Getting Spooked With The Most Useless Ghost Hunters Ever

[@kadoos]

Caroline: “Help! There’s someone in my basement!” The Entire Justice System: “Say sike right now”

[@mizxer97]

Lmaoo

[@ravioliking5246]

THICCC

[@anniemacaroni1918]

300th like

[@p-pikachu349]

Kadoos_0 is a way k.gfngdbht

[@tubamanreal]

^ < O - v \ | say sike right now

[@sp4ce4ge12]

caroline: 911 there’s an intruder in my basement 911 operator: what do you mean someone broke into your house, that’s illegal people can’t do that

[@roserlandepaul3053]

🤣

[@amaraberger7113]

Alex Derpington 😂😂💀

[@averybryce6961]

😂😂😂

[@domanddev]

Alex Derpington 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ffion7670]

My cousin recently got a job at a emergency dispatch service and they are actually trained to “refrain from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that.” I lost it 😂

[@beccasm6088]

caroline: “there’s a homeless person in my basement!!!” police: “hahahahaha homeless people don’t *_live_* in _houses_ ~✨not enough evidence~✨

[@lovegold3225]

Exactly.

[@eliblue3557]

😂😂

[@dayarhea6242]

Lmao😂😂

[@Pissgod639]

@Laís Ribeiro Nice

[@tee3816]

Furret - chan Nice

[@Dhips.]

What a great concept for a comedy show. Ghost Hunters that say they'll help out then get scared and run away anytime they see a ghost or monster.

[@MatthewCron]

So, Shaggy and Scooby?

[@Dhips.]

@@MatthewCron yes

[@actofaggression8060]

Every ghost hunting show ever... "This house is sooooo haunted, very bad things happened there. See, there is something flying. Let's go in. [nothing happens, slight noise happening] We have to get out of here!" Dude, you just tried to capture a serial killer ghost on camera and now you get scared by a light noise?! At least those two dudes completely commit to the concept.

[@duoladucca]

isn’t that ghost files with ryan and shane lol

[@Genoluver]

I personally think Life of Luxury is a pretty good comedy show name, but that's just me.

[@frostyenderman13]

"Someone is in my basement." "Are you sure it's not a homeless person?" "No yOu hAvE tO bELieVe Me"

[@alexandertiselius7593]

I mean if its a homeless person living in someones basement its not a homeless person anymore

[@megangerow2323]

Erty trash that’s some hardcore logic right there

[@Mara-yf1se]

@@alexandertiselius7593 I guess

[@amandaadrienne837]

Erty trash No it’s a squatter

[@MedicalFrey2]

Amanda Adrienne the squatter isn’t a squatter if they are not squatting

[@elsypie9834]

*Someone living in your basement is one thing but to have them dressed in a latex jumpsuit ready to Harlem shake at any moment is another thing.*

[@Athena-ju7cd]

elsypie x lmaoo😆🤣

[@babysbreathhh]

elsypie x yes

[@Embrinna]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@subswithoutanyvideos-vg4km]

i laughed at this comment for a little longer than i should’ve

[@chasehorning4091]

BHAHAHA

[@fiddlepattt]

I can understand why Caroline ghosted them lol. She finds something spooky, she’s afraid of it, so she hires some paranormal investigators. And then they just send her the footage of a demon in her house and just go- aight welp deal with it now

[@Jo-sv9io]

honestly this is what i thought had happened until danny said she might have been killed or possessed by the demon. i was just like yeah lol i wouldn't call them back either if they just handed me proof of a demon and fucked off

[@Bear_Song]

“ghosted” Jokes aside, this is a great point, and I agree 100%

[@FisDraws]

I think there was another reason

[@FisDraws]

they look like they’re possessed too like fr bro they ARE the demons.

[@aarondavis8943]

The extraordinary thing about these guys is, even when they script their videos, they still manage to make themselves appear stupid and cowardly. 😂

[@CartoonCreature]

I love them so much honestly. Especially now that they’ve embraced the goofy nature of their videos and they lean into the comedy of it. I love the insane bullshit they put into their videos

[@Chinacatsunmeower]

Same. They’re very obviously a comedy channel with fun spooky editing skills. The running joke of Parker only wanting to help attractive ladies and him and Chester cuddling up in bed every night in whatever demon house they’re “investigating”. The deadpan tone is super indicative of dry humor. They’re funny guys and it just goes to show how bad “spooky” KZbinrs are that it’s so hard to differentiate parody from reality lol

[@drewgoin8849]

Chester is the best! He never allows his eyes to open without his pair of sunglasses.

[@eclipseissad]

​@@drewgoin8849Yeah lol, but I believe he wears the sunglasses because he has an eye disorder that makes his eyes sensitive to light.

[@dolphindiver7724]

Same. Watching their scary videos was something my siblings and I always looked forward to. We even listened to their rap video. And the running jokes of the channel were something my siblings and I always laughed at. There was the one video (which is my favorite) which even addressed Chester and Parker only helping girls and sleeping together 😂

[@AverageWaterDrinker]

Honestly, Tommy from “Her son can’t stop growing at night” has become a running joke in my house. He’s so fucking goofy looking and the fact that there is a sequel is even funnier.

[@mukbangheehee8132]

bad “paranormal” investigators: *says lock her door* guy: *opens the door easily*

[@gachapotato3010]

What means they cant lock doors

[@DooksSpooky]

@@gachapotato3010 ?

[@gachapotato3010]

Sorry i don't know how to write

[@the.44magnumisamonster]

Ikr I screeched when he opened it because she was told to lock it but she didn’t.

[@DooksSpooky]

@@gachapotato3010 oh lol

[@UwU-ou3nc]

I think Chester is the most relatable to me. like hes already like- asking to not do something, complaining as soon as they sit down, and absolutely not wanting to do his job.

[@scottishemu159]

Yes

[@cowboy9552]

do u kin him?

[@Arreyuh]

@@cowboy9552 HELPP

[@SatansRatPrincess]

he's like me

[@totallyrealname8849]

@@Arreyuh who are you talking to

[@hannahjoy333.]

“Isn’t that your whole job” *Ryan Bergera screams in distance*

[@charliep9733]

Soup Time Now time , I 100% thought he was going to talk about Unsolved when I got the notification 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahjoy333.]

Carrington Purvis SAMMMEEE

[@shneebshnorb1193]

YESSSSS

[@lorenzomhc]

LMFAOOO

[@bellaabono17]

And Shane jcndiejskwk

[@AutumnIsFalling331]

For those that don't know, the dolphin man isn't an original monster. The idea was inspired by an old, low quality internet video of a guy in a handmade dolphin mask. The video is referred to as "Dolphin muzzle". There was no audio to the original video until the internet found the original creator, he makes lots of animal human masks for people who dress up as these half human, half animal creatures called "humanimals". Think of them as a much creepier, furless furries. It's a super infamous video on the internet because people would troll their friends by sending it to them

[@gingergingey8271]

Okay, thanks for the paragraph of information, that makes me scared that people like this are out there, also, I saw a clip of that video in a Special Edd video, Special Edd as in Eddie VR's second channel.

[@Im-at-yo-door]

Fur less furries = ies

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Oh so it's just a weird Halloween costume

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

Ain't no way after I saw that video I saw this comment lol

[@404_Toonz]

​@@gingergingey8271 scared that people who make masks are out there? Geez, nobody let this guy out on October 31th

[@summercooper3201]

As a paramedic working in a 911 service, I will tell you that no matter how vague or seemingly made up a call is, they dispatch police, fire, and EMS to check it out. I've been dispatched to help an apple watch because it called 911, citing that it fell.

[@wm7238]

i admire your job!

[@starrysunrise5449]

And you watch Danny Gonzalez. Nice

[@JamesEatWorld7758]

Summer Cooper I got dispatched the the day because a lady needed chores done.

[@russianname2986]

Well they could live in Detroit

[@kbitty]

Summer Cooper damn I wish we had help like that over here.

[@kyliekehoe8711]

I sometimes wonder if Chester always wears sunglasses because he’s stoned to the bone 24/7

[@jeffmcelwain231]

Bet it's that crazy bright camera light in his face

[@HelloMeighan]

Probably to be honest

[@Yvoboyadjiev]

my friend and I watch the channel, we've never seen his eyes. you're definitely right

[@chillx1539]

Kylie Kehoe he probably blind

[@ohioanfishman]

Why would the blind person be the camera man? The one who makes sure they’re recording everything.

[@lbwnova6654]

"there's a person in my basement" "are you sure it's not just a homeless person?" Oh shit, I forgot homeless people aren't people!

[@nathanielmatava-brown605]

it isn't a homeless person, they're living in her home

[@sook-changaming4272]

@PARKER HOLSEY r/woosh

[@its_doovey]

@PARKER HOLSEY how did it sound wrong? Like in a mean or dirty way?

[@its_doovey]

@PARKER HOLSEY Well, they were only joking with it. They were being sarcastic

[@greenistheworst]

@@sook-changaming4272 you forgot the other 2 o’s plus he did get the joke

[@William_Voidson]

What I love so much about Life of Luxury (weird name for a ghost channel) is that while Chester and Parker have their hideously funny under reactions, the sfx or like costume stuff for the ghost/demon/skin walker is legitimately horrifying. Idk who does the physical acting for that but its real unnerving, so, props 🙌

[@ItzBrittKneeBish]

Yes!! Regardless of how silly and idiotic the whole idea is the acting is still creepy 😂

[@gingergingey8271]

You ain't wrong.

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

you're not wrong, I've had nightmares after watching mr.long limbs turn her mother into the chocolate dude .

[@RONDEVUU-REDAN]

Fr I was kinda mad that so many ppl interpret them as just shitty ghost videos made by people pretending for them to be real when the videos are genuinely kind of unnerving and seem more like satire. The noises the monsters make and the sfx is kinda horrifying at times and at others kinda funny I see it as a horror comedy series kinda

[@666thmoab]

wait i remember that na- oh...

[@marcelathacat2739]

Caroline: "HELP THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY BASEMENT!" Police: "bro u lyin."

[@kazuhaluvr6151]

marcela tha cat “yeah man that’s illegal”

[@conniequintero8590]

Why u always lyin’?

[@nether8968]

There’s someone in my basement help!,! The entire law encforcement of the us: say sike right now

[@sharkie9975]

Mmmm my god stop freaking lying!

[@dejus_e]

That’s the only reason she called those people.

[@sorayacharles]

danny getting a green screen is almost TOO much power for one man

[@morgolig6095]

Green screen man can do whatever a green screen caaaaan

[@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi8167]

THIS is the thing that made you say that?

[@foxberries5868]

@@morgolig6095 ah! So you are a man of culter ( I love fam go) (Albert)

[@DodoDodo-im4qz]

Ikr😂😂

[@weasel384]

Cookie Meadow Culture*

[@jacquelinetorres7398]

I love how Danny is taking advantage of his green screen. 10/10

[@bobduncan2274]

jacqueline Torres i Love your profile pic

[@bobduncan2274]

Beebo

[@olivialamarca8590]

Beebo :0

[@Kulizzzz]

:o

[@gotanygrapes1443]

I noticed that too haha. It makes it even better lol

[@Terd_Sn1ffer]

The fact that life of luxury went from creepy stalkers, to "catching" demons just makes me laugh! 😂😂😂

[@Eepyshleepy]

Fr

[@havvehave]

HELP MY FRIEND WAS SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IS BLEEDING OUT police: nah dog im makin pasta

[@amaraberger7113]

have i choked 😂

[@iz1389]

@@amaraberger7113 same

[@emas5511]

lol

[@sirhissboi6100]

That's illegal noone can do that

[@Din021]

Haha, nice try Kevin

[@DaftSheep]

Danny: *makes a video about these guys* Jake Paul: I've never seen so much hate from a person.

[@josie5877]

Derek Smith I love your KZbin videos

[@midnightwaffles243]

@@josie5877 ???

[@meiguess6765]

“im sure it’s not a homeless person because they’re living in my home”

[@SorowFame]

Then it’s a squatter I think.

[@pink83]

@@SorowFame you are right

[@mandajohnson7754]

@@CaptainSteward no Sammy Laurence

[@redacted4695]

No bendy

[@cultofwaluigi508]

666th like. Poggers.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Their channel is an absolute classic, the way Chester is always wearing his sunglasses and going "NO WE SHOULDN'T DO XYZ, DUDE" and then _gets dragged along anyway_ never fails to make me laugh When interviewing the haunted people he's the most braindead dude, but as soon as a monster actually comes in he's the first logical guy to want to leave and call help Like they are legit great at comedy, I don't think it's even remotely meant to be serious and I love it

[@sigma9-11]

yeah lol their vids are so funny and its painful when people dont see its satire

[@wasted.paper_cl1p]

I know, it physically hurts me when people don’t understand it’s satire

[@williambutcher7429]

“Help, police! There’s a creepy homeless man living in my basement!” “If he lives in your basement than he’s not homeless, dumbass.” (Hangs up)

[@kay_stro]

IM CRYING,BAHAHAHAHAH

[@lucyisaravenclaw3710]

100th like, you're welcommmeee

[@pvudding]

LMAO

[@xaviermaxime1319]

They aren’t wrong

[@Consumer_of_small_children]

yep your not wrong

[@mahnoushhosein]

“But homeless people actually don’t do those things” I can’t explain how hard I laughed😂.

[@technovikerness73]

What does your name mean

[@cooperanimates2638]

its a name that exists in the world that isnt where u live probably

[@cooperanimates2638]

um no thats not right

[@hjjngj3215]

@@cooperanimates2638 it was a joke

[@technovikerness73]

@@cooperanimates2638 i know what part of the world its from and in these parts names are generally words from vernacular languages and mean something

[@alayna8661]

are we not gonna talk about how the demon in the basement was just a guy covered in black duct tape

[@silent-witching]

Nice

[@Maddy-qy4xs]

Owch, imagine how much that'd hurt taking it off 😂

[@5h3nn0ng]

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY GOD" - JonTron covered in Flex Tape

[@fairlysleepy]

i thought it was black paint

[@wafa6377]

no ma’am that’s paint

[@rxzwl]

Four years later and still thinking about dolphin man… 👊😔

[@polarbears643]

Same I was him for halloween

[@XxXsoapXxX]

same bro...... ...dolphin man......

[@Bellaorsomething]

I love..... dolphin man.....

[@RussianSnowWolf]

I'm sad 4 dolphin man......he just wanted someone to play with.... 😭😭😭😭😭

[@EggzBreakfazt]

I'm inlove with dolphin man

[@tw1nky963]

police: hello 911 whats your emergency girl: theres a man in my house wearing a dolphin suite can you help me police; hahaha no girl: why not police:because thats Parker and Chesters jobs

[@patstigious857]

Suit*

[@peterkavanagh83]

​@@patstigious857 no they did mean a giant man wearing a dolphin themed hotel suite

[@berrypiecake]

“In the vent there is a voice and in the bed there is a scared.” I’m crying 😭

[@NyanCatzzz]

Ikr-

[@jacobmurphy5109]

A scared?

[@WaterMelo83]

@@jacobmurphy5109 Yes, it's a scared.

[@AdamVyper404]

Had me on the floor

[@PUKPRIESTS.]

@@WaterMelo83 I finally found someone with a dr2 pfp yasss!

[@sethstraub]

Danny: who investigates paranormal activity and doesn't want to find anything Scooby doo and shaggy: am I a joke to you

[@HaidebugCreates]

Scary Assassin55 Ro No

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

yes

[@poghank7215]

Luigi in Luigi's Mansion: Am I a joke to you?

[@miakashiya]

Ryan Bergara: am I joke to you?

[@m.a.749]

Ruh roh

[@pillbugm8914]

The police refusing to do anything might be the most realistic part.

[@Ahhcrazygirl]

This lol

[@MisterMoodyHere]

nothingisworththerisknothingisworththerisknothingisworththerisk

[@gingergingey8271]

Yeah, accurate

[@CaSCHWANK]

maybe thats the real reason why the victims always seem to be girls

[@Anonymous_Insomniac]

@@MisterMoodyHere Mandela fan spotted 🫵

[@rayyoders1127]

"we're gonna help you get rid of this thing in your house, by sitting in our car, and watching you sleep from the cameras we're putting in your house."

[@kentinlabeau5533]

Yeah we watched the video too

[@valonarious5399]

Listen, all you need to know about this video is dolphin man. Dolphin man is love, Dolphin man is life

[@turtlebees745]

“2 things homeless people don’t do: scream and scratch. You’d have to have a home to do those things”💀

[@boringvibes6050]

Yes yes its scientifically proven

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

How we found this out is we repossessed someone’s house and then tortured them until they died and they didn’t scratch or scream

[@carlgrimcs]

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 lmfao

[@zunnunal-hafizthegamer4328]

Something in my house always do it and i have mora than 10 of it

[@eileenmcfarland2598]

W-what’s the 2nd thing

[@shaelinrollman4771]

Caroline: "Please help, there's someone in my house I think they're gonna try to kill me!" Police: "Naw that's cap"

[@thomasmoeller4821]

Police: stop the cap

[@brookie_pooh]

Lmao yes

[@JamesCharIes]

Oi

[@NE0N0W0]

Police: yh saw the vod you hard capping stop before i pop a cap in you on jahh

[@boom_powy]

“The boys” as policemen

[@mettaton-x]

I love watching life of luxury ironically, it’s literally hilarious. It actually might be satire, but I can’t even tell anymore. Please do another video on them, this made me laugh so hard

[@lousnoom]

It still scares me for some reason 😭

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

Imma be honest, I just enjoy the CGI. It’s fun.

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

@@lousnoomI scared the crap out of my nine year old self, watching it at midnight. I was freaked out for weeks. Now no horror movies can scare me

[@Adambenhmida0000]

I think it’s so funny💀

[@sigma9-11]

lol their def satire the guys who make them have talked about it quiet a bit

[@davebirdsong4914]

Caroline was the real paranormal activity, she totally ghosted them.

[@angelinap.7207]

Omg

[@briannaleogreen9344]

This is the greatest comment I have ever seen

[@mochiattoart514]

XD

[@generic9777]

Oh damn

[@birdy5475]

Holy shit

[@Taiphyr]

I feel bad for the people being casted as the ‘creepy’ things, imagine going to a job interview, getting the job, then for your first day they say: “Alright, we are filming a horror film. We’re gonna paint you grey and white/black and make you put on a diaper. Then you’re gonna screech and bark at us like a drunk guy in a bar.”

[@CMHatem]

💀

[@ishanibanik2800]

So like being an actor basically? 😂😂

[@poppins9]

I don’t think there painting the people black

[@user-GodOfWarKratos]

and bark like ishowspeed

[@doge7906]

And I am pretty sure the first guy is wearing a Gimp suite as you can see at 8:9

[@aoifefitzgerald7379]

Ok but imagine your friends calling you up and being like “hey bro, would you be down to get painted in black paint and also partly covered in duct tape and crawl around a basement mooing and chasing us around??” Like do they just say “..........yeah bro, sounds like fun”

[@tfortaro]

OMG LOL I'M DEAD XDDD

[@emmakisseberth8567]

This comment is way too underrated 💀

[@aoifefitzgerald7379]

Emma Kisseberth aw, you’re too kind lol

[@ducksywucksy]

So true

[@eeelly5844]

I'd be totally up for that ngl But it will be hard to remove the paint tho

[@erikmagelee6440]

A normal Life Of Luxury video: girl around 20, living alone, they go to the house, Chester doesn't want to, Parker insists they stay one night, both are to late to the crime scene, and the girl is gone for good taken away by the strange thing.

[@hbtnvmrtcrgjvbei9t]

you forgot when parker tries to get the girl to go on a date and when chester gets reeeeeeally close to parker while theyre sleeping lol

[@buddyart-]

"She's hitting my door? Not cool." Why is that so funny to me

[@LimbsAndGames]

He's protective of his door

[@taru2873]

I don't know but its funny to me aswell

[@kazeki5755]

Same

[@kiera5234]

700 like

[@cjork4999]

i laughed out loud for real at that one..

[@coffeebubbles22]

How dare Shane and Ryan claim to be the best ghost hunters when clearly Chester and... the other guy are the true ghoul boys.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Parker.

[@Urmom-lt2xp]

THE OTHER GUY I- idk his name either bro dw 💀

[@bonzo319]

I ship Chester and shane

[@bellathefe11a]

@@bonzo319 no 🥰

[@bonzo319]

@@bellathefe11a yes 😘

[@emily.3179]

it’s like Buzzfeed Unsolved without the personality’s, comedy and Hot Dog fanfiction

[@connormurray5155]

And they actually get "evidence"

[@stephaniesummer2663]

The only good thing Buzzfeed puts out

[@eviehowlett2535]

T H E H O T D A G A

[@Karmolicious]

Whats the buzzfeed unsolved series called where the guy is like "whats up its ya boy" to a "ghost"? Is it the supernatural series?

[@khi5733]

Karmolicious it is in one of the supernatural videos

[@ACrusaderCBCforever]

"Help, police there is someone in my basement and he grabbed my leg!" Police: "nuh uh"

[@jamiejam8218]

Dolphin man~ Take me by the hand~ Take me to the land~ That you understand~

[@kars676]

I’m concerned for your well being

[@livl5168]

Nobody wants to like this cos its got exactly 100

[@kars676]

Livvy Lou are you challenging me

[@kars676]

I did it

[@bleh1945]

OCeaN mAN TaKe mE By ThE hAnD 😳👊💨💦

[@Crystalizedsky]

Caroline's video actually jump scared me wtf. I wasn't prepared for that. I was expecting someone below the stairs, not a hand grabbing her leg-

[@ktprogamercoolgirl5746]

Fr

[@leila416]

Crystal the Dragon same

[@bean-zv2yi]

Like seriously lol

[@yobirdyfly1888]

Same!!!

[@JAMINOUT20]

same

[@ash.550]

The three Nightmare Heroes known as HOMELESS SHADOW powers: Pooping on the floor and grabbing ankles BASICALLY A DEMON powers: impersonation, switching clothes, and yeeting people into restrooms DOLPHIN MAN powers: dancing, screaming, and being gosh darn cute

[@hh-st1ug]

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@clemence9703]

XD

[@aleynahmaxwell4663]

underrated comment right here lmfao

[@federicacucchetti3792]

this is so smart

[@googoogaga4015]

I literally started wheezinggggg

[@MrBjanders]

I really love the dolphin man. Its exactly the kind of weird low effort but effectively creepy costume my dad would have made to spook kids on Halloween 😂

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

Girl: HELP ME, I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND MY FAMILY IS DEAD Police: do you have evidence? Girl: what? Police: have a nice day, we don’t believe you.

[@sophiacervantes7758]

Lol hqhhqhqhaha .so exited for k-12

[@isanya1548]

@@sophiacervantes7758 same lol

[@jskamsmsmka2806]

ElevenShadowWitches the police can’t hang up on you.

[@bruderschweigen6889]

Something like that just happened in Romania pretty sad the 911 calls are on KZbin

[@googlywoogly]

Police: we couldn’t find you parents to confirm your statement.

[@andreasantiagodegarcia1646]

You know that relatable ass moment when you can't afford turkey ,but you have ice so you make an ice sandwich.

[@sophhxedits7484]

right, I hate when that happens

[@emma1315]

I know right!? I can only afford a working fridge that can freeze water..

[@brooke9574]

because eating soggy bread is more filling than just eating bread and drinking water

[@keelamay1421]

That’s a bruh moment...

[@girldissected]

Actually, I'm eating an ice sandwich using ice from my working freezer rn

[@kaykate77]

Ah my favorite Dr. Suess quote He found a stalker in her home He found a stalker in her vent He found a stalker under her bed He found a stalker upstairs

[@TomFowkes]

Kathryn Wieland he found a stalker in a box he found a stalker with a fox he found a stalker in a house he found a stalker with a mouse he found a stalker on a train he found a stalker in the rain

[@audreybannister]

😂

[@S_Rendevouz]

Tom Fowkes A stalker in the market A stalker in the rocket A stalker in the window A stalker in the meadow wherever this people went, they could always vent That they found a stalker

[@artemischen4086]

@@TomFowkes He found the stalker in a hat he found the stalker with a bat he found the stalker who looks like a cat he found the stalker blabla

[@ThatHBDude]

A stalker in a stalker

[@GEOXXY]

“Hes dolphin man, half dolphin, half man.”

[@FwoggoWoggo]

Hear him screech at night (aaah aah), ‘cause he just wants a friend

[@unboxingwithjayson2474]

There’s only one better superhero

[@unboxingwithjayson2474]

Also search up an image called alien man it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see

[@mollymoocow7908]

I love how each “supernatural entity” is just a person painted in different colors. Super scary

[@cure_mistake]

Dolphin man is in a diper lol

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Next episode: we found a PURPLE MAN in her ATTIC at 3AM

[@DripDrangonhead]

and also built like what you'd expect the scrawniest demon ever to look like

[@rattersworld1016]

yeah... it honestly does kinda freak me out, but it's so blatently obvious that it's fake

[@Okjsjdjsjss]

Help lemme go

[@oliverbrannon9385]

She's probably not responding anymore because she's pissed that there is still someone living in the house when she hired them to get them out. Lmao

[@nusatupe]

Some say she is still finding people who can get this "demon" out of her house.

[@carsoninabox]

666th like ✌

[@Përkyplsz]

Alyssa Brannon this comment has 666 likes, I think the paranormal creature still exists.

[@carsoninabox]

@@Përkyplsz That would be my fault, I was the 666th like-

[@Përkyplsz]

松濤轟 [Todoroki Shoto] so you were the one in the basement

[@RobCartwright]

I'd be mad if I was Caroline too. Some homeless person wearing blackface is hanging out in her basement.

[@milkyyyyway]

*69 uwu now its 70 >:3*

[@yourtherapist1370]

@@milkyyyyway ; - ;

[@milkyyyyway]

@@yourtherapist1370;)

[@pissapocalypse]

@@milkyyyyway mAh pipi

[@bvnnypiszz5694]

420th like😅

[@iamvoidnoodle]

dolphin man deserves better , he was so happy and excited and they just left him, what a bunch of losers

[@rexdino7405]

*Calls police* "911 what's your emergency?" "There's someone in my house" "Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England. The next time you call this number, I will report you for harassment." *Hangs up*

[@alwaysmeepin9609]

Very good cops

[@sarah_e124]

lol 😂

[@ICTON123]

Why is the cop a karen?

[@chillpollo]

@@yujinkim6220 the cop-ception

[@David-be6vh]

Yujin Kim "911, I'm a 911 responder and someone called 911 and harassed me." "Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England. The next time you call this number, I will report you for harassment." Hangs up. and the cycle continues

[@jemimaarcher2608]

Always a girl, always around the age of twenty, always beautiful, always missing their family. Just saying 🤷‍♀️

[@linababa9163]

So what??

[@goldenvids5529]

@@linababa9163 she is saying its scripted and they use the girl for views

[@sokerinen]

so basically disney princesses keep asking for their help...

[@1TotalJabroni]

Plot twist: these young men are preying on these poor girls and exploiting their lack of families for sexual favors but everything depicted here is 100% real and authentic proof of the supernatural, making them the only ghost hunters to ever actually provide tangible evidence.

[@Ashleyrae11]

Jimmy and Flo nO ShIT ShERlOcK

[@josie-nv6ft]

"I think Parker might be the least sneaky person on the planet" Do we forget Morgz and his sneaky hoodie

[@justdrinkingcoffee5833]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloey7062]

and his “creepy clown” vids that actually turned out to be his dad

[@justdrinkingcoffee5833]

@@cloey7062 yes

[@demiswurld6206]

Lol

[@uselesscasul3164]

Cloey C his dad is a creepy clown irl

[@WolfwhiteFox]

Person: *dials Telephone* "Hello?!? Y-Yes i think there's someone in my house!!" Policeman: "mmmhmm, are you currently in your house?" "Y-yes!" "Than that person is you! goodbye." *Hangs up*

[@Eepyshleepy]

Fr tho

[@aydn1983]

Can we please have more episodes of WAAAAaaahhhAaaaAAAA I’M ScAaaaaAAAARRrrreeEEDD!

[@sorenthefunkyman]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@natashascarlet4811]

Tbh you kinda look like Tom Holland .

[@aydn1983]

Natasha Scarlet I disagree but... thanks? I do have a weird eyebrow

[@natashascarlet4811]

@@aydn1983 You're welcome . You look great anyway don't let anyone else disagree with that .

[@baja_blast_]

I want to get this to 420

[@rudymoore1937]

Girl: someone lives in my basement Police: say sike right now

[@Kaihearts1]

Omfg 😂

[@gianna8110]

Rudy Moore this comment 😭

[@i4faux]

*memes*

[@angie860]

Lmao

[@angelw2734]

Why did it scare me when something grabbed her leg

[@jesiaalston1462]

Therapist: It's okay. The dolphin man isn't real, he can't hurt you. This video:

[@djcook3991]

Is it just me or does dolphin man look like Jenna marbles painted like kermit?

[@oijosuke2186]

Your profile picture is SOOO CUTE

[@grass1659]

@@oijosuke2186 is yours kim jungwoo?

[@michaljones8940]

I would like but I refuse to break the 666

[@Thilaro__]

@@grass1659 Kim jong un?

[@Mala_Mama]

I used to watch them aaaaalll the time. It’s like a horror thriller for kids. I respect it.

[@dinkylinky2552]

Real

[@Lucifersfursona]

Genuinely if you still respect these two please reevaluate your life Their whole personalities and their income is based off of cheap mockeries of violent crimes and misogyny. They’ve monetized being shitty people. There’s nothing respectable about that.

[@thegreenpeacegirl2691]

Things the ‘arm’ could be: - A rat - A shadow - A rogue tree branch Things it couldn’t be: - Real

[@McDaddyPog]

The Green Peace Girl it still shook me, I am a real child. I honestly can’t believe I fell for that for a sec

[@spidaaahs]

No debate, that's a shadow

[@SavageAlphaWolfSigmaOhioFanum]

Holy that scared me so bad I’m such a wuss!

[@kazuhaluvr6151]

*inhale * *yeeeessss*

[@APerson-pc7nn]

Nah it's a homeless person so it's nothing to worry about

[@mattie1710]

Danny is having too much fun w that green screen lol

[@shreeyastache]

Mattie G lMaO

[@porkydorky]

I love it haha

[@street_nutlmao]

Yeah lol

[@arianagrandeismyqueen6166]

Mattie G OMG another Ariana fan!!!

[@pamelavoorhees630]

Omg i wanted to comment that lol

[@gianna8110]

i love how the “paranormal” sightings always hide from the families and stuff, but the second the “ghost hunters” step out, they start absolutely bolting towards them...ah it’s just something about them

[@kingayy9267]

"Oh you guys are making a KZbin video ? Here, let me give you a couple jump scares and a creepy silhouette for the thumbnail" Such considerate ghosts

[@ryanblaz4118]

You fool! It's because Chester is so irresistible. Every human, or dolphin, or demon thing, wants him.

[@hdtxmia872]

Jojo Siwak ikr let the ghost busters handle this ok.??

[@rosyfilter]

Is your name actually jojo siwak or is that a play off of jojo siwa?

[@Unidentified952]

I used to find these genuinely terrifying a couple of years ago 💀

[@LtDub]

"911 whats your emergency" "HELP! SOMEONE STABBED ME, I CANT WALK" "what? someone stabbed you? that's illegal! they can't do that!"

[@ProfessorYaoiI]

Sombody on the internet club penguin

[@jamisynmyst9461]

Rip in piece stabbed guy

[@rx500android]

28 stab wound!

[@noah-tl1gv]

Sombody on the internet “tell them they can’t do that and they won’t, okay goodbye stabbed person”

[@chantalgroot4275]

Woman: "There's someone in my house!" Dispatcher: "Yeah. You." *CASE CLOSED*

[@Borealis109]

No actually its Morgz but hes so good at hiding the cops don't believe her

[@xaviermaxime1319]

PLOT TWIST

[@woolierfrog2565]

SO THEY SAID THAT SHE THINKS THERE'S A PERSON IN HER BASEMENT AND ONE OF THE GUY'S ASKS ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT A HOMELESS PERSON

[@sleepiest_of_dem_all0_o]

To him the homeless aren’t people

[@stpr16]

@@sleepiest_of_dem_all0_o they dont even exist to him

[@hmm8139]

If he’s living in her basement than it’s not a homeless person- but still I used to get scared by this dumb shit I’m so stupid

[@nevaehpinkney5053]

Equivalent to Addison Rae saying “How do you know she’s Asian, she could be KoReAn”

[@Urban_Goose]

Putting ur comment in caps just makes it blend in with all of the other comments that are in caps and ur comment is literally just saying what someone said in the video

[@CERATOTAURZZZ]

“Help! Police someones in my basement! An intruder!” “An intruder? Are you 5 or something? Im not falling for that 😂😂😂😂”

[@lybasily]

HELP TMC REFERENCE???😭😭😭

[@NicolasLeeXO]

@@lybasily😭😭😭

[@lillier1596]

I can confirm that police will immediately speed to ur house if you say there’s an intruder. I know this because my mum called the police on our dog accidentally three years ago.

[@hijkaylamarie2342]

This made me laugh holy shit

[@maschaorsomething]

But did they arrest the dog

[@deepinmythots752]

Yea not only will they show up but they'll come like 4 cars deep with guns drawn and everything lol

[@josharntt]

@@deepinmythots752 Well better safe than sorry lol

[@luxuscarnage4828]

I hope the police didn't get ruff. I would definitely have a bone to pick with them.

[@ali1005.]

I love how even though it’s obviously fake I’m still scared.

[@Emily-se2pn]

a l i c e - m a r i e thank god im not the only one lmao

[@cilladude8919]

a l i c e - m a r i e I know help

[@maritkortenray7892]

same lmao someone pls help

[@cupid476]

I know it's obviously fake but it's quite entertaining and fun

[@deedee1871]

Completely deadass same tho

[@karoroy]

Honestly I could watch a whole hour of Danny's police skits

[@molono1451]

Couldn't anybody

[@myfashionpoint]

Same

[@kristalycukor9680]

Yess

[@staple_boi]

Honestly cop skits are the funniest thing ever especially with friends😂😂

[@DeityFoxx]

Fax

[@ROHTHEROBBER]

7:55 that scream and the way he was just crouching down💀

[@snjezanajankovic6615]

I like how all of the ''monsters'' are just half naked coloured people

[@clairefazel8470]

Imagine the casting directors asking the person "are you okay with being half naked and covered in paint?"

[@anemone105]

Claire Fazel why yes dear sir I am! I have no self dignity and confidence

[@clairefazel8470]

@@anemone105 you just described me 😂

[@coffinman1217]

@@anemone105 XD

[@atleys6519]

woah woah woah, we prefer the term "half-naked people of color"

[@josu9864]

"In the vent, there is a voice" "And on the bed, there is a *S* *C* *A* *R* *E* *D* "

[@novisnovis]

idk why that got me do bad

[@Angel.bunny_16]

Aw yes the wild scared

[@OombaPoomba]

Spooky

[@kirathememelord3264]

The beautiful S C A R E D in its natural habitat

[@kokichiouma9963]

The voice has been trying to catch this scared for years

[@diedielullaby6298]

THEY COULDN'T AT LEAST TRY TO GET SOME GOOD ACTRESSES? LIKE GODDAMN. EVEN I COULD BE MORE CONVINCING THAN THAT.

[@lirhennegan]

her voice had no tone i was like 😐😐😂😂

[@katiet6569]

When she went "-_________-" *_I felt that_*

[@dabirdie1797]

@Allison Lea 😚😃😄😝😚😙😗😞😘😣😁😞😁😞😗😒😗😒😘😝😄😛😚😛😗😘😛😄😍😄😍😄😍😄😪😪😪😲😴😩👿😖😈😆😈😎😎😎😎😷😆😷😖😧😓😕😲😧😖😴😖😴😵😈😟😧😯👦👵👦👴👸😻👧😻👱👵👶💂😿👷👪🙌☝🏃☝💑👪🏃💁💪💪💪

[@dabirdie1797]

@@lirhennegan u too

[@fluffibunimadi]

666 likes OH NO DEMONS ARE GONNA HAUNT YOU oh wait dont worry I gave it a like so ur good ;)

[@canonickero]

I love the silly little gay paranormal investigators they're so bad at their jobs♥️

[@mdimranmahmud4988]

Caroline: there's a person in my basement Police: give us proof Caroline: sends video of someone grabbing her leg Police: thats a rogue tree branch

[@russianname2986]

Ice Cube & The Gang no that was clearly the wind

[@tunoffun5745]

nah, thats clive. he a bit extra

[@sometree2744]

TBH though police are actually pretty useless IRL

[@marshmallow927]

Tun Of Fun can I say hi to Clive

[@tunoffun5745]

Musty, Yes, Yes you can.

[@jschap712]

It's more creepy if it's not a homeless person because that means the person leaves his own actual home to hang out in your basement, and that's a lot weirder than someone without a home just going into your basement because they want shelter.

[@atiredail.e]

yeah honestly most homeless people dont act violent or super creepy (unless they're on drugs or smth)

[@celeste2414]

I completely agree with your statement, but it still bothers me that they think having a homeless person creeping around your house isn't something to be worried about.

[@Jasperlovescheese]

@@celeste2414there was a homeless person living in my moms coworkers basement storm shelter and they had a very large house and didn’t use the storm shelter so it took them a while to find him, and it turned out he was a registered s-x offender and the lady had 4 children in the house

[@Jasperlovescheese]

@@celeste2414yeah definitely still worrying

[@organrat6818]

I don’t think they just want shelter if their grabbing your ankles and shit

[@sbkandjzj]

I found my brother in his room. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

[@cedrick25]

I found food in the kitchen *PARANORMAL ACTIVITY*

[@oreostar1801]

Naahh thats not scary, u know whats scary? I saw my brother in his room... Eating my chips PARANORMAL ACTIVITY Get on my level 😂😂😂

[@Turquoise_Tortellini]

I love how they just turned it into a whole series at this point. They make it obvious that these scenarios are completely fictional and they are playing a role, and the random things just make me laugh

[@JavaKittie]

Dolphin Man was actually doing a pretty good job of taking care of that house. Maybe they should just ask him to start paying rent. Problem solved.

[@VxrgilVendetta]

Yay Dolphin man

[@hanna-5151]

Yeet yeeet Ya right

[@L0N0.]

I was the 666 th like.... your welcome

[@logicmaplesyrup9807]

Who the fuck is Kevin And Dolphin Man is Chester

[@logicmaplesyrup9807]

@@L0N0. yeet

[@WolfTrap-Anim]

the actual context: we searched a young adult female's house's basement and found a homeless dude in blackface.

[@rezenobecny9185]

He can't be homeless if he's in a house

[@screamsformemes]

YEP finally someone said it

[@virekin0t719]

PLS

[@WolfTrap-Anim]

@@virekin0t719 pls what

[@babycheeese]

@@virekin0t719 yeah pls what 💪😡💪

[@leafinx]

“There’s a person in my basement” “Are u sure it’s not just a homeless person” *that’s still a person and she should still be scared*

[@uniboy13]

Well it can't be a homeless person, they're living in the basement

[@Skipsenberg]

@@uniboy13 you dick.

[@JamesCharIes]

No, its a homeless

[@poopoosmeller28]

666th like

[@redacted4695]

@Alessandra Fabian why are we here

[@JustMatt87]

Can't be a homeless person, they are in the basement of a home therefore NOT homeless!!!!!! Life of luxury was a guilty pleasure of mine it's hilarious lol

[@z3xach]

Caroline: There’s an intruder in my house! 911: Dam bro that’s crazy

[@Lucifersfursona]

“No that is not a disease”

[@JimmySee]

Dolphin Man's origin story is that he watched Kurtis Conner's hypnosis video and became a dolphin.

[@isovercomebywrackingsobs2959]

Jimmy See. 😂😂😂 thank you so much this is perfect👌

[@kulubatala9703]

Im screaming 💀💀💀

[@rodsaghosh7208]

@@kulubatala9703 you mean screeching

[@dontworrymyhomosexualityis9502]

Naw fam, he just reached level 12 to legally become a dolphin

[@drearydaydreamer.4706]

Badads

[@ravioliking5246]

I reached 24 what am I know

[@sillypossum6058]

J Og a rat

[@cloudsiies]

Boss D OH SH*T A RAT

[@sharkie9975]

Boss D just a sexy rat coming to check on the food

[@starsareverypretty]

Dolphin man is our friend now. They only wanted a friend. Dolphin man is our mascot and named Greg.

[@marinapadovan5676]

He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be But one day he wondered on to land And got bitten by a radioactive man Now he’s Dolphin man Half dolphin half man Hear him screech @ night Cause he just wants a friend

[@latinmoses8417]

Here comes the dolphin man,

[@gabrielthornton7614]

Muahahhaha i have interrupted the theme song!!!

[@Keirumei]

dolphin man saw her on tv and he gave her a call they formed the best crime-fighting team in the world then they saved the president from an alien race it was all over the news he was screaming in space like

[@wurfgrl]

*HELP LET ME GO* *HELP LET ME GO* *HELP LET ME GO* LET ME GO TONIGHT HE SAID *HELP LET ME GO* *HELP LET ME GO* *HELP LET ME GO* Stop kidnapping me.

[@kys1695]

Great poem

[@mr.peppermint491]

Her: I keep hearing voices pretending to be my family Her whole family outside the door: she hasn't answered us in weeks

[@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152]

Now they'll get attacked by the stalkers

[@Lucifersfursona]

The Metamorphosis but it’s about why you need a trip sitter

[@randomvegetarian]

“So what do you do for a living?” “Oh I’m a P.I.” “Private investigator?” “No, a *paranormal* investigator.”

[@madz500]

9:46 How film studios expect people to react hearing about whatever new horror movie with the same recycled plot is coming out

[@rebeccadodd1394]

Parker is just like, the least bothered person ever. It's actually kind of impressive

[@charlottemolter2181]

Ikr! Lol XD

[@dejandzokovic554]

True

[@tiredofyourshit8933]

lol 😂

[@pubghighlights3835]

Yes

[@derekclark8591]

Agreed but here is a epic fact dolphin man just needs a dolphin gal

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

Me: There is bugs in my house...! thats why i called.. Pest control: Say sike right now

[@de9318]

😂🤣

[@doctor4961]

Up

[@wurfgrl]

I was about to like, but it’s at 999 and I wanna live.

[@sapphic_spidy3207]

I’m... going back to Buzzfeed Unsolved. I need to cleanse my eyes.

[@Ather_sys]

*w h e e z e*

[@morganmarsh5527]

*HeY gOaTmAn I'm DaNciN oN yOuR bRiDgE*

[@noiseyoyster5783]

@Gisella YEET! This is a mood

[@erinh422]

Buzzfeed unsolved is the best thing buzzfeed has birthed

[@thejackinfenwa7101]

ah... Shane and ryan *(wheeze)*

[@chaosman76]

Pho is a Vietnamese soup dish consisting of broth, rice noodles, herbs, and meat. Phở is a popular food in Vietnam where it is served in households, street-stalls, and restaurants country-wide. Residents of the city of Nam Định were the first to create Vietnamese traditional phở.