Orc: I have cancer, what should i do Orc doctor: you need more cancer
@shonklebonkle3244 жыл бұрын
The orcs father:PUNCH THE CANCER
@an8strengthkobold3604 жыл бұрын
Oce doctor: punch it until you win.
@FRD3575 жыл бұрын
> Be me, Orc > Roll a 4 for intelligence > -2 to intelligence > finally, a character that reflects my intelligence
@SpectralKnight5 жыл бұрын
2 is only barely sentient, which means technically you can't speak, lol
@FRD3575 жыл бұрын
ook ook - Grumsch, Faceshatterer
@monkeysue615 жыл бұрын
i curently have 4 with my orc
@justjoking52525 жыл бұрын
Party Wizard: Ook Ook! Look at me! Ook Ook: ........... *_Ook._*
@Icthyologist5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite characters I ever played was a grey orc barbarian with 3 INT named Krunk Alsokrunk. I played him like the village idiot. It was a blast, dude legit didn't know the difference between good and evil.
@ethman79145 жыл бұрын
In the final battle of a campaign, my half-orc character was dealt 138 damage and survived thanks to the endurance ability
@hya2in83 жыл бұрын
tis but a flesh wound!
@CethIsADevil2 жыл бұрын
The afterlife expects a soul, gets an IOU instead.
@Tigercup95 жыл бұрын
Orc Doctor: You’ve got six months to live Orc: Oh no Orc Doctor: *Let’s make that three*
@ShootingPearls3 жыл бұрын
If grumsh wills it
@lunadilts4685 жыл бұрын
I once played an orc bard named grognak the kitten slapper. He was terrible at music but he would just intimidate them into saying it was good.
@zoroearc25825 жыл бұрын
I love the name
@lunadilts4685 жыл бұрын
@@zoroearc2582 thank you yours is pretty nice as well
@garrettallen695 жыл бұрын
Omg best character idea lmao
@lunadilts4685 жыл бұрын
@@garrettallen69 thank you
@ernestlam56325 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud
@Lukos00365 жыл бұрын
I would have thought a half demon half ork would be a dork. But that's just me.
@hermitpurple32245 жыл бұрын
Are you High because you sound very stupid in my opinion obviously
@Lukos00365 жыл бұрын
@@hermitpurple3224 You sound like you cant understand a joke when you see one and you take yourself far too seriously. It's a parody video from a CC that doesn't take their self too seriously about a game where people sit around a table and pretend to be something else. Put the caffeine down and take a chill pill. Cause you're making a fool of yourself.
@hermitpurple32245 жыл бұрын
@@Lukos0036 so r/woosh
@OxyWorgon5 жыл бұрын
Can I be in the screen shot?
@hermitpurple32245 жыл бұрын
@@OxyWorgon sure
@zadokaspinall37525 жыл бұрын
GET DA BOYZ ITS TOIME FUR A WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
@MagpieDynamics5 жыл бұрын
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
@apatheticAstronaut5 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAGH
@alexhackett13125 жыл бұрын
YOUZ CALL THAT A WAAARG?! DIS IS A WAAARG! *WAAAAAAAAAAARG!*
@magoswes35885 жыл бұрын
WHATS A WAAARG? ITS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
@pbovymligsvim41825 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
@racekitty5 жыл бұрын
I like the Orcs of eberron they are the druidic race that are actually pretty friendly and they also saved the world once
@countsnowyofgwainn3996 Жыл бұрын
Ebberon orcs: we are one with nature and help people Faerunian Orcs: We pillage the land because the other races are greedy and left no land for us to live, so we *must* take to survive
@computervirus7895 жыл бұрын
Half demon half orc they make Me: Dork Davvy: Tanerock Me: oh
@the_great_rasputin90225 жыл бұрын
Excellent joke, but it's spelled Tanarukk.
@maximillionchaoswolf5 жыл бұрын
don't worry theres still half orc half dwarves.
@atomicash24755 жыл бұрын
Dad how did you meet mom My old tribe was raiding a village she was in, she in battle cleave my uncle's head. I then looked to my brethren. " BOIS I THINK JUST FELL IN LOVE, OHHHHHHH"
@Vincentpanh5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Halderman greatest love story ever
@shanerooney72885 жыл бұрын
* What _really_ happened * My old tribe was raiding a village she was in, she in battle cleave my uncle's head. She looked me in the eye and pointed at me and said "I ain't ganna kills ya. I'm ganna make ya my bitch"
@rokkfel49995 жыл бұрын
Mine was backwards orc woman finds her man and word for word what the dm said was your mother took your father for 3 days and 3 nights til sure was with a child...and your father's pelvis is now broken(time travel scene
@rokkfel49995 жыл бұрын
@Brian the Trainer especialy since the dm says your father is a smol boy..... And i just took as it was......whT my gm bassicaly did was my my mom and dad story into a ara ara oneesama story.....
@silcrow40453 жыл бұрын
@@rokkfel4999 that's disgusting dude wtf
@joeywarren605 жыл бұрын
I play a half orc grave cleric, venerating Yurtus of course.
@smokey35045 жыл бұрын
I just started playing a similar character; she's an Orc Circle of Spores Druid that uses bone instead of wood for her weapons/armor (I got the DM to let me play Circle of Spores in return for being the party heal-bot)
@Team_Orchid5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, 5E orcs are pretty close to how I run orcs in my campaign world. *RAID THE VILLAGE!* Sir, we'll lose half of our men and then get slaughtered when the other villages retaliate. Okay, attack anyone on the road until they're weak enough, *then* raid the village.
@blacktemplarbrotherlucius19352 жыл бұрын
Same, but in my setting Orcs are border line horde enemies. A scout party could be anything from 4 or 6 orc grunts, a Raiding party+camp could be anything between 20 to 80 orcs and then Warbands often are around the 200. So now I've trained my players to treat orcs like a serious threat, no individually but in groups as the Orc in charge is either the most cunning or the strongest amongst them and 60% orcs will offer the chance for the party to hand over a "fee" to let them on their way. I've created my own stats for orcs mostly the same from 5e but different variants like Runts, Grunts, Warriors, Raider, Ravager, War Chief, Warlord and WarMaster.
@ConernicusRex Жыл бұрын
I run them like Dothraki. So, kinda same.
@quiensera99475 жыл бұрын
I clicked here more recklessly than a half orc barbarian attacks
@Scarletraven875 жыл бұрын
Fitting, given the uploader abuse of his own annoying n childish meme.
@justsomeogrewithinternetac14945 жыл бұрын
@@Scarletraven87 what? What are you talking about? Xela lluf, confused kobold
@capy-karma1864 жыл бұрын
Davvy Chappy: "Half Demon, Half Orc..." Me: "...... A Dorc?"
@oceaneggo5 жыл бұрын
*does that mean an orc cleric can exsist.* *someone gets stabbed* "Cleric, help!" *orc cleric:* "Why would I help someone so weak. I'd prefer to stab. Tsk tsk tks."
@vincentlance5 жыл бұрын
Two words: "War Domain"
@ItamarO935 жыл бұрын
@@vincentlance Better then Fighter
@MrLung19914 жыл бұрын
ItamarO93 i mean youre not wrongt BUUUUT 6-8 attacks a round IS amazing.
@Kaarl_Mills4 жыл бұрын
"Medic!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *Hits him over the head with a mace, it works* "Thanks Boss!"
@nickschuyler Жыл бұрын
My Orc, "Broadie the Basher" is a L4 Cleric in a 1e game. Soon to retire and head for Green Pastures.
@theflooddude17535 жыл бұрын
Pls talk about those magic orcs The weird boys Yes that was a 40k reference.
@auroradragen59205 жыл бұрын
My orc wizard turned away from the orcish gods and turned to Avandra the halfling goddess of change and exploration because he believes that the orcish gods are manipulating his brethren to be more violent and he wants to free his race from their control
@auroradragen59205 жыл бұрын
Why what?
@auroradragen59205 жыл бұрын
@Natasel honestly still working on the why he turn for now its that hes a softy and doesnt like unnecessary violence
@auroradragen59205 жыл бұрын
I could have made an orclike orc raiding pillaging and starting a fight whenever possible but thats a character for an evil campaign and uninteresting but i wanted to make an interesting hero so i made a character who fights his instincts to destroy everything he touches and wants to make a world where his family is no longer corrupted by the orcish gods
@auroradragen59205 жыл бұрын
@Natasel yep dats the point
@MrLung19914 жыл бұрын
Thats cool. My Female Orc Monk would LOVE to meet him. Shes a drunken Fist and just quenches the lust for blood whit alcohol.... alot of alcohol .... like I WON AGAINST DWARVES IN DRINKING level of alcohol. The only SCARY part of her is if she aint drunk cause then she becomes aggressive and sad. Sad cause of being angry all the time and angry cause orc. She went that way of Monk to free herself of needlesse violence after seeing her own child being murdered bye the Tenaroc Chief of there village.
Just wanted to hear what people think of this character idea I have: a half-orc bard who was raised by halflings, and thinks he is one.
@2MeterLP5 жыл бұрын
Sounds good. Counter offer: Halfling barbarian raised by orcs who thinks he just didnt hit his final growthspurt yet.
@gggggart87325 жыл бұрын
I think I might do both. Thanks
@Am0nknight12345 жыл бұрын
Dope idea. Hell, if you want to, you can actually make a half-orc character that is half-orc and half-halfling. You'd have the same stats as a regular half-orc, but your height is shorter than the average half-orc. It might be interesting to have as a twist, where you and the party thinks this isn't the case after a good few sessions in, despite you initially believing you are a halfling or part halfling. Just when everyone's accepted that your half-orc doesn't have halfling blood (your PC included), the DM reveals that the mayor's husband had an affair with an orc woman many years ago and that you are the result of this relationship. His wife might not have found out, but being the mayor's husband, he could pull some strings that made you a part of the community.
@carlosarthur66945 жыл бұрын
@@2MeterLP I'll play as a Halfling barbarian raised by my last character,a half-orc bard :P
@robineir5 жыл бұрын
That would be fun to role-play
@jowhy72435 жыл бұрын
orcs are some of my favourite monsters, with demons and yuan-ti. I especially love Yurtrus and Shargaas. Entire tribes of Yurtrus are really fun to use, and can be used if you want to include a disease into your game. Shargaas is cool too, just a bunch of goths, like a group of 15 year old tumblr users outside of the Donna Kebab shop. Making new orc gods are fun too
@SixpackSoap5 жыл бұрын
Half orc and half demon; the mighty Dorc!
@ethanwhite22105 жыл бұрын
Luthic actually really intrigues me as a goddess. She definitely seems the most benign of the Orc pantheon, and it would be a cool questline to see if, through the upraising of Luthic to better channel orcish rage into something more manageable, a party might help to redeem the tribes of tyrannical orc baddies into allies.
@rosenrot2345 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine she's also probably the one you DO NOT want to actually piss off. Imagine an ass whuppin by Pissed Off Orc Nana basically. Ouch.
@gabbyfringette72505 жыл бұрын
Orcs? Don't you mean.... husbandos?
@lavenderscare49955 жыл бұрын
I wish I could argue, but...
@boinkmaster90005 жыл бұрын
“I swear to god if you call the monster Manual the ‘Waifu catalogue’ one more time I’m calling the police.”
@gabbyfringette72505 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this is the most popular thing I have on the internet, besides a tumblr shitpost that just says: 'it's Martin Spetim Appreciation Day.'
@lavenderscare49955 жыл бұрын
@@gabbyfringette7250 hey, if there's one thing you can expect on the internet, it's people being thirsty as hecc about the weirdest thing.
@gabbyfringette72505 жыл бұрын
@@lavenderscare4995 Martin Septim thirst VS Orc thirst: the duality of mankind.
@True_Canadian5 жыл бұрын
LOKTAR OGAR, FOR THE HORDE!!!
@Dracobyte5 жыл бұрын
New grunt here!
@Sue_Me_Too5 жыл бұрын
ITZ PRONO.. pronoun... HIZ NAME IZ GORK!
@sffb82954 жыл бұрын
Wait, wrong franchise! This isn't Azeroth!
@Zeno11Salazar5 жыл бұрын
Dabby: "Crits are rare." Me: *Laughs in reckless attack.*
@samgafford23715 жыл бұрын
That demonic orc, man, sounds like a BOSS. I can see it as either a todum barbarian or way of the shadow monk.
@kaihinterfeck3764 жыл бұрын
This video and reading comments reminds me of my orc bard- his dad was shunned by his tribe due to being "weak" a.k.a. actually intelligent and acting normal & not a raiding brute who's always battling. Soo he went and opened a hotel + tavern that became a city's landmark and my bard was a baby when this happened, but at least he's a clone of his dad thank orc gods. I would've made him half orc but it just doesn't "fit" right.
@cwmyers5 жыл бұрын
Yay I’ve been waiting to hear your +5 charisma take on orcs!
@ChristnThms5 жыл бұрын
Orcs are my favorite of the monstrous races. If I could ever find a table that got into real role play, rather than just murder hoboing, I'd love to do a campaign as a full group of Orcs.
@boinkmaster90005 жыл бұрын
“Orc simple man, he see face not smashed? He smash face, if it evil face then all good, if good face all good, all orc need is face to smash and orc will help” - a chaotic good orc barbarian.
@ChristnThms5 жыл бұрын
@@boinkmaster9000 it could totally be that simple. But their devotion to the Orcish gods, and the principle of strength over everything could make them a bit more nuanced.
@idrisabdullah34924 жыл бұрын
Where are you and is there a table that we can find halfway between us 😢 I love orcs so much. In my home brew, they are just another sentient species that kind of emulate the natives of North America
@vinx.9095 жыл бұрын
i have a half orc (reviced) ranger in the party i dm and he had like 3 crits in one session, definitely made some people jealous because damn did he do a lot of damage in that one attack per turn he got.
@KazumiKiguma5 жыл бұрын
I'm fine with the stat negatives, it gives something to go with roleplaying-wise. Unless you're going for an Orc Wizard then you're really just wanting it for various knowledge-style checks and for saves, and there's not too many INT saves. You could honestly just roll 5 stats instead of 6 and just give your orc 8 INT and be done.
@chickencurry4205 жыл бұрын
No mention of the Orc gods, Gork and Mork? The people need to know of their brutal cunning and cunning brutality!
@madmachanicest99555 жыл бұрын
I love orcs in my Campains thy are a scravel of the fittest badasses. Thy honorable in there own way and are faerd do to increadable fighting capasity.
@NobodyDungeons5 жыл бұрын
I once played an orc who was was smarter than your average orc and just decided to walk out a set up a nice cabin along the road warning travelers of the orcish presence and offering to guide them through the mountains in exchange for giving anyone they coming through the mountains good word about him and typically trading hides and thus he became a folk hero guiding caravans through the mountains safely and trading valuable hides for things he needed
@shingoji5245 жыл бұрын
I once had an antagonist Orc who was actualy quite wise. He had a wyvern mount and he wanted to unite the ork tribes and ensure orc dominance. He was a pretty cool guy and had respect for the party as they had bested his most talented generals. He managed to get betrayed by his own tribe and became a helpful npc in the follow up campaign.
@unwithering53134 жыл бұрын
A boss becoming an ally, cool
@Hektols4 жыл бұрын
Orcs should get a good aligned deity for good orcs, the same way dark elfs got one.
@AgentSqueaky5 жыл бұрын
About time you did a video on the best race.
@christianmunz21034 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I find it funny how all of you are complaining about a simple -2 to intelligence in 5e. I play 3.5 mostly, and let me tell you, I'd played official races that had a -6 to stats. Not to mention, all races except for Humans and Half-Elves have a -2 to something, so finding Kobolds and Orcs with a -2 to a stat was perfectly normal for me. Besides, it gives more chances to roleplaying, so why are you complaining? However, I would like to say that I really enjoy your videos. I ind them funny and informative, and I think you do a great job. Keep up the good work Davvy.
@Neutral_Tired4 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint, only 2 races in 5e have negative stats, Orcs and Kobolds, this makes them objectively worse than almost every other playable race in 5e Also it limits freedom and creativity, you want to buck the trend and play an orc wizard? Fuck you, no!
@yodaddy40105 жыл бұрын
I wanna make a Orc, barbarian that’s a pacifist; his highest stat will be intelligence and charisma and his lowest is gonna be strength. He’ll use speech craft to get out of situations and when he gets mad he’ll go into a blind fit of rage in which he’ll have heavy debuff in intelligence with it being transformed into strength.
@yodaddy40105 жыл бұрын
His name will be Bobo
@timberwolfbrother5 жыл бұрын
You said "Gork and Mork" wrong. Y'know, the ork gods of being cunningly brutal and brutally cunning?
@howaboutnow18955 жыл бұрын
WHHHAAAARRRRRGGGGG
@MrLung19914 жыл бұрын
timberwolfbrother WAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAGH
@hexazalea5 жыл бұрын
that extra die on ccrits might be kind of useful to eldritch smiting hexblades you know bedcause hexblades curse is a 10% crit instead of 5. low damage rolls are still gonna suck but the hexblade still gets a better chance to crit and they have accesss to weapons with 2 dice (2d6 greatswords) that with pact of the blade are automatically +1 weapons.
@howaboutnow18955 жыл бұрын
Can get 15%crit
@azneatdog4 жыл бұрын
I play more DnD orcs like how I play my Warhammer ORK and WAAAGH all the time.
@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy75505 жыл бұрын
Orc:GLORY TO GRUUMSH *woman kills ten orcs* Orc:At lEaSt oUt LoUd I wOn’T sAy I’m iN LOVE
@thor7af35 жыл бұрын
Solid visuals and enthusiastic, succinct discussion. You have a new subscriber sir!
@scottjones32975 жыл бұрын
My Tanarukk Oath of Conquest Paladin is a beautiful soul
@funiscool75755 жыл бұрын
My half orcs NPCs Are siblings and are quite kind and ran away from home one is a bard and the other is a fighter I love them
@funiscool75755 жыл бұрын
And the bard has a fox familiar who led her and her brother away just before they got killed
@blindoutlaw5 жыл бұрын
DnD logic Our players want to play as full blood Orcs. Fine but we’ll make them worse then Half Orcs coz we’re all about that interbreeding and our players should support that
@alexanderbyrne96844 жыл бұрын
I tend to give them +4 strength and keep everything the same
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
Regular couple? Yaoi couple? Human/Orc couple? I see no difference, love is love!
@vadandrumist16705 жыл бұрын
Could you go over the various strategies for gaining... immortality (Lichdom, Reincarnation Spell Loop, Ascension to Godhood, etc.)? Preferably with the pros and cons of the various strategies, and the various forces that actively conspire against ye who seeketh life eternal.
@Rafishaikh995 жыл бұрын
Can you do a guide to the best beasts for the Druid's wild shape?
@ataberkdedemen98025 жыл бұрын
Bear Bear Bear Also the bear is pretty good too.
@chadam9174 жыл бұрын
DINOSAURS
@JohnCephas5 жыл бұрын
I like negative stats. I always roll for stats for my PCs. Roleplay and strategy.
@RantingRagingRelks5 жыл бұрын
Spoilers for Storm King's Thunder My party and I just finished surviving the Orc raid on Nightstone, and they were pretty terrifying to fight. Granted, it was 20 orcs(including an Eye of Gruumsh and Warchief) vs. 6 PCs. We managed to edge out a victory, but my Goliath plays the Tank role in our party and I spent a solid 5 rounds at 1HP.
@laurence_lookmyr5 жыл бұрын
RavingWriterRelks a real butt clencher
@FRD3575 жыл бұрын
Uhh, fireball?
@RantingRagingRelks5 жыл бұрын
We were all only level 2, so didn't even have 2nd level spells, let alone Fireball. Earlier in the campaign I had reinforced a bridge with boulders to create a funnel into the keep of the town, so to get in they'd have to scale the sharply sloped cliff or cross the bridge, and we were able to hold the bridge during the encounter.
@gabriel3000105 жыл бұрын
This sounds familiar... I might have done the same module as a level 3 goblin barbarian... did any guards become chickens by any chance?
@MoonbornUwU5 жыл бұрын
Mmm, waking up to my daily dose of Davvy Chappy.
@Vaehlo5 жыл бұрын
Muscle-bois and girls.
@rizchaos5 жыл бұрын
nice details on orcs, from birth to either quick death or death later on
@RykerDavis1235 жыл бұрын
I refuse as a principal to play all orcs by the stereotype. Some? Yes. But all? Hell no.
@aidanmills61365 жыл бұрын
Same.
@madara44475 жыл бұрын
I play orcs as a warrior of zealots who are in a technological age.
@anthonyteasley38375 жыл бұрын
@JoeRingo118 same elder scrolls ones are my favorite cause they aren't complete savages but they still have an interesting warrior culture but are also able to be normal empire citizens
@Vincentpanh5 жыл бұрын
I play a good solider orc that respect everyone, then i get capture by the elf and become a slave. they scar me with strange tattoo and thrown me in the mine. Lucky for me , I got out of that place and never comeback again. Now i forever hate the elf. Any idea on How to kill a entire race of elf?????
@gabriel3000105 жыл бұрын
@@Vincentpanh with dakka
@NewgirlNola4 жыл бұрын
3:10 Artist: so how many unsettlingly bulging neck tendons do you want? Wizards of the coast: yes
@saiyanape60155 жыл бұрын
Got a cool idea for a non lethal Orc Horde... they dont kill or steal ... theeyyy FFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!! .... know by many as the SwingerOrc G
@slaaneshthedarkprince20005 жыл бұрын
Someone give this man a beer
@gabriel3000105 жыл бұрын
So they are bards...
@shanerooney72885 жыл бұрын
No. _I'M_ Davvy Chappy.
@hazmatter06345 жыл бұрын
*WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!*
@shanerooney72885 жыл бұрын
@@hazmatter0634 That's what she said. (Not the best setup for the joke, but it works)
@hazmatter06345 жыл бұрын
Shane Rooney yeah that wasn't the best joke you could have done
@OlympusHeavyCavalry3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO … Loved the bit about Orc copulation, well done :-)
@orkweirdboy6776 Жыл бұрын
Am I a ork? (Existential dread growing)
@MK.DANABNORMAL5 жыл бұрын
First image of an orc: An orc from warhammer 40k
@Sue_Me_Too5 жыл бұрын
Ork, not orc
@maaxorus5 жыл бұрын
Orcs are surprisingly efficient. Also extremely cold-hearted.
@theless-than-goodhunter70195 жыл бұрын
6/10 needs more DAKKA
@dysfunctionalcaterpillar7904 жыл бұрын
No, 0/10. Not enough Gork, Mork or WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
@dragonsswarm19875 жыл бұрын
Yuan-Ti?
@gabrielrussell55315 жыл бұрын
For some mathematical reference on how minuscule the HOrc's crit bonus is a d12 (The biggest damage die) does 6.5 average damage. You crit 5% of the time E.G. 5% of the time you're doing an extra 6.5 damage. This averages to an additional 0.325 damage per attack. It feels really powerful when you get it, but makes little to no difference overall.
@FRD3575 жыл бұрын
Yeah but a half-orc barbarian can just roll a handful of d12s when he/she/it/shit crits and it feels good so it's worth it
@bookworm13x5 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on tanarukks, feyri, and alufiends?
@recklessabandon56784 жыл бұрын
Orc:can you fight? Adventurer:I mean a sort of Orc:disgusting...
@hans29365 жыл бұрын
Me and da boiz out ere fo a right ol WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
@marcusblacknell-andrews17837 ай бұрын
For me, Orcs seek out the Curse of Wereboar Lycanthropy as a boon to become stronger. In my world, half-orcs are born to Wereboar Fathers and Orc mothers.
@DonkMel4 жыл бұрын
They changed orc in the ebberon book
@brotherjorge32 жыл бұрын
Orc video shows Orkz. 9/10 - D&D needz moar dakka.
@UnderdarkTrans4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's kinda annoying that Orcs are so cartoonishly evil, like there can't be ONE redeeming thing about orcs so there can be easy targets for players to kill without regret...even though demons are already a thing and they do that job way better.
@pyronicdesign4 жыл бұрын
the negative must be a hold over from when orcs got a freak'n +4 to Strength.
@ACENDANT-5 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
@sapphiredawn43215 жыл бұрын
Wez made for fighting and winnin
@joshweiland33125 жыл бұрын
I still want a lizardfolk video, but i love all of your content regardless
@dudeslayer45055 жыл бұрын
“DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” (Grabs sacred knife with eye stabbing intent)
@Vincentpanh5 жыл бұрын
Ian Boston “ IT GIVE ME 1d8 DAMAGES, LET ME HAVE IT AGHHHHHHH!!!!”
@alleynaevangelista62715 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie...I love orcs. Like really really love them.
@Amadeo7905 жыл бұрын
Sounds like baphomet orcs are closer to original orcs from Tolkien lore.
Dude, please make a down time activity guide, tell us how to use tools
@XSanctusMalumX5 жыл бұрын
Seeing the Warhammer Orks i released this was a wasted opportunity for a great April Fools video.
@AAllen-br8it5 жыл бұрын
"The enemy that's supposed to be threatening, but never actually is.." Not in my setting. In my campaign world Orcs ain't nothing to fuck with.
@killcat19715 жыл бұрын
Right so they had to retcon half-orks.
@Gorvar1005 жыл бұрын
Eye stabbing eh? ... So that's where Blizz got their Bleeding Hollow orcs from.
@IDrawOthers5 жыл бұрын
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!
@omgkightpotter15765 жыл бұрын
Orcs done make love.. orcs FUCK, that made me laugh more than it should have
@ForlornJam5 жыл бұрын
Francel or Harold, if you're out there, Dimitas looks on in shame
@collinevans44732 жыл бұрын
So do the orcs just not have like an idea of afterlife? Like how the elves they know it's réincarnation, but what about the orcs?
@WTheRegulator5 жыл бұрын
Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!
@TheDreamTwist5 жыл бұрын
Crits being rare, plays champion fighter like a true intellectual
@samgafford23715 жыл бұрын
Dude what if an orc and a dragonborn done did done it? What would that make? Would that even work?
@thanotosomega5 жыл бұрын
Should have had at least one joke about how broken they become the second one of them get's a grasp on politics and tactics like Obould Many-Arrows
@monkeykingsauli46505 жыл бұрын
2:42 god damn it I know what that’s from and I wish I didn’t
@azmiraclegirl4413 жыл бұрын
I've always thought the Orcs were essentially Vikings but green
@micahwitham62114 жыл бұрын
You should cover Firbolgs in a video.
@user-cy7ki7ms1q5 жыл бұрын
I'd prefer races with negatives to instead gain better positives to make it more worthwhile
@THEFIRST394 жыл бұрын
I would argue that if you want to hit someone; you’re playing the orc race ACCURATELY.
@mlevis052 жыл бұрын
Orcs will actually breed with anything strong. Trolls, ogres, and any strong warrior they see worthy of bearing orc children. Half orcs are classically half human but they can be half dwarf too.