Yo the panel looks like the county jail drunk tank😅
@stilltrill198 Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@MrTommylotto Жыл бұрын
Now that's comedy!!!😂😂😂
@nononono12345 Жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@Nebo888 Жыл бұрын
Definitely Florida, Polk or Lee county.
@Youtubesucks916 Жыл бұрын
Your profile pic looks like the county jail pedophile holding tank
@plookie9 Жыл бұрын
DL, you murdered it man. You and Tony are gold. Had me crying laughing over here.
@wraithstrongopark Жыл бұрын
i think tony got the k.o. on this one. lucas come in with a power punch and tony would rock back with the two piece.
@GodlyVibe_VRgaming Жыл бұрын
“I can’t get her pregnant them eggs scrambled” 😆😂☠️☠️
@Weekend658 Жыл бұрын
I ain’t called you gay in 2 weeks Nigga ..I’m ready 😭🤣😭
@Liquid_Alchemy Жыл бұрын
David, that Django Unchained blast destroyed me!! 🤣😂☠
@MillionDollarMullettt Жыл бұрын
Omfg that shit took me out🤣
@jeddclampet6080 Жыл бұрын
Not the white cake 😂
@GirthWindFire Жыл бұрын
The musicians in the back 👉 👈 after that gem of a roast is what got me.
@MegaAlimoro Жыл бұрын
the amount of love, intelligence, and of course comedy this video has is unbelievable. you can easily see that Tony´s mom is your biggest fan
@boom-headshot2654 Жыл бұрын
She's like a proud momma bear, proud of her son and her daughter 😂. Honestly, I love seeing 2 friends be able to go jab for jab with each other in good fun like that. Only found out about Tony and David a few weeks back and it's amazing to watch.
@MillionDollarMullettt Жыл бұрын
Bruh the tying your shoes shit had me CRYING!😂😂😂 Tony’s mom is cool as hell too!
@ffnovice7 Жыл бұрын
Very underrated
@RAZZmataz_22 Жыл бұрын
"Those eggs are scrambled" Top tier!!!😂😂 😂
@johnsolodolo Жыл бұрын
Tonys mom is a trooper!😂😂😂
@vversusv1364 Жыл бұрын
She'd need to be a trooper being Tony's mom lol.
@Othimbo Жыл бұрын
Yup, earned her stripes 😅
@Initial__B Жыл бұрын
probably the most I have laughed at a Lucas / Tony roast session
@vversusv1364 Жыл бұрын
Top 3 probably.
@ZeruS117 Жыл бұрын
I still think "Gravy seal" is probably my favorite comeback.
@unclejesse4271 Жыл бұрын
Yeah this one was pretty fucking good
@billithekidd2572 Жыл бұрын
them eggs are scrambled had me rolling
@JPF0115 Жыл бұрын
The GED to the KFC to the BBC had me dying 😂
@jsock8380 Жыл бұрын
He finally had a rebuttle for that KFC line... Tony been getting him with that. DL vs Bisping is an example.
@Melinda_B62 Жыл бұрын
The best part of Kill Tony - David & Tony destroying each other! 🤣
@daregulator83 Жыл бұрын
Bro that don’t bend down to tie your shoes joke killed me 😂😂😂😂
@ThrifterPicker Жыл бұрын
I love when Tony and David roast each other. Nothing better 😂
@deccodestroy6960 Жыл бұрын
Why is Tony’s mom loving David’s jokes like he saying what she’s been thinking for the last 20 plus years
@coalesce3333 Жыл бұрын
What a difference a two week break from Kill Tony can do. You had some great shots! I can't imagine how hard it is after all this time to think of new burns for Tony, let alone the panel members.
@thegreatbarrerquief7473 Жыл бұрын
Hans needs a break. He might come back with a solid 45seconds
@iimasheriiol222 Жыл бұрын
@@thegreatbarrerquief7473yo idk if it’s a break or what but that last set was rough or maybe it’s the coke 🤫
@thegreatbarrerquief7473 Жыл бұрын
@@iimasheriiol222 naa it’s straight up lazy shit. Hans got the golden ticket and gave the secret recipe to Slugworth. I don’t give a fuck if he was living in his car, etc. Thousands would kill for the opportunity Hans has. “Oh, it’s so hard to come up with 1 min each week.” Cunt spends 30 seconds when it’s go time with his “it’s so nice to be in Texas” introduction. It’s getting old now. Shape up or ship out. Prove me wrong Hans. You gonna take over this Chocolate Factory? Or you where just lucky?
@loganpraz2566 Жыл бұрын
He needs to hit more of the panel most of his jokes just gay jokes, still love David though
@RighteousSportz917 Жыл бұрын
@@loganpraz2566 that's why it's beautiful, where else could he say these things. And folks not want to cancel him
@shibarmycryp5128 Жыл бұрын
David's laugh makes the joke even better 😂
@devonsylvia4313 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the office holding back laughter. I'm making these noises like I'm crying to stifle how funny this was. 😂
@AReverything169 Жыл бұрын
People saying you wouldn’t roast her. Shit this man will roast anyone. Fucking the best!!
@timandshannon0311 ай бұрын
These two going after each other is the greatest!!!
@YungPresty Жыл бұрын
You and William needa be in a remake to like men in black or some shit 😂😂😂 that shit would go crazy
@ExtremelyRightWing Жыл бұрын
Or Blazin Saddles
@brendanschnabel188 Жыл бұрын
White men can’t jump. Or Robin Hood, or trading spaces. Any movie with a white/ black duo leading cast: god please. Let one of these happen hahaha
@darkblade3897 Жыл бұрын
They could remake Rush Hour and call it Lunch Hour
@YungPresty Жыл бұрын
@@brendanschnabel188 yea literally any dynamic like that they would fucking kill 😂
@imemberberry Жыл бұрын
Bert and Tom are shooting Fat Astronauts soon. If David and Will aren't in it I'll be disappointed.
@kcirezevlag818 Жыл бұрын
“You don’t even bend down to tie yo shoes! You just..” *lift leg up* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vversusv1364 Жыл бұрын
I thought Tony had him with the KFC comeback, but the BBC line was so good.
@ivywoodxrecords Жыл бұрын
Tony changed D Lukes life with this show. It brings a fucking tear to my eye
@dylanherron3963 Жыл бұрын
I havent had an 8 minute back-and-forth make me wheeze like that in a good bit. Love David, man. Austin TX really has it going on in between Tony, Tom/Christina (and Danny Brown), and Rogan's new spot.
@BlackJesusMr Жыл бұрын
Bro you got the biggest balls to be throwing out those jokes lmaoooo had me rolling looking at Tony's reaction when you hit the house slave joke
@newaccount12687 ай бұрын
I can watch a podcast of David and Tony just insulting each other 😂😂😂
@Outre7 Жыл бұрын
They actually have love for eachother..love to see there chemistry
@stephenirishjr.9557 Жыл бұрын
One of your best sets yet man.
@Nebo888 Жыл бұрын
“Blend in with the bricks” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jquest1984 Жыл бұрын
The energy and punchlines had me hyped and I was crying laughing. Best set in a while, and they all kill!
@artofsoul5 ай бұрын
I finally noticed the guy at the end and Tony's mom laughing hysterically. The first few times I was doubled over in laughter. Classic.
@Snakebloke Жыл бұрын
_"I can't get HER pregnant...them eggs is scrambled..."_ OH my God I died. HAHAHA
@BBones541 Жыл бұрын
That shoe tying joke damn near fuckin killed me just now LMMFAO Took a hit of this blunt and damn near laugh/coughed a fuckin lung up
@Slimfupa3 күн бұрын
Lmfao my entire body hurts from laughing so hard “ sassy ass daughter “ is Unreal
@Speedracer6996 Жыл бұрын
I look forward to these roast between you and Tony 😂 everytime
@nicg1697 Жыл бұрын
The greatest roaster of our generation and possibly one of the greatest if not the greatest stand up comedian🙏🏻the world needs to know David Lucas
@DatFugginGuy Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say something as soon as she opened her mouth at 7:03 , but Damnit! DAVID SHOOTS FROM THE HIP and blasts out a Django joke before I could even jump! Killer!
@axmnstrbnd Жыл бұрын
That BBC hit back at Tony was fuckin GOLD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@onlymyrooles Жыл бұрын
I just love how it’s the successful comedians who are giving the new guys chance to get noticed. They all know how tough it was to get up there, good on them 👏 So grateful for the internet (sounds strange because it’s been around for years) but just 20 years ago chances are slim to none that we would ever be lucky enough to see these guys. I need these laughs😊
@DemonWhisper1 Жыл бұрын
That dildology line murdered me lol
@killervacuum Жыл бұрын
crazy how rogan found the stargate sg-1 set in a dumpster and made it the main decoration in his comedy club
@Tododuro17 Жыл бұрын
Tony’s mom has a great sense of humor
@lawrencemeldrum33752 ай бұрын
2:56 thought he was deflecting because Tony's line was SO GOOD but David just went another level
@lucasporter1616 Жыл бұрын
I just laughed so fuckin hard my back popped 😂
@luke7750 Жыл бұрын
What makes David funny is not only his jokes but the fact that he laughs uncontrollably after he says a joke 😂😂
@KIDJAAP Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭 boi that Django joke took me out bro
@chakmo_ol Жыл бұрын
This kept me up and that energy transcends ❤
@AbeTweakin Жыл бұрын
the white cake joke had me dying
@phillipboswell3216 Жыл бұрын
Loved this episode!!!
@Ppluvr215 Жыл бұрын
Damn, that zodiac sign premise is ground breaking. Thank god Tony put him on
@davidbarnes4742 Жыл бұрын
When tony says Son of a bitch. Gets me every time
@Phillip-py7pc Жыл бұрын
David mocking his mom: Here at Hinchliffe Farms are never TOO MUCH"🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@wraithstrongopark Жыл бұрын
"downward facing hotdog." lmfao!!!!
@anglerjones86 Жыл бұрын
Had to rewatch your clip after watching the episode on tues.
@lotto.premiere2698 Жыл бұрын
Dem eggs is scrambled ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@1Tygi Жыл бұрын
Tony was on his ass this episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
@ModernMessiah Жыл бұрын
That Django unchained joke was fucking hilarious. It's hard being funny af on the spot.
@kryptonian5539 Жыл бұрын
These never get old
@VegaH_ Жыл бұрын
Tony felt every joke you can see it on his face. Maybe cause his mom is there
@manicjsvision444 Жыл бұрын
These two roasting each is the funniest sh#t ever 🤣
@KAOS-rz1lb Жыл бұрын
5:55 this moment onwards is the best part of this video absolutely stellar exchange here involving 3 letter acronyms David lucas came out on top though with his counter roast. I love Kill tony and i love David Lucas
@williv Жыл бұрын
David and Tony going back and forth in the funniest shit.
@jeremydeaton39865 ай бұрын
David Lucas is one of the funniest comedians out right now! Wow
@buzzybee186 Жыл бұрын
Tony's mom is hilarious to watch. I love when Mom's show up like this
@Newjerseyblows Жыл бұрын
Cant believe im just finding this show 😂
@sohelhussain2689 Жыл бұрын
Oh man him and Tony are such a great pair. This is the main event it’s not even his minute lmao
@NittyGritty420 Жыл бұрын
David will go down in history as the best roaster in history
@sixtolavalle343 Жыл бұрын
bruh to the left is RED from laughing
@tanknstein10275 ай бұрын
David you’re by far the funniest regular on KT
@YeetLord666 Жыл бұрын
Capri-cornbread had me fucking dying
@PrincevincentiusEL Жыл бұрын
Capricorn-bread omfg I died 🤣💀
@carlbrew4704 Жыл бұрын
Bra I love this !! This the best white an black duo!! They destroyed racism!! We done teamed up against the lgbqt 😂😂😂
@ctrlartdel4 ай бұрын
Great shoutout to William! Love yall!
@negusdawoo Жыл бұрын
Didnt think he was gonna do the eggs ... he did it
@Herkulez19817 ай бұрын
Guy NeXT to tonys mom is having the day of his life 😂
@joshpalmer1981 Жыл бұрын
Redban looks like you took the Saturation out of him lol
@JJ_hehehehehe Жыл бұрын
Nobody: David Lucas starting a set: yuhh
@Chopman1 Жыл бұрын
one of the best! David need to go away for 2 weeks more often cos this content is great!
@heliumhubcryptocollective9337 Жыл бұрын
omg...his mom sounds like she came from django ..i lost it
@1971jwing Жыл бұрын
David's laugh plays on loop at the factory. Well played Mr. Lucas...
@M3TaGh0sStT5 ай бұрын
David Lucas laugh sounds like the decaying skeletons in EverQuest.
@luke7750 Жыл бұрын
I cried when he said Tony’s mama sounded like someone on Django Unchained 😂😂
@albertsoto92 Жыл бұрын
Downward facing hotdog!!!😂😂😂😂
@nickdailey9889 Жыл бұрын
That kfc and bbc roast was probably the best retaliation between you 2
@harshpro Жыл бұрын
This was HEAT!
@virgo4200 Жыл бұрын
this roast battle was funny as fuck I'm dead lmao
@Funkcoma Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch you David, I fall a little bit more in love with your comedy.
@joshleos5811 Жыл бұрын
This one of your funniest appearances on the show, you and tony had me fuckin dying🤣🤣🤣
@JWnFlorida Жыл бұрын
Great set.. keep going.
@jaystevens42711 ай бұрын
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard by myself in a long time!
@txconfidential95869 ай бұрын
This was the funniest roast sesh. HOLY FUCK!!
@MamboKing2152 ай бұрын
Lucas & Patterson have the same exact laugh
@HF1.0 Жыл бұрын
Just nonstop laughing at all his own jokes.
@BDOT310 Жыл бұрын
They both was on 🔥 😂😂
@bebrooks11 Жыл бұрын
When tony saw your pants @27sec 😂😂😂
@LastNameInTown Жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! ♥ Thank you for the lols!!!
@Dabocado Жыл бұрын
David Lucas looks like he’s everybody’s best friend. What a gem.