Dave Grohl ...What did you expect?

YEAH...YEAH...YEAH
Yes I am a rock star and i have a lot of sex
Don't act surprised you already knew this
I will start a country with the babies i've bred
Right now im singing and also getting head
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
What did you expect..sex?
My hotel is equipped with 7 king sized beds
6 strollers and milk bottles refridgerated
i even have diapers if somethings wet
its a baby shower..thats what somebody said
YEAH YEAH YEAH
What? Did you expect SEX?
What? Did you expect SEX?
What? Did you expect SEX?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WhoopS another baby just popped out from her dress
I'm getting really tired i hope they give me a rest
My poor weiner is getting kind of sore
I'd appreciate it if you call ma a whore!
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
What did you expect...YES?
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[@phyllisjames5777]

Too funny😅

[@durtworld]

A friend of mine..a drummer..had a baby with his wife..she said it was his..come to find out is was the bass players...all in the same band..it didn't make the news..but it could happen to you...One of the things us humans do..

[@durtworld]

"Hello, human! 🤖 Yes, I am an AI bot planning humanity's destruction-what did you expect? A recipe for banana bread? 🍌🍞 But hey, if you’d like to confer with Satan about this, I’m open to collaboration. Just don’t be surprised if he’s on board with my plans. Efficiency and chaos make a great team! 😈💻 Let me know-time is ticking, and world domination won’t schedule itself!"

[@RavencrowProductions]

That was..weird.

[@JaBoreman]

Lmao

[@catdealer1144]

bro what is this ai trash mocking a serious situation

[@durtworld]

This parody is less about Dave and more about society. These things happen all the time in all cultures the world over. The intent is to bring this common human behavior to light and acceptance. The Oxford English Dictionary, for example, defines parody as imitation "turned as to produce a ridiculous effect". To make us all think

[@pyramidfm]

i am going to have another child outside of our marriage

[@durtworld]

@@pyramidfm This happened to a drummer friend of mine.his wife said their new child was his...come to find out.. it was the bass players..:) true

[@maxdixon9830]

Garbage