STOP MAKING STUFF UP ABOUT ME

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[@pixiecardamon9256]

It's funny to think that people saw that one skit of Danny and Drew horribly playing basketball as an intro to a video and went "well I guess you could say he's a bit of an athlete"

[@luvcherry]

he's something of a star athlete himself

[@clariphone.8434]

Next Lebron James?

[@connorbeith3232]

@@clariphone.8434 This mean Danny's gonna star in Space Jam 3?

[@catastrophiceuphoria2608]

Well he did win his school the championship and got a scholarship into college so

[@raycheesesouffle]

to be fair drew gooden is a professional basketball player

[@alohaparadisegirls1686]

Actually fun fact, when I was born, I got stuck while coming out. Danny was the nurse and he actually helped deliver me even though he wasn’t a registered nurse. What a guy. I am 16 now.

[@hippy-pants]

woah, danny was already a nurse by age 12? no wonder he skipped middle school, what a genius!

[@eatpant5538]

@@hippy-pants no he had graduated med school at that point, you didn't know that because he has a young face and conceals his true age all the time.

[@pardonthemusic]

damn, cant believe Danny helped you come out as gay while you were a baby. proud of you.

[@abisnailautunm4888]

I can confirm I was the hospital

[@bbabab4080]

He actually saved me and my dog from a massive forest fire

[@ParyMarker]

Danny: "I'm an open book." Also Danny: *doesn't tell us his chest and waist size*

[@maenad1231]

I wouldn’t be comfortable sharing weight or body measurements either despite knowing I’m in the healthy range for everything

[@BOB041]

How could you, danny!

[@kovenagate4117]

Yeah, Danny if you were really an open book you would tell us your chest and waist size

[@layne4127]

he actually did in a different video on his main channel a couple years ago

[@alimousatabets5751]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THE CINDERELLA GOWN FOR HIM NOW??

[@scarlettwinteralt7785]

Fun fact: Years ago I was on a plane when both pilots died from tripping over their untied laces. We were all scared we were going to crash and die and the flight attendant asked if anyone could fly the plane. At that moment, Danny Gonzalez jumped out his seat and said with a confident look on his face, "I was born to fly planes". while everyone stared in amazement, he went into the cockpit and landed the plane. He saved our lives. We all clapped and gave him our money. I couldn't be more grateful. Also he frequently climbs Mt Everest with my brother's friend's aunt's pet fish

[@racheljarvis9406]

Dunno why this comment is so underrated “I was born to fly a plane” cracks me up

[@hamianagrande]

and then Paul Zimmer ate the plane

[@scarlettwinteralt7785]

@@hamianagrande and then Jeff Bezos turned into a ham sandwich

[@OneStrangeHuman]

@i Ch3rry b0mb 🍒💣 ! then danny got reborn as elon musk

[@theflyingfalcon8712]

@@OneStrangeHuman then Paul Zimmer ate Elon Musk

[@alexaramen18]

I'm shocked Danny has a Mexican quarter in him. Sounds painful to have a coin fused with your flesh

[@jacksonlarson6099]

That's just silly. Why would you think that means it's fused into his flesh? Clearly he meant that he had just consumed a Mexican quarter, and it has lodged in his small intestine.

[@yamimarus3550]

@@jacksonlarson6099 he stores it in his cheek pockets dummy

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

@@jacksonlarson6099 he has us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@beepbeepcasucha]

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 not HALF, it's a quarter

[@oprahsgran5989]

Bruh bruh

[@miqwerty]

I like how Danny just showed a random picture of himself & Laura with no date given and was like "See? She's alive and the picture's real." which makes it sound ten times more suspicious

[@panampace]

The date given was the tyler the creator concert.

[@abandonedmuse]

Omg you are so right. It’s exactly what a suspect would do. You know the biggest suspects are always THE HUSBAND. Definitely questionable behavior.

[@abandonedmuse]

@@panampace but what happened between that concert which he said was and (this weekend?)…uh it is THE WEEKEND, so the information is a bit off. Or did he say week? I can’t remember and too lazy to look for the reference. But if it’s weekend it’s def sus.

[@dogapproved3537]

Poor thing he’s in such denial it must’ve been really hard when his wife got lost in Afghanistan

[@RepKyle95]

@@dogapproved3537 I understood that reference

[@bapple._]

I didn't even know Danny owned parents. let alone two of them.

[@azizaaman4290]

this comment is so funny

[@IM-A-SNAIL]

Same

[@Redbikemaster]

And Mexican ones at that

[@JosiePosie-yr9op]

yes, he owns 2 Mexican parents. owns.

[@bapple._]

@@JosiePosie-yr9op that’s crazy man I thought we banned that in like 1900 something

[@tunafish8281]

“that photo is real. and my wife is alive.” NEEDS to go in a no context video💀

[@alvianekka80]

What I heard "and my wife is a lie" 💀

[@daydream5120]

@@alvianekka80 That’s what I heard too!

[@Shae29]

Time stamp?

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

​@@Shae2914:33

[@paitonhodge1911]

@@Shae29 14:21

[@gemini5997]

fun fact: danny was actually born in a volcano! he is made of ash and if you breathe on him he actually falls apart

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

True

[@harpend]

true! i met him once while i was out with my family and my allergies were pretty bad around then with the seasons changing, i sneezed and his entire arm fell off. he swore me to secrecy with a lawsuit threat but im glad someone else figured it out!

[@undercover_idiot]

😭

[@I1-_Ok_-1I]

Very accurate He’s actually one of the reasons why I now have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Breathed too much when I met him on tour I sent him a picture of my kitchen with a note of a threatened lawsuit, I said I would sue him for giving me pneumonoultramicrozcopicssosksksmjs up til now he hasn’t replied yet

[@jujucc8154]

@@harpend He slapped you with legal

[@tentinybees]

something about creators reading horribly incorrect personal info about themselves is just... peak fcking comedy. can't explain it but I will watch videos like this endlessly

[@Nathan-Croft]

2:10 Danny actually said that his mom works at Starbucks in one of his Troom Troom videos, here kzbin.info/www/bejne/fl7WqqNpbZljesU

[@JpPR-ef1yi]

something

[@royalblanket]

@@Nathan-Croft What kind of scam is this? This doesn't make any sense because no one cares

[@toomanyfandoms_probably2020]

@@royalblanket that link is an actual link to one of his troom troom videos

[@potatoluna3389]

Niki Nihachu's video about this was absolutely fucking hilarious.

[@fuyusan]

Danny actually saved my life back in 1822, when I was diagnosed with the Bubovid19 Prague. He was my dog's sister's nurse. He really helped me, thanks Danny

[@user-tx5kz5lv5r]

Bubovid💀

[@ElonMusketeer4]

LMAO 😭😭😭

[@ysanket234]

peak fiction

[@GippyHappy]

Prague

[@Vulnresati]

I went to a cosplay event and saw Danny. I was so excited I ran up to him and asked for a picture. He screamed at me and pushed me away. I was so offended, I never thought Danny would do something like that. He then force palmed through a wall, then pile drove me into the earth. He grappled me out of the large crater and tossed me miles into the air and pushed me down the stairs and took my shoe. Really shows how just because someone looks like they are nice you should never meet them or something.

[@0RacoonDog0]

Omg...I can't believe he did that 😣 Hope you recovered xoxo

[@bluey7272]

Lmfaooo

[@ash_does_stuff_69]

Damn I hope you’re okay! Sending my prayers to you!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Ande he was dressed as a grape the entire time 😔

[@hoodroo]

​@@Random-sk6hm bro why would he do that 😢

[@nea3784]

danny is so talented that he can open a bottle without even opening it

[@quit783]

he’s built different

[@fortymcmeme3846]

kurtis*

[@thishuman1621]

Drew***

[@drigy8333]

Don't you mean Drew?

[@a1yk_]

This comment is so popular! These bots love it

[@addriom]

maybe the people who wrote these articles just know things that you don’t, dan

[@missjasminenicole5968]

NOOO LAURA 🪦💔🕊

[@Ol_Lochy]

ny

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

I have never heard anybody except Danny himself refer to him as “Dan” and I am not sure how I feel about this.

[@preacher.ofthe.endtimes]

I watch doctor mike too

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

@@Bruh-ob9mi closest we have is dan-dan the mermaid man

[@nacho5352]

danny our deepest condolences on your wife. i cant believe the unexplained reasons caught up with her.

[@Trainspotter-]

Dude I’m stoned and your profile picture made me shit myself

[@randomcusins1816]

Danny: Keep my wife’s name…OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!

[@manaswinikanaparthy5702]

LMAOOOOOOO I WAS JUST THINKIN THAT

[@miyaibrahim5744]

it seems dhar mann isnt the only one who copied the will smith and chris rock incident

[@bishielurfer]

"This picture is real and my wife is alive" is one of the most suspicious sentences I've ever heard

[@Random-sk6hm]

Stop questioning it. Laura is alive.

[@Judasofnazareth]

@@Random-sk6hm i suspect you killed laura didnt u

[@dancesmokesmile344]

I’m pretty new to Danny’s channel, is he actually married or are they like living together and people say they’re married?

[@Judasofnazareth]

@@dancesmokesmile344 from everything i know he’s actually married

[@minaashido518]

They’re having a kid so Probably married

[@alecroberts9271]

I genuinely cannot stop laughing at the idea of receiving a cryptic letter in the mail and it's just a photo of Danny posing in his kitchen.

[@alecroberts9271]

With Lauras urn on the counter

[@natasha5553]

@@alecroberts9271 i am sorry did you say urine?

[@_eysha]

@@natasha5553 *urn, cuz she died 😭

[@lbz6412]

No no it’s just a photo of the kitchen.

[@FrankyBabes]

Fifty dollars please

[@CamoCakes]

As a fellow Coloradan, I can confirm that Danny has explored our exotic culture since I was there to introduce him.

[@souleaterevans4589]

Danny has such great interior design skills, including [generic furniture] and [vague furniture]

[@mollysockmonkey]

Danny spilling his water while wearing a shirt that says “trying my best” is an all time mood

[@lykeprice9239]

I think that’s Jarvis merch 0-0000

[@dandy6360]

@@lykeprice9239 a0à

[@darcy6698]

Jarvis did the same thing lmao

[@victoria6448]

lmaooo

[@Urmom-jv9ec]

Shout to Jarvis Johnson always be plugging

[@1CHLF]

I met Danny in Hollywood, I was so excited to meet him that I walked up to him, asking for a pic and he just laughs and says no. I was taken back by this and he spat on me, he kicked my grandma and my dog. Such a cruel world we live in.

[@briocherockets]

Its true. I was danny

[@zuken910]

This happened, I'm the grandma

[@foggycandle]

This is true. I was the dog

[@irisvanlierop6284]

It's true, i was Hollywood

[@ratinapillowfort]

This is very true, I was the grandma dog

[@user-pv7cf3ye6n]

danny used to actually come to my house in scotland as a hello fresh delivery boy a couple years back, its great to see how far hes come from such humble beginnings. we are so proud of you

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

me too! i havent seen anyone else mention it though … maybe its just a scottish thing?

[@deporitazz]

did you know that danny has a wife but he is not married, his "wife" is actually a random married woman he found and keeps in his basement

[@aadyagrover3929]

Danny has not been the same since Laura passed away. It's heartbreaking how he continues to think she is alive. I hope he recovers from his trauma soon.

[@daeguboy8136]

rip 😢

[@joselynvifquain9406]

Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

[@joselynvifquain9406]

@@bonsaii08 no its a reference lol

[@Matty002]

this made me laugh irl

[@RoobeeBloo]

rip laura, ill give ya the scoop, her kitchen and home were flawless and whitethemed

[@SniffyTugBoat]

it's okay, Danny. on a back to school day, a PTA mom came running up to my mom and said, "Oh my god, I just heard about your husband! I'm so sorry! When did he die??" which really weirded all of us out (my sister and I were both there) bc we had just left him alive and well, playing strategy games on his computer. he thought it was hilarious when we told him and introduced himself as "the dead husband" at school functions after that.

[@molls127]

ghost dad 2

[@linementos]

Did you find out who told people your dad was "dead"

[@EmyN]

Lol 😂

[@QueenieBam]

Wott

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

Sounds like a threat to me 😂

[@wasteland.baby.]

Fun fact: Danny actually ate one of my brothers in 2016 as a dare and to this day he’s still traumatised

[@caitlinrandolph3776]

spilling sparkling water all over his keyboard while wearing a shirt that says "trying my best" is peak danny

[@bedtimepoet]

ah yes, i love danny's roles in the television shows "sanders shorts" and "crankgameplays". his performances were truly inspirational.

[@womp2x]

Ahh yes, crankgameplays, my favorite actor

[@commanderpinkie7617]

CrankGamePlays is my favorite perfume flavor.

[@BasilTreeee]

Ah yes. But he got to meet thomathyyyyyyy jealoussssssss

[@anolexolliver]

Omg I loved Danny as Logan in Sander's Sides ❤️❤️too bad he dropped out bc of all the backstage drama between him and Schlatt 😔🥺

[@livmary9234]

hehe pfp twins

[@AJaeH]

The article being matter-of-fact and written in third-person until it randomly says "Let me tell you that his house is furnished with some great stuff" is peak comedy

[@ziggyartz1217]

@serry ciok whyd you copy and paste a top comment

[@beenings213]

@serry ciok stop saying that i already read it

[@obscurequestions]

It’s a bot lol

[@crimsonshadow1649]

"Keep my name out of your God damn mouth" Guess Will Smith has been watching and learning from Danny Gonzalez

[@chobbis3]

Danny is actually my plumber, he came in last week with no equipment, and unclogged the toilet with just his mouth. Amazing performance by Danny, I heard he's getting promoted to President of the United States of America tomorrow.

[@starling7576]

This is true, I was the toilet.

[@jameslansdown449]

@@starling7576 wtf

[@veenaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@starling7576 this was true, i was the mouth

[@Eli-mn5cq]

@@veenaaaaaaaaaaaa this is true, I was the danny

[@speedymetal]

@@Eli-mn5cq this is true, I was the President

[@AccordingToWillow]

answering “he’s inquisitive” to the question “is he single” sounds like a euphemism for “no but he cheats a lot”

[@ksnap8228]

I love this so much

[@coolcatalesha]

LMAO YES

[@minacapella8319]

Or polyamorous

[@isacatt]

Its disgusting how people dont fact check. I always check my sources and review them personally btw Danny's hair width is approx. 180 micrometers

[@butchmikey]

thanks for the info, jesus.

[@memethyst]

ok jesus

[@leonamvinoy3008]

what a divine info 😌

[@cad5659]

thanks i was wondering that exact thing just now

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

I will take this as fact, thank you.

[@danshi0]

Love that the automated captions are in Korean, very useful

[@politevampire7]

i was looking for this dang comment

[@Rose_Mary_]

I can confirm Danny is an amazing actor because we were auditioning in a play and I was really nervous and he came over to comfort me saying, "It's ok, you suck and we all know you're going to fail the audition, and you can't do anything if you put your mind to it." I was so touched that I went on stage crying. 😃

[@AIR298]

😢

[@diamond1468]

I saw Danny at a grocery store in Illinois with his Mexican parents yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little nutcracker men in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the nutcracker boys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each nut man and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@Kat-zh4ly]

I was the cashier girl!! I remember this! What a crazy small world we live in

[@kamachirai]

baby jesus on a pogo stick what did i just read-

[@piaoyun4196]

What’s the original of this even I keep seeing it used for jerma

[@chiara9767]

I was the nutcracker! Totally true. He's a lunatic, someone come save me

[@can0cringe]

OMG DUDE i was behind you in line! I can't believe he actually did that. You remember how, after he finally finished and went out to the parking lot, he proceeded to do donuts on his bike while screaming at the top of his lungs?? Good times.

[@anagham4700]

Yes, stop making stuff up about Danny. We all know he has team of hit men who’ll come and get you

[@kirstenvankirk3830]

The Greg’s are not a force to be reckoned with 😬

[@anagham4700]

@@kirstenvankirk3830 I mean yeah, just ask Craig, oh wait you can’t

[@mikstick7776]

greg for hire

[@dokayy]

even scarier tho..he’ll review his legal options

[@noraaaaa]

you’ll get slapped by legal

[@whitflores8160]

I can't believe the article didn't mention Danny's time in the Peace Corps in Uganda where he told children about his time being a famous movie producer. He really made a difference in their hearts. ❤

[@robinrose8104]

hi danny, artist here: blue can be warm lol. basically warm blue just has a tiny bit more yellow to it and cool blue has more purple.

[@emilehendricks7440]

Damn, Danny's wife's unexplained death and Drew's wife's deployment to Afghanistan. Please keep these guys in your hearts and minds 💔😔.

[@freakyfriesday]

At least now the two of them can finally be together and Danny can adopt Drew’s baby 💕👱🏻‍♂️👶🏼👱🏻‍♂️

[@nessquikREAL]

It's really so sad 🤧😭😩💔🐬🍍📜⚜️🦛🐸

[@prettyflamingo6811]

😭😭😭

[@orchestral_maneuvers]

@Ross With No Sauce You mean Logan Pail

[@peters3595]

@@freakyfriesday *denny

[@DreamTravelGuide]

Danny is actually a flightattendant too because on my flight to the Netherlands I saw him working in the plane. He also makes the meals himself for the passengers on the airplane, so he is a cook too. But what really shocked me was when I found out through sources that his uncle worked on a vineyard in Italy and had a tragic accident where he slipped on the grapes and died immediately. That's why danny likes to dress up as grapes.

[@sungshineev8732]

I can confirm this. On my flight he actually saved a patient that was experiencing a heart attack and proceeded to give full on cpr, so he’s a nurse too. The patient turned out to be the pilot so Danny also decided he’d offer to land the plane. What a nice guy honestly

[@kelvisaisawesome]

Wait, so Danny is in kahoots with his uncles killer?

[@bobbywasabisdojo8502]

I’ve been wondering why he dressed up as a berry, typically green (classified as white), purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine, for the longest time. Thanks for letting me know!

[@benalishes]

I'm laughing so hard my body is falling apart

[@lennvy]

@@benalishes better get that nurse Danny then

[@corn738]

rest in peace. fly high Danny 🕊️

[@Rose-hh7mk]

Danny spilling his drink while wearing a shirt saying “trying my best” is so cute

[@ShinigamiPyro]

Poetry exists in Danny’s shirt reading “trying my best” while he spills non-Lacroix sparkling water over his keyboard

[@annajapiassu306]

i love that you felt the need to specify that it was not Lacroix sparkling water that he spilled

[@lifekindasucksrn6442]

The shirt is probably Jarvis Johnson merch

[@Lucaz99]

@@lifekindasucksrn6442 I love that Danny likes to support his fellow creators

[@xerilaun]

Lmao

[@daemondoodles]

@@lifekindasucksrn6442 It is actually you can buy em right now in "seafoam" color

[@layna-heyhey]

When not acting, Danny is actually an innovative Interior Designer. He gave my house the much needed sprucing up it needed so much. Thanks Danny

[@waynejohnson1786]

“His favourite movies are Pulp Fiction, Fight Club and The Godfather” Danny: I’ve never seen two of those *Which two? I need to know.*

[@ticrific]

Idk why but the sentence “Danny was raised an only child in Illinois by his Mexican parents” made me crack up

[@ticrific]

I’m so sorry I just realized the typos bc I was zooted

[@emmyxll]

Ts sound racist cuz of his lastname 😂😂😂😂

[@AYoutubechannel1448]

Omg! I heart your user picture. Yw..I want it for my seal frd Rolin.

[@Evilevilaccount]

@@ticrific we know, you told us you were cracked up

[@ticrific]

@@Evilevilaccount it was edibles (and probably dabs as well but I can’t remember). I’ve never done crack, that would be my uncle lmao

[@Millie-Million]

conspiracy theory: The writers of these articles make all the information horrifically wrong on purpose so youtubers will make videos about it and reveal actual information about themselves

[@nanasbackup222]

oh. my. god.

[@sept53]

Smartsmart

[@whitflores8160]

STREET SMARTS

[@Kurionerei]

That suspiciously makes sense

[@blucheavy3282]

honestly might be true, you never know

[@craycrayboutart9488]

10:30 Danny's eyes are Weezer blue get it right article

[@atomiclight8574]

This is just if you asked an untrained AI to describe Danny

[@izzybee123]

"You ever heard of FRUITCON" yes. Fruitcon is me and my friends hanging out together

[@bigyikes8698]

Gonna dress up as all of my friends because they are my favourite fruits

[@getmiloed]

SOBBING THAT'S SO CREATIVE

[@karianawyatt1246]

I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@lightlylemony]

@@blubberingbuffoons STOP.

[@JizzEnjoyer]

butters?

[@emmawhelan1870]

My guess for the “Mexican parents” thing is they saw the last name “Gonzalez” and went, “yeah, that’s a Mexican last name. No WHITE person could have Gonzalez as their last name!”

[@breadbin4833]

"Spain? What's that some kind of vegetable?"

[@kenjako]

Can't Imagine when they discover you can be mexican and white at the same time lol

[@screwyourhandle]

In an alternate timeline where the Spanish hadn't been so effective at colonizing places full of brown people, Gonzalez would be primarily a white name

[@justboredhelpme195]

Danny: Ah yes the best way to prove to my audience that my wife is alive is to show a photo of her from my phone of her, instead of “hey come here really quick”

[@ohjesswhatamess]

I had a famous artist help me with a university assignment I was writing about him because of this crap. Always worth reaching out to people because it happens all the time and you never know who is willing to set the record straight.

[@thisisthelukas]

I remember when Danny Gonzalez saved my cat from cannibalistic clowns that one time in Globe, Arizona. Man, that was such a good time. I'm pretty sure that was right before Danny became a firefighter.

[@sketcher445]

Were the clowns also cats?

[@yourfavoriteannie]

saw that on the news. he saved my cannibalistic clown from a fire once, after he became a firefighter.

[@danas5846]

wow! after that, he saved my firefighter cat from some killer clowns haha!

[@Starrlytts]

bro, he did the same thing for my cat in Miami, Arizona. what a small world

[@Ryann9]

That reminds me of the time where I was on a plane and my 18 cats jumped out of the emergency exit, then Danny flew in with a glider, did a flip and saved my 18 cats.

[@justanormaldude3772]

I think they were confusing Amanda and Laura up. They were probably thinking about the time Amanda deserted the army to work on her personal mission. Mixing Drew and Danny up. Rookie mistake.

[@vhartson]

Okay but actually, Amanda's a photographer. They're definitely mixing up Laura and Amanda 😂

[@justforkat9513]

@@dandanthemermaidman8977 the dinosaur got you pregnant?

[@BillSpearVII]

Amanda's dead too?

[@maricampelo7754]

@@BillSpearVII She was presumed dead in Afghanistan. Drew doesn't believe she died, though. The poor guy has hope she went rogue.... Very sad.

[@sofiahuss6935]

Denny

[@gooodmorning4526]

8:13 its funny that they say he couldnt take care of a pet and now he literally has a son lmao

[@AmmarAlameh]

You know the video ain't gonna make sense when the only option for captions is Korean.

[@blankb.2277]

Maybe they read some of the “Amanda went missing in Afghanistan” jokes and got confused lol. The rest of the article seemed pretty decent so it’s weird they got that part so wrong

[@Dolthra]

Amanda went missing in Afghanistan and Laura died for unexplained causes. Drew and Danny can finally be together, if only the Paul brothers don't get in the way.

[@alphapigeon3269]

@@Dolthra If Danny doesn't jump out of a window again 🙄

[@theclaybor4352]

Meanwhile, in the suicide hospital...

[@ranimeRAT]

@@theclaybor4352 My 5 favourite words

[@sweetcreature2475]

I thought Laura got stuck in the well🤔

[@caydiehoskins1618]

I feel bad for Danny. He’s still in disbelief that his wife is dead. It’s ok Danny. Let her go. Laura is prolly having the time of her death off of the earth. Danny, you’ll be ok.

[@minacapella8319]

Weekend at Laura's

[@Error-ck4jg]

I was thinking about visiting her in heaven........

[@annamageste]

time of her death

[@council3407]

Did she die when she went rouge in Afghanistan

[@Im_RU_]

@@council3407 that was actually Amanda, but honestly it could also be Laura, bc they’re the same woman so who knows

[@milenasavic2348]

Who else remembers when Danny Gonzalez was a Math Teacher in Ohio,Europe. He taught me the algebra and explained it so well that i soon after that became a math scientist! I'm pretty sure now he is a magician and lawyer aswell as an arhitect in Australia with my cousins dogs younger sisters friends moms uncles grandmother

[@mackcarballo]

The keep-my-wife’s-name-out-of-your-fucking-mouth-ification of Danny Gonzalez

[@riccardopetrovici6727]

Funny to think they probably got "he plays basketball" because of that video where Danny and Drew do play basketball and break every bone they have

[@erinasnow]

That scene is great! shows the incredible basketball skill they have!

[@simp3194]

HAHAHA I thought so too 😭

[@coltrane1016]

NO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO 😭

[@nixisurdad]

I thoight that too

[@skreamergaming]

J kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHWQZ39nmLhlbc0

[@FrankyBabes]

"My wife is fine, and she's alive" - Guy whose wife is fine and alive

[@parrotshark7252]

i remember one time, i went to disney and saw a cast member dressed as minnie choking. suddenly danny jumped out of the Goofy costume and saved the minnie actor, he then got a lifetime pass to disney and his own rollercoaster. what a hero!

[@Zapotian]

13:54 Oh no! Laura also died in Afghanistan!

[@Sethizer.]

there needs to be a reality show where danny just drinks different sparkling waters

[@stevequack6923]

I think that’s what the second channel actually is

[@jdawggghg]

i’m pretty sure he did a review video of all the la croix

[@KawaiiCornz]

omg yes, he should make a video reviewing different brands!!

[@thishuman1621]

Yeah, I miss La Croix though

[@teasoturkish]

I wish la croix would sponsor Danny so he could drink his collection. on camera.

[@zilleaxolotl3457]

danny could have cut out the beginning part where he fucked up opening a bottle but he didn't that's creator transparency right there

[@minacapella8319]

You could say he's an open book

[@kolldm]

@@minacapella8319 an open bottle of sparkling water

[@Zenigundam]

Watch your mouth before I fix your cursing problem myself. Gen Z gets so bold over the internet.

[@selma3611]

@@Zenigundam what the fuck are you talking about 😭

[@k1tz3n50]

@@Zenigundam damn ok grandpa

[@reggiemommaandroko]

Danny saved my hometown from an earthquake, he threw everyone into the sky until it was over. He is now everyone’s hero. Danny you are a hero.

[@acid3129]

"Keep my name out of your god damn mouth" it's confirmed Danny coaches will Smith on how to be angry it truly paid off

[@Certifieddonkeybrainless]

Im so glad that he very convincingly explained that his wife is completely alive and totally fine.

[@alexricky87]

Hard to believe when she didn't make an appearance 🤔🤨

[@edna5116]

when teachers say "wikipedia isn't a valid source of information" this is the amount of incorrect they're thinking about

[@sonya1500]

15:12 Danny walked so that Will could run

[@Chilloutlilbro]

The captains are in Korean. Not only is it translating English to Korean but when I put on atuo translate it’s say things like “if I show up you with my breath with cost me all pumps”

[@CookieCutter]

you just gave us all the hobbies for us to update the sites lol

[@universeplays6952]

The information is going to be even more off now. Someone just compiles all the facts people have put in the KZbin comments and writes an article with them.

[@SupaidaFan]

@@JR-oh6vs bot

[@cowdy_]

Wait… “us”?

[@ShadowDemon17]

GOING TO SEND SOME CHAPSTICK YOUR WAY FOR ALL THAT BUTTKISSING YOU ARE DOING

[@ShadowDemon17]

Nobody cares

[@sahara-26]

Danny: Flips off milk in his “Bad Boy” music video Wiki: *Ah, so he must be lactose intolerant.*

[@beeves_6925]

he also says he doesn’t like milk in one of his roasting your videos

[@evangelinezz]

personal timestamp 4:21 material girl danny

[@hoopaschnoopa334]

I remember when my dog gave birth and Danny Gonzalez was one of the puppies 🥺🥰

[@wildchild69]

awww! i heard that drew and jarvis came from the same litter, is that true??

[@lozenger8]

Danny pretending not to know eponymous so Greg stops teasing him for his fancy-ass vocabulary. We see you.

[@confusedlemon9289]

@i told u oh yes thank you sosososo much for giving me this urgent message

[@somoneelse3488]

"I don't even think I have a favorite actor" Jeremy Renner sheds a single tear

[@maxophone5218]

8:00 everybody dresses up as their fraverate fruit

[@SnowLily123]

A media face is the equivalent of a popular social media influencer.

[@sinelp2010]

Danny, no need to be humble, I remember having you as a guest soccer teacher when you were travelling Europe, I can't believe I ever got to meet such a formidable soccer player as you

[@nightstar2297]

Ken is that you it's me Anne we met in Germany?! I was the goalie remember?

[@wasteland.baby.]

@@nightstar2297 Oh my god,Anne! It’s George, I was the striker when we played against St Daniels! Can’t believe we meet again

[@simp-o-lyze2861]

@@wasteland.baby. Oh my god hey, George, its me, Simon! Hat dir Fußball gefallen?

[@wasteland.baby.]

@@simp-o-lyze2861 Simon! Ja, ich habe Fußball geliebt. Das ist wie ein Wiedersehen!

[@jarvis]

nice shirt bucko

[@mr.milquetoast9043]

Jorvis hey

[@SephirothSuperKool]

It's Jarbis!!!!

[@-n_n-]

hay its jimmy

[@carby4299]

Jimmies Johnson!!

[@Tw0Dots]

omg its garbis john

[@rebelsleighter]

plot twist: danny's wife is living a double life

[@ryan44662]

1:59 I mean your last name is Gonzalez so I think they just took a shot in the dark

[@parker4914]

Dannys wife actually died, He’s just in denial. The accident was not your fault Danny, just let it go.

[@swagsprout8775]

Underrated comment 💀

[@RealHunterVR]

Lol that's what I said!

[@JoeBurrowSucks]

He's forever in the denial stage of grief

[@RealHunterVR]

But little does anyone know... IT WAS ALL FAKE! the helicopter, the dirty bomb, the PIRATES! All FAKE! Laura faked her death so that she could be with drew! That's why they 🎶 "have similar wives"🎶

[@chobbis3]

The unexplained causes were not your fault Danny.

[@hebislay]

Danny has stopped drinking La Croix and is now an official Sparkling Water influencer ✨

[@JTWOOMY]

He stopped drinking LA Croix on camera UNTILL THEY SPONSER HIM

[@themostjoyfulcommenter]

Danny knows all about how to be a water influencer

[@mooravity8140]

He is their media face

[@CargodHera]

Did you see that on IMDB they say Drew is your sibling? LOL

[@zsxiena]

Danny spilling his drink with his shirt that says trying my best is beautiful

[@andreww.9326]

Fun Fact: Danny Gonzalez is a handyman. The proof: He uses a multitool, more specifically a Gerber Dime, to open his sparkling water. What a man's man he is.

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Handy Danny

[@fwedlovesbwead]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 hand dan

[@anthonybrakus5280]

Don't say that no more, 'kay?

[@haninutcheerios]

You know it's getting real when Danny reviews his legal options

[@jaden_bricker]

Someone’s getting slapped

[@efudugdgidgdujgd]

@@jaden_bricker BY LEGAL

[@leenotliar]

wiki is about to get slapped by legal

[@swoopwoop9402]

I met Danny yesterday, I was very excited when I walked up to him and asked for a selfie, but he said no and beat up my pet rat, spat on me, and then stomped off doing a little jig all while calling us peasants. Remy was offended

[@daryissaplayz2312]

Sorry about your loss, Danny. It's been almost a year since your wife passed. She'll live on in our hearts forever. 🥺😢😓❤️❤️

[@cayecopter]

The "loves being surrounded by animals" part comes from the bird attacking Danny during his run

[@waffles9250]

Danny it’s so sad that you’re in denial about your wife’s death :( if you want to talk about it we’re all here for you

[@askinredroads5132]

I know : ( when he showed the picture of him standing by himself at the concert I got rlly sad tbh

[@gamereveegod]

ikr 😭😭😭😂😭😭😭

[@rabbitttz]

Did she die in Afghanistan fighting in the war and Dre- I mean Danny is in denial

[@indrocringe5576]

Apparently even Laura is in denial of her own death, heartbreaking that she hasn’t accepted it yet

[@ChespinCraft]

@@rabbitttz Denny?!?!??!?

[@guineverepriddy5289]

one of my favorite things is youtubers wearing each others merch

[@alanahkasa]

Fun fact: Danny is an alien born on mars that died in 9104 B.C due to a fusion bomb.

[@averytrexel]

i’m crying “how old was danny in 2012” as if he is The Only Danny

[@fldancer94]

There is only one Danny, but many Gregs.