Tosh.0 - Would You Rather? Live

[@FindingCreatures]

I wish Tosh did more standup dude's straight up hilarious

[@offfshiift]

Faisal Malik I think he’s got a new one on the way.

[@beefnugget2494]

You know that one girl's dad is waiting at home with an alligator right It's time to choose sweetie

[@rutituti678]

😂😂😂

[@scottydoesntknow254]

Lmao

[@ciri151]

only in Alabama

[@derp8575]

The one and only. You can't clone him.

[@streamstream6035]

@@ciri151 uvjxbvyuuuucucxh

[@snakepliskin23]

Tosh>Rob dyrdek

[@ragingmcqueen]

I feel like that is comparing apples to oranges. Tosh has no filter for the sake of comedy rob dyrdek is nowhere near as edgy

[@TheEpic22]

Snake Pliskin I mean...yeah. But also obvious. Dyrdek is only amusing if you are a 12 year old desperate to appear cool

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

Snake Pliskin in other news, fire is hot

[@rocklee33221]

Since when was fire hot!?

[@jjelf2]

Jermaine Turner 👌👌👌

[@HorrorFreak1408]

On that last one, I'd rather say the n word whenever someone says his name for two reasons: 1. I don't want to be called a pedophile and 2. How often do people say his name anymore?

[@ericmorton6452]

HorrorFreak1408 if you watch Fox News you might have an issue

[@benglaser1345]

Also, how often do people say his full name? It's usually just Obama

[@Crazzzzzzzziesandus]

Right i would rather be a racist than a sex offender

[@cliffordjones1787]

HorrorFreak1408 I'll get the boner. I can always flip it up.

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

Clifford Jones true, and it don't mean your gonna be fucking children.. besides once you have kids your sex life with the wife would be great hahaha

[@porsche911luv9]

"would you rather take 17yrs off your life, or...." yes

[@aquilesvailo4786]

I would be 15. Hell yeah no taxes or BS like that. Can nap all day after school sign me up.

[@KnellosaurLP]

@@aquilesvailo4786 I don't think taking 17 years off your life means what you think it means

[@ironwoodnf]

It's not a hard choice. The thought of NOT being 6'1 scares me real bad.

[@LouisVuitton1]

@@ironwoodnf he's special

[@josejoaquingonzales3026]

@@ironwoodnf shorty... 😂 6”4 over here

[@its2frikkingamgotosleep466]

This guy is like straight from a GTA radio station talking soo much gibberish and funny at it too

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Pretty sure Angela has already wrestled her dad naked. Also, can I adopt Angela?

[@rohypnotist6263]

Just because you're her step dad , doesn't make it any less creepy .

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Rohypno tist But that's not what Pornhub has taught me.

[@rohypnotist6263]

Pornhub is the new learning channel .

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Rohypno tist hahahaa

[@Joshuamarc8]

*Banap bamp* sound bite

[@jeffarnold9497]

The last guy picked the n word choice and they didnt want to air him saying that haha

[@chrisvalenzuela7911]

Lol, wasn't the point not to air any answer

[@lilsmoke3003]

"Roommates next year, df am I supposed to celebrate that?"😂😂

[@BlueCondra]

I’ve never heard Daniel genuinely laugh like that

[@Chip-Chapley]

I take every Christmas an extended family member dies, cause then I could get my family to triple their life insurance and reap the reward of the reaping of my family.

[@PsyFyFungi]

i like the way you think

[@toneloke6959]

You sound very white that's exactly how white people think haha

[@PsyFyFungi]

@@toneloke6959 the only people ive known to do this ironically was jewish, and the other was mexican lol

[@liteayami3957]

Chip Chapley lmfao you sick fuck 😂

[@sentientcurse7478]

Hmm...

[@danielsanders5325]

Tosh has gotten alot nicer since the early seasons

[@harleybynature]

I died on that last one!

[@BDUBZ49]

Audience full of beautiful girls. Damn.

[@snakepliskin23]

bossfan49 tosh be smackin em afterward too

[@kwondeville]

Facts.

[@SH-zn1dm]

Poor Richard I hope you’re sitting down, cause I have some news for you. Thots CAN be beautiful women.

[@22ron81]

They have to be cause the show is terrible

[@fearsin5513]

What audience were you looking at? Definitely not this one

[@etiblmca9267]

Wow, that description is the most sarcastic backhanded compliment ever, it's like the comedy central hates him, but they have to have him.

[@1fnfigi]

Jensen is the guy from Noah’s arc right? Wow

[@saar144]

I love Tosh. Why does he have so little KZbin content...

[@KennyMcCormick99]

saar144 ... Main reason is he doesn't sell out. you won't see him on interviews, podcast or anything else, which I love that about him. BTW if you haven't seen the actual real Subaru commercial with him in it, it's a must-quick-watch! #HILARIOUS

[@saar144]

I meant his CC content. They post daily from their other shows, why not his?

[@KennyMcCormick99]

saar144 ....oooohhh! Now that I understand that I completely agree with you and have no clue lol! BUT have you also ever noticed (it's hard if you don't have a DVR) but for some reason they don't air reruns of seasons before 4 anymore! I wouldn't be surprised if he was so self-conscious of how he looked that he told CC not to air those anymore?? BTW... did you know he does have social anxiety disorder? IDK maybe that has something to do with it all. Yes it's a stretch but who knows lol

[@milowolfface9392]

Damien X Nah, he just doesn't like being open about his life. He's actually answered this question before. Actually doesn't have to do with his anxiety, he just sees no reason to do the interviews and what not.

[@amberhoward7807]

He's rich for a reason... everything must be bought or rented... and many of his seasons don't even have a rent option...

[@thatoneguyricardo]

3:32 jeez I already do both

[@keystonelyte]

Every Christmas a random family member gets murdered? That's a blessing, isn't it?

[@FreakyFriday4Phaggs]

Vincent Cavanagh that's what I thought!

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

Vincent Cavanagh for the rest of your life, careful what you wish for

[@noisemarine561]

Better question, do you get to kill them yourself?

[@TanTan-ni4mg]

Also..can I use hanneku and cash in a death everyday.

[@kelrezo1]

A CHRISTMAS MIRACLEa

[@ishtar0077]

This show still funny to me

[@soolly357]

2:35 god shes beautiful

[@dimitrov505z8]

Deff need her @

[@idizzle498]

HearthCricket it’s okay to like dudes

[@G3MiNiOfficial]

@HearthCricketYour foul.

[@greg55666]

When Tosh said "I think if you rub their bellies, they go to sleep," that girl should have said, "yeah, but that's true of my dad also."

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

id have said "yea but what do i do about an alligator?"

[@L1Games]

I wish we could have heard that last guys answer! LOLOLOL!!!

[@SJ-ig1jc]

This isn't anything about a bear attack lmao. Nice one CC!

[@Luis20189]

Captain Swontoon I know right I was like what the fuck I was really looking forward into knowing what happen.

[@x-tina1373]

Damn that mic is massive lmao

[@GodlsAFK]

The most savage questions I swear lol

[@WEBBER_]

And here I am eating a slice of pizza and 5 wings from 711.

[@TheGrandRevo]

“Don’t judge Angela” lmao

[@samY-de9dq]

That last part killed me!

[@michaeljohn2468]

Tosh.O just cleared my headache :)

[@kennielsen3896]

I can’t believe Josh stole our game! Was playing this almost almost 10’years ago. We wouldn’t play, “who would you rather sleep with”. Ended the game when we asked my friend “J” who she’d rather sleep with, a hatred colleague or her dad. She picked her dad!

[@Seahawkfan1108]

That last one was totally unfair LOL

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

i keep waiting to hear the other choice..

[@renamon5658]

Best show on comedy Central

[@nateone6632]

Just the thumb nail killed me... That's hilarious

[@dixienormous49]

That's a Christmas present in its self!😂🤣😭

[@rodsapyta7059]

DUDE, GREAT VIDEO.

[@MF-bl6ed]

Goddamn that last question was a doozie!

[@cornilasilkhusk5762]

I already do both of the last one

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Found the Republican

[@AngelinaThumbelina8]

How do you have internet access in prison??

[@xcutionunknown9634]

These are actually pretty good would you rathers.

[@mrleakonelmstr]

That last one was impossible 👏😭👏😭👏😭

[@Yophillips3272]

Nosebleed because I wouldn't have a nose bleed very often.. : /

[@alchemist3724]

The opening was the best!

[@pomojah69]

He gave the last guy a lose lose option.. lol

[@Justdude1-z6i]

I love the would you rather daniel tosh or Dave chappelle

[@STREETFIYAMIXTAPES]

needs to be a recurring skit

[@bucsfan2565]

3:35 definitely n word

[@yanni2112]

I do it now

[@AndresVernazza]

I'm dying!

[@idwtbam]

That's Jenson Atwood!! (actor)

[@bobby.orozco]

I love this guy

[@matthewismay5712]

I’d wrestle the alligator, as long as it’s not a stingray I should be fine

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

crikee just jam yer thumb up 'is ringpiece!

[@508ctk]

Tosh is king.

[@calvinlee8103]

That sure was a crazy bear attack.

[@AilEyed]

That Japanese 7/11 would have changed that answer massively

[@joeepaves5747]

0:36 the savagery

[@quarteracreadventures855]

he cracks me up every time

[@Kwakadoekoes]

he needs to do these more often funny af

[@seanclements6206]

I like the idea of someone choosing take 17 years off of the end of their life and they just drop dead.

[@theodavis459]

Broooo that's the dude from Noah's arc @2:00 👀👀😂

[@micxploed]

I love this show.

[@chingchingchingching2064]

I would love to hear the last guy's answer.

[@emperormouse5487]

That last guy got so screwed. He was like "fuck there is no way I'm answering this on Live TV"

[@Kwakadoekoes]

Need more of these episodes😭

[@edmundp123]

I wanted to hear the answer to the last one

[@drphot6050]

Thank you, come again!

[@PR0nQQb]

3:44 i do both!

[@koilamaoh4238]

oh snap handsome comedians, he ranked #1...

[@JediMasterNemo]

The last one! Stuck between Barack and a hard phallus?!

[@TheCodyMac]

1. No Dessert 2. 17 years off my Life 3. Wrestle an Alligator... maybe 4. Every meal from 7-11 5. Nosebleed 6. Homeless Person Floss 7. Scream N-Word #nailedit

[@bmarkrundle]

Dessert or bread? Suppose it's no more bread & butter pudding whichever she chooses.

[@kayden915]

2:47, is he not allowed to swear anymore?

[@savannahjohnson633]

I'ma take the alligator

[@justinsandoval4596]

Turn on the subtitles

[@jamessatterfield2761]

Late Night tv is not even the same anymore with out seeing a good comedy show can’t go to sleep without laughing first

[@cerveza7011]

Last one: N word for sure. I’d rather explain myself/ fight occasionally then be a registered sex offender.

[@jahmalisamuel1032]

That's true, but no one would know you got an erection but you. I'm sure you wouldn't mention that to anyone. And you can always walk away, rather than shout the N word and risk a beating.

[@overcomingthat2728]

As someone with abusive extended family. I pick the Christmas one. Yes my humor is dark and I'm a horrible person. I also know sign language so the deaf for 3 years is not that big of deal to me 🤣

[@jasonpaul292]

Not a hard question when the second option is a win for most

[@3wod590]

ok the last one was ridiculous

[@sebastianandresmejiagonzal896]

That ending though X'D

[@sturrrdy]

3:09 YO WHAT THE HE HAS A GUN

[@ledgaming6489]

For that last one I already do that so I’d choose that one

[@deadskrillaskrit2078]

2:34 into blood play so jokes on you

[@adingostolemymeme4168]

The last one had me fucking ☠️

[@mathiasperricone2370]

Improve this game: use the last choice selected and give another one even crazier to the next one..Lets see where it ends...

[@mohammadabuhaltam1539]

go to 0:45 and look at the dude in the tan jacket's face hahaha

[@dunmegatate5778]

OmG, these Q & A's!

[@ghosthawkzero]

7-11 in my country actually has pretty good meals. They even partner with restaurants and professional chefs to make microwave meals.

[@hunter_hult]

Next time Tosh does this sketch he needs to bring Tom Segura and Cristina P on because they’ve been doing “would you rather” on their podcast (aka. your moms house) for the past 5 years... Soo Woo!

[@bobbobinson11]

I've never understood if the audience was 70% actors or if they just work that well together

[@yanni2112]

we were prepped by a guy off camera, I went to a taping.

[@uncle1886]

That blonde in the front row though....unghhh lol

[@caseytorres1032]

Right

[@caseytorres1032]

I like how you care about the more important things in life. A tip of the hat to you my friend

[@misterysylver]

never eat while your watching tosh

[@alexanderkelly7819]

3:18. Umm no things don't work like that

[@Justin1988Johnson]

What was his choice for the last one?? I wanna know

[@luisrivera3423]

She puts tampons in her nose 😂😂

[@HDMI-tb5ig]

It’s a good thing that last one went to commercial

[@Dodelijk144]

The last one.... I mean... I want both, but I can only choose one?? This isn't fair.

[@yuhyuh7603]

Idk which I'd choose for the last one.

[@TunesofTransformation]

More,more,more!!!

[@kristianrichardson576]

How is this show still on?

[@davidboniface858]

Papa Dish because it's successful

[@papagnerd1943]

W...where’s the bear?!

[@jinglebells3323]

Can I extend that to my family as well?