the weirdest youtube shorts i could find

edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

[@noraunhappy]

The only realistic response from that pizza guy would be to say “Sir I’ve got like 5 more deliveries to make in the next 30 minutes or I’m gonna get fired.”

[@Maukiki]

Hell also get fired if he just cuts a woman with scissors so he better stop

[@kezia-B95]

The pizza guy looks like the doctor

[@sprinkleofsuga7186]

Literally! Delivery drivers often take multiple deliveries at a time to save time so there's gonna be some angry people with cold pizza if he procrastinated by doing... whatever that video is supposed to be...

[@boy_girl_cat_party1824]

Yeah, I’m a delivery driver and my response to any wacky shit that people try to pull is to just bolt back to my car because I do not have the time or money to deal with bullshittery

[@the_local_bigamist]

I hate to admit that I know this but there is a "trend" in amateur p*rn (although a lot of it will likely be fake amateur cos people watch these vids) in which a delivery guy shows up and a woman answers the door, naked. As you can imagine, the "real" versions of this stunt/prank/whatever just lead to some poor guy who is obviously really weirded out by the whole thing, face blurred and he awkwardly shuffles away to get on with his job. Basically a form of sexual assault. Horrible stuff and my guess is that this channel uses kinda semi-pornographic content for views.

[@beefymegasupreme]

danny's aesthetic is definitely "newborn baby's nursery room"

[@Maukiki]

Or animated pixar character lmaooa

[@ohsehundinfiresman9726]

Too accurate!

[@clxudy69]

yes with the asthma poster in the back🥺🥺🥺

[@DayoOgunde]

i’m saying

[@elifishwhat]

I like how it's not even his room aesthetic, it's *his* aesthetic. Accurate.

[@rowan404]

It seems to be one of those oddly-specific fetish channels, with the fetishes in question being unwrapping, doctors, and military personnel.

[@sophiathefurbst]

Don’t forget cheating/being cheated on Also seems to be something with money?

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

Yeah that's what I thought too

[@ursidae97]

@@sophiathefurbst no the fetish is being confronted for your infidelity

[@Luffy-su1ho]

@@sophiathefurbst ntr

[@mitskilover_jenna]

bananalovesyoutoo 💀

[@calismith1867]

Danny unknowingly watching fetish videos is something so him

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@Skelly_Chanyou would be surprised

[@susmongusidkaltaccountbass4301]

@@Skelly_Chanwtf is wrong with you

[@anglepsycho]

How do people even notice they're fetish videos?? Is it something about formatting, dialogue, shot style....?

[@obsidiansnowflake]

@@anglepsycho Basically, if its prolonged on one thing or focusing on something weird, its fetish. I.E. some of those 5 minute craft clones that focus on the feet, videos of women doing something seemingly innocuous and moaning or making sounds that seem sexual, etc.

[@wafflekat]

@@anglepsycho in a lot of the videos they have something they have to finish but they take forever and the taking forever to finish doing something is attractive to certain people???I really don't know but I saw someone say that so yea

[@PolyChromium]

Proposing to someone’s girlfriend in front of them, using *their* ring, is an absolute power move

[@rebeccadeets6604]

you're an absolute power move

[@adriyaevans]

@@rebeccadeets6604 no you’re an absolute power move

[@iambeautiful1188]

@@adriyaevans no you're an absolute power move

[@Tsuyoshi_Kanda]

@@iambeautiful1188 no *I* am an absolute power move!

[@yejiluvrr]

@@Tsuyoshi_Kanda lol no I am an absolute power move

[@vera-whatsurdiscord]

finally someones talking about the weird ass shit thats happening in yt shorts

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear ca

[@sophiarmcfillin]

@@AxxLAfriku period

[@v_fugu]

fr, my normal recommended videos are all criticizing capitalism and just generally very leftist and I open shorts and get ben shapiro

[@nishikaprasad8139]

hahaha why is that a mood

[@maybelater2160]

It shows me like five videos of stuff I'm actually semi interested in, and then It shows me random transphobic bullshit or some 7-year-olds' slime review with 7 views. KZbin shorts in like Tiktok but with all the stuff that I actually liked taken out of it. The algorithm is nonsensical and you can't even delete it without giving up on a whole app. It will still get the tweens mindlessly scrolling for hours just the stuff they are beeing fed gets more and more shallow and borderline dangerous.

[@Nicbudd]

6:19 Oh god that's where I recognize this guy from. I've been cubing for a long time, and while I'm not an expert, I'm decently sure this is fake. The pieces he needs are at the exact same positions on both scrambles and so he does the same thing to solve both of them at the very start, which is just incredibly unlikely, and he's just swapping back and forth between the same two moves on the cube like four times. It looks nothing like an actual one handed solve. And the fact that he's never gone to an official competition under the name "Paul Vu", despite having set up a fake looking competition in his home somewhere, makes me feel very suspicious about him having gotten a record in a category nobody does.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Well they WERE using Rubik's brand. Not the worst, but there are way better options that can yeild way better times.

[@nikkig4847]

Oh let the guy have his fun

[@LatteSR]

found the Paul Vu fan

[@prodxtendo]

@@optimisticwatermelon lies. it is the worst commercially available brand

[@optimisticwatermelon]

@@prodxtendo I've used worse before

[@StinkyGoblinToes]

The awkward acting is giving Pornhub vibes

[@--UREGAY--]

My thoughts exactly

[@ilikecurry2345]

@@--UREGAY-- Almost as if these are intended to arouse people with the very specific Fetish of adultery while also taking too long to finish the task you're given.

[@aidenheenan8268]

danny looks like a nice little church boy

[@wahat472]

danny looks cute😎

[@monke2599]

Are you a priest

[@Tw0Dots]

@@monke2599 I hope not

[@Gggjhvguuvvftyyhvcghhgy]

No he’s a bad boy. 🕶

[@Isus273]

@@Tw0Dots why

[@zuzzzied]

danny being proud of his birthday suit joke is so wholesome

[@ratsbutmore5984]

I like how all the comments on this genuinely nice comments are bots

[@Maukiki]

Unlike kurtis who just regrets every joke he makes lol

[@deflowerdefile]

unlike the joke

[@ekokonutz]

learning from kurtis

[@Trainspotter-]

@@Maukikithat’s a perfect way to put it 😭😭😭

[@christmastiger]

3:16 Danny talking in a British accent weirdly felt more correct than his native accent.

[@koiifsh]

it's his old baxter whittenburg role

[@octodaddy1602]

The yt shorts algorithm is... so bizarrely and almost impressively incompetent. Within minutes it'll start showing me antimasker/transphobic/sexist videos, like every time. It's honestly a blessing in disguise bc it breaks the chain and keeps me from spending like 4 hours scrolling lol

[@alexduran716]

SAME i thought i watched some messed up videos and forgot and that's why it showed it to me its like really random

[@wafflekat]

Samee I was watching art related stuff and then it started showing me Andrew tate related stuff

[@WolfDragonDrink]

Yeah I will be watching ramen cooking videos and then BOOM Transphobic content and I’m like🥺

[@ejynk]

it's so fucking weird. i went from an explicitly trans short to a transphobic short where all the comments are talking about how this a _hypothetical_ detransitioner was "based" for not "mutilating her beautiful body" and how this "proves that [conversion therapy] was based in love and not hate" in 5 fucking videos.

[@aesthetix3398]

Right!? KZbin shorts is like okay so after that cooking video you liked lets show you a video of a person telling me why breathing air is homophobic and racist and transphobic and then the next video is like "yeah I am a sxist person" and then the next video is a lady shaking her as on camera 💀💀💀

[@WhosBean]

Surprised Danny missed this but these videos are actually WAY longer on Facebook...some as long as 15 minutes (the characters mostly stand around and do nothing during the time that's cut from these videos). They're a content farm which abuses Facebook's algorithm by posting long nothing-burgers of videos with just enough intrigue to clock the 3 second viewing mark. Facebook sees this as a full "view" of 15 minutes so their total viewing time skyrockets. I'm so incredibly sick of getting spammed by their garbage.

[@LuluZ007]

Omg! That’s wild. I don’t get why content farms do that? Do they even get paid from this? Like i struggle to see what they gain out of doing that

[@ElariaFlori]

@@LuluZ007 They get paid bucket loads from it.

[@pictonomii3295]

Rick Lax produces similar content.

[@UnclePhil73]

I thought they had that quality of FB garbage videos. 10-15 seconds at the beginning try to hook you in, 10-13 minutes of stalling, and an extremely disappointing ending that makes you mad you wasted the time.

[@929er13]

that's what you get for still using facebook in 2022

[@kamrongoolsby3444]

I’m can’t get over how perfect his hair is all the time. That hair looks like it belongs to an animated character

[@Maukiki]

Remember that video of him looking at his lookalikes and its just fifty percent pixar lol

[@justaperson4656]

Danny is actually an animated character that crossed over into our realm

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

wait, Danny is a real person...?

[@straykiss_woo]

yes! It looks so fluffy and soft lol but not in a weird way, I swear-

[@tunafish5462]

Low key wanna touch his hair...

[@ilanasvlogs]

it's so funny that the "homeless veteran" had to be wearing a shirt that says ARMY on it. yk, just to prove hes a veteran.

[@soupy55]

@@Mama-Luigi dw me too😭

[@ellie_282]

If Danny’s shirt was green he would be reading letters from his mailbox while singing and helping a blue dog find clues

[@sillycup.]

Is it not green?

[@user-pl4wr6sd5d]

Yeah and his name would be steve

[@virusthevirus0_0]

danny really is aging backwards, he looks so much younger then he did a few years ago

[@aadiseh1597]

All the replies are bots lmao 😭

[@Tw0Dots]

Yeah…the bots got me too. My condolences

[@ItsHamFam]

he looks younger than he did in the last video

[@reesalvin6539]

He gets younger but his hair gets grayer... love it

[@MythicaIl]

I have some bad news your comment section has been infected by bots there is no cure but by pressing the report they'll delay the spread a little

[@doenut8871]

danny: talking about invisibility potions the cameraman: nervously sweating

[@milokojjones]

Danny's cameraman ?

[@doenut8871]

@@milokojjones all of the cameramen honestly, the trade secret is out

[@benjaminbeck79]

666 likes

[@hannahelliott1994]

Dude you stole my comment. I was about to comment the same thing

[@Tom-Cat.]

Danny’s camraman?

[@sindocopter602]

He's flattening the bottles so he can fit more in 1 bag and carry fewer bags to the bottle depot. They flatten the cans as well instead of crushing them cause the depot won't accept them if they can't see the label. I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.

[@daydream5120]

How do you know this?

[@ToxicXeia]

@@daydream5120 Do you not drop off your bottles for cash? My ma and I go to another place that accepts cans as well, so we make some of the money back, instead of leaving everything to sit in a landfill or smthn. 😄

[@jordaneadotcom]

@@ToxicXeia in the US it’s a state by state thing only like. 10 states at most have can and bottle return laws (huge thing to deal with when moving from ny to nc)

[@ToxicXeia]

@@jordaneadotcom Ohh...I didn't know that! Thank you for informing me ^^

[@SuzER08]

The machines over gone to it wants them to still be rounded- the machine spins them around looking for the label

[@trans_ylvania8537]

13:51 I THOUGHT THE PETALS WERE FUCKING 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗 OH NO

[@ChickenNugget-tg9us]

Me too! 😂

[@miraculoustalesofobliviousness]

ME TOO LMFAO 🤪😅

[@daydream5120]

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST TOO

[@Scarawara]

unrelated but I love your name-

[@nabd341]

Same! I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@itsalibra]

conspiracy theory: Danny is suffering from benjamin button disease. He was born an old man and started making vines and videos when he was 30-27 and now he looks younger because he’s 20-18. His hair however is the only thing that ages regularly. eventually he’ll be a baby with a comb over

[@anna_banana414]

but when you see a baby with a comb over, it’s not unusual. babies naturally just have no hair. no one will suspect a thing…

[@RamenNamen991]

@@anna_banana414 By god i think y'all got it!

[@princessloveheartglitter]

@@anna_banana414 huh

[@anna_banana414]

@@princessloveheartglitter if Danny ages backwards but his hair ages forewords, he’ll be a baby with no or little hair. but because babies are usually born weird and bald, no one would suspect that he’s actually like 70 years old.

[@itsalibra]

but his hair would be fully gray and maybe he won’t have a combover maybe just bald in the middle with hair on the sides💀

[@disco-spider]

the invisibility potion joke is like when people found the drew and danny being the same person joke and then latched onto that forever

[@TrumanTheGrayMerchant]

Plus saying his hair looks like a wave and that he looks young. Identical comments on every single video

[@Blernster]

@@TrumanTheGrayMerchant KZbin commenters are very original

[@saintsomnia8030]

@Ayosumi ...you're literally proving their point

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

Right over this one there's a comment casually calling Danny Drew. While making an invisibility potion joke

[@cypoopie]

@@saintsomnia8030 and? It's funny. Until Danny and/or Drew find it annoying or uncomfortable it shouldn't be an issue.

[@tia3883]

13:12 you could easily voice Gru's twin brother

[@nemdragon6445]

To be fair, I have thrown myself onto my bed like that a few times in my life

[@samaraisnt]

I love how progressively more aggressive Danny's outros are getting...soon he'll be flipping us off (in a gentlemanly way) to sign off.

[@meenu3736]

😂😂

[@nicolecada9997]

he’ll biting his thumb at us

[@Nitrolord]

There's an audio equipment youtuber called Crinacle+ that I watch, and his actual outro for every video is "Don't die, fuck off". It fits perfectly into his deadpan brand of humor, but still

[@elliewuzzup7689]

I'm looking forward to it. Can't wait to get gentlemanly flipped off.

[@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid]

Why can I actually see that happening tho

[@saltysauce8692]

I like this concept of a commentary channel like Danny just being completely neutral about the topic being covered and just being like “this exists I guess… bye”

[@FreshCarrotsFinally]

"Oh.. This guy killed his mother.... That happened I guess.... See you guys in the next video-"

[@bluemiosotis6004]

This video is over now Over now

[@inyrui]

I like it

[@stevendemayo3631]

Sounds like jynx reaction videos

[@Aysa_400]

“Yeah so I guess this dude pretty much committed a war crime, see y’all in the next video”

[@hadsyjiama9010]

7:50 guy: (unwraps the paper and sees 'cheater' written across the girl's dress) what is this? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

[@keikomenhera]

Ughhh danny's little grey hair streaks are literally the coolest thing. They make him look like a devishly handsome movie villian

[@PrettyPinkPeacock]

They are probably similar to Mallon streaks aka pyliosis. Not true greys.

[@pearlhwva]

Does anyone know why Danny has grey streaks in his hair? I only noticed them recently and I’m just curious on the cause of it.

[@BronFighter]

@@pearlhwva sometimes you can lose the pigmentation in your hair - it’s happened to a few of my friends. It makes your hair slowly lose its color, typically going to gray, then white.

[@loverwithnodollarsign]

IKR! he looks awesome

[@gm6393]

[@nutellakinesis]

The fact that people are surprised that Danny looks young when he's only 27 is baffling.

[@blackpepper8062]

27 is actually ancient 😬 /j

[@floantonia8670]

Because the internet has fried everyone's brains to think that anyone over the age of 25 is a senior citizen

[@ia490]

@Nonaya Bidness same

[@comissar8953]

@@floantonia8670 I thought anyone over 13 was a senior citizen??????

[@comissar8953]

We're all boomers

[@thehazardouspeep2157]

5:09 he takes his prison clothes off and he’s in wrapping papper

[@imtrappedinmydadsbasement]

he takes his wrapping papper off and he's in wrapping paper

[@BronenTheDefinitelyCoolDude]

Man, the camera man must've drank the invisibility potion while Danny was talking to himself

[@chloe._.]

Danny: *starts his video* The cameraman: *drinks invisibility potion*

[@averytrexel]

what does this mean

[@smwhtok]

wha

[@idiotleg9595]

@@averytrexel i understand.

[@taenimin]

?

[@crossxfuse]

Danny is the cameraman

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

danny looks like he’s just been dressed up by his ol’ ma to be ushered all the way downtown to his aunts third wedding in that lil chapel by the beach where he meets another dapper lookin boy and he drinks the night away with him under the dock with whiskey they took from the pub down the street

[@souppoggers]

i need more of this story

[@thatsdisco]

Love how people start doing description of folks Chris Fleming-style, it's very fun

[@Maukiki]

I hate how accurate this is Like he just looks exac- HOW

[@onemooreperson13]

Wow, you hooked me with such a good story! I kinda want more

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Oddly specific.

[@nazihahere]

June 16th, 2022 13:22 NO LITERALLY like if he was some random visitor then the hiding would make sense but the guy works there 😭 He has the proper attire nd everything;; also on an unrelated note;; danny’s outfit today looks kind of like a knockoff blue’s clues ~ it’s so cute!!

[@jobeiden4630]

why did you write the date at the beginning of the comment

[@nazihahere]

@@jobeiden4630 it helps me remember when I watched the video :]

[@jobeiden4630]

@@nazihahere that's smart !

[@ggrieving]

the date kind of gives off a apocalyptic journal vibe (to me anyways) and I read ur coment in a slightly moody and dramatic voice when I first read it 😭😭

[@nazihahere]

@@ggrieving PLSSSS THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY, I JUST REREAD THE DATE AND DID THE SAME THING

[@HistoryOnPaper]

15:35 when she stamps her foot and says “excuse me” it sounds exactly like from that one scene in the titanic movie

[@unisexbathroom66]

danny wearing the "i stack more chairs than anyone else @ youth group" fit

[@_Cassia_]

So effing accurate 😂😂

[@bayleebee1217]

Danny posting today has made this Greg’s day a whole lot better

[@clintholmes2061]

So we are still greg here? Not greg 2? Or greg jr? Or maybe 2 greg?

[@ok-ce1qk]

@@clintholmes2061 dear Greg, I am also Greg and Greg above these bots is also just a Greg its a lovely bounding nickname so we can all be Greg

[@clintholmes2061]

@@ok-ce1qk Thanks for making that clear Greg. sincerely, Greg

[@bayleebee1217]

@@clintholmes2061 oh I didn’t think about that as far as I know it’s still Greg

[@ok-ce1qk]

@@clintholmes2061 your welcome Greg

[@creamymilk4857]

9:06 bro the cables why

[@xcloner9875]

Danny normally reacting to weird content: The camera man: camera

[@koiifsh]

man

[@tSobota]

As a non-native english speaker, I really liked how Danny pointed out "THE homeless veteran". His mocking made me think if I should put 'a/an' or 'the' in the future.

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

“the” doesn’t mean “the only” but sometimes people specifically annunciate “the” and it changes the meaning. “the red dog” is grammatically correct and doesn’t imply that this is the only red dog. if you go “THE red dog” it makes it sound like this red dog is special and well known. the dog could be special for being the only red dog, but that’s not the only way it could be meant.

[@MariaTex3]

"A/an" typically signifies a generalization, whereas "the" typically signifies a specific person/thing. "I want a dog." That sentence implies I want just any dog. "I want the dog." But that sentence implies I want a specific dog (context would imply you knew what dog I meant in a conversation). Hope that helps! English can be confusing, even us native speakers still make plenty of mistakes!

[@maxventunosei5017]

@@MariaTex3 thanks! Not my comment but I take note of the answers 😆

[@abandonedacc420]

if its like capitalized or emphasized in a way that usually means its like well known and/or really important

[@zoecoppinger6989]

its just because its the only homeless vet in the video, if it said a homeless vet it would be like they were filming and a random homeless person walks in and sees the money but this video is ABOUT this specific homeless person

[@sightingsara]

As someone who's clumsy and very unaware of her surroundings, I would totally have fallen for that kiddy pool prank 💀

[@unclewiley1986]

Same. Especially bc I use an air mattress 💀

[@owyemen9367]

Something could be wrong rn and you wouldn't know

[@sightingsara]

@@owyemen9367 my point exactly 😂😂😂

[@ishbel1409]

i really wanna do that to someone!!

[@Feezee223]

Same lol

[@spamacc8698]

danny would make actor in a horror movie. the little skit when "he had to be quiet" is some top notch acting right there

[@joshuadoidge237]

2:43 One of my favourite Danny clips

[@tenerifesea2497]

Danny knows about renaissance era flipping off because he's immortal and that's on that

[@theworldbreaker]

That's why he looks so young!!! I've cracked the code!

[@lrizzard]

oh sht it all makes sense

[@themichaelbranda]

Danny: You can tell he’s rich cause he’s wearing a suit Me (an intellectual): You can tell he’s rich cause he has a trashbag of cash

[@CamoRoll]

Thou shan't copy other people's comments, ye half-brained toad! I bite my thumb at thee!

[@SentryTheReal]

imagine mrbeast sees this comment, and just starts carrying massive overstuffed trashbags of cash like some influencer santa in all of his videos.

[@travelsizedarchie]

Idk, normal middle class people walk around with trash bags full of trash all the time.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@nieooj gotoy reposting bot

[@handlesbelike]

​@@nieoojgotoy8716bot

[@deuceydee3506]

It bewilders and infuriates me, stuff like this (the shorts) is like softcore porn, but with literally no payoff

[@tf2nico]

DANNY IS SO ATTRACTIVE OMG

[@KTr0ck]

ok but the doctor guy taking the ring out of military guy’s hands so HE could propose was legit so fucking funny such a shame that it has to exist inside of an awkward and terribly paced youtube short

[@gagne6928]

A rom com where 2 guys are secretly stealing a wedding wing from each other to propose to the girl at the end could be a movie

[@bunnies9335]

@@gagne6928 and the plot twist is that they're in love with each other all along

[@gagne6928]

@@bunnies9335 homophobia is based though

[@clarascats1365]

@@gagne6928 …no it’s not

[@gagne6928]

@@clarascats1365 its unnattural, perverted

[@elliewuzzup7689]

Well as Albert Einstein famously said "Time is relative. Spend an hour with a pretty girl it feels like a minute...watch a weird YT short for a minute it feels like eternity."

[@CT-se8vn]

I think about this quote daily lol

[@ooaa8545]

Honestly the bed pool one could be believable but only if the guy sleeps on An air mattress cause from the outside it kinda looks like an air mattress with a sheet on it

[@embrace7052]

1:13 that sudden rise in saturation made me realized how blue his eyes are lol

[@LetterheadStudios]

Danny looks like he's about to be the next human actor in Blue's Clues and I cannot unsee it now.

[@liloaintresting]

omg same 😭😭😭

[@owyemen9367]

Oh my God that is cursed but it makes so much sense

[@vixa__J]

Yes

[@vinnithegreatlyconfused4981]

Why have you done this to me?

[@tangerlemon]

it's the shirt bro 😭😭😭

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

As a non-Brit, Danny's "I don't like waiting" sounded very convincing edit: 3:10 for reference

[@humanhuman5024]

Danny does a super good British accent

[@gingergamer3270]

As an Australian it made me cringe through the floor, thanks, I hate it

[@YoungMan585]

As a brit it was pretty good

[@theirlmess]

As a british person, I am crying on the floor... ABOUT HOW FABULOUS THAT IMPRESSION WAS OH MY 😩😩😭😭✨

[@xfreja]

nah it didn’t

[@theTastiestNacho]

every single video I stare at Danny's grey streaks enamoured. They look like cartoon hair highlights, but irl. I absolutely love them

[@OfficialSKLTN]

I dont normally comment but Danny, your videos are grade A! You get me through my work days every 15 minute break and lunch break spent watching your videos and I really appreciate the quality content!

[@sigh213]

You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

[@TrumanTheGrayMerchant]

As someone who has made a few shorts, I'm pretty sure KZbin is misrepresenting the number of views they get by counting autoplays or something. The amount of views KZbin claims they get never matches up with the amount of other types of engagement they have.

[@Blernster]

I'm sure 90+% of views are people just swiping through and it counts each one as a view. I bet the average watch time on shorts is like 2 seconds

[@9gagHasMySoul]

@@Blernster ahh the Facebook way (youd think they'd have learned)

[@marioalonso2123]

It’s definitely inflating the number of views shorts get, even if you watch one second of one by swiping through them quickly it counts as a view

[@skullsaintdead]

Agreed, the likes are usually way off too. In videos, you'd get between 5-10% of total views giving a like. With shorts its like 1%-0.5%. Don't make no sense! Its still a new feature so I'm sure its got some kinks to work out, but it feels partially broken.

[@auxiekitty]

thats why i have autoplay turned off god bless

[@kallemattila5870]

Danny looks like a guest star in a British period detective show, where his character has to hide a forbidden love affair from his parents and the whole thing ends up being exposed because of a murder investigation.

[@reaganrambles1951]

That’s very specific but lots of people seem to agree.

[@johnkitchens1823]

Proceeds to flip you with thumb

[@mslizzieforbes]

This is so specific I fucking love it

[@mariama1735]

are you referring to an inspector calls? Because that's the exact plotline

[@pluutonius]

I think he looks like he's from minimalist blue's clues

[@lovelyjuliexo]

2:53 yes it was in Romeo and Juliet 😂

[@_alieditsx]

That ending was so abrupt 💀

[@spooky-spaghetti]

first of all, danny's british accent is cursed secondly, i want a t-shirt saying "i love naked women and pizza" but in an iconic lesbian way

[@lrizzard]

ok but can i steal that phrase "in an iconic lesbian way" i kinda wanna use it all the time now _in an iconic lesbian way_

[@mestep94]

thank you for also acknowledging the accent issue.

[@Tw0Dots]

Anyone wearing that shirt is guaranteed a girlfriend. GUARANTEED. (Results may vary. Only the sapphics or else you come off as a frat boy😔: *_not_** in an iconic lesbian way* *bad ending *)

[@scarlett6143]

OMFG same energy as wearing a 'man i love fishing and titties' hat or however it goes lmao

[@Thomas-wj2jw]

11:22 The reason the homeless vet was “crumpling up trash and laying it out” was to separate and count the recyclables he had collected to go then sell at a recycling station. (They only accept smooshed stuff)

[@cbreezy69]

You must have been one of the homeless veterans that got a home leaving that guy behind

[@jaleighlikestallyhall]

yess

[@NylaTheWolf]

Ohhhhh thank you for explaining that! That makes so much sense

[@enjatro6408]

are you THE homeless veteran

[@soulfur1031]

It feels like 1-minute versions of those 15-minute skit videos on Facebook that stay in one location and keep you waiting for them to get to the point, and somehow these youtube shorts still feel 15 minutes long

[@sammykbop6217]

4:23 I was so sure that the inmate was a mannequin

[@anyrija.]

just to remind you- this is his second channel where he gets a bit wackier and sillier (and drinks a random brand of sparkling water, because la croix is getting too much promotion)

[@Tw0Dots]

I’ve come to save you from the bots

[@anyrija.]

@@Tw0Dots ty, i appreciate it

[@elizabethmccoy2749]

I didn’t even notice at first because he didn’t do the normal intro

[@theedgeofdeath220]

@@elizabethmccoy2749 Yeah i had a mini panic attack when i realized there was no sparkling water

[@Rapiers-and-flowers]

Wtf is happening with this comment section

[@randochild9598]

“That’s always an awkward moment in the proposal.” Danny that was very casual how many proposals have you made?? 🤨🤨

[@rivercat26]

A bunch apparently if they're that awkward

[@ihearts5842]

After Danny watched the Troom Troom Rich Bride Vs Broke Bride.

[@cozy_phantom]

14:31 I've seen Stranger Things

[@AlvNiko]

that’s a good joke 😭

[@an_annoying_cat]

the combination careless whisper and cbat is incredible

[@gabyroman8710]

Danny’s shirt makes him look like a little 12 year old boy 😭

[@straykiss_woo]

NOO 😭😭

[@socialistcatdad]

Tbh the more gray streaks you get it just makes you hair look even better, and I don't mean that backhanded like genuinely it looks dope as hell

[@thatsdisco]

it's very anime character streaks

[@socialistcatdad]

@@thatsdisco right like it legit looks like someone would pay to get it dyed that way, it's awesome

[@dasypus]

Danny's hair has just been shrinking over the years. It's like it's gotten more casual around us and decided to flatten out a bit. Maybe it has a mind of its own.

[@sqwtitty6074]

Danny: being a lil crazy guy talking to himself Camera man: drinks invisibility potion

[@OurLadyOfSorrows4]

That scene with the doctor cracks me up. Why would a doctor hide like he doesn't belong in a hospital room??? He's literally supposed to be there 😭

[@breadwithbutter7614]

I am sorry but at 9:49 water is going all over a cable that's PLUGGED IN

[@daydream5120]

Oh good, I thought I was the only one who noticed that

[@emilyb.8219]

Yeah the water sloshing out over the side was giving me so much anxiety

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

thank you i was so stressed lol

[@rulyhyperion8277]

That's why wires have insulation. It would only be dangerous if the insulation is damaged

[@kashoanamr361]

Danny looking like he just got a letter

[@moh.p1]

No matter what Danny just looks dead inside in every vid

[@jajasalu235]

what?

[@lizzyperry7710]

13:07 This lighting makes Danny look like OG Steve from BluesClues.

[@JustMooshie]

danny: doing his thing the cameraman: drinks invisibility potion

[@maeg1119]

Stolen comment

[@Blernster]

It's not funny

[@foxxxxx]

the cameraman: morphs into tripod, never sees his family again

[@sanne1261]

@@maeg1119 gonna cry? :(

[@maeg1119]

@@sanne1261 I didn’t do anything I was just saying it was stolen

[@Psycotixx]

Danny the guy in 8:57 was the dude that SET UP the “prank”

[@theamethyststone2708]

As someone from Utah, all the comments about Danny looking like a good little church boy are 100% accurate

[@alexparkinson8238]

As someone who is also from Utah, you did him so dirty.

[@alexparkinson8238]

@Xie Hua Piao Piao Utah is EXTREMELY religious (Mormon/LDS) so you get really good at recognizing church boys when you live there lol

[@Hylian_Herald]

@@alexparkinson8238 I could see him walking into the priests quorum meeting and not blink an eye (former Mormon, and that's the 16-18 year old boys' class after the main congregation splits up if anyone was curious lol)

[@vixa__J]

@@Hylian_Herald this is so specific lol

[@Hylian_Herald]

@@vixa__J the Mormons ARE that specific with the youth groups, I don't know what to tell ya lol. I give them a TON of crap for a ton of things, but no one can accuse them of being disorganized. Organization is what they do best

[@stupidone248]

i really hate that they put all that water in the pool in a room thats fully carpeted. like you can see it spill everywhere when he jumps in

[@clarence5211]

good to see i’m not the only one concerned about the carpet

[@Tw0Dots]

I found myself starting to care more about that as time goes by, I just remind myself it ain’t my place

[@Blernster]

Wonder how they got the water out

[@SlyRocko]

tbf Disney could release the entire Up opening as one of the shorts that play before a movie and it would be a masterpiece (while also making every kid in the theatre fuckin cry)

[@toasterslinger]

I've seen these videos crop up on Facebook. They last for like ten whole minutes and they do nothing but waste time the entire time while teasing you with the outcome. The fact that they condensed it down to just a minute is a blessing in of itself.

[@kitluchan4317]

to whoever says Danny is aging backwards are you implying he came straight out of the womb as an old man

[@christiebreeechelon]

He was born a Dan and aged into a Danny.

[@dewdrop5552]

Ever heard of Benjamin Button? Inspired by Danny. Bet you didn't know that

[@charlottepohl9356]

Nah he came out of a grave as an old man and go into the womb when he's done

[@pinkdoesstuff]

@@charlottepohl9356 exactly

[@saintsomnia8030]

I love that the "prisioner in the hospital" and "person dressing from poor to rich" pranks rely on the person being pranked just not having peripheral vision

[@trixbur9107]

This feels like those videos they used to show in math class where they would pause it at the conflict and make you write out predictions and try to solve stuff based off of that.

[@lordgrimixb]

After we read Romeo and Juliet in school, there would always be a bunch of people flipping each other off in a Shakespearean way.

[@lukechan3977]

i love how compressed danny is in all of his thumbnails

[@Maukiki]

Thats how u know its his second channel lol

[@Maukiki]

Wide danny my beloved

[@TheKacperuss]

9:42 The amount of water splashing right next to the outlet straight up terrifies me

[@brookepearson4277]

I love how funny danny is, THANK YOU SO MUCH FRO MAKING VIDEOS!

[@loosegoosewithacaboose]

this video has so many perfect clips for out of context danny compilations omg

[@FireeFoxy]

Danny's lookin' like the guy from Blue's Clues today.

[@TableClothPersona]

Steve***

[@plantmama7442]

Lmaooo he does look like Steve !!

[@emilytalerman3567]

Omg yes

[@sophiathefurbst]

@be good what is that and why did I tap on it twice

[@juliusweiss5447]

@@sophiathefurbst Enjoy your virus you just installed.

[@namebrandon]

I use to be a pizza delivery boy, and let me tell you, that first scenario happened to me far too many times.

[@rivercat26]

Uh. What?

[@aur9035]

Oh i was doubting on becoming one for a little bit of drama and spice in my life! Thanks to this comment, now i know.

[@laceymoseley880]

I mean, people do strange things for those breadsticks my guy.

[@PrazLeo]

@@laceymoseley880 0-0

[@nathanielcraig3588]

I'd be surprised to hear you hadn't been asked to unwrap random people when delivering their pizza.

[@lightyears-xo8qb]

With the right editing danny can look like steve from blue's clues with that shirt

[@Sam-gf1eb]

9:05 Literally the same person that set up the prank 💀

[@immabananana]

once again we're watching danny discover weird fetish content

[@scarlettmoon5745]

I think Danny’s British accent may be one of the best things I’ve ever heard

[@Maukiki]

Goddamn im just tired of these bots literally in every youtube channel like

[@kiki8792]

3:10 Timestamp for y'all

[@wildfirefox1]

"FFFFHUCK YOO"

[@booklored8415]

Danny missed the chance to say that their chemistry is palpable and that you can palp it

[@kikifrog9739]

"Let the pizza guy do to his wife" pisses me off so much, like she's his property and the only permission someone needs is his, not hers 🤢

[@TheWesterlyWarlock]

"A minute is just way too long for these!" Danny clearly not seeing the 10+ minute versions of similar content on Facebook