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[@Viteaification]

the horse trying to flirt with you but can only think of things horses would care about is beyond funny

[@jasperjazzie]

i love the idea that horses think that people like the same things they do now i'm wondering, when i drive by a ranch in the car and go "horses", are the horses seeing me and thinking "car"?

[@Littlzzzxxd]

😳

[@jamessmolski1462]

Seeing this before seeing that part of the video is very exciting

[@lazygenie5616]

You like ranches?..

[@Snolly_goster]

Our senses of humor are beyond broken

[@cryptidonstrike]

This has the potential to be a long-running series and I support it unconditionally

[@Sophistica_hyacinth]

Yes PLEASE-

[@xavigav]

The new badads!

[@lucinda_null]

Yes!

[@diegocangetit]

Yess pls

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

@@xavigav yes!

[@imnotreallyjess4318]

drew: shopping addiction danny: gaming addiction

[@Ratsinacoatt]

Kurtis: Meme addiction

[@RM06029]

danny: shopping addiction drew: gaming addiction

[@herblne]

ther the same person what u talkin about

[@tres909]

Collab idea: Danny & Drew introduces Gaming Life Hacks

[@vlovesyapping]

Jarvis- Dhar Mann addiction

[@Naterkix]

Pretty sure Horace is just having a severe mental break where she sees normal people as weird potato goblins and horses as bishie anime boys.

[@ImliterallyDylanLenivy]

She might be in a mental asylum

[@gummiebeez]

Poor Horace Her life has really gone off the rails recently

[@Tired3120]

I love that danny dresses up for each game’s theme while tryna explains to us the weird stuff he found

[@annoyingkid48]

Who is Tryna??

[@faenene]

@@annoyingkid48 I think they meant trying to explain

[@big_sea]

yes

[@notwillinglyaloof]

@@annoyingkid48 be for real..

[@dollface465]

​@@annoyingkid48 😭😭💀

[@staccato7930]

The amount of work danny put into the narrative parts' sets/costumes is actually awesome

[@SeanFerree]

Agreed

[@Iamverygreat]

Wdym danny? that's drew.

[@dreamervert]

It’s so enjoyable to watch!

[@nataliaprador.4760]

i'm amazed at danny's character development with fictional gorillas, he went from questioning them for their clothes and walking, to loving them, excellent

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

*Is this a billion surprise toys reference-*

[@nataliaprador.4760]

@@It_Is_Oylenox of course it is

[@nightlist435]

HI NAT

[@nataliaprador.4760]

@@nightlist435 JEROME HELLO?????

[@thetreeofclues]

Fun fact: the "interesting rap" song in the GTA ripoff game is "Evidently Chickentown" by John Cooper Clarke, released in 1980. They probably used it because it was in an episode of the Sopranos, specifically the end of Stage 5, S6P2:E2.

[@Flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Interesting

[@juliabondi8889]

I remember downloading the Horse Prince app several years ago at a friend’s birthday party so we could all make fun of it. I’m pretty sure I overplayed the joke because I got decently far into the story before realizing that I had chosen to spend a good chunk of my time playing a game about dating a human faced horse instead of actually socializing like a normal person

[@ghoultooth]

You genuinely sound like someone fun to bring to a party

[@etherealelf]

To be fair it was hilarious. I also downloaded and played way too long. I was also in my 20s lol. To be fair it was fun because it was so ridiculous 🤣

[@3lliephant]

I downloaded a 100 bottles of beer on the wall game and me and my friends listened to the whole thing and shitting our pants when it would say “two”

[@averykmae]

Asking for a friend, but how does the story go on

[@juliabondi8889]

@@averykmae I turned off the game and went back to hanging out. I think I deleted it that same day

[@priscilamenjivar6741]

I love how Danny knows that a human faced horse is indeed what we are sticking around for and is what we his viewers want

[@urmomisgay104]

@@Cristiano_km this bot dosent know grammar

[@thedamnedcat3240]

@@urmomisgay104 .I challenge to you watch last video laughing without,......

[@MelonHere20]

I'm kind of surprised that game is still a thing lol

[@EveningMoonlight]

"This guy randomly squares up with me as I'm walking away..." The most realistic aspect of the game so far. Florida etiquette.

[@xdlr22]

Not even joking like people get so pissy when I’m walking the streets out here in Florida. Like I’ve never met so many rude people. Who also think they’re being friendly. Other than in Jersey.

[@greggonzales6497]

I’ll square up against anyone who comes near Danny.

[@MillieEyelash14]

As a Floridian, I approve this message

[@alimousatabets5751]

"who are you to walk past me you scumbag" *idk I dont live in Florida 💀*

[@shayeoana]

Bro look at his hair then look at that 😂

[@M0on_d4rk6]

''Who was he bitten by again? Radioactive Cowboy?'' Had me laughing on the floor for so long LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@sonfrieza]

Huge respect to Danny for exposing his device to every kind of third-party game virus, solely for our own amusement.

[@kitkatgamer_]

1k likes and no replies? huh

[@plushiestbirb]

1k likes and 1 reply? huh

[@Rick-tt1yk]

1.1k likes and 2 replies? huh

[@hyalinamusic18]

1.1k likes and 3 replies? huh

[@lupus.in.fabula]

1.2k likes and 4 replies? huh

[@donnnnatell0]

as someone from miami myself, i must admit that game was very realistic. 10/10 love the guys that square up every morning. wouldn't be miami without them

[@ebonyalexis32]

As a fellow floridian im glad my preconcieved notions are accurate

[@jamestomato1744]

Everyday must really be a struggle huh?

[@omw2cry]

games in miami

[@pocaricandy]

bandori danny fan ⁉️

[@anokat]

It looks like a wonderful island 😊

[@ranpo_edogawa]

I want to confess that when I was 13, I played the horse dating simulator every day for 3 months. I am now 20 and this burden has weighed me down for years. That horse took so much from me. edit: most of the replies atp are talking about me being a BSD fan so im sorry to all the other BSD fans out there for making us look insane 😭

[@baricode]

I must ask for your incredible wisdom: does the game get better? Do we ever smooch the horse prince? As a 22 year old man this is my greatest interest

[@mackenzie8105]

My friend and I completed the game in a week, and we both wish we could get that time back!

[@ranpo_edogawa]

@@baricode The game is surprisingly addicting, so I would assume it gets better. And yes, you do get to smooch your horse prince. Do what you will with this information 22 year old man with a Chiaki pfp.

[@rainphee]

oh god, i did the exact same thing when i was thirteen and i am now also twenty. seeing that horse now always makes me have flashbacks

[@spacecowboy6801]

@@baricode yeah it's pretty funny and enjoyable to play, it's clear that the game is sarcastic

[@rachelwilliams8287]

I don't know how Danny's humor and jokes are so straight forward, yet still throw me off guard and I just laugh for an eternity

[@thegreatlucario]

Should I be ashamed to admit I 100% completed Horse Prince back when I was in high school? My memories fuzzy but for anyone wondering what else happens in the game I remember there being a rival horse (who also had a human face) and like the 2 of them kinda fought for your affection, and the main horse wanted to prove himself by winning this big horse race. Then when you beat the game you get sent to heaven, I am not joking and I’m pretty sure god himself starts talking to you. That’s all I really remember 😅

[@jg2358]

Gods like: What the fuck dude?

[@mad_hatt]

Dang dude. The commitment 😂👍

[@yogurt2831]

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who played this in school years ago! The worst part was that I originally played through the Japanese version (I do not speak Japanese) and then replayed it when I found the English version 😭 All I could remember was that rival horse but after this comment the memories of the god with a horse face resurfaced from the deepest part of my soul and I want to repress that memory once more…

[@mosstits]

I remember that the game became popular during the same time Mystic Messenger blew up. MM made a lot of people crave for more skinny-anime-boy dating games, which eventually lead to people discovering Horse Prince lol

[@thegreatlucario]

Coco CocoP Sorry bruh but I'm still a gay ass furry so your little chant didn't work this time, do you think its the liter of Satan's cum stuffed in my ass that's negating its effects? 🤔

[@gothicxromantic]

I don’t know if the themed costumes were for Halloween or Danny was just really into this video concept but yes please more please

[@anglepsycho]

Absolutely, that would be sick!

[@iJustWannaBeNameless]

the gorilla suit is just his fursuit

[@milenasavic2348]

i agree

[@feyla4814]

he did this in part one too i love itt

[@vanillaproductions8596]

As a person living in Miami, I can assure you that we really do have this wonderful, crime style landscape.

[@chloeconstantchaos]

The crime is seeing those mountains 💀

[@mudasbeats]

@Most Definitely a Human (and not a cat) indeed

[@getschwifty5271]

Stuck in fuckin chicken town 😭😭

[@lauuu__ri431]

​@@chloeconstantchaos It's the trash mountains or Tropical Park, no other options 😂

[@haleymist09]

Are all the hospitals locked and unidentied on maps? Lol

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

17:12 "Sure i will beat you so hard youll wish you were never born" made me think of the time in left for dead 2 when nick tells ellis "listen if you dont shut the hell up i will beat you so hard your sister will wish she never gave birth to you"

[@charlieneedstherapy7692]

I love how the second game's plot was literally just Karate Kid but as a low quality mobile game

[@emilydobsonn]

Congratulations 🎊✨ You’ve been selected in my draw. (👆message the Above on telegram to claim your prize

[@calowenby1654]

The most underutilized form of knockoff there is.

[@thetrygays5527]

karate kid if it was a 2015 makeover game on girlsgogames

[@syppy7416]

and with rainbows that have colors only bees and art students can see

[@egrumblybus7792]

@@thetrygays5527 it is somehow a bit nostalgic

[@brouckayalew5361]

"How could a game about dating a man-horse be so bland" -Danny Gonzalez The best quote to describe Danny, especially out of context.

[@mattbunchboigehs]

I can see an out-of-centext clip of Danny wearing the horse hat saying "I don't care about the carrots! I wanna talk about hot guys!"

[@tommymarco]

@@mattbunchboigehs someone def clipped that already

[@serenity_skyx]

Can we appreciate how much effort Danny went into to regrow his hair for this? That's dedication

[@bill1357]

Can you please actually shut up.

[@Iamauserithinkso]

Was it a joke or?

[@maplesmd]

@@Iamauserithinkso no i dont think it was. A lot of youtubers make videos beforehand and schedule it to post at a later date and i think Danny does that too

[@Iamauserithinkso]

@@maplesmd see that's what I was thinking but no clue, thank you!

[@serenity_skyx]

my comment was a joke but this video was probably just recorder pre-haircut

[@ar.iaofficial]

20:33 flashback to that one spongebob episode

[@roosh2927]

Danny’s individual thematic settings for each game had more production value than the actual games 😂

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🙄

[@erg6316]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what?😂

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@erg6316 🤡

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

@@chipskylark5500 🤔

[@chipskylark5500]

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🍄

[@littleblueclovers]

I'm Japanese and we sure do love our "apps with a cursed concept but strangely boring gameplay" games. (This category itself would be more than enough to be a video) I personally really recommend "Alpaca Evolution". It's about an alpaca that tries to fight/absorb other alpacas to gain power. If you slog through the shockingly boring gameplay, you can see this fella evolve into a horrifying monstrosity (and you have 2-3 endings to choose from where you can either be a god, or end the universe) I will warn the game play is similar to horse prince. They all are and it SUCKS.

[@thehearthotel]

You just unlocked a memory, I used to play alpaca evolution in like, middle school or early high school 💀 Vaguely remember I kept slogging through it just to see what monstrosity it would become

[@Reznic007]

OMG literally when I read this I vaguely remembered something so I look it up and YUP holy crap, I used to play that SO long ago and I don’t even remember what I used to play it on but yeah… wow. Cursed for sure.

[@cloud6404]

ugh i used to play unicorn evolution, the memories

[@kass_G59]

DANNY PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME

[@spicy_mushrooms2476]

There’s also that really weird KFC one from a few years back it’s not actually super bad and the art is pretty good lol 😂

[@NaudVanDalen]

Danny makes such high quality high effort videos. Most people would just sit there and play a few bad games, but Danny dressed up in the style of each game and his jokes are actually funny.

[@katemcwilliams1674]

real

[@TURRET04]

@@katemcwilliams1674 thank you Kate McWilliams

[@chalkmarkers]

@@katemcwilliams1674 I am deeply grateful for your response Kate McWilliams

[@mrnarfynoof]

@Kate McWilliams I’ve been going through some tough times recently, and your comment turned my life around.

[@Dreammule]

@@katemcwilliams1674 Im filled with felonious wonder from your kind words, Kate McWilliams. Just please respond to me. I know you're at home on your computer right now, I can clearly see you thru the blinds. Can you please bless me with more of your kind words. You will respond to me Kate McWilliams. As lost and unsure of everything in my life as I am right now, thats the one thing I can promise.

[@Ring-doorbell]

As someone who partakes in the martial arts, I can confirm that kung fu is exactly like "kung fu boy against bullying"

[@chloe5065]

I cannot imagine the ungodly spyware situation that must be going on on Danny's phone by now.

[@hearts4melaniemartini]

LMAOOO

[@resneptacle]

Nothing really, Apple is good at keeping ges and their code to themselves and separate apps from everything else

[@oi5743]

@@resneptacle no there not lol ur ipad can get ruined and they keep scam apps up

[@nickname_on8725]

@@resneptacle Uh... No? No device is like that, if they were it would be impossible to do anything with it.

[@vierzehn575]

@@resneptacle i respect the optimism

[@kattsmith1500]

The fact that this is already at #1 trending shows how hungry the world is for this content. Amazing.

[@SeanFerree]

For real

[@blending_in]

Lmao

[@shmooples]

OH MY GOD the """interesting rap music"""" in the first game is actually a terribly remixed version of John Cooper Clarke's 'Chicken Town', which is a spoken word poem from, like, the 80s. Clarke is a punk poet from Bradford. Very gangster. Very Miami. Very interesting.

[@shinshin4128]

They played that in The Sopranos. I had to rewind the video like 5 times to make sure I was hearing it right. Crazy…

[@OMGPWNTATOECHIPZ]

I don't know how this doesn't have more upvotes

[@hotdanielreal]

pphhhht, comedy wow, lol

[@akirajaxon4718]

OMG LMAO

[@emmaa753]

WAIT IS THAT THE WRITER OF I WANNA BE YOURS

[@s0prano_fairy]

17:30 the second you said that my whole life started falling apart as I was laughing so hard like I dropped my phone onto the floor it slid under my bed and my drink spilled. The glass didn’t break, but there was water everywhere. I laughed so hard that I unleashed the apocalypse.

[@babbittybabbitt]

The "chicken town" bit is a poem called Evidently Chicken Town by the performance poet John Cooper Clarke - fucking bizarre inclusion to the game lmao

[@blakerobertus7533]

Well, the developer's not lying to us, I guess. If nothing else, that's an "interesting" way to define rap music

[@tayatinsley9921]

I was just about to comment this!😂

[@elderscrolls69420]

Going from hearing it in one of the best episode endings of The Sopranos to hearing it in an iPhone GTA ripoff is absolutely insane lmao

[@FTZPLTC]

Yep, that was completely insane and I kind of loved it.

[@mai4319]

I think it's a direct reference to the sopranos

[@katie-allen]

Wondering how many of these games Danny’s brain can take before he absolutely cracks and starts hoarding 600 identical knives in his garden shed

[@user-cs5nw2of3e]

Danny Gonzalez 😔🤚 Danny the gardenscapes grandma ✨👵🏻✨

[@lemxntea]

…grandma?

[@katie-allen]

@@lemxntea I think it’s a reference to those mobile game ads Danny did a video on where the girl’s grandma was a murder, and she was hiding knives in her garden shed. But I think the game was merge mansion, not gardenscapes

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

Well I hope his wool dummies get more realistic this time around

[@pastainquisition]

I`ve played My Horse Prince entirely and now I`m thinking about buying a third knife to my collection. So it`s good for Danny he got bored of it early

[@mysteriam9679]

Danny simulates what it's like to be a 3 year old in 2022

[@zxs4113]

true

[@tilvalhallgaming8925]

Yeah, that was basically me when i was three

[@Egg-probably]

That’s an alternate title

[@Lucifersfursona]

This is real, I was the infant

[@elizabeth5189]

Or just any toddler who had an unrestricted device at some point

[@wandering1der765]

Actually Danny further into the game the horse actually chokes you with green onions to the point where you almost die

[@memealine6322]

in my senior year of high school the horse game spread around the school like wildfire, everyone was playing it and editing their friends heads onto horse bodies.

[@freshcupofangst]

That sounds awesome lol

[@feedmeaffection4160]

That must have been a bonding moment for sure

[@skellington8090]

That’s hilarious! Must’ve been pretty good times!

[@gloomiiii]

thats actually amazing

[@nicoangelo9928]

I had that flood of the horse game too! It was crazy

[@rufflespotatochips5062]

danny, never end this series. its so bizarre and so entertaining

[@helengrugett]

can we appreciate the effort danny put into setting the theme for each game like damn

[@aru_.]

1:27 the bar ice cream def lives there

[@fyshku]

i played uma pri back in grade 9 and i can’t believe it still haunts me to this day. my friend literally beat the whole game, it was so insane. the weirdest part, besides the concept, was when you talked to him and tried to get the answer he liked, it would ALWAYS be the stupidest or least expected one. like he’d ask “do you like me?” and if you said yes, he’d get sad or irate. it’s so wild

[@nana_2354]

Wth lol I legit played this game in 9th grade too lol and finished it completely.

[@darkithnamgedrf9495]

@@nana_2354 are you their friend 🤨

[@Katie-mw7pd]

Dan and Phil fans?

[@sophiaisabelle027]

It’s entertaining to see how Danny reacts to those types of games. It seems as though he’s truly an expert, which not many of us here find surprising by any means.

[@zodiea5289]

amomnfugus

[@poopykira]

dude i saw u in ysf's comment section asjdfh

[@Manigeitora]

He's officially a pumpkin.

[@Tiphuhnee]

Istg I’ve seen you in so many comment sections at this point. Mainly jubilee lol. Most famous commenter

[@avidreader4719]

the hospital catch-22 in that first game was really just a metaphor for the american healthcare system

[@morganicsmoothie964]

8:23 many city residents in Baltimore opposed the tree planting movements because it is not uncommon for drug dealers to hide stashes for pickup in the dirt beneath the trees.

[@Caninemuffin766]

Now hear me out. I think they should adapt the horse prince into a romance film and have the horse played by Tom Holland.

[@emilydobsonn]

Congratulations 🎊✨ You’ve been selected in my draw. (👆message the Above on telegram to claim your prize

[@jitteryzombie]

Ryan Reynolds

[@Caninemuffin766]

@@jitteryzombie not bad.. although I could also see the Rock or even Chris Pratt 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@MintyGT]

If she sees all horses that way there's a chance to get a whole cast side characters.

[@Caninemuffin766]

@@MintyGT not a bad idea! I’m sensing a horse prince cinematic universe!

[@boogyuls]

as someone that had the horse game installed during college it was really demoralizing catching up with high school friends that were going to ivy league schools. oh you're starting a paid internship at that huge tech company? yuuma cooked me a breakfast of just leeks this morning before going to work his day job as a construction worker and i ended the night watching him perform with his band at a nightclub

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

Lol!! The comedy and tragedy in your comment sums up what so many of us feel on a regular basis. So hilarious!

[@GoddoDoggo]

I went to a community college and then a state college, and the only thing that pulled me through was cheap and poorly written romance visual novels. But at least I didn't develop a drug or alcohol addiction, so you know what, +10 for crappy anime romance games.

[@gemlue7827]

@@GoddoDoggo that’s a win in my book

[@godhatesam]

@@GoddoDoggo i developed a drug addiction and haven't gone to college ☺️👍 do not recommend ☺️👍

[@tommymarco]

mr. hands

[@jxaxkin]

Danny getting excited over a virtual jet ski in an awfully made game is the best thing i’ve seen all year

[@albertzubiak3804]

It's fake

[@thekokorobean6573]

I have Tourette's syndrome and one of my tics is "Square up kid" since I've seen this video lmao

[@Louinmaarse]

lmao this is so funny 😭

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

Did you get beat up for this 😭

[@nagaraboshi2455]

Danny looks like a realistic game character himself and I'm not complaining.

[@brrmbrrmm]

Holy crap I see it

[@PussDio]

Sussy

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

I see it

[@Mrkoda]

True

[@jet1893]

I love the scene and costume changes that fit each game really immerses you into these games for sure

[@alicia-uj4yy]

You could honestly do a whole series JUST on weird otome games. I think they’re fun especially since even something as insane as My Horse Prince is still more fleshed out than your average bad knockoff mobile game. I remember my friend played the horse game in high school and it got old after you get over the initial premise, but there are a surprising number of games in a similar vein that are actually quite… good? Hatoful Boyfriend is the big one, and I remember that same friend telling me about some game where a bunch of cats transform into sexy anime guys. I played a game where you date fruit once (not anthropomorphized, just regular old fruits). Truly it’s like there’s an otome game for literally anything you could think of

[@em84c]

I love otome games! Some are actually amazing. My fave is Nocturne of Nightmares.

[@lechatnoir482]

i remember the fruit game it was funny and bizarre.

[@waffleamv_]

is the cat one called dandelion? i was lowkey obsessed with it a few years ago lol

[@aino-kaisav5504]

For what I know, Hatoful Boyfriend is a satirical masterpiece. I wonder what game you're referring to with the cat game... I know NekoPara and Pet Boyfriend (which is a really cursed name for a game relatively innocent), but neither of them are excactly like that. I would also love to see Danny playing Kitty Love, not for the plot, but for the horribly bad translation that adds its own entertainment value.

[@aino-kaisav5504]

@@em84c Yeah, I feel like they people look them down way too much. I have just recently gotten into dating sims. Currently I have been playing Ikemen Sengoku (the main character is awesome in that one) and Speed Dating For Ghosts. I love when an otome game has a creative concept!

[@realleon2328]

knew a girl in high school who played the horse dating sim completely unironically. She was so prudish and repressed that this was the only sort of otome game she'd let herself play, it was weird.

[@wolfspade1646]

The hospital not working is the most hilarious and socially accurate thing I've ever seen I'm crying

[@Carrie2085]

Maybe this game is supposed to be about ✨society✨

[@shradibop]

we really live in a society

[@nintendawg6528]

Can we make it a trend to have Danny review a horse-themed game each time he makes a video like this

[@camelliatea6319]

+1

[@JUN1PERB3RRYYY]

+1 (I have voted)

[@kiiingstooon]

+1

[@jelbis7978]

+1

[@oliveoil1414]

+1

[@alisathemushroom9923]

I played My Horse Prince many years back. It was good to occupy the time with and I found it very amusing. All these cliche moments expect he is literally a horse. He feeds her food, but he is holding the chopsticks with his horse hoof in a way that defies physics. Amusing game. I appreciate it.

[@faithinhisblood777]

Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4. God loves you and wants a relationship with you!

[@cosmosisrose]

I remember it going viral but maybe it was just because I was in like anime fandoms and shit

[@beatrizperez295]

@@cosmosisrose nah, I played that game. It's a meme, and the game itself knows it.

[@beansbou]

@@cosmosisrose I think it was very popular during the Dan and Phil era of KZbin

[@jakek1735]

Lmao I actually recognize the Chickentown song, it was used very memorably in an episode of Sopranos. That's the only reason I can think why someone might have thought to put it in a crime-themed game, they just said "eh it's on the Sopranos soundtrack, good enough for me, don't need to actually think about whether the song fits the gameplay or anything."

[@mei_mei22]

I’ve had my horse prince for like 2 months now and the weirdest part of the game is that it sorta repeats itself when you get to a certain point, like after episode 13 you and Yuuma wake up at some random field and you just have to keep playing the same game. I’m so close to finishing and I’ve wasted so much time on it, also I named my character MyButt Edit: So it’s been almost a year and I forgot about this comment, but folks I’d like to share some distressing news, MY HORSE PRINCE DOES NOT HAVE AN ENDING!!!!! You heard me right, this game keeps on going forever and ever and ever and I WILL NOT let it control my life anymore, I’m sorry that this isn’t the ending you wanted and I’m sorry that I wasted almost 2 years on this godawful game. Good day

[@queertherapy4919]

Please update us on how the game ends

[@Moonguided]

I respect you.

[@caprisunsess1753]

wow

[@lvoidboi4552]

Didn’t your uncle have his way with you tho LOL

[@mrgamemaster7761]

Please MYBUTT, tell us what is going on

[@ScorchedFeathers]

imagine how special the viewers named Greg might feel when hearing “whats up greg” almost every video

[@shysion]

I’m 😊lmk

[@royalbluewall]

My last name is Greg lmao and the first time I watched Danny it scared me 💀

[@kris9259]

I think of this almost every time I watch his vids.

[@soapysof]

his videos are all just diaries for Onision

[@randomtrucks]

@@royalbluewall please tell me your first name is greg too

[@foodstie7525]

I can’t believe how fast Danny grew his hair back.

[@oliveslays]

i know!! its so crazy!

[@sephora69420]

fr!!

[@sydnyethesciguy]

Yea!! He’s such a gregma male that he was able to grow it back so fast!

[@kindauncool]

+@@sydnyethesciguy I read that as smegma male

[@starrliights-fg8vv]

how did he do that lmao

[@moriahvampz]

28:15 I CRIED

[@chyaa92]

Danny doesn't just play the game, he becomes one with the game

[@big_sea]

yes

[@your-friendly-neighborhood5983]

no you've made a mistake, he IS the game

[@rainyday126]

He does 🥹🥹

[@ThunderAppeal]

Please continue to shut up and not bother anyone. Thats the best thing you can do for the world.

[@your-friendly-neighborhood5983]

@@ThunderAppeal someone had a bad day 👀

[@milesmeasured3981]

love how he corrected himself from King Kong to Donkey Kong, as if King Kong is not also a gorilla

[@karnivre6176]

Ikr 💀

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

but king kong isn't a game, now is it

[@una9906]

banger pfp

[@YabbaDabbaDoodle]

@@hoghuhaghu8506 King Kong the 2005 video game would beg to differ

[@Eckvd]

@@hoghuhaghu8506 yes it is

[@--6487]

The thing about grand tough guy in Miami is I'm convinced it was made by someone who speaks Spanish, and English isn't their native language. The whole premise and description already gave me that vibe, but what really gave it away was "bands" since gang is "banda" in Spanish, but banda can also mean literal music bands lmao

[@someofmyplantsarestillaliv5037]

this series feels like the equivilent of drew's buying dumb shit series, but with less financial stress

[@PequenoGiant]

My fave thing is that this is currently #5 for gaming...Danny is in fact a true gamer after all

[@mikoletea]

#2 now 😃

[@kipper7860]

#1

[@bittercharmer1591]

Still #1 at my time of viewing

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

Now he's at #1 on trending lmao

[@zarthy4169]

Now it’s #1.

[@stopmogamer]

As someone who wants to be a game dev, this makes me feel a LOT better about my ideas and work Edit: Thx so much for the support

[@joewantsabrew]

As someone who has and is making games, I feel the same way lmao

[@bgs7529]

Good luck!! Pretty sure you will do a great job

[@camelliatea6319]

We support you!

[@marnenotmarnie259]

lol yeah. a lot of these are just weird little projects people do to get experience developing (from what i've heard) but i don't fully understand why they get published (and stay on the app store lol)

[@hamsandwich1333]

Yeah, ngl you seem like you make even worse games then these. I don’t know any developer who would want to work with you.

[@daviddabs9]

As a professional Florida man I sure do love the crime landscape

[@RTdances]

i love danny’s artistic vision to use a projecter image of the oval office when he easily could have done a full green screen

[@janetandamocha7874]

It has been too long since I saw Dan and Phil play "My horse prince" and I forgot just how......unique.......it is.

[@allyw5688]

I scrolled through so many comments to find someone saying this

[@likeapro4242]

I hate that it’s been five years since that play through

[@likeapro4242]

I learned of My Horse Prince years ago and it’s one of my all time favorite iPhone games if only for the level of humor and satire it gives, making fun of both apps in the same format and visual novels The funniest part has to be when the horse beats up a bunch of thugs after his rock concert before getting into a race with his rival, who is just another horse but he has red hair

[@nessiefanatic]

WHEN HE *WHAT* ??

[@queenfalcon_101]

The fact you just said that with no warning like it was normal 🤣

[@likeapro4242]

@@queenfalcon_101 To be fair, I’ve been sitting on this plot point for six years now

[@katwithaperiod3247]

I suddenly have so many more questions than I did before I read this. How did the horse beat up thugs? Were the thugs just raccoons with human faces or something? Did my horse prince just neigh them away? Why am I just picturing a poorly animated video of a horse leg detaching from the rest of the horse beating up some raccoons with handsome faces in ski masks? How would I know the raccoons are handsome if they have ski masks on? Why am I assuming the thugs are raccoons? How does a horse play guitar? Did he grow a human hand just to play it? Does he play it with his teeth? Who gave the horse a guitar in the first place? Why is my horse prince racing his nemesis who is also a horse with a human face and long flowing red hair the most normal part of this comment to me? Why is his nemesis not called his neighmesis? And why is this horse a prince? Is their a whole chain of royalty in horses? It there a horse hierarchy system? Are their peasant horses? Do the horse noblemen wear monocles to show their superiority? These are literally just a small FRACTION of the questions I have from this comment. Congratulations commenter now I have to stop everything I’m doing and play this dang game just to figure out what the heck happens.

[@McTuber42]

@@katwithaperiod3247 don't do it

[@Zepher0987]

There's probably a hundred comments, but the Horse Prince game shortened to UmaPri because Uma is horse and Pri is a shortening of prince. Japan does that all the time.

[@sm0keyd0key]

I had the chance to meet Danny the other day!! I went up to him and told him how big of a fan I am and he bashed my kneecaps in, spit on me, and told me people like me aren’t allowed near him. It was the best!!!

[@juliafooliaa]

Same 10/10 experience

[@ObtuseMori]

Aw man, I'm so jealous!

[@KatarinaGonzalez-g4w]

5 stars!

[@elena_23]

i remember having a sleepover with my best friend in middle school when she showed me the horse flirting game. she specifically woke me up in the middle of the night bc she found it too funny to wait until the morning 😭 i questioned our friendship at that point

[@emileeeeee5305]

Uh, only a BEST friend would wake you up to show you the most glorious weirdness they find. Treasure that!

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🤦

[@missserenity1090]

If I found something so bizarre I would want to share it with my friends too. I’ve had to see this cursed game and now everybody else does too.

[@boredbumblebee2]

as someone who watched dan and phil play through the entirety of My Horse Prince, danny should absolutely play the entire game

[@leahjk97]

same lol

[@madelinecolbert9783]

i was searching for this comment

[@HoneyM1lkart]

I feel like I missed out when I was young by not getting into Dan and Phil and instead mark and jack

[@kaskaskas]

@@HoneyM1lkart I never got into Mark and Jack so I'm not going to diss them, but Dan and Phil were truly elite. Hilarious, good chemistry, great content.

[@kaskaskas]

I'll need Danny to play that tsundere game they played too ksfjdfsds

[@brobrofog]

Fun fact: the 'fresh hip hop music' is an actual song made by John Cooper Clarke called Evidently Chickentown. I totally would recommend it

[@adh3247]

That part had me dying laughing

[@setheus]

A lot of what you mention about the horse game is actually Japanese cultural understanding! These types of media are visual novels (a more well-known one is Doki Doki Literature Club); it's sort of rare for them to have minigames like this, so I get why you'd expect a different form of game. And the reason the ranch guy looks like that is because in drawn Japanese media, the comic relief characters are often in a different style/funny proportions/visually different from the main characters! My fave example is Maple Arisugawa from Show By Rock!

[@the-postal-dude]

plus the game is clearly meant to not be taken seriously... the strange proportions stuff is definitely common in anime (the only example i can think of is teruteru hanamura from sdr2)

[@hamsandwich1333]

Lmao anime is such cringe. Your brains got rotted by half a century of residual radiation. 😂

[@1ore.]

yeah i play otome visual novels religiously and im lowkey offended about his rating of Umapri. obviously it is the best otome around 😩😩

[@seabass5550]

@@1ore.Right up there with Hatoful Boyfriend

[@KivaPuppy]

As a person who use to play a lot of dating sims as well as playing My Horse Prince once, I’m like 78% sure it’s making fun of dating sims where animals turn into humans. Wild game tho! I haven’t touched it since 2017

[@nyxcat3621]

It is, if you check out the creators other work it’s mostly joke games

[@KivaPuppy]

@@nyxcat3621 that’s fantastic they’re living their best life!

[@tvpivm]

Yeah this reminded me of Mike's Mic playing that pigeon dating game lmao

[@pigeonatic]

​@@tvpivmexcuse you hatoful boyfriend is a masterpiece

[@_nacchan]

The reason last game's name is different is because that's the actual Japanese title. The game is called "UmaPri" (Horse Prince) as a nod to the popular Japanese otome game "UtaPri" or "Uta No Prince-Sama". The game is also 100% meant to be weird and not taken seriously.

[@rtasvadam1425]

@m why

[@_nacchan]

@m ...okay?

[@rtasvadam1425]

@m give any reason why you don’t

[@xykiller6976]

@m I agree

[@lumeiine]

rip utapri English servers btw

[@cherrythecatakayvette1448]

6:23 I love the fact “tough” isn’t even spelt correctly

[@Yeeticus31]

The main question I have is why the horse dating game has a 4.5 rating

[@emilydobsonn]

Congratulations 🎊✨ You’ve been selected in my draw. (👆message the Above on telegram to claim your prize.

[@adeer87]

It’s actually a good game

[@ashikjaman1940]

People are really into horses I guess

[@Rin-ze2fr]

It's actually fun to play because of how ridiculous it is

[@Engardian]

What, like, instead of a 5 star rating?

[@teenytries6290]

That feeling when you already know the horse game because once upon a time you were a Dan and Phil fan

[@aoi394]

I was wondering where I recognized that game from! I had completely forgotten about that lol.

[@elizabuga4337]

Real Dan and Phil fan culture is growing up and realizing you’re queer

[@chorf9976]

a blast from the past

[@joycesummer3818]

YESS

[@sethesteem]

i knew there was crossover in these fandoms

[@spoilermaster334]

Horace is not a bad name to the girl. If someone ask that ,,what is this game about" you can say that its a romantic relationship between Horace and Horse. And it doesnt sound that weird.

[@emilydobsonn]

Congratulations 🎊✨ You’ve been selected in my draw. (👆message the Above on telegram to claim your prize.

[@NateS917]

And then your entire game is up when they ask "who are they?"

[@CalebForgot]

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Horace and the horse

[@tsultana3411]

@@CalebForgot STOP OMG 😭💀💀

[@kittyscreativecorner]

20:50 I love how Danny committed to the entire costume except for his socks 😂

[@metakarp_]

Danny playing My Horse Prince is giving me flashbacks to Dan and Phil playing it. I had been pushing that memory SO far back into the brain vaults and I never thought it would resurface

[@iibnbiibn]

oh my god i was trying to figure out why i knew this game-i was like ”wait didnt he play this already? who was it that played it?” but that explains it. god

[@Officialemmaking]

I literally came to the comments section to see if it gave anyone else major nostalgia.😂

[@yazamee]

WAIT THAT'S WHERE I REMEMBER IT FROM 😭😭😭 I was so confused because I thought Danny had played this game before but it was actually D&P omg

[@gkeller1031]

Same, I saw this thumbnail and I was like "hold up." Plus Dan and Phil bringing back the gaming channel gave me a reason to go back and watch their old gaming videos, and I had completely forgotten about this game until then.

[@cemxteries]

i watched dantdm play it so i guess people named some form of dan really like that game

[@septiceye_3706]

Deeply in love with the different voiceover/narration setups in this video!! The effort is very, very much appreciated!!

[@fa1rygutzz]

that’s what i was thinking too! :)

[@PlayerZeroStart]

In case anyone was curious why the app is called Umapri in on the phone, Uma is Japanese for horse so "Umapri" is a shortening of "Uma Prince"

[@rcole7274]

14:11 YES!!! Text to speech Daniel is this game. I love his voice acting in Resident Evil 1

[@TopaZium333]

I concur with everyone I would absolutely LOVE to see this become a series because it literally brightens my day up instantly and it’s so rewatchable thank u Danny- ALSO I don’t see anyone commenting this but UmaPri is an abbreviation of Horse Prince in Japanese so they really went for it in trying to make this seem like a real dating sim game

[@alteregoniko5129]

love ur pfp ! :D

[@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710]

🙄

[@milky517]

Yea, uma=horse, and pri/puri=prince. So "Horse Prince."

[@ryuseiyellow]

I'm pretty sure it's also a reference to UtaPri!

[@flareboy2243]

If he continues this he better have at least 1 weird horse game in each to keep the trend going after these last two. Also if he makes another music video I hope Danny does that dance from the president game.

[@flareboy2243]

5:35 do you want a carrot Danny says with NO enthusiasm at all

[@annievantonder2936]

16:49 ev-withing

[@dumbstuff1250]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that noticed it😂

[@lilliansimonesebastian264]

Ikr every time I watch this I swear I hear him say it but no one talks about it and I thought I was going crazy

[@melodys._.strawberries5652]

LMAO

[@joeganbogan270]

Oh, there's actually a reason why the name changed for My Horse Prince when he downloaded it! The game is a parody of a series known as Utapri, which is a series about male idols ostensibly made for a female audience to thirst over. The UmaPri name replaces the Uta (which means song) with Uma (which means horse).

[@sarahridley6993]

Was just gonna comment this, glad somebody else caught it too!

[@tie.dye.dragon]

i’ve been falling asleep to this video every night for about 3 weeks update: i’ve watched this video so many times i know it word for word and it gives me a slight headache watching it.

[@Petey5544]

Hi same! I also sometimes fall asleep to the whole playlist of billion surprise toys videos. It did however result in me dreaming about calling Danny up and inviting him over for pancakes last night.

[@sapphirethesapphic]

@@Petey5544 did he come over?

[@Petey5544]

@@sapphirethesapphic you know it Greg!

[@moonriverinc7896]

i watch it while getting ready in the morning! As well as Jennamarbles videos about bad apps which are a similar premise.

[@Petey5544]

Update! Last night I dreamt Danny got the flu! I hope he is okay, and maybe I need to stop falling asleep to his videos

[@asuchi7370]

Danny is the physical embodiment of comedy but only posts like once every century

[@glorialastra5775]

i feel like that contributes to the quality of each video though!

[@breathein4066]

In 2 years!

[@beans_of_2]

6:48 can we get some appreciation for dannys hair look extra majestic in this particular shot

[@mira5486]

i hate that my teenage years have been plagued with my horse prince lmao. my friend found out about it on tumblr and we got it on my phone. it wasn't long before i became addicted. i would feed the silly little horse his silly little carrots between classes. this was also during 2016. creepy clowns scaring the shit out of me? my horse prince. celebrity dying? horse man. trump getting elected? GUESS WHO'S GETTING THEIR CARROTS. additionally, that year, i had an awful allergic reaction that put me in the hospital and the first thing that i said to my sister, waking from a benadryl-induced sleep, was: "please pass me my phone, i need to feed yuuma." thanks for the ptsd like 6 years later, denny

[@quicksilverlacey]

This is great, lol. Thanks for sharing.

[@peachncherrie]

babe you got a therapist??

[@mira5486]

@@quicksilverlacey anytime, anytime

[@mira5486]

@@peachncherrie therapy is expensive, the youtube comments section is free👌

[@ksteven7]

Danny swing kicking me and then aggressively reviewing bad games at me while I lay bleeding on the basement floor is hands down one of my top strangest kidnapping experiences.

[@boygeniuses]

can confirm i was the wood on the ceiling

[@Nova-bv5qb]

can confirm i was the man watching from danny's walls

[@luckyst4r32]

so you've experienced other kidnappings??

[@katwithaperiod3247]

Can confirm I was the left wall

[@user-pu6pn8vt5d]

@@luckyst4r32 They went on a date with Markiplier against their will.

[@SleepyLeoLemon]

A part 2, we gregs are pleased with this.

[@joey_surewhynot6270]

Very pleased

[@yumcheescake]

Frrr

[@sallymon3752]

indeed. great job daniel.

[@hi-ww6op]

yes very

[@arachne4070]

We are indeed pleased

[@maggies9543]

1:17 are we not gonna talk about the “many blows” part??

[@bauhausliker0]

25:02 fun fact: “うま” (uma) means horse in japanese, and “pri” is kind of like an “abbreviation” for prince or something

[@possiblypeppa]

6:22 NOT THE MISSPELLING OF "TOUGH"