This Children's Channel Is Basically A Horror Movie

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Go to Squarespace.com/danny so I don't get kidnapped again plz

[@melodymaroney8203]

The Gregs have taken over. We’re too powerful

[@ElizabethRoseOriginal]

Okay!

[@chillers4845]

no

[@poopiehead3362]

Ok

[@autumnfreeman813]

Danny Gonzalez ok, we all need the sponsorship money

[@bryh555]

I’m in love with the idea of a horror movie where they go in the basement and are like “it’s so dark down here! Grab the flashlights!” And they turn them on and face the light right at their faces and in their eyes like “I still can’t see anything!”

[@kai_maceration]

It turns out the real antagonist of the movie was the mc's incompetence all along

[@therealsneezuschrist]

@@kai_maceration isnt that alot of movies

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

Sounds like something from one of the scary movies lol

[@cr3at0rhuhh]

a comedy horror movie 💀

[@Random-sk6hm]

I love the fact that they don't know how light works 😂 You see things from light reflecting off objects but shine it in your face ig

[@Alice-ib4cz]

The lake is uncomfortably blue and I don’t appreciate it

[@annakate8163]

プリングルズ缶の中の猫 lmao i agree

[@tessalemonade3495]

it is some blue ass water

[@adriannataylor9372]

I know why it's blue, because the pond monster abuses the pond and the pond is sad 😢

[@karisafari239]

People dye their ponds sometimes, it’s really weird, my aunt did hers pink... it’s super gross

[@user-jc8by2wj8g]

Lol have you seen the pools in miami? They’re actually so so blue

[@badaxtion1878]

She straight up shined a light in her own face and said she can't see anything. Hilarious

[@bayanmoran]

FAT JAXSON LMAOOOOOOOO

[@max-nw2zf]

I know....You were supposed to shine it to the path... Not your fricking face

[@puppetthedemon1560]

True though

[@matejcevnik7362]

@@max-nw2zf r/woooooosh

[@oldspringbonniefnaffredbea6196]

FAT JAXSON lol

[@dread_wolf2301]

I like how they felt the need to explain how they knew which door would lead to the basement and rather than just something that makes sense like "this is the only door we haven't checked" she says "I guess this is the only door that will probably lead to the basement"

[@islagordon1989]

Chad is drowning! do you.. A. jump in and save him B. send a floatation device C. DIVORCE

[@TulipMawlz]

That hot reference👌

[@craigmiles2255]

XD i get it...

[@leovaldez7991]

Isla Gordon D. slap again

[@gobotheghostie803]

Oh Lol 😂

[@gracekay6448]

LMAOOOOOO

[@omon1128]

ok but the funniest thing that danny didn't mention is how they somehow have access to footage from the security cameras and the drones when they shouldn't have, so that implies that their "kidnapper" gave them the security footage for their video for some reason.

[@gayjayy]

Probably went something like "Oh, oh. You're doing a KZbin video? Yeah, I'll give you the footage. Make sure to make me look good."

[@ayeshaahmad9506]

999th :))

[@MisterMuffinut]

I was JUST about to comment this lol

[@flamey2282]

look he was probably like "is this too hard, i'll give them the drone footage to make it easier."

[@TURKEY1111]

Even the kidnapper wants to contribute to their videos 🤣

[@babbybobabs8701]

"did they remove half my brian?" ah yes, every child's favorite subject, LOBOTOMY

[@sharron74]

Half my *brian*

[@babbybobabs8701]

@@sharron74 BNKGJKFJB I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[@flargarbason1740]

@@sharron74 poor Brian

[@flargarbason1740]

Not to be nitpicky but that’s not a lobotomy. Sorry for taking the joke seriously xD

[@bbqbunger2350]

@@sharron74 Why do you own a Brian? That’s illegal.

[@benjaminlaft6479]

danny is a certified laid back girly girl.

[@jennibeck1]

stop talking about news we've known for years now

[@solsolsolomon]

​@@jennibeck1Fr

[@Sad_cat_studio]

but wheres my 5000 dollars

[@H34RTSF0R_SAM]

@@jennibeck1LMFAOO

[@ObamaMpreg]

He’s so girlypop 🎀

[@FalconOfStorms]

I like how she broke into a stranger's house because her boyfriend texted her that he found something cool.

[@cndvdxyhjblbilg]

1st

[@ResidenEvilGibbs]

Husband* 3rd

[@user-xm2nb7qj1t]

I guess I'll follow the trend 4th

[@Mothalas]

5th

[@FalconOfStorms]

Actual 1st.

[@fancyspaggy]

Danny is just sitting there and playing multiple characters yet his acting is better than all of theirs combined

[@jaylenduell9729]

Facts

[@theless-than-midcast6788]

Bro he’s the most realistic kidnapping hacker serial killer ever. That was the best acting for that character ever. It reminds me of Trivia Murder Party. “Just saw off your legs, you don’t need those.”

[@Ashbabyahh]

Ikr

[@jazzyfeli]

RANBOO THE ENDERMAN

[@zoey7391]

@@theless-than-midcast6788 lmao ikr

[@mizukihada1369]

*She can't see anything* - *shines the flashlight on her face*

[@stopitgetsomehelp5252]

But you gotta get that thumbnail...even in emergency situations...you’re recording for KZbin and got kidnapped? KEEP RECORDING AND GET THAT GOOD THUMBNAIL

[@Sammie._044]

wait you don't do that when you can't see and your in the dark

[@moderndemon84]

The light was supposed to bounce off her eyes.

[@thembchronicles2049]

Hehe

[@clementpoon120]

because she blinded herself with the flashlight.

[@puffyfish7539]

4 years later, the hacker/stalker storyline is still going strong

[@plugshirt1762]

I'm pretty sure the main storyline ended at least

[@the-red-ghost]

Really?

[@Justme700]

@@plugshirt1762 it's just like drama and romantic shi

[@Eshiiiiiiiii]

Wait really??????

[@Eshiiiiiiiii]

Wait really?.?.?.???

[@ughhooog7839]

Sis literally had a phone, but she didn't use it to call the police. She used it to shine up her face.

[@nalaprodd]

Julija Bauer bruh

[@giacattack7162]

No service in the prison basement

[@randomweirdo7501]

@@giacattack7162 no prison in the basement

[@randomweirdo7501]

just proves how fake it is lol

[@wyattkessell]

Call her sis one more time...

[@JuniaLClark]

Omg, I can't even count the amount of times I've been sucked through drainage pipes by the monster that lives in my private lagoon. Ugh, skinny girl problems, am I right?

[@abbyemrich4572]

Just weighing 2oz and being 3 inches wide things 😄😄

[@yourfatboy5359]

Ahhh so relatable even tho i live inside a brick wall having a seizure

[@morbidlyobesecat7829]

Omg so Relatable

[@ism_0000]

@@abbyemrich4572 aww gurl youre 3 inches im 5 and 3oz

[@Kylanskave]

Lol this is so relatable but instead I get sucked into a pencil by a pencil monster

[@ArsenixOnVr]

I wonder what his wife thinks when she just hears Danny yelling “Chaaad, Chaaaaaaaad, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD”

[@flargarbason1740]

Probably something like “who the fuck is Chad?

[@luvaria8429]

probably ' '

[@pey.wils9]

Wife* Lol and Laura*

[@bellalongyear9874]

i do wonder that

[@pey.wils9]

@Sophie Laura is now in her final form, _"it"_

[@pogiplays75]

Fun thing is Chad has had 3 more people join him in his "adventure" also when he said "did they remove half of my brain" na bro they gave you the first half you ever had

[@modricsgf]

IM SCREAMINF SHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TheLegendaryColeOfficial]

That was the best ad read I’ve ever seen. Don’t even need a website but I’m on square space all the sudden

[@rars0n]

Nah, no offense to Danny, but nobody does ad reads like Nerd City.

[@flibbyflub8795]

“He’s found something square and metal” would you call it a square safe

[@barsuk279]

I hate but love you right now.

[@jzugel60]

100th like, calling the cops cuz it made me laugh harder than it should have👀🤯😂

[@helpletmego4216]

square space?

[@Harringtonstudios423]

Who ever has the name Greg must be happy when Danny says hi to him every time

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

true

[@nearlyhenry2834]

What? We’re ALL Greg!

[@fool9899]

All our names are Greg

[@ratinapillowfort]

We will always be Greg

[@nathanwilliams9598]

But the first time they heard it they probably got really scared

[@Abby-s5z]

Closed captions are the best. when the whole "pond monster" thing happens at the beginning the subtitles go : *seizure continues* and then *it is not done yet*. best part of my day.

[@Justme700]

*dying narwhal noises* 💀💀🤫🧏‍♂️

[@isaiahedi]

(WHAT IS THIS SAMURAI JACK!?)

[@altheasrizz]

CHAAAADDDD!!!

[@Pipermclean2864]

I thought I was the only one that noticed 😂😂😂😂

[@gracedicken8708]

Ok but we aren’t going to address the fact that Chad had goggles on and still thought it was a safe. Like he could SEE what it looked like

[@katharineball585]

My little sis watched it and they say it was super dark (not that it made sense)

[@Gnexz.]

@@katharineball585 ah yes, a pool with sun’s light shining in is very dark hmm.

[@katharineball585]

@@Gnexz. yea

[@katharineball585]

@@Gnexz. maybe the bottom had less light down there (probably still felt it)

[@CyborgRowlet]

@@katharineball585 If we can see the bottom of the pool, it shouldn't be too dark down there.

[@drakemorris1079]

My boy Chad looking like a discount Zuckerberg

[@diseasedw0rm514]

@@echsemia no you do it

[@echsemia]

@@diseasedw0rm514 I don't use reddit anymore 😂

[@diseasedw0rm514]

@@echsemia oof well im too lazy to do it

[@doiu92]

@@echsemia the Red White and Blue version.

[@lordwhoops9017]

r/rareinsults

[@ardnaxela2914]

I actually saw Chad and vy filming in my neighborhood about 3 months ago. I was so confused what they were doing at first. There was a cameraman and a guy in a hacker mask, who would hide and than come running at them from the bushes.

[@nurjahanbegum4969]

The lies

[@ilovepokemon4565]

OMG XD

[@flrxsa3688]

Hazel eyes Isla so....what town

[@layerislive]

@@flrxsa3688 weirdo

[@midnightmilo_dabyt3022]

That’s awesome

[@brey8377]

“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake” -Danny Gonzalez 2022

[@lionkinghater]

Not made in 2022

[@Rush-el7iz]

2018*

[@Cool_Guy2781]

what

[@ItztocaOlivia7]

“The sharer family is your average American family that is convinced there’s a monster in the lake” -Danny Gonzales 2018

[@Elliot_is_dead1]

Very average american family

[@lazysquxd6306]

I feel *REALLY* sorry for Danny’s recommended...

[@bigmaniniyan2991]

And search history

[@lazysquxd6306]

Bigman Iniyan bahahaha yeah true

[@bagelbite99]

It’s called incognito mode

[@cheesecheese6950]

I think he's fine with it because he can make videos about that stuff.

[@squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver]

chanyeolsis 😂

[@LifeAsMegan]

when she picked up the framed dollar bill, I thought Mr. Krabs was gonna come out of nowhere bc he doesn't want anyone touching his first dollar.

[@iamimana]

Who the fuck said my name

[@friedmayo]

Lmao I thought about mr krabs too

[@ChaKeepzi]

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? XD

[@180Dickflip]

Me too XD

[@bigboyjimbo5468]

Did you paint over my first dollar

[@miisty22]

The thing is.... they still are being “kidnapped and hacked” to this day

[@dragonballfanatic5170]

Yeah

[@andreynasonov9527]

Wow

[@tylerdunn3167]

Seriously

[@felixsegg1483]

So is rebbeca zamolo. She has been making game master videos for almost 2 years

[@tylerdunn3167]

Amilia s. Wow

[@CouldCare_Lesslol]

Underwater pool? Personally, I like above water pools. They’re much easier to swim in, but I do get tired quicker

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

I love swimming in the sky

[@Poop-gz1wn]

So relatable I hate when my slim invisible imaginary husband gets sucked into a PVC pipe

[@bartekcalinski1221]

more like *gets sucked into a 2 centimeter pvc pipe

[@geographyguy5780]

Foot Fungus hahahahahahahahah

[@AnikaUpadhyay]

man nice profile! lol

[@gwbeckerplsdotcom]

Hmmm yes I need that inhaler for my foot fungus

[@mimisezlol]

imaginary husband?

[@Praharshk]

"Did they remove half my brain" Wow, that explains a lot.

[@katharineball585]

Must be the brain part that makes u smart

[@0catdeeznutz]

@@katharineball585 and a likeable person

[@katharineball585]

@@0catdeeznutz yaup

[@3SCAPER00M13]

There was no brain to remove. When they opened his skull, they found an empty hole.

[@hellow9677]

399 likes

[@cheesecheese6950]

Danny: It's like Saw for kids. Me: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[@ElGatoDelInfierno]

Lol

[@ElGatoDelInfierno]

Paige McNally Corona Queens

[@jocelynecupcake]

The 70's movie is actually not scary. The tim burton 2005 remake is scary and it's NOT for kids

[@chicken9721]

And I oop🤭

[@ElGatoDelInfierno]

@Paige McNally I’m talking about the Hispanic neighborhood in Queens where I live but I get your joke because where I live is in *Corona* Queens and the pandemic that we have is the *Corona* virus If you think that I’m one is the Hispanic actually I’m Americano or Gringo

[@Yourfavoritemess]

Honestly,I find this adorable. My 10 year old self would've ate this stuff up. Of course it looks extremely fake,but I'm sure it's not made for anyone over 12 "^

[@BloxyMelonio]

we have a bit of an inside joke in this house, when my sister was about 6-8 years old, she commented on one of his videos saying “my mum doesn’t know i’m a spy ninja”. the way mum found out about her spy ninja daughter was she made the comment on her account 😭 sometimes we’ll just blurt out “mum doesn’t know..” “what?” “you’re a spy ninja.”

[@Luffy-su1ho]

I used to be legitimately addicted to his content, I would watch it religiously and was subscribed. I kind of miss how simple I was back then

[@ANIYAH555]

I was like 10 when I first watched these videos and now at the age of 16 I still love the videos even if they're made for 4 year olds lol

[@kirahamilton393]

the wife is so sweet and i love how she talks through everything with such a gentle tone and isn’t like just yelling n stuff, she’s just making a little escape room fantasy n isn’t like WOWWOWOWOWOW LOOK GUSY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS WALL YEET OH WOW DAB OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE FORTNITE AMONGUS WOO

[@lovecatmewmew5601]

Same!

[@chadbrassard8411]

*points flashlight the wrong way* I can’t see anything

[@awnqjhqbjwhbvgvghvsvvs8596]

Chad Brassard CHAD CHAD CHAAAAAAD

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Ugh, guys, I was observing the beautiful sun and now I can’t see anything! Comment what you think I should do. Oh, you’re my eyes out! Perfect! But I have to be able to see to do that!

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

*gouge my eyes out I screwed up

[@FukaiKokoro]

This is the look of someone who flashes a light directly into their eyeballs... 👁👄👁

[@lindseypoole1171]

CHAD

[@thememeillusionist6094]

little update almost 2 years later THEY ARE STILL DOING THIS LIKE HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL GOING ON

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

these people need to get a real job lol

[@niyoushasalimi4805]

Exactly what I said

[@m.haaris2901]

But still props to them for actually continuing this hole thing for 2 years straight?

[@baldini_the_houdini]

They need to file a restraining order

[@Smurf71q]

Cuz there fake

[@charmenietraumtor5671]

8:43 *dark basement* *shines flashlight in own eyes for KZbin lighting* "I cAnT REAlly sEe WhERe IM gOIng"

[@YEet-ly2rg]

this made me laughing

[@TheoTheCoolest]

*ChAaAaaAaD*

[@Aglassofwater78]

Isn't that how u use a flash light?

[@PRINCEof_DARKNES_]

I used to watch both of these guys when I was little. This feels like a personal attack 😭😭😭😭

[@ayszhang]

5:25 Her "Chad, Chad, Chad" sounds suppressed, honestly, like she didn't want bystanders to actually call the police lol

[@kassandra818]

they were at someone’s house, I don’t think it was a public place

[@idk_what_to_make_myname]

They were at the shearers house

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

@@kassandra818 people could be walking by the house or a neighbor could hear it

[@kassandra818]

@@josiahtrelawny6306 it was a fairly large property, not a crowded neighborhood

[@rochambeau7197]

@@kassandra818 doesn’t matter. it’s still screams outside. people could still hear it.

[@changednamelit]

Plot twist: It's the cameraman. They saw everything, they'll _know_ everything.

[@freememesfordaysdudes5901]

Hah 69 likes

[@noswad8317]

FreeMemesfordays Dudes ha 100 likes

[@LampyGames]

Okay Hyouka

[@anthonydipaolo1073]

Holy fuck... you did it

[@carlgrimcs]

FreeMemesfordays Dudes hah 435 likes

[@angelynvarlencia5716]

15:16 I love how the drone is visible to the drone camera. Just 10/10 logic there 👏🏻

[@jasminguiza6227]

Duolingo Hola Señor búho! Cómo estás?

[@popcornbag7897]

Um.. Hi.. Sorry I missed my Japanese and French lessons for almost a year.. Thanks for being so patient.. P-please don't hurt me or my family...

[@lexihouse7342]

Oh shoot I forgot my Chinese lesson please don't hurt me I'm so sorry

[@Scythezs]

Can i please have my family back....i did my spanish today

[@angelynvarlencia5716]

Dear you guys, No Regards, Your friendly neighborhood bird

[@kathrynchildress1691]

Here I am, like 5 years later watching this with the captions on, because I over analyze everything and.... Has anyone actually read them on Danny's videos. They are wrote so funny 😂😂

[@FloaterFlo]

I always read them lol Have you seen the captions on Danny and Drew’s “pretending to be your boyfriend” one?

[@ivymuse]

I just need someone to explain to me what an underwater pool is.

[@eliwockk]

I don't know how to reply to this

[@a3nder]

Neither do I

[@Sspife]

Or me

[@dudeguyman928]

Are we getting wooshed here or is this chick for real...

[@lydialord1810]

What

[@KaySTeal4434]

All I could think of was that we can only assume Mr. Krabs was the culprit… of course. Makes perfect sense the underwater kidnapping, the first dollar…

[@3SCAPER00M13]

My god! He's cracked the case!

[@patriher8537]

holy shit you're right

[@DuckInGameStop]

As soon as they found that framed dollar I thought of Mr. Krabs 😂

[@almutazilah]

Ann M you fucking genius

[@thejay8963]

_M E F I R S T D O L L A R_ _B I L L !_

[@teteeheeted]

“It feels square and metal” *Perhaps it’s a, SQUARESPACE*

[@frostybigman5070]

*cuts to the ad

[@funnyvids495]

Lmaooooooo

[@trisha404_]

Lmao

[@hamoodhabibi6353]

*it indeed is a squarespace.*

[@cimmy-on3ev]

OH MY GOD YOUR PFP IS TERRIFYING

[@aayanscreativelab1786]

The sharers, Chad clay and their other friends are an entire universe of themselves

[@gillian403]

Vy: *has her flash on high and has it flipped towards her eyes* “I can’t really see!” Chad: *has an IV in his neck* pulls it out “𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓱”

[@smiles5054]

Vi*

[@anokayperson5380]

@Evangeline Bina they want to inject something into him? I dunno

[@anokayperson5380]

@Evangeline Bina oh, I don't know, It's different for everyone I guess

[@lukomorphisidius946]

ItsVyGaming Yt mrjohn hammilton

[@cactus.man_]

@Evangeline Bina I've been to hospitals before, they take blood from your inner elbow and put an iv in your hand. They never put it into the neck, let alone muscle and arteries

[@rowanquynn9964]

There was this radio program I listened to as a kid that had some of the scariest plot lines I've ever heard. I listened as a beloved character was thrown from a moving vehicle off a cliff, to prevent himself from being tortured to death, and barely survived. It was billed as being totally kid friendly

[@collinsuttle8309]

This is kind of a long shot, but was this Adventures in Odyssey? That exact thing happened in an Adventures in Odyssey miniseries arc from the 90s, and either I know the exact character and episode you're talking about or family-friendly radio dramas have a really weird fondness for this specific scenario. Both options are great imho.

[@rowanquynn9964]

@Collin Suttle oh my gosh yes! I'm so glad someone knew what I'm talking about. That entire arc was terrifying to me as a kid

[@audreybirkes6407]

Poor Richard Maxwell. They really put him through the ringer.

[@leechf3st]

@@rowanquynn9964are you sure it was adventures in odyssey? bc i’m pretty sure they wouldn’t make something that explicit. can you tell me the episode?

[@rowanquynn9964]

@uralyre the whole arc should be episodes 324 through 334. Bear in mind I haven't listened to it in over a decade so I may remember it slightly more fantastical than it really was, but I do remember even my parents being surprised by how dark and intense this particular plot was. If you haven't listened to the really old episodes (pre 2000s) you've missed out on some intense stuff

[@Neeners91]

As a hard of hearing person, thank you/your editor SO much for putting all of the time into the CC of your videos! It means a lot to know that your videos are accessible ❤️

[@mr.cringe8773]

Just hear better dude duh

[@Neeners91]

@@mr.cringe8773 I can't, I was born half deaf...?

[@XIE1SM]

@@Neeners91 ignore them they’re most likely a troll trying to waste your time

[@dollface465]

@@Neeners91 dw they r deffo trolling 💀💀

[@iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy]

Just get an ear transplant or smthn

[@kevinpikki572]

I Love when Danny does those short sponsors usually I skip the Parts where youtubers tell about their sponsors but I never skip dannys. Thank you Danny for not making Me cry

[@evadubasak]

conspiracy: the hacker is mr krabs, he frames his dollar bills, lives in water, did you see the decor in that living room? He’s obviously a cheap skate AND he carried Chad to the hospital with his claws

[@berrybaby1570]

eva dubasak makes too much sense not to be true.

[@cartertran1359]

You did that all wrong its... conspyrsy: the haker is mrcrabs he frams he dallor he life underwatee dad see the decaraton in living room him oviously a cheap peson and him carry chad the hopspital with cloews

[@can0cringe]

YAASS I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF MR. KRABS WHEN THE FRAMED DOLLAR BILL THING CAME ON

[@evadubasak]

Can0crige... as soon as I laid eyes on that dollar I though of him😂 also, I think he’s planning on chopping chad up and putting him in the krabby patties

[@kingjam-99tinyking23]

Hahaha

[@coolpersonmcme7642]

Chad in a nutshell He is like ,literally 3cm wide He is a super hero fruit ninja He is in perfect health And in his eyes,everything metal is a safe

[@imogenjones2231]

Jemima Addison yes, didn’t you know that???

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

XD

[@alphafart]

He is a sKinnY lEgeNd

[@rock-hv1hi]

you forgot 'do not eat my peanut butter'

[@Pasunpuffin]

@@alphafart Correction: Ant-Man

[@cokezeromedia5305]

Man her camera man is oddly calm for being kidnapped.

[@raspyrigged3073]

I'm the 365th like that means ik a year like

[@poisontippedsword3457]

I am 467th like 😊

[@captainwolf5065]

536th huh

[@kace_gacha1510]

ikr that’s odd. It’s kinda like she is faking it. But that can’t be true

[@hannah-trishabermejo6287]

Yeah why sooooo

[@caseyhansen7910]

9:34 Random voice: "Yeay you did it" *Clapping sounds* Faraway voice: "YES." also in dying, how did Chad get sucked through those PVC pipes 💀

[@otterhaus]

Their acting is so goddamn bad that I almost wasn't able to watch this video... but I managed to do it somehow.

[@moryyy.]

I have never agreed so much with a comment

[@Sigmacapylover]

Ikr

[@xswxdegree9152]

I lost my leg and 5 of my fingers through this...

[@aswayalmao]

*”sounds like something you would say to a girl to impress them before you like drive your bike off a cliff”*

[@scumbagbenis3015]

My middle name is wild, bitch

[@galactic7458]

I like to imagine it as a bicycle with training wheels

[@declanjames1294]

15:58 “I was just washing my hands when I got sucked down the drain completely dry and with different clothes” This is why I’m part of Greg XD

[@JasM1331]

Crazy Declan WAHOOOOO GO GREG

[@itshk9427]

#GREG

[@trollface7898]

Crazy Declan yup

[@atmosleon]

Wow, I never met someone so like *mE.*

[@zephyrian1006]

Hello brother. Hehe, I assumed your gender.

[@zuzuo.0754]

4 years later Danny stills owes me my 5 thousand dollars

[@michaelcolini6392]

Text message: go in the basement Vy: Seems legit

[@s.storumus8620]

The pond monster was actually Dolphin Man, just looking for another friend

[@robloxelitegaming4182]

Hahhahahahah lol dolphin man moaning for friends he was so happy to see the people in the video Danny did lol

[@hollynsmith8340]

Yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss

[@card1491]

:3 I WILL BE HIS FWIEND

[@rommellabarro4103]

Dolphin man has a other friend you know who is he?

[@bartekcalinski1221]

*sad dolphin man noises*

[@indywebber9008]

Danny: I am a very laid back girly girl. I don't know if he was being sarcastic, but I can actually believe that, to be honest.

[@abberslug4631]

Comment awards

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

Saaaaaaame

[@sophia-lk3si]

Honestly I think it's sarcastic but ya, there is something telling me he is siriouse😂

[@Sharmz1]

@@sophia-lk3si yeah ik *siriouse* 😂😑

[@LittleBifOfHysteria]

I mean yeah, I can see that. he's got top tier sass game too

[@Wordsthateat]

The captions on this video are amazing. The side commentary on rope of more side commentary is hilarious

[@raineyreid6128]

Danny is the girliest girly girl I have ever met and this is coming from a real laid-back girly girl

[@chaetotherin8723]

Tru dat jin

[@mayflower-emjay]

Hey army

[@chaetotherin8723]

@@mayflower-emjay hoi

[@x_genius5460]

He has a wife you know that right?

[@chaetotherin8723]

@@x_genius5460 yeah we know

[@LivvyBooks]

The "Chad" screeching from Danny is perfect.

[@mr_hungis617]

Allyvia I agree

[@MrShifty1]

CHAAAAAAAAAD!

[@tescovaluemia6968]

CHAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!

[@MrShifty1]

*CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

[@hanna-5151]

True

[@mvma.nugget]

I was scrolling through your channel and I saw this and the thumbnail I ONLY WATCHED THIS KZbinR AS A KID AND THIS VIDEO BRINGS BACK SO MUCH NOSTALGIA✋😭

[@spookeegie3732]

i like that they're all like "oh no the hacker's drone is coming after us!!!" yet they have full access to the footage

[@glo5643]

IKR

[@Jinxbreaker]

Chad Wild is probably the most masculine name ever.

[@AceBodieZ]

Lol

[@mrKing-oj1tk]

Yeah its basically saying hi im chad and im wild and i live in hardened clay so im chad wild clay

[@johnmccarton4900]

Clay

[@dragonboi6744]

Yes

[@jo-mt1zt]

@@Srinath2415 you called?

[@itoburrito9151]

Mr. Krabs has a framed dollar bill, don’t judge

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

YES!!!!!!!!

[@stellaflowertower9955]

ito burrito my uncle has his first 100 dollar bill framed ;-;

[@Gamerfan-zd8yp]

Scrooge mic duck kinda dose too but it’s a dime so if your Rich you frame money

[@thicklipspurr9860]

🌯

[@beamwomamam]

ito burrito he also sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents

[@death_m3t4l_octopus]

As someone who used to watch these as a dumb idiot 6 year old, these videos are pretty predatory. The videos pressure kids into buying their merch by saying that the kids can solve their puzzles by buying a package that their selling full of “spy gear.” They would usually put codes in their videos and tell the kids to decode it with their spy stuff. Thankfully, I didnt want it bad enough to beg my parents for one, but it still pressures kids into thinking that theyre the only ones that can save them from their crazy situation by cracking the code. Also Im pretty sure these things were pretty expensive, soooo.

[@pap-fr]

You're like 12 now ..chill out. You're still a child.

[@death_m3t4l_octopus]

@@pap-fr yeah. I am. So what?

[@wolfyismissing8351]

Danny is one of the few people who make sponsors actually entertaining. Edit: For those who say "What about [insert content creator here]?", I don't care, in fact, I even said *one of* which few people understood.

[@xxmovedaccnomorevids.9117]

I guess so idk

[@magnustorfason6611]

True

[@flowerpot1300]

One of the others is probably Daniel Thrasher

[@soybeanthegreat7767]

Internet Historian is also good at that

[@annoyedbrox4851]

Binod

[@Lifesaver7741]

“The only thing cringier than kids on social media is adults on social media”. - Danny Gonzales I think that ChadWildClay is the definition of that quote

[@goldiefromanimalcrossing8547]

Facts. Don’t even call him an adult he acts like a child. “May the child never die in us” I feel like defines him, both quotes do at this point.

[@_Anonymous_-dy3nm]

Quote fuck danny

[@darkside2655]

Chad Wild Clay............more like Chad Fuck Clay

[@Noname-vs3nl]

DailyDriven Exotics yeah

[@Noname-vs3nl]

Xtreme Gamer and f you

[@Kikicat_Plays]

the funny thing is that they were stalked by these "hackers" for multiple years.. so good luck danny to explaining all of it

[@lilys7036]

Chad is a skinny legend

[@yacyahhh1658]

Lily S The skinniest of legends

[@yami7339]

Lily S outsold your fav

[@abroogie]

Trixie Mattel has some words for you and Chad

[@lolabaitsh7378]

Lily S OMG ILYSM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU JUST KILLED ME OMG IM DED 😂😂😂

[@annamartin9840]

Lily S #thinspo

[@nessa3025]

“did they remove half my brain?” *nah they took all of it*

[@naan5026]

nessa uwu he never had one in the first place

[@darkside2655]

Chad never even had a brain

[@ebolian.8147]

He gqgqdhadadva fab qthwyj26j

[@theworldisgoingupinflames297]

What brain

[@angelgabbs]

jeongin:')

[@MichaelJaeYT]

GREG is growing congrats on almost 1 Mil

[@crab_talk]

Michael Jae that profile pic is adorable Edit: is mine adorable :3

[@playboiii5676]

unlike his legs hehe :)

[@ixaras]

He already hit 1 mil in one of his videos he says he hit 1 mil but lost it in the same day.. Pretty weird..

[@trolloler5954]

poppalockadroppa no.

[@ixaras]

hi

[@Halo_slay18273]

and those two are the spy ninjas that I use to watch every hour every second every minute when I was 5-7 years old

[@kidgamer120]

“Underwater pool”. Let that sink in for a second

[@arnonimousse9659]

Okay, but like do I let it sink underwater though ?

[@jikoai8709]

🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣 I CANT OMFG 😭😭😭 I BEEN LAUGHING FOR A WEEK THINKING ABOUT THAT 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@arnonimousse9659]

@@jikoai8709 Happy to have made your day mate

[@HoosierDaddyCFB]

broo yuu r soe dum dum I wach sponge bobber an theiy hav pool buttt theiy r undir watur. (I see an opportunity I take it)

[@papajohn5279]

was that sink joke intentional or am i just an idiot that laughed for 3 minutes straight on a joke that wasn't even a joke?

[@cheesecheese6950]

Vy: I make videos for laid-back girly girls. Because nothing is more girly than getting kidnapped.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I mean, Princess Peach gets kidnapped all the damn time, so

[@Blackstonelegion]

Vy: I cant see anything in here Also Vy:*Shines light in her eyes* yeah I still cant see anything

[@pjjiiq]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 princess peach was her idol

[@Sammy-wb6fl]

Laid back girly girl 5:34

[@fancyspaggy]

O-oh no

[@DieselthePilot]

“Exploring underwater pool” *HmM, tHe FlOoR hErE iS mAdE oUt Of FlOoR*

[@hearts4vera]

*Wait... that’s illeagal*

[@nghiavan8952]

@ozilx No it’s not logical because pools are supposed to be filled with ice

[@tatertot1245]

Man an underwater pool? Never heard of that, I just use meat pools. people these days…

[@stumpanimations2431]

Well I mean I used to think cheese was made of cheese.

[@aaronzaharias9110]

That can scientifically happen

[@conehead.skz.]

I used to watch these a a child maybe when I was around 6-7, me and my brother would fight over this small little fake campfire in winter mornings watching CWC, I remember my parents getting us “hacker masks/Pz masks“ whatever the fuck u call it. It honestly brings back nostalgia.

[@scringlinbo]

christian weston chandler v chad wild clay pipelines

[@bigcliqueenergy6279]

this channel really butters my gregs #notifications #greg

[@wystrix439]

You aren't allowed to say anything about being a part of the notification squad. You were late by more than an hour

[@bigcliqueenergy6279]

Chappa Noodles Oof. I’m an embarrassment to all greg

[@Big.hossss]

butters my gregrolls

[@cyberdollie825]

I’ve been severely buttered

[@yassinwaref7360]

.emily. This greg really gregs my greg

[@emmabelles7727]

Chad: I feel something square *pulls something out of the water that is clearly not a square

[@annadawson_vlogs4715]

Lol

[@carbonatedmilk9251]

Yeah. If he said it felt “rectangular” he would be technically right. Sadly, He fails to understand geometry...

[@lanaxo9655]

@@carbonatedmilk9251 what are they talking about?

[@carbonatedmilk9251]

Unicorn _Playz who is the “they” your talking about?

[@lanaxo9655]

@@carbonatedmilk9251 you* i meant

[@bouncy9099]

Danny is trying so hard to convinve he’s not the game master.

[@sidneyyounger5258]

Shut up you 11 year old

[@SheluvsTrips]

@@sidneyyounger5258 dude you’re subscribed to Minecraft and fortnite age is the last thing that needs to be brought up, It was a simple joke that had to do with the video, the joke gives of Danny vibes. Don’t see why you’re mad

[@trevorbeatz5741]

@@SheluvsTrips minecraft is good tho

[@santassecretsugarbaby4543]

@@sidneyyounger5258 Jesus chill, it's a joke man. It doesn't hurt to take a joke

[@loop5307]

@@sidneyyounger5258 what you said was messed up and you need to learn to take a joke but I’ll agree Minecraft doesn’t get old

[@alecsandrabaldwin8808]

The kids who watched this unironically are now old enough to have nostalgia for it omg

[@drredherring]

i used to watch it and omg it felt traumatising LMFAO

[@severustobiasmalfoy-snape886]

“is that an X-Ray of my brain?” IT’S CALLED AN MRI DAMMIT

[@soya59]

But they removed half of it how is he supposed to know

[@safakhawar7032]

Lol

[@trindalas]

Yea he’s not wrong about having half a brain, judging by how he acts.

[@notnormalchild565]

Trindalas Valadaros true

[@Katie-ws7xp]

Idk who Mr. I is but tell him to stop stealing Chad's brain

[@cookiemonsterqp]

4:00 what the heck is an “underwater pool”

[@bvnnzies]

Underwater pools are pools in the ground :) could have guessed, right?

[@Rin3.thrian]

What happens when different substances of Liquid don't mix and Just End up Layering In the pond/Lake which creates an Underwater pool effect.

[@babybunny5793]

Cara I am pretty sure he meant "underground pool". Underwater pool makes no sense. Lol

[@anah1269]

Spongebob...

[@atree9284]

Is it your name or r u brazilian Cara Dude Ya seeeee

[@JakeRoman]

They definitely removed half of Chad's brain...

[@whisk3y_x]

Jake Roman They can't remove air...

[@ellenteague5208]

Whiskey Dingo 😂😂😵😵

[@zaptheking3942]

They never removed half of Chad’s brain. He only had half a brain.

[@funkymonkeychunky]

Jake Roman you mean the other half

[@leafio4190]

Jake Roman more like all of it

[@ethanburkhalter317]

Always when you have a bad day and you watch Danny's videos you immediately you become happy

[@lagarza1194]

the framed dollar reminded me of mr.krabs first penny

[@nevada7370]

😂😂😂

[@alexoxo1]

la garza Or... Mr Krab’s ACTUAL framed dollar that spongebob tried to not get paint on it. Also it was his fisrt DIME

[@necromancer8725]

la garza you’re lucky you’re profile picture is a christmas tree and not a furry.

[@ddb2925]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE😩

[@IgorBurgerOfficial]

The nostalgia

[@WhinyB]

Chad Wild Clay sounds like a fake Native American name.

[@mcgringlethepinyata3489]

It sounds like he'd be in a weird wild Kratts knock off

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

McGringle the Pinyata Martin, Chris, and Chad: the Frat brothers

[@meatloafer2762]

barelyfunctioning and Chris #2 as well, making them the Pratt brothers ;D

[@mcgringlethepinyata3489]

@@barelyfunctioning3982 On today's episode we're gonna get black out drunk as well as get 43 STDs all in the same night

[@unclejoe__]

Because it is… 😬

[@joellejohnson4153]

2:46 *”DO NOT EAT MY PEANUT BUTTER”*

[@moongirl8807]

A very guy's guy

[@moongirl8807]

@@Turnibean I will show you my fruit ninja skills irl. I will. Wild is my middle name, b*tch.

[@Turnibean]

Moon Wild Girl is your full name?

[@Turnibean]

I already ate it.

[@moongirl8807]

@@Turnibean Shhh you're not supposed to tell this secret. Consider yourself als dead🤔😎the secret hacker is coming after you😂after watching this video for too many times I recognised that Danny said that that's a thing "you would say before riding a bike of a cliff" :D

[@markerman3212]

“DO NOT EAT MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!” 2:46

[@WolfTrot]

Imma eat his peanut butter

[@nope3123]

“All I ever wanted is to be a dad But you took that away and gave it right to *CHAD* “ Johnny Johnny song reference Edit: thx 4 da likes and I know I spelled reference so wrong lol

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

CookieKat 104 *DAMNIT CHAD*

[@nope3123]

iAmPark•Jimin-Bts xD

[@_potatoqueen_5367]

JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA?! HAVE YOU MOVED ON YET NO PAPA

[@twiceandsinjin]

BEFORE HE POSTED IT!

[@kys3771]

CookieKat 104 that was thought about when I heard *CHAD*

[@azdbor2087]

“Did they remove half my brain” No you had none in the first place

[@NANOANGSTROM]

Accurate

[@sugxrplum7106]

Uncovered Gaming lol true

[@cezaku]

Actually, he only had an inch left, they took the rest, your *theory* I guess you would say, is debunked.

[@imstilldepressed5036]

OOOOOOOO!!!!!rosted!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sarahmcewen2657]

Accurate

[@rashadchoudhury4018]

This is the type of content that really butters my Greg roll

[@annafeltens8805]

Rashad Choudhury wow. i love this

[@michaelkeating9624]

Evan Breen = GOAT viner

[@meganclark4555]

ayyyyyy

[@Lukifer]

Did you use Chads peanut-butter? How dare you touch it!?

[@meisstupid1831]

"kids? This is gonna give the parents nightmares!"

[@kl41256-p]

this is insanity. I have not heard the name “Project Zorgo” in a very long time.

[@VYBZ-zy6zb]

Chad and vy: theres a person in our house Any logical person: *calls 911* Chad and vy: LeTs InVeStIgAtE

[@Bleepbloop24]

that's how people die in horror movies, they investigate.

[@edgyspaceunicorn7215]

“Chad is a real life Ninja” so he’s using farming tools to kill political enemies of the shogun?

[@lackland231]

the shogun is a japanese title like the samurai not chinese like the ninja

[@fire1446]

@ezzy! same XD, i read shogun and thought "raiden shogun". Im too far gone.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

@@lackland231 Ninjas existed in Japan

[@Cal-rb3od]

@@lackland231 That sentence is wrong in so many ways.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@fire1446 *Simp Detected* *Opinion Reflected*

[@rowanbiter7199]

“i probably should’ve mentioned this but they’re married” wkcosjfk yea that might help

[@mariaflorentino9597]

He said that

[@toastyyt763]

Yea so SHUT UP

[@greysea9276]

They’re quoting him y’all need to chill

[@xlvqz]

@@mariaflorentino9597 yea it was the joke

[@notstoday465]

And my lil brother ship them , lol

[@Anna55791]

I remembered watching these type of videos when I was like 7 on my sisters computer and crying

[@alexanderknott9039]

“He framed the first dollar he ever made.” So the hacker is... Mr. Krabs? Also, Chad, don’t worry, they didn’t remove half your brain... there wasn’t any to begin with. Oh yeah

[@CrossVXI]

Lol

[@munchii935]

I always thought of Mr. Krabs when they said that

[@sunsetsunrise277]

Lol

[@hydratedchan3401]

Ok

[@jjonnyy154]

lol