Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

[@khyati1035]

This so funny lmao

[@petro612]

Thank you.👍🏻

[@MilkyWay-gi8km]

we love an unproblematic king

[@sttrrst]

threw some shade

[@yasssmne9315]

*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking ) btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny

[@shannonjackson9778]

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

[@valenzvl5575]

im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream

[@kleinerfuchs6208]

100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up

[@shannonjackson9778]

@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia

[@ohboi3274]

yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing

[@nalynnsansaneeyawet3136]

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

[@pocky3308]

ikr it's so annoying

[@squindle.]

shes like HHHHHHHHH

[@someoneelse8239]

Me with my history teacher istg

[@michaelak6753]

honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day

[@ocean7889]

same

[@zeph4799]

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

[@Max_The_Flower]

HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!

[@zeph4799]

NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day

[@zeph4799]

Max Flower I’m doing my best :(

[@eustacebagge98k]

Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn

[@jimmilton8333]

Fuck someone else made this comment

[@matthew69yearsago70]

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

[@Chicken87]

Ik😂

[@molliez]

Your username confused me. 😂

[@kellyhewson9377]

i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scizzobabe12]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@k6nifes]

SAME

[@marieoliveira7]

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

[@basicbas4897]

The fuck I don’t know these people

[@jrcraig9791]

Who's the when will you learn video

[@jrcraig9791]

Actually ik all of them

[@soncithehedgog]

SammyClassicSonicFan

[@jovialjuliantv1131]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

[@acoldgoose5253]

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

[@ArtFromAurora]

Misread this as "eternally on crack" and I'd still agree tbh lmao

[@whovian7381]

She sounds like me when in trying to shout at someone

[@rosin_eater]

@@ArtFromAurora I mean both are true

[@cuteygooki]

Nice hat

[@m4c4ndl4m80]

Yeah tbh it does...

[@troyroberts9076]

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

[@spookyman5ever]

dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg

[@DerrickJerome.]

UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan

[@overseasonedlamb5604]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN *THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*

[@gokinezula1689]

yes

[@katiestott1449]

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@dahliabarnds6310]

Same as @afellowpotato.

[@katiestott1449]

@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!

[@kab9706]

Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.

[@heirkind]

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

[@yawnlion4375]

hi john

[@joebloggs6922]

It felt like one of those weird kids programs on steroids.

[@deadkoldun2731]

@@joebloggs6922 B O O H B A H

[@deadaccount4164]

Yeah like wtf is up with that

[@nothoughtsheadempty4650]

Geez how do kids watch this stuff? Idk man I'm just hoping they don't encounter it

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

[@Kinopio710]

Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah

[@eddietozier3206]

I went down to the comments Right when that was happening

[@justabasicemo3476]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[@YungRasputin]

Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.

[@agathapizzolito4701]

the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...

[@deityofchaosandkindness]

Agatha Pizzolito and she wants us to know our actions have consequences

[@justanoverconfidentguitarist]

I was thinking that!

[@Eva-fv5wk]

Agatha Pizzolito i saw her saying she’s sick on the fyp :/

[@tarynmckinney2620]

i was looking for a miranda sings comment. i think she sounds like a miranda sings knock-off

[@Eva-fv5wk]

Taryn Mckinney lmao yea

[@FlorSilvestre12]

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

[@hwrencleaveland459]

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

[@idkwholizzieis]

Hannah Cleaveland FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@thefadingmelody163]

I know! It’s like if Miranda Sings took a hit of acid or some shit

[@alexandria3583]

but she can't do it right so she sounds like marge simpson too 😂

[@t.o.m_is_a_writer]

You got 619 likes in 49 minutes._.

[@Pepperbeou]

Ok

[@filiplayz1893]

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

[@kittystetson6737]

WHERES THE LIE??!!

[@cringeproductions6136]

Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome (EDIT: i am joking)

[@Serafact.]

IM PREGONATER

[@INYOURTERRITORY]

Cdf Splash your joking right

[@filiplayz1893]

Cdf Splash haha

[@fictionphilia]

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

[@joe2259]

EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@whatisthis119]

Sounds like my voice cracks

[@shotototoroki6169]

simply scaarlet ikr

[@mysticsalute2443]

simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan

[@divine6867]

EXACTLY HOMIE

[@deawinter]

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

[@amconnor3855]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

[@tomlenid699]

When will you learn

[@foodcourtcreature]

Connor White on god

[@ursidae97]

WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??

[@txby6167]

now i can’t unhear it

[@laurenc4138]

Why does she kinda look like that kid too

[@bootje99]

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy. But the fairy is Miranda sings.

[@noopthenoop]

this is the most accurate thing ever

[@lauraanne7108]

Spot on

[@umadbro3923]

Lol

[@nicolinasmith8986]

HAHAHA

[@Soapcookies]

they were cursed.

[@kaitlynhewlin]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

[@Rufus_Roberts22]

So a normal one?

[@sydneyvasquez3523]

Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly

[@grayson2852]

I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

I literally came to say this Hhehe

[@BenDover-gg3rp]

Or black tar heroin

[@mad8044]

Please do another video on Candy ken😭 he changed his whole personality it’s hilarious. His whole personality is “true American”

[@happisharktheythem1743]

i know its so weird lol he keeps switching back and forth

[@maplelk9675]

I had to pause in the middle, go to a psychiatrist, get therapy, had to isolate myself, got married, had a child, before I could finish.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Can't believe that took you 5 months

[@bixbygal05]

@@funnylittlecreature they are clearly from the future

[@AK-vz3zo]

And got mentally ill and died Just a joke no offence

[@all-starmovies4676]

I nearly turned insane but thankfully the ad break showed up and saved my mental health

[@nononeofit7783]

@@AK-vz3zo It isn't even offensive.

[@Hailoow]

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

[@zeeecoral]

Thank you!!!

[@sophie0313]

Wait that’s so accurate

[@woof1028]

wait a minute you’re right haha

[@ilikejampie1605]

His name is sammyclassicsonicfan

[@katrinepetersen1095]

wait.... holy crap you're right

[@debatablyaveragemale5483]

Danny, you don’t have to hurt yourself for our sakes.

[@Personinplaid]

exactly

[@alias4795]

I agree.

[@Papierflugzeug95]

He absolutely has to. If he hurts us like that, he gotta hurt himself.

[@marsbarr4144]

Dude if he had to go through it we do too 😂

[@liquidwater1204]

Moustahe of Power i really could’ve lived without knowing this guy existed

[@Gwen_Elyse12]

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

Fr poor kid

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭

[@NikoQuinn]

They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child

[@katharineball585]

She got PREGANET for real this time lol

[@deanherring3622]

I feel bad for the kid

[@haileys4381]

My brain just can't accept that these people are real.

[@Veegs.]

It’s insane how much dignity people are willing to trade for views from 11 year olds

[@Nehu_22]

Yeah, it hurts to watch someone doing horrible content like this, and practically humiliating themselves for some views. But the worst part is the kids that watch them when they could be watching someone else who at least cares about what they do

[@salty5861]

knowing that the do exist hurts my soul

[@mariamgomaa1242]

Vigul My 11 year old genius friend: I can’t believe my people watch this crap! I lost brain cells in the first 5 seconds.

[@AUGGHAHAHA]

I have lost so many brain cells looking at clips of this guy

[@Hippolyta.]

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

[@Hippolyta.]

And him saying that he didn't get her pregnant bc thats dirty and they havent even kissed is also very Miranda Sings-esque and she also says "are you frickin crazy" all the time

[@nxcromxncer]

But miranda sings is so much better than this

[@maddiem5371]

vanessa ik it’s so cringey when other people try to copy her “accent” 😂

[@B0NEM4RROW]

vanessa they’re 100% trying to copy her-

[@kryptid2800]

shes trying but she sounds more like miranda sings after smoking a cigarette everyday for 3 years.

[@Dominik-ez9gn]

So... what did we learn today kids. When a woman has a stomach ache shes pregnant and can feel the baby moving even though shes pregnant for like one month.

[@Foofi.e]

She's pregwick

[@krowwithakay]

Also to test for a pregnancy, put a thermometer in your mouth

[@toast8851]

Also she has no baby bump

[@JustaMomnFamily]

It’s gas bubbles

[@kamea2083]

she's pricklenut :0

[@guidoguido2245]

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

[@Logan50566]

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

[@albedox6428]

SCARYYYY KEN

[@datpsychoelische1018]

Its like a fever dream. The scary kind

[@albedox6428]

He is the devil

[@fortify6374]

I am a child and I 100% do not enjoy CandyKens content

[@kolehunert1682]

Same . I almost clicked off

[@raymacdee6285]

I can’t stop imagining what the camera person has to go through when filming this it must be pretty bad because they can’t seem to bare filming their faces

[@yeetyo2733]

he has ptsd when he sees a camera

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.

[@madebylily2726]

I was just looking for this comment.💀😭😂

[@silverrubymoon3574]

That’s such a burn

[@mrfish9672]

There’s an eyeball ring somewhere

[@chuckordinaasserordaorwhat7682]

They speak like Sims Characters too.

[@mothmanmother]

I literally can't tell what baby j even looks like the camera was so sporadic I never got a good look at her

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

he looks like if all of lisa frank’s designs were a person. and that person was a terrible terrible chaotic evil

[@keishaburns830]

Don’t disrespect Lisa Frank like that😕

[@janes8714]

don't diss lisa frank or the chaotic alignment

[@silgentx1774]

@@keishaburns830 Lisa Frank is a horrible person who mistreated her workers, lmao. Super long but interesting read about it: www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705/amp

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

silgentx wait that’s actually super interesting woah

[@empirecrumbles615]

*chaotic hitler

[@abbym.4745]

someone said the girl sounded like the "your actions have consequences" kid,and now i can't unhear it

[@myeverything9117]

oh my stars you're right

[@ratboygirl]

SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN LMAO

[@patrickburns7694]

Oh god

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

and the guy sounds like bartok the bat from anastasia

[@Sund00d]

Holy shit that’s what it is

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

I’m not only disturbed but genuinely terrified of this man’s content.

[@cringefailtastic]

This blows every ElsaGate channel out of the water

[@bradbrad0]

bro... he has a music video where his "member" is out

[@Juan-yn4zs]

Please let Danny be. I know he can get weird sometimes but deep down he's a good guy

[@bradbrad0]

@@Juan-yn4zs bro... Kandy ken not danny

[@Juan-yn4zs]

@@bradbrad0 issa joke my dude

[@Zensai5]

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

[@Zensai5]

He love that music

[@doogles.]

you might wanna get him checked out

[@Zensai5]

@@doogles. why?🤨

[@niawiththetiaidk]

how is your dog man?

[@Zensai5]

@@niawiththetiaidk he is gone😥

[@Classicallyfreya]

She sounds like she’s trying to be Miranda Sings even weirder sister

[@d7chen]

thats legit what i thought

[@brookelohara]

That’s exactly how she sounds😂

[@TitanHolefish]

Miranda sings is a lot better than him too lol

[@AleuBlackWolf]

She sounds like discount Miranda Sings but she has a sore throat all the time.

[@cheyennesebree6018]

Freya Hilder I thought it was her weird sister

[@nothatenjustsayn5043]

She sound like Miranda Sings when she was saying she was “pregnant”.

[@not.varmit149]

•smile sunset• she was pregnant ;-;

[@theletter5664]

@@not.varmit149 he didn't say she didn't mate

[@sophia-fd9sj]

Oh.Xhoney Bee cap bruh

[@lonestar3866]

Well, actually, she was picklenut.

[@catnipsmoker360]

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

[@deathhimself1427]

TAKE THE SHOT

[@KariTingy]

Please

[@user-ou7dl2zf7r]

The baby or the baby?

[@katebundy3074]

please do, just please shoot

[@A_Crusader]

Nah this kinda of funny

[@AdrianShephardOpposing]

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

[@Codenamejase90]

your my friend now

[@Codenamejase90]

he might be prickywack tho

[@AdrianShephardOpposing]

@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!

[@pealily28]

" IM DEFINITELY PRIGⁿT 🤓"

[@AdrianShephardOpposing]

@@pealily28 are you proggraggleranganut?

[@oliviabear6307]

“Saving turtles is a blast.” Shows a tortoise.

[@kagu2811]

Get noob

[@beni8482]

Get noob

[@Shablagoo69]

Saving turtles is a hobby

[@Cinnamon455]

your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.

[@realgandalf5094]

It had straws in its nose to

[@arbov9653]

This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.

[@kal9728]

I can't watch the video

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

They win the cringe crown

[@queenbee1115]

I couldn't even watch it lmao

[@madBossMike]

He is not ok

[@ILovePastaLawl]

It makes me wanna throw up

[@marvelousTUD]

The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….

[@crapjoe8634]

She's even worse than Miranda actually

[@jacobnavarro2442]

She actually reminds me of Sammyclassicsonicfan

[@briggyb]

Just going to say that!

[@honeydew5418]

Wow that’s so true

[@fliint4288]

People who think that voice is funny should have their comedy revoked

[@Soooshi.]

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

[@Leileii23]

SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch

[@Soooshi.]

@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us

[@Leileii23]

@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.

[@emmaconder7854]

10:00

[@emmaconder7854]

10:00

[@claire4983]

i'm genuinely concerned for anyone within a 21 mile radius of these people.

[@brooke6531]

I’m pretty sure I’m in about a 21 radius mile from lovely peaches 🥰

[@greentea8178]

"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby." *The baby becomes Candy Ken*

[@Houchurchill77]

Green Tea the ultimate crack baby

[@yeetyo2733]

much true

[@poshcat4380]

Lmao 😂 it’s true tho

[@dantespina7398]

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

[@GnogginGnome]

they're not sane

[@alyssab1650]

this was definitely hard to watch

[@cheri618]

i couldn’t even bare with this video

[@Rachel-hy4oq]

There is no guarantee...

[@rustarus6117]

Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living

[@anthonygraetz4746]

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

[@maxdyer6614]

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

[@sophiagarica6727]

Holly Dyer STOOP EET

[@nostalgicuniverse9747]

Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty

[@glamrat2437]

If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.

[@aaronlandry3934]

GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue

[@froggychair7295]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG

[@theSultanofSquares]

Going to be straight honest. It is a damn good thing Danny is as entertaining as he is, otherwise I could not have survived even the first 5 min... and... I still am not sure I did without losing a lot deep down inside of myself

[@sourpatchkids351]

i’ve watched this video 4 times already because of danny, but this is probably one of the hardest things i’ve ever had to watch. every time i watch it, part of my soul dies

[@baby-moon.]

“My bones are getting squishy”

[@blackwillow482]

Idk what I would do without him making this content so much more bareable :/

[@batsy_]

Seriously...I had to pause the video a few times to recollect myself after the shit that he was showing us.. I can't believe Danny had to watch that stuff without anything else beside it multiple times

[@Venelyne_R]

Candy Ken and his girlfriend are my sleep paralyzes demons...

[@wowimstillalive5878]

Candy ken: “tHe ViRuS cOuLd Be EvErYwHeRe!” Also candy ken: *proceeds to run around everywhere over the crosswalk and sidewalk*

[@simmideluxe7961]

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

[@anemoia3154]

the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

[@justrando2938]

Current joys pfp spotted

[@christinagurl0522]

I could have lived my entire life without knowing this guy existed

[@robespierre2837]

That would be a good life

[@synoxsis24]

Definitely prefered

[@seandude129]

Me too... could have loved a good life...

[@LordSkella]

I feel the same way. If it weren’t for this I’d have never encountered this Lisa Frank nightmare come to life.

[@L76-k8y]

That’s the Greg life

[@alyssa6166]

candy ken's girlfriend wants to be 2014 miranda sings so bad

[@coconutoncaffeine]

those guys' faces in the background at 10:46 expresses my emotions perfectly while watching candy ken's "content"

[@nabilisadork844]

I love how they felt the baby kick but they need a pregnancy test.

[@ninawth]

If you're pregnant, the obvious solution is a pregnancy test, so your *even more* aware that you're pregnant. Great plot.

[@_melodyx]

@@ninawth *visible confusion by their logic*

[@higg4209]

She could've eaten a live animal and felt it moving around in her stomach

[@nabilisadork844]

Higg 420 You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised If they actually did that.

[@ninawth]

@@higg4209 That does sound like the most logical explanation of this whole scenario.

[@kayden6099]

Finally someone is talking about this. This guy is actually terrifying

[@dynastymason5602]

Hes. My sleep paralysis demon frfr

[@lauraanne7108]

He’s in his own world

[@zuzanalovitt1325]

Kayden Purvis I know right?!?! He’s like the children’s version of any rapper who flexes

[@roboturtle08]

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

[@jaxonmourning]

their voices are just dollar store Borat and a horrific cross of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings

[@katthehuman5523]

SPOT ON.

[@shoko_swag6891]

“And I don’t wanna get copyright claimed-“ Billion Surprise Toys: *Are you sure about that*

[@knobblesobble]

strawberry_ pimp slapped by legal

[@wandering_fruitloaf7396]

I love your username haha

[@jona7357]

Le legal issues have arrived

[@hannahbloom]

Well, I see papa has been replaced is in my recommendations right now so idk what happened there but

[@meryem3138]

strawberry_ pimp 500th like and 5th reply

[@faithcantread]

His girlfriend is like a cross between the "actions have consequences" kid and Miranda sings

[@kennedyj9280]

Faith Simmerman YES

[@trishugnish]

This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen yet

[@andrive]

Lol

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

That’s perfect

[@shshyie]

I was literally just about to comment that she sounds like sammyclassicsonicfan

[@Yeeticus31]

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

[@CascadePSA]

The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥

[@albedox6428]

I have a stroke whenever I hear his voice

[@Fw.4rthur]

Yeah, I was like, "Whoa! So this is how it feels to be high..."

[@braxcy3359]

Its her bally as she says

[@latifax6655]

Yeah I'm tired

[@jona7357]

I think i’ll sleep too. Not because of the voices, but because his shirt is giving me a seizure.

[@stefansneck5778]

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

[@TheCitiesHobbyist]

Yes

[@maddyw22_]

I love that vid

[@maddyw22_]

@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.

[@Encantana.]

I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.

[@skynash4331]

Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a

[@kyetokace1199]

I have never been so uncomfortable for such a long period of time. I think this video made me feel a new emotion, kind of like watching cringe but then suddenly a child gets badly hurt...but for 17 minutes. The hydro guys video was also pretty weird . Great video though!

[@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737]

this feeling is so accurate

[@joemama7236]

The video is one long cringe

[@mangomango4036]

Very descriptive...

[@michaelczesnozki1671]

I... uh... Ok, I can’t describe the feeling. But you nailed it

[@vaibhav_xo5534]

Kyeto Kace I cringed so hard my soul left my body and it came back after the videos over💀👻

[@kyatheidiot9955]

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

[@welpadoo3198]

3:26 "my bones are getting squishy" nice scales reference there danny

[@thatonekid6972]

Wth is scales????

[@kazootwo4515]

It’s a video Danny made

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Damien Seifert kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXylhImhZ6psppo It’s a reference to this video

[@immatryanddostuff4416]

My bones hurt when I read this

[@nylito1]

Ikr! Oml i watxhed that movie yesterday ▼・ᴥ・▼シ

[@leviw3329]

I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two

[@ItsJoaquinxd]

lol

[@nancybetters6243]

Right lol from the mermaid movie review

[@tnttime5091]

I know right

[@walterwhite4453]

Guys my bones are getting squishy!

[@zkelanimlz]

@@walterwhite4453 mine too!

[@teclinsoro4523]

not only did danny write a seizure warning, he also put the exact timestamp of the area in both the comments and the title. you’re awesome, dude

[@Dr4gon_k1tties]

Your pfp is just 👌

[@starrysoleil]

I'm an epileptic, and many photosensitive epileptic's would appreciate it.

[@Icetastesgood]

Cringe

[@emilyrieck5252]

AND in the title. some youtubers might think "well then it'll ruin the title."

[@bebobebo42069]

@@Icetastesgood preventing seizures is cringe 👍

[@Mag3.1415]

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

[@emmaconder7854]

9:26

[@emmaconder7854]

9:26

[@kaityr9693]

I actively hated every moment of their "content" and it felt like inhumane torture. Thanks!

[@pollygotacracker9396]

Kaity R honestkysame lol

[@roboticrat7165]

Lol

[@itsamesophie5448]

AGREED

[@BassProThotts]

Fax do

[@achilles3139]

You straight up telling facts

[@LizzieShiro]

I feel like his content should be that of either a fever dream or a really bad high.

[@meganjones3427]

@LEGO Darth Vader i know what it says, but what *are* you saying?

[@agentbonniespy]

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

[@GoldStarLord]

Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board

[@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307]

Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better

[@AstridCobalt]

@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?

[@mylesisatree4612]

@@AstridCobalt because it's funny

[@kiranseusanker2426]

P R E G A N A N A N T

[@FRESHBOOYAH]

You should check up on him again. He had this really crazy and weird switch up. He went from vsco to “ALPHA SIGMA MALE”

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

No damn way

[@idontevenknowwhatimdoing5018]

i just imagine danny’s wife coming home and just hearing danny screaming “IM PREGNANT IM PRECANET” over and over again thinking he’s going insane

[@DrEggo-js5ee]

No shes PRIGGLENACKONUT

[@user-qo6dn5kx9u]

Can baby have baby?

[@noddlesnnoddles3063]

@@user-qo6dn5kx9u Top 10 questions not even science can answer.

[@DrEggo-js5ee]

@Isabella Steller But mostly prinklecrinkle

[@chitae8551]

She Gregnant

[@Ican3sleepxd]

Imagine you walking on the beach and seeing these people screaming “and i oop” while looking like they got beaten up by a skittle

[@Dablooner]

Lmfao

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

"BEATEN UP BY A SKITTLE" OH MY FUCKING GOD IM DYING

[@ruskah0307]

@@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN you need cpr or smthn?

[@GeorgieAekara]

Lmao BEATEN UP BY A SKITTLE (๑>ꇴ< ๑)

[@danyfirerloveluck5548]

Imagine you are in the farmacy because your wife could be pregnant, you are just so happy because you have tried it but haven’t work and then tho two people came like that and talking like if they were having a seizure seeing like if they were joking about pregnancy

[@CometMothman]

*The girl sounds like if “your actions have consequences” kid and Miranda sings had a kid*

[@confetti_kisses427]

I l l e g a l

[@adeer87]

Don’t do my boi Sammy like this

[@_justanartistthere_8806]

Honestly, my first thought for “your actions have consequences” was lemongrab from adventure time.

[@waifu_png_pl6854]

do not disrespect the real sonic fan

[@cabbageeater2084]

Factsss

[@pocket_possum]

No joke i literally had to turn my black and white filter on my phone to watch this my eyes literally started to hurt

[@its_epictyler9317]

petition to make “my bones are getting squishy” merch

[@youngpop8696]

He should just review movies full time honestly

[@avababy24]

Yesssss

[@absolutesnails6733]

No it should be “Squishy Bones Gang”

[@minamasson6993]

this is the best idea

[@earthtoursamajor]

I would buy it

[@oliviafrazier3596]

I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.

[@g0o0ey]

LMAO

[@AsgardianQueen]

Well, I feel like I have more resistance to Flashing Color than Flashing Black and White.

[@debble.the.silly.]

And over here I thought my comment was original Oh well

[@pleasesendhelp6951]

I have no history with seizures but I think I may have now.

[@tylerredforge5563]

Same

[@ZekeRawrX3]

I love how Danny keeps referencing his “my bones are getting squishy” joke. Because I love it 💀 edit: some rat told me i said “i love it” twice in this sentence so i now feel the need to apologize to everyone. 🙏 im sorry for the in convenience in your day, i will never have a spelling mistake ever again. i was in a dark place, and i will change, i promise. these next chapters of my life will have no grammar mistakes. thank you for your time.

[@Aurielle137]

Guys my bones getting squishy

[@shrimpbean]

@@Aurielle137 at night they get squeshy but

[@hello_everynyan]

YEESS FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT!!!

[@kvgiris]

my stiff mass (no not THAT part you dirty bastard)

[@naimahford847]

same

[@cameronkinmon]

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

[@practicalatheism]

most of the comments are about the girlfriend, but can we focus on the camera guy? wtf is he filming? half of the video he isn’t even filming their faces...wtf is going on with them...

[@uglytm1481]

Pretty sure theyre all on drugs or something lmao what even are those videos

[@shely_D7vil]

If you think about it, the camera guy is probably seeing how horribly bad their acting is, so he is trying to not show their faces so it can look just a little more natural

[@cyllyastar]

ꨄ ఌ they took some hardcore cocaine And a lot of meth

[@deuders8574]

i feel like he does that whenever theyre close to breaking character? like an unexpected smile or if theyre about to laugh,,, but i do agree it sucks bc were missing 90% of the content

[@thaleiasarafianou]

They're on drugs its the only explanation

[@JC-gg5ek]

I feel like the “bones getting squishy” joke from “scales a mermaid tale” is gonna appear in every video as a recurring joke

[@queenjayisokay1989]

I can see that

[@MurphyMosby]

Which, you know, is fair. That movie deserves to be bullied for the rest of eternity.

[@nastia8921]

JoeyTime XD why did you say that this is supposed to be an og greg joke that no craigs will understand

[@kathryndavis9116]

JoeyTime XD I thought it was called “scales mermaids are real” 😂😂😂

[@FreshPugMemes]

I agree

[@rocketgod6808]

Just because HE didn’t kiss her doesn’t mean she couldn’t get perganat.

[@sadCasserole]

Sorry to be "that guy", but *pregnant* After seeing the replies I have realized that I am a fucking idiot that got whooshed

[@cosqueen3756]

my life is a mess it’s a joke fin the video

[@thesushi1947]

@@sadCasserole _thats probably the joke_

[@kim-ld8en]

my life is a mess sorry to be “that guy”, but r/whoosh

[@aa_torii]

Children:

[@lany1534]

“hey guys, my girlfriends prickywat” IM SCREAMING😭😭😭

[@soop5467]

I feel so sorry for their neighbors. It's likke middle of the day, they're trying to do some work and they just hear: *"I'M PREGANANT, I'M PREGNNT, I'M PRICKLENUT!"*

[@diskdem0n]

@Stella Bourne DAMN IT I WAD GONNA SAY THAT

[@lukemonahan7076]

P R E G O

[@c4tl0verr50]

P r e g g e r s

[@ray-ray6609]

OH MY GOD I'M DYING

[@professionalpoopyhed]

PICKLERICK

[@ERFMXVCC]

The girlfriend's voice sounds like she's actively trying to escape this world, like I am after hearing it

[@panicstorm3533]

Xervelgarde can I just say ur profile pic 😌👌

[@_melodyx]

@@panicstorm3533 *EAT T H I S*

[@avadyer8599]

Nice pfp👌

[@Em-yr7jg]

she sounds like she is trying to be the new "Miranda Sings"

[@gokinezula1689]

@@Em-yr7jg yes

[@ThemanthelegendKenny]

“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her” That would be the saddest relationship ever

[@biorn1255]

the video is targeted at 2 year olds so it makes sense tbh

[@bandito_person]

Biorn125 true

[@Lily-1175]

Who’s gonna tell him?

[@bandito_person]

This is Lily who?

[@bubblebeean]

saddest relationship for the guy 👀

[@beepbeepboopbap]

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

[@grasslandbagels]

THEY DO ONLY FANS???? idk why that’s so shocking to me but it is.

[@cornchips3285]

The fact that they made children’s content and only fans content is crazy

[@cornchips3285]

@@grasslandbagelshonestly their videos are so weirdly fetishy I’m not super surprised

[@vrose6051]

It’s like the start of a really bad porn

[@flup1303]

Davannah Røse bruh

[@PerthiticPink]

Davannah Røse like a creepy one that makes me wanna puke bc of all the bright colors and neons being thrown at me

[@pizzaguy2007]

All you will see is their shoulders tho

[@louschwick7301]

@@PerthiticPink so ... furry porn?

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.

[@welcomedchip9644]

SomeGacha Boi ye I agree

[@lilyvaknin7650]

And dying

[@hulya2431]

omg yes XD

[@ラーメン-j8f]

I was the 666th like .

[@itz_snowyowl3052]

SamValeCa Aguilar omg ur soooo right!

[@HIHI-ft6fi]

His girlfriend sounds like that headache you get after wearing a low-quality plastic headband crossed with- like we all know- Maranda Sings crossed with a dying cat

[@user-ch6xl1zc6k]

She sounds like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth mixed with a fork on a chalkboard

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

she sound like the kid with asthma is trying to insult someone

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

She sounds like if I hit my head against the wall really hard 20 times then watched Back Off Haters then brushed my teeth and then drank orange juice

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy damn

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

floofy haired fool Tell me I’m wrong

[@Opalescence00]

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

[@wherearetheturtles3963]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

[@spacebunny9116]

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*

[@GoldenAshesss]

FRICKING FRICK

[@idkwholizzieis]

*YOU FRICKIN **_FRI C K S_*

[@chris-mc9uu]

YOU HAVE OFFICUALLY MADE ME LOoSe mY mAaRbLesS

[@gangsadnessonyt]

i love the internet

[@juliajohnson6629]

I don’t think even a brain transplant will remove this from my memory

[@fancyender5916]

It's embedded into your soul

[@Maradrafts]

I feel like I've had a brain transplant after watching this, only people forgot to put in a replacement brain. (Also heck them for not respecting basic social distancing procedures. Like, seriously,why would you do this?)

[@isabellefleszar5851]

This is actually a serious documentary about a man whose girlfriend has IBS

[@cybernatedcourpse]

Isabelle Fleszar LMAO

[@spacellamamk1]

Honestly that's how I wake up every day

[@sarahlovee4229]

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing. Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good KZbin videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel) Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)