dark souls w/ enemies, bosses & loot RANDOMIZED🪦PAINTED WORLD

[@chancehuber6095]

Btw luke! The weird invincible mushroom is likely due to the original dragon that's at the location. It rips off its back half, which has a hitbox but can't be harmed!

[@thebpphantom]

Was just going to reply this.

[@BeornGreymane]

Might also be why the gaping dragon had a severed tail.

[@frickerjohn]

Ty glad someone got here before me!

[@dustinmillar120]

Oh yeah that makes sense

[@ffwng3992]

I was going to joke that it was the severed tail. This makes much more sense.

[@ruewinterbourne]

I do appreciate how Sekiro's backstab animations are more tailored to the enemies. Because the 'backstab' on the mushroom looks like a headwound, and on the knight and many other larger enemies is clearly horrific perineal trauma, and another layer of meaning to the phrase "wrecked 'em".

[@distant_planet7780]

The giant mushroom man looming out of the darkness had me in hysterics. Absolutely made my day.

[@clockworkcrow8590]

I was yelling "BEHIND YOU!!" XD

[@Pencliff]

Scary undead repeatedly stabbing adorable mushroom child is a fitting ending to a dark souls video

[@Shirafune161]

Dying at Luke killing Priscilla twice in one playthrough, with both encounters being optional. She really is his arch-nemesis.

[@annijaklamer]

He just really wants to kill her as many times as possible huh

[@Couchtroopah]

@@Shirafune161 I’m starting to feel that Luke is actually Priscilla’s arch enemy.

[@mitchellbonds766]

Iunno, killing Priscilla twice to save Sif once? Is that a fair trade do you think?

[@novataco5412]

Sif was the only mercy Luke had in his heart this playthrough

[@Shirafune161]

@@mitchellbonds766 Honestly, it is 🙈

[@Elissa22]

Small mushroom man: “You cannot kill me in a way that matters”

[@N1CKSO]

The phalanx has been upgraded to the Ganksquad™

[@charlieni645]

Somehow the Centipede Demon looks more fitting in that location than in a lava pool? It does look like a grafted together monstrosity a mad scientist locks away in a precarious dungeon.

[@Erjann]

I'm wondering if the game counts it as a stray demon?

[@nightuser_]

There's supposed to be an invincible dragon butt blocking your way, that was replaced with the mushroom.

[@petemarshall3512]

“Just give up” is the Monday motivation I was looking for.

[@MaylottPaints]

It's curious that both of the Undead Dragons were replaced by the Gaping dragon. Perhaps both Undead dragons register as "the same boss" to the randomizer so it gives the same result each time. Also, I think the immortal mushroom man might have been the replacement for the Undead Dragon's legs, which it leaves behind when it attacks.

[@Mad_Oph]

It's good that Luke knows to stop and appreciate his surroundings, like taking time to admire Azathoth's Spittoon early in the episode.

[@FonzietheCapybara]

Finally! We have found the real hero of this playthrough, immortal mushroom guy

[@Hate_Gaze]

“I want to go back in though, I do want to have a poke at the Gaping Dragon” - Luke Westaway

[@richardclegg8027]

It never occurred to me to ask. You disguise yourself as an egg. Naturally a crow picks you up and then puts you in its other nest with its other eggs. What is happening here? Crow filing system?

[@Patrick-Phelan]

What if it's a cuckoo, that happens to look exactly like a crow? And its thoughts are, "well, I can't remember laying this, but I must have, since it appears to be an egg, so I'd better put it in someone else's nest"? That sounds extremly likely, doesn't it?

[@MrFutago87]

16:30 "There's supposed to be a dragon guarding this thing." Well there still is.

[@gothmissstress]

36:32 I appreciate the throwback to the already dead joke 😌

[@dawsonbusenbark3945]

But how how open if dead??

[@springer1786]

I don't visit art galleries often, but I can't imagine they would be improved if there were vicious dogs and gargoyles and such chasing me the whole time.

[@Joe90h]

"What did you feel when you visited the exhibition?" "Dog bites mainly."

[@dugstarr5277]

The Painted World Mob is exactly what this area needed to freshen it up. Those pesky crow-folk are a thing of the past!

[@merissaj4518]

Weird, invincible mushroom is clearly Toad coming to seek his revenge.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Cut my slack into pieces, this is my darkest soul.

[@dougcustard]

Cheers to Luke for making my Monday nightshift bearable with his videos 🎉

[@Artificer1911]

I've never played a Dark Souls game, and at this stage in my life I probably never will, but I have been thoroughly enjoying Luke's Dark Souls content. :D Thank you for your hard work, Luke. It's always a pleasure!

[@samgraham8523]

The only reason to love a Monday

[@InertiaCreeps]

2:53 YYEEEESSSSSSS! Use that bow strategically you big brained babe Luke!

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Love how Luke began by quoting Tolkien "what can men do against such reckless hate?" And when he met priscilla he turned into Johnny rotten. "B*ll*cks" Thinking about it, the phrase "ever get the feeling youve been cheated" would of been a good thing to say to the mushroom.

[@alonosh7184]

2 minutes in, and I'm smiling. It's a Normal Adult. Named Luke. Reminding me that even the pros fail repeatedly. It's the getting right back up again that makes them pros.

[@InertiaCreeps]

7:46 You can always return Luke, but you can never go back. 🧐

[@KiriEdge]

Your sarcasm is top notch, 10/10 would recommend to a friend

[@doombiscuit5515]

I wake up every Monday excited for Randomised Dark Souls with Luke.

[@ffwng3992]

I always forget that he posts them on Monday so I get a pleasant surprise at lunch. Well, somewhat pleasant. It is still Dark Souls.

[@adriankerrison]

At the end of all things it'll be Luke, the Frost Troll, and that invincible Mushroom Man

[@djturley509]

Me around 12-18 minutes mark, “item Luke itemmm!” With popcorn in my mouth and yelling at my tv randomly excitedly lol. There was a item in the pearlescent slug and the white rat tht was harder to see cuz it’s kinda inside them

[@frodobaggins7710]

It seems to be a constant where Luke simply must fight Priscilla whenever he sees her

[@kdjslvgds]

the phalanx really brought me such joy. i laughed so hard i could not breathe.

[@nadriel2]

Luke's "oh no" in the intro sets the tone well, I think :-)

[@cmdrvimes72]

I learned this from Elden Ring, but I think I know why things never become chill for you. From Soft uses area modifiers rather than set stats for every single enemy. Which means a rat from undead burg being sent into the painted world will have more health and deal more damage.

[@RainbowTheSnail]

You should play Still Wakes The Deep🌊

[@ZeusBrown]

It's okay, Luke; you're weird and funny so mission accomplished.

[@zebraflavoured]

Hahaha, I did enjoy the "fallling down to the centipede and immediately getting eaten", I'm so sorry Luke 😅

[@k-sherry]

These videos are the highlight of my week. Mondays are always busy however, I always forget luke uploads them and its most definitely a welcome suprise

[@MrFutago87]

26:51 That little moment is totally wallpaper worthy.

[@MrFutago87]

The invincible mushroom man ist what the butt of the dragon that stays behind after you kill it got randomized into.

[@gsesquire3441]

Yeah, the butt has a hitbox but cannot take damage. Hence invincible mushroom lol

[@MusicIsRapture]

You're doing really well with this and it's currently the most entertaining thing on KZbin. I have to say with all of your singing and songs you make up, I'm very interested in what your musical tastes are. I love hearing a new band with a huge back catalogue to listen to. It's one of my greatest joys in life besides watching you make your way through this playthrough. The Birthday Massacre and Ghost are two of my favorite bands right now.

[@jamesjwr]

I relate so hard to the useless, immovable mushroom

[@mckaywalters2748]

Dragon butt mushroom, the bane of any randomized seed

[@rocketrooster2410]

Caw Caw, your Uber is here.

[@knowlessman]

"Maybe they'll all get caught on the door again" *enemies form an orderly line and charge right through* was NOT expecting the Phalanx to be that messed up 'XD three knights! three black knights! also, am curious if jump attacking the T-posed mushroom would have any notable effect? it's standing in place of the dragon butt that's usually there, and power attacks make the dragon butt stand up because of complicated stuff involving "throws" and special animations (Zullie the Witch has an excellent video on it), but I guess it probably doesn't make the enemy any more susceptible to damage or knockback

[@timelessnugget]

Thanks again for getting me into these games.

[@anthonybowman3423]

The first achievement boss kill achievement Luke has gotten here is for killing Priscilla. That means he's killed every other boss, potentially multiple times. But the man has never killed Priscilla. He's a man of standards.

[@TheGreatHoopla]

I mean, not every video is gonna be a winner. But still good to see a video this week. Look forward to them every Monday, keep up the great work

[@sywrexile3078]

Oh hey! I remember that gravity thing doing it's work.... What a classic prankster.

[@MrPJParker1]

Luke's face at 11:14 is priceless!

[@katfromthekong414]

Luke: "At some point you must cut me some slack, darksouls!" Me: You HAVE played darksouls before, no?

[@Nymfaelar]

Maybe the mushroom was the tail? It might explain why you got no souls, and it had no real health bar.

[@Madtaz2028]

Perfect ending to an awesome episode

[@sethneville]

"It's one of those evil cats!" Bro, gonna need to be a LOT more specific. That could mean literally any cat.

[@stefanweigl6438]

The velka crow is so cute!!

[@ratwayresident]

sticking a spear nearly the length of the pig's body up its butt is certainly something luke did in this episode

[@scottneil1187]

That 'curl up like a ball' at the start sounded like Mr Susan from Mighty boosh!.

[@willytao2618]

don't complain about the knights and dogs trying to kill you Luke, you heartless man, you killed poor Priscilla, you reap what you sow, F for Priscilla...

[@amagicalduck155]

It's real weird that Priscilla wasn't randomised. I expected the game to swap in another boss when you hit her

[@RubbaNoze]

The staring each other 11:18 killed me xD

[@gak9319]

🎶Me and the dark Lord Cthulhu, sharing adventures and smiles...🎶😄

[@MikesPortugal-zm4oy]

Phalanx randomizer just as hardcore as expected, tunnels were chill though lovely watch as always

[@GeneralNickles]

I can't wait to see how the 4 kings fight is gonna play out. 1 boss? 4 bosses? 4 different bosses? 1 boss 4 times? The world may never know.

[@michaelwebster5967]

Centipede Demon looks way cool when half the screen isn’t overexposed lava.

[@iainperkins2085]

Didn't expect such quality ASMR this time

[@devin5201]

All the guards of Anor Londo went to the Ariamis Ski Resort for their vacation.

[@crispygoth]

13:11 real treat... unspeakable Eldritch horror... Potato, potato.

[@BaWitda]

I'm pretty sure you can't actually warp out of the Painted World. I think even if you have the Lord Vessel, you have to leave it via the boss arena. If you try, it says you're blocked off, even if Priscilla is already dead.

[@tino9718]

Someday there needs to be "I tell you what" merch.

[@rban1999]

I think the invincible small mushroom man replaced the immobile dragon butt that's normally supposed to be there, lol.

[@Mistwolfss]

37:40 when the cats away the dog ... dies faster

[@absolutely_entirelyforHimalone]

That giant mushroom in the basement reminded me of Mr. X in RE. Just as unnerving. 😱

[@jerrygonzalez4178]

FOREVER hyped for these videos lol

[@ishura19]

"I've gone home, and found a peculiar doll." So a jail cell is home. Luke is Cody Travers in disguise?

[@MalfisByMidnight]

I'm probably showing my age here, but when you had the pose with you and Invincible Mushroom Man, I just wish you'd put in The Odd Couple theme song.

[@SvenElven]

I feel like Luke is constantly overestimating knight-type enemies and underestimating mushrooms!

[@TsiolkovskySportingLocks]

Ceasless discharge? Doesn't penicillin clear that right up?

[@gothmissstress]

A joke old as time 😂

[@benedictbm7852]

Oh boy, Monday has rolled around again! Gather round children, papa westaway is continuing his plight

[@stevenharper9108]

Luke out here murdering the peaceful bosses, but Sif somehow gets a pass cause dogs are special.

[@SolaScientia]

I think the dogs have some of the longest aggro range of all the enemies in all their Souls games (and Sekiro). The knights have pretty long ranges as well. Well, the animals, like the bears, lobsters, and crabs, in Elden Ring have pretty long aggro ranges as well, especially the damn bears. I aggroed a giant rune bear in Liurnia, because I wasn't expected one to be there guarding an item (like, legit didn't even see the bear) and the stupid thing chased me into the lake and continued chasing me (I was on Torrent, btw) until it killed me. I happily wrote those runes off and went somewhere else. It's funny to turn around and watch them leave when they've decided to stop being so territorial. I love the weird immortal mushroom at the end. Randomizers really are so weird.

[@Lionheart-tu4zs]

Luke "I wish everything wasn't sorted of shuddering and moaning" Dark Souls "Be careful what you wish for" 😂

[@BigFriendlyGeek]

2:18 As always, gravity is the true Dark Souls.

[@gaiatrixgames]

45:30 you can't kill the mushroom because it's the dragons back end which doesn't take damage 😂

[@RainbowTheSnail]

You should play In Sound Mind🌸💗🌸

[@whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660]

I love the lore of the randomizer. Who is this immortal mushroom, and what price did he pay for his infinite breadth of life?

[@Daedalus1010]

My favourite part of the week is here!

[@MrAndrew231190]

You were lucky Priscilla wasn't a boss that was too hard to kill, as you can't lordvessel out of the Painted World! The only way to leave is jumping off the edge behind her without agro'ing her, or if you've agro'd Priscilla, you HAVE to kill her or you die jumping off the edge!

[@CraigJudd]

Yeah, was going to say this - my heart was in my mouth when he started hitting her in case it turned out to be Nito or Gwyn or something! "It's OK, I can just teleport out" - *has flashbacks to getting stuck in the Painted World on my first playthrough because I didn't find the cellar mechanism*

[@evillordbeerus2455]

No, Luke, don't cut the slack, its a trick. The slack is your throat skin, don't do it.

[@vacuumdiagram]

It's alright Luke -at the end, you were just making room for the mushrooms!

[@AsciiSmoke]

Great episode Luke. Somehow the weird ending made it even better 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

[@InertiaCreeps]

43:01 I know I’m a broken record but … maybe shoot it with a bow or throw hot flaming fireballs of fire at it for funsies!?

[@Zoso14892]

I heard that growl around 15:00 and whipped round in my game looking for the enemy. I'm playing Powerwash Simulator... The Fromsoft trauma is real.

[@gothmissstress]

😂😂😂

[@tommyeliassen2071]

When I played this part I actually got Priscilla in place of the zombie dragon, so it was like she stepped out of her arena and came to fight me early. Interestingly the snow outside the arena also shows where she is when she’s invisible. Also, I got Seath instead of Priscilla in her actual arena.

[@nickdejager8873]

I think the weird phantom mushroom is the back part of the undead dragon.

[@TheBananaBox]

Fun Fact: When I was playing Dark Souls for the first time on a voice chat with my friends, they said the Chaos Eater (the thing at 13:02) gave off the same vibes as me. I don't remember why but I agreed.

[@barbararowley6077]

Evil cat looks like a binturong (apologies if that the millionth time that’s been mentioned - first time I’ve seen evil cat since I’ve often listened to various play throughs whilst doing other things). I’m so sorry poor Priscilla had to die again, but at least Luke got to spare Sif. Invulnerable inert mushroom is a nice ending!

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

I feel like cocaine dog needs his own backstory.

[@MSte21]

Poor Priscilla, forever hounded by Luke. I think she wasn't randomized because she counts as an unique NPC you can interact with, and I guess aggroing her doesn't count any differently than, say, aggroing the Crestfallen Knight or Andre.