{YTP} ~ Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan

[@viator_j]

Finally, the Chef Jonathan Lonathan Powerathan Hourathan is here

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

and now we need a dvd set of this masterpiece.

[@Danominator]

Or, the alternative title: The Johnathan Paul Power LawL

[@scoob6505]

@@Danominator The Johnathan Lonathan Triathlonathan

[@ozymandiasuncia4919]

The Johnathan Lonathan Marathonathan

[@cheetosugar695]

Jonathan Lonathan will be right back after these commercial worcials.

[@averagewhiteguy2]

"This is cheese. Cheese is stored in the... I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Nevermind." Extremely underrated joke. LMAO

[@MrBeardsley]

“And the carbon dioxide gets trapped.” [Admiral Akbar appears] “It’s a- fill in the blank.”

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

OMG i didn't get it until now

[@pengil3]

BALLS! CHEESE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!

[@misanthrophex]

I don't get it :( wait, it's the stored in the balls joke? I actually thought so hah

[@verzeda]

StOOOORED in the BaaLLSSLLaaB

[@KBY30]

“This is a pretty typical example of nothing” is one of my favorite jokes of all time

[@governor_explosion]

It’s tied with the equal but opposing energy of “Something something something” “SPECIFY!” from Woods.

[@Faithpop98]

Then it cut straight to "Let's turn on the oven." Makes it even funnier

[@thegoodgeneral]

It just has so many applications in real life.

[@nickfoster6014]

Same

[@scarymeunster9095]

_The Johnathan Lonathan Anthologan : The 5 Ws of Food_ *_In Theaters Eventually_*

[@AlwaysCooodooolu6]

Or more accurately, _The 6 Ws and 1 H of Food_

[@Circuitssmith]

It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that. It’ll be out when it’s out. But great work ethic.

[@noisepuppet]

Who What Wet Warm Wetter Water

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

​@@noisepuppetWhey, When, Whet, Why, and sometimes Yeet.

[@Hunteriffic86]

And put

[@ob2kenobi388]

The perfect video to watch while having a meal made up of gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!

[@eeveemaster2206]

how are you eating every food

[@High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug]

nah, I'll muffin't

[@MakusinMeringue]

Good food

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@eeveemaster2206 With my mouth! :D

[@AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk]

Serve with cornflakes, bacon, eggs, latkes, pizzadillas, and spanakopita... SPANAKOPITA!!

[@aspzx]

"Emotion" as he slices through thin air is incredible

[@finsterhund]

"all you have to do is pull out a cup to get a sippy" entered my lexicon and refused to leave. I say it almost every day.

[@SJHartsfield]

same same same

[@ghostprojekt]

Hey man, if life gives you a cup you gotta pull it out and have a sippy.

[@lucianite0]

For me that's "Luke cold" and "Kalamata Halamata Olives"

[@Tirgo69]

Every time I see soup in any context I'm reminded of Wow! It's Made 3 "soup, soup, just eat the contents"

[@ShinMajin]

For me, it's, "Oh no! It's food. No one needs to know."

[@d-floe]

Canon entries implies the existence of Chef Jonathan Lonathan AU videos and Fanfics

[@DaThings]

"Jon Locke Feeds the Emo Eaters" from 2012 and "The Leftovers" on DaThings2 are not canon

[@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280]

​@@DaThingsWe'll see.. about THAT!

[@UsagiNintendoGirl]

I mean, didn't Captpan6 make a Jonathan Lonathan YTP? that'd be Jonathan Lonathan fanfiction.

[@dylanpriest5742]

​​@@DaThings The Swedish Chef, from the American TV series, "The Muppet Show" made a cameo appearance at 5:11. And at 5:18, the dark chocolate chips on the pancake turned into Bubbles from the Cartoon Network TV show, "The PowerPuff Girls".

[@silvershortsword]

The Jonathan Lonathan extended cinematic universe

[@shawnomancy]

I literally bought an Infomaniac LEGO minifig (at considerable expense ...) to put on our knicknack shelf because my partner and I kept saying "I did not put" "whoops, you have to put" to each other after watching the original vids.

[@shawnomancy]

Also “screggs” is now the standard term in our household

[@santa_with_a_gun]

but do you randomly reverse words (skillet = skiks, bomb = bob)

[@ernestcruz6316]

"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Now that's heavy man. Thanks for reposting your magnum opus. Praise Jonathan Lonathan, the man who took two turntables and a microphone and taught us to food, whilst making broccoli disappear in a microwave oven.. Nevoven.

[@MakusinMeringue]

I have been saying "frerf bread" a lot over these past few years, thank you for reminding me that Jonathan Lonathan taught me that.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

And I’ve been saying “little bit bittle bit bidibidibidibit bitter”

[@smooshpopper2]

12:32 Rain Salad still kills me whenever i think about it, please just call it rain salad

[@Bloodletter8]

Just please call it a rain salad. There's no reason not to for the love of god

[@vistagreat9994]

@@Bloodletter8 Add in 2 cups of water, and there you go.

[@itsvondell]

"cheese is stored in the ... I'm not gonna say it" still gets me every time

[@LakeFX]

6:44 I want this played at my funeral with ZERO explanantion

[@panicathedogpark]

“The only thing we have to food is food itself” Such a perfect wrap up for such a legendary series. Love you, Chef Jonathan Lonathan ❤️

[@keysmash_roa]

Incidentally it's also my favourite Oingo Boingo song

[@aaronsegal6052]

Oh no! It's Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan. Nobody has to know...

[@MrBeardsley]

I got 20 minutes into this before realizing I forgot to turn the captions on, had to start over.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Yup, I'm with you, the captions *_are a must_* and genuinely add to the experience!

[@GryphinHusky]

The fact that it's titled (Full Series) makes me sad. The Food Series is one of my favorite long-running YTP series from you. I know there's probably no more Johnathan Lonathan content to use, but I still yearned to see more.

[@jdubelijah2385]

Toriyama also thought dragon ball was over at the end of the original manga, maybe this is just the beginning /sar

[@Danominator]

I've been debating on who to food for months, thank you for this comprehensive guide

[@jonasnygren7230]

But did you think about whether to food?

[@marcoamazo]

Or maybe even why the food

[@CalebTibster]

With how long this is, I’m tempted to download it and listen to it like an audiobook. I might even subject my brother to it, since I’m going on a long road trip with him soon.

[@CalebTibster]

@Dr.QuarexYeah, doing it would mean missing out on the visual gags, which are a lot of the fun in YTPs. Doing it is a lot funnier in concept than it would be in practice.

[@JrIcify]

You could download it as a video. I'm pretty sure every video playing app on phones lets you lock the screen and just listen.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Once I found out that DaThings creates subtitles for all the videos, I make sure to always have them on as I find that they truly *enhance* the experience. So if you do subject your brother to it, I say make him watch it with the subtitles on so he gets the full intended lawl experience. 😊 (it also kind of distracts from the obvious scene cuts)

[@AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk]

Finally... the sequel to Whether to Food that we've all been waiting for... Definitely to Food!!

[@fen4554]

"i'm actually a mediteraa-raia-aian salad dressin-" "Shhh"

[@KhanadaRhodes]

i will forever refer to water that's just slightly cooler than tepid water as lukecold water.

[@TrueMarble64]

I watched the entirety of this with my dad, and when My dad was giving me cucumbers, Johnathan Lonathan was saying "Cute Little Cukes." and Coincidentally, He was serving me that and we both laughed at how he gave me what Johnathan Lonathan was saying. I'll never forget that moment. (Yay! He predicted the future.)

[@facepur]

This series was one of your best, but I really appreciated that added dedication to Rick. It sent me searching down a rabbit hole that took me to his obituary page, where even Jonathan had left a note talking about his lifelong friendship from when they both met at 19. Those two are certainly deserving to be immortalized in the best way, as a DaThings YTP.

[@Pigmedog]

random thing but as a person with hypersensitivity i really appreciate the use of the muted beep sound, makes it much easier to watch. keep up the good work as usual

[@biggestastiest]

it really is so nice

[@erik_moenart]

18:44 I so appreciate that for the fire alarm you used the proper code 3 temporal signal. It’s the small things that count and you nailed it. Also, I now know when to food thanks to you.

[@AlexW5354]

The captions being correct makes it soooo much funnier. Love it

[@saint_lewis]

Ah yes, the series that has introduced such phrases into my everyday vocab as “Hold Up, I’m Confoodsed” and “Cinnamoninamon”

[@zestyaardvarks]

"The only thing we have to food is food itself." Clearly a sentence never before used.

[@dannyatwell5250]

I'm going through a really tough breakup and this video helped me laugh out loud. Thanks Jonathon Lonathon

[@NONOOBZ4EVR]

I long for Lonathan

[@NONOOBZ4EVR]

wait

[@huskobusko]

_longathan_

[@hobo-lu-knight]

Continually glad that DaThings puts subtitles on these, my APD ass would NOT understand it otherwise.

[@Tommynyp33]

Timers to measure time, "thermometers to measure thermomets and mometers to measure mom and measuring containers to measure measurements" 😂😂😂

[@vulpesaustralis1452]

I love how terse he is when he says the last part😂

[@gnbman]

The deadpan delivery of ridiculous sentence-mixed lines is incredible.

[@VioletIsOnTheNets]

not a minute in and "flour... NOT ALWAYS." still gets me

[@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283]

Sometimes, Chef Jonathan Lonathan is vaguely threatening, it spices up his cooking show. Five stars!

[@Bauter87]

I got hit real hard with "I'm Alaskan *shorts out*" made me laugh waaay too hard

[@SynestriaVI]

i'm so glad i'm not the only one

[@gutterbaby8382]

Jonathan Lonathan has taught me everything I know.

[@theLOSTpassenger_]

I lost it at 38:18 - “You don’t want to be like this guy. Really, really, really, really, really, you don’t.”

[@prof4443]

It’s a great day for Jonathans and Lonathans everywhere.

[@wilsonsecaur1015]

Now that's what I call cinema

[@SkyRune83]

34:23 - Most important lesson of all: Remember this Jelly Donut, because YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK...

[@wandererscoda]

Did I rewatch this series just a couple of weeks ago? Yes. Will I be watching this entire video? Also yes

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Wait, is TODAY the official Chef Johnathan Lonathan Day, and *that's* why we got this "______ to Foods" video?! 😮

[@The_CretinCreature]

Thank you dathings for being dedicated to your work, raising a generation and never being a creep

[@SonOfaChipwich]

Jonathan Lonathan Marathonathan

[@alyssahorton2762]

The amount of times I quote Chef Jonathan Lonathan through out the day, is obscene. Thank you for making my day to day vocabulary a giant pile of (KZbin) Poop :^D

[@KorenLesthe]

What kind of DOOF makes a YTP FOOD compilation ? The obvious answer is a powerful Yes.

[@personnel5757]

I have awaited the return of Chef Jonathan Lonathan :D Thanks DaThings!

[@BeardyGit89]

I hope we get a new Wow It's Made soon. Those things are some of the best videos ever uploaded to KZbin.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

This is one of my fav DaThings series, and is one of the first that I binged once stumbling upon the channel! 🤘 It resulted in lots of laughs! Not just by me, but by my mom as well, as we listened to a couple while stuck in road construction traffic last summer 😁♥️

[@StiaanyBoy]

HaH, Yeet.

[@SJHartsfield]

Delicious. Finally some good fucking FooF

[@darkychao]

23:14 "extremely virtually" this joke still kills the hell out of me no matter how many times I've heard it.

[@dominikschneeweihs9538]

OMG Thank you!! This is my favourite YTP to fall asleep to!

[@TTFNG063]

I couldn’t come up with a good Johnathan Lonathan joke so here’s a random quote: “Feta is a cheese.”

[@Yakal001]

Be scared of plain yogurt

[@dylanwalker9868]

I could cry I am so happy they’re all in one place

[@mpspenguin2]

Curiously, I had never heard of chef Jonathan Lonathan until this video. Until I noticed some striking editing choices I thought he was even a real person! Many thanks for the entertaining video.

[@pugsly6338]

My new favorite longform video on youtube.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I'm going to be updating this with some of my favorite lines because there's too many to remember by the end. But, I'm so far already cackling at the ingredient list consisting of "Olives and tomatoes" and then later, "REAL olives". What the heck then were the other olives?! 😂 Also on the ingredient list was specifically, "A family of four not-so-hungry people." Crap, I could only find a family of three not-so-hungry people. Can I make up the difference by adding more real olives? Aroundd 3:25, the bottle informing him, "I'm actually a Mediterranean salad dress--" all to get a "Shh..." and the lid quickly screwed back on to shut them up 😂😂 Next:"Want to know how to tell if a pear is ripe?" *Proceeds to violently bash the pear* 😅 "Did you know that four Americans will become born this year? And last year, this country died?" Deep...

[@DanielDan-rg9zw]

Jonathan is my favorite Lonathan, but he forgot the most important ingredient... a mammoth

[@DanielDan-rg9zw]

The word mixing is the best thing in a YTP and DaThings is nailing it! My chest hurts from laughing!

[@wahatda8944]

14:20 Final member? Are they dropping like flies?

[@TonyBMan]

Thanks DaThings! Now I can finally Food.

[@TheRoadtoJapan]

Thank you for blessing us 🙏 Will be marathoning this tonight and with my wife and kids in the future in our home theatre 😍✨

[@Roro_2338]

I'M FROM TEXAS YALL will live with me forever in my brain until the day I die

[@misanthrophex]

this is an absolute masterpiece, I can't get enough

[@ginpachi1]

Waow, I was going through the playlist recently anyway, another reason to rewatch my favorite series, thanks!

[@mothbazooka]

Your unique humor and personality shines through in your edits and that's why your videos are so lasting and special

[@natgrant1364]

This was absolutely brilliant, Ellie! Thanks for the laughs. :)

[@hollyfelis4197]

19:14 possibly one of the best visual gags of all time

[@96Grayman]

We don’t talk about pesto, no no no! 💃🕺💃🕺

[@juliuspleaser4675]

I hope chef Lonathan loves these, he seems like he would 🥹

[@Cowloverdude]

Is the Biden opacity thing a shout out to very tall bart? Lmao!!! Amazingly hilarious video, I absolutely lost it at the jalapeño joke

[@chilidog2469]

17:42 “To put or not to put, that is the question.” - Silliam Whakespear

[@DanteTorn]

I always wonder what the people in DaThings YTPs would if they saw them. I'd like to think they'd find it at least a little amusing.

[@smashwhammy]

i mean, some former Jeopardy contestants whose episodes got turned into the Jeopardy's Tooth series found them and commented on those videos

[@ABoyNamedCharlotte]

i'm so happy to see this. this has been my favorite YTP series of all time

[@NewjerseyFan]

I feel like this man is being held captive by DaThings. we need more food content from Jonathan Lonathan

[@peternicholas3719]

This comp is pure gold. In gonna watch this over and over for like a week lol

[@terabyte6903]

The jokes in this series felt a little bit bitter bit bittle bit bittle bittle bittle bit

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

I still think that “jalapeño fingernails” might be the single best bit of word mashup that any YTP has ever had

[@MaximumTheMokona]

I'm ready. I have my crying pan, and my Egg 2(tm), and I'm going to put.

[@cardfightersclash]

Nothing makes me uncontrollably laugh like the section of the guy drinking the boba tea😂

[@primrosevale1995]

"Finally, some good f**kin' food."

[@Fishpasta4]

'Oh no! It's food. Nobody has to know'

[@tuzikopalo]

this is the perfect thing to watch while I food

[@123cityperson]

the reset button and the blueberries poem always gets me

[@SilentNightBodomNight]

This shit hits different when you baked lmao

[@vulpesaustralis1452]

Could you see the pan squirrels?

[@HalfTimeLazer]

Your videos are all treasures

[@chilidog2469]

Where’s Jonathan Lonathan when you need him? I’m having trouble getting my hands on some luke cold water

[@labgrownhumanbrain]

perfect to watch while eating lunch!

[@artc1]

Dirk Chirclirt Chirps had me crying for an hour!!!😂😂😂

[@bendale7693]

Uhh... I've definitely watched this more than I should. I just said "When you have threeple..." in my English conversation class to my Japanese students. Maybe I should just go with it and tell them it's "real native English".

[@Seydaschu]

I still have to wonder if Chef Jonathan Locke is aware of all of these!~

[@silvershortsword]

having the clear/reset button just erase what was is the microwave is genius

[@alyxgraff9121]

Yes! A Johnathon Lonathan movie! I can't wait to watch this back to back with Shrek Re-told 2!

[@PaddletailPhilly]

Analogue horror comedy at its finest 👌

[@stickmaker10111]

Mixing adjective with nouns half and half has to be what makes me laugh the most

[@dum_potat]

YES!!!! YES!!!! FINALLY!!!! THE LONATHAN SAGA!!!!

[@fearanger1]

Hell yea... ingredience

[@lunameriweather7693]

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