Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

What's up y'all. This fake animal lover thought she could go toe to toe with me. INDULGE!
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

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[@sleek4880]

Hey andrew! I cant buy tickets for the miami show, where do I get them?

[@xandergonzalez6499]

Come to washington

[@messymakaveli9098]

bro im praying you play in LA in March, im coming over from England and would love to come see you perform

[@altinveseli4646]

Any plans for a European tour in the future? e.g in Austria, Germany, Czech Republic...

[@mimoleclair9824]

CANADA WHEN??? Come to Montreal please!

[@lilSTballer]

All jokes aside, she was a good sport about it.

[@NoName-fm2cy]

No doubt. 😂

[@enriqueshockwave]

just kept giving him home-runs

[@RandySavagxe]

lilSTballer he was being an asshole

[@r3sianon975]

She should be. She was interrupting his stand-up.

[@RandySavagxe]

Dawit_K I don’t subscribe to such a primitive form of entertainment this is simply low hanging fruit

[@pwnership3292]

She was actually a good heckler, she had a sense of humor and didn't just argue with emotion and shit

[@poisenbery]

I think it was her first time

[@whatupshounce2284]

She didn't argue because she was owned from the start. She didn't have a specific topic and when she said all animals, it turned into a generalization. From there he was open to take it anywhere he wanted. She should be grateful he didn't take her down the rabbit hole. Once he saw she wasn't a threat he was very cordial to her. As a person who has been to my fair share of comedy clubs, I have seen it go harsher on the heckler. Hopefully she thanked him after the show.

[@youtubrone1411]

@@whatupshounce2284 Is it possible that she was part of his 'show'? Because, to make it interesting I would. (This is just a question)

[@theo7340]

What Up Shounce why are you such an entitled idiot

[@rijinn727]

She's a filipina the worst thing she could say is "thats fucked up yes"

[@kdub3288]

I respect that hell out of her in that she doesn’t get triggered and goes along with his jokes.

[@YouTube_is_complete-total_shit]

Remember she grew up 3rd world too, anyone who's been to ugly countries and shit knows to stay humble, because they have seen the reality... and this is Paradise.

[@bogunnarsson6661]

@@KZbin_is_complete-total_shitthe background doesnt take away her credit.

[@dimsabor5812]

i was dissapointed she didnt get triggered

[@jeengyim3072]

If you go to a stand up and you get offended you shouldn’t be there..people that go there to make bs arguments with a comedian shouldn’t be there..she didn’t want to make her self look like a bigger fool..no respect, just sit down and enjoy the show

[@chucknorris277]

Respect. Lol. What people respect these days is pathetic

[@hallhrndz3529]

When he said: "they eat dogs because they don't have chipotle only Chihuahua" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Isa1ahL33]

Oh, roasted!😂

[@boknow5506]

@Pioteko pag pag good enough so selling year old McDonald I'll eat any animal after that

[@constantinvaldor3742]

Good joke but pretty sure chihuahuas are more expensive than food lol they pedigree breed. They probably eat a village dog no breed.

[@quantum6641]

Ok but nobody asked

[@hallhrndz3529]

@Pioteko yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChewMeLikeGum]

She admitted loss in a debate, then joined into the jokes. I like her.

[@Granamerica3650]

Not a debate though, it's comedy

[@konradstrich1822]

@@platinum2905 He's probably seeing the debate you clearly missed

[@OrangeMelon419]

True. Most ppl have have lost this skill.

[@TitanicGipsy1]

@@platinum2905 what are you talking about? Just because they like all animals doesn’t mean that they like other people

[@rgjcs2793]

@@platinum2905 blah blah blah bada bing bada boom

[@sullyfox4993]

As crude as it is, the "You're going to go home tonight and take a shit into clean water" is incredibly profound and something almost all people take for granted.

[@jonathanvogt4341]

Ikr! As opposed to a hole in the ground or just on the ground

[@shleemlington699]

@@jonathanvogt4341 MFer you don’t know, right?? It’s not about where you shit it’s what you’re shitting into, CLEAN WATER! We are literally SHITTING IN IT when they don’t even have clean water to drink. Mfer said IKR? It’s not a hole in the ground! 😐

[@Tnargav]

@@jonathanvogt4341 Or a random tree and strong legs.

[@imallergictobullets]

@@jonathanvogt4341 It’s not the privilege of where to shit, it’s taking for granted how incredibly valuable clean water is. People in the first world don’t even recognize it.

[@mndsgn1]

@@imallergictobullets jesus having running water/a roof over your heads/food We're better off than what 2 billion other people

[@Agent_Cobalt]

You know, I appreciate that she engaged with him instead of making a scene and leaving

[@f_k_4644]

heckler with a soul! loved the back and forth - glad she stayed a good sport about it.

[@selmahare]

Still a heckler, therefore still an idiot, only backed down when she realized that she was about to get annihilated, which duh of course she would.

[@MrCamocat09]

I love how once she realized she wasn't winning she joined in on his jokes. That's real maturity right there.

[@redcell2852]

I seen that 😂 if only more conversations in this world would end on that note!"

[@georgethekingiv]

Most people just yell or scream over them nowadays so people can't hear that the other person makes sense

[@noisi_tc3068]

Not really the place either to discuss animal rights ;)

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

I hate it when they try to join in. They're not professional comedians and serve much better as an opponent to the comedian. Her "over rice" line just made the exchange less funny.

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

@Devin Breedlove *than (I'm just doing my job) I agree with you. Hecklers can be the best part of a comedians act. It forces them to ad lib and you get a good measure of their wit.

[@Zoofactory]

Yeah.. She’s being a great sport about this.. A little humor goes a long way for all of us.👍

[@jaybee8148]

Well said

[@jtguven7993]

I was just gonna comment the same thing

[@jedmcdonald4695]

Yup, hopefully there's more people like this than we think.

[@trapmo7980]

Yes ofcourse and it was good because there was no racism really brought into it more of a comical gesture amongst her race.

[@seanoreilly1832]

She was terrible. A Californian saying she is from a third world country? Philippines is not a third world country

[@bdotty2320]

Hands down Andrew is the best to ever walk into the comedy scene, doesn’t give a shit about anything, smart asf and the funniest 😂 love the show bro keep up the great shit

[@beckygdoe2747]

Watch your mouth.

[@slavsit7600]

@@beckygdoe2747 😱

[@bdotty2320]

@@beckygdoe2747 who tf are u

[@beckygdoe2747]

@@bdotty2320 I'm vengeance.

[@adarsh1880]

@@beckygdoe2747 batman

[@sincere1487]

Didn't know that Andrew Shultz was this damn good of a comedian i gotta check out more of his shows

[@samlui3591]

For real? His been good from the start. Seen his stuff few years back before he blew the fuck up

[@FinnaBusanut]

His podcast, Flagrant, is good too.

[@immers2410]

I dunno. He came across as a bit of a bully

[@jpslim7279]

@@immers2410 lol wtf. Go find a safe space and avoid comedy.

[@immers2410]

@@jpslim7279 there is a lot of punching down in his shows

[@Fatkid1190]

She took it like a champ. That woman knows she’s in a comedy club talking to a comedian so logically there was nothing to take too serious. This is refreshing to watch. 👏🏼👏🏼

[@brianstory]

That restored my faith in humanity a slight bit

[@MrDeceptacon88]

No she shouldnt be a rude bitch and stfu

[@ConfusedGeriatric]

Too much back and forth

[@yhy3898]

Her fucking brain was too slow to comprehend. Needed her English friend to tell her she's not going to win...

[@benardneza7714]

well you should take some of that shit serious and reflect a little cause the guy was making some damn good points these over the top caring and sensitiveness is a first world country luxury

[@corporate_marshmallow]

Not an animal rights activist...just a girl who said she liked animals.

[@FN-Alpha-YT]

And there’s the activist

[@AriGrande]

I'll eat your cat.

[@griffin1182]

Im confused what this was all about, she said she liked animals and then he turned it into some weird thing

[@fuzzymp]

René Baarveld your stupid as hell

[@Tinskap]

Those kinda go hand and hand tho

[@seth4599]

When he said “Cause they’d get hungry.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lmntsgames3848]

Cebu City is fairly rich.. richer than other places in the Philippines.. pretty sure she has never experienced real poverty where they had to eat pagpag(garbage food).. if that's the only food you can get you won't even think about how the animals felt, you just want to survive as well.. and seeing how she's lucky enough to move to the States at just 8 years old, really sure she never knew nor truly understand how poor the Philippines actually is.. I personally have been through places many people haven't even heard before and the poverty is too much that thinking about how animals will feel being eaten is not even in anybody's mind.. that's a luxury you can only get when your resources are abundant.. she lived in a city, but has she ever been on a remote island with no fresh water that they pay people to import fresh water into the island.? Has she ever visited people living in the middle of the forest eating nothing but bananas.? I did.. I personally talked to them myself.. and I don't believe she understands enough to know that these poor people can't care less about animal rights.. coming from the Philippines don't qualify her as knowledgeable enough about its poverty.. she came from a city and even lucky enough to move out of the Philippines at a young age.. she doesn't know what poverty actually is..

[@NM-ok9wb]

Yeah I agree with everything you said. I'm from Manila, came to America at 5 years old. I don't care how "chill" she is with the jokes, she has enough situational awareness to know she can't make a scene in a comedy club, but 100% she's just like all the other SJWs in her every day life waving her ethnicity and "3rd world country" BS around. The only people from Philippines who get to go to America are rich people, people in healthcare, women who marry an expat or people who have connections with people who are already citizens in America that can petition them. If you're in any of these categories, you're already more well off than most of the people in Philippines. She probably came to America because 1 or both of her parents work in healthcare, which likely puts her somewhere around middle class, probably had enough money to put food on the table every day, but not to splurge on frivolous things often both in America and in Philippines. The "real shit" she went through in the Philippines is likely the same type of "real shit" a middle class family living in a not so great neighborhood would go through when they're living in a big city like New York.

[@HarlieHarlot]

I agree. My family from Visaya. Majority are in Manila metro. When I go to the Philippines I really appreciate what I have being a u.s. citizen.

[@Rhythmicons]

The jokes are still racist though.

[@karlodelacuesta4470]

I am from the Philippines, if a Filipino could afford to travel or even migrate to the US, they are definitely not poor.

[@jorgecastro7352]

"Its not win or lose, its trying to understand shit". Real words

[@DzinkyDzink]

@zeroaffinity 2016* - it was a year of hatred.

[@anikinmartinez4726]

Not anymore. Now if you question something you just get attacked

[@mightyjoeyoung1390]

@@DzinkyDzink lmao. Go sit down you clown. 🤡

[@frankman5193]

@@DzinkyDzink as opposed to 1914 the year of love

[@trumpwasbetter]

Serious shit... good comedy, to bad liberals get to offended for laughs.

[@jonathanedward5062]

I just realized how important comedians are nowadays in this politically correct age.

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Uhhh that's how it's always been. Really low hanging froot here, the man himself, Carlin. Generations before this. It's nothing new bud, keep up

[@YeOldeGabe]

Comedians have always been like this... what...

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

@@YeOldeGabe you gotta say it to them slowly. They ain't too bright

[@segmentgweezy4228]

its really not that deep

[@noire2438]

ILikeCHEEZ9 hence he said “just realized”

[@MistaKnifeguy]

Dude is ACTIVELY hilarious. Don't give him a finger or he'll take the whole arm. Brilliant, comedy LIVES!

[@maizeman90]

The good kind of heckler. One that can add to a show, without really disrubting it. She was a good sport and went along with the jokes. I can appreciate that.

[@jjccg9415]

This dude is ruthless, but in the most non-malicious way.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

That's the best way to roast: where the person who _was_ mad at you can't help but laugh.

[@jjccg9415]

@@ireallycant4416 Dont be a pussy

[@jjccg9415]

@@ireallycant4416 Did you just assume my race? Bro, you racist as hell. Plus, I ain’t even white.

[@gerrychan5729]

He’s ruthless, but if we can’t make fun of ourselves then we might as well hold our breaths.

[@jimreimers4213]

Definetly. He was totally non insulting they both did great. I love the, my American friend said I will not win!!

[@iluvdissheet]

I will never understand why people try to argue with someone holding a microphone. Doesn't matter if you're right, microphone ALWAYS wins...lol

[@Insomnia4321]

I dunno dude ive seen a heckler take control of the crowd a couple times and lemme say the victor is and always will be the one getting the most laughs

[@Galdring]

I owned a comedian in the comedy cellar, once. My friend and I were visiting from Norway, and the ladies at the next table had caught on to us being foreigners. When the comedian asked if there were any Europeans in the audience, the ladies called us out. The comedian asked some questions about Norway, looking for a joke, but it was pretty clear he knew nothing about the place. Now... I was so shitfaced that I don't remember what my joke was, but to my surprise, the audience burst out laughing. They must have been as silly drunk as me. The next comedian on stage came by our table, grabbed my hand, and patted me on the back. Life achievements! Gonna tell my grandchildren that tale, I just wish I remembered my joke... That way it wouldn't be grandpa's funny blackout story.

[@isaiah8988]

Not always kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmSnaXR8mKyUfcU

[@hamzterix]

Agree, people mentally prepared themselves for the main guys to be the funniest and play along.

[@arturkumissov2054]

320 sheeps agree with you. The loudest doesn't allways wins. What kind of logic is that? For the sake of comedy she let him have it. Otherwise his points were weak in this clip. People with religious background think animals are here to serve humans. You can love all animals and still kill and eat them. Religion divided humans from nature and animal life and we will pay for that. Why making fun of poor people sitting on a high horse? You can do better than that Schulz

[@BertzTriscut]

I'm always shocked whenever someone tries to put human lives as well as that of crows, elephants, and more... on the same level as bot flies and tape worms.

[@cattysplat]

More donations to animal charities than human charities in first world countries.

[@blixxy1320]

crows are intelligent but elephants are just on a whole other level

[@BertzTriscut]

@@blixxy1320 Point remains thatsome lives are clearly more important than others.

[@midoejw8615]

Same here my dude , ppl will pay loads of money to feed and shelter homeless animals but will pass across that homeless man like he is invincible, then they say why the crime rate is so damn high

[@JayseeYT]

Then Buddhism is going to blow your mind

[@DhooomKetu]

She is the epitome of ' if u can't beat them join them '

[@aldntv8028]

“We’re not gonna win this” No but please keep trying so we can get this content

[@CruzACZ]

Her friend knew it wasn’t going to end well for her.

[@azih8626]

lmao why enter an animal rights talk as an asian that’s literally walking right into it, and she even announced she was asian before he probably even clocked, as she weren’t front row and that’s usually where his victims are, so practically begged for the roast

[@sagara9607]

yes please

[@ramihockey0012]

I respect her answer lmao

[@TheSpartan3669]

@Inebriatd People have always been dumb. Now they're free to express that.

[@ookber5176]

"Take a shit in clean water" I never thought of it that way

[@gangmember2541]

Dimitri Petrenko lmao same. I don’t know if I can take a shit anymore without feeling guilty about it

[@fsmfsm9941]

but what would be the alternative? taking a shit in toxic waste?

[@ankitbhagat9331]

@@fsmfsm9941 Rise of the Chernobyl

[@barnacleboi2595]

@@fsmfsm9941 take a shit in the soil, as it was for hundreds of thousands of years man. It fertilizes the ground and something can grow, but we switched to this toilet system like 200 years ago cus "ew poop smells get it away from me"

[@rubenscott3972]

China is mixing 0.01 of all there toxic waste in everything they make there is toxic waste in water you just have to look closer but joke aside how do you think China can move all that trash they make more trash than the world’s combined but were is it easy and smart way is mix it in everything since you are allowed to have a bit of toxic levels they will be ok to pass to America’s standards

[@oddfreaks6452]

This…this is comedy for host and audience. I hope more audiences come to be like this…it’s just lovely

[@Sarah-cs9wp]

Empathy and compassion are signs of higher intelligence

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

But not for humans?

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

By the way, I agree. Just trying to get more out of you.

[@Sarah-cs9wp]

@@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 of course. For humans,animals, our planet. Often the smartest person in the room is also the most compassionate. Factually. Ppl w/lower intelligence tend to be more self centred

[@SteversChed]

@@Sarah-cs9wp The people who claim to care the most use animal products from the same animals that normal people eat. Dishonesty and hypocrisy are not a sign of someone being smart at all.

[@salvador9188]

I can’t believe this was filmed in 2020 this seems like a 2000 stand up show when everyone could take a joke

[@csv8944]

Or maybe we have not yet all fallen victim to the woke cancel culture. I sure hope so

[@elchucofried5683]

@@csv8944 or maybe cancel culture is blown out of proportion. Half the people online arent even from America and here we are

[@pitsahat2]

@@csv8944 the best way to go against it is to never apologise and just tell those people to fuck off. The moment you apologise is like an admission of guilt to them.

[@drewbadwolf5182]

I have faith in humans again, a little

[@theglassmaster3140]

Someone in that audience was losing their sht. We just didn't get to see it.

[@adamknight1387]

just avoid arguing with someone that has the stage and mic. they have the high ground. lol. you cant win. unless its amy schumer. then you might win.

[@geddstock]

@@longfeijiang2449 😂😂

[@calculator4482]

@@longfeijiang2449 HAHAHAAAA...... Good joke

[@tontobonto2073]

@@longfeijiang2449 lmaoo

[@maku4814]

No chance against amy schmuer. Whatever you say she's gonna turn into a fart / sex joke and you're done.

[@burakeren]

But then that means you've gone to a Amy Schumer show and why would you do that?

[@Theyralltakenfu]

I like that she was smiling and laughing along with it. I honestly thought she was going to get hyper and back talk him, but that never happened. Her BF telling her she's not going to win was spot on, you never win over a professional comedian.

[@treasuretrails]

The poop joke broke her into silence lol

[@sarawilliams815]

Lady: "they all have lives" Andrew: "they dont all need to"😂😂😂

[@emergence8217]

The way she said was typical ignorance.. i immediately know her mind and stereotyped her. 😂

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 what was ignorant about what she said?

[@emergence8217]

@@theveganblaze that sounds like a rhetorical question and your name is vegan. I immediately assumed your character too. 😂. Everything has life , even moths do but the distinction of life that matters. One is just a fuel for another powerful life form. Nature.

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 you said it yourself, you are assuming my character, and you are inventing something out of nothing. “Typical ignorance” and yet you can’t respond to a simple question, because you will dismiss it anyway to suit your own interests and to remain arrogant. Stereotyping something you know nothing about. Have you been vegan? (That question is rhetorical, because I know the answer is “No.” What are you laughing at anyway? Are you laughing at how pompous you are. I’m laughing at that, too.

[@theveganblaze]

@@emergence8217 typical gibberish response? Do you think I can’t just claim that you are spewing nonsense as well. And that I already know you aren’t going to respond to anything I say because your purpose is to troll. My purpose is to affect change. You promote the status quo, lazy thinking, apathy, hate for other creatures. To me, it doesn’t matter what you invoke. I am the one who responded to your comment. I am not doing this for you. And I am satisfied as well, because while you get a kick out of this. So do I. Calling a spade a spade is also fun for me.

[@BigCam.31]

Her ability to cope with what she started and then have the humility to accept her loss and run with the show is something about 20% of people MAX could do. Respect.

[@Kumayll]

I always have had that ability I knew not many people have it tbf but after seeing these comments I was like holy shit maybe it's rare, yunno; it's so fkn cringe but people just tend to carry themselves in various stupid ways thinking that people are gonna think they're too "cOoL or they not to be "mEEsED" with lmao, life is to sort to be so bitched and serious about everything yk

[@bikashnepal1377]

Nop! She felt that constipation ahahah 😆 😂

[@ok-pv7fw]

20%? Bro that's just exaggeration at this point😂😵

[@jout738]

Yes she is asian and thoese were just opinions somebody might influence her like some western girl did, but she pleasant enough as asian to accept her lose.

[@pratikkawade4861]

They should teach humility in school for this exact reason.

[@scottmichael7178]

I will say i gotta respect her, she didnt start freaking out and yelling and took it on the chin like a frickin champ. Good job to both lol

[@thesaiyanprincevegeta]

She was a good sport, breath of fresh air

[@mikeg3439]

Smartest heckler I've seen in some time, she remained fairly friendly, even admitted that her friend stated she was not going to win this debate.

[@tjcogger1974]

I don't think she was a heckler. I think this was a crowd work show

[@nickmagrick7702]

that was her just trying to back out of it gracefully, because she didn't want to be embarrassed

[@mikeg3439]

@@nickmagrick7702 thus she is, to me, the smartest I've seen in some time. Gracefully backing out was the right call.

[@wolfelizondo558]

She lost the moment she started

[@aljoschadietrich9040]

its not a debate, it was a joke. He said that an animal wouldnt care about her and just kill her right? Like cecil the lion would kill you. But that doesnt mean we can just go and shoot lions

[@Mr12justin]

these the type of hecklers i like she wasn’t too rude and the crowd got a little but out of the exchange thats how it should be

[@truecrimejungle]

"I just told me friend were not gonna win this" - yeah, she was WAYYYYYYYY too serious...

[@jabber1924]

when she said she moves out when shes 8 i was like.."you barely exp. our country dont do this you americanized girl"

[@jjenko6366]

It was probably a set up

[@fanzirelli]

Watch more Shultz! This isn't a heckler this is his whole bit. Crowd working beast

[@xWingzTV]

Lol these aren’t hecklers idiot Andrews the one who starts shit…

[@steve5825]

This guy makes a whole show out of his hecklers

[@terrencehamm4662]

I was like: who only fights for the rights of Asian animals?

[@ericwong4213]

In some region in China where they have festival to eat dog meats, sometimes there are group of activist messing up in the market to protest about eating dog meat. A stall owner confronted them in debate. Why does eating dog is more sadistic than eating chicken? Does animal need to be cute enough so people can save them while the ugly one just roll into slaughter house? One of the protestors shouted The Americans are laughing at us. You made us look bad. The stall owner asked again, if tomorrow Americans no longer eating chicken and pork, do we have to stop eating as well? And most of protest group left because they got embarrassed.

[@hoofgripweightlifting6872]

I’m Filipino and I laughed so hard rice came out of my nose. Well played. That’s the problem in America. Many are so freakin sensitive. It’s okay to laugh. Ethnic jokes are the funniest.

[@kensh851]

I'm Filipino and you're not even Filipino to begin with.

[@blackroberts6290]

@@kensh851 benefit of the doubt lods, benefit of the doubt

[@martinilardi1196]

@@kensh851 what? how do you know that?

[@arkyudetoo9555]

And about the eating dog part, it's true. Some people do eat dogs here, they even let you try it without telling you what the fuck you're eating. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

[@KOTAPHYSICS]

exactly people are sensitive here...otherwise in philippines we would murder people lmao!

[@blairstewart5636]

She took it like a champ. There were several things she could’ve gotten offended about, and she may have, but she understood he’s a comedian and it’s all part of an act.

[@snowgoons4k850]

omg shut up blair stewart

[@PHInomenal79]

And if she were offended, what would she have done? Absolutely nothing! 🤣

[@blairstewart5636]

James Nosactivated she was laughing a long with the jokes because she understood they were jokes. Many people in today’s society would’ve gotten offended and pissed off but she didn’t so good for her.

[@blairstewart5636]

Phi Truong that has nothing to do with my comment. Move along.

[@souldier2875]

I mean she did completely put herself out there to be saintly

[@SkyClears]

First video I’ve seen of this guy and also the first time I’ve seen a comedian be respectful with his roasts, well done.

[@MADE4WORSHIP]

This is FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂!!!

[@chubi167]

Man this blonde chick in the corner is not impressed.

[@stylisheko6745]

Now that was a true undercover activist right there

[@monkeyddizze]

Haha saw that

[@itdidnotworkmichael]

Too be fair, she was laughing toward the end. See all those bottles in front of her? She might be a drowsy drunk...

[@dhanushvarthiboina]

She is vegan

[@derrekhoffer7728]

She boring

[@dailydoser1309]

I'm very impressed that she diddnt get all indignant and self righteous.

[@nopenotnever]

She isn't white. Simple

[@ArcDevErik]

She saw the L coming.

[@whiteurkel6175]

Daily Doser almost as if the media is manipulating who people really are

[@itsddashrock]

CLPmakesMEhappy More or less.

[@69djpitbull]

Shes filipina. They're not open to doing it in public. They hide emotion till they get home

[@gatsu.]

love the mix between comedy and realtalk

[@craigh8832]

Andrew is like a Dune character! He can kill with a word!

[@dmpunk]

Now that he mentioned it, the fact that we shit into perfectly clean drinking water is kinda fucked lol. Had me deep thinking for a while

[@larrybart7633]

on god

[@astrailiaous_Sempticreed]

Would you want smelly fish salt water to fill youre bathroom and house and erode youre pipes?

[@shinigamieyes2600]

If you think it’s perfectly clean then go drink it

[@dmpunk]

@@shinigamieyes2600 the water comes is directly from the drinking water supply so is clean. maybe it's different where you live

[@bigslim7870]

I think I’m Japan they have a system where their shower water or faucet water is recycled for their toilets.

[@matthewcooper4248]

"I was like eight years old." So you were raised in America.

[@steveking6792]

TECHNICALLY 😂

[@porto1st]

@King K Calm down bro. It’s easy to tell that he’s about to make a joke implying Cebu is poor. So she can either play along and say mediocre to give him something to work with,, or she can straight up say no it’s rich and be a bad sport.

[@johnvines4875]

Plus Philippines isn’t like the real third world country , try and survive in Somalia

[@Yup_ItsHer]

Anyone who came to the states from the Philippines in a very young age is rich in the philippines. Usually they have businesses and stuff and like own a resort

[@johnvines4875]

@@AchillesTM Did I say it was?

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

I cant imagine how good it must feel to know you're not even using your material, you're just improvising and it does the trick perfectly

[@triggersafe1]

Im from the Philippines.Tangling with a comedian in "his" show will never end well for anyone.Do not wave your ethnicity like a flag of entitlement.

[@rivershen677]

Agree. Comedians can create solid gold material from anybody's bullshit

[@wahidpawana424]

Some comedian actually travelled around the world for materials, so heckler shouldn't take the chance to heckle with them unless they are going to be a good sport about it.

[@averagejackmedia609]

"I'm technically from a third world country" *victim mode engaged*

[@arcturus4762]

lmao imagine being from a third world country *Cries in stuck in Latin America*

[@suckit4669]

He was the one arguing that she is from a first world country, she just denied that claim.

[@diomorota9178]

*Filipono trait activated*

[@kasperwozowicz]

Nah I dont think that was a case

[@boldbenedict4488]

@@suckit4669 I'm from Philippines. Trust me. This girl never went into shit. She's in one of the wealthiest city of our country and she moved to foreign country at the age of 8. Her saying she went into a shit life in earlier days is bullshit. We all know that no family could afford to go to other country from poor parts of our country. She was just born lucky.

[@ehsaanmalik6142]

That was brutal. Lesson learnt : You don't try and be an activist in a comedy show.

[@PettyGG]

Nothing "brutal" about it. Everyone had fun...

[@colecampbell1906]

Guarantee she wasn't having fun lol. She just can't make it obvious that she's mad or she'll be another meme.

[@user-dx5bn4yk4f]

@@colecampbell1906 clearly we asians handle our emotions better than you emotional and woke Americans

[@AjenjoAnejo]

Most activists are not activists. They just like to annoy people with pseudomorals on the internet. Term just gets thrown around.

[@daddyrabbit835]

Because she loves animals doesn't make her an activist.

[@Tony36271]

“I’m technically from the third world, technically.”

[@eldirtyfaygo5395]

It means she's been domesticated and is guilty for hanging with them white guilt guppies 😂

[@PowderedDonutz_]

Anthony yeah that was cringe

[@Samanosuke1138]

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[@Daveoghscope]

Dude, having the capacity to immigrate to a 1st world country at age 8, isn't the kind of poverty that would push someone to eat dogs or some "real shit" like that. This lady's just soaking up the spot light.

[@Samanosuke1138]

Daveogh the Guy That depends on her immigration story. She’s from the Philippines so it’s likely her story is the same as others who come from there where someone married her and got her family over here. But again, we don’t know,. She may have eaten a dog or two

[@krystalsperfectteeth8194]

*If we are being honest Andrew’s still very underrated.*

[@MrBob2212]

I know you’re right but very much so

[@djrascal445]

💯

[@RandySavagxe]

I know you’re right but he’s honestly being an asshole

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

Just cuz famous platforms don’t want him doesn’t need mean he’s not known

[@AMAStudios]

He's better off doing this than forced specials

[@ractmo]

The last part got me@ thinking about your home country on toilet seat 😂😂

[@MansonLamps]

The taking a shit in clean water joke was absolute genius.

[@sethslytherin]

Most comedians hate hecklers. Andrews includes them to his act

[@KennyBucketz]

Sharon Joel Jaison Andrew will include you wether you’re a heckler or not. He goes into it wanting to interact with them. It’s a big part of his show, especially for KZbin. He’s not giving much of his actual act out, but he’s promoting himself with his audience work since that always changes. And I wouldn’t call this woman a heckler. At the beginning, her answer makes it seem as if Andrew might’ve started a dialogue with her. That being said, if he feels you’re distracting the show, Andrew will kick you out. I’ve seen it live. This was most likely Andrew choosing to speak to her and not her heckling. She seems reasonable

[@sowhat...]

How do you know she's a heckler?

[@maxmunoz95]

This is crowd work she wasn't a heckler

[@Aeyahuasca]

Bro no most comics do not hate hecklers

[@Ryder056]

Check Jimmy Carr he's amazing at burning hecklers

[@godwinikah6789]

"they don't all need to“ 😂😂😂

[@jerow7204]

thats a fact

[@aaryo_dhravidan]

@@jerow7204 no its not.. Y do u think u need a life? Lmao.. 😂

[@Elrohof]

@@aaryo_dhravidan That's still a fact.

[@karunaveerakathi9268]

@@Elrohof that's your opinion

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@aaryo_dhravidan well they don't *need* to, right?

[@rumaddness961]

Blondy in the audience looks hungry for that water bottle😂

[@TheeHandle]

Good comedians are incredibly clever and quick witted.

[@bercor6014]

On a serious note, I like this lady. She's not a typical Karen

[@bercor6014]

@eric gonzalo omg haha lol. Racist much

[@miguelsanchez4554]

Not a white liberal is probably more accurate.

[@denachtconducteur7070]

XD

[@seandepoppe6716]

FUCKING KAREN!!! my wife and I always say that. whether its at the gps or some dumb women driver we call them all Karen! everyone knows that there is "that Karen" out there. Have a great day!

[@bercor6014]

@Mircea o they are not my brother. I've seen an Asian Karen once and damn, that changed my perspective on life.

[@towelietowel4513]

“They don’t have Chipotle they have chihuahua” LMAO

[@fw.ITdeqmn]

lol

[@The911technician]

Wanna her high? 😂

[@OkPe-ww5rs]

An Asian Animal Rights Activist walks into a comedy club... Sounds like the perfect lead up

[@gorvlivin]

“They all don’t need to.” Lmfao

[@raidernationkmc]

This is a perfect example of how comedy and crowd interaction should work...person is mature enough to realize they payed to see someone's who's job it is to insult and roast everything possible....she understood the assignment lol

[@capo4ever334]

They should never work because the crowd shouldn't talk at comedy shows unless the comedian talks to to them

[@aceofwizardsnephelite829]

This is not how crowd interaction should work. She felt the need to draw the spotlight on herself when there were a ton of people there to enjoy the show. She wasn't mature, she was entitled.

[@connaeris8230]

That's not how crowd interaction should work. Comedians should come with a full show prepared, not rely on mocking their audience.

[@aceofwizardsnephelite829]

@@connaeris8230🕸🕸

[@TimothyGod]

@@connaeris8230 Holy shit lol

[@porterhouse7260]

the chick off the right hand side of the stage, just sittin' there, starring, barely laughing, with a pile of beer in front of her. haa

[@xavierfrehner581]

Porterhouse fr she six deep 😂😂

[@edalv6580]

She got a nice buzz lmao

[@germaninvasion121]

It hasn’t kicked in yet 😅

[@youngarod2387]

Loool

[@MINTEYFRESHxx900]

Thank you for pointing that out😂😂

[@Armored_Fist]

That last one was so savage....

[@johnnordman8248]

OMG I laughed so hard!!! So true and on point! Subbed you!!!

[@billparker244]

Shitting in clean water is the best point I've ever heard in this argument lol

[@dirkremmington]

I'm using this tomorrow....no idea where...but it's getting used...

[@theempire00]

@@dirkremmington lol

[@d6wave]

so in a court case i can bring this argument if i am accused of abuse and corruptions violations etc. !? or in a moral debate !? that's like going to a judge and tell her or him that i like punching kids and he's in no measure to judge me bc he shits in clean water. that argument doesn't invalidates OTHER ACTIONS (or my yours etc actions).

[@d6wave]

on the absurdity and contrast between classes sense it's a good point. just that

[@rambotambo9907]

“They don’t got Chipotle, they got Chi-huaha!” 😂😂

[@samie5856]

🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeriPatrickAPaler]

People that I know who eat dogs here don't eat expensive dogs and Chi-huahua has no meat hahahahahha

[@rambotambo9907]

Jeri Patrick A. Paler have you ate it before? I’ve seen it cooked and eaten. But never had the chance. I’d definitely try it though. Definitely not a chihuahua though. I’d want a labrador, or a chocolate lab.

[@ljyljy88]

@@rambotambo9907 Had it before in china, honestly not that bad. Thought it tasted like goat meat.

[@rambotambo9907]

Chris really?!?! I don’t like goat because it’s too gamey of a taste. So I wouldn’t like dog. Thank you very much for the response!

[@joshuathomas4934]

I love how right he is though. This man is funny. Pointing out and laughing at the true darkness of the world in front of us.

[@dtzyYT]

As a Filipino, I can confirm that chihuahuas are overrated.

[@TheBaconism]

I almost liked your comment but i was like naweh doesnt feel right

[@drumboarder1]

Flavour wise though?

[@ziyadkutbi7767]

I misread it as overeated... lol.

[@paraglokhande936]

@@ziyadkutbi7767 i read overheated lmao

[@evertspojken]

Too small right? Newfoundland would be better lmao

[@youmadbro7733]

I don’t even think Andrew prepares for a show. He just goes up, takes a seat, makes his observations and reacts to the audience.

[@caleb484]

That's his whole stichk....crowd work. And if you heckle....that's just a good setup for the rest of the night for hm😂😂😂😂

[@mindy829]

Incredible talent!

[@mayankdewli1010]

All he has to do is pass condescending remarks to someone from third world and it's considered "funny" by his fans. If it's asian throw in the dog joke. If it's middle eastern african or some other ethnicity you talk about some other stereotype and people laugh like lunatics. It's definitely not funny but it's american humor. Apparently High handed condescending entitled behaviour is considered funny in north america

[@nyjohn-dk6xt]

@@mayankdewli1010 not sure why your watching this video if you don't like him, that says more about you than our sense of humor.

[@countys32]

Yeah its called crowd work dummy.

[@jakesnake6842]

when bro started barking I lost it

[@adrianmasters250]

She took this well and it was respectful both ways, great crowd work

[@tuli0hwut78]

“They don’t have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua” that killed me

[@LionHGH]

ChiWAWA lol

[@user-pw3rl9ks4n]

That was actually a good way of seeing it

[@behemothbob]

It’s funny because Cebu is actually one of the richest cities in the Philippines

[@JohnpaulDejoria666]

Signal Elm yep , my wife is from the Philippines and she said the same thing as you. She went for the victim angle. She had to think for a second how she was going to answer it. Lol

[@thefirststrike]

@@JohnpaulDejoria666 I am sure everyone in there, including the comedian, realized it was a rich part of the country by the way she hesitated to answer.

[@JTu8925]

Yea. Cebu is the rich part.

[@goondocksaints9597]

Yeah, I could tell by her hesitation that she wanted to back up and avoid that question altogether. It made me investigate and I was right, she didn't want to 'go there' because she was trying so hard to 'technically' claim third world victim points.

[@duncan2254]

nope

[@heavybre]

Thing about Schultz is that he don't even have to write jokes, just give him a heckler and thats half his show right there😂

[@fmflores2000]

"My friend says I'm not gonna win this." = "Please don't embarass yourself and us" lols.

[@jadenakal5176]

Me:Google's Cebu Google: Cebu is the wealthiest city in the Philippines

[@Yup_ItsHer]

Its not the wealthiest but its up there

[@hariseldon3611]

@@Yup_ItsHer why not

[@cavitenoblackpill9720]

@@Yup_ItsHer cap 🧢 cebu was named The richest province . FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN A ROW.

[@lindaletabasa7760]

@@Yup_ItsHer Cebu is the wealthiest because it makes the most tax money. But with our government system, all that money goes to NCR and they get to decide what to do with that money. In which case NCR decides that NCR gets a huge chunk of the national budget.

[@realtalkreactions8382]

Cebu is a dump like the rest of the country

[@kushalthapa3548]

She was an example for: "If you can't beat them, join them" 😂😂

[@fc-pl9kr]

If you can't beat em eat em

[@boodledemic6430]

@@fc-pl9krKirby?

[@chinoyomaji288]

1:19 aye this girl drops a smile and picks it back up pretty quickly. lmao

[@azazel1101]

It's not about winning or losing its about the humiliation Andrew's gonna bring upon her

[@gg2023]

Never thought about that, we really do take shits into clean water huh?

[@zoeinkerman969]

Crazy , the world is crazy . If only there was no greed.

[@gg2023]

@@zoeinkerman969 is it really greed lol?

[@zoeinkerman969]

@@gg2023 I mean yea, in my opinion It's crazy that half the world is shitting in clean water , when the other half hasnt even got access to it If everyone made it a priority to make this world a better place (greedy billionaires and politicians) it wouldnt be so crazy. Its 2020 , there is literally no reason for starving dying children.

[@zoeinkerman969]

@@gg2023 well actually, its not greedy for you personally to take a dump in your toilet . I'm more so saying the fact we are so advanced yet leaving parts of the world in such poverty is greedy .

[@gg2023]

@@zoeinkerman969 hmm, I don't know man. There are plenty of people who do care and who have the resources and use them to help in a meaningful way. And I do think change is happening but the scale at which it has to happen is so big that it can only happen very slowly. To them they probably see it. But to us living here in our comfort, we don't notice it.

[@wilrobles6219]

I love how this comedian sets people up. Ingenious.

[@jeremysales1232]

They set themselves up. He just goes with the flow.

[@wilrobles6219]

@jeremysales1232 There's certainly a give and take.

[@samlui3591]

One of his best bits of crowdwork.

[@Rugidios]

The last take on the water is gold ahah

[@sdotleem9271]

This to me is a true Mark of a comedian that you can do live jokes on the spot instead of relying on your routine

[@daveg4236]

This is his routine pretty much. He's probably got a set just in case the crowd is a dud

[@youreokay7888]

Oh hi Mark

[@jf3130]

But it's not a true measure of a comedian, at all. Many are great comics but don't have or don't do crowd work. Many!

[@johnnysliick3064]

@@daveg4236 oh yeah he probably has jokes ready for anyone no matter what part of the world they’re from.

[@coppermoth6069]

Lives that don’t matter: Mosquitoes, bot flies, tape worms, wasps, flees, ticks

[@bigchivo4199]

Spiders

[@jf3130]

Exactly, even vegans are hypocrites. Because insects have lives too.

[@micheller8014]

Every living thing has an expiration date. Since I'm at the top of the food chain....animals are fair game. If they become extinct....you are next. 😉 I'm not a herbivore.

[@cedricart6833]

@@jf3130 wait vegans eat insects?

[@crt7skillz808]

Roaches

[@edlo8928]

“That we’re not going to win this” had me😂😂

[@benanantavara4272]

It's amazing how quickly some people can forget that they're at a comedy club.

[@theviking8513]

You had me at: “.....they all don’t need to”

[@dodumichalcevski]

just like all human dont....

[@craigbielsky115]

@@dodumichalcevski YEP LETS START WITH YOU SINCE YOU VOLUTEERED....

[@dodumichalcevski]

@@craigbielsky115 🤦

[@niklashall5969]

Neither do humans!

[@MichiB202]

Such a sad way to talk about living beings.. especially if comes from a human

[@revredbeard3289]

When heckling goes Right. Looks like everyone had a great time and enjoyed this.

[@NaruSanavai]

Except for that blonde that was just left of Andrew: never put her beer down, never laughed, never smiled around the bottle. She was only there to get drunk.

[@sowhat...]

@@NaruSanavai Why is everyone talking shit about her? She did laugh and did put her beer down. Y'all just making shit up.

[@goaldineyelife6291]

It's not that it went right it's just she didnt get into her feelings.

[@Hecameup]

It was part of the show... standard industry stuff here

[@Astrochronic]

"You're going to go home and shit in clean water." I lost it.😆🤣😂☺🤤💀

[@RiniDiamandis]

i love how she was serious at first then started laughing towards the end. humour paired with facts really is the main way to diffuse a situation

[@bferg8304]

“That’s why our parents didn’t want us having any pets” “Cuz they’d get too hungry” Done. 😂

[@UND3N1ABLE2]

brendan ferguson our*

[@sowhat...]

@@UND3N1ABLE2 I've heard it both ways.

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

Chiknalfredo Thanks for not having a brain. Our brains can decipher words captain obvious.

[@colt2488]

I busted out laughing when he said that shit. 😂

[@colbo1001]

I shall add to your 1.2k, my friend.

[@areeshahasan8665]

The way she said “look at me, what do I look like? I’m from a third world country...technically” rubbed me the wrong way. Ppl from their world countries don’t say it like that and that was her justification for caring about animals. Idk weird.

[@jimreimers4213]

Agree, she had a very good attitude but other hecklers would have insisted they were supior and had total authority because of his whiteness and her female third world etc minorities back ground. But she was nothing like that. She had a really great attitude as did he.

[@black_rifles_matter]

I thought it was just me

[@airraverstaz]

She also said it as if asians are a new phenomenon in the US. "Do you see me?" As if you should be able to tell that she's fresh off the boat or something. Forget that they've been here for over 100 years now...

[@shaazy]

In a comedy club when the comedian directs a question at you, this is about as articulate you can be. So relax.

[@rockznlogz6756]

Maybe she was thinking that he wd ask him about the. Dogs she ate until she was 8