Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors

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PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

[@khyati1035]

This so funny lmao

[@petro612]

Thank you.👍🏻

[@MilkyWay-gi8km]

we love an unproblematic king

[@sttrrst]

threw some shade

[@yasssmne9315]

*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking ) btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny

[@shannonjackson9778]

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

[@valenzvl5575]

im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream

[@kleinerfuchs6208]

100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up

[@shannonjackson9778]

@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia

[@ohboi3274]

yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing

[@maxdyer6614]

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

[@sophiagarica6727]

Holly Dyer STOOP EET

[@nostalgicuniverse9747]

Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty

[@glamrat2437]

If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.

[@aaronlandry3934]

GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue

[@froggychair7295]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG

[@matthew69yearsago70]

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

[@Chicken87]

Ik😂

[@molliez]

Your username confused me. 😂

[@kellyhewson9377]

i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scizzobabe12]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@k6nifes]

SAME

[@katiestott1449]

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@dahliabarnds6310]

Same as @afellowpotato.

[@katiestott1449]

@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!

[@kab9706]

Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.

[@catnipsmoker360]

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

[@deathhimself1427]

TAKE THE SHOT

[@KariTingy]

Please

[@user-ou7dl2zf7r]

The baby or the baby?

[@katebundy3074]

please do, just please shoot

[@A_Crusader]

Nah this kinda of funny

[@Hailoow]

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

[@zeeecoral]

Thank you!!!

[@sophie0313]

Wait that’s so accurate

[@woof1028]

wait a minute you’re right haha

[@ilikejampie1605]

His name is sammyclassicsonicfan

[@katrinepetersen1095]

wait.... holy crap you're right

[@Gwen_Elyse12]

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

Fr poor kid

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭

[@NikoQuinn]

They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child

[@katharineball585]

She got PREGANET for real this time lol

[@deanherring3622]

I feel bad for the kid

[@M2ofEMMM]

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

[@kaitlynhewlin]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

[@Rufus_Roberts22]

So a normal one?

[@sydneyvasquez3523]

Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly

[@grayson2852]

I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭

[@thatsokay1701]

I literally came to say this Hhehe

[@BenDover-gg3rp]

Or black tar heroin

[@Hippolyta.]

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

[@Hippolyta.]

And him saying that he didn't get her pregnant bc thats dirty and they havent even kissed is also very Miranda Sings-esque and she also says "are you frickin crazy" all the time

[@nxcromxncer]

But miranda sings is so much better than this

[@maddiem5371]

vanessa ik it’s so cringey when other people try to copy her “accent” 😂

[@B0NEM4RROW]

vanessa they’re 100% trying to copy her-

[@kryptid2800]

shes trying but she sounds more like miranda sings after smoking a cigarette everyday for 3 years.

[@guidoguido2245]

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

[@CRYSTELLAANN]

69 likes! -oh wait...

[@Zensai5]

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

[@Zensai5]

He love that music

[@doogles.]

you might wanna get him checked out

[@Zensai5]

@@doogles. why?🤨

[@NiaReshay01]

how is your dog man?

[@Zensai5]

@@NiaReshay01 he is gone😥

[@nalynnsansaneeyawet3136]

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

[@pocky3308]

ikr it's so annoying

[@squindle.]

shes like HHHHHHHHH

[@someoneelse8239]

Me with my history teacher istg

[@michaelak6753]

honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day

[@ocean7889]

same

[@agentbonniespy]

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

[@GoldStarLord]

Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board

[@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307]

Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better

[@AstridCobalt]

@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?

[@mylesisatree4612]

@@AstridCobalt because it's funny

[@kiranseusanker2426]

P R E G A N A N A N T

[@beepbeepboopbap]

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

[@grasslandbagels]

THEY DO ONLY FANS???? idk why that’s so shocking to me but it is.

[@thecerealprovider3831]

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

[@Codenamejase90]

your my friend now

[@Codenamejase90]

he might be prickywack tho

[@thecerealprovider3831]

@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!

[@zeph4799]

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

[@Max_The_Flower]

HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!

[@zeph4799]

NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day

[@zeph4799]

Max Flower I’m doing my best :(

[@eustacebagge6852]

Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn

[@jimmilton8333]

Fuck someone else made this comment

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

[@Kinopio710]

Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah

[@eddietozier3206]

I went down to the comments Right when that was happening

[@justabasicemo3476]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[@YungRasputin]

Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.

[@deawinter]

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

[@Mag3.1415]

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

[@troyroberts9076]

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

[@spookyman5ever]

dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg

[@DerrickJerome.]

UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan

[@overseasonedlamb5604]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN *THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*

[@gokinezula1689]

yes

[@filiplayz1893]

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

[@kittystetson6737]

WHERES THE LIE??!!

[@cringeproductions6136]

Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome (EDIT: i am joking)

[@Serafact.]

IM PREGONATER

[@joka4448]

Cdf Splash your joking right

[@filiplayz1893]

Cdf Splash haha

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

[@simmideluxe7961]

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

[@haileys4381]

My brain just can't accept that these people are real.

[@Veegs.]

It’s insane how much dignity people are willing to trade for views from 11 year olds

[@Nehu_22]

Yeah, it hurts to watch someone doing horrible content like this, and practically humiliating themselves for some views. But the worst part is the kids that watch them when they could be watching someone else who at least cares about what they do

[@salty5861]

knowing that the do exist hurts my soul

[@mariamgomaa1242]

Vigul My 11 year old genius friend: I can’t believe my people watch this crap! I lost brain cells in the first 5 seconds.

[@AUGGHAHAHA]

I have lost so many brain cells looking at clips of this guy

[@dantespina7398]

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

[@GnogginGnome]

they're not sane

[@alyssab1650]

this was definitely hard to watch

[@cheri618]

i couldn’t even bare with this video

[@Rachel-hy4oq]

There is no guarantee...

[@rustarus6117]

Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living

[@kyatheidiot9955]

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

[@Rottweilerlover0311]

I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two

[@hwrencleaveland459]

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

[@idkwholizzieis]

Hannah Cleaveland FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@thefadingmelody163]

I know! It’s like if Miranda Sings took a hit of acid or some shit

[@alexandria3583]

but she can't do it right so she sounds like marge simpson too 😂

[@t.o.m_is_a_writer]

You got 619 likes in 49 minutes._.

[@PepperBeou]

Ok

[@amconnor3855]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

[@tomlenid699]

When will you learn

[@foodcourtcreature]

Connor White on god

[@ursidae97]

WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??

[@txby6167]

now i can’t unhear it

[@laurenc4138]

Why does she kinda look like that kid too

[@Yeeticus31]

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

[@Soooshi.]

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

[@Leileii23]

SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch

[@Soooshi.]

@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us

[@Leileii23]

@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.

[@fictionphilia]

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

[@joe2259]

EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@whatisthis119]

Sounds like my voice cracks

[@shotototoroki6169]

simply scaarlet ikr

[@mysticsalute2443]

simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan

[@divine6867]

EXACTLY HOMIE

[@acoldgoose5253]

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

[@ArtFromAurora]

Misread this as "eternally on crack" and I'd still agree tbh lmao

[@whovian7381]

She sounds like me when in trying to shout at someone

[@rosin_eater]

@@ArtFromAurora I mean both are true

[@cuteygooki]

Nice hat

[@lauver_.0]

Yeah tbh it does...

[@rcoderprogramming7727]

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

[@sinahicruz96]

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

[@calowenby1654]

Huh. That's neat.

[@sinahicruz96]

@@calowenby1654 Yup

[@marvelousTUD]

The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….

[@crapjoe8634]

She's even worse than Miranda actually

[@jacobnavarro2442]

She actually reminds me of Sammyclassicsonicfan

[@briggyb]

Just going to say that!

[@honeydew5418]

Wow that’s so true

[@fliint4288]

People who think that voice is funny should have their comedy revoked

[@Logan50566]

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

[@albedox6428]

SCARYYYY KEN

[@datpsychoelische1018]

Its like a fever dream. The scary kind

[@albedox6428]

He is the devil

[@fortify6374]

I am a child and I 100% do not enjoy CandyKens content

[@kolehunert1682]

Same . I almost clicked off

[@Opalescence00]

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

[@roboturtle08]

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

[@stefansneck5778]

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

[@TheCitiesHobbyist]

Yes

[@maddyw22_]

I love that vid

[@maddyw22_]

@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.

[@Encantana.]

I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.

[@skynash4331]

Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a

[@heirkind]

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

[@yawnlion4375]

hi john

[@joebloggs6922]

It felt like one of those weird kids programs on steroids.

[@deadkoldun2731]

@@joebloggs6922 B O O H B A H

[@deadaccount4164]

Yeah like wtf is up with that

[@nothoughtsheadempty4650]

Geez how do kids watch this stuff? Idk man I'm just hoping they don't encounter it

[@anthonygraetz4746]

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

[@DianasPlace4]

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

[@bootje99]

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy. But the fairy is Miranda sings.

[@noopthenoop]

this is the most accurate thing ever

[@lauraanne7108]

Spot on

[@umadbro3923]

Lol

[@nicolinasmith8986]

HAHAHA

[@Soapcookies]

they were cursed.

[@agathapizzolito4701]

the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...

[@deityofchaosandkindness]

Agatha Pizzolito and she wants us to know our actions have consequences

[@justanoverconfidentguitarist]

I was thinking that!

[@Eva-fv5wk]

Agatha Pizzolito i saw her saying she’s sick on the fyp :/

[@tarynmckinney2620]

i was looking for a miranda sings comment. i think she sounds like a miranda sings knock-off

[@Eva-fv5wk]

Taryn Mckinney lmao yea

[@coconutoncaffeine]

those guys' faces in the background at 10:46 expresses my emotions perfectly while watching candy ken's "content"

[@fictionboysarebetter4993]

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

[@DOfreakNUT]

i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it

[@DOfreakNUT]

and just the audio was still overwhelming

[@theo_aetc]

big agree, i hate them so much :/

[@fabulouskelly3438]

same!!! i lowkey just wanna put on subtitles and turn the volume off :p

[@ahunt8992]

Same..

[@nesa2114]

Currently doing exactly that

[@marieoliveira7]

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

[@basicbas4897]

The fuck I don’t know these people

[@jrcraig9791]

Who's the when will you learn video

[@jrcraig9791]

Actually ik all of them

[@soncithehedgog]

SammyClassicSonicFan

[@jovialjuliantv1131]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

[@Adelaide__1]

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

[@lucifer-ic9th]

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.

[@madebylily2726]

I was just looking for this comment.💀😭😂

[@silverrubymoon3574]

That’s such a burn

[@mrfish9672]

There’s an eyeball ring somewhere

[@chuckordinaasserordaorwhat7682]

They speak like Sims Characters too.

[@mothmanmother]

I literally can't tell what baby j even looks like the camera was so sporadic I never got a good look at her

[@greentea8178]

"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby." *The baby becomes Candy Ken*

[@dragoonslayer69]

Green Tea the ultimate crack baby

[@yeetyo2733]

much true

[@poshcat4380]

Lmao 😂 it’s true tho

[@cameronkinmon]

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

[@ekstanton1]

Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@abbym.4745]

someone said the girl sounded like the "your actions have consequences" kid,and now i can't unhear it

[@myeverything9117]

oh my stars you're right

[@ratboygirl]

SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN LMAO

[@patrickburns7694]

Oh god

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

and the guy sounds like bartok the bat from anastasia

[@Sund00d]

Holy shit that’s what it is

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

I’m not only disturbed but genuinely terrified of this man’s content.

[@cringefailtastic]

This blows every ElsaGate channel out of the water

[@bradbrad0]

bro... he has a music video where his "member" is out

[@Juan-yn4zs]

Please let Danny be. I know he can get weird sometimes but deep down he's a good guy

[@bradbrad0]

@@Juan-yn4zs bro... Kandy ken not danny

[@Juan-yn4zs]

@@bradbrad0 issa joke my dude

[@gothamcowboy]

its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

I love these videos so much! It’s a shame that Danny isn’t a real person.

[@asmosfiance2850]

“I’m pregent” “I’m pragnt” “I’m prugent” woooah guys she’s pregent, pragnt, and prugent

[@asmosfiance2850]

sonic_man 10 uh ok

[@memoryl3ne6]

Unrated comment :/

[@asmosfiance2850]

k a r m a N a g r a what?

[@popycorn3005]

Is she Protogent?

[@asmosfiance2850]

Popycorn 300 I don’t know maybe? She needs to spill the tea*

[@debatablyaveragemale5483]

Danny, you don’t have to hurt yourself for our sakes.

[@Personinplaid]

exactly

[@alias4795]

I agree.

[@Papierflugzeug95]

He absolutely has to. If he hurts us like that, he gotta hurt himself.

[@marsbarr4144]

Dude if he had to go through it we do too 😂

[@liquidwater1204]

Moustahe of Power i really could’ve lived without knowing this guy existed

[@ElonMusketeer4]

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

[@DeutschesSoldat1916]

3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.

[@welcomedchip9644]

SomeGacha Boi ye I agree

[@lilyvaknin7650]

And dying

[@hulya2431]

omg yes XD

[@user-qo2qj4cq4i]

I was the 666th like .

[@itz_snowyowl3052]

SamValeCa Aguilar omg ur soooo right!

[@juliajohnson6629]

I don’t think even a brain transplant will remove this from my memory

[@fancyender5916]

It's embedded into your soul

[@Maradrafts]

I feel like I've had a brain transplant after watching this, only people forgot to put in a replacement brain. (Also heck them for not respecting basic social distancing procedures. Like, seriously,why would you do this?)

[@Charlien8]

His videos make me feel high

[@Sodi_The_Weidro_]

Same ngl

[@sarahlovee4229]

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing. Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good KZbin videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel) Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)

[@a.j.chapman1777]

"It's my baeally" "Your bawlly?" "My beaelly" I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

[@foussi739]

More like from runforthecube.

[@thephoenix9148]

Omg yes 😂😂😂

[@candle_wax3807]

True that

[@Cygerion]

lets together baby

[@cobyzues2795]

BTS?

[@arbov9653]

This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.

[@kal9728]

I can't watch the video

[@Chloe-bf3uj]

They win the cringe crown

[@queenbee1115]

I couldn't even watch it lmao

[@madBossMike]

He is not ok

[@ILovePastaLawl]

It makes me wanna throw up

[@timmyisababe25]

I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.

[@seroquelchamber]

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

[@liamcodyy]

The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

Library Media Center OMG, I can both taste it AND feel it! 😵🤢

[@arkuai]

Person below likes lolis

[@yeetyo2733]

ahhh nice and minty

[@phoebedarlingg7714]

Thats the best taste tho

[@coolman554]

*y e s*

[@marisagarcia5431]

this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is

[@claire207]

Marisa Garcia totally! When I was 6 or 7 my belly was rumbling. I thought that it was a baby kicking in my belly and freaked out because I thought I was pregnant

[@bubblymilkshake9055]

Totally!

[@bubblymilkshake9055]

@@nou5577 I think it's more of a 5 years old. When I was 8, I didn't thought that.

[@aki9059]

I was 4 when I learned about sex and shit so unfortunately I was very aware about everything 😞

[@laura-yd3fv]

Aki why so young?

[@StarBlurn]

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

[@Pencil_no.2]

Danny always finds a way to make me laugh

[@christinagurl0522]

I could have lived my entire life without knowing this guy existed

[@robespierre2837]

That would be a good life

[@synoxsis24]

Definitely prefered

[@seandude129]

Me too... could have loved a good life...

[@LordSkella]

I feel the same way. If it weren’t for this I’d have never encountered this Lisa Frank nightmare come to life.

[@user-de9kf1rz2w]

That’s the Greg life

[@illy274]

"Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that." "I have Candy Ken as a parent"

[@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631]

“Oh fuc- well I’ve been beat-“

[@chickenandchips1263]

She's been beat.

[@nobodyimportant3009]

Lord I hope they dont have kids

[@Maukiki]

@colorado_ native L0l

[@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631]

colorado_ native Imagine how confused the child would be Like the camera man randomly starts to recorded them His mother starts to make a marge Simpson impression His father acts - like - idk what to say. The camera man keeps zooming in the child’s ear / neck His mother starts peeing randomly His father dances with the mother for no reason randomly

[@Kennedy-228]

I love candy dan

[@Amai.roses06]

how does your hair always look so fabulous?!?!

[@maplelk9675]

I had to pause in the middle, go to a psychiatrist, get therapy, had to isolate myself, got married, had a child, before I could finish.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Can't believe that took you 5 months

[@bixbygal05]

@@funnylittlecreature they are clearly from the future

[@AK-vz3zo]

And got mentally ill and died Just a joke no offence

[@all-starmovies4676]

I nearly turned insane but thankfully the ad break showed up and saved my mental health

[@nononeofit7783]

@@AK-vz3zo It isn't even offensive.

[@oliviabear6307]

“Saving turtles is a blast.” Shows a tortoise.

[@kagu2811]

Get noob

[@beni8482]

Get noob

[@Shablagoo69]

Saving turtles is a hobby

[@Cinnamon455]

your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.

[@realgandalf5094]

It had straws in its nose to

[@SelenophileLeague]

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

[@RipMyTamagachi]

It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”

[@nabilisadork844]

I love how they felt the baby kick but they need a pregnancy test.

[@ninawth]

If you're pregnant, the obvious solution is a pregnancy test, so your *even more* aware that you're pregnant. Great plot.

[@_melodyx]

@@ninawth *visible confusion by their logic*

[@higg4209]

She could've eaten a live animal and felt it moving around in her stomach

[@nabilisadork844]

Higg 420 You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised If they actually did that.

[@ninawth]

@@higg4209 That does sound like the most logical explanation of this whole scenario.

[@its_epictyler9317]

petition to make “my bones are getting squishy” merch

[@youngpop8696]

He should just review movies full time honestly

[@avababy24]

Yesssss

[@absolutesnails6733]

No it should be “Squishy Bones Gang”

[@minamasson6993]

this is the best idea

[@earthtoursamajor]

I would buy it

[@kimi4787]

The outro is my favorite ever

[@Crow_ferret]

this is my comfort video

[@Sayori393]

His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...

[@sayariaimotosayorisoldsist2727]

I saw rem

[@sayariaimotosayorisoldsist2727]

Also hows it hanging 🤗🤗

[@princesspeach7936]

THATS A MAP! THATS A MAP!

[@clarionclear5771]

It doesn't help that she looks like the characature of an teen girl from a Disney channel show.

[@princesspeach7936]

@@clarionclear5771 yep

[@granny_ducc]

i keep expecting his girlfriend to say “ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ,,, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉqᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ??”

[@chanslefteyebruh6167]

If this comment don't blow up I'mma tickle my nostrils

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

@@chanslefteyebruh6167 do it anyway

[@chanslefteyebruh6167]

@@prakonekeophanthavady7934 ah shite good idea. One second. Okay done. *sneezes on u*

[@sophiajoson3308]

chan's left eye bruh Uh oh we are gonna get corona:0

[@creeperhunterandy]

For a minute I was convinced that when she said frick it was literally a voice clip of Sammy

[@Harper.aesthetics]

I love this video so much I watch it all the time I laugh every time it’s so funny keep up the hard work good job

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

im tired just watching this its so overwhelming

[@bliplmao9845]

His girlfriend sounds like the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?” Kid

[@charcoal9145]

YES 😭

[@numburger]

I said the same exact thing to myself

[@H0elessromantic]

don't insult the kid like that!

[@ingridisaviolet8498]

But that kid was actually funny

[@boop6169]

He sounds like she’s trying to be Miranda sings

[@claire4983]

i'm genuinely concerned for anyone within a 21 mile radius of these people.

[@brooke6531]

I’m pretty sure I’m in about a 21 radius mile from lovely peaches 🥰

[@sweep8311]

@@brooke6531 *oh no.*

[@rQcc00n]

this video is very iconic because danny is actually prickywack

[@Hedghog_]

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

[@kaityr9693]

I actively hated every moment of their "content" and it felt like inhumane torture. Thanks!

[@pollygotacracker9396]

Kaity R honestkysame lol

[@roboticrat7165]

Lol

[@itsamesophie5448]

AGREED

[@arabmanjr727]

Fax do

[@achilles3139]

You straight up telling facts

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

he looks like if all of lisa frank’s designs were a person. and that person was a terrible terrible chaotic evil

[@keishaburns830]

Don’t disrespect Lisa Frank like that😕

[@janes8714]

don't diss lisa frank or the chaotic alignment

[@silgentx1774]

@@keishaburns830 Lisa Frank is a horrible person who mistreated her workers, lmao. Super long but interesting read about it: www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705/amp

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

silgentx wait that’s actually super interesting woah

[@empirecrumbles615]

*chaotic hitler

[@_edible_]

9:56 oh my god ive rewatched this so many times please i think im being hypnotized