I'M CAMP ROCK

[@annabelle06B]

“Her clothes are soaked, her bones are squishy, she’s humiliated.” I love the recurrence of the squishy bones joke.

[@sussy6905]

Maybe or maybe not read my name

[@mariagloria5775]

Me too!

[@themandarin9493]

I thought it sounded familiar, where was it from again??

[@HorrorDiva01]

@@themandarin9493 it started with the mermaids movie, he then said it again on another dcom video but can't remember which one.

[@daria3487]

@@themandarin9493 a mermaid's tale I think

[@keghan4824]

Mitchie’s mom being upset at the reveal seems fair considering she just learned her daughter is embarrassed by her to the point where she felt the need to lie to everyone at camp about her career.

[@gayjayy]

Or even, just her lying. Because, usually parents want to believe they raised their children better than to lie; so when the child lies, the parents usually are disappointed or even angry.

[@flowflower2816]

@@gayjayy lying is not that big of a deal relax

[@Red_Animatics]

@@flowflower2816 I lost my best friend and had trauma for 6 years cause of a lie lmao

[@cedrove7513]

@@flowflower2816 It completely depends on what the lie is. i.e. Lying about abusing children is really bad. Lying about if you wipe sitting or standing doesn't matter.

[@flowflower2816]

@@Red_Animatics nah it depends on the lie, if it concerns you it's a betrayal and horrible blah blah, but if your friend said that their dad works over seas instead of admitting that he abandoned them and disappeared does it really concern you? Some people avoid lying so much they put themselves in awful situations for morality's sake when it's a white lie

[@mylifeaspi1344]

Is Mitchie’s mum seriously expecting to find a cookbook with values for 300 people instead of just multiplying a recipe

[@Mrs.Self.Distruct]

Not unless she's a lunch lady

[@zunaidparker]

*Laughs in Indian cookbooks*. Biryani for 500 people is a pretty standard recipe for weddings and family functions.

[@MaddyBlu9724]

I mean, at the very least the time/temperature would change if you multiplied it by that much. But that seems like it would be something you learn how to do on day 1 of catering school.

[@456puff]

@@MaddyBlu9724 I went to culinary school and although I don't remember for sure, I don't think they actually taught us how to adjust recipes by that much, especially in terms of cooking time/temperature. I'm kinda curious now if they did and I just don't remember, I'm gonna ask my bff from school and see if he remembers something I don't. If you want, I'll update you on what he says.

[@gabyisbejeweled]

@@456puff i’m very invested now, updates would be lovely

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I like how the “poor” main character has a family who owns a hardware store *and* a catering company. There’s no chance in hell that’s “poor”

[@elijennings9913]

All the other campers are classist assholes.

[@the_goddess_1859]

Back in the day when this was made? Absolutely not. Lower middle class at worst

[@rooty]

Kind of like how in Zombies the outcast girl is a beautiful bleach blonde cheerleading captain. Disney channel movies are for kids who want to larp as people with real problems.

[@nb4381]

It's Disney's idea of poor lmao

[@chumuheha]

To be fair I don't think Mitchie self-identified as poor either, she just didn't have an "in" connection to the industry like the more popular girls.

[@lellow19]

As the wife of a drummer...... everything IS a drum. Even the cat gets drummed on (she enjoys it)

[@trashwithanxiety2922]

As a drummer I can confirm, I drum on my thighs, my bowls, my dog (she is okay with it)

[@genericname8727]

there's a subreddit for that. Drumming cats, I mean. r/catbongos

[@splawshy3346]

My is very picky and only likes it when she sleepy

[@rompa8421]

@@authorize_nft4411 You

[@aoi394]

Exactly what I was thinking haha. I remember sitting in the auditorium before band concerts and all the percussionists were drumming on the back of the chairs! That’s probably the most accurate part of this movie lol!

[@saoliath5000]

i like how "owns a hardware store" is somehow a bad thing. like he isnt just an employee there, he owns the place and if her house is anything to go by, its probably a successful business.

[@Abby_Goth]

IKR. Her dad owns a hardware store and her mom has her own catering service. They are both self employed and live in a big, beautiful house with mitchies room being bigger than my apartments living room, but somehow she is portrayed as the poor kid.

[@Therealpseudonymous]

I suppose if you've owned an independent hardware store in the past 15 or so years, you're probably bankrupt now or barely holding on... At least in Australia

[@KenmeriCaptain]

the rich privileged people that write this garbage are so out of touch with the working class that they consider anything remotely associated with "blue collar" to be a reason to be embarrassed

[@gardenofeden682]

@@KenmeriCaptain Eh, I’d say that’s what the “”bad”” characters are supposed to be feeling. Though, your take could be quite possible.

[@claudialuvsu21]

I think the logic went: hammer = working class = poor 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@YeetusTheFetus]

Ok but like mitchie’s mother owns a catering company. She’s not that poor??? She’s catering for an expensive prestigious camp, which means her catering company probably does very well

[@jaelikesjackalopes]

Rich people don’t respect labor

[@YeetusTheFetus]

@@jaelikesjackalopes Mitchie is like 5x richer than I’ll ever be and the movie still makes her out to be poor 😭

[@crystalgemstv4609]

The movie wants people to think of her as a “lunch lady,” not a business owner. Lunch ladies are looked down upon and business owners aren’t, so it wouldn’t make sense to emphasize what she really does. She just serves food to kids, and that automatically makes you really poor, and strips you of any and all respect /s.

[@audreyardrey]

I mean sure but owning your own business doesn't always mean you have tons of spare expenses

[@Spencer_p2]

also her dad owns a hardware store

[@jakesaquaticworld2669]

I like how kevin’s like ‘i’m not a cookie-cutter popstar anymore’ and then sings the most ed sheeran sounding song ever.

[@frankisnot1148]

... Kevin?

[@Doge-lb8dq]

Jonas

[@warrior30curry]

Kevin??

[@anomalousanimates]

K-kevin???

[@WilliamAfton984]

J-J...JONAS!?

[@q.z5827]

Genuinely can't believe you left out the part of everyone singing to Shane to find the girl or whatever. Insane fucking scene

[@gliple]

I need to see this

[@grvyrdshift]

what in the Cinderella 😭

[@vrinda5700]

Inshane

[@q.z5827]

@@vrinda5700 blocked

[@valerialuna3598]

wait- I don't remember this scene wtf 💀

[@calamityheh]

“I Ghosted Kevin Jonas” is a musical masterpiece. It truly shows what its like to ghost Kevin Jonas.

[@Creepy_Arts]

WHERE DID HE GET THE SCENES FOR IT?! It's so cool!

[@c4shguy224]

the first jonas-type song

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

"this song really makes you FEEL like your ghosting Kevin Jonas"

[@Arctus69420]

Woah got a rare Kevin Jonas right here

[@4rs0n1st_g4m1ng]

totally agree also this is off-topic but SCHOOL BUS GRAVEYARD PFP SPOTTED RAAHH💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@jakefairley6993]

"even Mitchie's mom is upset" she should be the most upset. Her daughter literally made up a fake mom because she was embarrassed about her real one... that's lowkey kinda messed up

[@tessarodriguez1494]

Lowkey???? Highkey bro.

[@iz2333]

@@tessarodriguez1494 let's compromise and say midkey

[@rosecoloredbby]

she's the ONLY one who should be so upset, or care at all

[@Avery_0nline]

that's what I thought too

[@thesleepydot]

damn youre totally right...

[@Guest71620]

Being the head cooks daughter is actually a really good way to make friends cause you can sneak food out of the kitchen for your friends

[@cat.batshon]

Yeah but if your mom works in China you can sneak in the latest TikTok dance or something

[@evilprophetboy]

​@@cat.batshon what

[@not.bueno_]

@@evilprophetboylol

[@jasminemoverley-bonne6684]

Mitchie's story could have easily been believed by everyone if she just said that like her uncle was a producer or something so they couldn't trace her family tree

[@S.M.9]

Fr like your mom is AT the camp why did you choose her to lie about 💀😭

[@dancingsun2]

Exactly!!

[@Claytonjohnson53]

are u lying for her no😂

[@Resilience93]

Pathological liar detected

[@maewagner552]

even if she just said she had some ties to some producers or she knows people that know people it so could’ve been fine but she literally kept dragging the story smh

[@shawnMartin22]

Danny is looking more and more like an unhinged art teacher

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Art teacher that people take their class because he's cute*

[@stevencruz978]

He’s literally becoming the teacher from Victorious

[@elwola9149]

He looks almost identical to my art teacher ._.

[@popefrancis80]

@Don't Read Profle Photo Okay, I won't, thank you

[@Pebbles.3]

You've got a point

[@8aam_i_am]

Shane hiding in the bush and losing his pursuers was such a Assassin’s Creed moment

[@lilir3389]

An*

[@scene.g0re]

@@lilir3389 omg ur so cool, you're so cool that u don't know typos exist and that nobody cares 😫

[@Truffles777]

@@lilir3389 u suck that was a great reference

[@salty_-ashh]

™

[@mukilandhinesh3931]

also gta 5

[@craigpegasus]

In Mitchies defense, yes she is a pathological liar, but let’s also remember that her mom owns a catering company but doesn’t know how to make chili. So I think we know where Mitchie learned to lie 😂

[@strawb_short_cake]

Yeah, out of all the dishes they could have chosen that are more complicated or might need exact measurements, they chose one that most people cook by just throwing ingredients together and seasoning by feeling lol I don't think I've ever used a recipe to make chilli (but I also don't make it authentic and use seasoning mixes so who knows) My first instinct with that scene was "oh, she probably needs the recipe because she is making a portion size of 300 (as she says) so she needs the recipe for the scaled up ingredient amounts!" but then i remembered she could have just used a calculator to multiply the amounts lol

[@mysryuza]

One time I had a classmate who hated chili because it’s “poor people food” and now I’m like “if the mom owning a catering company is poor, then what does it mean when she does not know how to make chili” 😂

[@mitosis.]

Everybody talking about Camp Rock but nobody talking about how Danny ROCKS that grey stripe in his hair

[@theodorefelixgrant]

It's been talked about a bit on the subreddit and his second channel

[@ross9944]

@Don't Read Profle Photo okay

[@SketchUT]

His hair looks like he just woke up but in a good way somehow

[@Sentient_moss_with_mange]

Absolutely

[@bradentheman1373]

I love his hair it’s just so.. luscious

[@BulbManFan]

Every time Danny brings back the “bones are squishy” joke it makes the whole video so much better.

[@Katherina13S]

Where does it come from?

[@sitarakhan9781]

@@Katherina13S yeah, where's it from ?

[@crocodileloki3181]

@@Katherina13S scales mermaids are real

[@2amonasaturdayafternoon]

@@crocodileloki3181 ahhhh ty

[@crocodileloki3181]

@@2amonasaturdayafternoon yw

[@danjor5749]

“Ghosted Kevin Jonas”, yet another certified slapper by Danny Gonzalez.

[@faceyl]

Right??!! People aren't talking about it enough!! Catchy af

[@chaseatlanticfan6553]

Truly high quality

[@jadenshah]

@@faceyl because no one has seen it yet lmao the video is 27 minutes long and the video was posted 27 minutes ago

[@Noah_Is_Gay77]

The song is so fucking good! I'm literally listening to it on repeat rn-

[@jonnybuijze1770]

FINALLY another Danny Gonzalez song, I feel like it's been ages since the last one

[@SIPLAR.SIPLAR.SIPLAR.]

I was friends with a drummer once… he was too dangerous… my newborn brothers head was a drum in his eyes… my brothers bones are now squishy. 😔

[@SIPLAR.SIPLAR.SIPLAR.]

@Oatrance he is to the point he has paralyzed himself 😔 justice for drummers! ✊

[@genralty]

oh no! hope they at least get harder around the afternoon

[@anomalousanimates]

Were his arms sweaty

[@the-berries-and-cream-dude]

thoughts and prayers to you bestie 😔

[@elle-24]

Danny saying he wasn't gonna let any personal feelings about the movie affect the video but being unable to stop himself from enjoying everything about the This Is Me scene is so relatable

[@aarondavis8943]

This is *They*

[@ddjsoyenby]

same danny.

[@MariaPaula-uw3ds]

I have to say, I've never watched this movie and I still like this song till today, so it's not just nostalgia kkkk

[@hthazee]

how the fuck was that song so good, danny that's a heater my boy

[@vaybedumb]

well well well what a surprise to see TONY here

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Oh, hi Troy! And yes, it is indeed 🔥🔥

[@carisma5018]

it is so good

[@pashazitto627]

Literally all of his jokey songs slap soooo hard I bump it so often (check out Ima kill Santa clause) Personally speaking though he should shorten them to like 3 second snippets and make them more interesting (joking),

[@Lolo50000]

Honestly Mitchie's mum is the only character I reasonably understand being upset about the HotTunes lie, coz that's her daughter saying she doesn't think her mum is enough

[@blueismylove3128]

Yeah, really. If she needed to apologize to anyone it's her mom, man, not some random singer dude who wasn't even involved in any way.

[@pleiades_nebula]

no am no pm? (sorry i had to make the joke)

[@hutki_shira]

​@@pleiades_nebulawe have am and pm in England unfortunately we don't have toothbrushes

[@sakura_the_saltshaker]

@@pleiades_nebula ????

[@Seraphina-b3h]

Yea. Mitchie’s mom must’ve felt so hurt that her daughter didn’t appreciate her and her job. 😢

[@MrBrightcide]

Fun (sad) fact: Demi admitted latter in an interview to being "coked out their mind" during the entire filming of Camp Rock, and honestly, looking back how did we not know that. 😭

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

Oh wow, what the hell? That's pretty wild

[@elizabethr.9359]

That’s so fucking sad and you know there were adults that knew, because of course they did. They were also 15 at the time and was SHing, had an ED, and was r*ped by someone who was also on Disney productions with them around this time.

[@ZaF4ran]

@@elizabethr.9359 If you’re talking about Demi they use they/them but yeah that’s extremely sad. I really hope they’re okay now. (I looked it up and she uses she/they woops my bad still hope they’re okay though thats rough to go through)

[@Zepher0987]

@@ZaF4ran This is why pronoun juggling is ridiculous.

[@jarhead3522]

​@@Zepher0987why? it was a small interaction to assure that two people knew how to respect another person. if anything I think this is a good interaction to have.

[@KekeShawnArt]

As a band kid that wasn’t a drummer but hung out with them, can confirm that the films get drummers correct. They can and will make anything a drum. They don’t stop drumming

[@KelseyDrummer]

Water bottles rock. They can either be drums or sticks! Lol

[@elmark3550]

Can confirm. Also percussion is even worse

[@saliyajohnson4678]

They really don’t stop sometimes it’s annoying 😂

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Yeah so true I knew a drummer lol

[@gayjayy]

I used to sit next to a couple drummers in school, can confirm: They can and will make anything a drum.

[@morevaluethanrubiesxo1175]

I love how Kaitlyn litetally makes vibey kahoot music and everyone at camp rock is just like “this is the holy grail, the epitome, of musical talent”

[@kaitlin7864]

100% kahoot music 😂

[@iateyourcat3457]

@@kaitlin7864why did you give birth in Disney land

[@Annexialol]

Yo you dissin Kahoot! music?

[@mackennanoelle]

Kahoot music goes hard

[@autumnisasleep]

well the kahoot music is fire so it makes sense

[@MapiccMc]

As a drummer, I can say that we do actually go around just wacking things.

[@liliowy]

don’t you have a parrot to kill 🤨🤨

[@Jaymbermations]

@@liliowy 🤨

[@flantofluu]

@@liliowy 🤨

[@junktown5139]

As a guitarrist, i can attest to that. -for fuck sake, let me tune my guitar please thankyou-

[@elegant.destiny]

I was going to say, I know some drummer's and that is all y'all do.

[@Coolman87]

Camp rock is the disney channel equivalent of a 2014 wattpad y/n story of a girl getting kidnapped by one direction

[@azziekinz]

Oh my god yes

[@doorstopperizsilly]

FRRR

[@crunchy8579]

A hairstyle being “carved into hair” is a unique and horrifying take

[@777kylo]

@@crunchy8579 it’s a bot

[@big_sea]

yea

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Also describes my hair perfectly lmao

[@joekicka5590]

I keep saying don’t read my name everywhere

[@joekicka5590]

I meant seeing not saying

[@katiebailey3439]

Danny coming in and saying the lyrics for hey Mickey with a straight face, then looking like he’s zoning out is a mood

[@desmeitit]

19:02 I rewatched the entire video to find it

[@Syd_Smith]

I just got to that part

[@chrism45]

The best part is the mouse click to hit end record. It's probably added in post as well.

[@dolphinman8640]

@@chrism45 He really gives Zoom teacher trying to end the meeting there

[@TheYassiG]

Honestly, my favourite bit

[@nickisnotgreen]

that music video made me move my hips and flap my lips! thanks

[@Nat_2790]

U look kinda green to me

[@jaden5589]

hey nick!

[@rubybowditch8107]

which lips….

[@zoesaraiah6041]

I-

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name.....

[@thatswhatshesaid917]

Can we all agree that this is THE video... the hair, the jacket. This is Danny in his best form.

[@oliviakeaton9751]

Honestly, Kevin 's character makes a lot more sense if you just assume he's high throughout the whole movie

[@splawshy3346]

Watching the movie with that in mind makes it 2x better

[@therranolleo468]

This is just my headcanon now

[@pavlandr]

Kevin is a big bird from UP

[@hannah-v4l]

huh im high too

[@octoriiiii]

that's why big boy wants his bird house to hide his weed

[@-psilo-9071]

I actually like that a random side character wins at the end instead of the main character it feels so much more realistic that way.

[@trash__queen]

Yeah and she's so nice and sweet

[@welltoucansamatthatgame]

I feel like it was a trend in these competition movies for a while for the main characters to lose

[@Peacelovek3199]

@@welltoucansamatthatgameyesss haha they lose but learns some sort of lesson😂

[@icyblue1409]

Pokemon did that for like 20 years

[@SuzER08]

Yeah but at the same time in this movie we knew mitchie wasn't going to win- she wasn't eligible. She wasn't even allowed to perform in the final jam

[@Zippsterman]

As a drummer, I can confirm that everything is in fact a drum

[@Rattybyoy]

Yes I agree

[@emanthekind2140]

we are drum.

[@tabithaanne9296]

Aunty Donna moment, “everything’s a drum”

[@bopgoestheweasel7745]

As a not drummer but still a musician, I so the same thing

[@ydkidk6983]

me too

[@luniivii]

"this is rich, but apparently you're not" is hands down the best line in the movie 😭😭😭 also how old are Shane and Mitchie?? because he's a counselor and she's a camper so like what's their age gap like?? is it just me that is concerned about this

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

i thought they were supposed to be like 15 and 17 but apparently they're 14 and 19, yikes

[@authoreyes101]

@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme tell me you're lying e_e

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

@@authoreyes101 I wishhhhh

[@screamingbegins4688]

​@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme i thought they were like 16 and 17 😬

[@ToAmandaLynn]

I love how in almost all movies, especially Disney movies, “poor” is always considered lower upper middle class.

[@satan3085]

Ikr, it’s almost like huge companies are run by people that are so rich and spoiled that they see even being richer than the average family is absolute misery :/

[@megangreen3779]

Poor = Simpsons level wealth or below 😂

[@denied7616]

remember when dan from gossip girl was SO poor and such a peasant and his dad literally owned an art gallery and huge apartment in brooklyn? they are so disconnected

[@harliecurcio1705]

@@denied7616 this one was hilarious but made sense though bc he was surrounded by the literal 1% so of course they'd look down on him. I think they emphasized his 'poorness' to highlight how out of touch they all were!

[@idontevenhaveapla7224]

@@harliecurcio1705 Same could be said about this movie tho. Other campers were simply rich just like that so they looked down on her

[@Bridbird9]

as a band kid, from personal experience, drummers actually don't stop trying to make everything a drum.

[@yourlocaltransgirl]

Oh yeah? Try living with a percussionist.

[@Agmolly]

At some point it’s just a fidget toy😂

[@norawin]

As a wife to a drummer, this is correct. And now I'm a mom to a 3 year old who also makes everything a drum.

[@920-s3r]

@@norawin Yup, my brother is a drummer, and he hits anything that could possibly sound like a drum.

[@HQofrandom]

everything's a drum

[@mistak9418]

Actually, as a drummer, the drummer stereotype in movies is accurate. It’s a problem. We can never stop. Help. I’ve caused so much destruction and pain.

[@Azucenary]

Ik this is /hj but I drove my teacher crazy by drumming on the desks lol

[@kaokao1642]

I wonder if trumpet players just blow air randomly

[@mistak9418]

@@Azucenary Seriously. I drive everyone crazy because the tapping never ends. I have to consciously think about not tapping or I will do it without even realizing half the time.

[@mistak9418]

@@kaokao1642 I have a couple friends who play trumpet. All they do is blow air. They never. Stop. Talking. Love it

[@saeltic]

people call me crazy but literally all i did was drum on my sister’s newborn’s squishy head😒

[@malkyyy3418]

4:46 as someone who grew up with an older brother who loved the drums, this is 100% accurate. He had different drumsticks around the house that he would pick up and fiddle/play with an any given moment. He had a pair hidden in the couch. This went on from 10 ish years old into his early 20s. And he only stopped cause he moved out.

[@relish5633]

As a theatre kid AND a band kid, this movie makes me cry. But it’s not happy tears.

[@catatorrejon2160]

@Don't Read Profle Photo dude stop

[@aldobernaltvbernal8745]

​@Don't Read Profle Photo i can't read, sorry man

[@sammyc0re]

@Don't Read Profle Photo As a loyal person I shall indeed not read your name : ) I hope this brings you joy as it is but my intention

[@uselesschannel51]

@Don't Read Profle Photo ok daddy 😍😘♥️

[@appledanimations1913]

@Don't Read Profle Photo Ok

[@emmiethekid8742]

Dude I love how literally every Disney channel movie is the same. It's about a shy teenage girl who wants the world to hear her voice and falls in love with a popular boy but is up against the popular girl

[@fightingmedialounge519]

So like , four movies?

[@daanhuisman1040]

And then there's also the second type of Disney Channel original movies that's about a socially outcasted teenager who gets ahold of military grade and extremely dangerous technology and uses it to design their ideal version of the opposite sex while simultaneously robbing them of their humanity, and that plan ends up backfiring and the conclusion is just "yea maybe I shouldn't have done that"

[@לבשלם]

@@daanhuisman1040 I LOVE YOU HAVE A ROMANTIC and

[@daanhuisman1040]

@@לבשלם Excuse me what

[@carcarbinx98]

@@fightingmedialounge519 Yea... Starstruck, HSM, Camp Rock, Lemonade Mouth, Radio Rebel, Hannah Montana the Movie, Cinderella Story, Lizzie Mcguire, Cheetah Girls, Little Mermaid, Bandslam... Yea.... Only four.

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

My biggest issue with all these Disney movies is that the teenagers/pre-teen characters have bedrooms the size of a literal studio apartment. My childhood bedroom was like 8’x9’ like come on now

[@Dizzy8203]

Most realistic child/pre-teen/teen room is in Harry Potter

[@cs5250]

Their rooms are literally built in a recording studio so you're not wrong

[@nolanmackey4175]

No movie proves this point more than High School Musical where Gabriella has like a thousand square foot bedroom with a balcony in the home her single mother was able to afford!? Like where did her mom sleep?

[@clowncentral4396]

fr my childhood bedrooms were the couch and then crammed into a room with 2, sometimes 3, other siblings

[@aquatiger8]

literally, my room was 8' by 9' and I shared it with my sister 😭

[@chasewillson564]

Can we talk about the fact that Shane is a counselor and Mitchie is a camper, which is definitely illegal

[@neoncokroach467]

Not only that, I’m pretty sure in the movie Shane is 19 and Mitchie is 14

[@chasewillson564]

@@neoncokroach467 lovely

[@yuki97kira]

​@@neoncokroach467what...i thought mitchie was 16 and shane is like 17(like child rockstar at 14)

[@esterbun9356]

IDK if thats true, you might be confusing camp counseling with education counseling. In my experience counselors are around 16-18 years old, or even the same age as the campers because its all volunteering work.

[@chasewillson564]

@@esterbun9356 Very true, but legally counselors aren't allowed to have any personal relationships with the campers (in my experience)

[@trinityboyce4945]

No but imagine how mitchies mom must feel to find out her daughter is so ashamed of her job that she lied about who she was

[@freydobaggins6252]

Right?? That’s the worst part of it, seeing her mum’s reaction. They could have gone way harder on it too. Especially as it was her mum who got her to camp rock in the first place

[@Lola_Nico]

That would be so hurtful in real life for a mother. :’(

[@Raulxz]

@@celestialsylvia selling food for teens is a male dominated industry?

[@SexiestChalupaEver]

We're all growing up huh?

[@Toywins]

@@Lola_Nico as a mom, I can definitely concur. That would hurt so bad.

[@dexterityemma6248]

“Oh that’s rich, but apparently you’re not” is one of the most insane lines in television history and I hope whoever wrote it got a raise

[@DerkDurski]

How we feel seeing Margret win the whole competition after a weirdly emotional performance when we know very little about her is probably how all the side characters in Disney movies feel about the protagonist's journey. Like imagine just a random camper being like "wait who? Mitchie? Oh I think I've seen her at lunch once or twice? Oh she lied about her parents? Okay? Oh now she's doing a big song? Oh now that super famous pop star is joining in? Okay I don't really know what's going on, I feel like I missed a lot of pivotal moments concerning her this summer".

[@Megan-ud4mz]

woahhhhh true

[@archivist_13]

Damn you right

[@elisejackson2854]

Spot on

[@Barrel550]

I love how danny constantly goes back to the squishy bones joke. It makes me laugh every time

[@benmcdonald2254]

IRL the Jonas Brothers HATED how they're portrayed in Disney movies/shows, especially Kevin, they would constantly sneak in shitty performances, dance stupid, try to basically sabatoge their on camera presence so Disney would use them less when they were under contract, Disney was also super abusive to their female leads, strict weight control, they'd be pushed to do movies they didn't want to, all for movies and shows that we only remember because we were young and impressionable so now it translates to nostalgia

[@roxassora2706]

I was just talking about sexist beauty standards

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️

[@NeuronRobberyVictim]

What does this have to do with the video

[@isopodsouptemp]

​@@NeuronRobberyVictim "What do the people in this video have anything to do with this video?"

[@NeuronRobberyVictim]

@@isopodsouptemp oh im stupid lol i thought they said warner brothers, and i think there was a glitch with my youtube so that all the comments were on the wrong video, bc i could’ve sworn this comment was on a gaming video

[@e_v_i_e]

Kevin Jonas is probably one of Danny's best songs yet, that instrumental is honestly too good

[@atable2505]

Not to mention how good his vocals are at 24:50 when he says “I’m not surprised”

[@lydiazap7243]

i agree; the only thing that would have improved it is if it was only one or two seconds long

[@lydia1795]

@@lydiazap7243 GOLD

[@haha5368]

@@atable2505 angelic

[@milagrostrejo5933]

Hey I don't know if I'm dumb or what but did he ACTUALLY forget to answer to Kevin Jonas? lol

[@ajkcool]

I would love if the movie was just "Can I go to Camp Rock?" "Sorry honey, we can't afford it." *Roll credits*

[@JackalopeBunny]

Only happens to the poor kids, never the rich kids. ( I only say this as someone who grew up poor and been through that very thing)

[@mkrbhjopueriworld6158]

Subscribe kar Bhai

[@TheCra5yCartoons]

~based on a true story~

[@purplecatonbroadway]

"we just can't swing it :/" "Ok mom I understand"

[@bammythegreat]

if i had a dollar for everytime i've rewatched this video, i'd be able to go to camp rock

[@Hydra-m9j]

YOU'RE GOING TO CAMP ROCK

[@jamesgardella6140]

as a musician, that bit about drummers is honestly suprisingly accurate. If they've got a pair of sticks nearby, they're totally drumming on anything mildly flat

[@ACAB.forcutie]

Ya I was watching that like 😳

[@randihenry6421]

My thoughts exactly!! Don’t get me wrong..Danny is hilarious and usually always right…but that part of the movie is definitely accurate!! My big brother is a drummer; has always banged on everything with his sticks or just his hands! He still does it (in his 40’s now)!! Hell, my dad was the lead singer in a band (and played guitar), and he was always slapping his knees and banging on everything to keep the rhythm whenever he heard music!

[@zippydeedoda]

I’ve been playing the drums for ten years and I’m constantly tapping my foot/tapping a beat on my thighs. a lot of drummers over time just find rhythm in literally everything and wanna play along lol

[@lizardhansen6419]

Or curved. We're not too picky.

[@milf3054]

ong, my best friend when I was a kid had an older brother and anytime we went anywhere with him he brought his sticks and used the dashboard as a drum

[@signofthecrimes1534]

"She's really good" constantly runs through my mind whenever someone does something with minimum effort

[@tannerbruning868]

Gotta love the irony of a pop star manufactured by the Disney corporation talking about how he hated doing what the record label wants him to do

[@panampace]

And then his “not bland pop song” sounds like bland pop

[@DStuartPotHoward]

Can we talk about how amazing Danny's hair looks in this video

[@EE-sw3uh]

I love how she has two parents who OWN small businesses and they’re still like “ew poor” like shes not still in the upper Middle Class

[@gianna526]

We are teetering precariously between upper middle class, and lower upper class!

[@charlieboy1087]

@@gianna526 right? Like her bedroom is as big as one floor of my home

[@darkslayer1161]

@@gianna526 more like middle upper middle class

[@usoppfangirl8153]

To be fair just cause you own a small business doesn't mean you're making much off of it. Your point still stands in the movie though

[@myeeeeeh]

And why is everyone taking it so personally?

[@clegs8356]

fun fact: parts of camp rock (all the unhinged dance studio scenes, demi lovato crying in a corner, etc) were filmed at my summer camp where i worked for years and i just have to live with that knowledge and act normal when i know i worked in the place they filmed part of camp rock in.

[@erinnichols4866]

Lmao

[@amaeshiet7625]

Kilcooooo

[@mushy470]

tell me where this is rn

[@404usernotfound_]

A true honor

[@kckasem3360]

YOOOO WANAKITA REPRESENT

[@croissant2882]

I personally always liked that Margaret won. Mitchie did lie all summer, and even if she was talented, she only came up at the very end after they announced jury will decide. Its like the only ever teen movie where the main character had at least some consequences for her actions. Sure she had the guy and everybody was impressed, but at least there was no bitterness that other campers could feel if she had been a lying and then won even tho the contest was already closed. The applause would sound very salty Not to mention that Margaret winning gave that feel that sure Mitchie is talented and the main character but she's not the ONLY talented person here.

[@lydiamv21]

Perfectly worded!!!

[@supersucks]

I agree

[@kailajensen1021]

it would've been too predictable to make mitchie win too

[@annah3485]

also hairspray! one of my fave movies, does the same thing

[@keyofallworlds7549]

I still felt like the reason she was kicked out of the contest was dumb, I wish they would have come up with a better reason. I also thought it was weird how they kept hyping up that they were gonna kiss, but they didn’t.

[@just_some_solisia]

this is danny’s best hair era

[@swiftieinstyle13]

fr

[@snowblossom5056]

haiera

[@miyaibrahim5744]

can we appreciate the fact that this man can just randomly make a song and a badass music video about the most random thing and it's the best thing ever?

[@JLynn72788]

Hell yeah, I've been listening to his Spotify music as well and it is both peak comedy and production.

[@r3stl3ss]

im mostly worried that danny himself doesn't even realize how insanely talented he is. almost as if in his mind he's still "that kid from vine who just happened to have made it big" instead of the creative powerhouse he is

[@JLynn72788]

@@r3stl3ss he is officially the funniest youtuber I watch.

[@niidior2736]

Frrrrrrrrr

[@TheEalaa]

It's not a random thing. It was KEVIN JONAS !

[@alexisjordan9055]

Let’s go over Shane’s story real quick. Fell in love with girl’s voice, can’t find girl, doesn’t realize the girl who he was looking for is the one who’s literally standing in front of him, unintentionally falls in love with the girl he heard, then realizes that the girl with the ✨magical✨ voice and the one he fell for are the same person. Little did everyone know, Shane is actually Prince Eric’s great- great- great grandson

[@meganmcleod6152]

ahh haha

[@themedia1271]

And his dad is Elvis

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

And Bob’s his Uncle

[@ashleyroemer640]

😂😂😂

[@Keaton-Sparks]

Danny’s hair looks like a Japanese ocean painting it’s dope

[@katieh8186]

Best comment award

[@eylulsimsek8610]

I think its just grease im sorrry

[@jdawgrrrrrr]

no like the gray is lowkey hot. salt and pepper papa fr

[@Fr0gg37]

Omg yes 😱

[@Fr0gg37]

@@jdawgrrrrrr you’re just serving it straight up 😂

[@andybrocklehurst3548]

He will never fail to NOT include the “bones are squishy” joke in every reaction

[@andybrocklehurst3548]

@gamingrainbowandothers293He reacted to a movie called 'Scales: Mermaids are real' I think it was named that anyway one of the characters had brittle bones disease AKA 'squishy bones' so he keeps referring to that movie as 'bones are squishy'

[@andybrocklehurst3548]

ooooooh mb@gamingrainbowandothers293

[@akirayama1534]

He could’ve explained his story at the end normally but decided to make a banger of a music video instead and I’m happy

[@drillbitz2816]

It was prob one of his best songs imo, next to I wanna kill Santa Claus

[@drillbitz2816]

@@holly___ gotta check that out

[@lolzitsnik3900]

I love how Danny legit made and an ACTUAL music video with sets, props, and everything and no ones talking about it

[@melroysojan]

He is special like that😂 and he does that a lot😂😂

[@redhairperson]

That's what I was gonna say!!!

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

kevin jonas

[@Lilys0609]

@@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me he ghosted him

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

@@Lilys0609 kevin jonas

[@discoshark7767]

Danny’s hair is so… fluffy? And swirly?? How does one get their hair so perfectly sculpted??

[@spect80r]

Great genes

[@supershot833]

I strive to have his hair

[@laneycoltech1688]

it's carved into his hair

[@kennieskloset5848]

@@laneycoltech1688 of course why didnt i think of that

[@tamarakarlas1]

Also the color?? Does he get highlights??

[@nayshine7875]

Honestly mitchie trying to debate whether or not to wear a drastically different hairstyle than just settling for what she always wears is so real

[@Error-nb4fu]

Honestly if my mother was running the food distribution at the camp I wouldn't be afraid to tell anybody because now I can tell them. "F*ck with me and I poison your food."

[@LaLaLaLaNom]

Right!! Or like, people would definitely try to befriend you in case you can get them the better food items of something 😂

[@Rowancxre]

How were the bullies not terrified of someone who could make them starve the whole camp??? 🤨

[@Rainbowfox_]

"If you bully me i'll spit in your food 🤪"

[@johnisawesome3061]

As someone who worked in a camp kitchen, the head camp chef is easily the most powerful person there.

[@rett064]

“oh you wanna be a bitch ??? good luck eating tonight lol-“

[@gayjayy]

It would've been so funny if Danny contacted Kevin about being in the music video, but Kevin ghosted Danny and 7 years later wrote a song "I Ghosted Danny Gonzalez".

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

And then he contacts Danny to ask about being in the music video but Danny ghosts him and 7 years later writes a song "I Ghosted Kevin Jonas agaim"

[@ItsRaevie]

@@friendlyneigborhoodbean and then he contacts jevin to ask about being in the music video, but kevin ghosts him and 7 years later writers a song "I Ghosted Danny Gonzalez Again"

[@blackberrybriars]

@@ItsRaevie And then Kevin contacts Danny to ask about being in THAT music video but Danny ghosts him and 7 years later writes a song "I Ghosted Kevin Jonas (Thrice)"

[@RamzEze]

I'm dying at this thread

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@RamzEze sameeee

[@graceprda7540]

Showings Mitchie’s mom saying “yOUrE gOING to CAmP ROcK” after talking about Shane’s rock bottom SENT ME

[@Shibakill3r]

YES

[@robin_ch]

maybe that's why it's called camp rock

[@indirectobject7487]

19:07 that was genuinely the funniest bit I've ever seen. Not bc of the song but the dead pan stare he does 😭

[@adzdrawss]

frr 😭😭

[@ethanero]

Idk if Danny is gonna see this but for some insight - the reason “This Is Me” probably sounds like Christian Rock to you is because it’s written partially by Adam Watts who is known in the music scene for writing and producing Christian music that has sold over 50 million copies worldwide. He also shares the credit of helping write Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney; as well as helping to write and produce the music for High School Musical 1-3, Jump In, Hannah Montana Seasons 1-4, even for the Jonas Brothers, and Aly & AJ. So that’s a fun little fact there I suppose.

[@leahcat4]

Woah that’s interesting!

[@brycedurham280]

Also, the Jonas Brothers were a worship band at the church their dad use to preach at.

[@Ennalame]

That explains SO much. There’s so many old Hannah songs that felt that way to me

[@hannahboebanna]

there ya go!

[@aboyhasnoname5356]

Wait, Adam Watts the guy who makes Broken City's music?

[@nicki___]

this isn't even the first time Danny has transitioned from a video to a high-budget looking music vid but it gives me whiplash EVERY time

[@lexiann9858]

*Daniel*

[@djorsumn3487]

can’t believe danny skipped over “that’s the song…SO THAT MUST BE THE GIRL!!!!!” at final jam. i literally quote that every time someone realizes anything in front of me. that disney original inflection was strong in it

[@gonzaloespinosamontalvo5226]

The squishy bone joke is still going and i love it

[@caitens9041]

never disappointed with a new Danny song, this song SLAPS

[@paiimeh5330]

Ikr

[@letizialorusso1950]

Ikr

[@Spidsle]

HELP WHAT JACKET IS THAT

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + K-pop better🧑🏻‍💻🧑🏻‍💻🧑🏻‍💻🧑🏻‍💻🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@happiehtoast]

a bit long though, why does it have to be more than 10 seconds

[@gorgeouspotato6492]

Nobody is talking about how SICK the backflips Danny did is , it's like he is playing the air as an instrument or sth

[@beatricefox937]

I know! Do you think he used a stunt double/j

[@gorgeouspotato6492]

@@beatricefox937 impossible, he would never betray our trust like that

[@oomomow6621]

Each time I watch the movie I DIE laughing "oh this is rich, but apparently you're not", "drowned in her lies", and of course the "can't a guy get some peace". For a Disney channel original movie the characters can be RUTHLESS and venemous in thsi movie. Its so hilarious. And peak mean is Shane hosting a class to like yell at Mitchy as she's sobbing in the corner and nobody in the class gives a shit lmfao

[@Sammyyaam]

Lol that part where shes sitting in the corner is embarrassingly cringey. Only kids do that

[@themoderndandy713]

As someone who dresses in 1930s-inspired suits and ties pretty much every day, complete with cufflinks and a pocket watch, I feel like, "Oh, this is rich, but apparently you're not," is the perfect comeback to someone in public getting all salty over me dressing how I feel comfortable. Thank you, Lord Danny, for providing me this boon.

[@bookworm1108]

"you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mitchie" had me laughing so hard 😂

[@TaylorWoods]

the music video was the most beautiful surprise

[@ellaking5155]

TAYLORRRRRRR HEYYYY

[@alinabishop8561]

Normal people: telling stories sitting down Danny: makes a freaking music video about it

[@TheChurchofJim]

@Don't Read Profle Photo shut the hell up

[@calowenby1654]

Danny does it the best way. Or in the other words, the Geg way.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I never realized that there were so many familiar faces and recognizable actors and actresses in this movie, like so many of them are either extras or stars in the Disney shows most people grew up with.

[@ivartheboneless8613]

And I never realised a familiar channel would be GREG

[@imsoundish]

no mustaches?

[@mrfake5251]

I have theory that this guy is actually a bunch of people sharing one account.

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

@@mrfake5251 no i don't think so, every comment has the same kind of grammar and the sentence formation it's the same guy

[@mrfake5251]

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 He could just have friends who speak and have the same grammar as him, I mean guess that's why they may be friends, or you're telling me that this guy has totally no life so much so that he comments on multiple videos simultaneously just when they are released?

[@delaneyhoover7143]

Mitchie introduced herself as “Mitchie Torres”, and the campers call Mitchie’s mom “Mrs. Torres”. Are you telling me that not a single person at that camp connected the dots?? 😭😭

[@FizzyMoonBeam]

WAIT I NEVER REALIZED THAT 💀

[@yuki97kira]

Well..to be fair... The producer is also named torres

[@Onlythesassiest]

@@yuki97kiraand Torres is a very common name

[@SlightlyFizzled]

The fact that Kevin Jonas was a fan of Danny back then means there is a good chance he might watch this, and that makes me happy inside.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name.....Dont read my name.....

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name.....

[@SlightlyFizzled]

@@Phoenixifyable I was saying that he is likely to see this because he likes Danny's content, not because he constantly looks at Camp Rock reviews lol

[@amnr8427]

Yess - Kevin still follows Danny on Twitter so there is a possibility that he sees it there :)

[@Aster_Risk]

My husband is a drummer, and that's honestly an accurate portrayal. He will drum everywhere on pretty much anything. The garden section at stores with all the ceramic pots is his favorite.

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Same, he even drums on me (gently lmao)

[@JonahNelson7]

Exactly. My friend's a drummer and he does the exact same thing

[@dysastro5362]

drummer, can confirm

[@Tw0Dots]

Hardcore.

[@nonancyz3757]

The most accurate part of this movie

[@feev4571]

I can’t believe you didn’t note that Tess’ song lyrics are literally “I’m too cool to know you”

[@stephonb12]

Tess had, not one, but two certified chart toppers and was honestly snubbed

[@iminurwalls69]

She debuted at #1 in the billboard hot 100s and she hasn't left since.

[@8kcw]

@@iminurwalls69 truly, the weeknd shivers in his boots as he hears tess' song, soon to pass blinding lights record at 90 weeks

[@tapiocapearl0304]

22:43 its because Mitchie isnt officially a contestant for the Final Jam. She gets disqualified for… either the lie or bc of some other shenanigan idk. She does perform after all the contenders are done performing and “Final Jam is over” but she just wanted her moment, and she did. And her performance WAS the definitive best one, but she cant win bc she wasnt a contestant.

[@caramel_frappe]

Also I like to think that even if she was a contestant, the fact that one of the judges was singing with her (showing obvious bias) would have at LEAST removed some points off

[@mr.skeletonhands]

The mean rich girl accuses her of stealing her and Kaitlyn of stealing her charm bracelet

[@tapiocapearl0304]

Ahhhh. Thanks, I totally forgot that.

[@hexagonalpineapple3846]

im really glad they made it so the other girl won and didnt do the very disney-esque trope of saying the main character won anyway because of some special clause or because the performance was Just That Good

[@gooswan]

the fact that danny managed to not tell this story on his channel at any point before now is the most impressive part of this

[@BarbraMiller29]

I love how Danny keeps the squishy bones joke going

[@adriannaoverfield6626]

You and me both

[@beesbrownies]

Where did it start? /gen

[@cup_of_tea755]

@@beesbrownies The weird mermaid movie video!

[@BarbraMiller29]

@@beesbrownies the Scales Mermaids are real video

[@pangoblade]

As a drummer i can confirm that drummers never stop. They cannot sit still.

[@DarkValorWolf]

we all have ADHD

[@nelyak7837]

i have a drummer in my class and he will never stop, actually drives me insane

[@pangoblade]

@@nelyak7837 it bugs me when people drum in class even as a drummer

[@batsy_]

my band directors had a no-drumming rule in our buses and in-class while they were talking in high school bc the drumline kids would always drum on everything when they didn't have their drum pads lmao

[@Pezmccormlines]

Been drumming for like 4 years, I'm quite literally always moving.

[@ConstanceFelton]

I like how Mitchie has a lot of music instruments and a good microphone too in her bedroom and then her mom is like " Sorry, you can't go to Camp Rock, we are short on money. " How did she got so much good music stuff then ?

[@charliefielding2297]

She said "we can't swing it right now" which I think implies that they are just currently going through a financial low. Like maybe at the beginning of the year she had a few big catering gigs that gave them some extra income to splurge, and now they're lower on cash.

[@ohdeer-sabrina8132]

I cannot get over the Radio Rebel joke being used for every single Disney Channel movie

[@themandarin9493]

Yes so true xD

[@aishaMa_]

Which one? There are a lot…

[@boopboopimarobot]

Which one? I’m radio rebel

[@hihi-og6nm]

No, I'm radio rebel!!!

[@Belelelekake]

the “I’m not surprised” part in Danny’s song was so fucking good bro I don’t think we realize how good danny’s range is

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name.....Dont read my name.....

[@its_-gf9be]

it’s at 24:51 ish for those who want to listen to his beautiful voice

[@MilesCantRun]

@@its_-gf9be thanks

[@drewc9488]

I legit gasped it was sooo good

[@SeamusGorman4]

i’m also camp rock

[@groudon6423]

Y E S. You Indeed are.

[@maxalexgaming2604]

We all are Camp Rock

[@Hunter-is2ny]

Uhhhh….

[@jerryakatony5724]

Dude I didn’t think you would be here!!!

[@jackyzimmerman]

@RLM Reading this is like smelling an elevator fart. I even made the same face.

[@olivesonderer4855]

Danny’s hair in this video is immaculate

[@girisamazungRAWR123]

I dated a drummer and no joke...he made everything a drum. If he didn't have access to a drum he would just use his legs as drums and practiced drumming on his legs. I've met other drummers that aren't like that but that dude from Camp Rock always reminds me of my ex because the constant drumming is exactly what he did lmao

[@Carlover19538]

HAM BONING

[@girisamazungRAWR123]

​@@Carlover19538 LMAO HOW COME I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS

[@einblauesplektrum2089]

I sat next to a drummer in 11th grade and he did that too. He also tapped his foot at all times. Turned out later he had ADHD and we were all like... That checks out

[@girisamazungRAWR123]

@@einblauesplektrum2089 it's possible my ex ha adhd but I don't know 😂 I wouldn't be surprised

[@mori6434]

I went to a small school where I had the same classmates from 4th grade up until we left for highschool. There was a guy who picked up drumming during those years and he would not stop tapping on EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Imagine if a celebrity's career would be in jeopardy if they just raised their voice a little too much on set. We'd be out of celebrities so quickly

[@CryptP]

sure but I think we've pretty recently learned you can get away with some weird shit and still have the whole universe absolutely devoted to you if you're a charismatic man

[@Barribam]

You say that like it's a bad thing 🤣

[@EM-wo6wf]

@@Barribam Was about to say the same 💀

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

@@Barribam lol definitely wouldn't be the worst outcome

[@I_do_have_a_Name_I_swear]

“This is rich but apparently your not” is one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard

[@drumsdotcorndotcomdotorg]

As a drummer. I can confirm. Dead relatives make GREAT drums

[@itzdefomeguys]

ok now i’m just imagining you at a grandma’s open casket funeral doing a rendition of the classic funeral march 💀