Dave Chappelle Likes To Drive His Porsche Next To Amish People | Netflix Is A Joke

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@buh-ruk5441
@buh-ruk5441 4 жыл бұрын
He picked the one group that can’t tweet their outrage 😂😂😂
@kngsvg8201
@kngsvg8201 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MohamedRamadan-zg4mq
@MohamedRamadan-zg4mq 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@giggani-
@giggani- 3 жыл бұрын
Bru🤣🤣🤣🤣that ain’t even right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jackraylongiii9663
@jackraylongiii9663 3 жыл бұрын
Then again they wouldn't have seen this stand up either lol but that was funny af op
@Ace-313
@Ace-313 3 жыл бұрын
Ayooooo 🤣🤣🤣
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he called out, "Ezekiel".. 😂😂😂
@damkoredz1847
@damkoredz1847 4 жыл бұрын
Same here...😅👌
@waynekamau9781
@waynekamau9781 4 жыл бұрын
He probably talking about Ezekiel from the walking dead 😂
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 4 жыл бұрын
@@waynekamau9781 Ezekiel isn't amish though...
@Erwooten23
@Erwooten23 4 жыл бұрын
I find this very offensive.
@dwilburn1928
@dwilburn1928 4 жыл бұрын
@@Erwooten23 lol
@MadTimmy
@MadTimmy 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of people don’t know how damaging a heckler can be for a comedian. It has the potential to completely throw their train of thought and ruin a set, he just turned it into a friendly joke and rolled on like nothing happened. That’s one of the many things that makes him the GOAT.
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
MadTim not really a heckler just some random person interrupting his flow. Dave Chappelle would know how to handle a heckler if there actually was one
@matthewe293
@matthewe293 4 жыл бұрын
That is a heckler, trying to take the spotlight for themselves and throw the main act off. ppl paid to see Dave not some random person harassing him
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Edwards if you want to see it that way but really it’s just someone talking out loud in the show and not directing anything to Dave. She probably wanted to take his vape pen and sell it online or something I would say. She didn’t throw off his groove and he could have answered with a simple “no” but added a joke into it for comedic effect. Most people wouldn’t notice this small conversation of the audience member throughout the entire special he had but rather his standup jokes
@MadTimmy
@MadTimmy 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewe293 If this dude wants to believe someone asking to hit Dave's vape in the middle of a show isnt heckling, I dont see any reason to argue. Just move along. Like Dave would, lol.
@oskaralegre5094
@oskaralegre5094 4 жыл бұрын
MadTim that was definetely not a heckler
@cybellekaehler4627
@cybellekaehler4627 4 жыл бұрын
"you don't even know that there's a valuable pokemon on your shoulder. ta ta!" that sent me hahaha
@TheYrgen
@TheYrgen 4 жыл бұрын
Sent you straight to hell
@Richterdgf
@Richterdgf 4 жыл бұрын
Jurgen Tosku yeah, but think about all the fire, ghost, and dark type Pokémon they can catch!
@FaithandNova
@FaithandNova 4 жыл бұрын
@Hugh Ropp I didn't get that joke either
@Rosenkruzt
@Rosenkruzt 4 жыл бұрын
@Anthony ikr, i don't even like pokemon but i know Pokemon Go is. Some people really not use their fkn internet to the fullest.
@chaosapiant
@chaosapiant 5 ай бұрын
@@Rosenkruzt Well the Amish certainly aren't...
@ddcork82
@ddcork82 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow. I do."
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
You don't what?
@ddcork82
@ddcork82 4 жыл бұрын
@@DlcEnergy Thanks for the heads up. You knew what I was saying.
@dord4453
@dord4453 3 жыл бұрын
People close to nature have excellent understanding of seasons but go off
@Machiave11i
@Machiave11i 2 жыл бұрын
That isn't even true. Most weathermen are wrong 95% of the time.
@die4race
@die4race 4 жыл бұрын
" huh ?.. Hum ?.. Whaat ?...sorry let me turn the AC off...what did you say ?? " 😂😂
@blacksource2101
@blacksource2101 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@dm3402
@dm3402 4 жыл бұрын
bro there was one girl up front that didn't seem to into this joke lol
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
3a9lani “Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 4 жыл бұрын
"Get away from me yee, yee tried to tempt me like the Devil!"
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
@@dm3402 true haha I bet she just didn't get her way before the show is all
@Homerj1117
@Homerj1117 4 жыл бұрын
"na bro, im trying to put you on to the game zeke"...what a legend
@Mikeplaysdbd
@Mikeplaysdbd 4 жыл бұрын
What did he mean
@Mikeplaysdbd
@Mikeplaysdbd 4 жыл бұрын
When he said" im tryin to put you on game"
@Mikeplaysdbd
@Mikeplaysdbd 4 жыл бұрын
@Street Spirit bur wdym? Lol
@locsantana6761
@locsantana6761 4 жыл бұрын
michael rogers let me translate for you he meant he’s trying to put ezekiel on to technology so he can live better
@Mikeplaysdbd
@Mikeplaysdbd 4 жыл бұрын
@@locsantana6761 oh okay thx
@amassiah10
@amassiah10 4 жыл бұрын
“Get away from me yee!” 😂😂
@7peso
@7peso 4 жыл бұрын
TheChosenOne best
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
“Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
@apexone5502
@apexone5502 4 жыл бұрын
That bit of silliness is classic Dave.
@viclor2876
@viclor2876 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MarMar-tj9sn
@MarMar-tj9sn 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny asfffff
@JuanGuerra-tl9wx
@JuanGuerra-tl9wx 3 жыл бұрын
Chappelle can come up with a joke on a split second. His brain is on another level.
@itsthesame
@itsthesame 2 жыл бұрын
I sure hope so, its his job
@abdulrahmanshahid8665
@abdulrahmanshahid8665 2 жыл бұрын
Not to disrespect, but a looooot of comedians have that, it's not the thing that makes Dave the GOAT
@jdfodio
@jdfodio 2 жыл бұрын
His demons help him come up with these "jokes." Let's see how funny he is sober.
@movecount
@movecount 2 жыл бұрын
@@jdfodio Settle down, Ezekiel.
@henrynegro8397
@henrynegro8397 Жыл бұрын
​dave chapelle and george carlin, 2 best comedians in the world
@edwhndz5951
@edwhndz5951 4 жыл бұрын
“all the amish people around know me too.. Not from Television obviously they know me from the streets”
@katherinegardner9976
@katherinegardner9976 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
@ssgssbeet4133
@ssgssbeet4133 4 жыл бұрын
Skreets
@mA-qy3ym
@mA-qy3ym 3 жыл бұрын
@@katherinegardner9976 lol
@abdelrahmanaboelsoud8320
@abdelrahmanaboelsoud8320 2 жыл бұрын
@@katherinegardner9976 stolen comment...somebody already posted it on the main comment section
@anandbagaria9447
@anandbagaria9447 4 жыл бұрын
"We leave with the Lips we came with" 😂 Dave Chapelle GOAT
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle.. DC from Washington DC.
@cliffishot2def
@cliffishot2def 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh what you talking about, Michael Jordan is the GOAT. lol
@rmoore2nd619
@rmoore2nd619 4 жыл бұрын
People that went to Coachella last year should’ve listened to him 😂😂
@trudycolborne2371
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
Forty-seven years for me.
@juicymiss87
@juicymiss87 4 жыл бұрын
That's some funny ass shit!! Scary and funny😂😂
@pugasnkr
@pugasnkr 4 жыл бұрын
Such a talented comedian! That rude audience member shouldn’t have interrupted him like that but of course, he managed to turn her comment into a brilliant joke!
@610smoke
@610smoke 4 жыл бұрын
Dealing with hecklers is a part of the game.
@Hisashi_Hyuga
@Hisashi_Hyuga 4 жыл бұрын
Who knows maybe he intentionally threw Dave that alley-oop
@mystichdx
@mystichdx 4 жыл бұрын
Not so much brilliant as it was common sense. What kinda nasty ass would want to slobber all over a stranger's vape pen? 🤢🤮
@Tomoki_Sakurai
@Tomoki_Sakurai 4 жыл бұрын
@@mystichdx vapers
@mattverville9227
@mattverville9227 4 жыл бұрын
@@mystichdx the same girls that probably did more than slob on a pen
@Jose-Bonfim
@Jose-Bonfim 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
@terla2971
@terla2971 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@galacticpills
@galacticpills 4 жыл бұрын
Noiceee! 🤣
@holiesheitt8969
@holiesheitt8969 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@welcome2staatsville113
@welcome2staatsville113 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@KeleWele23
@KeleWele23 4 жыл бұрын
Could be some Amish teens on Rumspringa😂
@ulquiorracifer3359
@ulquiorracifer3359 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, Dave is the most Down to earth And at the same time the most out of this world person we have.
@sandralucasmelvoin292
@sandralucasmelvoin292 4 жыл бұрын
Best description of Chappell ever!!!!
@sleuth2077
@sleuth2077 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine driving down the road and seeing Dave Chappelle in a Porsche, talking to a buggy full of Amish people. You would probably think you just imagined that shit. 🤣
@ffjsb
@ffjsb 2 жыл бұрын
I once went to a Chinese restaurant that had an Amish girl working the counter with full makeup on. (100% true) I'm not surprised anymore...
@G_FRE
@G_FRE 2 жыл бұрын
@@ffjsb Might have been a Mennonite!
@johnthegreat97
@johnthegreat97 2 жыл бұрын
This, this is the beauty of America.
@G_FRE
@G_FRE 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnthegreat97 Had no idea why I got this notification but I'm glad I did
@infjane
@infjane 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not sayin' you have herpes...I'm just sayin' 1 out of 5 people do" 😂😂😂
@EpicHighTimeShow
@EpicHighTimeShow 4 жыл бұрын
Back in his younger days absolutely. Nowadays it's 9 out of 10. But most people show no symptoms at all.
@hcburner
@hcburner 4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicHighTimeShow exactly what someone with herpes would say
@atamayo10
@atamayo10 4 жыл бұрын
Markku Toivanen or who’s knowledgeable
@FountainOfYoot
@FountainOfYoot 4 жыл бұрын
@@hcburner 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rencaelum4396
@rencaelum4396 4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicHighTimeShow next you'll tell me I can have sex with a STD ridden girl if I wear a condom
@Uncleellroy
@Uncleellroy 4 жыл бұрын
Who interrupts a comedian's set to ask them to hit their vape pen??
@Timmy_T
@Timmy_T 4 жыл бұрын
Cunts?
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
Really really REALLY drunk cunts
@Varooooooom
@Varooooooom 4 жыл бұрын
And of course he managed to make it fucking hilarious
@syahrules
@syahrules 4 жыл бұрын
These ppl are called hecklers. Every professional comedian had to deal with these ppl in their careers.
@RelentlessPedigree
@RelentlessPedigree 4 жыл бұрын
@@syahrules durr
@kiambuthi9181
@kiambuthi9181 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell the horse and buggy was a real actual event that happened and he got soooo mad he had to put it in his set.
@krystalsperfectteeth8194
@krystalsperfectteeth8194 4 жыл бұрын
kiambuthi everyday in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia
@kalstonii
@kalstonii 4 жыл бұрын
Lancaster county in PA...”amish country”
@MilwaukeeF40C
@MilwaukeeF40C 4 жыл бұрын
And Michigan and Indiana and Illinois and Wisconsin and Iowa.
@DarrenMallett2165585
@DarrenMallett2165585 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Ohio ..and #facts there are pocket towns that are 50% Amish. Like where Dave lives, Andover , Jefferson , Xenia . Liable to run over some horse shit
@MilwaukeeF40C
@MilwaukeeF40C 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarrenMallett2165585 There's more to Xenia than that. They have a nice Victorian looking building there headstones are sold, and this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWHKkmCkoqt-aqc
@papa_squat
@papa_squat 3 жыл бұрын
I lived in a town with an Amish community. Their kids would go the gas station, buy a mountain dew and a black n mild, then sneak off to a spot like they was smokin weed and drinking beers 😂
@raptorfromthe6ix833
@raptorfromthe6ix833 3 жыл бұрын
damn kids now dealing in mountain dew
@memesfromdeepspace1075
@memesfromdeepspace1075 2 жыл бұрын
Well .......small step every time.......don't jump or you Will get hurt
@northstargaming6128
@northstargaming6128 Жыл бұрын
Advancing up the tech tree
@FATillery
@FATillery Жыл бұрын
@@northstargaming6128 Indeed, my friend. Slowly but surely.
@ezekielkoontz5267
@ezekielkoontz5267 4 жыл бұрын
As a guy with this ridiculous name, I approve of this message Edit: I didn't realize that this comment blew up until 7 months later. Neat! Edit 2: The Closer was not neat.
@Superlife1369
@Superlife1369 4 жыл бұрын
@Ezekiel Koontz You must have no idea what your name means. It is a wonderful name!!
@zillagoodwill959
@zillagoodwill959 4 жыл бұрын
Ola Zeke! 😂
@Zepherian
@Zepherian 4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy you got away with a "Koo" instead of a "Cu", it could have been so much worse...
@troletrain
@troletrain 4 жыл бұрын
Here before his comment gets 10k likes.
@thegamecow
@thegamecow 4 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel koontz is the funniest fucking name I have ever heard
@seanhuffert500
@seanhuffert500 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Amish, and seeing this video is so offensive. Imma go furiously churn some butter to get out my anger.
@Joseph-eh4rs
@Joseph-eh4rs 4 жыл бұрын
Ye committed a deadly sin. Get off the internet, ezkiel! 🤣
@knaziringram4589
@knaziringram4589 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Huffert you're terrbile! 🤪😂🤣 Good one!
@thatsright4194
@thatsright4194 4 жыл бұрын
You must be on holiday for rumspringa?
@hnys7976
@hnys7976 4 жыл бұрын
Are you watching this with a brick?
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
Sean Huffert ye are not Amish for ye have committed a sin. You’re a phony
@Xalgucennia
@Xalgucennia 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that Vape pen bit shows he's a true comedian, it's one thing to have a set memorized, but to be able to respond to a random spontaneous comment with such aplomb shows he's naturally funny
@ohsosaucy
@ohsosaucy 4 жыл бұрын
"get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me" 😂😂😂😭
@mfost8247
@mfost8247 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t even know there’s a valuable Pokémon on your shoulder” sent me
@VanillaBear9915
@VanillaBear9915 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't even know that you have a valuable pokemon on your shoulder" 😂😂 that was the best part out of nowhere
@jaimewalls8416
@jaimewalls8416 3 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle is on a whole nother level, A comic genius.
@gicherumburu4047
@gicherumburu4047 4 жыл бұрын
how he came up with the name "Ezekiel",...and then he has to call him Zeke....damn this guy is GOAT.
@prospersikhwari5289
@prospersikhwari5289 3 жыл бұрын
Almost all the Ezekiels I know went by The name Zeke in high school
@andrewvirtue5048
@andrewvirtue5048 3 жыл бұрын
Jebidiah. Gabriel.
@stevesites1975
@stevesites1975 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you have never heard the name Ezekiel? I am sorry that you are still in the closet there homieo
@gicherumburu4047
@gicherumburu4047 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevesites1975 of course, I have heard the name. I actually have relatives with the name.
@gicherumburu4047
@gicherumburu4047 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevesites1975 Of course I have friends with the name. Just that he picked the one name that he knew is highly likely to be associated with Amish people
@TheTallMan50
@TheTallMan50 4 жыл бұрын
I never even heard of The Amish until I became a truck driver. I was driving in southern New Jersey and saw an Amish couple in a black horse drawn buggy and was like WTF?!! I thought it was the beginning of one of those commemorative parades.
@proudatheist2042
@proudatheist2042 7 ай бұрын
There's a hilarious, non PC movie that you need to watch called Kingpin. It features Amish people in the plot. Have fun and be safe!
@NotFrogBox
@NotFrogBox 4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked lmao
@llyordnyembe7695
@llyordnyembe7695 4 жыл бұрын
You're late Ezekiel
@MrWolfy08
@MrWolfy08 4 жыл бұрын
Turn off, your wifi
@NotFrogBox
@NotFrogBox 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrWolfy08 bruh do you know what a joke is?
@MrWolfy08
@MrWolfy08 4 жыл бұрын
@@NotFrogBox turn off your device please...
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
Get back to churning butter Ezekiel.
@mburuedward7472
@mburuedward7472 3 жыл бұрын
Never get tired off his jokes.
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 4 жыл бұрын
Dave will genuinely joke about everybody and get a laugh. That's how good he is 😂😂😂
@smagaye9786
@smagaye9786 4 жыл бұрын
"Their God is wrong" don't know why but the way he said it cracks me up 🤣🤣
@ericyeh6684
@ericyeh6684 2 жыл бұрын
“Your God is ridiculous” was delivered brilliantly 😂
@NatureBoyMickFlair
@NatureBoyMickFlair 4 жыл бұрын
"all the amish ppl around my way know me, not from television. . . obviously" 💀😂😂💀
@chubphucka
@chubphucka 4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus knocks on my door Coronavirus: Open up let me in Me: Get away from me yee!!
@unkownboi67is_unavailable62
@unkownboi67is_unavailable62 4 жыл бұрын
Yee!! Tried to tempt me to leave the house like the devill
@rmpriester
@rmpriester 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂i approve this message.
@loingra
@loingra 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing iv read in a while
@BE-ms5cn
@BE-ms5cn 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@rjlondon5801
@rjlondon5801 4 жыл бұрын
This may be one of his funniest underated stories he's done. I can actually picture him doing this lmao 😂🤣
@Bharatyadav11
@Bharatyadav11 4 жыл бұрын
And that's how you make fun of a religion without getting death threats. ✌️✌️😎
@1216jimmyz
@1216jimmyz 4 жыл бұрын
Amish isn't a religion, just an FYI.
@asherujudo7383
@asherujudo7383 4 жыл бұрын
You know 90% of terrorism is just a product of mass media. If you can't learn of how they blew up the towers and they don't have any way of hearing you talk shit, then the whole thing falls apart.
@asherujudo7383
@asherujudo7383 4 жыл бұрын
What?
@alishaikh7877
@alishaikh7877 4 жыл бұрын
YOU CANT MAKE A PEROIOD HISTORY FILM WITHOUT GETTING A CITY BURNED AND CREW ATTACKED. YOU CANT PUT A RAPE ACCUSED FAKE GODMEN BEHIND BARS WITHOUT HAVING RIOTS . YOU CANT MAKE A FILM ON RELIGION WITHOUT HAVING THEATERS BURNED DOWN.
@sykowitz9958
@sykowitz9958 4 жыл бұрын
@@alishaikh7877 shut up
@scentsei8201
@scentsei8201 4 жыл бұрын
“You dont even know that there is a valuable Pokemon on your shoulder” HAHAHAHA I AM DOOONE BRO!!
@Alkiel
@Alkiel 4 жыл бұрын
1 out of 5 ppl stopped laughing near the end
@yourstepdadism
@yourstepdadism 4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with” 😂
@homieslicehomepie
@homieslicehomepie 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's all just make sure we leave with the lips we came with." I literally have my drink running down my monitor right now...
@ChicanePrime
@ChicanePrime 4 жыл бұрын
As of now 13 Amish ppl aren’t following their religion properly
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 4 жыл бұрын
Rumspringa!
@ArissXAS
@ArissXAS 4 жыл бұрын
@Toori Baba liking it doesn't mean believing in. Why so triggered?
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
3 months later... either one bad amish has created 579 accounts. or 579 amish are evolving. must be them pokemon on their shoulders.
@Ann-kw1pn
@Ann-kw1pn 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like watching Dave to put things in perpective.
@crisionmatlock4450
@crisionmatlock4450 4 жыл бұрын
Satan: "I'm just trying to put you up game." Me: "See, I told y'all hes a real one."
@ahmed4570
@ahmed4570 4 жыл бұрын
The way he handles that interruption is amazing. For me, The herpes joke is the best 😂
@timberland3220
@timberland3220 4 жыл бұрын
I did not know that Dave Chappelle hitting a juul while talking about Amish people is what I truly needed to see today
@timsmall3933
@timsmall3933 4 жыл бұрын
Dab pen
@onteht00bs
@onteht00bs 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, this guy is funny.
@Voyager205
@Voyager205 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? He should do comedy one day
@nomorebs3626
@nomorebs3626 4 жыл бұрын
@@Voyager205 he already does , just people dont know it because he beleves that no one can HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION
@nomorebs3626
@nomorebs3626 4 жыл бұрын
@nunya business THATS BULLSHIT! GWT OFF THE PHONE@
@nomorebs3626
@nomorebs3626 4 жыл бұрын
@nunya business liar
@turtleboxer4897
@turtleboxer4897 4 жыл бұрын
@nunya business damn
@adrivoid5376
@adrivoid5376 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who has lived in Lancaster, Pa- I relate deeply bc there really is nothing worse then being trapped behind a horse and buggy in traffic
@kevinkassoka8628
@kevinkassoka8628 4 жыл бұрын
Dave be killing me i cant. 😂
@NoOne-ul8ni
@NoOne-ul8ni 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious
@dead_or_alive2649
@dead_or_alive2649 4 жыл бұрын
By far one of the best comedians of our time! Mr. Chappelle, love your work!
@iasonasedits2682
@iasonasedits2682 4 жыл бұрын
"A day's journey for you." 😂😂😂
@Ramesess_II
@Ramesess_II 4 жыл бұрын
Let me turn off the AC 😂😂😂😂😂
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 жыл бұрын
..
@daystar73
@daystar73 3 жыл бұрын
What did you say?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chipsthedog1
@chipsthedog1 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the Amish made out of all the people running around collecting pokemon on their farms
@forgetfulfunctor1
@forgetfulfunctor1 4 жыл бұрын
@J P lol I want this to be accurate
@user-kl6lo7hx4w
@user-kl6lo7hx4w 4 жыл бұрын
@J P can Amish ppl actually have guns?
@LethalMonarch
@LethalMonarch 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w likely muskets, but other than that no.
@Ms.MD7
@Ms.MD7 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@karl8712
@karl8712 2 жыл бұрын
@@LethalMonarch Amish have as many guns as anyone else
@vikramsohal7189
@vikramsohal7189 4 жыл бұрын
I love Dave Chappelle so much, like I've seen this one bit more times than I can count "Not from television, obviously"
@alexayers9463
@alexayers9463 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about Dave, which lends to his naturalism on stage, is he's not afraid to be visibly amused at his own jokes, or by the point he's making. Like for instance in the middle of his Jussie Smollet bit where he takes a moment to giggle, or likewise after doing his impression of a Chinese guy trapped in the body of a black guy. Lots of guys, typically bros and douches, frown upon laughing at their own jokes---not realizing this mentality is entirely out of insecurity. Dave has no such insecurity---no "brittle spirit" as he likes to say; he's not afraid to share in our delight over the things he says, and there's nothing wrong with that. If anything it just makes him more relatable.
@ddmcoulgh
@ddmcoulgh 4 жыл бұрын
There are and have been a lot of great comedians out there. I can't think of many I'd put in the same sentence as Dave. What a legend.
@isaaclerma7690
@isaaclerma7690 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up let me turn down the air conditioner lol 😂
@dixshants1227
@dixshants1227 4 жыл бұрын
"Not from television obviously" what a legend
@ryankumar7389
@ryankumar7389 4 жыл бұрын
The bit was funny asf, but they way he handled those guys asking for his vape was hilarious
@julianmuller9567
@julianmuller9567 4 жыл бұрын
Dave is great with hecklers, this man knows how to keep it real
@platinumbrick6
@platinumbrick6 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been playing cat and mouse with herpes for the last 30 years 😂😂😂
@AlexanderdePooter
@AlexanderdePooter 4 жыл бұрын
High energy Porsche with strong AC! Lol 😆
@garethrobins8263
@garethrobins8263 3 жыл бұрын
How can anyone think this guy is offensive he is so fcuking funny. The guy is funny.
@lowhp_comic
@lowhp_comic 3 жыл бұрын
Even if he ever was, it's comedy. You can turn the most horrific of things into comedy gold with the right timing and wording. You come to laugh at life, not get angrier at someone joking about it
@binihalex8097
@binihalex8097 4 жыл бұрын
I watch full documentary on Amish people after this. Legendary community. As a 21 century young man, I am astounded by the possibility of living life without technology.
@ducati135
@ducati135 4 жыл бұрын
Around here the Amish have smartphones, many own their own businesses with state of the art technology, have really nice mortgage free homes with solar and wind power. Many own vehicles, vans and trucks, they just hire people to drive them. Talked to an Amish guy last year who was installing a robotic mowing system for a lady. He showed me how he could track the mower location with his smart phone. They also eat really well and no one is on food stamps or government assistance because they take care of one another.
@ranger9047
@ranger9047 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonata *new order amish have that, it's the old order ones that are stuck in the 1600s
@ducati135
@ducati135 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonata They still drive buggies most of the time and traditional clothing, but things have changed over the years and every Amish area is a little different. Used to not ride bikes here, but now they do.
@markwalker8589
@markwalker8589 4 жыл бұрын
You must be from Middlefield ohio!
@logana1999
@logana1999 4 жыл бұрын
those are proably mennonites or hutterites, which are not the same as amish
@ducati135
@ducati135 4 жыл бұрын
@@logana1999 No, they're Amish. There's minnanites around here also. Stepdad' s grandparents were Amish. Things have changed over the years with the younger generation.
@Alif.Laam.Meem.
@Alif.Laam.Meem. 4 жыл бұрын
The Amish are the coolest most down to earth people I've ever met in my life, (I wish all people are as humble and decent) they would laugh at this joke then wish Dave good blessings and a healthy harvest. They are not uptight and sensitive like the rest of us who have a "bad day" because someone didn't like our new Instagram/Facebook (showing off) picture lol.
@sar2794
@sar2794 4 жыл бұрын
Of course they’re down to earth they can’t use planes.
@billybonez4293
@billybonez4293 4 жыл бұрын
@@sar2794 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@urasenseii
@urasenseii 3 жыл бұрын
are you Amish?
@SA-ck4wr
@SA-ck4wr 3 жыл бұрын
They can also not experience the fear sitting with you in the same plane
@ronnietravis7972
@ronnietravis7972 3 жыл бұрын
Dave is so funny! I wish I could meet him in person but I’m disabled and can’t get around good. He makes me laugh so hard I cry sometimes.
@FoNgThOnG
@FoNgThOnG 4 жыл бұрын
The herpes part kills me lol
@alxsend8045
@alxsend8045 4 жыл бұрын
"Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with." looool
@GozerTheGozerian
@GozerTheGozerian 4 жыл бұрын
Vape pens are a magnificent invention, especially with oil concentrates. I was hitting a vape pen in Shinjuku, Tokyo, last summer when I realized there was a Tokyo cop 20 feet away from me...and he had absolutely no idea what I was doing.
@sandy.24k
@sandy.24k 4 жыл бұрын
The beauty of dave Chappelle's intelligent comedy is that the joke is not on Amish people. The joke is on us. Listen to that Pokemon part, we use the technology in wrong way with our social media and stupid games, while they are living happily without it.
@HipnikDragomir
@HipnikDragomir 3 жыл бұрын
You're reading too much into it. The joke is bragging about what we have, but NOT meaning to be mean about it. Just goofing.
@EOh-ew2qf
@EOh-ew2qf 3 жыл бұрын
so playing pokemon makes you unhappy?
@draxxthemsclounts2478
@draxxthemsclounts2478 2 жыл бұрын
no.
@thechristianteen9167
@thechristianteen9167 2 жыл бұрын
Log out if you're unhappy
@yujirohanma6830
@yujirohanma6830 2 жыл бұрын
Nice insight 👊🏽
@diegogonzalez9086
@diegogonzalez9086 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is out of the extraordenary hilarious😂😂😂
@LeeAnn-y8f
@LeeAnn-y8f Ай бұрын
The Pokemon bit! Okay! I couldn't contain myself. I can't even come up with shit that clever on my best days. 😂😂😂😂😊
@dr.christopherdiaz4473
@dr.christopherdiaz4473 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Netflix...I appreciate the fact that I can watch your clips without ads. You are beautiful.
@harveyquinn
@harveyquinn 4 жыл бұрын
Americans generally respect beliefs, best joke in the entire set. 😂
@Beavereaver
@Beavereaver 4 жыл бұрын
They don’t?
@harveyquinn
@harveyquinn 4 жыл бұрын
Native americans do. But lots of self proclaimed Americans who actually are only occupying refugees, don't.
@Beavereaver
@Beavereaver 4 жыл бұрын
Maedrus the native Americans fought each other for control of the land and the victor ruled so why is it different when the Europeans did it?
@Beavereaver
@Beavereaver 4 жыл бұрын
Also why are we talking about something that happened hundreds of years ago and did not affect you or I or our families? Do you think you’re owed something? if so the people you would need to collect it from are all long gone and have turned to ash.
@hoodyhoo1004
@hoodyhoo1004 4 жыл бұрын
Someone’s either a self hating American or xenophobic
@chrismarthaller1032
@chrismarthaller1032 3 жыл бұрын
Before I start, I know Dave is joking here so no need for that response but it's amazing that Dave can mock someone's God and nobody complained. He tells a touching and tragic story about his friend Daphine and everyone loses their minds
@xstatic6
@xstatic6 3 жыл бұрын
But are people really mad about Daphne only? Nope
@ageofgaslightenment
@ageofgaslightenment 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to post random quotes from the video we all just watched."
@samuelelliott8453
@samuelelliott8453 4 жыл бұрын
They're called highlights... you don't see people posting the middle of one sentence, a period, and then the beginning of the next now do you
@enemaofthest8
@enemaofthest8 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget to end with 😂😂
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
Winston “I just went 29 miles in 20 minutes. That’s a days journey for you.”
@fastlane1221
@fastlane1221 4 жыл бұрын
It kills me when he says "Tah Tah" 😂
@thomasinh6521
@thomasinh6521 Жыл бұрын
to be fly on the wall during this interaction 😂😂😂
@peterpeterson5134
@peterpeterson5134 4 жыл бұрын
This guy made me laugh more in 3 minutes then all of KZbin today
@thevintagegamer8773
@thevintagegamer8773 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey honey how was the show?" "Dave Chappelle said I have herpes"
@sublacol
@sublacol 3 жыл бұрын
Started watching David recently and I think I had been missing a lot. This guy is good!
@XitsundzuxoHimina
@XitsundzuxoHimina 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm tryna put you on the game"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ryloagnb
@ryloagnb 3 жыл бұрын
leave with the lips we came with🤣🤣 my favorite part
@asherakatze4611
@asherakatze4611 4 жыл бұрын
Now Ezekial is going around callin his friend ls the N word because he thought it was a term of endearment from Dave
@acb9896
@acb9896 3 жыл бұрын
Totally He's like "Good woman, where is your N word?"
@mikem.6765
@mikem.6765 4 жыл бұрын
He's a genius and I loved every show he has done.And if you can't laugh at what he says you don't know comedy
@jimritzheimer7465
@jimritzheimer7465 4 жыл бұрын
Dave is just too funny. Making me laugh my ass off since 2003
@evelenawooden
@evelenawooden 3 жыл бұрын
"Get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me like the devil!"....I flatlined!
@GuadalupePicasso
@GuadalupePicasso 4 жыл бұрын
I recently did a 2 week hike on the Appalachian Trail, from Harpers Ferry, WV to just across the New Jersey border at the Delaware Water Gap. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, I smelled a campfire up ahead, and when I saw it on the left, I assumed that the group of guys were some southbound thruhikers, attempting to hike the entire AT from Maine to Georgia within the same calendar year. Nope. They were Amish. 3 or 4 of them, just out for a dayhike. They were super nice, friendly, even funny; but the funniest part to me was when the one guy, knowing that I had a cellphone on me, asked me how much further they had until the end of their hike. It was super subtle, and I don’t even think that he was trying to be funny, but I’m still laughing about it two weeks later!
@eddygordo860
@eddygordo860 4 жыл бұрын
They know me from tha streets 😂
@ryancappo
@ryancappo 4 жыл бұрын
I travel the same streets as he does. :)
@Dmanx814
@Dmanx814 4 жыл бұрын
Dave is driving a Porsche which the logo is..... the amish people have the original prototype talk about horse power lmao
@yutinhoqrvb6871
@yutinhoqrvb6871 Жыл бұрын
As an egyptian we got people who ride donkeys on roads so i feel u 💀
@joecobb7153
@joecobb7153 Жыл бұрын
I am a young Jew living in Canada and my mother raised Street Egyptian Arabian horses This is one of the things that unite us
@mj-bka9007
@mj-bka9007 Жыл бұрын
طعميه شكلك من Egypt مش من مصر
@MarMar-tj9sn
@MarMar-tj9sn 4 жыл бұрын
It was the “get away from me yee” for me😂😂😭
@sinba.
@sinba. 4 жыл бұрын
1:06 that girl and her boyfriend in the front seats aren't enjoying those amish jokes at all lol
@copiouslucre9235
@copiouslucre9235 4 жыл бұрын
True
@ahmadnajmiroslan
@ahmadnajmiroslan Жыл бұрын
Dayum,I bet the Amish still not knowing about this video yet,someone should tell and show em
@romanaldeguer3447
@romanaldeguer3447 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy comes to the show Dave chappelle hears “boss music”
@chrism7163
@chrism7163 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy stand up wouldn't be as good today
@mikaeltegegne6316
@mikaeltegegne6316 4 жыл бұрын
I just went 25 miles in 30 minutes that’s a day journey for you 😂😂
@bryantyoung7197
@bryantyoung7197 4 жыл бұрын
Dave is the best there has ever been.
@rohitwagh8631
@rohitwagh8631 2 жыл бұрын
He's so comfortable on stage , it's like stage is a playground for him , totally relax ♥️👍🙏👌
@pseudo_ra
@pseudo_ra 4 жыл бұрын
On the real: the Amish will be the most prepared for the collapse.
@kevinhixson1586
@kevinhixson1586 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, until the raiders come for their shit after about a year.
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
Pseudo Ra no they won’t. They will probably die like most others
@joperamod5760
@joperamod5760 4 жыл бұрын
@@c.galindo9639 Why?
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 4 жыл бұрын
Joper Amod they cannot easily defend themselves for one and if are stricken with disease will not be prepared to fend off anything new to them
@SimpleTanks
@SimpleTanks 4 жыл бұрын
You guys ignorant amish have tons weapons.
@tafara9783
@tafara9783 4 жыл бұрын
The good old days when me n B used to crack up like a mofo to Dave's content...aaaah, life neh
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