Trying Troom Troom's Awful Kidnapping Hacks

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[@Colossal...]

Danny

[@ilysven]

hello!

[@dead3987]

Hello

[@LeRealMilk]

Epic

[@kodeczora1338]

Hi danny

[@Leonatheprofessional]

Nick panicking that he’s actually choking Danny while he’s literally choking Danny killed me

[@gleekgalactic]

that was wholesome lmao almost killed him in the name of troom troom

[@Sadie-rai]

@@gleekgalactic wholesome and almost killed him probably shouldn't be put together here 😭

[@sanderstar1000]

Hahahahhaa

[@EliteTacoNinja]

Reminds me of a just for fun film I did with my friends in college where I played the killer. I accidentally missed my mark for the choke scene and I immediately broke character to make sure she was okay and it was on film and everyone cracked up rewatching it later XD

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Killed Danny too

[@NearZone]

"what's a square knot?" "the kind of knot you'd tie you fuckin square" is so good and he gets him twice.

[@icu3869]

21:47 “I’m scared “ -Danny winking in a jaunty way that makes my heart flutter.😻

[@boba4240]

@@icu3869 he married

[@CL.123]

@@boba4240 And?

[@hammartyme4859]

@@CL.123 thats creepy

[@averi2215]

@@hammartyme4859 I'm pretty sure they said that as a joke.

[@ning_214]

as a young woman, having a man pop up in my backseat is actually terrifying but it’s ok cause i don’t wear scarves

[@SnowwyApel]

No bc it's actually one of my biggest fears

[@zorgonvoir6896]

​@@SnowwyApel *Okay and?*

[@balancemaster55]

I don’t know if you have to be a young woman to find that terrifying…

[@ashikjaman1940]

But if you don't wear a scarf how are you supposed to escape when they start choking you with your scarf!?

[@SnowwyApel]

@@ashikjaman1940 thank you for pointing this out it was deeply troubling me

[@loganharvill5394]

kidnapping someone is like A LOT more serious of a crime than stealing a tv. Why tf didn’t they just steal a tv

[@sunnsdx924]

EXACTLY

[@jamie6506]

Don't worry about it

[@PlanetZaia]

@@jamie6506😅

[@ddlcispoly]

I would like but it's at 269

[@TheRealHomoErectus]

Its not about the destination but the friend they made that got them a TV along the way

[@beiothekoolboy]

The narrator's voice is in my worst nightmares, just narrating everything with their high pitched voice

[@hiddenmongoose7314]

The blue eyed girl is going to kill her victim! Oh no! You forgot to wear pants to school!

[@emclovin6962]

“gOtChA gIrly!!”

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

I had a whole nightmare where everything was narrated by her. And I have auditory memory so it was... An experience.

[@local7056]

*First! Get the hot glue gun*

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@Doofy there there here is a gold start now go stand in the corner with some toys

[@sea_triscuit7980]

The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head

[@nloc1929]

"Has your head been cut off? Oh no. Well don't worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you'll be buying your kidnappers iPhone's in no time!"

[@jamiehenderson6191]

Wow way to roast Danny’s pumpkin head

[@yourconfusionmaster]

I read this before watching the video and idk how concerned I should be

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

"Gotcha, girly! _Arrivederci, losers!_ *CRUSH HIM* "

[@myloaltomare2032]

Arrivederci is an italian word and it means "see you again/see you later" so he's basically just saying: see you later, hope you kidnap me again soon!

[@dogouchu4356]

"Kidnap me another day, losers1"

[@aid3nxr_editz]

It's more "until we meet again

[@BatB0nes]

@@aid3nxr_editz idk why but i read that in the voice of that one guy from he-man (the purple guy with a skeleton face)

[@jex638]

@@BatB0nesskeletor

[@BatB0nes]

Yeah him!@@jex638

[@DingusButDead]

Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper goes "gotcha girlie?" In the most 2000's Barbie ad voice you've ever heard

[@_Iemonboy.]

"Hey girlie"

[@SarahLynn1330]

The panic in Danny’s eyes as his scarf fails to save him and then the slow recline has me sobbing

[@sugarrose8640]

🤣🤣🤣 me too!! My car's seat adjusting is all automatic. I would have to ask the bad guy to sit still so my seat can finish adjusting. I dont have a quick handle lift🤣🤣😭💀

[@britney11711]

And Nick just moving away like “uh dude I’m sitting here”

[@DudeySocks]

nick: “i felt like i was choking you tho, for a while there..” danny: “yeah, you WERE”

[@nesuv]

💀💀

[@Emmikia]

699th like 😙

[@shoesies]

1,569th like

[@gaceofspades]

Danny likey

[@suddypahp5224]

@@gaceofspades sorry i just had to let you know (n ruin your day) that in my native tongue göt means ass. your surname is asssman to me. ok that's all, have a nicer day tomorrow

[@teen_elf]

In case you were wondering why the matches weren't lighting when you strike them against a wall, it's because safety matches on light on the box (red/brown tips), but they used non safety ones (green/white)!

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I had no clue there are different match types

[@teen_elf]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 neither did I, until my late grandfather gave me a box of matches and stamps before his passing (cancer, unfortunately) as a way to remember him. That's how I learnt the difference.

[@CEO_of_Stutters]

@@teen_elf My deepest condolences for your loss, cancer can go f*** itself.

[@teen_elf]

@@CEO_of_Stutters thank you, it means a lot. Cancer's a bitch

[@maxmfpayne]

I always called the green ones strike anywhere matches. Not sure where I heard that or if it's normal

[@HazelNuggetless]

Fun fact: If your kidnapper lets you see their face, they're not planning on letting you live

[@ChildrenUnder30]

Thanks, I will remember this the next time I am murdered.

[@Kayizcray]

fun fact, the duct taped wrist escape actually works with zip ties too, if a singular zip tie is around your wrists in the same position. one of the very, VERY few actually legitimate hacks this channel has ever offered.

[@colleenwilliams1689]

It's so strange that it is the only one that works, but it still looks like it was edited to make it look like it works, which makes it looks like it doesn't work.

[@grungy_sponge]

You probably have to swing your arms multiple times instead of one

[@manwithaplan2001]

Then SMASH back on your kidnappers

[@konstance13]

@@colleenwilliams1689 Ikr? I knew from previous videos that it worked, and yet the way troom troom edited made me question if it was actually fake lol

[@konstance13]

@Hat Lock Productions as far as I've seen, it takes more effort, but you can do the same trick with multiple ties. You can also bend one leg up and slam it against your knee

[@SenseiSeth]

Remind me to not kidnap Danny!! Seriously. That would be illegal and weird

[@euy8593Etjgb_]

I am the first reply

[@kaseyconor129]

@@euy8593Etjgb_ yes you are Chad. Yes you are

[@maddiemarie156]

REMINDER DONT KIDNAP DANNY

[@whoswallowing]

ayo??? why u need that reminder??? 🤨🤨🤨

[@amazingturtle2246]

He might reward you for putting in effort to kidnap him and give you a tesla?👀

[@helixisverygay7831]

Honestly as someone who was kidnapped (yes it was a very traumatic experience) this made me laugh so hard, it’s just ridiculous. Btw I unfortunately wasn’t able to utilize any of these amazing life hacks when I was actually kidnapped, as I was 9 at the time and was scared out of my mind. But seriously this video was so fucking hilarious and it really improved my mood so thx Danny (and Nick)

[@louisBrother1988]

Aww that’s horrifying… I hope you escape soon

[@helixisverygay7831]

@@louisBrother1988 I did… it happened when I was nine,

[@louisBrother1988]

@@helixisverygay7831 Oh okay, that's good to hear. Did you remember to give the kidnappers a TV after you escaped?

[@maxmfpayne]

​@@louisBrother1988it's the proper thing to do

[@atadstrange]

@@louisBrother1988dude. That’s not funny.

[@dogeyt9896]

“Great job Martin, that’s a Felony!”

[@cesiliagarcia4854]

Nick: "I feel like I was choking you for a while there" Danny: "Yeah, you were" fave part

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

Mine was both the gun=criminal parts and also the whole duct tape ripping thing

[@bcc5701]

@@angrymandanthecommenter the parents wearing ski masks holding the kidnappers as babies also wearing ski masks. As if kidnapper is like a race of person.

[@4theloveofhar230]

my fave part is when he winks (21:48)

[@Angryoyster]

25:30 I like how Drew closes the car door. It’s important even when being kidnapped that you follow proper car exiting safety

[@mainstreammutant]

The chemistry between Nick and Danny during the scarf scene 💕

[@emamacitas]

yea u can see all their electrons and protons its frankly kinda gross

[@ohsnapitzsha]

The eyeholes being cut perfectly to COVER his eyes has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmfaooo

[@esobelisk3110]

@vbddfy euuyt wise words

[@alittlefrog2395]

I literally cried from laughing so hard at that part

[@tverdyznaqs]

So proud of Nick, he used to just be Kurts Connor's editor and look at him now! He upgraded all the way to being Danny's kidnapper

[@mgxaz]

lmao

[@le1fy]

should’ve gone in the title 1mil views could’ve helped his channel

[@kaeyasimp7330]

He espaced Kurts basement with those life hacks

[@daisy198]

Charcter development

[@MillieEyelash14]

@@kaeyasimp7330 I am so proud rn

[@lamsmiley1944]

I remember chatting to a war correspondent before they went to Afghanistan. He received some real advice about being kidnapped; “it’s better to die on the streets”.

[@spitefulchandelier]

This reminds us of stranger danger advice we were given as a kid. If someone is threatening you to go with them somewhere, don't. The second location is probably worse than just dying then and there. Of all the stranger danger psa/advice/warnings, this was one of the darkest. Like, cause a scene, make it difficult, stay in public, etc is pretty standard. And then there's this.

[@vfx3.]

it's so funny how nick just uses common sense and danny has to explain it each time

[@JonahMcD]

Nick: (Notices the scarf) What’s that? Danny: This is a…I always wear this.

[@bhavyamohesswa4027]

Mikasa vibes

[@flooffys]

what is this like and reply ratio

[@JonahMcD]

@@flooffys no one had anything iconic to say lol

[@Chloestewart._21]

Throwback xd

[@Ribbon_Fighter]

@@bhavyamohesswa4027 I know this is about AOT mikasa but I'm thinking about IJN mikasa

[@ChanceKearns]

Its not about escaping your kidnappers, its about the friends we made along the way.

[@RGC_animation]

And praying for Stockholm syndrome so that they could send you a freaking PS5 when 95% of people still can't get one.

[@CKM5227]

@@RGC_animation well I guess I’m apart of the 5% lol

[@catbatrat1760]

It's about escaping the friends we made along the way.

[@nine7215]

maybe the real kidnappers were the friends we made along the way....

[@aarondavis8943]

I think those actors might be foot soldiers for a Russian oligarch so you're better off not making friends along the way.

[@popeoneguy7992]

As a former kidnapped person, can confirm this was accurate and exactly how I escaped

[@emamacitas]

did u give them a tv 🥺

[@Nahbruh14376]

The zip tie/ductape one is actually very dangerous, going and slamming your wrist can actually shatter your wrists AND not break it anyway, I got this information from Tom Coyne an anti-kiddnapping trainer (a person who teaches people how to get out of situations if they are kidnapped)

[@justasimplearsonist]

HUH...i use the ductape one but with zipties all the time to impress my lil brother lol

[@mammoneymelon]

​@@justasimplearsonistwith zipties there's also the risk of cutting your wrists

[@anaiaram]

the absolutely chaotic energy of danny renting a garage and bringing a friend over with no explanation, only to reveal they're trying out kidnapping hacks...

[@user-nj9ll6em8k]

Cringe comment

[@kaseyaiden3791]

@@user-nj9ll6em8k are you embarrassed that you commented this 20 hours ago, yet the only bit of attention you got was me mocking you?

[@aurorakat]

I'd stay with a friend like that forever being pulled into wacky nonsensical bullshit because of your friends would be amazing

[@hilary8533]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tychopanda]

@@user-nj9ll6em8k imagine using cringe unironically

[@anae7135]

The kidnappers have visible tattoos showing. They are such professionals.

[@wieldablegator5126]

That's how you can tell they're the bad guys!

[@broadex9080]

Whenever I kidnap someone I always show my tattoos but I've always been caught and charged so annoying.

[@Spuurtzithink]

Broadex fr such a problem

[@haerinslover]

@@broadex9080 im callin the police

[@karenamyx2205]

They are temporary quarter machine tattoos.. the ultimate camouflage. Ey now that I'm thinking, putting on fake tattoos, purposely letting them show, then washing them off is kinda genius.

[@hubbyluvsyou]

so sad Nick changed after this I miss the old kinder nick nd now he’s mocking ppls dead friends

[@lolbruh2921]

What happened to him?/what did he do?

[@hubbyluvsyou]

@@lolbruh2921 from what has been put out there he spread misinformation abt his friends apparent sa story nd targeted the ppl his friend was slandering. He mocked the 2 lead dudes’ dead bsf who offed himself and has been avoiding and ignoring all criticisms. he’s also gotten way crueler with his content nd ppl r upset at him for other things. but id lookup turkey toms video breaking the situation down as a whole nd listing everything nicks done wrong in it although ill admit he comes from a bit of bias nd can be harsh

[@DoodleZoo]

Wait what

[@hubbyluvsyou]

@@DoodleZoo check my response comment !!

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

I love how excited Danny gets over the duct tape. It reminds me of that one time when I was 7 my sister tied me up with the tape in our garage and left me there to figure out how to escape because I ate her cookies!! Danny bringing back good memories

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

JESUS CHRIST SHE DID THAT OVER COOKIES???

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom Yeah! I was crazy so she had to be crazier. Good times!!

[@TimeBucks]

the narrator sound like she’s trying to talk like Snow White

[@sen0440]

and it failed misserably

[@florinbig1265]

Sounds like cat from Sam and cat

[@sorbusaucuparia2623]

she sounds like mickey mouse to me adqwqg

[@queeniejmelanin]

And as if she inhaled helium and got high off of it🤷🏽‍♀️

[@kugiekizuchi.]

There’s our victim🎊 Gotcha girlie! 🥳

[@Gallant_Silver]

I love Nick not being clued into anything until the very moment he needs to perform.

[@AudreyLunaGarner]

AJR profile picture.

[@Gallant_Silver]

@@AudreyLunaGarner Oh! Someone finally recognized it. 👍

[@AudreyLunaGarner]

@@Gallant_Silver Yeah. I love their music and haven’t seen anybody aside from you with AJR related profile pictures.

[@Gallant_Silver]

@@AudreyLunaGarner They're one of my favorite bands. I've got tickets to go see them again in May. I can't wait!

[@isabellasanchez4803]

@@Gallant_Silver this Interaction is so cute 😭

[@leilamonnat9332]

LMAO he activated my Alexa when he asked Alexa what the word meant 😭😭 23:38

[@XovSuxen]

For anyone confused about the naming of the tape used in the video. Scotch is a brand and duct is the name of tape that 3M manufacture. I think an interesting - stretching the definition of interesting - quirk here is that in different countries, PSA tape or pressure-sensitive tape tends to be referred to by a generic brand name; another example of this would be band-aids. In the UK, all PSA tape, including Scotch PSA tape, is typically called Sellotape due to the same quirk. However, and this part is interesting, the word Scotch was used as a pejorative term used to describe someone as ungenerous or stingy and the naming of the tape anecdotally came from a dissatisfied product tester demanding that their Scotch bosses use more adhesive. As a noun Scotch (of or from Scotland) is considered an offensive term, however there are still many examples of it being used, such as scotch whisky, and broth.

[@renthemen.]

and scotch eggs, I haven't had one in eons but they're delicious

[@tookitogo]

I don’t think most people make the “scotch=pejorative” association, but I also don’t think it’s a “productive” term, in that people just say “Scottish” when they want to say that something that isn’t one of those aforementioned fixed terms is from Scotland.

[@red_seamus8119]

The look of fear on Danny's face when the scarf didn't break away immediately is hysterical

[@mightymeatymech]

I felt so bad for laughing, nick was scared too LMAO

[@whoswallowing]

frr

[@underdog5534]

I love how nick was like “I felt like I was choking you” and Danny with a very serious was was just like “you were “ while the camera turned away lmao

[@sneakaboo3486]

The camera ran away because they were next

[@pandaitis0157]

The look on Danny's face as he went from dramatically going "ah ahh" to "oh crap its actually not breaking" but still laughing as he's getting strangled and nick just pointing out that he's choking Danny's while still going full force with it. Comedy gold lol

[@Fossil08]

@Holl ywood you have no videos, you have two featured videos that are not made by you. Go away bot

[@acookie7548]

camera was sick of third wheeling

[@user-kp7fv2wo9m]

@@acookie7548 exactly

[@oliviachong5324]

missed opportunity to call kidnappers sons of a gun 🙏😔

[@GarfieldPhone]

this video's gonna be a hard rewatch after learning about what nick's done, yeesh.

[@SquidGorl]

what did he do

[@GarfieldPhone]

@@SquidGorl a lot of really immature and harmful stuff, there's a video about it

[@user-jy9uq6bk2ogbgsdghsdghsghg]

fr..

[@zee_fish_]

I was scrolling down as well to see if anyone else was commenting. yikes

[@someone3195]

What what, tell me. Wdym immature stuff?

[@lex58762]

Danny saying, “that’s actually really funny” with a look of pain and disappointment on his face…he’s going through it with Troom Troom 😔

[@dream_y1000]

Lmao, if your ever get tied up, just stand up.

[@Go0fie]

5:59

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Pizza_shark]

If you get kidnapped Run away

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

Tbh I laughed

[@kaywantsfood]

"Arrivederci, losers" is unironically such a fucking funny line

[@kattozilla2277]

Similar energy to the Terminator's "Hasta la Vista, baby"

[@cal4052]

Bruno :)

[@LibanReactsTo]

So close to 500 subs

[@echsemia]

@@LibanReactsTo so close to scratching my balls

[@felicitas.c.]

@@kattozilla2277 no ( ._.)

[@s4di.3]

7:58, an actual useful version of this "tip" would've been to inform about the latch on the insides of modern trunks. The trunks on modern vehicles have a handle to the latch to get out of the trunk if someone closes it on you. Use that if you can

[@TransAroPan]

I Loved How Nick Was Pointing Out All of The Most Obvious,Easiest Ways to do Literally Everything

[@lampter6944]

The narrator's vocal cords are a living example of 'tHiS vOiCe'

[@Thomas_Winters]

Sarcasm

[@MatthewB367]

Sarcasm

[@depressedtheatrekid1709]

Sarcasm

[@vikiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

it honestly feels like the tiktok tts voice became a real human being

[@MissElyse_]

GoTcHa GiRlY

[@nickisnotgreen]

oh boy i hope someone gets kidnapped in this one!!! i say this on every single one of danny's videos

[@_Shae__]

Wtf nick

[@BooBooBarbie19]

Agreed

[@Joehorrdenn]

I agree I feel like this is the video

[@xXMsCrazy9Xx]

@@_Shae__ don't be rude to nick >:[

[@neenathisismyhandle]

nick you should use your manifesting abilities for good !!

[@SkulKidGaming]

"Gotcha girly" Got me rolling on the ground💀

[@ariel-ul6od]

24:43 LMAAO DANNYS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES ITS ACTUALLY CHOKING HIM OUT

[@FlowersInTheVase_]

I literally cried tears laughing at the scarf not splitting, and seeing Danny legitimately struggle more than he assumed he would

[@chaosoddity6433]

the seat going down as slow as physically possible got me

[@meatloafer2762]

@Doofy cringe

[@dolph0w0]

I know I actually started choking from laughing so hard 😂

[@sanderstar1000]

So Fucking funny 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂

[@campbellsnoodlesoup3557]

24:43 btw if you wanna go back to this part

[@cyndrift]

"now i crush his bones" with the very slow electronic reclining was probably the funniest thing I've seen all week

[@user-lk7vl1eg7q]

XD

[@soffpawbeans]

I couldn't agree more!

[@lightningboi3697]

You can't crush his bones, they're too squishy

[@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar]

A truly slow and painful death.

[@BIazy]

the funniest part was when Nick moved to the side

[@oknokniojkklllkjhg]

21:07 UGH HIS LITTLE WINK I LOVE IT

[@itsamelucasio6176]

TroomTroom- ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED???? Danny - ...yeah:(

[@renajafzade]

Kinda disappointed that Danny didn't say "Arrivederci, losers" instead of "bye" at the end

[@yeethaw5816]

but he was falling tho

[@lauratroy13]

The wrong pronunciation of arrivederci really hurts

[@yeethaw5816]

@@lauratroy13 I feel you dude

[@RJ-eo4uh]

Is this a jojo reference 👀

[@thelasagnaman3765]

@@RJ-eo4uh bruno best mom

[@moonycanwatch]

Can’t believe danny would rent out a garage for this when his basement literally looks like a kidnapper’s dungeon

[@red.gem_]

i really thought they were in his basement at first haha

[@moonycanwatch]

@@red.gem_ same lol. Like has he seen his basement? All those nutcracker guys haunt me

[@Nr.1JoyFan]

@@moonycanwatch im having flashbacks from those cursed commercials

[@AaronYorkYT]

His house is like the school from lemonade mouth. Seems normal at first but there is a whole civilization in the basement.

[@mannduh2430]

Drew is in the basement. That is why Danny doesn't use his basement for this.

[@beautybarheavy]

“gimme your get get get in the car” bars. also nick being the most awkward kidnapper is so me. i could never be a felon.

[@mattroberts3204]

I love how in all of his videos when he changes scenes he has a completely different microphone to use. His house is full of microphones of all types. Like there's no one type he likes the most. Subtle, but hysterical.

[@LonelySandwich]

Can’t wait to take Troom Troom’s renowned self-defense classes.

[@Ockulogrove]

WhatsApp

[@a.clarke6239]

Whatsapp

[@crimenerd2452]

WhatsApp

[@whoswallowing]

Whatsapp

[@loganiscool5049]

WhatsApp

[@watcherofyoutube9678]

If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.

[@nilawright5953]

Omgg Xd

[@use-your-imagination]

If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally a pumpkin

[@kaeyasimp7330]

@@use-your-imagination a pumpkin thats legally skilled

[@KitaTokazi]

1k yey

[@maldbartin7263]

This is only in America tho in England it is still not allowed to leave

[@user-kw2gi7uz6v]

"GIMME YOUR- GET-GET-GET IN THE CAR!" danny, 2021

[@teresasikes6739]

I watched this with my dad this morning (it was around maybe 1 am) and like maybe 5-15 minutes ago I was called because my grandma and dad wanted to know what I wanted for dinner after that was established I said "Welp, I'm not needed anymore, adios amigos" and my dad said "arriva durchie losers" and I just burst out laughing, and I declared to myself that I hate my laugh. 👍😬😁

[@fortunomancy]

Nick constantly trying to make Danny laugh while he’s trying to hold his breath

[@LibanReactsTo]

So close to 500 subs

[@rustic_dweller]

@@LibanReactsTo bruh

[@toadstapes]

My respect for Danny after not buying his kidnapper a tv 📉📉📉

[@jiabarrett]

going down ?

[@oioioioioi994]

@@jiabarrett Of course! Everyone knows that not buying your kidnappers tvs is the most utterly disrespectful, horrendous, horrific, dastardly, wicked thing one could ever do in one's lifetime.

[@Random-sk6hm]

I'm honestly disappointed in Danny he didn't even at least buy them a PS5

[@ayeshamazhar123]

Lol why is this so funny 😭

[@Nocommentarygaming82]

“Umm well actually he didn’t buy the kidnapper a tv because it wasn’t a kidnapper but his friend”🤓🤓🤓

[@angle-g5520]

Nick just looks like he smells overwhelmingly of laundry detergent

[@turdferguson2]

Lol I don't know why this is so funny to me but he truly does. Not a bad thing I suppose

[@cats_are_loafs1731]

“ are you getting strangled? “ “ yeah.. “ got me on the floor💀

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

The creepiest part of this video wasn't any of the kidnapping, or Troom Troom's awful narrator. It was the fact that there was just a random Alexa in that warehouse. That's some dystopian cyberpunk shit.

[@Beteelgeuse]

There is ALWAYS an Alexa

[@TheJeffers-pd2uk]

Lmao

[@SidonSerenade]

'also how the f was it on the wall-

[@TheJeffers-pd2uk]

@@SidonSerenade duck tape I mean scotch tape

[@SidonSerenade]

@@TheJeffers-pd2uk sorry im a bit slow-

[@jaidiferous]

kinda rude that Danny didn't get nick a tv for kidnapping him. Its like he didn't even appreciate getting kidnapped :/

[@niftyfish]

Or at the very least a Playstation. Either way, pretty rude kidnapping etiquette on Danny's part.

[@dafeef5555]

@@niftyfish I think the PS is more expensive than a basic b TV

[@guy2870]

Danny needs to learn manners 😒

[@humormethis9014]

dude fr kinda makes my respect for him go down a lot 🙁

[@guy2870]

@Holl ywood 768 views with bots dang 😔

[@showier2686]

“I’m going to be testing Troom-troom’s kidnapping hacks” *puts on ski mask*

[@Alexia-mn1bx]

"You wizard, How did you do that?" is a joke that gets stuck in my head a lot, his delivery of that line is so hilarious xD

[@rndmprsn3970]

This is going from “terrible things no one needs” to “literally advice that can get you killed”

[@cipollalord8066]

Or kill other people (neck snap)

[@DriscolDevil]

@@cipollalord8066 if you are being kidnapped, that's probably not a bad thing. If it's one of those "goofy" fake kidnappings that some idiots do.....it's tragic but also kind of beneficial to society as a whole.

[@whoswallowing]

tbh i havent even watched it and im excited

[@cuck4228]

If you being such a hassle with your kidnappers like the girl is in this video, they'll probably just kill you, unless they need you in specific

[@liz_loves_cats]

@@DriscolDevil hoping you're a troll when you say it's not a bad thing to be kidnapped

[@saltoftheegg]

I like how he specified that he wouldn’t get his feet out **for free*

[@snakes7303]

For free, just so we know

[@8-bitstream379]

Wow you found the joke

[@randomslomo1875]

When are we getting the Danny Gonzalez Gold channel...? 😘

[@person954]

Yo danny, when’s the onlyfans coming out 👀

[@gretablackwell495]

OnlyDans

[@E-dog69]

The ultimate saw trap “you’ve been kidnapped besides you is a groom groom video

[@MatildaHeyma]

5:09 -- 5:36 he had too much fun with this istg 😭😭

[@ChengTeoh]

I can just imagine a person saying to a judge "I'm not the criminal, that gun is! It told me to pull the trigger and his friends the bullets flew out of him at insane speeds."

[@user-kq9rb7yy4j]

Ballsack

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Is this not the plot of men at arms

[@BlackCat-qr6gy]

Troom Troom’s newest video: “how to get away with homicide”

[@narky3500]

Bruh

[@ultrablueslime8216]

the gun: "don't blame me, the bullets were the ones who killed them."

[@linkedwinters]

I didn't think it was possible for them to find a more annoying narrator.

[@LibanReactsTo]

So close to 500 subs

[@tsou22]

it makes me want to cry

[@teleportdinero]

@Lswat Ent Nothing can stop the rise of Super teleportdinero

[@CheerUp2]

It’s like the voice over for tictoks

[@kaywantsfood]

You underestimate troom troom I expect it to get worse around February 2023

[@Coyoteari]

“Are you tied up with scotch tape? Perfect!” gets me every damn time 🤣

[@devonbananastar4170]

I just realized in the first one with the matches, her legs were free, the dungeon door was unlocked, she could’ve just stood up and walked out lol

[@do_you_know_cause_i_dont]

Kidnapping hack: If you're being kidnapped, just say no! They can't legally kidnap you without your permission.

[@mrdrip9980]

Yea

[@papis802]

ah, um, uh, hm-

[@clarascats1365]

Y’know, that’s not _not_ true

[@papis802]

@@clarascats1365 you almost made me wooosh you

[@RGC_animation]

And if you do kidnap someone without their permission, some other guy will take you without _your_ permission.

[@ScubaShark8857]

Nick being in this aged like milk

[@I_Spi]

why?

[@anny_draws3023]

why???

[@rumpelstilzchen3045]

When I was small, my best friend and I invented this life hack. When you sleep at night, you should always lay down in your bed the wrong way around (feet to head side). This way someone who wants to cut off your head will only cut off your feet xD

[@sofilud2645]

Lmaoo Genius

[@comicalch4rlie]

The way they said "ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED?" Sounded so casual like it happens every Tuesday

[@hjdvfsvegjs4296]

It happens to me every Tuesday and Wednesday 😔😔

[@peppermintfrog6868]

@@GrunesGemuse it happens to me on Thursdays and Friday 😔

[@Ari.x22]

Rlly guys? Happens to me every Sunday morning! 🤗🤠

[@enigmaj1494]

@@Ari.x22 Are you Christian? If so, who are you being strangled by? The pastor, the neighbor lady Deborah (who always interjects during the sermon), or even YHWH Himself? Also, to everyone else in the comment thread, I’m disappointed that nobody made an erotic-asphyxiation joke. Come on, this is the Internet. Have some lack of decency.

[@Ari.x22]

@@enigmaj1494 💀💀💀

[@matthewparisian7093]

Snapping necks DOES, in fact, tend to kill people, Daniel.

[@anissueofskill]

i think it can paralyze people too

[@tylerroblox7695]

@@anissueofskill how can breaking a *neck* paralyze someone’s whole body

[@the_opossum_guy]

It's a lot harder than it seems, though. You have to apply a lot of force. More likely you're just gonna annoy them. Maybe paralyze them, if you're lucky.

[@makstracy]

@@tylerroblox7695 it's connected to your spine.

[@yitraboom]

@@tylerroblox7695 yeah like how can hitting your funny bone hurt your whole arm I guess the people who experience it must be wrong

[@karlanegron2491]

25:33 beautiful friendship

[@andallthatyazz]

I think I’m ready to say, officially, that this is my favorite video Danny’s made. The way he delivers lines in the first half that aren’t technically jokes are funnier than most of the actual jokes. “Just get out of the car” at 8:15 is a line that has no right being that funny. Only Danny could make that line funny because it’s such an easy layup to the point that it’s not really even a joke. And I love Nick at 26:10. I desperately want to know specifically which jokes in his videos are pre-written and which ones are on the fly. I think he said it’s like 70% scripted and 30% ad lib. I need that 30%! Kinda surprised I haven’t seen any Gregs take a stab at making a compilation video of jokes they think are in that 30%. I think the comments section would be really fun.

[@bljp]

nick: “i feel like its choking you!” also nick: is strangling the life out of danny with a tear away scarf

[@big_sea]

yes

[@TerryProthero]

Yeah, I can see how that might have gone badly.

[@existentialrookie5432]

25:39 Nick again: "I feel like I was choking you for a while" Danny: "Yeah, you were!"

[@rainhat1]

Lmao

[@hourofberries]

Why does the narrator sound like she’s trying to talk like Snow White

[@user-kq9rb7yy4j]

Ballsack

[@peterm.4355]

Here's the twist: it IS Snow White. She works in Troom Troom channel.

[@isaraeh]

when you’re kidnapping someone, whistle while you work!

[@rosealldays]

She sounds like a barbie malfunctioning

[@Mooms]

I wonder if it’s the original Troom troom narrator just talking in a higher register or if it’s a different person

[@anonomooose]

Matches will not strike on a surface other than the scratch pad thing on the box(forgot the name). There’s a chemical thing where the reaction isn’t complete with out the strike pad

[@tabboty]

Heard someone say Troom Troom is just fetish content and I haven't been the same since. They're too correct

[@hollyhobgoblin8838]

Regarding melting a zip tie with a match: I'm pretty sure Troom Troom took this from the real life case in which one of serial killer Bob Berdella's victims escaped using this method. However, the reason he was able to do this was because Bob Berdella had been sexually assaulting him for a long period of time and was deluded into believing that his victim was actually in love with him, so he became more lax in his restraints when he left for work. The reason the victim couldn't simply bend at the waist to pick up the match was because he was tied to a bed post. Naturally, Troom Troom wasn't going to include any of these disturbing details and wanted to present a sanitised version of kidnapping in which the victim is never in too much danger, so the context is lost and this tip seems really bizarre as a result. I imagine the rest of these tips are similar: Things that have been/could be legit avenues of escape in specific circumstances, but without those circumstances it just seems weird and useless.

[@ratman9778]

Jeez thanks for the info it’s fucked up they thought it’d be fun to do this in a ✨life hack!😝✨ format given the backstory

[@hollyhobgoblin8838]

@@ratman9778 Exactly. That's really the main problem with this whole premise is that real kidnapping scenarios are usually much darker than just "cartoonish bad guys wanted money so they take someone for ransom."

[@mimiindisguise6357]

And they use this messed-up case for a clickbaity and almost completely illegitimate life hack video? Troom Troom seems so much more controversial than they ever were before

[@shadzydow]

@@LadyUndeath it doesnt always work with zip ties though i tried it once and it tightened around my wrists and i had to yell for my dad to get heavy duty scissors 💀

[@TheBluestflamingos]

@@LadyUndeath I would worry that you'd cut your wrists with the zip ties. That's a pretty well-known concern in bondage circles, which is why Fifty Shades came under fire for featuring zip-tie bondage in a book aimed at casual first time kinksters. Tbf, through, in an emergency, it's probably worth risking a little nerve damage.

[@marianissa2438]

*nick, fighting back tears* : "why is the mouth hole so big???"

[@tunafish5462]

That mask reminded me of the masks in mucha lucha lol. I used to love it as a kid.

[@Nuclear_Orange]

LMAO

[@AirLight1646]

Is Danny trying to say that Nick talks too much lmao

[@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.1937]

When the fake kidnapper said “GOTCHA GIRLIE!” I paused eating my enchiladas and burst out laugh for absolutely no fucking reason

[@moomoof8720]

i felt like i was choking you for awhile.... danny: yea....yea you did the sheer panic in his eyes and how his head snapped back even tho that velcro was there that...that is a man dedicated to his job

[@Mreverythingization]

Danny: now i crush his bones Nick: politely scoots away

[@alyssapinon9670]

“She’s so pretty, so charming and graceful” “It’s obvious that he’s in love with her.” Girl getting her kidnapper to fall in love with her just by existing? Troom Troom must have been reading some wattpad fanfic before making this video because Skylar is radiating main character energy

[@Toriyamaus]

I almost throw up into my food from laughing to hard at this comment.

[@williambutcher7429]

She is radiating neighbor Jackie vibes

[@wannaastro4621]

STOP IT THATS MY NAME

[@deerymeimhere]

Y/N vibes~

[@aarondavis8943]

Also, not charming and graceful. I'd let her go after 5 minutes but then I'm not a very committed kidnapper.

[@gothlyy]

danny casually busting through duct tape multiple times is so funny lmao

[@huglife626]

When she was in a chokehold and reached back I was surprised because I thought they were going to show her grabbing him and quickly throwing herself forward to throw him on the ground, a legitimate tactic that my brother in the army taught me, but I was NOT prepared to see her just- Snap his NECK-

[@malinicorrea9379]

Danny and Nick: *trying out weird life hacks while being filmed* Guy: hey that's the best way to be though

[@horror__sans]

fax

[@emptysekai]

based

[@deereye87]

A reasonable reaction

[@user-rt2su8sf5y]

danny frantically laughing while he's being choked is me

[@rabtheflab9572]

@ANTLERNIGHTS 😂

[@KarbonYaddy]

I'm still early on in the video this hit me like a freight truck

[@stanloona8733]

Kinky

[@user-rt2su8sf5y]

@ANTLERNIGHTS yes it is in fact

[@juliahoward7336]

this is the first Danny video I ever watched. Weird part is I used to not enjoy it but now it’s one of my favorite ❤️

[@weirdcakes304]

The duck tape, sorry I mean scotch tape, one is an actual trick you can do. The reason why it didn’t work at first is because Troom Troom worded it oddly

[@cicadathegod8277]

Danny: “Now I crush his bones” Nick: *moves slightly to the right*

[@trainbdr101]

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