He picked the one group that can’t tweet their outrage 😂😂😂
@kngsvg82013 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MohamedRamadan-zg4mq3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@giggani-3 жыл бұрын
Bru🤣🤣🤣🤣that ain’t even right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jackraylongiii96633 жыл бұрын
Then again they wouldn't have seen this stand up either lol but that was funny af op
@Ace-3133 жыл бұрын
Ayooooo 🤣🤣🤣
@lashlarue79244 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he called out, "Ezekiel".. 😂😂😂
@damkoredz18474 жыл бұрын
Same here...😅👌
@waynekamau97814 жыл бұрын
He probably talking about Ezekiel from the walking dead 😂
@bakedgoods71164 жыл бұрын
@@waynekamau9781 Ezekiel isn't amish though...
@Erwooten234 жыл бұрын
I find this very offensive.
@dwilburn19284 жыл бұрын
@@Erwooten23 lol
@MadTimmy4 жыл бұрын
A lot of people don’t know how damaging a heckler can be for a comedian. It has the potential to completely throw their train of thought and ruin a set, he just turned it into a friendly joke and rolled on like nothing happened. That’s one of the many things that makes him the GOAT.
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
MadTim not really a heckler just some random person interrupting his flow. Dave Chappelle would know how to handle a heckler if there actually was one
@matthewe2934 жыл бұрын
That is a heckler, trying to take the spotlight for themselves and throw the main act off. ppl paid to see Dave not some random person harassing him
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
Matthew Edwards if you want to see it that way but really it’s just someone talking out loud in the show and not directing anything to Dave. She probably wanted to take his vape pen and sell it online or something I would say. She didn’t throw off his groove and he could have answered with a simple “no” but added a joke into it for comedic effect. Most people wouldn’t notice this small conversation of the audience member throughout the entire special he had but rather his standup jokes
@MadTimmy4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewe293 If this dude wants to believe someone asking to hit Dave's vape in the middle of a show isnt heckling, I dont see any reason to argue. Just move along. Like Dave would, lol.
@oskaralegre50944 жыл бұрын
MadTim that was definetely not a heckler
@cybellekaehler46274 жыл бұрын
"you don't even know that there's a valuable pokemon on your shoulder. ta ta!" that sent me hahaha
@TheYrgen4 жыл бұрын
Sent you straight to hell
@Richterdgf4 жыл бұрын
Jurgen Tosku yeah, but think about all the fire, ghost, and dark type Pokémon they can catch!
@FaithandNova4 жыл бұрын
@Hugh Ropp I didn't get that joke either
@Rosenkruzt4 жыл бұрын
@Anthony ikr, i don't even like pokemon but i know Pokemon Go is. Some people really not use their fkn internet to the fullest.
@chaosapiant5 ай бұрын
@@Rosenkruzt Well the Amish certainly aren't...
@ddcork824 жыл бұрын
"You don't know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow. I do."
@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
You don't what?
@ddcork824 жыл бұрын
@@DlcEnergy Thanks for the heads up. You knew what I was saying.
@dord44533 жыл бұрын
People close to nature have excellent understanding of seasons but go off
@Machiave11i2 жыл бұрын
That isn't even true. Most weathermen are wrong 95% of the time.
@die4race4 жыл бұрын
" huh ?.. Hum ?.. Whaat ?...sorry let me turn the AC off...what did you say ?? " 😂😂
@blacksource21014 жыл бұрын
😆
@dm34024 жыл бұрын
bro there was one girl up front that didn't seem to into this joke lol
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
3a9lani “Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
@Walking-MY-Path4 жыл бұрын
"Get away from me yee, yee tried to tempt me like the Devil!"
@boahnation99324 жыл бұрын
@@dm3402 true haha I bet she just didn't get her way before the show is all
@Homerj11174 жыл бұрын
"na bro, im trying to put you on to the game zeke"...what a legend
@Mikeplaysdbd4 жыл бұрын
What did he mean
@Mikeplaysdbd4 жыл бұрын
When he said" im tryin to put you on game"
@Mikeplaysdbd4 жыл бұрын
@Street Spirit bur wdym? Lol
@locsantana67614 жыл бұрын
michael rogers let me translate for you he meant he’s trying to put ezekiel on to technology so he can live better
@Mikeplaysdbd4 жыл бұрын
@@locsantana6761 oh okay thx
@amassiah104 жыл бұрын
“Get away from me yee!” 😂😂
@7peso4 жыл бұрын
TheChosenOne best
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
“Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
@apexone55024 жыл бұрын
That bit of silliness is classic Dave.
@viclor28764 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MarMar-tj9sn4 жыл бұрын
That was funny asfffff
@JuanGuerra-tl9wx3 жыл бұрын
Chappelle can come up with a joke on a split second. His brain is on another level.
@itsthesame2 жыл бұрын
I sure hope so, its his job
@abdulrahmanshahid86652 жыл бұрын
Not to disrespect, but a looooot of comedians have that, it's not the thing that makes Dave the GOAT
@jdfodio2 жыл бұрын
His demons help him come up with these "jokes." Let's see how funny he is sober.
@movecount2 жыл бұрын
@@jdfodio Settle down, Ezekiel.
@henrynegro8397 Жыл бұрын
dave chapelle and george carlin, 2 best comedians in the world
@edwhndz59514 жыл бұрын
“all the amish people around know me too.. Not from Television obviously they know me from the streets”
@katherinegardner99764 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
@ssgssbeet41334 жыл бұрын
Skreets
@mA-qy3ym3 жыл бұрын
@@katherinegardner9976 lol
@abdelrahmanaboelsoud83202 жыл бұрын
@@katherinegardner9976 stolen comment...somebody already posted it on the main comment section
@anandbagaria94474 жыл бұрын
"We leave with the Lips we came with" 😂 Dave Chapelle GOAT
@OMGtheykilledKenny424 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle.. DC from Washington DC.
@cliffishot2def4 жыл бұрын
Bruh what you talking about, Michael Jordan is the GOAT. lol
@rmoore2nd6194 жыл бұрын
People that went to Coachella last year should’ve listened to him 😂😂
@trudycolborne23714 жыл бұрын
Forty-seven years for me.
@juicymiss874 жыл бұрын
That's some funny ass shit!! Scary and funny😂😂
@pugasnkr4 жыл бұрын
Such a talented comedian! That rude audience member shouldn’t have interrupted him like that but of course, he managed to turn her comment into a brilliant joke!
@610smoke4 жыл бұрын
Dealing with hecklers is a part of the game.
@Hisashi_Hyuga4 жыл бұрын
Who knows maybe he intentionally threw Dave that alley-oop
@mystichdx4 жыл бұрын
Not so much brilliant as it was common sense. What kinda nasty ass would want to slobber all over a stranger's vape pen? 🤢🤮
@Tomoki_Sakurai4 жыл бұрын
@@mystichdx vapers
@mattverville92274 жыл бұрын
@@mystichdx the same girls that probably did more than slob on a pen
@Jose-Bonfim4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
@terla29714 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@galacticpills4 жыл бұрын
Noiceee! 🤣
@holiesheitt89694 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@welcome2staatsville1134 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@KeleWele234 жыл бұрын
Could be some Amish teens on Rumspringa😂
@ulquiorracifer33594 жыл бұрын
I swear, Dave is the most Down to earth And at the same time the most out of this world person we have.
@sandralucasmelvoin2924 жыл бұрын
Best description of Chappell ever!!!!
@sleuth20773 жыл бұрын
Imagine driving down the road and seeing Dave Chappelle in a Porsche, talking to a buggy full of Amish people. You would probably think you just imagined that shit. 🤣
@ffjsb2 жыл бұрын
I once went to a Chinese restaurant that had an Amish girl working the counter with full makeup on. (100% true) I'm not surprised anymore...
@G_FRE2 жыл бұрын
@@ffjsb Might have been a Mennonite!
@johnthegreat972 жыл бұрын
This, this is the beauty of America.
@G_FRE2 жыл бұрын
@@johnthegreat97 Had no idea why I got this notification but I'm glad I did
@infjane4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not sayin' you have herpes...I'm just sayin' 1 out of 5 people do" 😂😂😂
@EpicHighTimeShow4 жыл бұрын
Back in his younger days absolutely. Nowadays it's 9 out of 10. But most people show no symptoms at all.
@hcburner4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicHighTimeShow exactly what someone with herpes would say
@atamayo104 жыл бұрын
Markku Toivanen or who’s knowledgeable
@FountainOfYoot4 жыл бұрын
@@hcburner 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rencaelum43964 жыл бұрын
@@EpicHighTimeShow next you'll tell me I can have sex with a STD ridden girl if I wear a condom
@Uncleellroy4 жыл бұрын
Who interrupts a comedian's set to ask them to hit their vape pen??
@Timmy_T4 жыл бұрын
Cunts?
@Sprite_5254 жыл бұрын
Really really REALLY drunk cunts
@Varooooooom4 жыл бұрын
And of course he managed to make it fucking hilarious
@syahrules4 жыл бұрын
These ppl are called hecklers. Every professional comedian had to deal with these ppl in their careers.
@RelentlessPedigree4 жыл бұрын
@@syahrules durr
@kiambuthi91814 жыл бұрын
You can tell the horse and buggy was a real actual event that happened and he got soooo mad he had to put it in his set.
@krystalsperfectteeth81944 жыл бұрын
kiambuthi everyday in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia
@kalstonii4 жыл бұрын
Lancaster county in PA...”amish country”
@MilwaukeeF40C4 жыл бұрын
And Michigan and Indiana and Illinois and Wisconsin and Iowa.
@DarrenMallett21655854 жыл бұрын
I'm from Ohio ..and #facts there are pocket towns that are 50% Amish. Like where Dave lives, Andover , Jefferson , Xenia . Liable to run over some horse shit
@MilwaukeeF40C4 жыл бұрын
@@DarrenMallett2165585 There's more to Xenia than that. They have a nice Victorian looking building there headstones are sold, and this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWHKkmCkoqt-aqc
@papa_squat3 жыл бұрын
I lived in a town with an Amish community. Their kids would go the gas station, buy a mountain dew and a black n mild, then sneak off to a spot like they was smokin weed and drinking beers 😂
@raptorfromthe6ix8333 жыл бұрын
damn kids now dealing in mountain dew
@memesfromdeepspace10752 жыл бұрын
Well .......small step every time.......don't jump or you Will get hurt
@northstargaming6128 Жыл бұрын
Advancing up the tech tree
@FATillery Жыл бұрын
@@northstargaming6128 Indeed, my friend. Slowly but surely.
@ezekielkoontz52674 жыл бұрын
As a guy with this ridiculous name, I approve of this message Edit: I didn't realize that this comment blew up until 7 months later. Neat! Edit 2: The Closer was not neat.
@Superlife13694 жыл бұрын
@Ezekiel Koontz You must have no idea what your name means. It is a wonderful name!!
@zillagoodwill9594 жыл бұрын
Ola Zeke! 😂
@Zepherian4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy you got away with a "Koo" instead of a "Cu", it could have been so much worse...
@troletrain4 жыл бұрын
Here before his comment gets 10k likes.
@thegamecow4 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel koontz is the funniest fucking name I have ever heard
@seanhuffert5004 жыл бұрын
I’m Amish, and seeing this video is so offensive. Imma go furiously churn some butter to get out my anger.
@Joseph-eh4rs4 жыл бұрын
Ye committed a deadly sin. Get off the internet, ezkiel! 🤣
@knaziringram45894 жыл бұрын
Sean Huffert you're terrbile! 🤪😂🤣 Good one!
@thatsright41944 жыл бұрын
You must be on holiday for rumspringa?
@hnys79764 жыл бұрын
Are you watching this with a brick?
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
Sean Huffert ye are not Amish for ye have committed a sin. You’re a phony
@Xalgucennia4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that Vape pen bit shows he's a true comedian, it's one thing to have a set memorized, but to be able to respond to a random spontaneous comment with such aplomb shows he's naturally funny
@ohsosaucy4 жыл бұрын
"get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me" 😂😂😂😭
@mfost8247 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t even know there’s a valuable Pokémon on your shoulder” sent me
@VanillaBear99154 жыл бұрын
"You don't even know that you have a valuable pokemon on your shoulder" 😂😂 that was the best part out of nowhere
@jaimewalls84163 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle is on a whole nother level, A comic genius.
@gicherumburu40474 жыл бұрын
how he came up with the name "Ezekiel",...and then he has to call him Zeke....damn this guy is GOAT.
@prospersikhwari52893 жыл бұрын
Almost all the Ezekiels I know went by The name Zeke in high school
@andrewvirtue50483 жыл бұрын
Jebidiah. Gabriel.
@stevesites19752 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you have never heard the name Ezekiel? I am sorry that you are still in the closet there homieo
@gicherumburu40472 жыл бұрын
@@stevesites1975 of course, I have heard the name. I actually have relatives with the name.
@gicherumburu40472 жыл бұрын
@@stevesites1975 Of course I have friends with the name. Just that he picked the one name that he knew is highly likely to be associated with Amish people
@TheTallMan504 жыл бұрын
I never even heard of The Amish until I became a truck driver. I was driving in southern New Jersey and saw an Amish couple in a black horse drawn buggy and was like WTF?!! I thought it was the beginning of one of those commemorative parades.
@proudatheist20427 ай бұрын
There's a hilarious, non PC movie that you need to watch called Kingpin. It features Amish people in the plot. Have fun and be safe!
@NotFrogBox4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked lmao
@llyordnyembe76954 жыл бұрын
You're late Ezekiel
@MrWolfy084 жыл бұрын
Turn off, your wifi
@NotFrogBox4 жыл бұрын
@@MrWolfy08 bruh do you know what a joke is?
@MrWolfy084 жыл бұрын
@@NotFrogBox turn off your device please...
@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
Get back to churning butter Ezekiel.
@mburuedward74723 жыл бұрын
Never get tired off his jokes.
@yattaguru4 жыл бұрын
Dave will genuinely joke about everybody and get a laugh. That's how good he is 😂😂😂
@smagaye97864 жыл бұрын
"Their God is wrong" don't know why but the way he said it cracks me up 🤣🤣
@ericyeh66842 жыл бұрын
“Your God is ridiculous” was delivered brilliantly 😂
@NatureBoyMickFlair4 жыл бұрын
"all the amish ppl around my way know me, not from television. . . obviously" 💀😂😂💀
@chubphucka4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus knocks on my door Coronavirus: Open up let me in Me: Get away from me yee!!
@unkownboi67is_unavailable624 жыл бұрын
Yee!! Tried to tempt me to leave the house like the devill
@rmpriester4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂i approve this message.
@loingra4 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing iv read in a while
@BE-ms5cn3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@rjlondon58014 жыл бұрын
This may be one of his funniest underated stories he's done. I can actually picture him doing this lmao 😂🤣
@Bharatyadav114 жыл бұрын
And that's how you make fun of a religion without getting death threats. ✌️✌️😎
@1216jimmyz4 жыл бұрын
Amish isn't a religion, just an FYI.
@asherujudo73834 жыл бұрын
You know 90% of terrorism is just a product of mass media. If you can't learn of how they blew up the towers and they don't have any way of hearing you talk shit, then the whole thing falls apart.
@asherujudo73834 жыл бұрын
What?
@alishaikh78774 жыл бұрын
YOU CANT MAKE A PEROIOD HISTORY FILM WITHOUT GETTING A CITY BURNED AND CREW ATTACKED. YOU CANT PUT A RAPE ACCUSED FAKE GODMEN BEHIND BARS WITHOUT HAVING RIOTS . YOU CANT MAKE A FILM ON RELIGION WITHOUT HAVING THEATERS BURNED DOWN.
@sykowitz99584 жыл бұрын
@@alishaikh7877 shut up
@scentsei82014 жыл бұрын
“You dont even know that there is a valuable Pokemon on your shoulder” HAHAHAHA I AM DOOONE BRO!!
@Alkiel4 жыл бұрын
1 out of 5 ppl stopped laughing near the end
@yourstepdadism4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with” 😂
@homieslicehomepie4 жыл бұрын
"Let's all just make sure we leave with the lips we came with." I literally have my drink running down my monitor right now...
@ChicanePrime4 жыл бұрын
As of now 13 Amish ppl aren’t following their religion properly
@mimigiggles41994 жыл бұрын
Rumspringa!
@ArissXAS4 жыл бұрын
@Toori Baba liking it doesn't mean believing in. Why so triggered?
@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
3 months later... either one bad amish has created 579 accounts. or 579 amish are evolving. must be them pokemon on their shoulders.
@Ann-kw1pn3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like watching Dave to put things in perpective.
@crisionmatlock44504 жыл бұрын
Satan: "I'm just trying to put you up game." Me: "See, I told y'all hes a real one."
@ahmed45704 жыл бұрын
The way he handles that interruption is amazing. For me, The herpes joke is the best 😂
@timberland32204 жыл бұрын
I did not know that Dave Chappelle hitting a juul while talking about Amish people is what I truly needed to see today
@timsmall39334 жыл бұрын
Dab pen
@onteht00bs4 жыл бұрын
Damn, this guy is funny.
@Voyager2054 жыл бұрын
I know right? He should do comedy one day
@nomorebs36264 жыл бұрын
@@Voyager205 he already does , just people dont know it because he beleves that no one can HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION
@nomorebs36264 жыл бұрын
@nunya business THATS BULLSHIT! GWT OFF THE PHONE@
@nomorebs36264 жыл бұрын
@nunya business liar
@turtleboxer48974 жыл бұрын
@nunya business damn
@adrivoid53764 жыл бұрын
As someone who has lived in Lancaster, Pa- I relate deeply bc there really is nothing worse then being trapped behind a horse and buggy in traffic
@kevinkassoka86284 жыл бұрын
Dave be killing me i cant. 😂
@NoOne-ul8ni4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious
@dead_or_alive26494 жыл бұрын
By far one of the best comedians of our time! Mr. Chappelle, love your work!
@iasonasedits26824 жыл бұрын
"A day's journey for you." 😂😂😂
@Ramesess_II4 жыл бұрын
Let me turn off the AC 😂😂😂😂😂
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
..
@daystar733 жыл бұрын
What did you say?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chipsthedog14 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the Amish made out of all the people running around collecting pokemon on their farms
@forgetfulfunctor14 жыл бұрын
@J P lol I want this to be accurate
@user-kl6lo7hx4w4 жыл бұрын
@J P can Amish ppl actually have guns?
@LethalMonarch3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w likely muskets, but other than that no.
@Ms.MD73 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@karl87122 жыл бұрын
@@LethalMonarch Amish have as many guns as anyone else
@vikramsohal71894 жыл бұрын
I love Dave Chappelle so much, like I've seen this one bit more times than I can count "Not from television, obviously"
@alexayers94632 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about Dave, which lends to his naturalism on stage, is he's not afraid to be visibly amused at his own jokes, or by the point he's making. Like for instance in the middle of his Jussie Smollet bit where he takes a moment to giggle, or likewise after doing his impression of a Chinese guy trapped in the body of a black guy. Lots of guys, typically bros and douches, frown upon laughing at their own jokes---not realizing this mentality is entirely out of insecurity. Dave has no such insecurity---no "brittle spirit" as he likes to say; he's not afraid to share in our delight over the things he says, and there's nothing wrong with that. If anything it just makes him more relatable.
@ddmcoulgh4 жыл бұрын
There are and have been a lot of great comedians out there. I can't think of many I'd put in the same sentence as Dave. What a legend.
@isaaclerma76904 жыл бұрын
Hold up let me turn down the air conditioner lol 😂
@dixshants12274 жыл бұрын
"Not from television obviously" what a legend
@ryankumar73894 жыл бұрын
The bit was funny asf, but they way he handled those guys asking for his vape was hilarious
@julianmuller95674 жыл бұрын
Dave is great with hecklers, this man knows how to keep it real
@platinumbrick64 жыл бұрын
I’ve been playing cat and mouse with herpes for the last 30 years 😂😂😂
@AlexanderdePooter4 жыл бұрын
High energy Porsche with strong AC! Lol 😆
@garethrobins82633 жыл бұрын
How can anyone think this guy is offensive he is so fcuking funny. The guy is funny.
@lowhp_comic3 жыл бұрын
Even if he ever was, it's comedy. You can turn the most horrific of things into comedy gold with the right timing and wording. You come to laugh at life, not get angrier at someone joking about it
@binihalex80974 жыл бұрын
I watch full documentary on Amish people after this. Legendary community. As a 21 century young man, I am astounded by the possibility of living life without technology.
@ducati1354 жыл бұрын
Around here the Amish have smartphones, many own their own businesses with state of the art technology, have really nice mortgage free homes with solar and wind power. Many own vehicles, vans and trucks, they just hire people to drive them. Talked to an Amish guy last year who was installing a robotic mowing system for a lady. He showed me how he could track the mower location with his smart phone. They also eat really well and no one is on food stamps or government assistance because they take care of one another.
@ranger90474 жыл бұрын
@Jonata *new order amish have that, it's the old order ones that are stuck in the 1600s
@ducati1354 жыл бұрын
@Jonata They still drive buggies most of the time and traditional clothing, but things have changed over the years and every Amish area is a little different. Used to not ride bikes here, but now they do.
@markwalker85894 жыл бұрын
You must be from Middlefield ohio!
@logana19994 жыл бұрын
those are proably mennonites or hutterites, which are not the same as amish
@ducati1354 жыл бұрын
@@logana1999 No, they're Amish. There's minnanites around here also. Stepdad' s grandparents were Amish. Things have changed over the years with the younger generation.
@Alif.Laam.Meem.4 жыл бұрын
The Amish are the coolest most down to earth people I've ever met in my life, (I wish all people are as humble and decent) they would laugh at this joke then wish Dave good blessings and a healthy harvest. They are not uptight and sensitive like the rest of us who have a "bad day" because someone didn't like our new Instagram/Facebook (showing off) picture lol.
@sar27944 жыл бұрын
Of course they’re down to earth they can’t use planes.
@billybonez42934 жыл бұрын
@@sar2794 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@urasenseii3 жыл бұрын
are you Amish?
@SA-ck4wr3 жыл бұрын
They can also not experience the fear sitting with you in the same plane
@ronnietravis79723 жыл бұрын
Dave is so funny! I wish I could meet him in person but I’m disabled and can’t get around good. He makes me laugh so hard I cry sometimes.
@FoNgThOnG4 жыл бұрын
The herpes part kills me lol
@alxsend80454 жыл бұрын
"Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with." looool
@GozerTheGozerian4 жыл бұрын
Vape pens are a magnificent invention, especially with oil concentrates. I was hitting a vape pen in Shinjuku, Tokyo, last summer when I realized there was a Tokyo cop 20 feet away from me...and he had absolutely no idea what I was doing.
@sandy.24k4 жыл бұрын
The beauty of dave Chappelle's intelligent comedy is that the joke is not on Amish people. The joke is on us. Listen to that Pokemon part, we use the technology in wrong way with our social media and stupid games, while they are living happily without it.
@HipnikDragomir3 жыл бұрын
You're reading too much into it. The joke is bragging about what we have, but NOT meaning to be mean about it. Just goofing.
@EOh-ew2qf3 жыл бұрын
so playing pokemon makes you unhappy?
@draxxthemsclounts24782 жыл бұрын
no.
@thechristianteen91672 жыл бұрын
Log out if you're unhappy
@yujirohanma68302 жыл бұрын
Nice insight 👊🏽
@diegogonzalez90864 жыл бұрын
This guy is out of the extraordenary hilarious😂😂😂
@LeeAnn-y8fАй бұрын
The Pokemon bit! Okay! I couldn't contain myself. I can't even come up with shit that clever on my best days. 😂😂😂😂😊
@dr.christopherdiaz44733 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Netflix...I appreciate the fact that I can watch your clips without ads. You are beautiful.
@harveyquinn4 жыл бұрын
Americans generally respect beliefs, best joke in the entire set. 😂
@Beavereaver4 жыл бұрын
They don’t?
@harveyquinn4 жыл бұрын
Native americans do. But lots of self proclaimed Americans who actually are only occupying refugees, don't.
@Beavereaver4 жыл бұрын
Maedrus the native Americans fought each other for control of the land and the victor ruled so why is it different when the Europeans did it?
@Beavereaver4 жыл бұрын
Also why are we talking about something that happened hundreds of years ago and did not affect you or I or our families? Do you think you’re owed something? if so the people you would need to collect it from are all long gone and have turned to ash.
@hoodyhoo10044 жыл бұрын
Someone’s either a self hating American or xenophobic
@chrismarthaller10323 жыл бұрын
Before I start, I know Dave is joking here so no need for that response but it's amazing that Dave can mock someone's God and nobody complained. He tells a touching and tragic story about his friend Daphine and everyone loses their minds
@xstatic63 жыл бұрын
But are people really mad about Daphne only? Nope
@ageofgaslightenment4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to post random quotes from the video we all just watched."
@samuelelliott84534 жыл бұрын
They're called highlights... you don't see people posting the middle of one sentence, a period, and then the beginning of the next now do you
@enemaofthest84 жыл бұрын
Dont forget to end with 😂😂
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
Winston “I just went 29 miles in 20 minutes. That’s a days journey for you.”
@fastlane12214 жыл бұрын
It kills me when he says "Tah Tah" 😂
@thomasinh6521 Жыл бұрын
to be fly on the wall during this interaction 😂😂😂
@peterpeterson51344 жыл бұрын
This guy made me laugh more in 3 minutes then all of KZbin today
@thevintagegamer87734 жыл бұрын
"Hey honey how was the show?" "Dave Chappelle said I have herpes"
@sublacol3 жыл бұрын
Started watching David recently and I think I had been missing a lot. This guy is good!
@XitsundzuxoHimina4 жыл бұрын
"I'm tryna put you on the game"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryloagnb3 жыл бұрын
leave with the lips we came with🤣🤣 my favorite part
@asherakatze46114 жыл бұрын
Now Ezekial is going around callin his friend ls the N word because he thought it was a term of endearment from Dave
@acb98963 жыл бұрын
Totally He's like "Good woman, where is your N word?"
@mikem.67654 жыл бұрын
He's a genius and I loved every show he has done.And if you can't laugh at what he says you don't know comedy
@jimritzheimer74654 жыл бұрын
Dave is just too funny. Making me laugh my ass off since 2003
@evelenawooden3 жыл бұрын
"Get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me like the devil!"....I flatlined!
@GuadalupePicasso4 жыл бұрын
I recently did a 2 week hike on the Appalachian Trail, from Harpers Ferry, WV to just across the New Jersey border at the Delaware Water Gap. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, I smelled a campfire up ahead, and when I saw it on the left, I assumed that the group of guys were some southbound thruhikers, attempting to hike the entire AT from Maine to Georgia within the same calendar year. Nope. They were Amish. 3 or 4 of them, just out for a dayhike. They were super nice, friendly, even funny; but the funniest part to me was when the one guy, knowing that I had a cellphone on me, asked me how much further they had until the end of their hike. It was super subtle, and I don’t even think that he was trying to be funny, but I’m still laughing about it two weeks later!
@eddygordo8604 жыл бұрын
They know me from tha streets 😂
@ryancappo4 жыл бұрын
I travel the same streets as he does. :)
@Dmanx8144 жыл бұрын
Dave is driving a Porsche which the logo is..... the amish people have the original prototype talk about horse power lmao
@yutinhoqrvb6871 Жыл бұрын
As an egyptian we got people who ride donkeys on roads so i feel u 💀
@joecobb7153 Жыл бұрын
I am a young Jew living in Canada and my mother raised Street Egyptian Arabian horses This is one of the things that unite us
@mj-bka9007 Жыл бұрын
طعميه شكلك من Egypt مش من مصر
@MarMar-tj9sn4 жыл бұрын
It was the “get away from me yee” for me😂😂😭
@sinba.4 жыл бұрын
1:06 that girl and her boyfriend in the front seats aren't enjoying those amish jokes at all lol
@copiouslucre92354 жыл бұрын
True
@ahmadnajmiroslan Жыл бұрын
Dayum,I bet the Amish still not knowing about this video yet,someone should tell and show em
@romanaldeguer34474 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy comes to the show Dave chappelle hears “boss music”
@chrism71634 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy stand up wouldn't be as good today
@mikaeltegegne63164 жыл бұрын
I just went 25 miles in 30 minutes that’s a day journey for you 😂😂
@bryantyoung71974 жыл бұрын
Dave is the best there has ever been.
@rohitwagh86312 жыл бұрын
He's so comfortable on stage , it's like stage is a playground for him , totally relax ♥️👍🙏👌
@pseudo_ra4 жыл бұрын
On the real: the Amish will be the most prepared for the collapse.
@kevinhixson15864 жыл бұрын
Yeah, until the raiders come for their shit after about a year.
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
Pseudo Ra no they won’t. They will probably die like most others
@joperamod57604 жыл бұрын
@@c.galindo9639 Why?
@c.galindo96394 жыл бұрын
Joper Amod they cannot easily defend themselves for one and if are stricken with disease will not be prepared to fend off anything new to them
@SimpleTanks4 жыл бұрын
You guys ignorant amish have tons weapons.
@tafara97834 жыл бұрын
The good old days when me n B used to crack up like a mofo to Dave's content...aaaah, life neh