Fun fact: cinco de mayo stands for five heaping spoons of mayonaisse.
@TheOverlordPepper3 жыл бұрын
What’s Cinco de Mayo? I’ve only ever heard of Five Heaping Spoons of Mayonnaise
@andrzejkarolak37663 жыл бұрын
@@TheOverlordPepper It is a mexican holiday that takes place on may 5th. People gather around enormous pot of mayo each holding huge spoon. Everyone brings some food and put five heaping spoons of mayo from this pot on the food they bring... sorry I need to go, I left my mayonaisse on the stove.
@kaelthunderhoof56193 жыл бұрын
Ah, so you won't die from four heaping spoons of mayo? That's great.
@OliveUploadsOnYT3 жыл бұрын
@@andrzejkarolak3766 I don’t think you got the joke
@xtato3 жыл бұрын
@@OliveUploadsOnYT i dont think you read what he wrote
@boxie2593 жыл бұрын
“He even has a line of barbecue sauce at Walmart” It’s just mayonnaise
@sapphinese3 жыл бұрын
And he snorts it like coke
@emperorninja19653 жыл бұрын
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@jaden48043 жыл бұрын
Its just mayo with brown food coloring
@blixx32723 жыл бұрын
he filled a cunh of barbeque sauce bottles with mayonnaise and sold it
@Peashooter1Fan3 жыл бұрын
Its just mayonnaise colored reddish-brown
@kaurii_35862 жыл бұрын
Jack wasn't making a Caesar salad, he was making a Seizure salad.
@Arnex19 Жыл бұрын
Ngl, that was a good pun.
@fbidumbbee Жыл бұрын
great seizure salad, batman!
@McLovin_2004 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@christian_aspen Жыл бұрын
Excellent 🫡
@seizuresalad1558 Жыл бұрын
You called?
@TheGheseExperience Жыл бұрын
Everybody laughs, but Jack Scalfoni is a pillar of a man. Here is somebody, that clearly, can not cook, and yet, is famous, and gets paid, and has his own sauce lib in Walmart, and lives a comfortable life doing exactly what he CAN’T do! That’s pure motivation to chase your dreams.
@alexanderfreeman3406 Жыл бұрын
He’s also had multiple strokes and has completely lost the use of his right arm.
@2shmoo Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderfreeman3406 you take the good with the bad 🤷♂️
@squid1481 Жыл бұрын
I do not think his sauces are sold in big stores anymore
@LongKami219 Жыл бұрын
No, Jack is a piece of shjt. This mf bragging about nearly choking his son to death in one of the podcast he's in
@gauismaximus595 Жыл бұрын
@@wesleypalmier2751 when Damm never knew that
@avicennaferdian4384 жыл бұрын
on second thought, how to basic isnt so bad.
@ponponpompon4 жыл бұрын
Yo don't come for how to basic
@cinnqminx4 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpompon yea he actually knows how to cook, but just eggs are a great additon
@richieC19993 жыл бұрын
@@cinnqminx indeed
@GamerboyAli3 жыл бұрын
They're brothers.
@goawayrayy3 жыл бұрын
Depends on what bad means. Bad person? Probably not. Bad at being funny? You bet.
@TheRuggedEchinda3 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing his homemade ice cream is just frozen scoops of mayonnaise.
@Clash8884yes3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sircuffington3 жыл бұрын
Just thinking about that makes me want to launch myself into the sun
@keylimetea3 жыл бұрын
With sugar
@andrewhoward52833 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@fissionabledolphin3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean *heaping* scoops of mayonnaise
@jarritosaddict85652 жыл бұрын
Jacks videos are remarkably professional, decent camera angles, mic could use some work but overall the experience is pleasant for the viewer. If the food was actually good he could potentially blossom as a channel.
@bigtitmaster Жыл бұрын
And some lighting
@fart63 Жыл бұрын
@@spokesperson_ he was literally bragging about how he was going to kill his son. Pretty frightening
@ReidGameX Жыл бұрын
Blossom?? This guy has been doing this shit for 15 years. I don't understand what his thought process is.
@FrankBullitt390 Жыл бұрын
Its a fake cooking show, like, infomercial level shit you use to see on TV at 4am. I would almost bet that is his background. He saw a need for a cooking show on youtube back in 2010 and went for it, with no cooking skills, but skills in the other areas, and it worked, then, not anymore. Look at his sub to view ratio.
@HungerGamesFan88 Жыл бұрын
epic meal time, but missing the essential ingredient: the collective understanding by both audience and creator that the content is just shitposting
@YarharhargMatey Жыл бұрын
7:21 when you said “oh it’s a chocolate-mayonnaise-cake” i thought you were joking…. i have no words for that.
@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken Жыл бұрын
I mean mayo is just eggs and oil which are ingredients needed for chocolate cake so it’s not that wild. I think there’s legitimate recipes that use mayo.
@gumbitoicic997711 ай бұрын
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenYeah, I remember seeing 3 ingredient pancakes and mayo was part of it. The pancakes looked pretty good too
@gearsmacker85982 ай бұрын
your eyes are poisoned with mayo, Mayo is everything and everyone, you live and die for Mayo
@yourfathersinferioritycomplexАй бұрын
Mayo is actually a super common ingredient in baking, makes cakes super moist
@KennyM229934 жыл бұрын
His bbq sauce is probably just mayo and brown food coloring
@Triggernlfrl4 жыл бұрын
or mayo and tree thea spoons of oregano
@HA-oo7fo4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jager three heaping spoons
@D0NCH33T04 жыл бұрын
Or pureed shit with a little red food coloring and some chicken juice
@absentisomnis86504 жыл бұрын
damn, they must have fit one of the jars right into the bottle somehow
@basicbitch71754 жыл бұрын
bbq sauce is actually made of mayo and brown sugar
@Person-lk1vs3 жыл бұрын
“wait, it’s all mayonnaise?” “always has been”
@sertave68503 жыл бұрын
*gunshots intensify*
@buurmanbuurman-59973 жыл бұрын
🔫 “always will be”
@velocitytime56153 жыл бұрын
Wait, it’s all shitty comments? *always has been*
@kalmah4563 жыл бұрын
Not funny, terrible attitude.
@buurmanbuurman-59973 жыл бұрын
Buhn Babinski that’s the joke
@julianparsons3027 Жыл бұрын
I love how at the end he says, "A little tough and dry." Wow, Jack. It's burnt and raw at the same time. And somehow tough and dry, even though it's bleeding profusely. You've done a great job selling yourself and culinary skills also.
@hendog5396 Жыл бұрын
that cinco de mayo thing is genuinely the most disgusting abomination I've laid my eyes on.
@robbieboydudeguy3 жыл бұрын
It’s impressive that he managed to make the meat start bleeding again.
@ohyeahnahui11213 жыл бұрын
It's not blood though
@crazyguyimacrazyguy59443 жыл бұрын
It's myoglobin
@robbieboydudeguy3 жыл бұрын
I’m aware, I was just making a joke because it *looked* like blood
@houstonbred39303 жыл бұрын
Crazy Guy , I'm a crazy guy ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW
@kertaspaper943 жыл бұрын
Seriously though what is that thing
@fellowstringcheese22963 жыл бұрын
“Anyone can cook!” “Well yeah that doesn’t mean everyone should”
@stupidbirb13683 жыл бұрын
That's a fat fact
@isdisgudnam3 жыл бұрын
True
@cookedricee3 жыл бұрын
This made me think of what the food critic in ratatouille said
@fellowstringcheese22963 жыл бұрын
@@cookedricee exactly, that’s what I’m referencing
@cookedricee3 жыл бұрын
@@fellowstringcheese2296 ah yes I see Sorry fellow commenter I am high
@Megacat81992 жыл бұрын
Step 1: go to the store and buy random things Step 2: add mayonnaise Step 3: mix it together and call it food
@j.d.46972 жыл бұрын
"I eat healthy, lots of salad" Salad = noodles swimming in mayonnaise
@sqeezyyy4 жыл бұрын
this has about the energy of a divorced dad who tries to keep his son to live with him
@sunnyvalejedi4 жыл бұрын
That's a beautifully tragic scene.
@SirLoLo4 жыл бұрын
That was my life for awhile, but it was mainly burgers, pizza and beans
@SirLoLo4 жыл бұрын
But burgers with avocado and cream cheese turned out to be great
@latinospammer84414 жыл бұрын
@@SirLoLo damn man sorry to hear that
@ulysses12714 жыл бұрын
Well I mean this guy did almost strangled his son to death
@sianvictorialiu21144 жыл бұрын
this is like the "potion" that you made when you were 6
@Liam-yl7pq4 жыл бұрын
How relatable this was is shocking
@aki-lucky83454 жыл бұрын
What the fuck I wasn't even raised in a household where we had Harry potter or anything is this some weird childhood thing everyone does
@Giok84 жыл бұрын
I made a peanut butter pickle sandwich when I was 6 and it tasted alright, but I don’t think I put enough mayonnaise
@brocowsci4 жыл бұрын
@@aki-lucky8345 harry potter has nothing to do with it lol it's just about being a creative curious child
@aki-lucky83454 жыл бұрын
@@brocowsci I was saying we weren't allowed anything magic related so I didn't even know much about potions but still acted like I was making some. Sooo yeah it kinda does
@CatacombD2 жыл бұрын
His bean "salad" was literally just baked beans mixed with mayo.
@commitfelonyfeline Жыл бұрын
Bitches be calling ANYTHING cold a "salad"
@Livikyu2 жыл бұрын
As someone who hates mayonnaise this makes me feel physically sick. I genuinely had to look away
@hamhi98 Жыл бұрын
Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting
@allseeingirene Жыл бұрын
Omg Livvy! I think I saw your insta once, hope ur okay!
@punkydamonkey989 Жыл бұрын
mayo is just......rancid. thats all I can say. whoever came up with it probably was high
@heathenised Жыл бұрын
as someone who LOVES mayonnaise, this video also makes me physically sick lmao this man is a criminal actually 😭
@Notwoodcrawler Жыл бұрын
I hate mayo and beans so the first one made me physically ill
@stewie16063 жыл бұрын
jack: **drinks jar of mayonaise** "hmm that could've used some mayonaise"
@vaporfox1153 жыл бұрын
Jack:Where is the mayo? The thief in his house:Uhhhhhhhh.
@devinotero17983 жыл бұрын
Why tf was this so funny
@sgtketchup3 жыл бұрын
excuse me that’s mr. jakatak to you
@ryandippolito7053 жыл бұрын
jack cooking show foot mayo
@peasant5023 жыл бұрын
well you cant expect jack to be content after only drinking the equivalent of one heaping spoonful of mayonnaise.
@RustyShacklefordReal5 жыл бұрын
*Adds two heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise to a bag of jolly ranchers* BEHOLD, FRUIT SALAD
@maggiee6395 жыл бұрын
Dixie Boi you add jello mix and I’m pretty sure I saw that recipe in my grandmas cookbook.
@RustyShacklefordReal4 жыл бұрын
@The Curious Mind depends on whether or not you're the one eating it
@king_crimson17084 жыл бұрын
Fruit salad Yummy yummy
@maggiee6394 жыл бұрын
TheCrimsonMarowak STOP
@frenxxy52614 жыл бұрын
*2 shots of vodka*
@sirenhead58163 ай бұрын
Not just a terrible chef but also a child abuser who wouldve known
@MoGumbo_3 ай бұрын
cant forget he supports genocide too lol
@Ilivepuppys2 ай бұрын
he called his second son Jack Jr. not his first born son, so just that fact alone Garret was fucked, I would feel so unloved from the get go if my dad named my new baby brother Jack Jr. after him and I being older just got Garret, like even if you can say "maybe Mum named Garret and Jack wasn't around for the first son's birth" but even that seems sketchy and still shit to name the second son after you
@jerod.saibotАй бұрын
@@Ilivepuppys There could also be the possibility of: "Oh, I'm Jack and I have a second son now. I had months to think of a name but the only ones I could think of were "Garret too" and "Jack jr".
@fish47162 жыл бұрын
Jack, this was not what the doctor meant when he told you to eat more salads.
@kee73745 жыл бұрын
Imagine asking for tea and he just microwaves some Gatorade
@unknownxd81265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@StallionFernando5 жыл бұрын
With a heaping scoop of melted mayonnaise
@poser_disposer5 жыл бұрын
"one heaping scoop of mayonnaise or two?"
@DJLDJ1325 жыл бұрын
This is so good.
@kian82035 жыл бұрын
totally not an episode of the office
@boogie_brad3764 жыл бұрын
This guy is trying so hard to convince himself he’s healthy that he calls everything a salad.
@elderrusty5414 жыл бұрын
Boogie_Brad the macaroni salad is like the only thing he did right, every 1,000 recipes he does something sort of right
@Franchzap4 жыл бұрын
he just take a normal meal ant put in the refrigerator
@Franchzap4 жыл бұрын
wait it's NOT a normal meal
@ncrsm.4 жыл бұрын
@@brocowsci tf
@fellowinternetuser23014 жыл бұрын
@@brocowsci you wtf did I just read
@TehSkullKid2 ай бұрын
So this guy's story got more interesting as it went on. On a podcast a while back, he recalled a time where his teenage son was having rage issues (and drug issues too, marijuana), and "put his hands on his dad's wife." Not sure to what extent this violence went; it wasn't made clear. What Jack described in detail was how he grabbed his son, threw him to the floor, and started choking him out. He said he wanted to kill him, and didn't know if he would stop. This continued until his son's nose was bleeding, which made him stop. Jack expressed confusion why his son wouldn't fight back, thinking that it might have been out of fear, respect, or love. Later, Jack kicked his son out of the house and said he wasn't ever welcome back. He repeated several times on the podcast that he considered himself a great parent. The son was from Jack's first marriage, and I think it was implied some of the issues might have come from him moving back and forth between houses during the co-parenting. He said all of this with no hesitation, his wife in the room, and seemed to think it was an example of his stellar parenting. Later in that video he mentioned a time visiting a church where the pastor advocated "napalming the palestinians," and his response was "where do I sign up?" Kept laughing about it and expressed his admiration for the pastor. The podcast is "Sunday Evening Coffee" if you want to look it up.
@imafailedabortion143012 күн бұрын
Nah wtf is up w the cookingwithjack lore💀💀
@c1oudydo11s Жыл бұрын
those burgers we’re still BREATHING bro i did NOT need to see that LMFAO☹️
@snacktime24974 жыл бұрын
This man has dedicated his life to creating edible violations of the Geneva Convention
@yourfriend80524 жыл бұрын
The supreme chancellor of colon cancer
@gillianfleischer56204 жыл бұрын
I don’t even think it’s edible
@abot40293 жыл бұрын
@@gillianfleischer5620 Anything is edible if you add enough mayonnaise.
@whosjoe44893 жыл бұрын
The man look like he about to steal Woody
@thatguykoen25083 жыл бұрын
@@whosjoe4489 what are you trying to say here?
@changrcaterham57843 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that those aren’t table spoons, but serving spoons, each ‘heaping tablespoon’ is like 8 tablespoons
@theonionsystem77793 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell if he's not in the hospital from that then tf?
@weiwu14423 жыл бұрын
@@theonionsystem7779 he’s had multiple strokes and his videos now are just him on a mobility scooter narrating his wife smashing ingredients together
@shanewebb33413 жыл бұрын
@@weiwu1442 To be fair it could also be bad genetics aswell.
@shanewebb33413 жыл бұрын
@Ming Li Are you one of those science deniers?
@cheyennewoodard3853 жыл бұрын
Almost as bad as the person that added 5 teaspoons of liquid smoke to chicken
@CatacombD2 жыл бұрын
Y'know... the pineapple thing started looking like it could be a thing. ... and then he dumped a literal entire container of cool whip on it, and I was disgusted.
@calcium73799 ай бұрын
I find myself coming back and watching this video very regularly
@hails20653 жыл бұрын
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE MIXED JELLO AND AMERICAN CHEESE
@MoldySalami3 жыл бұрын
and cool whip
@nel_aced11253 жыл бұрын
Cream cheese too
@nocwyn3 жыл бұрын
Yum my favorite
@FestiveRocket3 жыл бұрын
I’m assuming you didn’t notice the Pineapple and Cheese. *WHICH IS JUST PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITHOUT THE SAUCE*
@Josh-jy6hg3 жыл бұрын
After seeing a morbidly obese child eat spoonfuls of "Miwacle weep" I've learned not to question what Americans do
@donvoltonus88984 жыл бұрын
"Hate Crime in a Pan" sounds like a Gordon Ramsay insult.
@shaunboyd30904 жыл бұрын
Don Voltonus I read your comment right when he said that...‘twas trippy indeed.
@trashghost23764 жыл бұрын
I would like this but the numbers of like is holy
@ComedicPause4 жыл бұрын
I mean look at iiiiiiit!!! IT'S FOOKING _RAW!_
@nightwarrior29494 жыл бұрын
*INDEED*
@Tallimme4 жыл бұрын
@@Goozero1 thanks mate. I sprayed all over my phone now.
@Grumbler9000 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Jack’s ancestors trace back to Jak the Mayo, a ferocious viking who celebrated his victory’s but downing multiple tubs of mayonnaise. He had a infamously short carrer as a viking, lack of modern day heart medication proved to be his down fall.
@Worm-revolver Жыл бұрын
You really don't want a ground beef burger to have any amount of blood in it. It's ok for a normal steak, but ground beef can be contaminated with salmonella.
@pimas11 Жыл бұрын
Well if your burger is pink inside that’s a whole different story and it’s also not blood, like getting a burger done medium I mean
@pimas11 Жыл бұрын
But his was straight up raw lmao
@andieallison6792 Жыл бұрын
It's not blood
@spamtong.spamton841610 ай бұрын
It's not blood. The juice is just water mixed with myoglobin, which is the protein that makes the meat red.
@naughtymelon67123 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between edible and eatable. His god-defying creations are neither.
@danielyoung75343 жыл бұрын
Im almost certain ive made these at a sleepover as dare foods ( you wimp outta a dare, you gotta eat the nasty shit)
@cookieconkle3 жыл бұрын
They are more like non-toxic
@ronpaulssecretary3 жыл бұрын
A piece of leather is eatable. A ball of hair is eatable.
@FestiveRocket3 жыл бұрын
I think you meant Edible and *Palatable*
@mrmoldi3 жыл бұрын
Can you physically eat it vs. can you mentally
@HiCaballo5 жыл бұрын
The Doctor told him he should try having more salads. This is the result.
@alaminkadir95435 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@Shinydrybones5 жыл бұрын
Doctor Now?
@Pennsylvania3435 жыл бұрын
He decided to go to Dr.Nick for a second opinion
@blizzlichd13385 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
@maxwell13644 жыл бұрын
Jack would pour cereal milk and oregano into a bowl and call it milk salad
@jordanloux38832 жыл бұрын
The tomato salad could be good. When I worked at a BBQ joint we had tomato avocado salad. But that was tomato, avocado and red onion mixed with the house salad dressing. It was good, but there was a lot more veg and a lot less oil... Edit: Also Mayo cake is actually pretty good, since it was a Great Depression meal people made when oil and eggs weren't available to a lot of people.
@Adnub Жыл бұрын
Even the tomato-macaroni salad isn't that bad. It's a pretty standard side-dish at any bbq party where I live. I don't think I have ever been to a bbq, professional or otherwise, where they don't serve a variation of that dish. Though usually it has chopped up hardboiled eggs, seasoning and ketchup mixed in as well. And a bit less mayo.
@cherishtheday2223 Жыл бұрын
That doesn’t make it good…
@thatcatalyst Жыл бұрын
That tomato salad is pretty common in Greece, although without the 2 tons of water and oregano. Tastes quite good too, even better if you add some feta cheese to it
@gameitornot3 ай бұрын
Come back 4 years later to talk about the drama!
@DetectiveNyx4 жыл бұрын
man this shit makes my diet of oreos and coffee look like im treating my body as a temple
@DetectiveNyx4 жыл бұрын
@電子レンジ泥棒 lol "go on dates"
@woebegoneclown4 жыл бұрын
I eat some terrible shit, but this is too far
@kevinboyle31044 жыл бұрын
He set the bar so low you can’t dig to it
@Dinesy164 жыл бұрын
Thank god, another person who is partial to a diet of oreos and coffee! 😅
@onion20984 жыл бұрын
@Samuel O'Connor its from an anime on crunchyroll called ジョー・ママ its easier to translate it on google first
@jollilolli76925 жыл бұрын
This guy is the adult version of all of us when we were 5 and threw some random sauces we found in the fridge into a huge bowl and called it a soup.
@charlie_mario62924 жыл бұрын
JolliLolliBackup one time I took orange juice, almonds, and salt and put it in a bucket. It was so salty that it started to wear away at the plastic
@jollilolli76924 жыл бұрын
@@charlie_mario6292 I once filled a glass of water with Sugar cubes to give to my Mom because I thought I had made a Soda
@jollilolli76924 жыл бұрын
@@charlie_mario6292 Also I didn't even know that was possible
@charlie_mario62924 жыл бұрын
JolliLolliBackup the acidity in the orange juice probably has to do something with it but it left some serious stains on the bucket
@maggiee6394 жыл бұрын
JolliLolliBackup I don’t know why but I’ve been laughing at this for the last minute and a half
@cacophonousantiquarian88033 ай бұрын
Here after he doxxed August
@jasonotto91263 ай бұрын
Really!?!?! He did? So he's subscribed to sniper wolf ay 😂
@natsudragneel2258 Жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how he took the fat out of the beans, only to add an ungodly amount of fatty mayo
@Phickic3 жыл бұрын
Nothing says spanish food like americain cheese and pineapple.
@Reaconteur3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but this isn’t food this is a hate crime
@kingshadow_51293 жыл бұрын
@@Venom_76 but I did
@topherflynn37623 жыл бұрын
@@Venom_76 and now you’ve been ratioed, how do you feel?
@TooMuchSascha3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that part wasn't the Cinco De Mayo video, it was the Party Cheese Salad video
@Youngboyfan420693 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the cool whip
@ItachiYGO5 жыл бұрын
he was making a chocolate cake then it somehow came out as a chunk of meat pretty impressive if you ask me.
@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm66715 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay's shitting himself rn.
@crimbonimylimboni7065 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought Critikal decided to swap to a burger recipe without saying anything.
@buddyguy47235 жыл бұрын
a half cooked chunk of ground salmonella
@Problematist5 жыл бұрын
It's the tablespoon heap of mayonnaise. I tell you, it makes the world of a difference.
@Yourmissingleftsock25 жыл бұрын
The thing is it wasn't even rare, IT WAS RAW. IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HE PUT IT ON THE PAN FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS AND TOOK IT OFF CALLING IT EDIBLE
@froststar2794 Жыл бұрын
every spoonful of mayonnaise activated my fight or flight reflexes
@destubae32712 жыл бұрын
It's like a mad scientist replaced every cell in a human victim with bacteria and gave him a kitchen and a camera
@SilkySmoothDude5 жыл бұрын
the chopped up cream cheese was actually frozen mayonnaise
@jhc24575 жыл бұрын
And the cool whip was just refrigerated mayonnaise
@andresvega91995 жыл бұрын
Disgusting, but my fatass would still eat it.
@kyanlee46885 жыл бұрын
Dads Homemade Clam Chowder how did you know
@SilkySmoothDude5 жыл бұрын
@@kyanlee4688 mayonnaise is the secret ingredient to my dad's homade clam chowder
@aztecshaytwitch42243 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that none of his salads have leaves.
@piotrek5s1702 жыл бұрын
yet all of the salads have at least 4 heaping spoonfulls of mayo
@aztecshaytwitch42242 жыл бұрын
@@piotrek5s170 That's a necessity
@iamerror65462 жыл бұрын
oregano tho doesnt make it healthy, but..
@Soulraven27352 жыл бұрын
I mean, there are many types of salad without greens in them
@stronk97602 жыл бұрын
Potato salad
@idk1751 Жыл бұрын
That food look like it was made at a middle school lunch table
@Michael-cw8nz Жыл бұрын
6:51 Hey look the tf2 logo
@oakkens2 ай бұрын
yoooo
@michaelkitchin96654 жыл бұрын
He's survived two strokes. Can't imagine how they came about.
@thestonedwolf31584 жыл бұрын
Seriously?
@michaelkitchin96654 жыл бұрын
@@thestonedwolf3158 Yep. Along with multiple bouts of salmonella. The way this man cooks Chicken and meat in general is ... ineffective.
@Wheresmy2404 жыл бұрын
Wow, it doesn't surprise me at all. I mean, I don't think you're supposed to eat ground beef like that, much less chicken or pork. Lol
@jimmypadilla34414 жыл бұрын
@@michaelkitchin9665 surprised he's not immune by now
@TheMarcusNyberg4 жыл бұрын
@@Wheresmy240 eating rare beef is a thing but with chicken you really need to be careful
@tratser91174 жыл бұрын
I’m fasting rn and this makes me not want to eat ever again
@Zyclon30004 жыл бұрын
ramadan?
@myralyra24044 жыл бұрын
same lmao you just don’t feel hungry anymore after watching his “cooking” vids
@treezen5224 жыл бұрын
Same with me. I don't have any anticipation I used to have whenever Iftar comes after I saw this videi
@LetsCopter4 жыл бұрын
Day 8 for me and Jack quickly killed my urge for Food
@Louis-gr4cz4 жыл бұрын
well, if you're fasting its probably best to watch this lol
@TheTaekwondoAcolyte Жыл бұрын
“Potion of Harming II”
@jackryan4313 Жыл бұрын
"How do you want your burger cooked" "Medium rare...but also raw"
@certifiedaoikisser62213 жыл бұрын
>removes small piece of fat as if it's a "no no" >adds 2 heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise
@theonionsystem77793 жыл бұрын
Also puts doritos (not the brand the actual doritos I think they're called) then covered it in cheese, more cheese, more cheese then put it in the oven, ruins it and adds sour cream on top thinks its delicious
@aaronbradley87013 жыл бұрын
When he goes to a restaurant his main is coleslaw with no veg and 2 heaping spoons a mayo on the side
@aoki63323 жыл бұрын
he actually made a macaroni salad whiteout milk and actual legume and if you remove the vinegar
@umbra8804 жыл бұрын
As a mexican, the cinco de mayo episode hurt me physically, mentally, and spiritually My man thought Cinco de Mayo meant 5 mayonnaise
@wilsoncardenas60344 жыл бұрын
Flying Shovel Mann me too
@wilsoncardenas60344 жыл бұрын
My abuela was turning in her grave
@michelletuband4 жыл бұрын
You still have the bruises?
@Saibellus4 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is that pineapple cream cheese jello nightmare supposed to be? is that a perversion of a real recipe or some custom nightmare fuel from a man who's only even been to taco bell?
@sameerpradosimmons82774 жыл бұрын
Same bro😂
@itsumayo2 жыл бұрын
When people say “living life on the edge”, they don’t mean nearly dying of food poisoning once a week.
@centurionmain343111 ай бұрын
this is literally the concoctions you and your friends would make during lunch in middle school
@kakokapolei1235 жыл бұрын
I would actually pay for Gordon Ramsay's commentary over this man's videos
@holythirteenx15 жыл бұрын
WTF ARE YOU DOING
@greatsage12885 жыл бұрын
KZbin Red show is Gordon just watching these videos lol
@M_RRR-tn6tk5 жыл бұрын
kakokapolei123 "THAT MAYONNAISE CAKE HAS MORE FAT IN IT THAN YOU"
@TonyMontana-zt8on5 жыл бұрын
The mayor of mayonnaise put mama june on blast with this shit
@courier6655 жыл бұрын
Please someone tweet this to him PLEASE
@montywoodside5 жыл бұрын
BEANS + MAYONNAISE; the salad of choice for real turbo men
@arintheseatsesh62425 жыл бұрын
yeehaw
@gene44385 жыл бұрын
It will create some turbo turds for sure 😂
@robotguy885 жыл бұрын
@@arintheseatsesh6242 hello brother
@thisguy97335 жыл бұрын
Question: is mayonnaise an instrument????
@soop5975 жыл бұрын
“Sorry mama, is only Boris”
@carbine7813 ай бұрын
I've always found Costco size mayonnaise to be ludicrously big but this is the first time I've seen someone who goes through the whole gallon size jar
@sianjones71672 жыл бұрын
The dry way you said 'of course, staples in salad' was hilarious. Of all the reactions to god awful cooking vids, yours are by far the best and funniest.
@ye97744 жыл бұрын
That meat at the end was probably the equivalent of going outside and biting a cow
@realhumanbean79154 жыл бұрын
YE With the cow being dipped in mayonnaise beforehand
@haunter69474 жыл бұрын
@@realhumanbean7915 and stuffed with butter
@zusiarosenthal46744 жыл бұрын
I swear I can still hear those patties mooing
@ye97744 жыл бұрын
Zusia Rosenthal 😂
@burnedtoast28834 жыл бұрын
@@realhumanbean7915 how does one dip a cow in mayonnaise. I'm actually curious.
@mokeycrusher86555 жыл бұрын
If he was a doctor he would put 3 heaping scoops of mayo in your iv bag
@theworstmaid5 жыл бұрын
at least four heaping scoops of mayonnaise
@billgatesaf95424 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment
@JohnGannucci4 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@dealeroffate69044 жыл бұрын
If he was an actual doctor, I really think he would add three heaping injections of plasma during your transfusion. (Yes, I have henceforth dubbed plasma the mayonnaise of medicine)
@nyomixoxo4 жыл бұрын
just letting you know that your comment has 666 likes 👹
@elainehelmont46472 жыл бұрын
As a brazilian seeing someone put mayonaise on beans makes me want to die. This should be punished with 100 years of jail.
@commitfelonyfeline Жыл бұрын
"Seeing someone put mayonnaise on beans makes we want to die" Fixed
@donmiller29082 жыл бұрын
He appeared in an episode of West Texas Investor's Club, a show that is similar to Shark Tank, but shot locally in Texas, wherein he fails at business and cooking. He also starts crying and giving an overly-sentimental speech when the investors accuse him of coming on the show just for the publicity.
@jjOnceAgain3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: He's actually an immortal god trying to poison himself to death by any means necessary, and failing
@Angel-rr2ow3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@cancerwoman76692 жыл бұрын
Eat some mayo
@TheShuckleNoob2 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now, he's also so benevolent that he's recording his attempts for others in the same situation.
@ammarsalim11852 жыл бұрын
F
@coffeboss22 жыл бұрын
But you cant say he is not trying the hardest possible
@conflickt31304 жыл бұрын
"You know what that is? It's fat." Picks out a tiny chunk of fat from the beans Proceeds to add a gallon of mayo to the beans...
@ocloud73894 жыл бұрын
Why couldn’t he just enjoy the baked beans by themselves, they are so good
@iamargrood72394 жыл бұрын
Ocloud The Evil eww what the fuck
@alexbertil27564 жыл бұрын
@@iamargrood7239 ew. How do you even eat this product designed to be eaten? Go back to reddit you arachnophobic subhuman.
@confusedaf11124 жыл бұрын
@@gabyottich7020 He's one fat cube away from death.
@SirPieRoyal4 жыл бұрын
AlexBertil subhuman cause he is afraid of spiders?
@someguy85212 жыл бұрын
This is me trying to discover potions in Skyrim
@mrmo45692 жыл бұрын
I physically recoiled every time he took out a heaping spoon of mayo
@gshnoozer25 жыл бұрын
"Heaping tablespoon of Mayo" is the new "Two shots of vodka"
@ViritoxWolf5 жыл бұрын
Truth lmao
@joyg955 жыл бұрын
Stop trying to make it happen it won't happen
@AmateurContendr5 жыл бұрын
"What's the matter pussy, you've never seen two shots of vodka before?" will always be the funniest thing ever.
@leinadyon5 жыл бұрын
More like two shots of Vinegar. Vodka is for pussies
@redum22775 жыл бұрын
Exactly😂😂
@CrxshedRxcks5 жыл бұрын
“How to make pancakes” *FIRST WE GET THE MAYONNAISE*
@kungflumaster54955 жыл бұрын
From my latest victim tied up in a basement Guess you could say he was jacked off
@calebmorris4985 жыл бұрын
T R A S H C A N then we add a gallon of Gatorade and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and pour vinegar on it
@infinitedeath45675 жыл бұрын
trash gang🖤
@CrxshedRxcks5 жыл бұрын
Redhot Pheonix 🖤
@8wing735 жыл бұрын
Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK
@gabrielhowes470210 ай бұрын
The transition from the mayonnaise cake to the burgers had me horrified for a second
@2manys3372 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy has a mayonnaise tab at his local grocery store, where during the month he takes mayonnaise and at the end of the month he pays for all of it in one go
@sydperkins40834 жыл бұрын
When he said “mayonnaise cake” I legit said “no” out loud. I am home alone
@sktrpozer97654 жыл бұрын
@Aiyaluna Yourke How does it taste? Me and my buddies wanna make it out of curiosity but it sounds like a food the Chinese use to torture prisoners
@jamesbrennan23244 жыл бұрын
Lo-fi Teen you’d be surprised it’s low key the secret ingredient in a lot of good cake recipes
@R__Jr4 жыл бұрын
My granny used to make it. That shit was fuckin 🔥🔥🔥
@eldritchinterface74814 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped
@KikiTheHobbit4 жыл бұрын
Lo-fi Teen Mayo is literally just eggs and oil. It’s no different than adding eggs and oil into the better seperately. Mayo’s used in a lot of recipes and you wouldn’t even know!
@ChunkeeNoodleSoup3 жыл бұрын
*takes out that one small bean of fat* *adds a tub of mayo* Good to see he's watching his caloric intake.
@jazmynes94743 жыл бұрын
Helth
@bleakmoonlight23863 жыл бұрын
@@jazmynes9474 halth indeed
@c.f.bellairs10553 жыл бұрын
@@CryoMythic ...Are you assuming it's common knowledge that the little nodule in pork and beans cans is the only pork in them? Cuz this is most certainly not a "No shit" moment
@domslitnigga3 жыл бұрын
@Blake r/mildlyintresting
@domslitnigga3 жыл бұрын
@@CryoMythic r/therewasanattempt
@aidansrc27244 ай бұрын
the stuff 8 year old me and my friends made combining our school lunches couldnt rival this
@melissalonla2 жыл бұрын
This man could create a weight gain meal plan entirely out of "salads".
@rumbei69442 жыл бұрын
imagine jack was your single parent and every night you where served his food after school
@williamhrivnak73452 жыл бұрын
Probably what happens there is the kid gets used to his dad’s food and then hates normal food and doesn’t understand why every house he gets invited to makes garbage.
@John-wb2kk2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think I'm going to call child services. He actually has a child.
@karateteacherpouredacidonmycar2 жыл бұрын
I would probably loose so much weight, I wouldn’t eat anything at home at all. His entire fridge is just shredded cheese, mayonnaise, and cream cheese.
@richardxia17202 жыл бұрын
I’d die of obesity and food poison
@patrickbertram68012 жыл бұрын
My 13th reason
@itsbrewsky55195 жыл бұрын
*mixes literally any combination of random ingredients together* "Now that's a good lookin salad!"
@dark6.6E-345 жыл бұрын
you sinned forgot the mayo
@itsbrewsky55195 жыл бұрын
@@dark6.6E-34 everybody already mentioned the mayo. I figured I'd mix it up
@dark6.6E-345 жыл бұрын
@@itsbrewsky5519 Thee shall not be forgotten
@itsbrewsky55195 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's fine
@princesspattycakeswm5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@jehovahsfitness31512 ай бұрын
His last names scalfani, his Italian ancestors are probably shrieking and writhing in their grave knowing this is what their generations of culinary arts are being reduced to for youtube revenue and internet points
@ayanotanabe5220 Жыл бұрын
Man.. imagine being invited over to this man’s house and preemptively he says it’s going to be “delicious” and you trust him waiting for the traditional standard of “deliciousness” as seen on TV not KZbin yet you see this on your plate and eager Jack staring at you waiting for you to take the first bite while it’s still piping hot, and you hesitate for a split second but can’t refuse bc he’s so honest and infectiously sincere. Lol
@godofhate41673 жыл бұрын
My roommate who makes nothing but air-fried frozen food, and microwaves avocados said "weird this guy usually makes good food" I physically recoiled from that statement
@loger_2floofyboogaloo2783 жыл бұрын
The hell is wrong with ur roommate?
@godofhate41673 жыл бұрын
@@loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Hes lazy thats what wrong with him.
@godofhate41673 жыл бұрын
@Haderowe Granie yes he also air fries hotdogs.
@image_not_uploaded3 жыл бұрын
@@godofhate4167 why the fuck would he microwave an avocado in the first place
@tanyaharmon67393 жыл бұрын
He is evolving backwards in culinary taste
@maxacorn4 жыл бұрын
"this guy's cooking is pure racism." "against what race?" "ALL OF THEM!"
@quemierdaqueseborre4 жыл бұрын
human race
@synt78244 жыл бұрын
human race
@theonlyrealgina4 жыл бұрын
human race
@benjamincharlin67704 жыл бұрын
Human race
@bigotedbybasting4 жыл бұрын
human race
@lightningslayer1002 жыл бұрын
How much mayonnaise do you want to put on your recipes?" Jack: "Yes!"
@phill37952 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video every once in a while and I'm amazed every time.
@janeisklar39234 жыл бұрын
this is how every European sees American cuisine, just mayo, oil, and grease
@renidere4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is where they got those ideas from...
@AD-ec3sm4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of American people would ever give them that crazy ass idea.
@janeisklar39234 жыл бұрын
@@memelorduwup6537 Europeans and Americans have literally the same race :D. I don't even hate America. But your food is extremely big. Americans are dying from obesity. I mean, if you're American can't you see what I mean?
@memelorduwup65374 жыл бұрын
ja ne is klar oh thank you for clearing that up, I didn’t know-
@save.theducks4 жыл бұрын
ja ne is klar i’d like to point out that the uk is in europe and they also have a large obesity rate. i’m thinking it’s the language not the culture
@Devo573 жыл бұрын
Normal salad: a balanced portion of lettuce, cabbage, carrots, Jack’s salad: exactly 8 sticks of butter, 17 hotdogs, 22 cans of baked beans, 3 AA batteries, 1 Lamborghini Aventador , and no fewer than 57 jars of mayonnaise topped with a teaspoon of salt
@argon25323 жыл бұрын
Top quality stuff right there. Much better than the nasty green stuff.
@dino48123 жыл бұрын
don't forget the jet propellent
@californium-25263 жыл бұрын
And a bunch of iPhones.
@rachelpurity13 жыл бұрын
Foa da T A N G
@citrusbitten84493 жыл бұрын
I don't know why the "3 AA batteries" was what got me to laugh.
@vaporishbell9572 жыл бұрын
Salad: protein with vegetables cabbage and sometimes spinach. Jacks salads: you wanna add the hole package of butter a golf ball a squirrel an m16 some nails and bullets 43 jars of mayonnaise 63 cups of cool whip and a teaspoon of salt and a Lamborghini
@freddyzorder58813 ай бұрын
Baked beans are the most disgusting food ever to me. I can’t even be in a room where people are earning them without gagging
@jasonotto91263 ай бұрын
Same. But eating not earning them 😂
@stewie16063 жыл бұрын
normal people on warm days: "i need a cold drink" jack on a warm day: "i need a cold jar of mayonaise"
@vaporfox1153 жыл бұрын
And his wife would like some cold cheese.
@vaporfox1153 жыл бұрын
Duh.
@ItsOnlyFaye3 жыл бұрын
Friday night dinner :D
@stewie16063 жыл бұрын
@@ItsOnlyFaye YESSS finally someone who gets the fucking joke, yess youre a real one such an elite show
@ItsOnlyFaye3 жыл бұрын
@@stewie1606 *shaloms away into the darkness*
@mrlboroughocho7863 жыл бұрын
I'm more shocked this guy has a BBQ sauce brand instead of mayonnaise brand
@reivaldoaurelio48953 жыл бұрын
it's probably mayonaise named barberque
@desmenjohnston76233 жыл бұрын
Brown mayo
@hexdweet26263 жыл бұрын
@@desmenjohnston7623 like my shit.
@chaddorris79473 жыл бұрын
Jack knows a good mayonnaise when he sees one. He would not dare tamper with the Best Foods mayonnaise
@iphonecinematography23953 жыл бұрын
Ingredients to his BBQ: -3 heaping spoons of mayonnaise -3 more healings spoons of mayonnaise -BBQ colored food coloring
@KDebnam97 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I am feeling inadequate as a human being I always come back to this video and It never fails to invigorate me and remind me that things could be worse 😂
@juniorcamacho6477 Жыл бұрын
I can tell he has been a chef since he was 1 year old.
@kerdoz89763 жыл бұрын
His hot sauce is probably just one jalapeno finely chopped with 3 heaping spoons of Mayo.
@onepieceofbbq63573 жыл бұрын
don't forget the white vinegar
@thekathal3 жыл бұрын
@@onepieceofbbq6357 and a litre of grease
@griefercreations94773 жыл бұрын
Four caps of white vinegar... 3.5 HEAPING tablespoons of Mayo.. and half a jar of oregano.. move over Gordon Ramsay. Can never have enough seasoning!
@weed17263 жыл бұрын
@@thekathal With 2 cups of sugar
@thekathal3 жыл бұрын
@@weed1726 and some lava for extra spice
@probablynotabigtoe94074 жыл бұрын
I've seen hospitals sell Jack's cook books in the gift shop... It's good for business
@brocowsci4 жыл бұрын
😏
@ExecutionerDan4 жыл бұрын
Are you joking? That should be illegal.
@rezandrarizkyirianto-19334 жыл бұрын
It's just...good business...
@wegonrunnitup67344 жыл бұрын
The hospital is the place you should be after eating from this guy
@shinydracovish19294 жыл бұрын
They prob get a lot of money from people getting heart attacks from eating gallons of mayonnaise
@igsryder Жыл бұрын
Send my regards to the chef
@Tyler-hk4wo2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the macaroni and mayo salad looks pretty good.