Kay: Burns everything Candy: Doesn't cook the food Daz: Suffers
@charitysghost12072 ай бұрын
This comment should be pinned! 😂😂
@digitdaydreams2 ай бұрын
Like at least Kay won't give me salmonella poisoning
@erinalex10332 ай бұрын
there really is no happy medium... is there?!?!?!?!?! //S
@elisiapace68232 ай бұрын
Favorite comment ever 😂😂😂
@emilyelizaxo2 ай бұрын
omg stop, i’m creasing 😭😂
@katie_cant_compute2 ай бұрын
Candy: I like my gravy nice and thick The gravy: sloshing out like bong water
@erinalex10332 ай бұрын
Oh fuck😂😂😂😂😂
@LeeIsOnline2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@cilliansands61662 ай бұрын
Bong water! 😂
@Queenpsycho20032 ай бұрын
I think bong water would be an upgrade
@ittiebittiedance2 ай бұрын
@@Queenpsycho2003do you know his second channel?
@jamieparry36862 ай бұрын
"That chicken's arse hole is still active" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear when I put my socks on this morning
@zoey64312 ай бұрын
Didn’t expect to hear it in my ear at work 😭🙏
@1xislax82 ай бұрын
I was eating dinner 😭
@dollface93602 ай бұрын
😂🙌🤭
@turkodix2 ай бұрын
SHADOW❤
@lisamareepritchard63752 ай бұрын
I can’t stop laughing 😂
@Patrickbsfan22 ай бұрын
As an autistic person, your channel has been a safe space and comfort for me for many many years. I even got to see you on your US tour, by winning tickets which was very unexpected. I hope you continue to make videos for a long long time. Thanks daz.
@AKayfabeАй бұрын
I am neurodivergent also, I love this channel and have for a long while. How awesome that you won tickets to his show. The bad cooking kind of bothers me because I’m germaphobic and a chef. But Daz channel is a comfortable place.
@Not_w1ll1s13 күн бұрын
I am not autistic but I have family that is. I could see my autistic cousin loving this. It brings me joy that you can enjoy this channel so much. It gives me the same feeling as when I see my cousin smile and laugh and enjoy herself. It warms my heart 😊
@steveeymann63748 күн бұрын
Autism makes you very shut in and unwilling to speak to anyone that isn't in a very close circle if at all. If you haven't had a real diagnosis then you aren't autistic and even if you have I severely doubt it based on today's standards of autism. What's far more likely is you've spent your entire life looking at a screen instead of actually engaging people and now you feel awkward about real life scenarios, making g autism your cop out for pretty much everything that requires interaction or effort. Autism used to mean that a person was barely functioning and needed a caregiver around the clock until about a year ago when everyone with any social anxiety was all of a sudden Autistic. Your ability to make a fully formed comment and also type it properly tells me you're in the latter, mostly self diagnosed group. You're not Autistic, your looking for excuses!
@hughstark48828 күн бұрын
I’m AuDHD and have found Daz and Off the Hook to just be the perfect comfort channel for me. Even throughout me changing thru YTers I thought were my favourites and then found out we’re a bit mid Daz stayed consistently up there and I have to thank him for that
@Patrickbsfan28 күн бұрын
@@steveeymann6374 buddy, I have been diagnosed by 3 separate doctors, the first one being DECADES AGO when i was a very small child in the very early 2000's, back when autism was still pretty damn unknown. I have since been retested 2 times, once as a teen, and once as an adult, and both times I have been told I am autistic. Do not sit there and tell me what I am until you have the proper schooling and licensing to do so. Then we can sit down in your office, you can test me, and we can go from there. Until then, I'll be what I am and you can be mad. Have a blessed day
@Em455672 ай бұрын
I apologise sincerely to Kay, cause never did I think anyone could get any worse. Then candy came along
@thePopeFrancis012 ай бұрын
Facts
@UndecidedLogo2 ай бұрын
you just apologized to someone that dosent even know you. go do something
@UndecidedLogo2 ай бұрын
@@thePopeFrancis01 its not 2019 stop saying facts bro wtf
@BenJP98382 ай бұрын
@@UndecidedLogo Facts
@GabeHorn6992 ай бұрын
@@UndecidedLogo least obvious ragebait
@pewpew852 ай бұрын
I don't think i can sit still watching this... Im like actually wincing IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCH
@lizafrench84552 ай бұрын
This is a combination of cooking with Jack and kays cooking.
@burlierbuffalo70922 ай бұрын
@@lizafrench8455 no its much much worse
@anapm29272 ай бұрын
This is the most uncomfortable I've been while watching a video
@LucasGault-rp5dn2 ай бұрын
Kinda bricks me up tbh
@anapm29272 ай бұрын
@@LucasGault-rp5dn good on you?
@mykaelabeves33862 ай бұрын
I love how she said “add the Coca Cola” and proceeded to pour Pepsi max in 😭🤣
@LeelsXD2 ай бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAZ SAYING
@adamgreenhill1102 ай бұрын
Even worse, cherry flavour... In a CURRY
@Ang3l0-1s-h0t2 ай бұрын
yk pepsis full name i pepsi cola?
@mykaelabeves33862 ай бұрын
@@Ang3l0-1s-h0t yah but Pepsi max and Coca Cola are different and she said she was using Coca Cola
@Ang3l0-1s-h0t2 ай бұрын
@@mykaelabeves3386 its still cola the only diffrence is the brand
@benjamindellamano5342Ай бұрын
Daz: It can't get any worse. Candy: *farts for 3 business days*
@theheistchannel278921 күн бұрын
Longer than my parcel 💀
@stephmills357719 күн бұрын
Time stamp?
@leighnicole1002 ай бұрын
The shots that go back to Daz just looking at the video in silence, dead faced, absolutely kill me
@jonypalmseed2 ай бұрын
The way candy is always looking over her shoulder and seems anxious reminds me of when a little kid gets into something they shouldn't. Like maybe there is a Guardian that is supposed to be keeping an eye on her and she is doing this stuff behind their back
@beckismith39342 ай бұрын
😂 honestly. My mom works with special needs n troubled youth n this is actually a thing ! They will sneak around n do things if you don't watch them .
@lamp_to_my_moth78782 ай бұрын
@@beckismith3934 Does your mom happen to know if someone who requires, like, live in care can get tattoos? I know that's a weird question, but I'm just wondering if this looks like something she wasn't born with? Maybe SEVERE head trauma or like any trauma?
@beckismith39342 ай бұрын
@@lamp_to_my_moth7878 I'm sure if they r of age and have consent they can get tattoos
@jdnetwork-reselling2 ай бұрын
Candy is a character, they use to do this for views then stopped and took some time out. then they re started the vids recently. It is 100% a character
@ugne-b6b2 ай бұрын
@@jdnetwork-resellingYeah probably but it’s crazy how she eats raw steak, eggs and bacon honestly
@MatthewKerr-qw9mc2 ай бұрын
As an autistic person, I can confirm she is BEYOND THE SPECTRUM
@jennalondonrichards2 ай бұрын
Yeah I genuinely think cognitive delays and no one taught her life skills
@tinobrown-s7t2 ай бұрын
Lol
@novakiara61502 ай бұрын
The spectrum can't handle her
@Carly13152 ай бұрын
Same here and I agree. I refuse to believe it’s real.
@SANDYXD1432 ай бұрын
When she cooked the midnight snack I could tell that she not all there But we shouldn't assume more than likely she has ADHD or had a rough night
@Isabelle-k7wАй бұрын
"it should be so rare that it doesn't f*cking exist" had me cracking up so much!!!🤣💀
@Dragon_type_ace2 ай бұрын
At least with Kay, she was trying to make actual food. Fried rice, gumbo, meatballs. But chocolate boiled egg sandwich???
@lewish_14762 ай бұрын
I know. Poor kay
@coleyjervase2 ай бұрын
Ikr. That’s basically egg salad, I mean it’s boiled eggs, but no mayo, no mustard, no seasonings, no garlic/onions/etc, just…chocolate?? With butter as the spread?? Now I’ve heard of using butter to substitute mayonnaise if you don’t like it…but from what I’ve seen that’s usually for COLD CUT LUNCHMEAT SANDWICHES not….A chocolate egg salad sandwich?? She did say it was a craving, so maybe she was pregnant in that video? Probably not, but it certainly sounds bizarre enough to be a pregnancy craving rather than just something a non-pregnant person randomly fancies one day?
@emmie_lou_who2 ай бұрын
With shells still in the pan.
@charlesrowland82022 ай бұрын
Omg
@katie543772 ай бұрын
Fr
@Wolf-12112 ай бұрын
There is so much that makes me believe it’s fake as well as real. If it’s fake, that is dedication and a stomach of steel, if it’s real she needs help
@nickyjadee25192 ай бұрын
If it's real the social care needs to like get involved she clearly isn't well enough to take care of herself 😅
@Wolf-12112 ай бұрын
@@nickyjadee2519 the thing that makes me think she is either faking or has a carer, is purely because everywhere is clean, yes it gets dirty in videos but by the next video it’s really clean, and if you actually eat that sloppy and have problems like that, she wouldn’t clean herself. So it’s very confusing
@xx.jul3ss2 ай бұрын
Also, if you notice, she uses pans with a little red circle symbol. Those are really expensive and high quality nonstick pans. my mom uses them. it would make sense for it to be fake because she wears expensive clothes, uses expensive equipment, but just buys bad food it makes no sense
@clairedesnoyers65302 ай бұрын
I think she does need help.
@clairedesnoyers65302 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-1211maybe, there's a cleaning person. I used to work for a community center that would send me to people in need, like she is, old or handicaped.
@AceVoltia2 ай бұрын
12:01 honourable mention as Daz didn't see, THE MISSING SPIDER IN THE LAST FRAME WAS SQUASHED DEAD UNDER THE ONION 😭😭😭😭
@sarahx_louiise2 ай бұрын
AHHH
@AceVoltia2 ай бұрын
@@sarahx_louiise AAAAHHHHHHHH
@DreadlocWeirdo2 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one thinking where TF did the spider go. I started looking for it 😂😂😂
@isaiahdwarka64142 ай бұрын
This really is the hidden lore that Daz was talking about 😭
@furygeist2 ай бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why do I feel bad for the spider, being part of this horror? 😭
@Jaymoo1993Ай бұрын
The mouth noises she makes while eating, fill me with rage.
@louise982 ай бұрын
I lost it when she started singing best song ever while banging on a pan that was top notch comedy right there
@karaperrio-du5gsАй бұрын
It is her poor neighbours she "cooks for" and she helps at her cousins café, hopefully just cleaning the toilets and pans or else it will be shut down soon with a massive salmonella outbreak and the largest public health incident since WW2
@phantex2 ай бұрын
This is very, very sad. I genuinely hope she’s okay and doesn't get severely sick from any of this
@fhdang89782 ай бұрын
i just feel kinda bad, especially when daz starts, not even making funny comments, sometimes just bullying, like your content is funny comments that are slightly mean not mean comments that are sometimes funny
@nathancollins50652 ай бұрын
@@fhdang8978give it a rest mate
@sydneyarcher41682 ай бұрын
@@fhdang8978I love Daz so much but I’d have to agree on this one. it’s a funny video but I don’t think she’s all there in the head. I genuinely think she’s got something very mental wrong with her. I think making this video definitely added onto it. maybe I’m being too sensitive
@DjdjdjdjdSndjdjjdd2 ай бұрын
@@sydneyarcher4168it’s obviously clickbait why do you think she randomly add clips of her farting
@doll.iaaaaa2 ай бұрын
@@sydneyarcher4168ur def just too sensitive lawl
@KatieHiggins-f7q2 ай бұрын
I’m paralysed from the waist down and have been for years unfortunately. But Daz made me laugh so hard, I almost actually fell out my wheelchair, which usually hurts, but this time, it would’ve been absolutely fine and worth it because this is the first time I’ve laughed and smiled like this in a year 😂😂😂
@Katherine_Lee_Codm2 ай бұрын
It’s 1am here in NSW Australia and I’m laughing so loud I’m probably waking up my neighbours 😂
@omgg_mwaa2 ай бұрын
Awh your so sweet🥰 May I ask how you got paralyzed or what caused it? I completely understand if you're not comfortable!
@YasmineSkyKD2 ай бұрын
That made me smile 🤭. I hope you're doing ok!
@cinnamonbabie2 ай бұрын
this actually melted my heart! daz is lucky to have you as a subscriber! hope ur doing as well as you can lovely 💗
@livvlifeАй бұрын
Picturing this sounds like it’s out of a comedy movie LMAOO ❤️😭
@Hollielola_mayАй бұрын
“ where does she do her shopping ? The local morgue” 😅😅😅 DAZ I LOVE YOU 🤣🤣
@leolivesey98482 ай бұрын
17:36 candy: ‘I think I’ve followed through’ Daz: 😟 ‘you did not…’ Had me dying for real 🤣 truth is now I wanna know if she did 🤣🤣
@Britneyl0verrr2 ай бұрын
what does that meannnn i don’t get the joke
@burlierbuffalo70922 ай бұрын
@@Britneyl0verrr it means pooing yourself
@fruity_goblin79652 ай бұрын
she trusted the fart too much and shat herself
@leolivesey98482 ай бұрын
@@Britneyl0verrr yeah it just means pooing your pants 🙂
@leolivesey98482 ай бұрын
@@fruity_goblin7965 wayyy too much 🤣🤣
@SebsTruckStop2 ай бұрын
When Candy DRANK the mouthwash and looked so proud i absolutely lost it
@lilypod2817Ай бұрын
Me to
@scotthorniblow69282 ай бұрын
13:35 "I got BV from watching this, and I dont even have a vagina"! That shit had me dying 🤣
@HarlequinnRoseАй бұрын
"Stop microwaving frozen things!" I feel attacked lol
@TheCSC2 ай бұрын
17:42 For anyone who was as confused as me, "Following through" means to poo yourself accidently from coughing or sneezing.
@maribethwhiting7114Ай бұрын
Thanks! I had no idea what she said so I came right to the comments hoping someone would know lol
@nathanielearl5274Ай бұрын
@@maribethwhiting7114same here lmao
@SylviaCompeanEmbraceandEmpowerАй бұрын
Ohhhhh thank you! I thought I heard her say that, but I wasn’t sure. Also, didn’t know what it meant.
@crabtree21002 ай бұрын
"Put yellow tape around it and start an investigation". Oh Daz is hilarious; this really cracked me up! 😲🤣
@Asylum19842 ай бұрын
I think the sweetheart is dealing with some developmental issues. These videos just seem genuine. I really hope someone is in her life helping her some how. I really wish the best for her. Bless her.
@Lifeislifejenna2 ай бұрын
Yes agree... partially sighted too
@deeeeniiiiss2 ай бұрын
more than likely prader willi if she's not faking it which Idk how you could fake this much mental illness
@laurewinkelmans95012 ай бұрын
Same, I think it's kind of wrong to laugh at someone like this. I know she puts herself out there, but it's easy to tell there's something neurodivergent or something about her. I really don't think it's fake.
@CynicalRaven2 ай бұрын
Honestly..
@Toriiii1122Ай бұрын
I'd be so scared she is a fire hazard 😮
@victorias.813Ай бұрын
im no where near a chef but my face remained consistent throughout the video of disgust miss Kay can i please come over for thanksgiving i wont complain ever. also when you watch her eat she doesnt chew, she only swallows and i think thats how she gets this stuff down without gagging.
@livviebrundle2 ай бұрын
I can actually hear a tapeworm going "What's on the menu, Candy?" ;)
@Nobody102252 ай бұрын
😂
@erinalex10332 ай бұрын
DINNER IS SERVEDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@furygeist2 ай бұрын
The tapeworm is gone. It has fled for better pastures. Even it has standards.
@k0htp0t2 ай бұрын
I didn't need to read that. Baaaarff.
@gemgemmsАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@furygeist2 ай бұрын
.... This has to be satire. This is rage bait cooking. It gets her views. It CANNOT BE REAL. Kay at least just comes off as someone who genuinely is not great at cooking. This... This is insanity. There is no way this is real. Please gods do not let it be real. 😭
@redbullgivesyouwings2222 ай бұрын
@@furygeist even if it is satire she's still eating raw food which is taking it too far 😭😭😭
@Thisbritishgamer2 ай бұрын
It can't be fake she's eating it
@mrmoldi2 ай бұрын
Is everyone really that blind to even question the legitimacy of this? This whole thing is self-aware for sure. It's too extra. It's too obvious. Kay is the OG.. the oblivious, but heartfelt cooking queen. She's got passion in her art. This is a clear and sad attempt at a replication. Reading these comments make me question some people's intelligence fr
@voidsttar2 ай бұрын
pretty sure it’s real i remember in her old post she used to do stuff like this aswell
@floor27062 ай бұрын
I’ve followed her for so long i don’t think its a joke
@tayahartje2 ай бұрын
I’ve just learned that British people call dish soap “fairy liquid” and I love it
@akenohononiku9162 ай бұрын
Some British people also call it "Washing Up Liquid" Yes, it sounds as clunky as it looks And yes, I can allegedly confirm it from watching a stream with a british person explaining the weird choices of terms swapped in Britain (Zebra crossing for pedestrian crossing for one, which I think is cute, but most of the others are clunky as f***)
@Lilacediting2 ай бұрын
Fairy liquid is the name of a brand it really depends what your using she did use fairy liquid there
@sadflix87542 ай бұрын
@@akenohononiku916we actually call it zebra in German too, specifically zebra streifen meaning zebra stripes
@novakiara61502 ай бұрын
@@sadflix8754we call it zebra pad in Dutch meaning zebra path
@Migotte2 ай бұрын
as much as I dislike british words (crisps, sweets etc), fairy liquid sounds kinda cool
@carljohnston7527Ай бұрын
"Rather than eat it, I feel I should put yellow tape around it and start an investigation!"😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!
@Charles.De.Lorme.15842 ай бұрын
12:05 “Where’d you get this from? A PLAGUE DOCTOR!?” 😂😂😂😂😂 this is my new favourite quote from Daz ❤
@robertfalkenberg2 ай бұрын
I am physically getting ill watching Candy's cooking. I hope that what Candy is doing is not real because if it is, there is no way she still living after what she cooks.
@metald.e.v4222 ай бұрын
Don't underestimate the stupidity of people if she's faking this there's no way that at least 1 person believes her cooking recipe and makes them
@CloveQuestGaming2 ай бұрын
@@metald.e.v422she’s real
@TerryGreat-c6p2 ай бұрын
Me too 🤢🤮
@k0htp0t2 ай бұрын
My pregnancy cravings can be weird at times... This seems to put all of them to shame because just bloody what the fuck?! 😂😅
@stephcuffley6191Ай бұрын
I hoped at first that this was fake. But seeing her eat raw things during cooking, she's either very committed to the bit, or it's 100% real. Sadly I think its the latter
@megwills74262 ай бұрын
8:37 is no one gonna talk about how or why those roast potatoes are FLOURESCENT YELLOW ?!?! WTF DID SHE COOK THEM IN, THE TELETUBBIES ??😭😭
@rixy_wolfwolfosjr99522 ай бұрын
😭🤣
@aesthetic_q90892 ай бұрын
THE TELEBUBBIES 💀😂
@LightslicerGP2 ай бұрын
THE POTATO WAS INSIDE A TELLY TUBBY??? 😨
@deadinside87812 ай бұрын
@@LightslicerGPThey used Lala’s blood.
@LightslicerGP2 ай бұрын
@@deadinside8781 😟
@chelseaultra9348Ай бұрын
THIS WOMAN IS A BEAST SHE LITERALLY INHALES HER FOOD 😅, THIS MUST BE A WIND UP , SURELY NO ONE WOULD COOK CHICKEN IN A PAN WITH WASHING UP LIQUID ?🤮🤦♂️
@jaydenjohnson82392 ай бұрын
To quote Daz instead of that's effing Fanta at 16:35 that's effing Pepsi 😂😂
@hanslara2 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one tó see it wasn't come l 😂
@aleisham272 ай бұрын
I literally shouted that when I saw that part 😂
@vickylea9352 ай бұрын
What makes it worse is that it's Pepsi max cherry not even the normal can
@CrimsonPhoenix912 ай бұрын
I am still watching but I paused cause I was going to say something, so thank you for catching that the coke is SUSPICIOUSLY DISGUISED IN A PEPSI CAN
@nevermoreraven33402 ай бұрын
I yelled COKE?! THAT'S PEPSI!! when I saw it
@itzcloudys85592 ай бұрын
seriously tho she needs to have a helper at her house or something because she could definitely get sick. she is definitely not 100% there in the mind.
@Thisbritishgamer2 ай бұрын
She's already been in hospital for food poisoning
@X5129X2 ай бұрын
@@Thisbritishgamerreally? Is there a source or how do you know? Genuinely curious
@k0htp0t2 ай бұрын
This cannot be true, man. Come on.... Please tell me it's a rage bait 🤦🏻♀️
@JuliaMatysik-v4s2 ай бұрын
I don’t even cook and yet I’m crying my eyes out because of how painful this video was. Kay can honestly cook for me any day, I will never ever complain again
@audreydoyle52682 ай бұрын
Yeah, I heard charcoal is much better for your digestive system than salmonella
@holliejones1312Ай бұрын
The BV part 🤣🤣🤣 wtf. It’s physically impossible to not burst out laughing really loud when you watch Daz 🤣😂
@avalauzums27642 ай бұрын
"Where does she do her shopping , the Morgue" LMFAO LOST ITTTT
@CAELUSTHEPLANET27 күн бұрын
TIME STAMP
@CRYPT1QUE26 күн бұрын
@@CAELUSTHEPLANET32:34
@redbullgivesyouwings2222 ай бұрын
there is no way on GODS GREEN EARTH this woman put boiled eggs and chocolate buttons TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭
@ace.rayner2 ай бұрын
and then in a badly buttered bun?!
@hannahjoann15022 ай бұрын
AND SHE ACTUALLY ATE THE DAMN THING
@cowboylikelilly2 ай бұрын
@@ace.raynerthat the food kept falling out of and she ate half the food from the pan😭
@kiddieos2 ай бұрын
not entirely shocking, she mixed milk and sugar together.. so.
@RubyRyder-k3n2 ай бұрын
dont forget the lil pieces of shell 😂😭
@_Asht0n2 ай бұрын
i have been WAITING to see you react to candys cooking ever since i saw her videos myself 😭
@sav68202 ай бұрын
SAME
@villiamheinonen686Ай бұрын
This was the funniest reaction video youve put up in a while. Even though I was feeling sick to my stomach a few times.
@LazyIblis2 ай бұрын
I never thought I could cry because of how food is treated or how someone acts but here I am. Legit tears streaming down my face staring in shock. I don’t have money someone please pay for my therapy cuz I cannot live with this ingrained in my memory.
@clairedesnoyers65302 ай бұрын
LOL, thank you for this one.
@artemisgaming9742 ай бұрын
8:33 I can hear Gordon Ramsay right now saying “it’s fucking raw” 😂
@SianDickens-e2vАй бұрын
Fr 😂
@ameenaxo2 ай бұрын
YES ANOTHER COOKING VID WHO ELSE LOVES THESE?!
@tricia91492 ай бұрын
Me❤️
@edgy-life31492 ай бұрын
Meee
@Long-lizard2 ай бұрын
Me these are hilarious
@WonderWizard20092 ай бұрын
Why do you reply to every comment , its kinda annoying@@tricia9149
@Twistyplay2 ай бұрын
The Pringles one has traumatized me 😭
@hannahmcgrotty8160Ай бұрын
It fascinates me that the rustlers burger, that is supposed to be microwaved, was pan fried, yet the FROZEN STEAK was microwaved
@Jaygalaxy932 ай бұрын
7:27 homeless man's bath water 😂😂😂 i can't 😂😂
@LouM8972 ай бұрын
20:12 to 20:24; I laughed so hard I thought my head was gonna explode. The unexpected fart and Daz’s disturbed reaction was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 🤣
@ErmKuroPNG2 ай бұрын
20:06 Daz : surely this can't get any worse. Five seconds later Candy shits herself
@tearainey12 ай бұрын
I'm not there yet, and I'm praying to any god in existence that's not what actually happened, like she couldn't have actually shit herself right? Now I'm scared.
@NITR0NAGINOSS2 ай бұрын
@@tearainey1oh she did 🤢
@Ladis12 ай бұрын
I'm somewhat surprised that Daz still hasn't learned to not speak too soon like this...
@danw47222 ай бұрын
More to the point is she still alive
@Ladis12 ай бұрын
@@danw4722 Im ngl, in my unprofessional opinion, I would probably give her.. 3... months. And if I'm being generous I might give her an extra 2... days. Maybe.
@izaakfarrington7751Ай бұрын
Ketchup on a roast dinner? That deserves at least LIFE in prison
@AndreaFayeCEIC2 ай бұрын
I applaud you, Daz, for going through this for us.
@janeskeet35062 ай бұрын
I've not laughed this hard in ages...... when she sharted and I paused it to laugh, then saw your face on the pause screen I almost ended up in A&E !!! OMG so much going on..... boiling mince, eating steak with a bread knife ....... the stories that microwave could tell ~ it needs therapy! That was comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣
@LovelyLilly902 ай бұрын
I read your comment before it happened. So i assumed to myself as I knew it wouldn't be funny. Oh how I was wrong. I'm crying here!
@Stevenseagull0012 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@LovelyLilly902 ай бұрын
@@Stevenseagull001 starts at 17:32 🤣🤣🤣
@Stevenseagull0012 ай бұрын
@@janeskeet3506 thanks
@mega_Boi20042 ай бұрын
And the random part of her shitting herself or farting
@amesstar2 ай бұрын
I feel like I'm watching what a two year old would cook their mum in their play dough kitchen for mother's day
@scottishdp60992 ай бұрын
Oh no, not Candy’s cooking, he’s not ready for this.
@mapleink622 ай бұрын
25:30 This is gonna end up as a true crime documentary, because if she feeds that to her neighbour, it's gonna be over for him 💀💀
@DarknessOceandeath2 ай бұрын
😂 The neighbor's parents that will show the hospital the funeral her going to jail it's just preposterous
@darkxdead2 ай бұрын
I've just realised Kay is a blessing. A BLESSING.
@Evan-w8j28 күн бұрын
Daz I'm sure that all of your fans including me would LOVE to see you do a podcast! Also, my name suggestion is Tea Party or anything you can think of that includes tea.
@LindleyClipz2 ай бұрын
Watching this guy since he was in a wardrobe full of clothes love the daz reacts /watchess try not to’s
@Alice_angelss2 ай бұрын
Omg the wardrobe, man that was the shit, i laughed so hard I had to cry on his videos, i still do😂❤
@sheyenneschultz082 ай бұрын
19:25 - “1, 2, 3,…5” lol ❤😂❤😂
@KJ-di2pm2 ай бұрын
Omg I was trying to find this 😂😂
@ZodiacAries1111Ай бұрын
I was just thinking about this
@oharokiti2 ай бұрын
"That chicken's arsehole is still active..." Lmao!
@gnomanda2 ай бұрын
that one had me cackling lmao i had to pause and take a minute
@YerAW1zard52 ай бұрын
@@gnomandaliterally same I nearly died😂😂😂
@ItsTRandallАй бұрын
Gordon Ramsay’s Blocked User List: Candy’s Cooking, Kay’s Cooking 😂😂😂😂😂
@AdventuresofEmmaAndFloss2 ай бұрын
I think I’ve got food poisoning just from watching this. Especially that bacon. As someone from the UK this is most definitely not how we make a toastie 😂😂
@BendyStrawNeck2 ай бұрын
20:03 "Surely this can't get any worse." Oh Daz, you underestimate her...
@Stac.mhejds2 ай бұрын
The wave of emotions watching this was unreal!! Anger! Anxiety! Frustration! Laughter! Despair! Out of watching just one video of candy cooking Daz!! Kays a chef in comparisment 😂❤
@jesssmith600425 күн бұрын
"got to wash the chicken" "na na na" 😂😂😂
@AbigailMartin-ds9jz2 ай бұрын
This is scarier than Daz's horror series. I've seen monsters but this is on a new level.
@julianusdraconius68722 ай бұрын
I think the girl should be called "Cooking up Confusion" I fricken died, cried, & almost peed myself on the shite myself part😂😂😂😂
@TheJoker-fv7lb2 ай бұрын
Where does she do her shopping? The local morgue! That was probably the greatest one liner 😂 still laughing about it
@PresreganАй бұрын
Daz I hope you are reading this. This was the most painful video I have ever seen 😂 Kay’s cooking just went up in level compared to this eye sore😅
@teepaichan2 ай бұрын
you know when you eat a really sour candy then your eye gets possessed for a few minutes? That's what happened when i heard the FORK scratching the PAN!
@lizzygreeneyes2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tiggiabel18042 ай бұрын
23:01 “i don’t like ketchup” 32:08 *proceeds to cover entire meal in ketchup “ketchup is the best” 😭😭😭😭
@Bowlerblitz2 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!! I was just about to say! LMAO!
@ahtjack81302 ай бұрын
"I don't like sausage" proceeds to cook sausage with egg and toast
@Trenton-om9qsАй бұрын
I think we need to apologize to Kay because holy shit
@Alromanyfrfr2 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the Daz and Kay Collab
@thomassbowmann2 ай бұрын
He said last time it wasn’t happening anymore 😢
@tricia91492 ай бұрын
Sad to say but it won't happen I'm sorry🥺❤️
@Lucifer_isthereal_god2 ай бұрын
Sadly there won't be one. I believe Daz said Kay's health was just rough overall and she didn't want to be on as big of a platform as Daz's. He did say he wanted really badly to help her out tho with like a whole kitchen remodeling and even in helping her on cooking. But a video with both of them seems unlikely atm.
@KONGcian2 ай бұрын
Bit late big man it ain’t happening anymore he’s said it in abt 3 vids 😭
@carriedietz83872 ай бұрын
Probably gonna have more luck with candy😂
@minibatman2.0162 ай бұрын
With cooking with cola, my Korean grandma marinates short beef ribs (galbi) and short beef strips (bulgolgi) in some cola with scallions, sesame oil and some other ingredients. It’s so good and everyone that’s tried it (including my picky eater of a dad that eats only pizza, cereal and hot fries) loves it. But other than that, it’s not cooked, just used for marinating.
@bellamee27752 ай бұрын
My dad uses full sugar cola to make a nice sticky glaze for chicken drumsticks.
@minibatman2.0162 ай бұрын
@@bellamee2775 ooooh that sounds good
@ChelleKT12 ай бұрын
Your grandma uses it to tenderise not necessarily marinate
@minibatman2.0162 ай бұрын
@@ChelleKT1 probably both. Bc the cola has sugars in it and adds flavor but the liquid and carbonation makes it very tender and yummy
@Your.local.multi-fanАй бұрын
Your dad is so real for that (I’ve been put on a whole new spectrum of picky according to my family lmao)
@thestoryteller16-f9y2 ай бұрын
Daz (in the smallest voice possible): "Bread. It's bread." 19:45
@TnerbicusАй бұрын
It’s like watching an alien pretending to be a human
@Chaniyamartinez2 ай бұрын
Her shitting on herself throughout the video was sending meeee😂
@Cigzretes2 ай бұрын
My jaw dropped 😆😆😆
@DutchMelon2 ай бұрын
It's the food poisoning catching up on her😭
@person102942 ай бұрын
16:14 never thought i would hear Daz say Kay has a Michelin star
@GuysBnDudez2 ай бұрын
18:32 I love that we’re just glossing over the fact that she shit herself😂😂
@MunchSis2 ай бұрын
Nah but what about the fact she could’ve just edited it out and decided to keep it in 😭💀
@nguxdashАй бұрын
Rustler Burger Slander WILL NOT Be Tolerated! Top Tier Food🔥🔥
@wheelie262 ай бұрын
She’s definitely doing this on purpose, she’s seen how well Kay is doing and thought she’d do worse. She succeeded!
@Echko052 ай бұрын
I doubt it
@Iono_vtuber2 ай бұрын
Shes being doing this for years she used to cook things like radiator bacon about 2 years ago
@wheelie262 ай бұрын
@@Iono_vtuber wow, how has she not died of food poisoning before now?
@redwatermelon02 ай бұрын
nope it can’t be a joke she eats the whole thing on video
@Willow-h8b2 ай бұрын
"Going to add in the cola." IT WAS PEPSI!! 😭🤣
@Gavs_Playlist97552 ай бұрын
I haven't got to that part yet but if she just said cola, then Pepsi still counts because Pepsi-cola
@itskirsty78152 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that was pepsi max cherry flavour too…..
@cactusanimals73582 ай бұрын
@@Gavs_Playlist9755 she specificly said coca-cola
@gib_shmercy2 ай бұрын
cherry pepsi to boot 😭
@Gavs_Playlist97552 ай бұрын
@@cactusanimals7358 and I said "if", so it doesn't really matter👌
@swisher64672 ай бұрын
24:00 "my whole sandwich is gone" I was actually crying😂
@ballyrobhenАй бұрын
Honestly iv just spent this whole video roaring laughing! 😂😂😂 very glad I found this channel 🙌 I did not think BV was going to be in a cooking show!! 😳 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣
@Isabel_ava_2 ай бұрын
It looks like the food laying around in pots in resident evil 😭😭😭
@tearainey12 ай бұрын
It probably tastes worse than the food in resident evil
@bisoueb2 ай бұрын
LMAO 😂
@dieselhartsock8532 ай бұрын
I miss that series so much, wish I could go back and watch it again for the first time
@JS246122 ай бұрын
@@dieselhartsock853i just rewatched it all whilst replaying RE: Village. Amazing game and one of daz’s best horror series
@straykidslefttoe2 ай бұрын
HELP I LAUGHED SO HARD MY FART LAUGHED WITH ME 😭
@Kuriivr2 ай бұрын
THIS MADR ME LAUGH SO HARD SO HARD MY EARRING FELL OUT😭
@lizzygreeneyes2 ай бұрын
IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS COMMENT OMG 😂😂😂😂
@mel0dystarzX02 ай бұрын
WHATTT????? 😭😭😭
@Pinuppsycho2 ай бұрын
I feel like I'm witnessing a war crime taking place. Candy needs her door kicked in by the SAS for this monstrosity.
@charlie68302 ай бұрын
agreed
@amy-leighcarter-bonsteel9727Ай бұрын
21:28 when she was cooking the bacon I was saying’ if you eat it you will probably get salmonella from that half cooked not even half cooked just almost raw godam bacon’😂😂😂
@Aubiness2 ай бұрын
19:40 she literally said “what in the loaf of bread is that” 😭
@emilymaria18742 ай бұрын
Love how she said the mince was from Lidl, yet at the top of the packaging it clearly says Asda 😅
@thealfavods71862 ай бұрын
29:45 | Waiter:“ how would you like your stake?” Me: “Medium mythical”.
@randomasssigmaАй бұрын
26:40 NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THERES LITERALLY AN OPEN TAB ON CADBURY CHOCOLATE BARS WTF YOU DOING YOU INSANE PERSON
@billysaviation2 ай бұрын
Today we have been blessed with 34 minutes of daz reacts to shite cooking, Praise the lord🙏
@Bruno_Bhydt2 ай бұрын
24:04 the face of Daz laughing on the outside and crying on the inside
@nighthawk24992 ай бұрын
14:55 Daz: At least the noodles look good Daz a couple of seconds later: I was wrong, I was wrong, I was just trying to savour some hope
@theheistchannel278921 күн бұрын
"add in the coca cola" *Proceeds to pour in CHERRY PEPSI MAX 💀💀💀💀*
@leighwestbrook45932 ай бұрын
6:51 Daz: Stop adding hot water to granules, it’s not gravy, it’s awful, it’s piss Me having had bisto gravy with my dinner 10 minuets ago: 😭😭😭
@bloochoo28702 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with bisto so long as you use it as thickener rather than the main ingredient! If you don’t have meat or veg juices, use a stock cube in a pint of water, Add a little tomato purée, a little sugar and any other seasoning ..then add bisto for thickening..
@tattycakes2k22 ай бұрын
@@bloochoo2870or just use a fuckton of bisto until it’s nice and thick anyway 😂
@cryptic41832 ай бұрын
2:30 actually crazy. I've had struggle meals before but not this type of struggle...
@aimeecherryholme71162 ай бұрын
Stop 😂😭
@dagrimone2 ай бұрын
its less struggle more give up meals
@maryjane44322 ай бұрын
My pap used to eat fried lard bread. Just so his kids could eat meat and vegetables. But this is something else
@kiddieos2 ай бұрын
I’m literally eating canned, 1 minute made ravioli.. I can't cook. but this.. this is way worse than my cooking.. 😭
@L3.90-g7z2 ай бұрын
It's not real.. she does it for a tiktok video then it all goes in the bin. She should follow