{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe MURDERS

Or, "Sir Hatch Cat as The Goopie"
Who dunnit? Who did it? Who committed the act? Who performed the action? Whom set a series of related scenarios into motion? Whomst made a decision which resulted in the manifestation of events which then proceeded to occur? Whomst'd've from the origin of their thoughts in the theoretical space went on to form a choice that caused an occurrence to transpire in the real world?
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[@DaThings]

Seeing double? I reuploaded the video because there were a lot of complaints of a high-pitched sound that was irritating some folks - I'm definitely getting older because I didn't hear it at first, but this version should be less hard-on-the-ears. Thanks

[@CaptainBlitz]

bro I heard nothing am I getting old too

[@Axel-wo6qu]

I thought it was funny, to be honest. Headphone users may disagree, idk.

[@Axel-wo6qu]

Nostalgic even

[@noisepuppet]

Could you come back in half an hour?

[@YellowDice]

I thought that was just from the source ya used but yeah its the pitched noise that old crt used to make heh.

[@bheemabachus5179]

Police have advised him not to murder

[@marcstutsman4861]

Swiper no Swiping!

[@Lucifersfursona]

Presidents talking to colonizers they’re enabling coded

[@CaptainPupu]

It's possible he was murdered by the murdered and killed tew

[@natgrant1364]

Good advice.

[@devinpaul9026]

Are they even out LOOKING for the other half of that poor, probably undead phonebooth?

[@billsmith30]

"I loved that man. He was a one." "Anything more?" "........Two."

[@W3R3W00F]

I LOST it at that part 😂

[@youtubedestroyedmylife309]

Also 3

[@IanSuffix]

Expert comedic timing on this gag.

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

Queen has high standards, what I can say?

[@lawncrow]

I was anticipating it and felt so satisfied when it happened!

[@StormBurnX]

"it's possible he was murdered by the murderer and killed, too." Poor guy.

[@zorokicksass60]

yeah real shame. the murderer just accidentally dropped the weapon of murder into his body. whats the odds that would happen?!

[@De19thKingJulion]

Wwwhoops

[@otaking3582]

Apparently, people die when they're killed.

[@zorokicksass60]

@@otaking3582 well, even if you would be killed, you wouldn't die

[@toppersundquist]

Snorted soup out my nose at that line.

[@theWeaverofTales]

"Awooga" caught me off guard

[@andro_king]

it sounded so natural

[@bachaddict]

women?

[@lancesmith8298]

I swear to you that DaThings has a bingo card on her monitor for things she hasn’t sentenced mixed yet, and every time the stars align she checks another one off

[@BBoy4040]

​​@@lancesmith8298The idea of them taking countless hours on every single video trying to get the person to say "Awooga" as natural as possible until this source video came along

[@SilvaWolf.]

3:25

[@jameschawsley2091]

"She was in horrendous condition, stabbed to death horrendously in her horrendous rented home" - BeryreB BlackWooW

[@DragonSoulMusic]

3:23 - the women? AwoOga. Truly profound, I agree wholeheartedly.

[@Jared_Wignall]

“But Tracy did die that night.” “That’s what the police say. I’m sure she wasn’t dead. Huh Ha!” *eats ice cream* “What do you mean?” *stops and smacks her lips* “Nothin.”

[@Pairoshuz]

5:02 "I don't like talking" *shuts door* She's just like me fr fr

[@maxnewellmz8025656]

The cat interview was hard hitting

[@marcuscenturian2152]

That cat really had some interesting insights.

[@lucianite0]

Blevidence Clevidence was my favorite kids show.

[@phygs]

right as I heard "the fps genre didn't exist" the original video didn't either

[@lazulazu2467]

5:22 i love how he calls her "woman beryl blackwood" like thats her title

[@ddavda100]

Don’t forget. Short for “Benadryl.”

[@IAmElectrospecter]

The subtitles are one of my favorite parts of your YTPs. Like, the level of care to identify a "bright synth sting" is just so good.

[@dashcamandy2242]

7:39 - "STOP THAT TAPE!" **Stop Tape appears** 🤣

[@jellywillreturn]

This is the strangest adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but far from the worst.

[@Jaxymann]

God damned Fish People, always coming over here and being stinkly!

[@rcbinchicken]

cultured

[@MCDexpo]

The fact that this is one of those VHS party games is pretty dope

[@mistermangoman69]

I was trying to figure out what this thing was

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I guess you're younger than Doom.

[@_Pigen]

You can't just slide an Ahoy edit in and not expect us wanting a full Ahoy edit!

[@SuperCaitball]

Seeing Ahoy's latest video show up in the middle of this one was certainly a mild jumpscare.

[@thehipponugget3287]

I love how the end credits scene sets up for the original series at the end with him discovering the shop. Perfect prequel

[@lucase.2546]

Please explain, I don't quite understand

[@Number1JettDawsonShrimp]

@@lucase.2546 I think they're referring to how the original "Eccentric Severe Tumors" YTPs were of a store's employee training videos

[@The_Gaba_Ghoul]

The Impact of Jenson continues to be felt

[@christybrown5384]

Glad that Dathings is keeping on brand.

[@SkylerBueckert]

"Police advised him _not_ to murder." Good advice I guess lmao

[@guy_th18]

4:58 "druggling" i love that reference so much lmfao

[@gabrielstrong7322]

What's the reference?

[@flizzycat]

​@@gabrielstrong7322some Donald trump YTP, "aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, juggling, druggling"

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I remember that one. Donald Trump's first 100 Durrs. "These arrests include aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, slobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more, roor."

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

What happened to my comment?

[@IvanOdintsoff]

The Doom tape segment was great and then I totally lost it when the guy asked who brought the tape so angrily at 7:40 🤣

[@JustKeener]

"The women? Awooga!" so true, shout-out to women

[@aaronharris1092]

5:17 I'm pretty sure the jury's still out on wether or not Jenson was killed. All I know is that he died immediately after being swallowed alive or blown up. (it's impossible to tell which.)

[@JonathanSicoli]

Which is a very popular lifestyle choice these days.

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed!

[@edslushie570]

*nearly* impossible

[@Temp3st60]

Wait, Jenson was killed? I thought he died! This is tragic.

[@pigpuke]

He was killed until he died.

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed! (I dont think it's anything to worry about...)

[@wonderlandeldemonanastasi]

People die when they are killed

[@TheBadBuffalo]

Older people can be very old, and they often die -Captain Rescue

[@ooooooooobaby23]

The murderer apparently dropped it in his body.

[@LendriMujina]

I know what genre Jean Valjean is: Fighting. (...I still can't believe a Les Mis fighting game is actually a thing.)

[@Seydaschu]

ARM JOE

[@spookhy699]

And I can't believe Josh found the murder weapon.

[@sprengar]

loving this addition to the Eccentric Severe Cinematic Universe

[@kin4386]

I really want that sundae that lady was eating.

[@bachaddict]

*spoon chewing intensifies*

[@governor_explosion]

I'm glad it's not just me. Anything with giant pieces of Oreo has my attention (even if I would have to ask Goemon's permission first, as he is the master of Oreos).

[@tehpanda64]

the "take out your coin and flip it" part had me in stitches

[@TheBIOSStar]

Holy crap the Ahoy pooping in there caught me off guard. Superbus!

[@themegjake4000]

Saying he can’t believe Josh found the murder weapon in as many ways as possible and the other guy just clearly not knowing how to deal with it is hilarious.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

By god, they really didn’t want their customers.

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

3:55 *ASK* *ME* *ABOUT* *MY* *FISSURE* 🤨

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You need more reactant

[@TellEmB290]

[@egcarbone2410]

I now feel even more confused and disoriented.

[@IvanOdintsoff]

Very informative explaining that "Blue's Clues" and "Blue's Clues & You" are different shows. PSA material right there.

[@alliepiper4772]

I'm just sitting here, enjoying a nice fresh YTP, and suddenly, without warning, RetroAhoy appears out of nowhere to talk me to sleep. My head is reeling.

[@lancesmith8298]

The entire bit around the two minute mark of rewording the same sentence is honestly one of my favorite bits you do. Most of them make sense, at least one of them would get me yelled at by my old English teacher for passive voice, and all of them tickle my brain ever so slightly.

[@cheetosugar695]

What happened with the rest of the video? I had to stop at the STOP TAPE sign.

[@tuzikopalo]

0:31 audio comprehension tests in foreign language classes be like

[@bartoscar]

LOL at "Paying the Ultimate Fisher Price"

[@Disguised_Cat]

Spin off to Eccentric Severe Tumors? Very welcomed.

[@TheBadBuffalo]

This could also double as a spinoff of Jenson’s Impact

[@lunabornegnr]

Nice to see an expansion to the Eccentric Severe Tumors cinematic universe. Banger vid.

[@i8dacookies890]

The Doom source that I feel like I just watched hit me at a thousand miles an hour

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

i love how DaThings mostly uses stuff only from the source material hate it when people who make YTP just spam effects and memes and shit she got it down to a science

[@bachaddict]

you may like noisepuppet and an heroic hippo too! language warning tho

[@AleesyaTheWarplaneGirl]

How about cs188?

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

@@AleesyaTheWarplaneGirl The only reason i like cs less is because there is less of a continuous story in each video. Imagining these silly scenes as real ones makes them ten times funnier.

[@johngavin1175]

​@@bachaddictNoisepuppet is awesome. I wish he would start pooping again!

[@SeppelSquirrel]

I appreciate a locally sourced Very Tall Bart from time to time.

[@mamero8140]

the blues clues (blues clues & you) bit was fantastic. "the women? awooga!" made me laugh so hard. im hope i can say "does your wife know your mind works like that?" to someone one day thats fucking gold. fantastic vid

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

"I don't like talking" I can relate, I don't like talking either.

[@picklepugg1626]

directly after he said "what's this about a shop" I got an instacart ad, made it 200 times better haha

[@Zombie81212]

"killed to death" is a classic line

[@ARCNSPUDS]

A certified STOP TAPE moment

[@MrBeardsley]

Sir Hatch Cat as “The Goopie” is one of those DaThings jokes that’ll live in my brain forever.

[@MothsAudioandVideos]

The censorship bee is a real VIB.

[@theWeaverofTales]

very important berson

[@lancesmith8298]

Yeah, a very important b[bee]ch

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

Very Important Bee.

[@Nicholastrainbecka]

Didn't expect fish to be such a huge plot device In this murder case

[@lucase.2546]

7:42 is the funniest thing I've seen this week

[@YellowDice]

I'm very upset sniper didn't say doom headshot.

[@cujoedaman]

"Who's dead this time?" Ahh, must be a CNN segment.

[@phlog1190]

The bit with Thai (? I'm pretty sure that's the Thai script but I'm a bit unsure) titles was something I didn't anticipate at all. Truly and honestly high-brow

[@RealManfish]

as a fish person this is my favorite KZbin poop quite stinkly

[@Seydaschu]

I actually just finished Return of the Obra Dinn. I pretty certain Jean Valjoj was speared by fish people before making a sandwich because he wore the same shoes as the ice cream lady who laughs in a french accent.

[@Seydaschu]

Meanwhile, that streamer is still not 100% certain who Dennis Oliver and Beryl Blackwood are after the final chapter, so they don't write it in their book and they can't hear me shouting at my screen.

[@bachaddict]

meanwhile ViV was battered by children and has sus

[@lucase.2546]

@@Seydaschu The pain is real. Real stinkly.

[@batcow3152]

7:27 is perfection. It’s so simple yet it’s so funny

[@handlesRdumb]

5:10 this is why we have wrong sounding Muppets

[@258thHiGuy]

I've been watching for almost three minutes before I realized that I think the news anchor is the same guy on the Eccentric severe tumors

[@Pigmedog]

3:28 USE THE SALT

[@ServingOthers99]

4:21 "I've got a nose" nice Pupin reference there

[@Amdor6]

The zoom in on the "mid 😎" - so simple but so good.

[@killingspies]

7:32 i screeched

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

At the billboard?

[@Santoryu90]

I can’t believe the victim was murdered by the murderer and killed too.

[@franythewolf]

"Detective, it seems the victims are suffering from a severe case of the murders."

[@aarondavis8943]

At first I thought this was from a very low grade show called _Stop Tape._

[@duckfilms3662]

Didn't expect the Ahoy edit lol

[@madamantium5547]

Also I applaud your restraint for not using a "rope, bombs, etc." CDI quote at 3:24

[@Gobblin_Goblin]

7:39 is my personal favorite bit.

[@TripleEye_Josh]

Something about this actor is just perfect for YTP. I guess the industry knew that too since somebody also got him to do that Rockwell Retro Encabulator meme.

[@jarydm87]

Sounds like him but the actor names in the original creidts dont match?

[@lazulazu2467]

this is one of your best, actually incredible sentence mixing and jokes

[@HUNT3RdotME]

"I'm Dennis Oliver." "And I'm Beryl Blackwood." "And I'm the weatherman." "AND I'M JAVERT!" 🎵

[@JonathanSicoli]

And I'm Matt.

[@SpyHunter89]

Missed opportunity to add "AND I'M JAVERT" at the end, especially considering there was a Jean Valjean reference earlier on. Still good though.

[@theChain120]

5:12 I don't know why but that mixed up chuckle got me

[@benwatson6729]

"She tells Fisher she'll dump fish in the sea, she doesn't, they fish. Tracey gets angry and picks up the fishy fish and kills her out of love." Well, that solved that case.

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

_Police have advised him not to murder_ He had a fair warning. How so very dare he choose to kill Josh to death??

[@IAmElectrospecter]

What is life really but a series of Revidences and Blevidences

[@Jaxymann]

6:30 - I did not expect an XboxAhoy reference in this YTP, but I’m so glad it exists

[@Lucifersfursona]

“So there ya have it. Two murders. Don’t look at both! :D” 4:06 does your wife know your mind works like that 4:34 does your wife know your mom 4:43 does your quote wife unquote know your girlfriend

[@Corn-Pop.]

Druggling is now my favorite word

[@lewatoaofair2522]

1:53 I don’t I laughed as hard over a Blue’s Clues sequitur since Sting did it on Jeopardy’s Tooth! 6:23 Okay, but this came out about 2 weeks ago. And you’re already pooping it!! That’s amazing!!

[@quartzofcourse]

The murderer apparently dropped it in his body

[@RickJoystick]

I have been watching your videos since I was in high school. Keep making more!

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I never watched You Tube Poop in high school. Did the high pitched squeaks bother you?

[@Jacobcherryhorror66]

6:05 lmaooo wtf😂😂😂

[@LombaxGrognak]

A treasure as always, keep up the good work ❤

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Who really died that day.

[@hamburg4034]

And who came back?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

.yay.

[@wynterwolfrose228]

Everyone 😔

[@danielalvesldiniz]

it's obvious! fish.

[@hughesbrownstudios4728]

5:09 SHE KILLED JENSON WE HAVE TO STOP HER!

[@remiremillard8419]

holy crap this is one of your best yet!

[@bobalinx8762]

Love your blink-and-you-miss-it gags!

[@CaptainBlitz]

*STOP TAPE*

[@rapidpig]

Could be the best yet. I thank you so much for doing this - I'm slow to belly laugh, but your gear leaves me helpless with laughter, whatever shite has ocurred during my day. I wish you were local and that we could go for a pint. Bravissima, you really are providing a mental health service, at least for one person. X

[@TungstenViper]

An Ahoy ytp was the last thing i expected in this video. Amazing

[@SoZettaSlow]

This is, as always, a true work of art.

[@JamieLucaFan01]

*STAPE*

[@AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk]

STAP TOPE

[@andro_king]

Surprise Ahoy appearance