Roasting a Heckler Ends in a Brawl

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David Lucas

David Lucas

Жыл бұрын

Lady tried to tell me about Baltimore.
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!

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@DavidLucasComedian
@DavidLucasComedian Жыл бұрын
Thank yall for the love and support. I've got a bunch of tour dates coming up. Lets pack out these shows: davidlucascomedy.com/tour
@rhonda1704
@rhonda1704 Жыл бұрын
GOOD COME BACK
@ametcalfjr830
@ametcalfjr830 Жыл бұрын
Man I have a whole another level you after this lol n I fucks wit you on roast me
@willpulera7303
@willpulera7303 Жыл бұрын
Bruh we need this 💯 it reminds me of growing up in the 80's & 90's where everybody would roast each other and laugh our ass off doing it until that one guy get upset and we start fighting. Damn I miss the era when there was real face to face human interaction. Now everybody gotta see shit from social media.
@DMartinez-719
@DMartinez-719 Жыл бұрын
I don't get why people try to talk shit to the best roaster in the world
@jcp4OOO
@jcp4OOO Жыл бұрын
Legit roasting haha. All whilst she bought tickets to the show haha.
@dimviesel
@dimviesel Жыл бұрын
He roasted em both while standing like Captain Morgan! That alone is legendary
@sirkomatoast715
@sirkomatoast715 Жыл бұрын
This comment made everyone at my job bawl out in laughter.
@sebastianprang3336
@sebastianprang3336 Жыл бұрын
That's is shit is seriously funny ! U should do comedy
@GameVisionsinc
@GameVisionsinc Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cian2944
@cian2944 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@xTWIZZY7
@xTWIZZY7 11 ай бұрын
Captain Morgan 😂😂😂
@IFIMTHEDEV1L
@IFIMTHEDEV1L Жыл бұрын
They picked the absolute worst person to heckle🤣🤣 they skipped all the missions and all the levels and went straight to the boss and got what they deserve🤣👏👏👏
@jpablo700
@jpablo700 Жыл бұрын
Him or Andrew Schultz
@extracurricularshit
@extracurricularshit Жыл бұрын
@@jpablo700 came here to say this lol
@rzwitdauncut
@rzwitdauncut Жыл бұрын
dem dummies came straight out of the cut scene, turned auto help off, and glitched their way to the final door of the game
@kmall87
@kmall87 Жыл бұрын
@@jpablo700 real shit! DO NOT go to one of these dudes show if you are the type to heckle negatively. We dont want to see more murder plz
@timwinchester2366
@timwinchester2366 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯 fact!!
@pooponparade
@pooponparade Жыл бұрын
Never seen a comedian interact that much and shut them down that frequently. That was perfect and hilarious.
@randymarsh9488
@randymarsh9488 Жыл бұрын
Andrew Schulz? Richard Pryor? Dc Yung fly? C'mon mannneee
@Android-Zen
@Android-Zen 7 ай бұрын
Bill burr - Philly rant
@ruthl3ssstudio163
@ruthl3ssstudio163 5 ай бұрын
Steve Hofstetter.... King of destroying hecklers
@Yourmomgoestocollege87
@Yourmomgoestocollege87 Жыл бұрын
Instant classic! “Let your girl speak for you” I literally spit my water out when that line dropped
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng Жыл бұрын
Facts. You can tell by his flamboyant inflection that he is not the pants in that relationship.
@kobejohnson4103
@kobejohnson4103 Жыл бұрын
He said Baltimore look like Hiroshima …he’s not even lying lol
@dailyatom8678
@dailyatom8678 Жыл бұрын
For reall i seen “half” a house. Like part was a house, and the other half looked like God curb stomped it.
@kobejohnson4103
@kobejohnson4103 Жыл бұрын
I lived there most of my life and maaaaaan it is horrifying
@T.J.Caldwell318
@T.J.Caldwell318 Жыл бұрын
I live in Baltimore it's hell on earth with zombies walking around
@mica122213
@mica122213 Жыл бұрын
guess trump was right again.. you can thank elijah cummings
@kobejohnson4103
@kobejohnson4103 Жыл бұрын
@@mica122213 you’re not the only person that feel that way , even my older brother hates that guy
@OmgZano
@OmgZano Жыл бұрын
Acting tough at a comedy show is the saddest thing you can do
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
Acting tough is the saddest thing no matter the setting. After s**ping for the Blue and Yellow Right Sector Nazis of course...
@yunggoosbumps215
@yunggoosbumps215 Жыл бұрын
@@chriswarren1902 You do realize he's talking about the hecklers right?
@chriswarren1902
@chriswarren1902 Жыл бұрын
@@yunggoosbumps215 yea I realize this now I'm stupid 😒
@kareemhailey9585
@kareemhailey9585 Жыл бұрын
How about acting tough at church
@BillyT886
@BillyT886 Жыл бұрын
Getting BEAT UP at a Comedy Central is the saddest thing you can do…. 🤣
@LT.BrianM
@LT.BrianM Жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen hecklers get blasted like this ever. Well done! You walked the perfect line of being hilarious but also pointed. I have no idea why people pay to see a comedian, then think it’s their time in the light. Man, keep it up. New fan here!
@ferox965
@ferox965 10 ай бұрын
The best smackdown I've ever heard was Carlin. Some idiot wouldn't shut up and Carlin just tore him apart.
@dcgeorgia6307
@dcgeorgia6307 Жыл бұрын
I liked the way you handled yourself with those two who were trying to ruin your show and audience's evening. You stayed light and laughing while roastin' their asses.
@cjm0174
@cjm0174 Жыл бұрын
David has never been “light”
@poplin4257
@poplin4257 Жыл бұрын
@@cjm0174 lmaoo stop 😂
@unforgivenkd
@unforgivenkd 2 ай бұрын
Isn’t this what he does every show? It seems like he invites the hecklers to heckle. It’s not some hero story of him defending himself. Of the few videos I’ve seen, he does this and this only.
@Opie..
@Opie.. Жыл бұрын
"you get spooned at night"... "you have step daddy energy" You murdered that guy. 😂😂😂
@godlesspeacesign8852
@godlesspeacesign8852 Жыл бұрын
"Step daddy energy"
@jeremybrown9611
@jeremybrown9611 Жыл бұрын
Nah he said energy, that makes it worst. They don't respect that nigga!
@Opie..
@Opie.. Жыл бұрын
@@godlesspeacesign8852 fixed
@godlesspeacesign8852
@godlesspeacesign8852 Жыл бұрын
@@Opie.. biological daddy energy lol
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng Жыл бұрын
His wife's girlfriend murdered him first. 😩
@dwaynehiler5735
@dwaynehiler5735 Жыл бұрын
I dont even consider David a comedian anymore, he's more like a professional instigator 🤣
@Spoofaged
@Spoofaged Жыл бұрын
Imagine he was Connor McGregor's hype man 🤣🤣🤣
@red4153
@red4153 Жыл бұрын
hater
@rvckyym
@rvckyym Жыл бұрын
@@Spoofaged every presser would be extreme irish laughs into a brawl
@wash5934
@wash5934 Жыл бұрын
And a racist
@dwaynehiler5735
@dwaynehiler5735 Жыл бұрын
@@wash5934 how do u define the word racist?
@LouieBagels
@LouieBagels Жыл бұрын
"You sound like you got stepdaddy energy" almost took me out 😂😂😂☠💀
@10barclayt
@10barclayt Жыл бұрын
As soon as he said "you live a life you hate" it hit that dude in his chest. He had to fight
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration Жыл бұрын
Whoever yelled "SHUT UUUUUUP" sound just LIKE Al Bundy 🤣
@kingheart9555
@kingheart9555 Жыл бұрын
that shit had me rolling bro 😂she shoulda listened
@chickenmanmackenzie3525
@chickenmanmackenzie3525 Жыл бұрын
Shuuuuut uuup Peggy
@kazuya4289
@kazuya4289 Жыл бұрын
i read this as soon as he said it LMAOOOOOOO im crying
@philthyphil9168
@philthyphil9168 Жыл бұрын
For real thou shut the f*** up. Wtf is this b**** trying to f*** the show up. Complaining ass b****.
@melissamissingchriscornell2513
@melissamissingchriscornell2513 Жыл бұрын
At 2:35? Nah. That's the only SHUT UUUUUUPPPP I heard & I don't hear it ...yes, I know that Al Bundy voice...since 1987
@Steve-ec6ed
@Steve-ec6ed Жыл бұрын
I've only been to 3 comedy shows in my life and never did I feel the need to get involved and speak my opinion.
@blessedblessed5018
@blessedblessed5018 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure when comedy shows turned into a conversation. The world is out of line right now. I say pray and protect yourself.
@narcodium
@narcodium Жыл бұрын
@@blessedblessed5018 Def comedy jam 90’s Richard Pryor 70’s… Always had hecklers, you’d know if you actually enjoyed comedy and watched it instead of reading a fantasy book you take literally
@Steve-ec6ed
@Steve-ec6ed Жыл бұрын
@@narcodium Comedy is about watching the comedian you paid to see, not to get involved with the show. Just because dumb ass people have heckled in the past doesn't mean thats an invitation to try and join the show. Unless the comedian is doing crowd work you shouldn't be trying to participate... you'd know that if you actually enjoyed comedy. (and God bless you)🙏🏼😂
@eastcoastpaper3862
@eastcoastpaper3862 Жыл бұрын
i went to a comedy show so high once, all i could do was keep laughn... the dude on stage thought i was heckling him so he went in on me. to which i continued laughing... he was so confused
@IaMYoungWalker22
@IaMYoungWalker22 Жыл бұрын
@@blessedblessed5018 we in the days of Noah all over again 😂😂 people can't even tell jokes anymore
@jhoggard8466
@jhoggard8466 Жыл бұрын
"bish you get spooned at night" LMAO
@negativeionz
@negativeionz Жыл бұрын
That was some next level shit right there. Your talent is off the chain. Love it. You deserve it. Can't wait to see where you go from here.
@HouseCat19
@HouseCat19 11 ай бұрын
Nothing better than ppl who say nick grr !! Favorite word amiright?! Lmao
@mikeburgess1618
@mikeburgess1618 Жыл бұрын
It’s comedians like this that deserve specials on Netflix.
@jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009
@jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 Жыл бұрын
@@louiecampers1767 yeah it's the worst right? 😂
@nowyukno7981
@nowyukno7981 Жыл бұрын
@@louiecampers1767 your opinion, leave Mike alone if he likes Netflix so be it
@TheIndoGod
@TheIndoGod Жыл бұрын
@@louiecampers1767 Shit They Paid Dave Chappelle
@14isoldenough
@14isoldenough Жыл бұрын
@@nowyukno7981 fuck that. If Mike does something stupid he deserves to be stupid
@jgetscensored7837
@jgetscensored7837 Жыл бұрын
@@nowyukno7981 first day on the internet?
@B.D.N.
@B.D.N. Жыл бұрын
The shit this dude comes up with is on another level😂. He's in his own bracket but reminds me of Patrice O'neal
@ChinoGreen
@ChinoGreen Жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@jiujitsujohne
@jiujitsujohne Жыл бұрын
Man I miss Patrice. I still put on old school Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and The Green Room with Paul Provenza just to hear him roast. Good Stuff for sure!
@SIKE01
@SIKE01 Жыл бұрын
He's possessed by the spirit of PATRICE O'NEAL 😅🤣😂
@SBC.Multimedia
@SBC.Multimedia Жыл бұрын
oh damn youre spot on rip patrice o'neal
@ramonjamon8221
@ramonjamon8221 Жыл бұрын
True but, Patrice would have won her over in the end.
@drb2k580
@drb2k580 2 ай бұрын
Why would ANYONE heckle David Lucas? Dude is a legend.
@DereliqueMahBAWLS
@DereliqueMahBAWLS Жыл бұрын
I like how the clip of the brawl isn’t even during his set but the description makes it seem like it happened because of his heckling
@RecreationalUseOnly
@RecreationalUseOnly Жыл бұрын
Every time David Lucas roasts a woke white feminist I get a little more faith in humanity.
@AcidSh33tz
@AcidSh33tz Жыл бұрын
I felt that
@gee_ruiz
@gee_ruiz Жыл бұрын
“woke white feminist” made me laugh lol
@Hen993
@Hen993 Жыл бұрын
All democrats are pos traitors no matter thier color
@shitpostmalone5341
@shitpostmalone5341 Жыл бұрын
It really is beautiful. David Lucas is a national treasure.
@Treize132
@Treize132 Жыл бұрын
White women are not woke they feign allyship with POC so they can center themselves as the moral authority or as the true victims
@crystalpepsi415
@crystalpepsi415 Жыл бұрын
What possesses a person to get angry and argue with a comedian whose on stage? SMH
@adnariMleinaD
@adnariMleinaD Жыл бұрын
When the Butt Hurt is real… Bitches(that goes for men too) be crazy
@DreadlockWonder
@DreadlockWonder Жыл бұрын
(Alcohol)
@Rino37
@Rino37 Жыл бұрын
@@DreadlockWonder plus an emotionally stunted man child with a very fragile ego.
@MrB00mbang
@MrB00mbang Жыл бұрын
Narcissism + alcohol = asshole
@cmartin6109
@cmartin6109 Жыл бұрын
Heavy ken and Karen energy. It doesn't matter what the setting is....they deserve the stage .. lol
@ms_naj
@ms_naj Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is - I don’t even know what this woman looks like. But, he’s describing her so well 😂
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng Жыл бұрын
I can already tell what she looks like with her nasty shrill voice. Some lanky anorexic white feminist with crooked gap teeth and neon purple hair
@rickb1891
@rickb1891 Жыл бұрын
Watching him watch the crowd is just as awesome as his jokes. True professional. He's reading everything.
@michaelslifecycle
@michaelslifecycle Жыл бұрын
I actually kinda feel bad for the dude. He probably payed for him and his girl to go see some comedy and she ended up getting them both roasted and he had to fight someone. Dudes never going to a comedy show again 😂
@j.crizzle8942
@j.crizzle8942 Жыл бұрын
@Michael’s Life Cycle bro last time I saw David in ATL the same shit happened, he got the job so riled up that she then tried to attack the headliner & got BOUNCED, her man included... they drove away in a Ferrari, which broke my heart because obviously they was suffering so bad 🙄🙄😆
@michaelslifecycle
@michaelslifecycle Жыл бұрын
@@j.crizzle8942 Hahah I guess it happens more than I expected. That sounds like a rough night for them 😂 Hopefully his Ferrari made him feel better about it
@RT-qz5ci
@RT-qz5ci Жыл бұрын
Big facts
@Spoofaged
@Spoofaged Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it don't seem like they need to be at a comedy show anyway
@garyward5515
@garyward5515 Жыл бұрын
He'll go,just won't bring her ANYMORE!
@jiujitsujohne
@jiujitsujohne Жыл бұрын
I just absolutely love David's ability to roast right off the cuff. This man is a roasting genius!
@BingoBangoBongoBOOM
@BingoBangoBongoBOOM Жыл бұрын
I hope you’re familiar with All Def’s “Roast Me?” If not, then you might like seeing David in his earlier days…
@Iam_jardow
@Iam_jardow Жыл бұрын
David Lucas is herrrrre
@keeganlarson5767
@keeganlarson5767 Жыл бұрын
He’s such an upcoming goat he don’t care where you come from what you wear how you talk he’s gonna roast ya. What was that lady thinking
@YnrTy18040
@YnrTy18040 Жыл бұрын
@@BingoBangoBongoBOOM first u grab a piece of meat, then u put it in a bun, now David Lucas havin fun😂😂😂😂
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
@@BingoBangoBongoBOOM That's where I found him, I already knew what was about to happen when he got pulled out of the bucket of destiny.
@MrKaje72
@MrKaje72 Жыл бұрын
This man and Corey Holcomb kill me. Like they make me laugh when I shouldn’t
@WheelLoveTV
@WheelLoveTV Жыл бұрын
Back n forth heckling can get awkward but u flipped it on some legendary shit 😂😂
@TiberiusMonk
@TiberiusMonk Жыл бұрын
Damn David going in like Thanos with all Infinity Stones. BODIED!
@connorriley7511
@connorriley7511 Жыл бұрын
Man was tryna defend Baltimore and don’t sound like he’s from Baltimore at all.
@ogd82699
@ogd82699 Жыл бұрын
It's definitely not called bulletmore...lol Somebody said "I've never heard that one, it's definitely Bodymore.."
@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 Жыл бұрын
@@ogd82699 I’ve only heard Bulletmore from people in ATL. I’ve never heard that shit anywhere else.
@YnrTy18040
@YnrTy18040 Жыл бұрын
@@ogd82699 similar to Memphis in a way but Baltimore definitely has more death’s
@whatchutalkinbout
@whatchutalkinbout Жыл бұрын
@@ogd82699 Bodymore, Murderland
@dakota6869
@dakota6869 Жыл бұрын
You had me crying laughing bro 😂😂 new favorite comedian
@yaboisquacks2495
@yaboisquacks2495 7 күн бұрын
David Lucas is steady climbing to the top of my favorite stand up comedians. The way he literally turns audience members disrupting his show into perhaps better content then he would have if they hadn't disrupted, is absolutely legendary.
@VicRodriguez2
@VicRodriguez2 Жыл бұрын
He read that whole man's life. Step-dad energy and Shut up Fred, go cook, really hit home for him.
@kufarimahdi9636
@kufarimahdi9636 10 ай бұрын
Fred*
@Bootchair
@Bootchair Жыл бұрын
They didn’t get roasted, they were eviscerated
@David_Tigre
@David_Tigre 20 күн бұрын
this man is a menace 😂☠️
@albertotorres5711
@albertotorres5711 Жыл бұрын
LOL David Lucas is so funny I clicked just to watch a fight and ended up watching the whole set. TWICE😅
@tesla_3_performance
@tesla_3_performance Жыл бұрын
"you gluten allergy ass " was hilarious 😆
@spraymie
@spraymie Жыл бұрын
First rule of comedian club Never heckle the comedian Seconded rule NEVER heckle the comedian.
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
-3rd rule: don't bring your masculine gf to a comedy show- 3rd rule: Don't date masculine W'.
@williamfredcooper3014
@williamfredcooper3014 Жыл бұрын
4th rule to 10th rule. Definitely DON’T heckle Lucas.
@KingStr0ng
@KingStr0ng Жыл бұрын
​@@joebenson528Facts. If she trying to be the man then let her date another woman instead.
@alexpearson8778
@alexpearson8778 10 ай бұрын
“You can’t cancel a n**** who ain’t afraid of being cancelled” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard and every comedian should have this mindset. Fuck cancel culture and all these people who have such an entitled mindset that they think they can just shut people down because they disagree. This man’s a real one and I hope he continues getting more and more popular, cuz we need more mfs who aren’t afraid to speak up and tell shit how it is.
@ordinarypablo
@ordinarypablo Жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the best roasts I ever watched
@kiwiwelch3620
@kiwiwelch3620 Жыл бұрын
Seeing people offended is the icing on his joke
@Uncle_Ruckus_
@Uncle_Ruckus_ Жыл бұрын
That roast me energy came back. Him emasculating a guy brought back flashbacks of billy
@spyguythesamurai
@spyguythesamurai Жыл бұрын
Bro your profile picture destroyed me hahahahahaha
@dchavez1528
@dchavez1528 Жыл бұрын
RIP Blockbuster
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
@@spyguythesamurai That's the only Blue and Yellow i'd stand with. Blockbuster was all about giving us entertainment at a good deal. Not spreading Nazism and syphoning $60B+ American tax dollars for a lost war effort.
@Uncle_Ruckus_
@Uncle_Ruckus_ Жыл бұрын
@@spyguythesamurai I love it, it pisses off the zelensky dick sucks who want us to burn more money for a conflict that's not ours.
@captivesojourner
@captivesojourner Жыл бұрын
i almost roasted u for having a Ukraine flag but i roasted myself when i deleted my comment lol. 🥂
@aimeeandDito
@aimeeandDito Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Hilarious, love it and why would you come for someone who can come at you second by second with no hesitation. 😂😂 Get em 😂😂
@christopherhurd3000
@christopherhurd3000 9 ай бұрын
Amazing video. I especially liked the way you changed your shirt, your hair, and you skin between your roast and the first clip. Two totally unrelated things happened and you're trying to claim it was you. Hilarious.
@TonyRich_504
@TonyRich_504 Жыл бұрын
Got damn! David fired the 100 round clip that day😂
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
magazine*
@howardraines5799
@howardraines5799 Жыл бұрын
It’s called a magazine. 🤦‍♂️
@blinkth3dog
@blinkth3dog Жыл бұрын
@@howardraines5799 called both. Twisted insane has a song called 100 round clip
@howardraines5799
@howardraines5799 Жыл бұрын
@@blinkth3dog The correct term is magazine. Clips is a term ignorant people use because they don’t know anything about firearms. Also, politicians use that term because they’re also retarded. If you weren’t lazy you would look it up but I guess that’s too hard. 🤦‍♂️ BTW-I wouldn’t get my talking points from a group called twisted insane. That’s dumbest name I’ve ever heard. 🤦‍♂️
@Petra999
@Petra999 Жыл бұрын
​@Blink th3Dog why does that matter lmao
@SlipperywhenRhett
@SlipperywhenRhett Жыл бұрын
Talking at a David Lucas show is as dangerous as dating OJ's ex. Why try the blowtorch?
@joejohnson27
@joejohnson27 Жыл бұрын
I 🤎 how OJ still lives rent free in your head. 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡 get over it. He’s innocent
@kmall87
@kmall87 Жыл бұрын
yup. both are murderers lol
@UrbanHiker317
@UrbanHiker317 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Old school...I like it. 👍🏻
@biologicalfailure972
@biologicalfailure972 Жыл бұрын
Imagine getting roasted at a comedy show and not laughing your ass off.
@BertFurfull
@BertFurfull Жыл бұрын
David is probably one of a few comedians you absolutely do not want to try and heckle because he will just go for the throat 😂😂😂
@mathewsarrowslinger2787
@mathewsarrowslinger2787 Жыл бұрын
David Lucas is brilliant. One of my favorite comedians.
@inku2015
@inku2015 Жыл бұрын
They gonna have to change the name of that shit to can’t take a joke house 😂 killed it as usual though, had dude heated af
@olykittkatt
@olykittkatt Жыл бұрын
That was some of the funniest s**t I've ever heard. She got served🤣😂
@pnoyxxxbandido
@pnoyxxxbandido Жыл бұрын
Damn David just squeezing tears out of these people.
@yawnnydepp9714
@yawnnydepp9714 Жыл бұрын
David never disappoints
@FelixPfaltermann
@FelixPfaltermann Жыл бұрын
Never ever. I wish he had his own TV channel.
@KingRant615
@KingRant615 Жыл бұрын
NEVER!!!
@joebenson528
@joebenson528 Жыл бұрын
0:39 - 0:47 Guy in Audience 1: "Bulletmore!" David: "What is he saying?" Guy In Audience 1: "Bulletmore" David: "Oh that's what you call it?" Guy In Audience 2: "Never heard that"
@triptank7857
@triptank7857 Жыл бұрын
@@joebenson528 thanks for sharing
@dcsmokedown91
@dcsmokedown91 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I respect you even tried to give buddy a heads up..like man if you dont get her, I'm lighting her up.
@fashionfather9833
@fashionfather9833 Жыл бұрын
I’m from BMORE and that joke was funny asf 🤣🤣
@cneo9400TX
@cneo9400TX Жыл бұрын
Man, David you are killing it! I know you were joking with the crowd but 90% of what you said about that couple was prob true. Keep going strong!
@Synthpoptroubadour
@Synthpoptroubadour Жыл бұрын
Why didn’t we get to see this brawl? He was talking about
@VeloToddALXVA
@VeloToddALXVA Жыл бұрын
​@@Synthpoptroubadourlol prob got slapped
@Joshstix95
@Joshstix95 Жыл бұрын
that’s how you kno it hit a nerve
@VeloToddALXVA
@VeloToddALXVA Жыл бұрын
@@Joshstix95 lol wow what an insightful comment. I bet it took you hours to come up with that.
@Joshstix95
@Joshstix95 Жыл бұрын
@@VeloToddALXVA nigga tf you talkin about 🤣i don’t know if your being sarcastic or your just dumb
@bplus2932
@bplus2932 Жыл бұрын
loving this series
@ForThemGainzFitness
@ForThemGainzFitness Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even joke. He just talks shit about everyone and laughs at himself doing it.
@nathand8485
@nathand8485 Жыл бұрын
Right this guy is a fucking clown
@funfromabove9728
@funfromabove9728 Жыл бұрын
Any time you meet someone from Baltimore ask them to say "Erin earned an iron urn" it's magical.
@ericgraham454
@ericgraham454 Жыл бұрын
Just look at the education system and who runs it...lol
@eromalandersson5716
@eromalandersson5716 Жыл бұрын
Elijah Cummings was more worried about the treatment of illegal immigrants
@kricachula7546
@kricachula7546 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Bawlmer. It's "Urn urn'd an urn urn"
@ogd82699
@ogd82699 Жыл бұрын
Come on bruh..lol
@mobucks555
@mobucks555 Жыл бұрын
this is comedy like we don't see enough of anymore. protect this man AT ALL COSTS.
@Portaportoopoo
@Portaportoopoo 11 ай бұрын
Amazing amazing amazing - quickest wit/come backs/savagery - really enjoying watching
@MegaJess1976
@MegaJess1976 Жыл бұрын
Dang he roasted that salty chick & her salty mans!!!! That was awesome hahahaha🤣😆🥳🥳
@MajesticRidez
@MajesticRidez Жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he verbally castrated the guy
@Andy-im3kj
@Andy-im3kj Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah a free boxing match in a comedy show I love it.
@eazycakes417
@eazycakes417 Жыл бұрын
One ticket 2 shows nice....
@coreydillon1080
@coreydillon1080 10 ай бұрын
That was pure GOLD
@issacoleworld8278
@issacoleworld8278 9 ай бұрын
😂😂 u know the comedian is good if the show ends up in a brawl!!
@londonsdone
@londonsdone Жыл бұрын
That broad knew she had sandals on and was pissed. 🤣🤣😭😭 David Lucas for the win again.
@alfonzo9289
@alfonzo9289 Жыл бұрын
Please don't ever switch up on us David. You are such a fuckin G 🤣
@superultragiggachigga
@superultragiggachigga Жыл бұрын
I just know those two had the worst car ride home 😂😂 they definitely ain’t going to another comedy show after this.
@norf87
@norf87 Жыл бұрын
Mane he be torching folks lol. Why he like that it's hilarious
@tomatillosocial2448
@tomatillosocial2448 Жыл бұрын
I don't think people realize that once you decide to shout out at a comedy show, the comedian might say anything he wants ... you're not special, you would be on stage
@bobbowie9350
@bobbowie9350 Жыл бұрын
Having the mic is a huge advantage though
@youngmetrojokeman6172
@youngmetrojokeman6172 11 ай бұрын
@@bobbowie9350definitely, David is has some total low hanging fruit digs he could get hit by. Stupid tho the mic and the stage r against u. If ur gonna heckle make it short n sweet, get the last word and leave sort of deal.
@amberwilliams9950
@amberwilliams9950 Жыл бұрын
I need David as a marriage counselor
@ligmapolzky1143
@ligmapolzky1143 Жыл бұрын
She starts recording him like he’s not gonna post it himself 😂😂😂
@mybeardnappybaybee
@mybeardnappybaybee Жыл бұрын
He destroyed them 😂😂😂😂
@evilsd9
@evilsd9 Жыл бұрын
This needs to happen to more woke Karen’s and their simp men, they need to be put in their place.
@bruteboy123
@bruteboy123 Жыл бұрын
Woke Karen's simp man could be a new sitcom.
@eclipsewrecker
@eclipsewrecker Жыл бұрын
And the sheep whom bahhhhh.
@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Жыл бұрын
Cant talk to another mans girl tho. You have to talk to the Man. Like patrice o neal said
@henripan9584
@henripan9584 Жыл бұрын
simps are the problem. They enable Karens
@bubonikkronik6561
@bubonikkronik6561 Жыл бұрын
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 i mean...yeahh..but when the man has no reigns...someone has to do it
@PaullHutchh
@PaullHutchh Жыл бұрын
I love how David just keeps his cool... So refreshing.
@imvellyy
@imvellyy 7 ай бұрын
the thing about this man is, its like if u got the absolute best roaster in every single highschool in the city and gave him a mic and a crowd. huge inspiration to me already and i only been watching my guy for about a week.
@UrbanHiker317
@UrbanHiker317 4 ай бұрын
The "Gluten-free" took me out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@MrTehnoobshowfan
@MrTehnoobshowfan Жыл бұрын
The poor boyfriend, after everything he said up there he gave him no choice, that sucks. He concluded that getting kicked out of a venue and getting his ass beat was less bad than hearing about how he didnt stick up for her. I am not envious of his night
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
Well David left him no other option really you can't just sit quietly while someone says all that stuff about your girl that's egregious the crazy stuff David said definitely fighting words
@thetruthhurts131
@thetruthhurts131 Жыл бұрын
​@@BlazRa Well his girl should of shut her damn mouth. If you sit there as a man and let your woman make a fool out of herself and you, you deserve whatever happens
@BlazRa
@BlazRa Жыл бұрын
@@thetruthhurts131 either way it's a real shity situation for that guy and he's the motherfuker paying for both of them to be there
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 Жыл бұрын
Her BF is soft and got violated for letting his girl talk wild,and then letting another dude call his girl a bitch and all that lol . David's brutal 😁 Stepdad energy
@Mal.C
@Mal.C Жыл бұрын
Not only violated, that dude also got beat up and kicked out too!😂😂
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 Жыл бұрын
@@Mal.C I would've checked my bitch and David lol idgaf if I came across like Will Smith in that moment.
@bltn7469
@bltn7469 Жыл бұрын
@@BIGDRXXMR444 I would of definitely fake laughed and everything just to get close to his ass on stage .
@BIGDRXXMR444
@BIGDRXXMR444 Жыл бұрын
@@bltn7469 lmaooo swear, violated.
@bltn7469
@bltn7469 Жыл бұрын
@@BIGDRXXMR444 ON SIGHT ! lol
@lovely_Celeste
@lovely_Celeste 4 ай бұрын
Lol it went from a comedy to a roast😂😂
@zayzay542
@zayzay542 Жыл бұрын
That's his comedy right there perfect
@AcidSh33tz
@AcidSh33tz Жыл бұрын
yo David you just sky rocketed to the top of my list of fav comedians, I been fk'n with u since day 1 on KT, I see you leveled up and I love to see it.
@meechesong2891
@meechesong2891 Жыл бұрын
Dang he went in and was truly deserved! Well played 👏🏽👏🏽
@chulababy2120
@chulababy2120 Жыл бұрын
They should have kept their mouths closed!!!! She said he’s not worth it but payed to come see him Make it make sense lol 😂 😂😂😂
@ratkeller9608
@ratkeller9608 Жыл бұрын
That is some brilliant riffing man, hahahah you got some roasting chops bro!
@Gabi-vd7qv
@Gabi-vd7qv Жыл бұрын
David you deserve all the blessings you receive 🙏 thanks for adding color to the grim reality of life.
@edwardhicklin9223
@edwardhicklin9223 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the single best handling of a heckler that exists on the internet
@davidgammon4934
@davidgammon4934 Жыл бұрын
His pants are so tight they had to put the pockets on the outside.
@frandavis1990
@frandavis1990 Жыл бұрын
Thats fire! David gets to save material from the actual set for another time lmao
@Kilgarrahh
@Kilgarrahh Жыл бұрын
I spent 14 years living in downtown Baltimore and everything you said is true
@baileygregg6567
@baileygregg6567 Жыл бұрын
The back talk he does is gold 😹📀🔥
@BigBarkBiggerBite
@BigBarkBiggerBite 3 ай бұрын
" Systemic Racist " Voice is Priceless !
@tracyadams6647
@tracyadams6647 Жыл бұрын
I love it he shut that s..t down. 💯🤣🤣🤣
@METALHEADNYC
@METALHEADNYC Жыл бұрын
The neck chop joke... I'm dying bro xD
@misfitbritt
@misfitbritt Жыл бұрын
I've been to a decent amount of comedy shows lately and have been WAITING for some shit like this to happen before my eyes... haven't had it happen yet! 😕 You roasted TF outta them! I'm dead 🤣
@gggz420
@gggz420 9 ай бұрын
i went to see bill burr in toronto and some girl started talking about her tattoos and bill burr just destroyed her for 15 minutes 😂 she didn’t even really say anything back he was just going off, it was golden 😂 was the closest thing i’ve seen in person
@misfitbritt
@misfitbritt 9 ай бұрын
@gggz420 hahahah oh shit! Bill Burr is a legend too! That's fuckin awesome. Thanks for sharing!
@bigrantheronin8136
@bigrantheronin8136 Жыл бұрын
This video put David Lucas in the top ten of all time comedy roasting skills imo. Idk how I haven't seen this til today but holy shit those two are now roasted like a skinny squirrel on a woodfire
@retro_hunter
@retro_hunter Жыл бұрын
They must of never seen this man roast in the classroom to be going back n forth with him 🤣🤣
@ChaunceyBronson
@ChaunceyBronson Жыл бұрын
You’re killing it dude; love your shit
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