Dark Souls 3 - Invaded By Jesus

A little something that isn't overwatch for once. I really love the Souls series and Dark Souls 3 specifically. I used to make videos about it, but haven't much really since I haven't played it since like June. Now that the DLC is out, I'll probably be making more videos about it here and there. Rest assured, Overwatch content is my main priority right now, so that isn't going anywhere, but I don't want to be typecast to only one game. Thanks for watching!

[@Cynnamynnt]

hey before you leave a dumbass do u no da way xD comment consider this: you're not funny and nobody likes you.

[@Cynnamynnt]

thats not allowed either get outta here

[@notapinecone4870]

Do u no da wey!? XD

[@Cynnamynnt]

im gonna shit on your stove

[@Goozeeeee]

Do yu kno de wey?

[@rustyblade9400]

Clearly u dont no de wae

[@jimcanterak7349]

He tried to cleanse you with His holy light, but your corruption runs deep. He died, for your sins.

[@jimcanterak7349]

***** Amen and Dicks Out. nevar4get

[@ReadyRizky]

best comment

[@juggledlotus5431]

Jim Canterak lmao

[@unclaimedusername6608]

I want to thumbs up this but I can't...

[@goldenfantasy9251]

Jim Canterak Agree

[@superslimeyseal4831]

Jesus had looked to his disciples, and said to them, "f*cking plebs try getting this ladder." And then Jesus tried to smite them.

[@Cynnamynnt]

And the lord spake: "fuck thou"

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Cynn "spake"

[@jackripley3906]

That one Guy It's a word

[@random_hat_guy]

So, let me get this straight. Jesus came into the world, taught you to not fear thy enemies, showed you the way to the Light though it may be painful, cleansed the temple with a whip of cords, put you on the path of righteousness, and died for your sins. I... I didn't know you could have a bible study in Dark Souls...

[@Cynnamynnt]

This is the best fucking comment on this video 10/10

[@salmonfish1145]

Nate Estus I converted because this video has brought my eyes upon the truth. Going to be baptised soon.

[@monkeymode7529]

Nate Estus now I have an excuse to play dark souls instead if going to church

[@joshruffolo229]

Nate Estus 666 Likes

[@acidandnitro]

cool blessed be the Lord our God Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

[@manki8706]

It was the perfect invasion: First he was just leading you through the level. You were confused but also kinda amused and followed along, he showed you the way and acted like an actual priest in the perfect setting with those mobs who wouldn't attack you. Later in the church right before it got boring/disapointing he surprised you with an attack to give a little bit of fun and keep you on your toes basically. After that he wanted it to finish but your friend messed up so he improvised and gave you an extra long battle so he has time to think about an epic ending. When he finally knew how to end it, he stopped the fight and showed you the door so you look away, and killed himself so you wouldn't feel guilty. Just epic. I would've added him after that.

[@ericnick4498]

Denju lmao

[@TheMemeLiker]

But hey, that's JUST a theory. A GAME TH- Nah, tbh that might just be how it went. Good job dude.

[@AMadar-kj5hb]

Shadow Jesus is quite nifty.

[@x46andtwo]

Were you jesus?!

[@thepope2412]

Amen

[@aidankeogh9994]

"Where did Jesus go?" The question we've all been asking.

[@monkeymode7529]

Aidan Keogh he doesn't talk to us anymore, because we created tentacle porn

[@8utternut]

Solaire The Almighty .....

[@brandonreneau6075]

I was invaded by this guy too. He helped me find all the secret paths in the town.

[@xelane4454]

The son of man did not come to be owned. But to own. -Plebeians 2:30

[@Harleysvideos]

Lol fuck dude you're killing me

[@sethlemueliniestra-berry5602]

hahaha genius...

[@pathfindersavant3988]

1:47 This is what happens when you stray from the path of the Lord

[@Hobo13]

Pathfinder Savant he chose temptation over our savior, and now he needs to pay the price

[@mysteryman8667]

"Where did Jesus go" that is something I ask myself everyday when I wake up

[@marverak]

Mystery Man yeah, i dont know where i am

[@smoothsnailing2161]

Did you check under your bed?

[@Youmama187]

and our lord Jesus did say unto thee " Let this be a test of your devotion. Ascend of this ladder and stand with me if you can you shit tier noobs"

[@draxthedarkreaper]

i think he killed himself because you still showed trust in him by willingly opening the gate

[@LordlyWeeb]

Jesus invades me every night

[@thesunnyguy12345]

Weeb Lord he gave you aids

[@TheFinalGate_]

Weeb Lord Jésus

[@pedrohenriquebufulindealme5763]

That's jamal, not jesus.

[@marverak]

Weeb Lord i dont know anything about that

[@Konpekikaminari]

someone's been sinnin' in the name of the lord

[@hyper-thermal]

And lo, Jesus looked upon his disciple, and said, "Wow, what an asshole." - John 8:34

[@richardjohnson5772]

HyperThermal l

[@rvbound3833]

HyperThermal 😂😂😂

[@dihanmahbub8692]

Amen

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

And so it was, Jesus had to bestow upon thine asshole with the wrath of God,

[@OsacrMayer]

You little bitch

[@jesterbuddersworth3051]

"you left me here with fucking shadow Jesus"

[@JSanctum]

Damn, things got real emotional when you were about to open that gate. :( RIP!! Yeah, just an all-around entertaining video, I like the little cinematic-like effect you gave the video by the end. Enjoyed it, thanks for the upload!

[@zura8879]

To be honest I was expecting Jesus to do a 180 turn and backstab the fuck out of him. Instead I ended up cry evrytiem.

[@alondor8157]

i thoht he was gonna channel another wrath of gods. lol

[@IAmKnightsDawn]

Try not to cry when jesus whips himself to death q.q

[@AGC915]

KnightsDawnLive I summoned this dude once, and as ironic as it seems he was killed by Aldrich, the devourer of gods.

[@ambralemon]

Jesus sacrificed for us all

[@stormwolf6097]

Соvэтоцs Lэмои amen to that one buddy.

[@qwertyasdf236]

amen to that one bicht

[@supunwickramage1182]

Amen to that

[@toe_grips]

Explain this Atheists

[@Salt-ig5lv]

My balls

[@chdv5736]

:/

[@alondor8157]

Jesus invades the world of dark souls. for it teaches dark sorceries. Cleanse thy selves of your evil ways. Let Jesus smite you on a ladder.

[@natecorsn9097]

What?

[@vinterskog]

You got it all wrong, it was Papa Emeritus.

[@FighterPL]

gg hahaha good video . u just earned a sub

[@andythompson1998]

When you find the Fighterpl comment after 2 years

[@MrAgentIncognito]

And then Jesus got back up and pwned him the next Sunday.

[@akiraguy]

jesus is here to speard his love

[@animenut69]

Better than watching the usual competition on who can chug the most pots.

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

He's had to get sneaky to get converts these days.

[@squallgallardo]

And this is comedy... Gaming style.

[@darksuper54]

Damn shadow Jesus you savage asfk.

[@coolbeans3635]

4:49 when the speech started, i pictured jesus saying that. i fucking died of laughter.

[@rbc13183]

lmao, that's awesome, now I can see it too.

[@yamsthepotatoking9444]

Same lmao

[@seguidordecristo8390]

hey evryone im doing a virgin mary mother of god build soon if i ever invade you i mean no harm i just whana pray for your sins

[@MarioskyWTF]

LMFAO

[@thunderplunder1013]

Did you do it?

[@DamienMortemus]

all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

[@spectraphantom777]

Shadow Jesus died for your memes.

[@thebloodyblock]

Crossbow. a bow that shots cross. logic

[@lordderpachu]

Actually the best video I have ever seen. 10/10 will recommend.

[@caniyellnow2137]

Jesus is turning the wrong cheek in this video.

[@hellatze]

04:16 jesus have faith.

[@ghostly8846]

Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ...

[@nicksmith8542]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[@Noirpool0]

This is some next-level memeing! Good show!

[@Runsofourlives]

Cynn: "He's really showing us the way." Jesus: "I am the way."

[@IgorMartinsSpecail]

I guess Jesus... FOUND you! Ha!

[@kosm866]

whats... whats that thing in your left hand? it doesnt attack, or do any damage... i dont understand?

[@Cynnamynnt]

its called a scrubplank and it's for people like me who suck dick at souls games

[@ikillstupidcomments]

The sacred crest of the R1 spammer.

[@UNFORGIVENGOD24]

Kosm it is the shield of Anime is Fucking Gay, it defends against damage virgins such as yourself

[@lotusflower4470]

that thing in his left hand is a dark souls shield unlike us bloodborne people with our millions of guns that can just stagger

[@siahl.1851]

UNFORGIVENGOD24 does dragon ball super count

[@mightyemperor1956]

This is... *sniff, beautiful

[@bigdingus3489]

This deserves a sub. I literally almost went to tears from laughing and from sadness at the end. You should do more Dark Souls content. You're great.

[@sixe9095]

>"The last dinner", you mean "The last supper" right?

[@Cynnamynnt]

Nope. I meant the last dinner. I said that with 1000% certainty and without any semblance of sarcasm, and I certainly wasn't being facetious for the sake of comedy.

[@sixe9095]

***** it ain't comedy if it ain't funny :v

[@Cynnamynnt]

Peter sixe its almost like what one finds funny is personal taste and that comedy cannot be "truly" defined

[@connors8275]

Peter sixe hahahahah sit down

[@HooperCross]

Peter sixe The Final Feasting

[@ChazWTFLOL]

What is the name of the music that starts in 5:34, where Jesus dies for our sins?

[@Cynnamynnt]

I Will Love You To The End - Johannes Bornlöf

[@gloomsi]

holy fuck that was hilarious, jesus died for your sins

[@hellatze]

jesus chug estus flask like his blood wine.

[@zaythegreatkillem5960]

that is not Jesus that is the Pope

[@hex1967]

You need more subs, this editing is spicy

[@Mr.milkshakeclips]

so this is how jesus ACTUALLY died?

[@sivel7493]

please, not just overwatch!

[@Cynnamynnt]

That's all I needed to hear

[@juggledlotus5431]

SiVel I found this thru dark Souls. overwatch and Blizzard can suck a dick

[@iqbaltheadventurer259]

1:51 is the soundtrack is in game or added? Sounds perfectly in rythm

[@burrito_bisen7056]

2:23 "I'm sure Jesus is up there like wow what a f*cking idiot" Story of my life

[@warterbear8009]

thank you for bringing the words "Shadow Jesus" into my life

[@dubruku2207]

This is gold I wish there was more people like ''jesus''.

[@benhostetter1599]

for a small channel, this is extremely well edited. it has the quality and content of a channel with 1m subs, you did well

[@Cynnamynnt]

I really appreciate that. Thanks a ton :)

[@txc97]

so when he resurrects do we get another holiday or do i still have to go to school on 10/29?

[@Cynnamynnt]

I officially decree you have the day off.

[@luiscoll8220]

Darksouls the game able to recreate Jesus passion lol

[@Darkness19Z]

Cynn it's Shadow Jesus Jesus: I found you faker! Shadow Jesus:Are we really doing this?!

[@mangaman173]

That song when Jesus sacrifices himself, it hits my heart man. rip in pace Jeebus

[@joeyavalos7289]

You are going to be sorry when he returns.

[@raiu6438]

Had leading the weak, punishing the unrighteous for falling from the path, a symbolic battle for one's soul, and then dying for your sins. 10/10

[@wonderfulsloth4239]

Jesus was simply testing your faith and even though you failed he still elucidated the truth and led you to the light and died for your sins.

[@aganaom1712]

this is is actually some pretty good content. i don't think i would mind seeing more. CONVINCE ME! WORK FOR MY APPROVAL MONGREL!

[@wakow9112]

its a bow that fires crosses! ahhaahhaha

[@sku11bropat45]

he died for our estus

[@callio_ed]

I love “Shadow Jesus”

[@maxyman687]

You should do some more dark souls, i'm diggin' this my dude

[@Cynnamynnt]

Just finished the DLC last night. Might be able to swing one more video with the footage I got but it's unlikely. I might start another playthrough though since it's been months since I played.

[@IottiPH]

That's one of the best DS3 videos there is! Just made me laugh SO hard!

[@EnderkingFTW]

When he lashed himself to death I lost it laughing XD. Beautiful, Absolutely Beautiful.

[@sekaion5914]

So these guys were co-oping on there first time in the dlc...?

[@mei4438]

Every time you get hit, it gets replaced with "OOF."

[@charlesbrioche6745]

that's why you never question jesus' plan

[@terrymuse77]

deus vult

[@SomeGuy-qd3li]

Don't worry, he'll be back in three days

[@Halskitchen]

I too like to walk around with my double edge sword resting on my shoulder. The logic is good :D

[@scarafly]

Jesus walked the Battlefield untouched by the enemies since nothing can touch Jesus.

[@Milodiablo]

Hit em with the Samson Strength build, Pillars included!!!

[@HardcoreJesus100]

Jesus owns Jacobs ladder... he tried to absolve you, to show you the way.

[@ugenethecreator1102]

that jesus would never let himself be crucified

[@littledramaboy]

3:18 "it's a bow that fires crosses" 10/10

[@Ninavask]

Same guy invaded me and a few friends while we were dueling one another. He walks down and praises the sun as we all do the legion etiquette pose at him. Then proceeded to watch us fight until one of us back stabbed him when he wasn't watching.

[@TheCptCoy]

"We're going to be in a painting!" He says while currently in a painting. Wait, what if the guy playing the game is also in a painting IRL? Is it paintings all the way down?!

[@MrVdots]

XD I invaded with him and he pulled that off too

[@thedanksoul6652]

I got invaded by mad phantom Jesus

[@karenagenhunder1803]

"it's not an invasion if you call it Deus vult"~Pope

[@chrishanson435]

Jesus was our family's gardener until he got deported.

[@Face08]

your nasal voice just makes it funnier. no but really "shadow jesus" is pretty funny

[@Cynnamynnt]

I've never been referred to as nasally but I feel like I should have a long time ago lol.

[@kinggut6005]

He sacrificed himself so you wouldn't have to kill him

[@stavrosgeorgiou9555]

Rest in peace Pepperoni, Cappuccino, pistachio bro

[@insaninater5154]

More people who run grass crest shield + black knight sword! Horray!

[@joshuaelevazo8711]

3:47 John the disciple when he realized Jesus was gone because he went to the mountain of olives

[@yumiya2927]

OH SHIT!! this is so amazing XDD never laught so hard. Hahah that's such an awesome Cosplay *.*

[@cynicaljim6612]

Watching this Easter Weekend. Relevant.

[@brandonwoodhouse358]

"If he should invade our lands, show him the light, and wrath of the Gods him down thine ladder" Noobsayings 21:19

[@animeguitarguy]

One of the true master Dark Souls players. RIP

[@bigbaker159]

The lord'eth give life and the lord'eth take it away...this was so fucking epic.

[@Starweardo]

This earned you a sub. Great stuff!

[@hughg.rection3657]

you've been guided by the lord and saviour jesus christ