"Oh a cool video what other videos are made by this guy"

Marco

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I appreciated the background

Are you alive?

Sam, please, please come back to us, we need you!

You guys may laugh but those three shepherds predicted the attempt on Saint John Paul II's life by Mehmet Ali Agcka.

...what did the Quagga do to end up in prison?

2:37 TARRARE?!

And lein he became😅😅😅😅

The moment The Black Dahlia Murder Fans went "THAT GUY, THAT'S THE GUY!!"

My chinese neighbor once gifted me a container of birds nest soup she made (dont ask me how, shes a retired chef) and i gotta say its the wierdest thing ive tasted. Sweet, almost like a desert, very distinct i dont know how to describe it. My chinese mom enjoyed it but id give it a 5/10

Did this take place at my school? (Someone keeps shitting in the halls)

The lesson I took from this was that biologists shouldn't practice psychology. x_x

He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well. He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive. He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals. And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses. His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.

"Throw him in the Tiber" was a way of disposing of the unpopular that dated all the way back to ancient Rome.

“ you may slap it” 1:16

i can stand by most of this as someone who was trying hard to LOSE weight actually. It was a lotta coffee, diet or zero soda if at all, and all white no yolk eggs.

I love the ethnic justification he does at the beginning. Because if it were a Celtic story or something he'd just go "This some white people shit" and call it a day. LoL :P

Please please please post more frequency🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

1:50 LMBO WTHHHH LOL I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

isnt it the case that there are no Y chromosomal traces of neanderthaler dna, aka no men reproduced, and likely Homo sapien spaiens just killed the men, bc bigger groups and raped the women, bc ugly women better than no women for low status males?

1:56 omg

I just realised that I knew the APGAR score during my pediatrics class in med school because of Sam. I dont know what to do with this information now.

“HNUGH. HNUGH. HNUGH. BLOODLUST. HNUGH.”

There is a practice in Cyprus similar to the last one with the birds called ambelopoulia. Birds are randomly trapped in nests and then cooked whole. It's banned but the ban isn't heavily enforced, so people keeping doing it and the market is still worth about 5 million Euros.

2:37 this is simply not true. I looked everywhere for a source to back up what you’re claiming here. Idk if you’re just being cute but misinformation is against TOS. reported. :)

Dude described John Cena when he described a neanderthal lol

The SIR-loin being a loin with a hat 🤣

2:06 god this part is hilarious

Pls Sam, come back. All of these wannabes just don’t tell facts the same😞

The Ortolan dish is the only one I’ve ever heard of where the blood of the eater (bc the sharp skull bones cut your mouth) is considered an important part of the seasoning.

luck 10

The king is back!

Where was this man all my life😭

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire

That exit statement 😅

My favorite is the guy who survived like a 100 mile hike through day n night through a desert because of negligent military superiors and fell short by a couple 100 yards of the base not to mention he didn’t have any water and was carrying like 40 lbs of equipment I think

Slurhounds, Jesus Christ lmao

"And with no one to bully them, the Sardinians started to put maggots in their cheese" - lmao, the video has barely started and I already lost it

Those of you who have played the Mutant Chronicles tabletop RPG might remember the concept of the dark symmetry that causes sufficiently advanced computational devices to malfunction and present incorrect results, well, the William D. Porter had a similar effect, except that it worked on humans and made all of its crew retarded.

Bro has a degree in yappology

How about pit bulls who were bread to finish off the babies who survived their mother’s pregnancy?

Imagine haveing a skeleton

"He had a 20.6cm dong". That's why he was able to do all of this.

After Alexander blocked the sunlight to Diogenes his actual response was (μην μου στερείς αυτό που δεν μπορείς να μου δώσεις) which translates to don't take away from me something you can't give me .

I'm surprised pugs weren't on this list because if you don't know take a look at their goddamn skull

Why did I decide that this was going to be a good video to watch while eating my lunch? 🤢

So to get my school to cancel I just need to laugh?

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