Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 039: Stand Up On The Spit W/ Jeremiah Watkins

[@BeinIanPod]

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[@TheNuDiabolic]

Can you turn the audio up for the show and down for the ad reads. That shits gay... (and I'm talkin' _00's gay_ not just _Ian gay_ )

[@ronindr]

​@@TheNuDiabolic ...no!

[@CheechyMon]

May i suggest a name for the fans? The Beings. Obviously because of bein' Ian is the name of the podcast, and when you think about it it almost sounds kind of cultish. It almost sounds like we're all aliens and you two are our overlords. Also because we are all human beings... I hope. I already see a t-shirt design where you two just have alien antenna, sitting at a late night show table, with a bunch of silhouettes of aliens as an audience.

[@niteshade8546]

Hey man. Just read the ad copy. Stop making it so long. Get the money. But come on.

[@willloman812]

The last 20 minutes might be the most epic comedy podcast moment of all time. I’m rolling laughing

[@afinemessband7162]

I love this version of Jerimiah, respectfully standing up for himself and his show.

[@Doomsense]

Jordan did Stand Up On The Spot like most rappers freestyle.

[@P_steez]

Exactly!

[@anthonybogus5688]

Lmmaaaooooo 😂🔥

[@thestarchild7519]

Right! And it’s still good so whatever lol

[@P_steez]

@@thestarchild7519 well no shit, she used prepared bits😂

[@thestarchild7519]

@@P_steez who cares. People still laughed.

[@rynesiemon3836]

Ian doing jokes behind Jordan and Jeremiah had me crying

[@kennethhowell1591]

dude same. I didn't read comments before commenting and said the exact same thing. lol.

[@MadeitpastJesus]

Have you seen his special, Daddy??? ❤❤❤

[@LS333]

Ian reading jokes from a joke book while Jordan and Jeremiah were in conversation killed me 😂😂😂

[@guythatredguy]

"there's skin around your bones... Did you do something different?" Jeremiah is a genius hahaha

[@josef2012]

Jordan gaslighting herself into rationalizing her Stolen Valor at Jeremiah's show is fascinating 😂

[@rworded]

Isn't that just called deluding?

[@MattMurphyMusic]

No, she’s just a liar.

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

I would call that annoying and bad podcasting

[@anthonybogus5688]

4 agree’s for me

[@ronindr]

No josef, but yes.

[@Cuzzzo42]

I can understand her confusion after seeing Mark's set, because that's kind of what he does all the time in his regular standup sets. I noticed a couple of "riffs" during Mark's set that I've heard before.. He has a ten-second joke in the pocket for every topical event/figure.

[@MrGrammatonCleric]

Watch him on we might be drunk with Sam... When they do a bit he'll take a bit Sam is working on and transform it with never having heard it before. They are both really good at just writing jokes off the cuff.

[@supernaut7946]

Yeah I'm pretty sure I've heard marks actual bits on standup on the spot. But he definitely still riffs for most of it lol

[@clevermissfox]

I love how “and Jordan!” Is such an add-on/afterthought in the intro . It’s all Ian and then one shot of them. He couldn’t let go of the intro and the intro song to rebrand it correctly haha . Love these two.

[@Axeldiedtimeago]

I wish there was a sitcom based around Ian and Jordan raising a black teen from the hood.

[@killbillvol4950]

Oh my god yes

[@P_steez]

Ian was on fire this ep. His quips were on point

[@laynekay2271]

alright ian we all know its you

[@twistedadjust]

Jeremiah and ian Are soo funny together love these guys and jordan is always a good laugh

[@Psycho_Spock]

This was wild! We DEFINITELY need to see Ian and Jordan on Scissor Bros. Ian was great when he was on ✂️ bros btw. Great episode.

[@imemberberry]

✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@mikeschneider9462]

Ian's a menace, and I'm here for it!!!

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Jordan’s a psychopath menace

[@griffservo8074]

Every cry for help from Ian was answered this episode

[@jamespage4809]

Tormenting his best friend, officiating (and participating in!) a spitting contest, and telling his guest to drink a candle; this is one of the few realities where Ian isn't the Joker.

[@clevermissfox]

Omg 1:06:15, Ian’s reaction is the best thing I’ve ever seen, happier than a kid getting a puppy on Christmas that pees his pants from excitement.

[@_m_m4]

I’ve never seen someone get Jeremiah so worked up before! 😂

[@ExistentialBordem]

Oh he's so sweet but he won't back down to even the dirtiest or insidious comedians why he's so great. Not saying Jordan's dirtier in the city is but yeah you get my point. Sweet kid but hangs with the best of them

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

He has redhead white rage

[@CP-uw3kj]

@@ExistentialBordem like when that filthy **** man wanted a slap box fight...

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

I take it you haven’t seen him interact with Steebee Weebee lately? Haha

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

@@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother Korean rage vs redhead white rage. Where have we seen this before?

[@kellyinCT09]

@32:25 when Jordan starts Mutley laughing when explaining her thought process during Stand up Sit down😂😂😂😂 this is such a fantastic episode, as usual!

[@jennhansonxlove]

Yessss Jeremiah is the best guest! Always excited to see him on a pod

[@kellyinCT09]

@26:49 Jordan's "ugh" of disgust to Ian had me ROLLING! It's the little moments that get me good 😂 "Bein' mean, with Jordan" lololol

[@tjj1711]

I know this is an older episode but this has to be one of the funniest podcast I’ve ever watched 😂

[@tylerp3327]

“Why did the pig have ink all over its face?” RIP Jordan ❤

[@jdruze7]

Jordan: “I don’t think we have names yet, I think it comes organically” Ian: “Oh that’s funny” Best throw away callback of the show.

[@VelvetLavaDesign]

49:56 I became a Glassman Bopper when I saw him on We Might Be Drunk, then only a matter of weeks before becoming a TYSO Goblin and inevitably a rat/fun friend - my comedy pods make my week!

[@gobbygooby]

when jordan tried to taze ian after he tried to set her jeans on fire. this podcast is insane

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

He barely dodged it

[@imemberberry]

And then they voluntarily taze themselves.

[@gobbygooby]

@@imemberberry yeah! and it kept getting crazier and crazier. this fuckin rules

[@imemberberry]

@@gobbygooby legendary ep, hope they post clips

[@richchef6129]

Jordan your existence gives me joy.

[@MadeitpastJesus]

She keeps interrupting and doesn't take accountability.. just excuses. For shame!

[@kushrant7833]

My first actual episode ever listened to and watched of being ian w Jordan . Y’all are hilarious !! love Jordan already !!

[@89VPons]

One of the best episodes for sure! This will go down in the Bein Ian with Jordan Hall of Fame

[@CarloCapinegro]

Opening with the money shot is🔥

[@RustOnWindows]

Standup on the spot is one of best improv shows out! Eps with Gillis n normand at hilarious Jeremiah is always such a great pod guest!

[@banshackopar]

Great pod great guest I hope they release most of it. It would be a treat indeed to see her perform.

[@poindextrox]

Definitely going back and watching the standup on the spot again after this 😂😂

[@nicholasshpak316]

Top tier ep right here guys

[@corngirt_chronicles]

Ian has me dying the whole episode 😂😂😂

[@cloudbloom]

The editing on these are getting better and better. Thanks mom and dad i love your podcast💗

[@conormcginnity1353]

Growing up in Madison, it's great to hear so many comics refer to Comedy on State as one of the best clubs in the country. Also, I love it when mommy and daddy fight. *grabs handful of popcorn*

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

I'm 45 min from hillarities in Cleveland, Rogan called it the best comedy stage in the country. I can confirm it rocks.

[@jackiestillsandfilms]

I've never laughed and gagged at the same time until this day at so thanks for that 😂😂😂

[@RoboMan570]

Keep up the face bubbles. Really gives the show more life!

[@karanowlin7926]

This podcast is my absolute favorite thing in the world. The chemistry between you two literally makes me more happy and entertained than anything else on the internet. Hands down. You guys help me laugh and smile my way through my hard times. I absolutely love you both. Thank you!!!❤

[@cactusheater7981]

If Jeremiah is in it, I watch it.

[@redrobotmonkey]

Was not a fan of Jeremiah's before, but lately, he has been great on his round of pods on NYC comics. Warming up to the guy way more.

[@MadeitpastJesus]

Great episode, Ian and Jordan. ❤ I love Jeremiah Wonders 😉.

[@johnstonecypher6116]

Ian was awesome on this one.

[@P_steez]

He was on fire with the quips

[@ExistentialBordem]

Ian's yes yes yes when Jeremiah goes off is the best

[@kennethhowell1591]

Dude, Ian reading the joke book behind Jordan and Jeremiah's conversation made me laugh harder than I've laughed in years. Its the little things about this podcast that tickle me the hardest. Stay gay, y'all.

[@elizabethczerwonka6279]

This episode was hilarious. The whole Jordan saga was so good and Ian making fun of it was perfection

[@ash-jy3qm]

An hour and 8 minutes in I FELL OFF MY CHAIR omg Jeremiah is so epic 😂

[@MarkaustinHasler]

This is such a good podcast. I love how Ian kills and bombs all at the same time every time he speaks 😂😂😂

[@WesMoran]

I know this is late… I watch/listen to Pods chronologically, so I’m just now getting here… This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Typical chaos, plus mouth antics.

[@TimeGallon]

Shane pulled from his material for his “stand up on the spot” suggestions and he killed it. Made the show much better. Jordan probably did the right thing.

[@jt9124]

That was possibly the purest thing to enter Jordan's step bro holster

[@s13xslider]

need to see these two on scissor bros! ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@Estudiante_paulinne]

I’m so excited for Jordan’s TYSO episode

[@ichi_go]

This is the funniest I've seen Jordan. Hey Jordan... you're growing on me. Keep up the funny stuff🤙🏻

[@jeffysoule2076]

Goddamn, I wanna see Jordan’s set on “On the Spot” sooooooo bad!!! Haha

[@s13xslider]

props to Jordan for the spit take! 😂😂😂

[@harlandgauna423]

You guys are the most wholesome podcast always come here for the sillys.💕

[@the_cleaner9296]

May be a bit late but you won a subscriber over here. Love Ian on scissor bros and finally got around to this. You guys all killed it

[@bobbymarm9978]

This show just gets better and better 😂👏😂👏😂

[@Descendant178]

Now this is a podcast!!!!! This is gold 👌🏻😂

[@imemberberry]

I'm only 20 minutes in, but I'm dying already. Why is this so compelling? The mid-debate taser break probably. Didn't see that coming..

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

I love how Ian has so much fun with the ad reads.

[@jdudat87]

Jordan 100% knew what she was doing.

[@MadeitpastJesus]

Ian and Jeremiah were murderring this episode. ❤❤❤

[@jamesmata2945]

Fr she just choked and went to what she knew.

[@JG-jy7pe]

she would definitely end up doing the exact same thing if she did the show again lmaooooo

[@ThedeadlyOG]

@@MadeitpastJesus imagine a pod without Jordan. Glorious I tell you 😢

[@READY_OR_NOT]

Imagine a world without you. Peace on earth.

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

Them roasting Jordan for stand up on the spot was hilarious! xD I love Jeremiah

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

All foam no phlegm ❤ This was a legendary banger

[@thebonbrests741]

Scissor Bros is what brought me here, I loved Ian but truly Jordan is everything. She is my spirit animal.

[@PossumSwanger4]

28:23 that look after “one of me singing..” 😂

[@pt2hays]

In Recent months Ian and Jordan have blown up into a phenomenon.

[@gordthegeek]

this was the funniest pod , watched it twice already. Hilarious from start to finish.

[@Krow943]

So glad I found this gem or a podcast

[@copiedoften5927]

“I’d love that.” ♾ “That sounds so fun.” Felt like nails on a chalkboard.

[@intruative]

No but that sounds soooooo fun though

[@million36]

Mark is the stand up on the spot GOAT for sure

[@fives.]

Irony was though he accidentally went into material in spots in that exact episode lol

[@himoragenma6416]

Jordan PLEASE do TYSO again, you were GREAT with the Gremlin King!!!👑

[@JustHarrison395]

Everything I've been waiting for

[@ericsalazar3812]

The Knock knock bit was turning into chaos for a second!!! 😂😂

[@ddussourd]

Best pod ever! Keeps getting better every week

[@hank7934]

Watching this episode makes the episode with Rick and Jeremiah make so much more sense.

[@tacticalturtleneck]

This podcast is wild. The best!

[@StuntTriple]

Standup on the spot is a fun show, if anyone gets a chance to check it out definitely do it

[@himoragenma6416]

It WAS a miracle Jordan and you're Mary!!! #EmmaculateDeception✝️

[@erikds6338]

Best episode so far

[@romeopeyote]

This video should have more views!!! "Big Spit" is lobbying youtube to censor amateur spits!

[@davidpeltier7322]

Because of Jordan’s efforts, I subscribed.

[@Corborbin]

Ian’s breathing after Jeremiah’s bomb is legendary

[@anthonybogus5688]

1:06:28 I INSTANTLY paused on Jeremiah spit LMAAAOOOO GGAAHHHH DAMN .. okay their even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ABUJAXON14]

Bro I needed this podcast . Ian been on Chrissy podcast n I never found his page but Jeremiah definitely brought me over. Jordan is hilarious. Scissor ✂️ gang

[@ABUJAXON14]

Jordan and Ian together on scissor bros

[@craigslist6988]

"how was that movie you were in?" - every girlfriend dropping a nuclear bomb in an argument

[@justing7490]

Another classic Me N Ian

[@tomsevcik1792]

Funniest part too is that on Jeremiah’s show he specifically explains the show to people if they don’t know how it works at the beginning of each show 😂 yet Jordan just rolls her way

[@UncleDron8]

Best intro song ever. Thank you

[@joeluongo6079]

The show continues to reach new heights, we are reaching Howard levels of broadcasting

[@nurturepeace]

currently at 23:28 in the epi and Jordan still refusing to accept that stand up on the spot is all improvised in order to avoid taking full responsibility is insane lols

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

This is the best pod on internet world wide webs

[@TheMrInnovative]

BEST podcast EVER! You 3 are HILARIOUS!

[@showtime1285]

This intro music relaxes me and makes me in a happy good mood:)

[@Mhats]

This episode should be called bein Ian with “that would’ve been sooooo fun 😢”

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[@TrailerTalesPod]

Where our Scissor Siblings at?!

[@cerebraxis607]

....we're out here.

[@antonionieves8257]

Love being Ian

[@ColdBrewLobster]

This episode is fire, Jordan made a forever fan out of this family! ✂️🔥🔥🔥✂️🔥🔥🔥✂️ Now subscribed to the Spit Suckers!

[@10barclayt]

Asking to do it again is INSANE! How can you think you're right when everybody else disagrees lol