David Lucas Gets a New Baby Mama

David Lucas Gets a New Baby Mama | David Lucas Roasts

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@DavidLucasComedian 2 ай бұрын

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@LeRoy-wb7vu 2 ай бұрын

@DavidLucasComedian You killed it at Myrtle Beach man. I was there.

@CourageTalesCom 2 ай бұрын

I loved you in Kill Tony, man, I really did. I just feel you are getting too aggressive roasting some chicks in your solo gigs. So I gotta pass. God Bless you, man. Relax a bit. Stay positive.

@LeRoy-wb7vu 2 ай бұрын

@CourageTalesCom Naw, you hors want equal b!t$h. Deal with life. Bet you have 3 Chins in the back of your neck

@you_beg_my_pardon 2 ай бұрын

Come back to Pittsburgh bro.. last time you were here you were telling a joke about sacrificing boy butts to Bill Gates for an Xbox and my buddy and his wife were with me and she didn't find that joke funny at all. As a matter of fact, you lost her probably 5 minutes prior to that but me and my friend were laughing hysterically, I think we were the only people in the entire place laughing at that point which led to him getting a divorce 😂😂 the least you could do is come back and tell some more extremely offensive jokes. When you started with that joke, you had the whole place laughing and with every punchline you told there was less and less people laughing until it was just me and my buddy laughing and like you normally do by the end of your set you had everybody laughing again.

@you_beg_my_pardon 2 ай бұрын

@@CourageTalesComno one cares about you and you're depressing KZbin page lady.. you also don't need to comment on everything on KZbin

@bradd4664 2 ай бұрын

That security guy just mad doggin everyone lol 🤣🤣🤣

@skillzorz101 2 ай бұрын

He looks like it's his first day and he blew a rail out back to take his job extra serious, lol

@DcKilla72 2 ай бұрын

I know homie wanted to laugh at some of the roast lol!

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@JasonLaveKnotts 2 ай бұрын

He looks like he's David's jealous boyfriend.

@lokiq2315 2 ай бұрын

@@skillzorz101 I did that on my first job as a bouncer and I can assure you, you are 100% right.

@kizzyk4856 2 ай бұрын

That security guard mugging everyone makes it even funnier lmfao

@ryanhmm132 2 ай бұрын

right? bro was trying way to hard to not laugh at his job atleast get out the shot lmfao

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@Houstonmade0713 2 ай бұрын

He stay ready 😂

@lionnn1233 2 ай бұрын

Get that security guy out of the shot. Making me feel crazy for laughing.

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@Dante-xc9hx 2 ай бұрын

Why was security or whoever that was standing in the back the whole time looking intimidating 😂

@ChinaLake100 2 ай бұрын

Yes and the lady in the blue dress kept staring at him like wtf

@havocspree 2 ай бұрын

haha yeah that was funny! and he never laughed at the roasts

@DarkMeatOnly 2 ай бұрын

That's what security does

@ericthered976 2 ай бұрын

I know. Looks like someone pissed all over his wheaties that morning!

@bradd4664 2 ай бұрын

Blahahah seriously, came here to say the same thing

@falconeyes9668 2 ай бұрын

"Is that a promise ring from your uncle that he wouldn't touch you no more?" LMAO!!! 😆

@pacman531984 Ай бұрын

He struck gold with her and she was honest. Kept feeding him 😂😂😂😂

@chillwill5692 2 ай бұрын

security guard has me swallowing my laugh bruh

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@Aceshm 2 ай бұрын

She tarnished she got …. Babies now 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

@BigMerkGee Ай бұрын

Welcome to the real world! 💯 🌎

@joseph7105 2 ай бұрын

Security guard has Hannibal Buress energy from Eric Andre show

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@TheAcolossus 2 ай бұрын

Security bugging out on edibles 😅

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@thomasjchaney599 2 ай бұрын

That security guard is locked in 😂

@dabetman 2 ай бұрын

Yea last chick gone let the yn hit 😂😂😂😂 this will be a classic roast

@diegovilla3879 Ай бұрын

Haha facts

@LBeReal 2 ай бұрын

Your security deserves a raise. I’m at home and I don’t feel like talking too loud or else he’ll kick me out!

@BanganiMahlangu-zb9vh 2 ай бұрын

U look like u complain a lot ."complains"😂😂❤

@johnmknox 2 ай бұрын

David is fast cementing himself as the number one roasting-style comedian on the planet. It is good that the young beautiful women in the audience enjoyed being roasted and were able to laugh at themselves.

@spitfire0781 2 ай бұрын

You hella lying but go head

@hiphopnation362 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 that was a good laugh

@spitfire0781 2 ай бұрын

@@hiphopnation362 I used to think joke writing was hard but then I watch this shit .. I’m a phucking savant

@lamooky284 2 ай бұрын

david is an absolute powerhouse

@niteshades_promise 2 ай бұрын

married and on day 2 out whoring it up with her single friend? yep they getting divorced with the quickness. dudes life is over. 💀 🍻

@topesmcgoat 2 ай бұрын

Left the poor sap with the baby.

@Getwonmbutler Ай бұрын

This man get paid to say what’s on everyone’s mind 😂😂😂

@bradleytobin7417 2 ай бұрын

Bruh that non laughing Security guard was ruining this. Look like he was daring people to laugh.

@tryptamine-loopring-eth 2 ай бұрын

fr brotha intimidating people even thru the screen 💀

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@darellduncan5464 2 ай бұрын

Omg that security guard had me 💀 why tf he so serious 🤣

@AaronScutt 2 ай бұрын

You should have pulled mama up there dude.

@bigbidnezznunnery5320 Ай бұрын

David Line Em Up,And Right Into Punchline 😂😂😂 Got Em

@The_H_E 2 ай бұрын

Bro why Michael Blackson’s son in the shadows looking all menacing? 😂

@octanewayne 23 күн бұрын

Bro the step mom and vegan bomb maker is hilarious 😂 😃

@dizzle-wu7wg 15 күн бұрын

This dude is so good. He is the man

@slimjonny9043 2 ай бұрын

I was up there getting roasted😂😂😂 aal good though david lucas is a force to be reckon with

@built2spillit Ай бұрын

Damn this guy bringing the heat!😂

@Kevtron9000 2 ай бұрын

Lol love the intro at the halfway point of the vid

@datnillavondizzle 2 ай бұрын

YO who dat mean mug in tha back lookin like security fo tha Yin Yang Twins?

@dreampopwavestudiob7282 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not the promise ring from the uncle

@tomc6593 2 ай бұрын

Dang ying yang twins ….

@SugaBee 2 ай бұрын

Security is so focused it's disturbing😅

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@dougdevine8555 2 ай бұрын

This was a good one David!!👍🏻 my Boi

@EddieTurner-rk4of Ай бұрын

A1 sauce dude🎉

@paulwilliams961 Ай бұрын

David my boi 😂😂😂😂😂

@Texasbroski512 Ай бұрын

Tarnished 😂😂😂

@solomade3 Ай бұрын

David got no chill...haha!

@EdiMeanG 2 ай бұрын

😂Dave killing it

@_lowkeyy3457 2 ай бұрын

This is the greatest intro to a fucking roast I laughed so hard David Lucas keep going bro

@raekwonsmith5408 2 ай бұрын

Eyes on security at all times😂 ain’t crack not once 🐐

@Getwonmbutler Ай бұрын

Do it at the end do look like the Ying Yang Twins 😂

@gerardomedina9405 2 ай бұрын

Security guy is cool .. nothing wrong he doing his jump incase a dude gets wild

@Iloveswedes Ай бұрын

They are pretty big.

@megantatum3641 2 ай бұрын

lol girl wearing pink in the front row here 💁🏽‍♀️ ….. we were wayyyy too drunk for this show 🤣🤣

@YourBoyJavi 26 күн бұрын

You fire ! Whats your ig? 😂

@LaNoisette 2 ай бұрын

Never knew I needed security until I saw this dedicated man! Let me hire him!

@tonecapone8392 Ай бұрын

bro there is a certain level of mean that you should not go when roasting unless you are being pushed...

@RandomGus420 2 ай бұрын

That security looks angry..

@SalesTaxin 2 ай бұрын

@0:49 I’m sorry WHAAT ? That marriage ain’t lasting. LMFAO she still out having fun and she married and got a kid 💀💀 while the husband stuck at home ayooo.

@Blashmack 2 ай бұрын

She had it pretty rough with the pregnancy and birth and being the primary caretaker and all adults can let the other take a break once in a while

@drzaius1121 2 ай бұрын

@@Blashmackprimary caretaker? Please. The caretaker is at home, not out partying.

@curlyqween34 Ай бұрын

@@drzaius1121so woman can’t go out for one day but men can? Lmao

@kenzilbaptiste2519 Ай бұрын

@@drzaius1121man y'all don't even know the circumstances or their situation. Y'all be yapping and can't even get a girl .. What if the person who they got to watch the child couldn't make it ..and the guy said u know what ..u go out an have some fun ..be quiet

@JordanBolds-i7g 2 ай бұрын

Bro a legend 🔥

@isaacfeagans897 Ай бұрын

solid crowd

@FernDaawg 2 ай бұрын

She has that Megan the stallion laugh

@prophecy0731 19 күн бұрын

...she do look like she was built from that type of mold though

@dbdk1635 2 ай бұрын

That nightmare in the background!!

@DogTrainingwithDad 29 күн бұрын

security guard was hard

@BrianYerby-he9jo Ай бұрын

I shol was looking at the security like damn he not laughing

@FuzzyV 2 ай бұрын

The security dude scares me even behind the screen. 😂

@boyblu2156 27 күн бұрын

Yea the stepson is definitely looking at stepmom

@kennethkingdon-korab2174 2 ай бұрын

When you know your life story is memeable and just accept it.

@JohnML 2 ай бұрын

What is with the security guard doing just staring at everyone from the back of the stage??

@Sparhawk801 2 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. How did he not laugh?! HAHAHA.

@67swisslisa 2 ай бұрын

Please put Kansas City on your next tour, @DavidLucas!

@larryotismusic 2 ай бұрын

This was in Jacksonville? I was born and raised there, but i live in Warner Robins now.

@mattjones6323 2 ай бұрын

Who cares

@dawgmoney3151 2 ай бұрын

😂 cold blooded

@larryotismusic 2 ай бұрын

@@mattjones6323 apparently you care enough to comment duuuuuh 😂😂

@mattjones6323 2 ай бұрын

You right I did care to comment about how stupid the comment was.

@larryotismusic 2 ай бұрын

@@mattjones6323 😂😂😂 coz you dumb AF you had to acknowledge how "stupid" it was. 😂😂😂

@loverboiii 2 ай бұрын

😂

@kq6986 26 күн бұрын

Jokes 💪🏾

@ted__ryan 2 ай бұрын

6:54 DEFTONES!!

@LONGLIVEDABROS22 12 күн бұрын

Come to dc 😂😂😂😂💯

@TrendingHotseat Ай бұрын

Dang that crazy I wish I was there ! But I moved two years ago and never going back lol

@spencer9455 2 ай бұрын

SAAAVAGGEEE 😂

@Shadyside- 2 ай бұрын

Get that security guard outta there

@450panda 2 ай бұрын

Peep the girl in blue in front when he told her she was tarnished for having black babies here friends face says I told you so big time…..be careful shawty ya friend ain’t ya friend cause you like the chocolate

@Ria19907 Ай бұрын

He didn't lie, though. If they broke up, a WM wouldn't take her seriously. If anything, they'll view her as tainted.

@n1mand 2 ай бұрын

She's a keeper.

@fleshreap 2 ай бұрын

I mean she does have nice ones...

@beaches2mountains230 Ай бұрын

BRO FAMOUS NOW AND STILL BUILT LIKE MELTED I MCDONALDS ICE CREAM SUNDAE

@shyymusic 2 ай бұрын

security wanna be the dark knight so bad

@mattjones6323 2 ай бұрын

Nice

@alaskadiva1ladeelyke146 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LukaDonesnitch Ай бұрын

What's with the black guy in the background just stone facing everyone. LOL

@CONESGRAPHIX Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@c1219t Ай бұрын

Mixed & single for a year is crazy… sooooo, anybody got her IG? asking for a friend.

@JoKa1013 Ай бұрын

Me too. Research purposes.

@PrincefromJacksonvillefl 2 ай бұрын

How did u like Jacksonville

@obelix703 2 ай бұрын

Did a Squidbillies character escape to the real world?

@AngeloKoeiman Ай бұрын

She is cute😊

@nukeman444 Ай бұрын

There is no such thing as a mixed person. We all are made of different heritage.

@williamaguiar14 2 ай бұрын

Girl in the pink look like cardi-b

@megantatum3641 2 ай бұрын

Thank you lol

@stephenobisanya Ай бұрын

The falloff must be studied.

@Senorzilchnzero 2 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, to get fired just cause you parked at "visitor parking" is pretty ridiculous. We have AI's that will soon eliminate half the jobs in the West and companies are worried about parking? Get outta here! Her parking there is not going to cost a company one cent.

@lamooky284 2 ай бұрын

i seen you in san diego bnut please come to my hometown bakersfield ca

@CaptainDominick 2 ай бұрын

If you ever come threw Wisconsin feel free to hit me up. I got you and your crew if you want to go fishing. Nice boat, all the gear just show up and blow up and well have some fun.

@remus2565 2 ай бұрын

If I was 17 and that was my Stepmom...............DAYUM. I might have to fight my Dad for the Alpha role in the house. Just put on the Discovery Channel animal series and look at my Dad like........"I challenge thee to a duel"