"y'all met each other 2 damn weeks ago" 😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying
@ladyintrovert90968 жыл бұрын
"Whatchu gonna tell yo kids?" ha ha ha 😂
@bbrockRailFan8 жыл бұрын
My advise is concentrate on your studies, don't volunteer for that silly ass student leader bs. Make the best grades you can. Don't piss anyone off. Be as cool as you can to your classmates. When I was in I never paid much attention to the dormitory BS, I focused on the school house. Once I graduated, I was glad I did. I got my 5 level way early and my supervisor was super happy. Just focus on your studies and career. On the weekends I got with a couple of classmates and we would share a taxi ride to the mall so we could hit the theater, That was it.
@kjyoz7 жыл бұрын
I met my husband in tech school and we have been married for 23 years! We waited 5 months before taking the plunge. wait
@ARCHIEzzle8 жыл бұрын
just don't do it. Like what I tell to all brand new incoming IET soldiers.. Be prepared Mentally, Physically, Spirituality and Sexually..... Yes Sexually for abstinence.. Hold it for months and don't get in trouble
@joshuaspringer19253 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no. You should not be abstinent in tech school. Unless you literally can’t avoid marrying the first girl you sleep with. That’s half the fun in tech lmao.
@kelvinmann79933 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspringer1925 How would you ever even have sex if you can only see other in the common areas?
@joshuaspringer19253 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinmann7993 Hotel parties and parade grounds :P. You're only in blues and restricted to base for a relatively short period. You then phase out and can go off base out of class. Guessing army is similar, but depends on length of technical training.
@kelvinmann79933 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspringer1925 Oh cool. I was planning on just studying the entire time, but I guess I'll try it out
@joshuaspringer19253 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinmann7993 you're not studying 24/7. :)
@tabithaschultz63088 жыл бұрын
"Just try not to get married. Just try not to." XD XD XD
@RhiRhiCutey12357 жыл бұрын
Omg how can you get married within 62 days of knowing someone
@aewilliams117 жыл бұрын
"Whats her middle name?" had me laughing. "What you gonna tell your kids?" had me crying.
@zeuscyrisus8 жыл бұрын
60% of my flight got married in tech school >.>
@IanO37 жыл бұрын
zeuscyrisus Are you serious?
@darianricks20506 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@blazingocean42065 жыл бұрын
They thought they were gonna die or the girls wanted to get pregnant and get send home instead of deploy! 😂
@doicaretho68514 жыл бұрын
Dumbasses
@IluvAmerica4 жыл бұрын
zeuscyrisus dumb
@isk82488 жыл бұрын
from 2:46-3:20 you sound like a dad 😂
@Platano03118 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PhyliciaLyn8 жыл бұрын
But he was preaching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing
@wisejae8 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kenneth71187 жыл бұрын
Dead af 😂😂😂
@al0ndra7 жыл бұрын
rsw003 factssssss! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@beohoh8 жыл бұрын
I was like "bruh" within the first 5 seconds lol
@anthonyfrisina1808 жыл бұрын
security forces integrated dorms. so now you could have a male or female living next to you. and yes visits are aloud. but the door must be open.. yea that was hard to enforce...
@jonathanbkr28778 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Frisina lmao
@thecartier68 жыл бұрын
Do you like security forces
@anthonyfrisina1808 жыл бұрын
+thecartier6 i love it. it sent me to japan so im happy with it
@thecartier68 жыл бұрын
+Anthony Frisina did you put all overseas bases on your dream sheet?
@anthonyfrisina1808 жыл бұрын
nope. i had about 5 or 6 state side and 4 or 5 overseas
@samuelhopf98178 жыл бұрын
I am at Sheppard right now and everyone is getting married here, all for the wrong reasons. Even if it's ur girl from back home, don't just get married so she can tag along or for BAH. Being married is serious stuff, whether you think so or not. P.S. Don't have sex in the movie room, you'll get caught. We no longer have a door to any of the common areas because of that.
@butterflyb19968 жыл бұрын
Wow that's crazy... They really had to take the doors off lol
@DavidBarryOfficial8 жыл бұрын
When I was in Tech School at Lackland, a girl in my team got preggo in the common room and ended up marrying the airmen who exploded inside of her lol. Idk what happened to them, I wonder where they are today hmmm.
@alphajnitro00727 жыл бұрын
Dave Banner They were having sex in the common room? lol how did they not get caught?
@wisejae8 жыл бұрын
😂😂 this whole video should be seen by trainees 💯💯✊🏾🤔
@abbieamavi8 жыл бұрын
when talking to an advisor from an Aviation school, he actually asked me: "uhhh, you're not planning on getting married anytime are you..?" but THIS VIDEO was so funny, love it!!
@chescawest8 жыл бұрын
I literally died when you walked out of the camera. Lol... 😂😂😂😂
@thehomer59134 жыл бұрын
Wish I had this man's wisdom when I was his age. Don't give in to the urgency! You got your whole life to get it right, fall in love with the right person, plan a life together, etc. In the meantime, FOCUS on figuring out where you fit in, what you want to do with your spare time, and find someone that fits in with that. Better to be alone and occasionally feel lonely, than be with someone and ALWAYS feel lonely.
@NickTheWilliams8 жыл бұрын
Way too true... Sheppard's male to female ratio is like 70:1
@ZombiePilot78 жыл бұрын
I'm loving this video! It's perfect. My boyfriend is already at the joint operating base I'm going to after basic. I've known him for 7 years before this, though, so... I'm not ashamed of having a few months of tech school love! :)
@new_2_nature8498 жыл бұрын
Haha I love the sass from the beginning. It's so true though! Tech school love is real and it's only made worse by integrated dorms (fort Sam)
@adavis27866 жыл бұрын
"Cuz everybody smells like balls" lmao you the best bro!
@DMRCapitalHill8 жыл бұрын
Monday is when I go to the airforce office to talk about jobs. I've already been to Meps and taken my asvab. I'm almost done with this last semester of college too!
@DMRCapitalHill8 жыл бұрын
Thanks Rachel I'm actually joining the Navy the Air Force said my tattoos were too long for the policy which is soooo crazy because the navy extended there tattoo policy today! Lol the navy was my 2nd pick. I'm about to finish college so I'm excited . Do you have a Facebook Rachel
@DMRCapitalHill8 жыл бұрын
I see you have a destin video on your page I live in Panama City!
@raquelr87756 жыл бұрын
Daley Radford Are you coming in as a Officer since you are a College graduate? I am also interested(in the Air Force) and wondering how that would play out for me.
@PhyliciaLyn8 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard in the beginning. 💀💀💀💀 I leave may 17th. I'm ready to hurry up & get done. Cause I been stressing
@dallasanderson43508 жыл бұрын
I leave May 17th too! See you there!
@robinbowe64278 жыл бұрын
That's awesome.. I leave may 16. maybe I'll see you guys there. Good luck.
@PhyliciaLyn8 жыл бұрын
+Dallas Anderson see you there!!! 😁😁😁
@PhyliciaLyn8 жыл бұрын
+Ashley Roper see you there 😁😁
@jpm86817 жыл бұрын
Phylicia Lyn
@sarahtorres70188 жыл бұрын
😂 I can't get over how funny you are. Thanks for this upload because I was just thinking about this!
@Ponderosa3038 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!!! I'm laughing so hard right now. He just walks off screen. Like you are all riled up about this so I guess it's a serious problem! 😂 love the videos!!
@nancy134118 жыл бұрын
"Don't get married!" 😂👏🏼
@akcook8 жыл бұрын
Friend who basically convinced me to join said the same thing: do NOT get married in tech school. LoL 😂
@trininiela7 жыл бұрын
Bruh! The music stopped 😭😭😂😂 , the walk off & the "really" 😂😂💀💀
@rogerfehk10878 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ you are hillarious
@therelaxationstation52582 жыл бұрын
Tech school is a blast ! Just don’t get knocked up ! It’s one big party !! Rent out hotel rooms and have huge hotel parties !! 🤗🤗🤗🤗
@rachaelb9826 жыл бұрын
I'm in a long distance relationship and I plan on joining air force. My girl is understanding. Plus not seeing me isn't an issue anyways😂 we've been doing 'no communication testers' to see how long we can go without talking just to see if she can handle not talking to me when that time comes
@Jtheboss25168 жыл бұрын
lmaooo haha… I swear this happened all the time. I'll know better for the second time around hahah
@BarneysDuckyTie2 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud! “He was wearing ABU’s” LMAO
@AMSanders8 жыл бұрын
good video man! at Goodfellow, the girls and boys were in completely separate buildings, but that didn't stop those clowns from shacking up. out of all my flight sisters that got married out of tech school, I only know of one that is still with her husband. DON'T GET MARRIED!
@alexhelman8808 жыл бұрын
I am going into my 5th day of death by powerpoint and dude, guess what! Our dorms are integrated! my squadron was the first to do it. Don't worry bout me though. I'm already locked up, haha. Love the vids, brother!
@felipenaressi168 жыл бұрын
You're funny dude. Watching your videos make me feel a little better about going to AF BMT. Wish me luck.
@911Pranksters8 жыл бұрын
Like your closing statement. "don't get married" keep up those videos
@TheHacketts8183107 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha absolutely the most funny video you've ever done!
@ealiaskinney92198 жыл бұрын
This video had me weak lmaooooooo, definitely keep the comedy in your videos
@thehandsomenerd67198 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this was too funny..reminds me of my text school 😂😂😂
@icsandman42938 жыл бұрын
That disc sitting outside of its case is really bugging me...
@turtlepoweredgamer33393 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of yours lmaoooo.
@tommyrojas90555 жыл бұрын
“What’s her middle name?” 😂😂😂
@PrizePirate8 жыл бұрын
I got a crazy question for you that I can't find anywhere. I understand shaving facial hair, but what about body hair in general? Chest hair, back hair, pubes, etc. Is that allowed? I really don't want to become a gorilla after 7.5 weeks.
@WildBlueYonder8 жыл бұрын
+PrizePirate You can shave whatever you want. Will you have time? Not really. You'll only have time towards the end of BMT
@ZMG138 жыл бұрын
Well this video made my night lol. Lesson learned: Don't fuck up and marry side chick Lucy
@SamanthaNicole498 жыл бұрын
Coming from someone who actually experienced the tech school love, this is so true 😂
@notadafirenze8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 dude that's was so funny omg but thanks for making these videos I should be going to BMT very soon if I pass my ASVAB honestly can't wait!!!
@LegionFitness525 жыл бұрын
That's how it was in my techschool at Pensacola...tech school love was always funny to watch
@thundereagle978 жыл бұрын
Hilarious man! Still laughing at this one
@michaelgonzalez69086 жыл бұрын
Bro this video is hilarious everything on point 😂😂 keep the vids going
@OVERHERE-OVERHERE8 жыл бұрын
"Tech. School Love" you got this one Right...too many lonely,homesick Airman do silly things during tech school...like get married.
@bbrockRailFan8 жыл бұрын
I remember in 1985 a ton of us went over to the base theater to watch Rambo II and it got pretty rowdy. That was about the only time I had fun at the base.
@Herecomestheboom2228 жыл бұрын
The SARC briefings😂😂😂 gosh I hated those
@Shuteye8008 жыл бұрын
You are the best youtuber I have seen! I love it!
@jeremydillard18847 жыл бұрын
Man the beginning cracked me up😂😂😂
@BMGKee4 жыл бұрын
😂 3 years later this shit still funny
@ohscadet8 жыл бұрын
That rant was friggen hilarious 😂
@Alex_Faith8 жыл бұрын
Your a wise person @WildBlueYonder and you make a good point, hopefully I get picked for Special Forces because I want to be a CCT and if not then I want to do Security Forces or Maintenance. Anyways so what I want to say is that, one of the best things you can possibly have is self control, I have yet to go to BMT and become an Airman, and I know after that there's going to be alot of temptation and all that stuff in tech school (wherever they send me anyway) I just hope I find the right girl because I been played a couple times bro, not the best feeling in the world, it makes you feel like you failed at something to put yourself in a position to get played. So anyways just stay strong and keep on making these videos I really enjoy them, they help out alot. Oh and nice sweater, I'm a Levi's man myself haha!
@jamesburger49718 жыл бұрын
the thirst is real here at lackland but no one ever actually does anything we just ooh and aah over each other and post crap on yik yak
@dakkuri15 жыл бұрын
When I went though tech school the females stayed in a bldg far away from the males. Like a 5-10 min walk to the schoolhouse for the females.
@signedMIRRA8 жыл бұрын
"Just try not to get married" 😂😂😂
@XXXBIGFISH57XXX8 жыл бұрын
thats when they stop by my office to stop meal deductions and start BAH #GoFinance
@collectornick42708 жыл бұрын
Civi : So were did you say you went to school? Airman : Smash city tech
@grant59218 жыл бұрын
This was too damn funny. Preach it.
@WalkerzMom8 жыл бұрын
This was too funny but very true!
@5point0h676 жыл бұрын
At goodfellow AFB for tech school 2016 some dude proposed to a girl that was in my squadron. Idk how long her training was but for fire dawgs our training is about 3 1/2 - 4 months. Still crazy to believe people even get engaged in tech school lol. I was 23 at the time.. considering majority of people who enlist are like 18 - 20 anyhow I guess it shouldn’t be too surprising
@ariannab50508 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is my favorite video ever 😂😂😂😂
@saratruman30588 жыл бұрын
This video is everything😂😂😂😂
@therelaxationstation52582 жыл бұрын
Use protection and be careful ! Lots of hook ups but don’t fall in love ! Just have fun ! Don’t get married. You’re all wayyyy to young. Wait until your 30’s and make sure you have your BS degree before you get out of the military. Go to school online and get your degree and learn a skill that will transfer outside of the military. Your military training will not and does not transfer. ( Some college credits will but any and all certifications will not transfer to the civilian world. ). Remember that.
@butterflyb19968 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 this video is funnyyyy. Im gonna be at Sheppard that should be interesting
@techmando988 жыл бұрын
Definitely the funniest video you've put out there, dude! Keep it up! #Dontgetmarried
@ItsJust_Havii8 жыл бұрын
lol funniest most real video ever. I'm going to Idaho and shes going to NC. idk how this bouta work out.
@aaronnicholas97058 жыл бұрын
Funniest video I've yet to watch lol
@raphaelmaldonado81298 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Shipping out to BMT May 10th! Appreciate the heads up...😂
@turbodawggaming77724 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned Sheppard that’s all I needed to know.
@alexagates8 жыл бұрын
Seriously the funniest!
@williezzkeiuamann29258 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😂😂😂 i enjoyed it 😆😆
@HootieWhox6 жыл бұрын
I broke this rule so hard. But I guess it's hard not to when your text school is over a year long XD
@fireollie47358 жыл бұрын
Married Pay is higher than single pay. More Money !!!
@MariaRobertson8 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I LOVE THIS
@bryannamack438 жыл бұрын
Your videos give me life lmao
@brandondoesit693 жыл бұрын
My best friend got lucky Him and his “tech school love” got stationed at the same base and are still together to this day it’s been about 2 years
@rogermclaughlin55105 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your service.
@Itsmarbae8 жыл бұрын
Try having different music in you're videos it's always the same. But nice videos they're great!
@thundereagle978 жыл бұрын
It's hard to get music that you're allowed to use
@fernandod77608 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video!
@ayetonijay8366 жыл бұрын
@2:46 took me out lmaooooo
@huntersmith46478 жыл бұрын
yo I'm loving the new intro..
@breannadye72498 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh haha :D
@T395826 жыл бұрын
Lol, y'all gonna go get married. Lol
@FMNexus_4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen a girl in 2 years now ur telling me that I still won’t be able to see any more the the next 4 years? 🥺👉🏿👈🏿
@jed42656 жыл бұрын
Great vid man!
@AyooTee167 жыл бұрын
I want to join the Air Force sooo bad but I don't want it to take long for me to ship out 😂
@SeraphicThunder7 жыл бұрын
lmao!!! that pop off though
@YoDougie8 жыл бұрын
Realest video ever 😂😂😂
@MichaelSorrentino18 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate
@Augustin881238 жыл бұрын
this is soo truee.my brother did the same thing lmaoooo
@JV-dh8qz6 жыл бұрын
"Only in tech school for a short amount of time"...One word AGE :(
@NMartin23467 жыл бұрын
+WildBlueYonder Love your videos man, I'm getting ready to go for my Meps visit, and I couldn't be more excited. I think watching all of your videos definitely gives me momentum going forward, mad love and respect bro. Maybe I'll bump into you one day!
@thewasabicowboy39346 жыл бұрын
I know THREE couples who got married in tech school lol crazy kids