I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY

[@Harleymotor]

The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

[@CornerOfMelvin]

oh god

[@jjafs1008]

r/hol'up

[@imemotionallystable7109]

oh. my. god.

[@keiyan5950]

that’s freaky

[@mikkuozz]

that’s so scary bye

[@radiotelevision2371]

Kid: Dorks *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

[@Creative-Sprinkles]

*laugh track for 5 years*

[@sillysenti]

"Oh look, its the dork!" "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIDIEJEJWISIJDJDHFIEIDJXHDJ"

[@moved.6963]

In real life: "Dorks!!" "........." ".....huh?"

[@toadfukawa5947]

IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE SAID TORQUES

[@zestysword]

Legit thought he said torques too

[@paigeeck3914]

I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

[@shockthetoast]

That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

[@pusheenqueen519]

Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

[@mystii8134]

I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

[@yuki97kira]

@Kryptoskillet the character's gf thought he wanted to ask may to homecoming and lock him up in the basement

[@SaintSavageProd]

As someone who was in the army the robot wanting to self destruct to not go back makes sense

[@idontknoq4813]

Also the "protect the free world" like seriously?

[@g.jaundy]

@@idontknoq4813 gotta give the children a lil microdose of military propaganda

[@truthseeker9249]

I'm so sorry. I've always refused the military even though my mom pushes me to try for military musician. And I refuse the military for my fiance because I just can't lose him.

[@justagirl675]

Thank you for your service!

[@thatdumbbitch4347]

You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

[@mariii2831]

dont do wattpad like that 😭🤣💀

[@MsDudette21]

its a g rated weird science

[@crackpotmf5374]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mai0qoV-pdOWitE

[@hohohoooaaa1944]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3ewc2SGpbCqnMU&ab_channel=TubeTubetr

[@amvdudhaka9838]

1kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIDMcpmHqLx7aZI

[@francibadyna5521]

*And everyone dresses like a GAP commercial* Disney: Oh shit, he's on to us

[@jamesdizon5133]

first

[@me0w_grav3s]

Love the pfp

[@bockandchicken5822]

They just replace the Disney logo with GAP

[@frecklecake]

the pfp is immaculant

[@mr.randomperson9900]

Disney: He knows to much

[@max_amillion]

“Maybe her bones are getting squishy” *I LOVE HOW HE KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT JOKE FROM SCALES*

[@guacamole-cult]

yES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@max_amillion]

@@guacamole-cult HAHA YESS

[@cloudslut7]

Long live the squishy bones jokes

[@billiesgirl]

I KNOWWWW

[@kellycoms5377]

LOLL

[@dawnriddler]

As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

[@lodestar3984]

Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

[@actofaggression8060]

Sometimes, when I feel a little bit fancy myself, I mix Mountain Dew and Monster with my coding.

[@WorldWeaver]

UM

[@maggie3060]

Giving the code a drink . As a treat

[@TheFreshCabbage]

My code personally loves an ounce of AMSOIL Signature Series 100% Synthetic Motor Oil SW-30 every so often

[@badmiracle]

legitimately in tears at “so i didn’t mention this before but the military is also at the high school dance”

[@Random-sk6hm]

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

[@crimsonstrykr]

I like how he mentions that as if it were an after thought - like, the military being at the school is "Yeah, whatever, there more important stuff going on!"

[@DPadGamer]

My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

[@whereaminoliterallywheream1035]

😂

[@namehere4913]

Sup

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 I don’t know, your bedroom? Your living room? Your dorm? Your workplace? Your school?

[@tunafish5462]

As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....

[@sanacankindadraw]

TRUE THAT

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I appreciate that the robot created by teenagers looks exactly like the default 'hot' pre made Sim. The exact blue jacket is literally from the Sims.

[@Pebbles.3]

It would've been better if it was made in the Sims

[@Snail.Slurpee]

okay you need a new sub.

[@hat7475]

Omg ikr💀 I knew it felt familiar but didn't thought of it much because I thought it was too coincidental

[@anahand4137]

Omg. I knew that jacket looked familiar.

[@dimentio9833]

he looks like johnny zest ( a pretty iconic sims default character)

[@popeoneguy7992]

Tall, white, blond hair, blue eyes, perfect soldier… I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere

[@Pukeprincess]

Sounds like an oddly *artistic* idea of a human

[@jewel2398]

Homelander lol

[@BrightsunSingh]

that's the first thing that came into your mind really ​@@jewel2398

[@caIyps0]

​@@jewel2398 worse😭

[@_RedRightHand_]

​@@jewel2398 The first 3 letters of your name.

[@alissavogue]

albert literally self destructed after he couldn’t get a smooch. he is down cataclysmically

[@cheruwu9659]

Next level incel

[@beezerthebee]

Hey, can anyone check out my commentary channel!?

[@ImposterTheory]

@@beezerthebee you do know trying to promote yourself makes people not want to watch?

[@dwanyewest6575]

@@ImposterTheory You do know people don't just magically run into new channels? Promoting himself is his most viable option until he gets large enough.

[@ImposterTheory]

@@dwanyewest6575 why are they promoting by replying to people's comments then. It's just going to annoy whoever they replied to.

[@erroneousfax9351]

I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person

[@princerufioh]

Holy shit you’re right I just realized-

[@deaddumplings5565]

They do be freaky sometimes🥲🤚

[@hat7475]

@@deaddumplings5565 HHNNNNGGG

[@hat7475]

but WHAT THE HECXK BRO IMAGINE HER BEING AWARE HAHAHGHJSA im gonna choke on my rice

[@Mr.Capitalism]

We all

[@hades6354]

I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

[@manuelbello5806]

Actually in the movie the army basically questions her

[@hades6354]

@@manuelbello5806 Still little punishment

[@cloverharris1530]

Just thought about this-

[@Random-sk6hm]

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

[@crimsonstrykr]

Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

[@alecsm.6094]

9:27 the empath juice🥺

[@rumpelkatzenn]

I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

[@crimsonstrykr]

Very useful in CIA interrogation black sites

[@lovetrances7837]

i’m not the only one who didn’t realize how many films noah has played in being the cliche popular guy until after to all the boys i loved before, right??

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

It's like they understood what his acting type was w/o realizing what made his character charming.

[@edieireland1291]

Lollll!!!!!!

[@sophzillaaa]

dude literally.

[@minnie6598]

Military scientist: "I've invented a liquid that will allow the robot to know exactly how you're feeling from just a look!" Military officer: "Uh, is everything okay at home?"

[@ohokay9420]

XD

[@mayawaalkes3591]

Lmaoooo

[@monisass3635]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@utub18211]

i dont wanna ruin the likes so probably later:

[@rqpp8]

@@utub18211 same it's 666

[@isisbeatriz9110]

I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES

[@hazemhesham6115]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.

[@snakewithapen5489]

God forbid you not be able to see. Ugly asf

[@LarsonProspecting]

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

[@RegalBlob]

Of course we all know that having glasses takes away all inherent value you have as a human being

[@crimsonstrykr]

6:04 "My boyfriend/girlfriend lives in Alaska" is the "My uncle works for Nintendo" of the high school relationship world

[@nataliebilal8133]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@holland3106]

it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming

[@astronikovh]

Is Homecoming the same with Prom?

[@Maxineewing7501]

@@astronikovh no, they are different dances, and prom is for sophomores and above I believe.

[@astronikovh]

@@Maxineewing7501 oh thanks

[@Pebbles.3]

Fr ;-;

[@AirLight1646]

Or Morp

[@ayvette333]

This movie feels like the children’s storybook version of a Wattpad story

[@veryhot8584]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.......

[@ghiaccio1885]

holy shit your right

[@Dak_Artz]

Wouldn't doubt if this started on a wattpad story

[@whereaminoliterallywheream1035]

@@Dak_Artz honestly same

[@raidenriot]

I’m tempted to look for something similar now XD

[@christinepage5025]

How does Disney Channel always manage to find clothes with the most absurd combination of patterns on it

[@shahirasaleem3707]

It’s a talent at this point lmaoo

[@kiarabrecht1030]

They get their inspiration drom lularoe

[@eastcoastfamily8902]

HEY EVERYONE! We hope you’re having an amazing day and staying safe during this pandemic 🙏🏼 we are a lesbian couple in our twenties who vlog if anyone wants to check out our videos 🏳️‍🌈

[@kyliemaysa3240]

ikr even my style when i was 5 was so much better

[@tyegordon]

@@eastcoastfamily8902 not trying to be mean but I've seen a few of your comments now and I just wanna say usually that type of self promotion doesn't work and just annoys people. but good luck with the channel!

[@DasonPowell]

3:48 the way he said do you feel dominated right now is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard

[@victoriaadderhold]

Movie: "He's a hot burger" My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

[@hazemkaram7111]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc......

[@royalchen1863]

@@hazemkaram7111 tf

[@intruder6628]

@@royalchen1863 I don't know what's in the link, but rule no. 1 of the internet, never click the link.

[@victoriaadderhold]

Why have I gotten three links in replies to this comment I’m reporting all of them for spam

[@dananabread6632]

YES

[@adminaccess8713]

i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet

[@hazemhesham6115]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.

[@starsINSPACE]

totally. I think the trope is usually a boy tho.

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

These types of movies were one of the sole causes for the "I'm not like other girls" epidemic

[@rinrinn2004]

it’s okay you can say sierra burgess is s loser

[@Adele-195]

@@hazemhesham6115 jokes on you, I've seen that link so many times that I know not to click it.

[@daffo6264]

Is the school not noticing that they have a “student” that doesn’t even go there?

[@ktheworm]

She doesn't even go here!

[@Gen_-6012]

@@ktheworm 💖💖😂😂

[@shiannafoxx]

She doesn't even go here 🙄

[@AutumnE]

I understood that reference

[@angelita2213]

Who looks like a 30 year old man

[@NotFromWisconsin12]

“Black sigma” has aged so terribly

[@sillieparkie]

i was looking for someone who mentioned this 😭😭

[@KanojoMimiUnia]

HELP I WAS DRAWING AND I SIDE EYED DANNY WHEN I HEARD THAATTT

[@KanojoMimiUnia]

@@sillieparkie SAMEEE :SOB:

[@Whatlander]

I like to imagine that Gabby's "yowza" in response to Mae's "ideal boy" is her making a mental note to stop hanging out as soon as this caper is over.

[@deaddumplings5565]

😆 ikr

[@doggamerlol4058]

😆 ikr

[@pseudotangerine9687]

😆 ikr

[@dankygongalis9386]

😆 ikr

[@carmenmercedes9903]

frrrrr

[@dracodracarys2339]

seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy

[@ironwraith852]

@@littlemissfinch YES!

[@sophzillaaa]

when your boyfriend can transform into 1D: 😻

[@Gdog-hm7or]

Sounds sorta like Voltron lol

[@reptile1677]

Or shed his human disguise to reveal his robotic appearance with in

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Or turn into an airplane

[@ellabynane2406]

Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?

[@noahpeters2343]

maybe he hacked into the school system and just sort of? added himself in?

[@nitya404]

The principle was eliminated , where else do you think he got the suit from?

[@jordantodd1542]

Maybe he just brainwashed the faculty

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

I never get movies where some random bloke just shows up without explanation and no adult acknowledges it.

[@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517]

I legit showed up in the wrong class for at least 30 minutes.

[@lenny7773]

The terminator but like instead of killing people, he's just a cute boy

[@lukaluukaa]

hey don’t deny the absolute hunkiness of arnold schwartznegger

[@BerserkGoblin]

Except the Terminator both kills people and is cute

[@microwave8931]

That's just the Terminator

[@AustPro]

Oh so your building a better boy? I’m already Greg so you can’t curse me with your profanity

[@Junior-xi9yb]

Build a better Greg

[@piranhaz]

Hi

[@Angel-kw2ku]

Yes we are perfect

[@meretricious.]

greg-ier

[@Maukiki]

Yes they should rename it to how to build a better greg

[@laursieloise]

maes dream boy: blond hair and blue eyes the boy she has a crush on: brown hair and brown eyes

[@MarlboroManiac]

Lmfao

[@mr.randomperson9900]

Sounds like hitler

[@coolum.5226]

@@mr.randomperson9900 THIS! FOR REAL!

[@mr.randomperson9900]

I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.

[@bezllama3325]

@@mr.randomperson9900 Movie was fine in the original german

[@emeraldhouse125]

Imagine being danny and just standing in-front of a green screen fake crying unbuttoning your shirt with a freeze frame of your own arm choking you This is the peak of comedy/commentary

[@screamsformemes]

I'm still thinking about this

[@nolanmetcalf5240]

Read this comment before watching the video, was not disappointed

[@CJ-iz3mp]

I'm imaging him in front of the green screen going :□ a bunch of times

[@Ethan.YT.]

Timestamps Start: 00:01 Middle 10:12 End 20:25

[@MoonyMoonzzi]

Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

[@LarsonProspecting]

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

[@Sarah-xs3hq]

I was thinking this haha

[@betsycow2726]

I'm pretty sure he also looks younger because this movie came out like 5 or 6 years ago

[@Rose-hh7mk]

No, the movie where he looks most like a teenager is Turkles

[@ktvia]

@@LarsonProspecting no one cares

[@jordanjordan124]

“Black sigma is after our boy.” “What’s black sigma?” “Sigma balls.”

[@naivenitara]

😂😂😂

[@blueismylove3128]

I'mma use this one for sure.

[@please_im_a_staaar]

It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal. It's a real thing.

[@planstain702]

had to do a spit take

[@tylernichols5690]

I normally don’t ask for people to come to my channel, but I really think you will like what I post. Check out one of my videos and see if you like them. 🙂 I do comedy!

[@mega_bird700]

"why do people even like you?" There's no way you could recover when that's said in front of everyone.

[@merryberry6576]

I agree, and that delivery too

[@parkthepenguin6344]

Ok to be fair the other girl was just trying to steal the other’s girlfriend

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

It came out of nowhere too lol

[@ruesylvester]

yeah I could because I don't care about people's dumbass opinions about me lmao. everyone can hate me if they want to :)

[@biffjerky4135]

@@ruesylvester cool man!

[@jchristx72]

15:41 really wondering what "danger" would mean to an US army super soldier boy

[@mrtortoise3766]

Funny how he “rescued” the frogs by releasing them into a habitat I don’t think they are native to

[@constance1979]

Also why were they divesting live frogs? Dont they dissect dead frogs

[@mrtortoise3766]

@@constance1979 I think the frog is usually killed shortly before dissection

[@constance1979]

@@mrtortoise3766 oh. I thought that they used dead frogs. It seems more ethical :/

[@mrtortoise3766]

@@constance1979 well for dissection they use dead frogs but the frogs are probably euthanized shortly before being cut open

[@goldenfishman5418]

@@mrtortoise3766 my sophomore biology class dissected frozen frogs, we had to thaw them out tho and it smelled pretty bad

[@FridayNightCranks]

This entire movie sounds like the collective nightmare of everyone picked on in high school.

[@Instinct0425]

Lmfao

[@z_ix_on]

Hi verified channel, I’m liking you for no reason :)

[@devlynwavis5480]

this is the guy who picked on them kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnqYiGWvj9CpjJI

[@satirised8552]

who the hell are you?

[@farfromoddxd8402]

e

[@Squills0]

Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way

[@Adeseo]

@@kikokiko6159 that’s frickin dope

[@mollyisshort9178]

nah i like this one

[@gagne6928]

@@kikokiko6159 Lmaoo

[@lanecomartin3644]

preach

[@dokidoki_bells]

@@kikokiko6159 :0

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

[@jeremyud]

Yeah, I'd cast him as the quirky best friend of the lead guy in a teen romcom.

[@fandomneutral2823]

he'd be the girls best friend and she realises she's in love with him and not the popular jock

[@fart63]

He literally looks 12

[@bloodmuzzle]

They don't call him young face for nothing

[@norkdash9]

mans 26? Damn

[@laurensperber9461]

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." I love whenever he makes this reference from scales, he really should make this merch.

[@coffeebagg1463]

fr

[@samanthasiegel1698]

Literally when he said that, I wasn’t expecting it so I just freaking died lmao

[@anikasmith3024]

Ikr I totally want a shirt that says hey my bones are getting squishy

[@anikasmith3024]

@Breeze same

[@averypogfrog]

“Maybe she’s born with it” Maybe her bones are squishy”

[@TimeBucks]

The cursed version of Pinocchio

[@gamerokness7870]

Free

[@alrightanimations2207]

How does a verified person's comment not have at at least 1k likes

[@jamesdizon5133]

@@alrightanimations2207 verified people come in two kinds: 10k subs and 5729857347895734975798347598347598347589347598734958734985734892570348957894157934-58712498569384563849568934569834656239056203478563894056039465298346589234659834659.62756 subs

[@ahumanbeing985]

Cow 🐄

[@saffp8685]

Walmart pinocchio

[@JakeThoresen]

3:45 Definitely didn’t expect to feel this dominated-Danny’s demeanor delivers devastatingly daring dominance, drawing deep dedication.

[@leekyleak1709]

Danny: so he saves the frogs from being disected Dannys shirt: fuck yeah!

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

Wait.. Aren't the other kids a little confused why the nerdy girl's perfect Aryan boyfriend just exploded in front of everyone?

[@crumpled9113]

lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6ivoIOPid2Vb9k

[@chrisondriamarks7946]

I remember watching the movie and I’m pretty sure the crowd thought it was just a magic trick

[@tunafish5462]

*_person goes boom_* Students: "Ahhh nothing to worry about, Just a usual Tuesday at school"

[@astrobella4620]

@@chrisondriamarks7946 the plot holes I swear

[@tyegordon]

nah that's just how people from Alaska get around, they just turn into the Aurora Borealis.

[@TheJacobshapiro]

This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

[@chasejones7008]

I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.

[@proddavis]

thats a disney movie for ya

[@katiecrouch1102]

@@chasejones7008 yeah, only the governments allowed to do that!

[@sonicthedastardly174]

They also wasted the entire budget of this movie

[@Pringlyman]

Sounds like a normal Tuesday

[@cheseburgerchuck]

14:30 black sigma

[@Door227]

White sigma?

[@jasonfriedman0770]

15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

[@doityourselfbombs]

.....fifteeen years?

[@slipknotter]

I think the 15 yrs was a joke

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

The main girls bestie is one of Black Lightening's daughters right?

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

@semi I knew I recognised her!

[@schoolmath1562]

its honestly really scary-

[@OneTopic]

I’m having a Greg day.

[@willreilly7120]

Man I really love your content

[@lunar21moon94]

Hello!!! I love ur content and u always make me smile!!!

[@theunknownperson3124]

Yo, one topic

[@covetheseawing8870]

@@willreilly7120 ur just rude

[@Mx.Chowder]

@@willreilly7120 Jesus, lay off, will you? That was a wired response to a comment having 39 likes (at the time of writing.) Chill for just a little bit.

[@sarahrothermel4123]

“imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄” also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song

[@veryhot8584]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.......

[@basementdwellercosplay]

To be fair, the song wasn't fake

[@sarahrothermel4123]

@@basementdwellercosplay changed it!

[@squdxde.8656]

Heyy....you stole my pfp !??

[@m0bz0mb39]

@@basementdwellercosplay True😂

[@michael.wsmrkov]

14:52 black sigma when white skibidi enters the room (i'm sorry this is a horrible joke):

[@Burgzilla]

black sigma vs white alpha

[@bluerose536]

Her: "I'm not gonna create a fake profile for my fake boyfriend" Also her: *creates a fucking boyfriend from a robot*

[@Pebbles.3]

I do that every Tuesday

[@GA_131]

@@Pebbles.3 good job

[@navya1525]

@@Pebbles.3 same 😩

[@vinnyart92]

I'm not gonna create a profile for a fake boyfriend... I'm gonna create a fake boyfriend for this profile

[@rexcharcoal4668]

I mean technically she didn't intend to build a robot boyfriend

[@SallyB_23]

that does it, if I ever get a boyfriend I'm unironically calling him a "hot burger"

[@joshuadyar1233]

hell dump u that week

[@e_theonly2758]

@@joshuadyar1233 I doubt that and I doubt you’ll even get a significant other with that awful grammar

[@th3_rand0m.b0t2]

@@e_theonly2758 I agree with you on the first part but grammar has nothing to do with love or attraction.

[@Jetterblu]

I will call my future s/o that

[@SallyB_23]

@@joshuadyar1233 that will prove to me that he isn’t a real man😎

[@exodis5452]

Why do they have vials of personalities for a heartless machine of war

[@shaycorrales7320]

Because Disney

[@brkh96]

That comment broke me lmao

[@3starsburningbright]

cause its disney. its just disney. what do you expect from them?

[@jasoncarter3700]

So when he shoots someone he feels a little bad

[@liittlemac]

ah yes the foot kink vial

[@viola-fk8no]

14:40 SIGMA

[@therealyawni]

*Black Sigma*

[@PlXOLL]

SOBBING

[@toridef]

smigma

[@Ur-L0cal-Sc3n3-K1d]

I KNOW THEY SAW THE FUTURE!

[@JustSomeoneHi]

it's a letter

[@localdestiny2addict406]

That relatable moment when you can’t get a boyfriend so you hack into a secured U.S military system

[@kiirezii9544]

happened to me yesterday, shit was crazy

[@merryberry6576]

@@kiirezii9544 did yours “self destruct” too?

[@Orchidlettux]

Sigh, mine left me :(

[@arianacarpenter7321]

Ugh ikr its like they know me😫

[@lolaishotasf]

Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎

[@gimoosh4362]

when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"

[@caliscool_]

UNDERRATED 💀

[@huh1327]

what

[@gimoosh4362]

@@huh1327 hitler

[@satviksingh1200]

Why doesn't it have more likes?

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@huh1327 Look up Aryan Race, not the Indo-persian linguistic group Aryan, but the idea of Aryan used by Nazi Germany

[@AshiwiZuni]

“Why do people even like you” is an underrated line to say outloud to your bully

[@hazemhesham6115]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.

[@LarsonProspecting]

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏🤟

[@AshiwiZuni]

@@LarsonProspecting no

[@politech2722]

@@LarsonProspecting I got you bruh

[@udork]

4:24 I thought she was gonna say 17 years bro I'm so dumb 💀

[@ChengTeoh]

"How to build a better boy" isn't a tutorial of how to create a human, but you know what movie is ... "WEIRD SCIENCE"!!

[@riverdaisy4215]

👫👩‍❤️‍👨🤰👩‍🍼👨‍👩‍👦

[@Royalty_girlie]

I LOVE "Weird science". It's literally what it's supposed to be. Weird. Sciency.

[@murray22]

Theres no way that disney didnt know that movie existed- they wanted to rip off that movie so they made this 😂😭

[@rowan2241]

You're turning into that one KZbinr I see everywhere

[@Royalty_girlie]

@@rowan2241 like that guy Ray Mak. He's in EVERY single comment section I go to.

[@Oliwwi8]

The characters look like randomly generated sims.

[@EmerlynPenn]

honestly lol, what are the two main girls even wearing

[@keniyah9482]

@@EmerlynPenn what older people think nerds would wear

[@voidstiles431]

Damn that's a bloody good observation. Now that I read this I can't not imagine them as randomly generated character now...

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

@@keniyah9482 Honestly? Yeah. It's so entertaining yet painful to see grown adults try to interpret childrem

[@bettyloewen3101]

The girl in the thumb nail looks kinda like caretaker Chelsea, william osman’s wife👁👄👁

[@bondfool]

Noah Centineo looks like someone tried to draw Taylor Lautner from memory.

[@e_theonly2758]

Why is this so true 😂

[@slumpsalot]

why is this definition so stupid yet makes complete sense?

[@nihoyminoy9229]

Omg

[@DiamantisHell]

Wtf lol

[@idk-uv7mt]

BYE

[@petricorey]

13:19 the funniest part about him "saving the frogs" is that in a real highschool, the frogs would already be dead and ready to be dissected - so the idea of either the school forcing students to kill frogs and dissect them OR the idea of him dumping a bunch of dead frogs into the grass to "save" them is so funny

[@katzuma7641]

They could have taken the horror route and have the robot boy start killing everyone close to the main girl thinking he’s protecting her, then she has to figure out a way to kill him without him knowing.

[@katherinezelidon7333]

Honestly a more interesting movie

[@janelbbuck]

I love those types of plot twist in horror. Wish they did that.

[@tiger.panther917]

Yeah that would be 1000× more interesting

[@dragonaise2417]

That'd make it so much better tbh

[@darkeclipse3449]

Ooh

[@Ididathing]

That is a good shirt

[@BigGunDonnn]

Holy shit big fan of yours

[@condor3665]

Are you greg as well?

[@dryer1901]

Has a frog on it

[@christianbrown2666]

Hey boi :::)))

[@Icecastles4000]

🐸

[@daspammer5896]

How did Danny not notice that the boy’s license plate when he pulled up was “MEOWZERS” holy shit 😂

[@superstellarhere]

Oh my gosh

[@starsparks3150]

Thank you for your service 😂

[@musicaldoodles9615]

Yea, ikr 😅

[@ashtonhammersleu8271]

ledgend

[@vibingwithnix]

I didnt get it

[@CascadianRanger]

"I think there should be laws around child labor" suddenly is a much more topical and apparently strong stance to take

[@Sophia-qq3dp]

“And then here he comes, out of his skin bath, the most perfect boy to ever exist” was definitely said by the writer while pitching this movie

[@Adele-195]

"Adults look way older" Not everyone looks like they're twelve when they're in their 20's Drew

[@cupcakeofdeath8287]

.

[@Emu19]

This is it. The perfect comment. It's beautiful.

[@sparkycycle]

Danny looks 15

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

I mean, when I was 14 people thought I was 20.

[@yourfacehere_]

As a 12 year old that’s actually in their 20s, I support this comment

[@rainworks626]

“And everyone dresses like a Gap commercial.” Golden

[@LarsonProspecting]

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thanks🤟🙏

[@Mormo08]

@@LarsonProspecting no❤️

[@dont6439]

DONT READ MY PROFILĘ PICTURE :)

[@forty_two42]

Anarchists fought and died for Child Labor Laws, weekends off, and paid overtime. You stand with the people Danny. You have my respect.

[@olivercharles2930]

No they didn't.

[@elsie8757]

@@olivercharles2930 Yeah pretty sure it was unions that got us those things

[@sketcher445]

@@elsie8757I mean the anarchists did fight and die for it. But the unions actually got shit done

[@brooklyn1219]

I love how Danny just won’t let go off “my bones are squishy”

[@gibble7496]

@@briarrose8948 the mermaid movie i think??

[@brooklyn1219]

@@briarrose8948 scales: the mermaid movie no one asked for

[@gemmasaffioti6350]

Noah scented mayo is in literally every single Disney movie

[@thehowtohouse9259]

Hes aight

[@giles7157]

he’s aight

[@thehowtohouse9259]

@@giles7157 you mesSed it UP! TRY AGAIN AND DELETE YOUR COMMENT

[@viviwexler8937]

Hes aight

[@raghdambaideen5199]

Hes aight

[@jessberch7041]

It bothers me that the frogs are alive that they are about to dissect. Were the students supposed to kill the frogs before dissecting them? They don’t do that, they send the dissection material in formaldehyde and vacuum sealed.

[@AirLight1646]

Oh god you’re right

[@Whatlander]

Hello children, today you will learn how to take a life.

[@isabellamontanari5759]

@@Whatlander BAHAHAHAHAHHASHYUSGUYSFGJSV

[@funnyteacherman]

For some reason in most school-related tv-shows and movies, they have the frogs be alive. No idea why, but it's suuuuuper common.

[@cloudsteele1989]

@@funnyteacherman They don't want to show a box of dead frogs to the children watching the movie. They also don't really have a point for those scenes other than making a person look good, and you can't do that by freeing a bunch of dead frogs.

[@Meater-Eater]

Bro the movie predicted the future😭🙏 14:50

[@thebestever2129]

So the guy in their calculus class made a calculus pun by calling them “torques” instead of “dorks” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not also a nerd?

[@hazemhesham6115]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc..

[@salem-01]

Yes, that’s how it works.

[@greenfood3314]

@@hazemhesham6115 stop

[@LarsonProspecting]

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You!!!

[@HamzaMKhan-lw3bg]

@@LarsonProspecting nahh man. That's not how your supposed to do this. Try making better content instead of begging for subs. Getting subs like this is dishonest and worthless

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I love how even the "nerdy" characters still have clear skin, perfect hair, full faces of makeup and are well dressed, they just have glasses on which makes them unattractive apparently

[@Random-sk6hm]

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

[@jasperjazzie]

@@gregoryford2532 i mean, they clearly put more effort than most high schoolers do lmao, if it were realistic they'd just be wearing hoodies and the same jeans they've been wearing three days in a row, no one has time or even cares enough to wear collared shirts and dresses and stuff unless there's a reason to, who even wears a dress to school

[@comedyreliefguy5112]

@@jasperjazzie I don’t know about the same jeans or whatever but ya I only have seen a handful of people who look any different from others clothing wise and they’re the crazy type, at least that’s what I’ve gathered lol One of them being my ex, who always has some different shit on every day, who, again, is bat shit crazy lmao

[@PotassiumCat6163]

Yeah except it actually doesn’t lol

[@pixigirldust]

like they just cannot BEAR actually finding unattractive nerds. they always choose people remotely good looking. glasses and nerdy clothing just apparently make you a weirdo and a nerd according to disney

[@JObama.]

May: *EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND ME* Mays friend: ok

[@smoczayt]

3:54, I know this actress only from Lab Rats so now I feel like she's gonna run away super fast

[@basicgorl]

the video we’ve all been waiting for

[@NoobGamer-1233]

early lmao

[@snowwhite5887]

Yepp and heya ✌️

[@ariabhagyashree2006]

yeahhh for sure😂😂

[@maya-xk2tb]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@idkanymore2183]

I see you alot

[@joshhooker7391]

My boy didnt wanna bomb civilians and so he self destructed I'm proud of him

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

Albert would've been a draft dodger if the movie came out in the 60s

[@rubyrider7902]

@@AlbinoTuxedo now THAT would be a movie

[@manami3164]

Is this heathers?

[@brightonhenderson6440]

That’s what I was gonna say, Mae is an anti-imperialist queen

[@someman66]

Literally what

[@Dylanraptor]

Danny: *edits his face onto the nutcracker* Theorists: oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

[@Midnightspacekitty]

I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

[@aidenwilder593]

concept: they make a second film where albert survived and he’s stalking the main character so he can finish his mission, it’d be a horror movie.

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

That sounds so cool

[@60cent52]

Is that even true?

[@manuelbello5806]

@@60cent52 it's an idea

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

“How to break a better boy”

[@nikonijn]

like frankenstein...

[@willowwhisp3550]

why does albert only make robot noises when he’s brutally murdering people

[@bezllama3325]

Well it is a military robot!

[@miyatwinshateclub4959]

Hiiiii amber

[@danimuhammad1]

Its called avatar state

[@takaminemidori]

ur amber pfp is so cute!?? whrred u find it

[@yongboker]

amber pfp 😨🙏

[@gloomiiii]

I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

[@tatertot3305]

that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

[@gloomiiii]

@@tatertot3305 Exactly lmao

[@radioactiveratzzz]

that’s what I’d do tbh

[@ashikjaman1940]

That would not be the weirdest things I've seen someone into

[@loraelizabeth7580]

It took me way too long to read “dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend” because my brain refused to accept it as a sentence🤣 Also I was the 1,000th like😂👍🏼

[@wabbatal]

When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

[@purplvurpl0295]

Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.

[@celestialbunny]

This comment is just so very true and just sums Disney Channel original movies up.

[@mamamacaroni1629]

the blonde nerd girls outfit is the fashion era of Disney channel movies trying to convince young girls to wear ugly clothes lol

[@anna_banana414]

a mix of kindergarten teacher, and an off brand harper from wizards of waverly place

[@char4177]

wait till you see the outfits from shake it up... they’re indescribably awful

[@mamamacaroni1629]

@@mylifeismadness5465 yes it is so pretty, but i was talking about Disney channel movies as a whole

[@Samantha2334]

The thing is, while yes it was kind of sketchy of her to like that girls boyfriend, he actually DID like her and wanted to ask her to homecoming, so maybe, idk, Noah was the jerk the whole time

[@nikittan.4863]

oh its absolutely his fault no question abt it idk why the girls always blame each other shits wack

[@ediblestars07]

right like the bully was being mean but at the same time I completely understand where she was coming from you don't just go and steal someone's boyfriend

[@wairimueve5932]

Exactly, there's no such thing as 'stealing' someone's partner

[@cathulu7975]

rules of cool kids according to disney movies: the less competent they are, the cooler. don't know how to sit in a chair? cool kid. don't know how to do math? cool kid. can't do the write rite english in? kid cool.

[@imliterallysubbbingtoevery650]

To everyone that's reading this: You're very awesome and Please be safe (Close to 1k) ❤

[@bread6052]

No wonder why so many kids are messed up I sound really old right now do I, I swear I am a child

[@LeeBee287]

Basically a *gae* person

[@mar-celsius]

At my schools growing up the smarter you are the cooler you are lol

[@badumtiss5288]

@@bread6052 No We Can Tell You’re A Kid

[@skinkscat]

The history teacher at the school did a great job-one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

[@jennaledbetter719]

Danny *straddling chair*: "do you feel dominated right now?" Me: no I don't but I'm sure the chair does

[@stellifyingd9266]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@potatochip422]

Why would you do this

[@coltonbates629]

O_o

[@spearning8995]

Is nobody appreciating Danny's frog shirt?

[@kathrico4]

I just want to know where to get one!

[@meganl.6040]

It’s giving me strong Rainforest Cafe vibes, and I’m living for it.

[@margaritamartinez9432]

@@kathrico4 sotorprrdpdo Rpoe

[@margaritamartinez9432]

@@kathrico4 k Kyikkkkkkolkk

[@emracck]

@@margaritamartinez9432 agree 100%

[@ummmhelp]

I like how the movie acts like america would program him to save the world instead of just programing him to destroy iraq or whatever

[@Ducksnuget]

Homelander would agree.

[@TCraft777]

Haha politics lol

[@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz]

@@Ducksnuget eyyyyyy

[@iaganfoss]

Yee lol

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

@@TCraft777 you wouldn’t be hearing about US warcrimes as much if the US just stopped doing warcrimes. Little lifehack for ya

[@rydermurillo8931]

3 years later I’m dying because the enemies are called black sigma

[@francesco6835]

My senior quote will definitely be: “I think there should be laws around child labour”

[@abbywolffe4114]

I mean no one will disagree

[@starrevamped]

@@abbywolffe4114 yeaaaa... no one...

[@nihilistmedicine]

@@abbywolffe4114 no one should * disagree

[@malumute]

@@starrevamped hm

[@Stickybrown8830]

If I don’t keep them they’ll be shot