or two from Mr. Krabs. I belive Mr. Krabs have been wearing the same outfit for almost 20 years now.

[@sailingwithyou6667]

No thanks

[@a-10warthog51]

Nah mr. Krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents

[@mechanicalfruit9659]

*but did he ever use a fork to save milk when he ate cereal*

[@isaiahhope5560]

No but he did kill two guys that tried to rob him. With his bare hands I presume.

[@archedin]

*that's like pouring in milk before cereal*

[@petercarioscia9189]

You just blew my mind

[@SureFireTanis]

actually he did, and afterwards he would pour it the cow to save it for next time

[@notnotfake226]

Isaiah, you can't waste a knife on some random robber I guess.

[@claytoncraighead7488]

My video froze after the cat meow, and I sat still for a solid minute or two, thinking it was an extended bit 😂

[@ashy7198]

Interesting Fact about Dancer, his estate was left to a lady known as Lady Tempest. Lady Tempest a countess who took care of him and aided him after the death of his sister and she had one child with her husband Henry Vane, and that child was a lady called Frances Anne Vane-Tempest. The 'anne' came from her mother, the 'Vane' from her father, and the 'Tempest' from her fathers uncle, but her birth name was Frances. She would have several grandchilden, one of which was Winston Churchill. There is a very real possibility that some of the money Daniel was hoarding away, would be inherited later down the line and used to fund Winston's Political Campaign, which would see him to power, and see Britian triumph against the Nazi's. Call it a long shot, but that money may have been pretty well spent indeed :)

[@VolkorelArgili]

That shits epic

[@tommyvercetti1481]

A MOMENT IN HISTORY.... with MR. GUS... oh wait, a new host.... with MR. ASH KETCHUM! Wait what? Mr. Lawson? Ok....

[@NikyCROW]

Frances Anne Vane Tempest was the child of Sir Henry Vane-Tempest and Anne MacDonnell, and none of them had any relationship with Daniel Dancer

[@leonfrost0914]

A Crow I mean you could believe that, buuuuut I'm going to stick with the cooler story.

[@joshuagross3151]

The rest most likely went to cigars and brandy

[@shizukousapostle1stapostle710]

*He has 1 mil Subs and no one is saying Congratulations?*

[@rabbitos]

wtf when did that happen

[@iambumbo7534]

when didn’t it happen?

[@karosonj1]

It is common sense.

[@xmaslieder]

congratulations

[@jmfirelord]

Mei Misaki Alright fine sheesh, Good job

[@LotzaCubes]

5:28 “Meow?” *”YOU..” Heavy Breathing*

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

InfernalBoye 14 lmfao

[@niksin9941]

*knife intensifies*

[@EC-nn1cx]

InfernalBoye 14 essentially Edgar Allan Poe’s the black cat

[@aureavita8653]

No it's *"Mao"*

[@Marie-vv1vs]

irrelevant Zadong

[@BenevolentRose]

That pun at the end took ten years off my life.

[@s.spambot9095]

Me: Man, I love this uploader, I wish I could support him some how. Sam O'Nella: Skillshare is an on- Me: Closes tab.

[@8064goldenstar]

uploader sounds weird

[@woodfur00]

Yeah "uploader" is someone who posts pirated songs, not original content.

[@tsfbaf303]

woodfur00 He is uploading though, which makes him an uploader. Usual but factual

[@tribalbabymum]

Perhaps a Patreon would be a great idea, we could get self portraits a la Sam O'Nella style!

[@Thenoobestgirl]

@@tsfbaf303 technically the truth

[@coldnr]

This sort of behavior is pretty common in people who are traumatized by loss early in life. He was likley afflicted with a nervous disorder that caused him to believe he would loose his means at any moment and was 'miserly' in response. Its not a phobia, but is classified as a symptom of a number of nervous disorders. There are some modern examples I found by googling it too.

[@egg_runner8379]

Dude its a video by a funny guy, i don't wanna hear about his early childhood trauma

[@samgeorge1452]

Oh...

[@gracehaven5459]

Found the first year psych student

[@domdidaxx8017]

wack

[@TV-8-301]

Interesting, then I should be thankful my less-than-miserly habits are a sign of a stable childhood

[@a_person_421]

he didn't mention mr Krabs He didn't mention Mr. Krabs HE DIDN'T MENTION MR. KRABS Edit: someone in the replies got me to realize that he wasn't cheap, he just was trying to be a good father to his daughter

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

*HE DIDN’T MENTION MENTION MR.KRABS*

[@a_person_421]

@@Chriscraft-ug3sz HE DIDN'T MENTION MR. KRABS HE DIDN'T MENTION MR. KRABS HE DIDN'T MENTION MR. KRABS!!!

[@Im_Marco]

*HE DIDN’T MENTION MR.CRABS!!!!*

[@kleptonova]

*HE DIDN'T MENTION MR. KRABS*

[@corrat4866]

I HAVE GOT THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA KRABS!

[@calebblake7129]

I just became a guaranteed life long fan thanks to the NOFX reference. That song has been a kinda personal anthem for the last twenty or so years for me and just listened to it earlier today. Well played sir

[@bigwingedkuriboh]

That dog voice was the best

[@doomguy19931]

Sam is the embodiment of the limbo between comedian and memer.

[@frameloss7654]

Hey doom guy love you😍😍

[@onegirl1750]

Our Lord and savior sam o nella updates after 40 days of prayer and fasting

[@SpazzMatticusTheGreat]

One Girl *uploads

[@LameLoura]

3:00 You know the roast is lit when Sam claims he couldn't top it.

[@AllegraChewer]

5:24 when the e girl you spent your grandmas inheritance on replies with an “aww thx”

[@andanmmartens2297]

S I M P

[@fadjan9998]

Sovi et *S I M P*

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

*S* TO THE *I* TO THE *M* TO THE *P* ( squirrels! squirrels! )

[@misnomer6345]

SIMP

[@unknowjlm]

S I M P I M M I P M I S

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

Mr. Krabs is *shaking*

[@anyoneofus9948]

More like jealous he didn't think of it first.

[@Jacksquatch02]

5:30 well I don't have a cat Anymore

[@Marlin123]

aw

[@wediscoit1989]

well then....

[@Ilikebread879]

😢

[@largewillyman4213]

5:06 *proceeds to destroy physics and geometry*

[@vorce_eternal9628]

Oh Sam our prometheus what fire of knowledge do you bring us mortals today.

[@ilexdiapason]

i smile at "my audience are all 14" jokes despite being 16 and equally immature

[@ilexdiapason]

hi baby me. im now 22 and theoretically less immature

[@kaijuslayer3334]

5:24 When a squeaker gets called a kid on Xbox Live

[@Vanishingink4]

4:47 hand grenades did exist back then they were mainly used in ships when boarding. They were small bombs that looked like this 💣

[@kneecaps582]

“Ai spongebob you’re spending all me money!”

[@thesosa312]

Very cool Sam, see you next year

[@sethsosa3441]

Heyyyyy a fellow Sosa

[@confusioned2249]

"Older than half if you at 14 years old" Cool now stop spying on me please

[@CloakerM8]

5:27 Mao: Recarnates into a cat. The guard thinking it's a Tibetan monk: "you..!" *intense grunting*

[@lakariuslitz7390]

5:21 "Half of you at 14 years old" Me, a 28 year old: "Oh, I get it. HALF of me is 14 years old."