The Problem With Huge Giveaways On YouTube

[@nathanwashington9784]

“Why are you in her back seat?” “I was just chilling” Fucking sent me

[@ectoplasm9023]

iM FUCKING DYING BRO

[@M.R.T.xns.]

Why are in her back Seat is not a correct sentence

[@M.R.T.xns.]

@@lilbadolbeanbag666 bruh

[@sivartfarmer]

@@lilbadolbeanbag666 I love Ben 10

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Edit: gee thanks for the likes

[@ella5252]

she wasn’t even scared she was just like “why are u there” LMFAO i love her

[@SnoFitzroy]

That was one of the best parts. I was kinda worried for a moment she'd be a bit terrified lmao

[@Roll1d2]

Its Florida what are you expecting?

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I feel like anyone in that situation would take a few seconds for their brain to process it.

[@0pushinP]

nice pfp😏

[@itari6179]

HAHA YESS

[@bobby-]

Sorry to say Danny, but all your pure hearted fans are either scared of Twitter or are too pure hearted to go in Twitter.

[@sunnflowerr]

Truth

[@celebalert5616]

He shouldve posted it on the Jeremy Renner app. That's where all the pure hearted fans are 😍

[@ZeroAoAnimations]

...This makes too much sense

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

We are on Twitter… we just know Danny too well.

[@No1PlutoSupporter]

Exactly 😭😭 I saying I would have said something I’m on Twitter but I’m on a wholesome side of stan twitter so I don’t follow Danny on there

[@eastoncreger4279]

The fact that Danny responds to "why are you in Shelbys backseat" with "hanging out" is the most Danny thing to do.

[@GodBear97]

"I was just chilling" had me rolling

[@DollyGutxx]

He is truly Danny doing Danny things.

[@Theunicorn2012]

The fact that Danny responds to "why are you in Shelby's backseat" with "hanging out" is the most Danny thing to so.

[@k.m.186]

The real lesson we should take from this is that the possibility is now always non zero that Danny Gonzalez is hiding in the trunk of your car, *and that’s terrifying*

[@dabading2860]

oh fuck

[@KryptikPosse]

English 10

[@btsisthebest6821]

900th like lol

[@k.m.186]

@@nickh6674 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Theunicorn2012]

The real lesson we should take from this is that the possibility is now always non zero that Danny Gonzalez is hiding in the trunk of your car, and that's terrifying

[@frickinfrick8488]

I’m glad someone pointed out how bad of a gift an expensive car is. Cars are not no-strings-attached gifts, they come with a lot of extra costs and if the car is outside your budget it can seriously become a burden on your finances.

[@Syd448]

That’s what I always think about! I always think... but the registration and insurance 😩😭

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

So basically David dobrik is a David doprick. Always knew he was an always with that stupid fucking smile. Like dude use a brush you bum

[@tacochad2191]

You can sell it

[@ella-vi2xc]

@@tacochad2191 not if the contract doesn’t let you

[@10feralratsinacoat76]

Plus I’m pretty sure whoever does it can write it off on their taxes so realistically it’s all just a “look at me I’m so nice” when they’re writing it off

[@insertbookpunhere]

An underrated part of this is that Danny initially paid Monica $100 for helping him with the video. It's so easy for creators to use viewers for content, but Danny chose compensation over exploitation.

[@Asylum_seeker]

This is how low the bar has became for KZbinrs. Truly sad.

[@emersagro]

ikr i feel like Danny is probably the most considerate and wholesome KZbinr on this platform and this video goes to show it 🥰

[@mikewilko]

He also put in the message to the friend as well that she would be paid, massive respect for that.

[@Bisquick]

Hell yeah. To add to the appreciation of authenticity/honesty/being-an-actual-person in this whole thought process here and presumably life, I will say too, another shitty outcome was simultaneously also avoided because Teslas are (sadly) pretty garbage, unsurprising considering it is of course overseen by a dude who cosplays as a genius despite knowing close to nothing about anything (engineering-wise at least, which he claims is his forte) and who in the dichotomy you presented chooses exploitation over compensation every time. I mean really, that's the "one secret trick billionaires hate" to being grotesquely wealthy: authentically abandon all empathy/consideration of others. Often times this isn't their "fault" per se (capitalism absolutely overdetermines this of course by inherently materially rewarding such a disregard of values that may supercede the hedonic usury/profit-seeking demanded to simply survive, compounding the probability or normalization of people accepting/justifying this hollow "rational" perceived self-interest over time), but the refusal to reconcile the transparently causal and extremely adverse outcomes with their own complicity in perpetuating such a system, instead doubling down on a justification of their "merit" or "virtue" as self-anointed philosopher kings, is...well, pretty shitty for lack of better words. Though hey, it's not like I'm doing much of anything about it either so it's not like I'm any better. _Anyway_ idk, personally, the only hope I have for the future is noting the fact that surely the majority of people can intuit that being a huge callous piece of shit can open up "business opportunities", but yet _in spite_ of it being systemically incentivized and often times demanded, they _still_ instead often choose to hold onto their humanity rather than sell it off for potentially all the profit, much like Danny here. And yeah, sorry for the screed, was initially just going to make a stupid joke and somehow ended up with this depressing shit lol womp oops...

[@darkcognitive]

Danny is a good guy.

[@meknowcool8730]

Danny the whole time: stressed and scared Danny at the end: “I had a lot of fun filming this video”

[@boilingpoolnoodle3927]

imagine sending “swag” to a fake email and finding out that’s the reason you now can’t pay your college tuition

[@Probablyalli]

this u

[@Probablyalli]

?

[@hawaii3231]

What? (I haven’t watched the video yet)

[@Synezky]

@@hawaii3231 Probably you're already watch it, but if u dont, danny put his fake gmail and the password on twitter so danny can choose who's the real nice person that gonna get the gift who tell danny that his gmail was exposed on twitter instead just email danny "swag" and doesnt win the tesla (70k on this video), atleast win the gregs heart by his/her joke "swag".

[@Probablyalli]

@@boilingpoolnoodle3927 sad

[@Coconutcrocs]

I was initially afraid of being seen by this many people but y'all are great

[@GirlDo3]

Omggg girl you are so pretty

[@microlizard]

Ur amazing!!!!

[@KAROLWEWE]

you are so so so pretty❣

[@kazakukog]

u and shelby are so cute✨💕

[@EssencexMari]

No you are great! Love your personality and you deserve the 70,100

[@jessicapirnat]

getting 70k no string attached is far better than getting a tesla. CLEARLY. shit would change my life. so happy for monica

[@turner15]

What would you do with it? Just asking.

[@jurgenklopp156]

@@turner15 nothing

[@stprino]

@@turner15 cocaine and hookers

[@Still_who_Iam]

Well it's technically not 70k. He hopefully included the tax for income. Shes gonna have to give a portion of that to florida and the fed.

[@hannah3970]

@@turner15 invest it

[@Bannertbird]

Let this be a lesson to all of you: At any moment, Danny could be in the back of your car. *WATCH. YOUR. BACK.*

[@Zasm0d3us]

your friend's car*

[@MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD]

Is that a threat or a promise 😉

[@Bannertbird]

@@MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD yes

[@luxqueenmina]

jokes on him my car is filthy he would never fit

[@LBlueeyedKAITOfan]

And about to kidnap you

[@coopertheodore7894]

I think Danny's first mistake was looking for pure-hearted people on Twitter.

[@davidedeus12]

Yeah, that is not... that is not a good place to find pure-hearted people. Actually, it's not even a good place to find morally-normal people lol

[@justalula7151]

Morality can really be iffy on twitter and at best like .....Similarly to a quote from the Witch from Into the Woods , "They're not good. They're not bad......They're just nice."

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@justalula7151 they aren’t even nice, they’re all just angry and wanting to start something I swear 💀

[@thomasscalia810]

TRUEEEE

[@casmadison9092]

Exactly!

[@mony.mp4]

“why is there a camera” “ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵐᶤᶰᵉ” _”why are you in her back seat”_ “ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜʰᶤˡˡᶤᶰᵍ”

[@Whatlander]

iconic

[@npeq8176]

“Why are you in her back seat” Oh just got kidnapped kinda vibin

[@ariannacandostuff162]

Npeq kinda sick back here ngl still waiting for my candy tho

[@ehhh888]

Ngl, if I ever sit in a supposedly empty car and a dude suddenly pop up in the back... I AM having a panic attack ... she is so chill ! The whole video is so precious.

[@mxcrayon]

@@ehhh888 True, but she also knows him very well so she knew who he was the moment he turned around, and I wouldn't be surprised if she recognized his voice as well. Plus, Shelby was completely calm right next to her

[@marci5369]

His first mistake was trying to find a heart of gold on Twitter. Twitter is where people go to see the world burn.

[@Sirwitless]

Not the only place I know multiple places

[@geoni.n78]

i thought that said "to see the world's bum"

[@sam.onella]

omg fr (Babush Cat)

[@TheOther-Dude]

It's an absolute cesspool of degenerates ☺️

[@BBQPorkSandwich3]

Yeah. Twitter SUCKS

[@camiweber1136]

I started laughing sm at the “I bought five umbrella. And it never rained”

[@ZzJupiter]

I was laughing so much at the fact it didn't rain lol

[@skyrothman8651]

I absolutely love that you sheepified the word umbrella by making the plural and the singular the same thing

[@Theunicorn2012]

I started laughing sm at the "I bought five umbrella. And it never rained@

[@caitlynwinkler4189]

Monica was WAY too relaxed to find herself in a car with an unexpected camera and a man in the backseat. I feel like she could defuse bombs without breaking a sweat.

[@tectonickminecraft2022]

Yeah

[@Claybeez]

I saw a shopping bag in my rear view mirror once and screamed incredibly loud. I need Monica’s energy

[@iLoveUbeicecream]

Sometimes ppl are really chill when things are crazy then really hyped up when things finally calm down.

[@dr.mritunjaykumar5373]

@@iLoveUbeicecream that describes me perfectly

[@QueenieBam]

Ikr

[@zero-chan1830]

Imagine being one of the people trolling Danny's email and finding out that you could've won 70,000 dollars

[@ianfisher1271]

Maybe it'll motivate people to be less trolly?

[@hrgbjcarlos3346]

@@ianfisher1271 nothing wrong with being trolly tho

[@nak_attak]

We do a little trolling

[@smcsvlogs]

We do a little trolling

[@Mophead950]

We do a little trolling

[@daisyrayne5898]

danny's first mistake was trying to find pure wholesome people on *twitter* of all places

[@VintageToilet]

I haven’t even watched the video but yes

[@out_of_orbit1968]

Little did he know twitter is the place where the worst of humanity gather together to harass each other, feel superior, virtue signal and fuel their ego.

[@briggyb]

Right!?! I haven't been on Twitter in a couple years. People are so awful to each other there.

[@vayunarora8824]

So true. So true

[@justaperson247]

LMFAO FR

[@almostaquant]

he called it...... the algorithm didn't put this on my feed for NO reason

[@KaiLucasZachary]

Almost like thousands of people have been watching this video recently or something. That algorithm really is mysterious, isn't it?

[@dragonsrule20201]

Dannys method of finding someone with "a heart of gold" is KILLING me, especially when the tweet wasn't that convincing

[@stopprocrastinating4181]

Yeah seeing the password i would obv think it was a joke 😭

[@deanvandijk9670]

Yeah, I saw the tweet and was completely convinced it was a joke 😂 Besides, why would you DM him that he's been compromised on his hacked account?

[@raoufsb8996]

@@deanvandijk9670 He wasn't tryna make it look like he was hacked. The idea was that he wanted to sent the account info as a DM to somebody and tweeted it publicly instead.

[@inkstain3562]

But this video is SERIOUSLY killing me

[@deanvandijk9670]

@@raoufsb8996 Oh damn, looks like I misunderstood

[@JaeyunYD05]

Danny: I’m gonna make sure this is the most ethical and responsible giveaway ever Monica: I’m gonna get some cocaine and hookers Also Danny: yEEeAAaHHh

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The giveaway has to be ethical. Anything that happens after that, Danny is not legally responsible for.

[@justinwatson1510]

As long as she wants the cocaine and hookers, it’s an ethical giveaway. There’s nothing morally wrong with drug use.

[@coolum.5226]

@@justinwatson1510 hookers I can understand but drug use 😶 her choice though lmao

[@getoffthetabledavid7793]

@@coolum.5226 what’s unethical about drugs? Not a great idea, but not unethical.

[@fluffybunchy]

Johnny would do that too

[@madisonmilligan99]

Danny: why are people joking abiut this tweet and not concerned??? Also Danny: Password is hunkyHUNK

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

this made me chuckle

[@Urban_Goose]

Personally I wouldn't be very surprised if someone put their password as their fav thing

[@jacklyntree7752]

hunkyHUNK3388

[@EspiritoDeDafne]

I'm pretty sure that, with everything Danny has done (the attempt of making a viral music for tik tok, creating a fake cousin to trick the world...) people just assume that is something he's doing for some video

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

I’m gonna be honest, my gullible ass probably would’ve been worried but I haven’t checked my Twitter account in several months and would be way too embarrassed to ever dm a content creator anyways

[@jonhillman871]

when you announced monica was the winner i felt an actual wave of emotion and my eyes got teary. good on ya.

[@bitchbruh5593]

showed more emotion than she did lmao

[@iz6028]

@@bitchbruh5593some people like to keep their cool and freak out behind closed doors 😭 i bet she did

[@jeebs1298]

Me too

[@thealmightyjack]

Imagine being the person in a position to unknowingly win a new car and instead you send the guy a photo of a butter sculpture.

[@fungusonus]

Worth it

[@abcdeisthekeygaming277]

From a Nickelodeon kids show

[@Stiiizyz]

Retweet

[@vishnuprasad3041]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidsplooge14]

a spongebob one at that

[@RJNewbz]

Imagine the bystanders while he try’s to get in someone’s car and saying “oh no she didn’t leave it unlocked I was tryna sneaky sneak”

[@Shreyashi_512]

💀

[@striderfairchild8647]

LMAO

[@nanaduhh]

Imagine going out with a friend for boba and a silly little elf pops out from the back of your friend's car and hands you a tiny check of 70,000 doubloons

[@jillsarah7356]

This comment made me smile

[@yes.absolutely]

​@@jillsarah7356 it too made me give a little giggle

[@RealSkello]

It hath given me whimsical gaze

[@fishkid1177]

_it made me CACKLE_

[@Thepeakofmentalhealth]

It gave me a small *CHUCKLE*

[@MalleeMate]

God this video is so unbelievably stressful and uplifting at the same time. Good on you Danny, Monica and Shelby, as well as the camera crew. Legendary.

[@confusedparticles]

“$70k in human dollars” Sounds like something an alien that’s trying to impersonate a human would say

[@imtiazchoudhary3976]

Maybe he is an alien

[@missyc13]

@@imtiazchoudhary3976 @confusedParticles Both of you, silence! Before they take him back

[@DuoCheeks]

He’s secretly an alien.

[@confusedparticles]

@@DuoCheeks that would explain why Greg is the fastest growing KZbin fan base in modern day history…(don’t fact check me on that cause I’ll deny it in court)

[@jaymanla]

For the purchase of a human conveyance device

[@Ecsoggg23k]

I once entered a raffle at a car dealership to win a car. This car dealership was careful to avoid issues like these, so instead of giving the car away, the winner would have to actually purchase the car for $1 if they won. And to make the tax thing as doable as possible, they made sure the actual value didn't exceed a poor persons situation. All together, the winner paid about $75 to win the vehicle and they were given time to pay. Also, the raffle tickets were exchanged for non perishable foods. Instead of cash.

[@neoh-n]

Damn that's pretty cool

[@alfredorivera5764]

This kind of stories give me hope in humanity

[@Ambrosia-r7l]

wow this is actually really nice :)

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Huh? That's potential tax fraud... When you pay sales tax on a vehicle, it's generally supposed to be close to fair market value in purchase price. People do regularly put that they actually paid a number like 1$. Many states deal with that problem by charging directly on fair market value rather than purchase price.

[@Caelinus]

@@totalmetaljacket789 I think that is why they said this: "And to make the tax thing as doable as possible, they made sure the actual value didn't exceed a poor persons situation." If they were trying to do it responsibly they likely had a lawyer look over it. I bet it is the explanation that is lacking, not the actual giveaway. Assuming good faith of course.

[@imthenervouswreckful]

The real MVP of this is Shelby. Just rolled along with an internet celebrity getting in the trunk of her car to give her friend $70k.

[@StarScream_47]

This dude was so close to figuring out the Beast crimes 3 years ago LMAO

[@bluz1864]

I was looking for this!

[@FoomplyDinglebop]

nah, fr. when i heard him taking about tax and shit, i was like "wait, what does mr. beast do then??"

[@indianaharrington8258]

What crimes did Mr. Beast commit? I didn't know he had committed any. I tried to find it online, but I can’t.

[@ayannacoded]

​@@indianaharrington8258 it's crazy that you can't find anything online when that's pretty much all KZbin has been talking about for the past couple of weeks Anyway he hosted illegal lotteries and would just give his rich friends money and giveaways pretending that it's random subscribers And he also treated one of his employees in a way that even literal terrorists that have been captured aren't allowed to be treated legally so that's insane

[@emulationemperor8924]

@@indianaharrington8258 DogPack404 on youtube. Illegal lotteries mostly, but also other stuff.

[@sadpotato3386]

Monica: "Why are you in her backseat?" Danny: "... I was just chilling."

[@jeremy-m6b-m8n]

Shit had me dying lmao

[@minimexhell3940]

Why is there 1.3k likes and only one comment lol

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

“Also, can you guys let me out of the trunk?”

[@QDJW]

The fact that danny doesnt realize he does so much stuff to mess with his fans on social media that no one would take that tweet seriously is funny as hell

[@anndroid5147]

**socially experiments his fan base on social media for years** **pretends to need help and his fans are hella like "wtf now lol"** surprise Pikachu face

[@Haylla2008]

I think he realizes. ^_~

[@alextaylorstan]

True! Lol

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

It's like the bystander effect but dumber.

[@itari6179]

HAHA YES

[@Johnson_Johnny]

Danny, Let’s be honest, nobody on Twitter has a heart of Gold.

[@reilly4431]

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY TRUUEEEE

[@jasminekarim16]

Yep

[@pigadmiral6642]

What about Jarvis Johnson: GOLD

[@christophero1496]

@@pigadmiral6642 that is the ONLY exception

[@jojoistaken1]

You can have my like you deserve it lmao.

[@iforgotmyname6969]

In all seriousness, Danny is such a good guy. He put so much thought and worry into making sure his gift was perfect, and seeing Monica's reaction was so wholesome!!

[@coralb7242]

I’m sorry, but the fact that he took the time to find every loop that he needed to jump through in order to make this the way that he did is incredible. It shows that he really wanted to make sure that the person getting this was really getting a gift and not a “sorta” gift that they would have to spend more money on the the person who bought it for them. I’m also really glad he chose Monica - she seems like the perfect choice.

[@ilexdiapason]

bro you gotta mark your comments with spoiler alerts im only 20 minutes in 😔😔😔

[@scytheraptor4546]

@@ilexdiapason you could just not read the comments??

[@dafeef5555]

@@ilexdiapason No one does that. You go into the comments expecting spoilers. If you dont want them, don't look at the comments until after the video.

[@_braylosicles_]

@@dafeef5555 nonono spoilers are stinky

[@dafeef5555]

@@_braylosicles_ 🤷🏻‍♀️ then don't read the comments

[@adizzmal]

“KZbinr loses faith in the internet and has a mental breakdown trying to do genuine act of kindness.”

[@gameb9oy]

To be fair, after trying to pretend to be someone else for two videos now, I think fans just predicted everything is just a joke from him

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Dhar mann confirmed

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII

[@punkuke]

@@gameb9oy Pretending to be someone else? Did I miss something?

[@sunnythemartian]

@@punkuke I think they meant the disguise videos

[@TheMaddness22]

Honestly that best friend went above and beyond with the surprise for the sole fact she agreed to parallel park as part of the plan when there was available parking that didn't require parallel parking.

[@rhiannon8522]

i would die before letting someone film me parallel parking

[@brynt9835]

Right?? And on video 😩

[@reidd8334]

it's even better when you find out that the county they're in... DOESN'T teach you how to parallel park XD

[@mea2429]

parallel park On Camera for millions of viewers to see as well 🤚

[@yes-gs2rd]

do they not teach people how to parallel park in America or something lmao thats hilarious

[@kaili5050]

this is a very appropriate recommendation 3 years later!

[@thelonleyUchiha1]

Fun fact: if you’ve ever seen Nickelodeon’s double dare (or any of their old game shows) that’s why the prizes and money given out is pretty small so the kids can keep all of it and not have to be taxed on it

[@gwencocoa]

does a family cruise get taxed too?

[@thelonleyUchiha1]

@@gwencocoa I believe that depends on how much the cruise would cost if they were going to buy it. I believe it’s if a gift exceeds 12 grand is when it gets taxed

[@boyfloppie]

Aww,, that wholesome-

[@deppresedemoji5019]

Can kids even get tax :) ?

[@gidd]

@@deppresedemoji5019 if you are a citizen or resident in the US in pretty sure you can

[@Gromek999]

If there was some kind of video of the year award, this would be a nominee

[@TheChannelOfThings]

okay

[@bryanaltman8022]

veterans 3 when?

[@PTwithLeo]

This and niko omilanas “how I became mayor of London” should be nominees

[@olivertoth7652]

@@PTwithLeo niko’s video just copied max fosh’s lmao

[@christians4854]

I think Borderline Forever would win tho

[@tr3x726]

I blame Danny for thinking someone with a pure heart would have twitter

[@archerrusksjejandjajw]

I also blame danny

[@fosterrie6435]

@@archerrusksjejandjajw “this is all your fault, jafar”

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

@@fosterrie6435 is that a Starkid reference?

[@ezzyandzz]

HAHAHA

[@fosterrie6435]

@@justaninnocentpomegranate3702 I would’ve said “you’re fucking useless, Paul” but I don’t think enough people would’ve gotten that reference

[@leongatica1663]

the fact that she WAS actually vaping is so funny to me i love Monica so much

[@screamingbegins4688]

right and the cocaine bit??? xD

[@EchoGillette]

hearing Danny say he's a "mid-tier" KZbinr and feeling all my accomplishments crumble to dust and blow away in the wind

[@derpyshark3305]

Danny underestimates himself

[@leximena5929]

I love your channel!!

[@larryfisherman7763]

I don't know if that was an invincible reference but it got my follow lol

[@poober8826]

Thems the struggles of art KZbinrs 😞💃🕺💃🕺

[@annika6592]

OMG ECHO?? I watched your dyeing hair with koolaid video literally 6 years ago 😭 I was in middle school then and wanted cool dyed hair and now I’m graduated and about to turn 18!! this is such a throwback 🥲

[@combust__]

Danny, if "concerned, kindhearted fans" are the people you want to find, they're definitely not on Twitter

[@willowoodz]

LMAOOO

[@livperson3726]

@Childhood Nostalgia no way 😰🥶😥😱😨

[@16.mariaa]

1kth like :d

[@kimramirez3469]

😂😂😂

[@rmqm]

yeah, like I only comment on youtube

[@lilsunflower9655]

“Monica and Shelby driving in the Tesla For insurance reasons they can’t drive it” 🎶🎵🎶🤣🤣

[@hectorvazquez1207]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@peachieepanda]

Danny was way ahead of us.

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Trying to find a good person on Twitter is like asking a newborn to file your taxes

[@hiidostuff6786]

@Anne P L

[@katewurtz]

@Anne P W

[@Did.You.Forget]

It could happen 💃🏽

[@donpax8959]

It's funny to see how some people on KZbin shit so much on the users of every other social media. I wonder if they realize how toxic they are

[@marteater19zz]

@@donpax8959 everyone shits on twitter wtf are you on

[@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY]

"What the fuck is that?" "Sorry, that's mine." Is the smoothest, most hilarious thing that somebody could've improved at that moment.

[@gem6335]

time stamp kind people ?

[@uN-KEMPt]

@@gem6335 32:51

[@misojimo2154]

king of improvisation

[@nailgames2282]

@Chloe Lucy why did you do what you did

[@Jess-dv2py]

Imagine if they got there and Shelby didn’t know how to parallel park

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

What if your name was Monica Shelby

[@alexmacc2469]

I was waiting for someone to take the spot before Shelby got there lol

[@gl4sscherry]

@@papaya3642 please tell me you’re joking bc I can’t tell

[@skyesnaysia9504]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@elipeeli]

@@papaya3642 ALL I DID WAS TRY MY BEESSTTT

[@isa_saige]

this aged like cheese after the mr beast incident (i like cheese more than wine)

[@phoebe-gc6cu]

this is so funny lol

[@whalesharko4465]

What happened?

[@isa_saige]

@@whalesharko4465 allegedly he is a fraud and also a bunch of other questionable things such as ignoring registered sex offenders working under him and severely mistreating ppl. its a very long list ull have to research to fully understand

[@Sam-Pound]

​@@whalesharko4465 He's no longer with us sadly... 🕊

[@nikkicarreon]

Okay but.. you SHOULD make a butter sculpture

[@sfooshy4517]

ITS THE QUEEN hi

[@umakemefeelspecialll]

Love ur videos😫🤍

[@UnKnown-is3sn]

HEY OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!! I hope you’re doing amazing

[@KittyMeowMeow1244]

HIIII I LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSS

[@arminarlert3407]

AYY YOUR HERE I LOVE YOUR CONTENT ❤️

[@summerg8863]

Not only did he give her $70,000, he also FLEW down there to give it to her IN PERSON. A king.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

He had the courage to go to Florida on purpose. That's something special.

[@yuotueb]

...to feature her in his sponsored and monetized video. In the most ethical and mutually beneficial way possible though, no doubt.

[@soltrice]

@@yuotueb well, 70k is a lot of money

[@chiyorins]

@Gabriel he didn’t give her the actual car?

[@dogworld4000]

@Gabriel he didn't actually give her the car though!! he just gave her enough money that it Could cover a tesla + taxes. that was a pretty big point in the video.

[@Bxrry]

this was very respectful, a lot of people give people cars but then they cant afford the insurance or the tags

[@vktr3933]

are you that kid that your father smashed all of youre setup

[@jackdaww]

@@vktr3933 wtf are u even sayin

[@grantwalkermusic]

@@vktr3933 Huh?! You no makey no sense, Poppo

[@Carlit0Tit0]

I'd still take the car, and then sell it then. Tf? Lol

[@esotericangell]

@2freeIvX im pretty sure its illegal to drive uninsured in alot of places

[@toomuchcandor3293]

after seeing all the shit mr beast has been exposed for this truly is a testament to how someone who actually cared about the giveaway would do it like can you imagine if instead of increasing the prize size mr beast had taken this much care to make sure its valuable to the reciever

[@goncalotorres3623]

moral of the story: always be kind to people on twitter bcs you never know if they are going to give you a tesla

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Should see someone's reaction to this who doesnt know the context

[@Naharu.]

Thats honestly the only reason someone would ever be kind on twitter

[@hookedmediacarstech1419]

That’s not a good idea you wouldn’t be able to afford it

[@xcarriecatx]

Feels like a future Dhar Mann video

[@linneadiersen5067]

There’s something so wholesome and amazing about him doing the math about how much money he needs to give someone in order for them to actually be able to buy the car once tax is gone. I love it and I’m such a fan. Good job Danny

[@mayjaiiler]

Yup, but I'm still a little shocked that he willingy locked himself in his house for a year xd or maybe he just says that because the virus cultists can be seriously deranged. I'm glad I got rid of MSM way before the beginning of 2020

[@nurak7127]

I am still a little frustrated that he went for 70 K and not 69 K at 19:40

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@@mayjaiiler I’m pretty sure he was in lockdown, like many people were.

[@tiffanyb9275]

This exactly. It’s so ethical like…. I’m shocked. So wholesome.

[@oldarthurmorgan6319]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted I thought the lockdown was gone for a while now

[@CG5]

This video is too incredible to be stuck with just one title.

[@alexmendan-flake8212]

Yeah

[@helpygivesyouhelp7875]

Hello Cg5! I love your music!

[@beans9288]

thank you for saying this I wasn’t sure if I was just misremembering the title or if it was changing haha

[@lemon9634]

exactly.

[@igloo9929]

Ikr

[@MajiggerRose]

The sequence of Danny trying to find a good samaritan on twitter absolutely destroys me. I'm dying. Greg is the best and worst fanbase ever.

[@turner15]

Yeah I loved that.

[@AlliandoX]

The troll emails had me on the floor

[@tonyhakston536]

Bystander syndrome. He has tons of followers so OBVIOUSLY someone must have already told him, and if not, someone obviously WILL, so why bother?

[@BloxyLmao]

the fact that he expected people on twitter were gonna be nice and pure

[@vuedanto8576]

Imagine trying to find good people on the internet.

[@jacobf.8992]

Danny: "I wanna give away a Tesla in the most ethical way possible." Monica: "I'm gonna buy cocaine and hookers!"

[@JustStormo]

I'm giving you a like in spirit but the comment has 69 likes and I can't ruin that. Nice.

[@eyemaster8687]

@@JustStormo haha funni sex nuber!!

[@lizmoss]

lmao i really hoped she was kidding when she said that

[@tubegirl1013]

@@lizmoss no, she was being completely serious. hope this helps

[@melissahourihan2344]

I really thought she said “cocaine and cookies”

[@maximairapetov5450]

Danny, this video is intense, but Takis are seriously intense

[@TheMusicMaestro]

*intense shit.*

[@supermariochris5002]

A bit too intense AHHH FUCK IM DIABETIC SHSBBSHSHI S GCIS8 CTSF75 S85FVSG9U SIHV S9YGZTX

[@abhinavshrirang883]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@brookd7654]

*dances violently*

[@foopthezoomer6097]

Stop

[@Darslan123]

one of my top ten fears is now that danny could be in my trunk at any moment

[@himanbam]

When he calculated 68k and then said he was going to round it to a nice, even number, I can honestly say I was not expecting him to say 70k.

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

That shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did

[@jessibelle8836]

69th like lawl

[@neontd]

I love how Danny literally tried his best NOT to ruin somebody's life with a car, which contradicts the title Edit: The original title was: "Can I Ruin Someone's Life With A Free Car" which is why this comment makes no sense

[@plebobliterator]

that’s the whole point

[@terminator3000]

If you win a car you don't want or can afford to maintain, you still have the Option to sell it. You won't get the price of the car, but you will still get a nice amount of money. And someone else who wanted to buy that car anyway will get his car at a discount. You are happy with your money, he is happy with his discounted new car and everything is fine.

[@neontd]

@@plebobliterator I know, i said it contradicts the title

[@lynked8866]

Ok 👍

[@ch3rrybunn133]

@@terminator3000 pcs can

[@laila8027]

this video is intense, but ruining someone's life with a free car is SERIOUSLY intense

[@lo1z376]

@אוראל שורק mo

[@spicyshotz]

@@lo1z376 mo

[@pabloguerrero7560]

@אוראל שורק mo

[@aperson4515]

@אוראל שורק mo

[@aware5358]

@אוראל שורק mo

[@Silly_Rivers]

0:11 horrible parking job Danny 😞

[@jacksonvillenails]

😂😂 my dad calls it “creative parking”

[@Someonethathastoexist]

​@@jacksonvillenailsmy dad calls it "fucking moron" parking

[@garfield2130]

The fact that Danny said “maybe they’re vaping” when they stood outside the smoothie shop and then Monica was actually holding a vape when she got in the car lol

[@gracedillard1597]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@Imjudah-]

Ahh yes poor life decisions

[@purityweeps]

frrrr

[@snail-q6107]

Not Monica GREG

[@pinkyplayz2907]

HELP I THOGHT IT WAS A HIGHLIGHTER-

[@c-dog1]

Teslas are intense, but ruining someone's life is SERIOUSLY intense

[@kokichiouma7693]

No, you imbecile, TAKIS are SERIOUSLY intense.

[@bellarose894]

So intense that DAVID DOBRIK might show up

[@tszzn]

this is some intense stuff

[@Jelly_Jay_15]

@@kokichiouma7693 TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY TENSE

[@VideoGamePhilosopher]

What about BANG?!

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"What are you doing in the back of her car?" "I'm just chillin." Danny doing Danny things.

[@pachho808]

Dude. Based PolComp results.

[@nimblebutt]

@@pachho808 fr

[@iklv07]

Love your user name

[@FdubsMapping]

If he looked one step further into Mr beast he would’ve discovered it all.

[@Kalebianxd]

PewDiePie and Jacksepticeye always talked about it, it's so icky

[@MW-pb2gf]

course pewdiepie is a racist and antisemite so him sayin whatever doesn’t mean much at all

[@Zenitsuagatsuma-san]

@DVnc_ jack is a legend

[@stonesword1844]

discovered what?

[@guthrowtaylorjohnson5758]

Wait till his followers realise that they could have gotten 70k if they resisted the urge to troll Danny

[@pvree]

lmao yes

[@svenbengtsson9753]

I'm cRYING

[@UnclePhil73]

Moral of the story, if a contest doesn’t award cash or at least have a cash option, don’t bother.

[@wolfwriterRodger]

Thanks, Uncle Phil

[@CaptainCuda]

Thanks, Uncle Phil

[@ekanshgoel6602]

Thanks, Uncle Phil

[@equidistanthoneyjoy7600]

Unless the prize is an elephant. Who doesn't want a war beast that challenge Rome?

[@ahheck6800]

Thanks, Uncle Phil

[@rexcorvorum2209]

It's interesting seeing Danny handle a sophisticated topic like giving someone a high-end luxury item and how that effects their economic position. Especially since he knows he has a younger audience and has to avoid the lecturing approach and keeps it a calm discussion-based atmosphere.

[@listenupigotastory]

I don’t think he put that much thought into it…I think he is just good at leveling with people and knowing how to talk to them. It’s part of being a successful KZbinr. He seems pretty intelligent anyways so it’s not hard for him

[@christoble]

BAHAHAHAH WTF

[@MrGGlafrite]

Yeah I think it’s just his way of being : he takes a popular subject and makes it down to earth and realistic. But what that does is pretty interesting. It shows the hypocrisy behind those who hide what he’s saying

[@potatoman7594]

haha funny man give tesla

[@asteroidkitty3121]

That's a really good point, Danny never sounds preachy. I dig it

[@porcelainboy264]

This hits different now with the Mr Beast shit

[@gswal407]

plot twist: danny walks right into his own kidnapping; he literally gets into the trunk

[@DrownedInDysphoria]

Plot twist: he has a kidnapping kink like the tiktok boys

[@8xrry]

@@DrownedInDysphoria lmfao

[@isaacthered]

Oh no now he's gonna get taken to Costa Rica, punched once, and taken back

[@chasebutfat4864]

he paid to be kidnapped

[@naifakhuri600]

@@isaacthered coastal rica**

[@nshvh]

The only thing that could negate the absolute fear and dread a woman would feel at having a strange man pop up in the back of her car is $70,000.

[@sydneyatkins6249]

Nah no fear cause its danny, the least intimidating man

[@JasminMiettunen]

Sydney Atkins also she was with her friend during daytime, so that probably helped a little lol

[@haziqshams]

Danny: giving away $70,000 to a stranger Also Danny: complained about buying 5 umbrellas

[@adrenalineactivate]

The difference is that the umbrella wasn't sponsor by any company

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

classic danny

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur channeI

[@RunOnGasoline_]

i would complain about the five umbrellas too XD i live in texas and the weather is wild. forecast can say 80% chance of rain and then it never rains. its that crazy down here XD

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

He's on a budget here!

[@ruthiewitter569]

This was so heartwarming to see. Thank you, Danny, that was an amazing and responsible thing to do. Seriously. You improved her life instead of destroying it for your own selfish gain, and that is a true mark of kindness. Thank you.

[@atomicsissy6760]

Danny getting angry at his followers for not helping him with his fake problem is so funny

[@carlaeyyy649]

they probably knew it was for a video lol

[@vive335]

Tbh I’d be so confused

[@fairlysleepy]

@@carlaeyyy649 danny can never do a video without his fans ruining it for him, like the tiktok video 😭😭

[@katelynisspooky]

Haha exactly I saw it and knew it was a joke so ignored it

[@morgan.sproductions9159]

@@carlaeyyy649 I was in the replies of that tweet and like everyone knew it was a video or at least didn't think it was real.

[@starsgalaxy3113]

Can we have a minute for Shelby for being an absolute queen and carrying the whole plan on her back? And Monica seems like the coolest and nicest person ever I am so glad she got the money!

[@papaya3642]

!!!

[@helene8706]

same, as soon as he was like "who should I give this to?" I was like MONICA

[@iamspit1450]

Wow thx for spoiling

[@KT-pi1be]

@@iamspit1450 shouldn’t have read the comments before watching the video. obviously people are gonna discuss it.

[@carlostheroach4596]

@@iamspit1450 what did you expect, people are gonna talk about the video that’s what comments are.

[@bookwormsensation8024]

I love how Danny actually cares about his winner who’s stranger,also discussing the negative effects of it and how it’s not as pretty as it’s painted to be.

[@IIzanagii]

@Bruh Bruh yea... sure

[@fudgemonkey5504]

@Bruh Bruh then give us 70k 😐

[@markswatermelonsuppler1280]

@Bruh Bruh k

[@chaoticpainting1507]

I like how genuine you were about this whole process bro! I know the $$ was donated but damn dude, that is amazing how you were able to make a substantial change in someone's life like that! I wish more ppl were as thoughtful with their giving as you were. I've often wondered how the whole process works, I'm sure it would be pretty shitty to be like omg! I won something awesome just to have to passed over or have to get rid of it because I couldn't afford it. The rich really are on a whole other level of living. Anyways, I'm new to the channel, but I've really enjoyed the videos so far! Might be why there are over 6 million other ppl who have subbed lol

[@hithere-ck6mu]

monica should make a tiktok about winning a free car to that phineas and ferb sound that's like "i'd have two nickels! which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice!"

[@trucevideos]

😭😭😭 omgggg

[@Coconutcrocs]

I'll play the flute on tik tok, im taking requests

[@alext399]

@@Coconutcrocs the new dababy song

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@alext399 less goo

[@emmalemma1195]

@@Coconutcrocs never gonna give you up

[@JaseFaceJR]

Alternate title: Danny has a panic attack and hides in the trunk of a strangers car for a while

[@nnh0776]

IM SORRY BUT I READ “Danny” AS “Daddy” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@suguclipse]

@@nnh0776 Well, that's not completely incorrect-

[@brookemarieann4567]

I love

[@sivartfarmer]

@@brookemarieann4567 Me too, Brooke.

[@nothanks6615]

@@nnh0776 he tends to call himself that from time to time-

[@CrownJulez]

Getting taxed on something you won is really stupid, that’s essentially just ignoring the fact that it was a random chance occurrence that you won something and then punishing you for it. It seems like a system in place to ensure that the poor can never even win their way out of poverty. In Australia, you don’t get taxed on prize money won through lottery or competitions, I believe you also aren’t taxed on things such as cars or houses, but then obviously you take on the expense of those things after the ownership is passed to you.

[@alexanderermels1525]

I love this. Imagine you're coming back from getting boba and there's a sweaty Danny Gonzales in your trunk.

[@PrettyGuardian]

That sounds delightful.

[@leopardsun]

A nice snack to go with the tea!

[@dan-gy4vu]

😶

[@picklerick9106]

I read that as booba lmao

[@bridget1138]

Any day, just whenever, no tiny check or anything just this. 😃

[@taytay4606]

danny: “maybe they’re vaping” monica: *comes back with a vape in her hand*

[@fracturedsmile]

She needs one that doubles as a flute

[@bambiboy9359]

time stamp?

[@asianwiggles4934]

@@bambiboy9359 maybe she’s vaping- 31:31 vape in hand- 32:53

[@andrewsteavpack9079]

It's Flute cross training

[@BadBlonde-CarHistory]

hahaah

[@Emily-ii6si]

How did Danny think people were going to be seriously concerned about him giving out his password when he made it Hunkyhunk

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

It is so sad that the government makes it so you can't gift a person in need something nice.

[@winrawrisyou]

The people running these giveaways have a ton of money. They ought to just reserve some for the extra fees and taxes. If the government made it tax-free it'd surely be yet another exploit to be abused by super-rich people, once again screwing everyone else.

[@djentlover]

This is a classic case of fraudsters ruining things for everyone. I was surprised to find out how few people were outraged by the taxes. I'm not American so I was flabbergasted

[@Dragoon45]

Really amazing to see Danny out of his comfort zone

[@MysticalC-wf9hi]

Ok Hypixel Checkmark man

[@nicksprague6225]

why is sophiejenkins98 in this comment section

[@zachamroun4361]

@@bluerad428 ok blue

[@Malv10202]

hi dragoon, love your content also yes

[@scribblescape7288]

DRAGOON I LOVE YOU

[@annadelgado6539]

I love how over the years how Danny’s getting bigger, he doesn’t change and turn into the average over the top questionable KZbinr. He’s actually taking advantage of this chance to figure out the intricacies of being popular. He’s satisfying everyone’s curiosity, especially his own

[@benjaminrobinson7203]

He's not actually getting bigger. It just looks that way cause he made the check small.

[@amandamei232]

thebloodykansan this

[@honeybat8803]

@@benjaminrobinson7203 lmfao 💀

[@stratford1]

@@benjaminrobinson7203 you, sir, have earned my like.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

@@benjaminrobinson7203 See, the joke worked! It IS funny!

[@E5va]

Monica seems like a such a genuinly nice person, she totally deserved that money!

[@jeffreyquinlan8094]

She is truly Greg, haha

[@dawnm9462]

it would kinda be funny if she was a horrible person irl and not on video just to spite comments like these

[@ohsarcasm]

You must be fun at parties.

[@elephorofonius]

@@ohsarcasm you don’t get invited to any 🐥 /j

[@E5va]

@@dawnm9462 if she'S mean bitch irl but she managed to act like this she deserves that money AND oscar i guess

[@malkyyy3418]

I think it would be actually kinda fucked up if monica didnt get it😂Imagine seeing this video after being interviewed about getting screwed out of a prize you won, only for Danny to be like “damn i wish i could find a loyal viewer to give this money to”

[@reilly4431]

AWH THE “MONICA AND SHELBY IN THE TESLA” SONG IS SO CUTE

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear 43l

[@mlgdoge12343]

@@AxxLAfriku lol no

[@ilovetzuyufromtwice2803]

IKR

[@livingtrash1223]

@@AxxLAfriku SHUT

[@doro2597]

🎶monica and shelby in a tesla🎵 🎶for insurance reasons they can’t drive it🎵

[@sleeplessavenue]

Danny: "im giving someone a tesla" me: aw thats sweet Danny: "im giving Monica the tesla" me: AW HELL YEAH

[@sophiaroth1930]

She really is the perfect person to give it to!

[@Jumpinpasta]

Dude same

[@sdghetufgkjsdfg]

ikr!!! I felt my heart squeeze when he said he gonna give it to her!! so happy for her she really seems like a sweet and a kind person!!

[@Philyshark7]

@@sdghetufgkjsdfg 36:24 cocaine and hookers lmao

[@maggiedk]

I literally got chills when he started talking about how she was getting it. This video is so freaking cute

[@OneTopic]

dang man i came here for good chuckles not to have my heart feel emotions

[@x4nder176]

i love ur videos

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@sappysaphic420]

Seriously, I was about to cry when Monica was slowly figuring out she actually won a car

[@jef4002]

Sup

[@Lanoira13]

Translation: OT cried a little. lmao same

[@07kamichamakarin]

11:35 Unfortunately, this is how many companies operate. It's just like how fastfood restaurants promote their 'value meals', or any promotional meals in the front of their counter in a big picture with big font saying 'SAVE $3!!!' and put the individual prices of the food on the very corner of the store counter in small fonts. They would also do this on their posters saying 'Chicken Meal for only $1!!!' but when you buy it, it's actually $3 because the $1 menu doesn't include a drink and a small fries unlike the $3 and the saleslady will absolutely give you the 'value meal'.

[@RobotLover696]

I know this is a light hearted video, but Monica’s story about how she later found out that they gave the car to a person that would have been able to afford it anyway made me so sad and a little angry, it reminded me about a post I read a while ago about how rich people just get things for free all the time (the post was just talking about ridiculously expensive gift bags at luxury parties though, and I know the person had to pay taxes anyway, but damn, it feels so unfair)

[@Mama_Bear524]

I fully agree

[@iblame_nargles]

eat the rich _eat the rich_ _EAT THE RICH_

[@funtimediaz7435]

Especially with all the poor people out there. Like, I've seen people make amazing unbeleavible things on the internet with just garbage yet they still live in old houses and slums. There are millions out there who have such talent but cant show it cause all of the other "Popular" and "Hot" people taking the spot-light. They could even struggle buying masks or food even. They could be great artist, musicians, workers, tech preformers, anything! Yet, companies dont want "Poor" people in there busniesess just because they think there busniess will have a bad name when CLEARLY they have so much to offer or bring to finacial or luxury based. Its really sad ngl,

[@WHOAitsCharmander]

This is exactly the reason I don’t join tech giveaways despite seeing all the tech youtubers I watch host so many. I’ve been blessed with good financial opportunities and I have 2 solid gaming PCs. I would rather raise the odds for others to win, even though the difference is negligible at best

[@bcc5701]

@@WHOAitsCharmander I refuse veteran discounts on the same principle. My wife makes great money, I’m literally about to be an Attorney, I dont need it. ESPECIALLY at mom and pop shops.

[@daniellelarsen9767]

I’m so disappointed Greg didn’t help Danny when he was in trouble. That’s real Craig behavior.

[@McGee45]

Ok weirdo

[@roguegecko5113]

@@McGee45 what? How?

[@caitycat7379]

Hahahahhahahahhahaha

[@gathanaranath]

@@McGee45 IT’S A JOKE

[@McGee45]

@@gathanaranath weird ass joke