DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE WRESTLER WHO LIVES WITH MUM

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

"He's probably moved in with his mum" *he's mainly saved money by moving in with his mother* "Called It" 😂😂😂

[@regan4268]

Malware same, how crazy?!

[@kurdkilot5967]

No he moved with his aunt kzbin.info/www/bejne/pInVp4p5oMyJmqM

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

@Jesiah Prince it's normally based off the comment with the most likes and replys, so that's why my comment is at the top

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

Really crazy cause I did toi

[@yourmum7032]

@Malware no way so did i

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

The opening 😂😂 “LINDA I got hayfever” LINDA IS BACKKK YASSSSS

[@kaci8189]

Did you just say hey fever

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

Zephyr 9218 sorry autocorrect 😂😂😂 you gotta love autocorrect

[@ulmighity_duckling_bell4631]

When did Linda leave

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

ulmighity_duckling_ bell Daz hasn’t mentioned her name in a while. We haven’t seen her for a while now. So I’m happy she is back

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

47 Rio you probably are a new fan of Daz...

[@benpphead]

“Please welcome to the ring, a hobo” 🤣🤣

[@liamyoung3362]

Hahahahaha

[@moist1700]

'The' Hobo

[@lewisgollely6793]

Was just about to comment same ting hahaha

[@deez6828]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

[@nooneloone3139]

How come there all this insult type shit but he only responded to me calling him a freeloader

[@Hi-rp8up]

6:04 “ I couldn’t imagine having my mom still do everything for me.” “ that’s why I got Linda 😁” THIS HAD ME WHEEZING 😭😭

[@alice4evaa]

Alternative title: "Daz predicting the future for 13 minutes straight"

[@blackmambaphobia]

Yes lmfao

[@midnightdancerasmr9632]

Ye

[@ondat06]

Facts

[@1h4T1GuY]

Faxxs

[@ColinInAsweater]

Lol

[@BrittBeeMcGee]

Wrestling name: Momma’s Boy Chance of ever getting laid: 0%

[@solus8685]

The only time he's getting laid is while he's wrestling

[@katfrosty8089]

Omg lol

[@tylerdanger2365]

That is hilarious 😂

[@ajlasivic7084]

Best comment hands down🤣

[@aayeshahmouti6763]

😂

[@lea-mariemonaghan374]

“My bald head makes me look tough” No it makes you look like Mr.Clean

[@Stunned_x]

That’s so true😂

[@jaypegasi3769]

Can you see Mc C

[@Jillhovah.Witness]

Mr Clean scares the everloving shit outta me.

[@creamegggameslol8084]

@BritishTeaOfficial no u rnt

[@-belue-6697]

Lea-Marie Monaghan...The Rock has left the chat! 😕😂

[@jxshh12]

“ugh imagine picking up a crusty old- WURGH” lmfao 💀 3:25

[@act1veee]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Rebecca_George]

This dude is waisting more money on tape than he would if he just bought some shoelaces!!!

[@25uniko]

Shoelace holes are broken he showed

[@stevie5622]

*wasteing

[@rockyfn9152]

Izuku Midoryia Are you actually dumb b4 you correct any1 atleast know how to spell wasting🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@stevie5622]

Rocky FN lol my dude I was low key kidding I thought I put a crying face emoji at the end to make it seem like I was cause he spelt it wrong and I wanted to as well

[@rhea5185]

@@stevie5622 *wayisteing

[@namjoonslostpassport225]

daz going “EEEHHH” every minute is what I live for in life

[@sikrat1836]

EEAGHAGHEAGGH*

[@chibikoslvr]

HAGHAGAHAHGHEHEHGWHAHAHHAHEHHEHHAHAHHAHAHHSHEHHHAHHA*

[@atinyofficial]

So this is where namjoon’s passport went

[@goomy1]

Katie lol

[@smexyman69]

No it’s more of a “EEEAKHH”

[@laurakubacka2411]

“she does everything for me”. i’m 14 and my parents talk to me for a total of 7 minutes a day hahah

[@momoka9873]

my mom always has something to say about me every time I move a single muscle lmao No wonder I always hide in my bedroom

[@evy1542]

Antgamerboy 740 no need to apologize ☺️

[@CheapWrestler]

but...I love my Mom.

[@Jane-dd2zu]

same lmaoo

[@masterchef7888]

Every time my dad sees me he criticizes smt abt me, I just hide from him in my room

[@oned1rection631]

The fact that he’s a cheapskate but has obviously spent money on tattoos. Wow.

[@CheapWrestler]

my artist is a very good friend of mine

[@biggiecheese253]

He could have gotten the tattoos before the wrestling dream and deciding to spend literally no money

[@i.mi.nl.u.v124]

My sister has a small star on her back and that costed $140. We had to lie to my mom that it was $50. I ended up paying most of the cost with my graduation money.

[@pinkgh00st-00]

@@i.mi.nl.u.v124 small star for 140?

[@i.mi.nl.u.v124]

@@pinkgh00st-00 yeah it was because the star was pink if she got it in black then it would have been much cheaper.

[@isojoe5833]

Ok is nobody gonna talk about how Daz predicted like everything?

[@eminemsupahot_12yt31]

I was looking to see if anyone realised in the comments and I found u

[@serenityg2597]

yes because he made a comment about how hes predicting everything he said he should join the avengers

[@isojoe5833]

where are my flamingos i commented that right before he said that in the video

[@random-tea5363]

Maybe he watched it beforehand

[@8selenagomezfan]

Or maybe because literally every single thing that guy did was very predictable. He’s disgusting lmao not hard to guess what gross thing he’s about to do next haha.

[@jsterbeast]

with the amount he's probably spent on tape he could have just got them repaired/replaced

[@mcoteish]

Nah he made his mom buy tape and he used it

[@bigguschungus4533]

tape cost like 3 quid some boot strings or a sewing kit from ebay cost quite a bit less

[@monsterideous_playz]

I couldn’t imagine just having my mum doing everything for me.. That’s what I have Linda for 😂

[@graciestephens7701]

UniBear Vlogs 🤣🤣

[@somebodywhodoesntcare3537]

Of course

[@betasf1lm]

Who’s linda?

[@SOMEONE-tb2vs]

• applemimi • WHOS LINDA DID U JUST ASK

[@krysm2022]

Holly Hollister Who is she? He’s girlfriend?

[@spaghetti9067]

“That’s why I have Linda” Linda is great 😊

[@meahdahlgren6537]

😂😂

[@mrconemanz]

They're so disappointed of him, like I can FEEL the disappointment from them

[@CheapWrestler]

it's like oozing from their souls.

[@gavinthegreat2]

@@CheapWrestler is that rlly u? oooof

[@CheapWrestler]

@@gavinthegreat2 It's a hard knock life

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@@CheapWrestler I mean no disrespect whatsoever. Maybe it's the lighting but why bother tanning when it seems like you have a pretty natural skin color? I don't think anyone would tell. I'm sorry if it came out wrong.

[@RisingFell]

@@CheapWrestler You seriously went to THE most important audition in your life with tape on your boots and tea bags as a tanner? And you make your poor mum do EVERYTHING for you. Why couldn't you drive? Why does she have to shave and wax you? Does she even have a life of her own? So embarrassing and weird...and slightly pathetic because who would want to work with someone like that or even be around them, just so gross the reusing tissues just how disgusting

[@megancollier9945]

Used tissues being dried in the sun Bacteria: *its free real estate*

[@mooptom2599]

Megan Collier 😅😅 so true

[@user-th6pm5ry3c]

BAHAHA when I tell you I wheezed I-

[@mamakoolkat8871]

Was JUST thinking that😂🤒😷😱

[@jeremiahgiese8704]

AHAHAH😂😂🤣

[@CheapWrestler]

I'm a walking immunity

[@tyrel8551]

Imagine wrestling this guy I don’t even want to touch him

[@lisamann4142]

I just be like. hell naaaaaaaaw~

[@alexandriahunt6058]

Maybe that's his goal. So nasty, people forfeit...

[@nicothemadman9427]

I would not get within 20 miles of this dood

[@siz7862]

@@nicothemadman9427 the eggshell breath of doom

[@sincicalpvp9252]

The big show: walks in ring This guy: his mom helps him in the ring Big show smells him from across the ring Big show: *nah fuck that I’m outta here*

[@Shaun_3114]

I haven't seen this before but bro. He went up to Kurt Angle, the guy that won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck, Chris Sabin and Magnus with taped up boots.

[@CheapWrestler]

takes some nerve right?

[@lolineko2083]

I don't know much about wrestling but I knew as soon as they saw his boots they weren't going to hire him. You could see it all over their faces and in their eyes 😂

[@sammy112001]

Girl: can I have a tissue Guy: sure *hands her the used tissue* Girl: WTF

[@CheapWrestler]

Guy: You're welcome.

[@Oliver-my5mx]

Ges Rucker cat: *mEow*

[@theradioman5182]

"That's why I just stick to regular old milk-shakes." "It's also why I'm bigger than him." oof.

[@AlfordTj]

I...want a milkshake now.....

[@theradioman5182]

@@AlfordTj Dang it, you've made me hungry.

[@CheapWrestler]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@wow-fq1gg]

“yea you look so glamorous now” “please welcome to the ring” “a hobo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clappedout1487]

I died too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanstarthelegend1232]

lol a hobo coming into the ring😂😂😭

[@Emma-tf7tc]

I was reading this while he said it 😂😂

[@NovaLeeNation1687]

I’m autistic, I love repetition…the consistent “Daz watches” intro is so comforting for me + the daily dose of comedy gold. Daz you’re a lifesaver!

[@nicktegreat]

Yes! I’m autistic as well and it’s so calming. Glad to find someone else who’s like me lol.

[@xqTukkuto]

@@nicktegreat Me too!

[@xXSquirticusMaximusXx]

​@Sucker Tucker it really is!!!!!!!

[@hahahaha.-_]

im autistic and i love repetition too!!

[@MichaelJacksonbiggestFan]

I’m autistic right but I’m not like everyone else with autism I’m just ya normal British bloke because i can do shit that normal people can do because you know technically I’m not normal but I am normal if you know what I mean

[@borderlinepup1603]

He was legitimately doing all this for that one opportunity and he blew it because he couldn't stop being cheap even when he reached his goal 🤦🏼‍♀️ he should have used his saving to get new boots and fresh gear so he had the best chance 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ such a shame.

[@CheapWrestler]

:(

[@edithq4610]

@@CheapWrestler wait you’re real?

[@CheapWrestler]

@@edithq4610 I think so!

[@edithq4610]

@@CheapWrestler OMG ain’t no way cheap Wrestler noticed me 🤠

[@CheapWrestler]

@trixterii _ thanks brother

[@koichi4915]

*BREAKING NEWS: DAZ HAS JOINED THE AVENGERS*

[@D4wGr1]

I wish

[@wilbur308]

Yes, the most powerful 💪

[@mr.ursugan7142]

So, how's josuke doing?

[@xxelxx7547]

Koichi asssss mr belly flop

[@xxelxx7547]

Koichi I would love him to be in the avengers tho!

[@elliehorrocks6354]

HE WOULD OF SPENT MORE MONEY ON ALL THE TAPE THAN JUST BUYING SHOE LACES

[@JMPschool1]

Exactly lol where is the logic

[@darcygardner415]

Would have*

[@elliehorrocks6354]

Darcy Gardner oh haha

[@hollyveinot4491]

Unless.... his mom buys the tape.....

[@xmanz3914]

Ellie Horrocks facts

[@callummcnay3127]

I love how he washes his non existent hair 😂

[@CheapWrestler]

HEY!!!

[@AcidTheDragon]

Wasnt it shaving cream though?

[@Yumiio00]

The rock: actually uses protein powder this guy:eats egg shells.

[@hetbet3879]

Gaston if he was cheaper.

[@dragonazh8850]

Well he is trying to be cheap and they have a difference of £1+ million net worth difference

[@hetbet3879]

@@dragonazh8850 Keep in mind Jeff Bazos, could give £1 billion to every body and still have over £100 billion

[@elizabethmccarty2121]

early

[@Yumiio00]

- w -

[@oliviastewart5489]

the thing that doesn’t make sense is that he has tattoos that cost hundreds of dollars and he still being cheap about everything

[@lunamoone5231]

EXACTLY

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

Unless his mum gave him the money for it. Honestly

[@emilymorgan9533]

his friends could be a tattoo artist and they could test on him

[@lisamann4142]

that is weird.....

[@superpatato7832]

They were just temporary tattoos

[@lucat4206]

I swear buying tape to do his boots up everytime is gonna end up more expensive than a pair of new laces

[@alfie.p.0]

literally 💀💀

[@mexicanman5241]

Yeah and laces are cheap af and he can get all of that in the dollar store

[@b.bby4]

@@mexicanman5241 I’m from the uk and that’s triggered me you said “dollar store” idek why tho cause I hear ppl say it all the time😂😂

[@landonpeckham7752]

@@b.bby4 The pound or quid store doesn't have the right tone to it .

[@interndoug2750]

@@landonpeckham7752 it really doesn't

[@LAURENAURORA31]

Narrator: "Matt's managed to cut his spending down to just three hundred dollars a month." Daz: "Three hundred a month! He must be living with his mum." Narrator: "Mostly by moving in with his mother." Daz: "There you go. *Laughs* called it!"

[@nxi.5664]

The faces daz makes while he’s “reacting” are just priceless.

[@filt3erdxnis642]

Init

[@courtneybrewster1013]

OMG yes

[@potatolord7556]

xXiiCameronplayz yes, they are free

[@Anonymous-xe3kk]

For what it’s worth, Daz Black is a badass wrestler name. Edit:HOLY FUCK IVE NEVER GOTTEN PAST 3 LIKES WHAT THE FUUUUCK

[@Blurr1d0.]

ok

[@chalkmarkers]

Ikr

[@BigBrother_316]

Dazlaster Black

[@bake1973]

@@BigBrother_316 a wwe fan lol

[@BigBrother_316]

bake1973 yee

[@gummybear856]

When Daz said " he must be living with his mum" then the narrator said " mostly by moving in with his mom"🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@Abysslz]

Lmfao that was great

[@kaleb7113]

Oh damn you watched the video too?

[@-belue-6697]

HeyItsKaleb -_-...It's OK to talk about the parts you like in a video!

[@cookiebanana6317]

Lol

[@meghanoneill315]

@@cookiebanana6317 hi

[@rubyxoxoxoxo3961]

“Slower,slower,slower” me - “ that’s what she said “

[@dailymoonwalk7475]

“I keep my wet tissues by the window” Daz: OOOOWHYYYY

[@due_consideration903]

I let them air out dry and ill use them again

[@wilbur308]

Imagine egg shell being stuck in ya throat Him: wHy wAsTe Me: why waste your throat? Edit: tysm for all the likes >:3

[@ducky9567]

By that time he won’t have a throat

[@ei-on4eb]

wasted.

[@P1NKY.P0P]

Egg shells in my quiche xd

[@salem460]

BleedingxSunflowers a quiche is a food with eggs in it-

[@P1NKY.P0P]

@BleedingxSunflowers it’s a saying from one of his old videos it was worst infomercials

[@mkchristner]

“Please welcome to the ring... a hobo” 😆

[@CheapWrestler]

that made me laugh too honestly

[@CatKit-]

The fact that daz said stone cold was his favourite wrestler from when he was a kid gives me nostalgia and respect 100%

[@CheapWrestler]

I appreciated that too

[@ebi9978]

"so i put it by the window and let it dry so i can use it again" DAZ: 👁️👄👁️

[@Mia-hm5zz]

your profile also looks like 👁👄👁

[@rianvanellewee7010]

Those emoji's just look terrifying

[@wilbur308]

Yes they totally do 🤣

[@flashy_paint2619]

I had the exact same reaction as Daz

[@CheapWrestler]

🤣

[@Rxtchet]

Daz - He must live with his mum The person talking - He lives with his mother Daz - Bro he actually lives with his mum, Ha😂

[@CheapWrestler]

He can tell the future

[@willbarrett2758]

Matt Rivera 😂

[@poppiblu]

Matt Rivera 👁👄👁

[@hamzzak]

Him: "my mom takes care of my body" Me to my dirty mind: please no, I do not want to picture that..

[@-belue-6697]

Hamzza K...I pictured the tissues not being used for boogers. 🤢...I was sooo relieved when he said he was only drying out boogers. 🤣🤨😂

[@llllgryllll4283]

-Belue- same-

[@_lynxy_1160]

THANKS YOUR MAKING ME THINK IT!!!

[@Exer005]

~intrusive thoughts entered the chat~

[@mcfly6330]

Pornhub: 🤔🤔🧮📈💰💰

[@just_ally.__]

5:54 "Does your mom wrestle for you?" 💀

[@candykane2212]

The tissues could be replaced with a dish rag that CAN BE WASHED

[@Anna-ic1sf]

Candykane GOOD THOUGHTS

[@AlfordTj]

To him this is probably a big brain moment lol...

[@justinpettit8282]

Or just blow your nose into your hand then wash it🤯

[@AlfordTj]

@@justinpettit8282 oh hell no xD I'd rather him use the crusty tissue

[@straykae]

Justin Pettit I was just thinking he could simply hover over the sink and just projectile his snot into it.

[@deoifzhoefhozhof3677]

“Do I have a gift?” “Should I just join the avengers?”

[@glockjrjr.4178]

the part ab him blowing his nose, drying the tissues, and reusing them didn’t sit right with me 💀.

[@oneheavygroove]

It shouldn't sit right with humanity

[@yuki97kira]

Ew thats unhygenic

[@dorcat2867]

I know, they use the most disgusting and unhygienic techniques to save money, their are more cleaner and more hygienic ways to save money, for example, he could get a cloth handkerchief which he wash

[@Weluv.justinaa]

Ong💀💀💀🙏🏽

[@geckokid8265]

yes blowing his "nose"

[@rheahill7255]

1:36 is the best bit in the whole video

[@mathiswebb4510]

If he all bout saving money how did he get tattoos if he don't want to spend money

[@brookiebrook7760]

Going to a 2/10 rated tattoo shop he found online. And the shop is located at the back of a restaurant, and the needles are used 😐

[@WhinedUp2004]

Was thinking that

[@keesegotit72]

Prolly was his mama

[@sarahclara8654]

Friends? Druggie down the road?

[@tpare910]

Sharpies and methods that no one ever wants to know

[@lew6652]

Have you ever accidentally left egg shells in an omelette or something and just felt dissatisfied.... this guy has this every morning 😬

[@Trinity_007]

HES DISCUSSING

[@ydidishitmyself353]

Imagine his teeth feelin when he accidentally bites on the shell with the sharp part

[@lovinlife1237]

😂

[@lovinlife1237]

😂

[@volkova6209]

@@Trinity_007 what is he discussing? 😂

[@brennanalexander2900]

He has actually made it tho, he has features in two movies and is a professional wrestler, ggs bro

[@evilredpotatod4194]

HE HAS?!

[@never_been_to_oovoo_javer]

Wait whaaaat?!

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

He raps too, I can't deal with this

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

​@@evilredpotatod4194 Look him up Matt Saxon

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

@@never_been_to_oovoo_javer Look him up Matt Saxon

[@ironcladnomad5639]

I love the air of confidence these cheapskates have when explaining the little details of their lifestyles. It's like, "No, I'm not unhygienic, you're just uncreative!" I'm also not blowing my nose so often I have a snot origami collection on my windowsill.

[@CheapWrestler]

snot origami hahaha

[@stupid_breadbin2730]

U swear his laugh is contagious

[@somepotatowithaface6096]

Fr

[@evielou9851]

It's the cure to all my problems

[@noahm576]

No it’s not

[@unicorncarroll8235]

Yes!!!!😂😂

[@mae5560]

yess

[@BenjiNights]

Oh Linda’s back is she ? Corona didn’t end up getting to her then 😂😂😂

[@garnet6994]

Linda's god

[@volkova6209]

@@garnet6994 no.. god is Linda

[@wilbur308]

:0 oml yes

[@hydrophobic5649]

God is a woman...

[@hattiestephens.]

Who is Linda tho

[@amywebster6015]

"Please welcome into the ring. The hobo" 🤣🤣

[@CheapWrestler]

Even I laughed.

[@Rinsepop]

@@CheapWrestler r u actually him?

[@CheapWrestler]

@@Rinsepop hmmm.....I think so!!

[@abdullahthebest7644]

Isn't this copied

[@arandomsnake7252]

@@abdullahthebest7644 yeep

[@aeronphobic]

I believe Daz would be a great wrestler, but if he was a wrestler we would never get to hear the iconic "How's it going, Dazzlers!" everyday❤️

[@BlueJayPlayz]

Daz should be a Psychic channel where he just predicts what's gonna happen next in videos 😂 He's pro at this 😂 it's always a joy to watch his videos 🤩

[@Avex9265]

Fun fact- The most salmonella bacteria is located in the egg shell

[@CheapWrestler]

mmmm salmon

[@tevvytevvy2672]

This sounds weird and if I'm wrong I'll sound absolutely MENTAL but did you get that from a Joinen video?

[@Avex9265]

@@tevvytevvy2672 xD no i just searched it up on google. Lmao

[@glitchcoreaddict2639]

Oh..

[@yesnanny6393]

WwWOoAaaAHhH

[@amandahazlewood2707]

Daz: “ you wanna do a smell test on that too?” Me:*sees him sniff and 🤮* Daz: “ Yep, he went there..”

[@deadlylaughterproductions]

I read this right as it happened

[@AhavaBeauty31]

Scream laughing. Literally. Daz your commentary is GOLD.

[@kelleweaver1539]

Daz: you wanna do the smell test on that too? Him: *does the smell test* Daz: well alright then....

[@CG-vt9gz]

“LINDA!” “ Ive got hayfever Linda.” *Sniff “Sort it out”

[@pashasoro]

7:29 “please welcome to the ring... a hobo,” I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@m_rat_on_a_stick5048]

Daz: “Imagine you know blending up an egg shell in your shake” Daz:” EURrGhH” That noise had me laughing so hard though 😂 😆

[@jakejr.7380]

Me too 😆

[@meghanh2511]

Guy: 'And on top of that I look tough'. Daz: 'You don't, you look adorable' 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@wilbur308]

I literally just came across this comment as he said that 🤣😲

[@carlosguevara2789]

My mom's name is linda, whenever I watch these, my mom answers from the other room "WHAT!" whenever Daz says "Linda!"

[@acef4iry986]

LMAOO

[@Demeza16]

OOF LMFAO

[@collinrue5846]

lmao I bet your mom thought it was weird you were calling her by her first name

[@puffle7430]

my aunts name is Linda, and i live with her, and she does the exact same thing!!!

[@BowBbie]

THATS HILARIOUS

[@Oscar-FN]

“Shoes are 99 cents brother” 💀💀💀💀BAHABAHAHA

[@eliza.773]

*shoelaces

[@MusicCunt]

careubonara lachimolala, correct 👍🏻

[@VoidedPez]

laces not shoes

[@maxtothemax881]

You mean “ shoe strings are 99 cents brother!”

[@alfiebriggs3413]

Laura Johnson shoe laces*

[@jayparker8068]

9:08 when he said he has bad knees I felt tht and I’m only 13😭

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

“Does your mom wrestle for you” omg- SAVAGE DAZ !!!!

[@oliver533]

the most iconic daz games moment: "LINDAAAAAAAAA"

[@Moth_M]

Someone needs to make a video of him screaming "LINNNNDAAAA"

[@irishham6471]

No it’s low disk space

[@johnnymuamua2013]

Yall are wrong its HA!

[@wilbur308]

It should be a new rap....it goes LINDAAAAAA *low disk space* HA *repeat :)*

[@mynamewascringebeforeichan5265]

Him: "To the best and cheapest protein shake in the world" Off Camera: *throws up in disgust and agony* Edit: NOW THATS A LOT OF LIKES

[@zaylalove3300]

😂😂

[@cassielmoon8070]

😂😂😂

[@madi4417]

😂😂😂😂

[@zeemopotato1148]

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@teganbickmore4063]

literally 😂😂

[@iefejenner3927]

0:28 ✨M O N E Y✨

[@izabellekirk6043]

Omg your daughter is so lucky like lets say in one of her classes they talk about family she would get to say yeah “my dads daz black” 😂🥺

[@CelestialCookies]

She must be so proud. He's a wonderful man

[@paxkazkenny70]

Indeed

[@fatlad69_94]

Shut up young girl

[@swudi3460]

FatLad69 _ fuck off prick

[@fatlad69_94]

Swudi shut up little baby girl

[@ebi9978]

"i got hay-fever linda, SORT IT OUT" Tf is she supposed to do😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@lilypark9539]

Linda has special powers... how are u army?

[@bunnisubs]

what does linda ever do for him 😔🤚

[@garnet6994]

Linda's the female version of god, what do you mean?

[@smokeandwolves]

that sort it out had me ngl

[@shantayafairclough9410]

Linda can do anything😌

[@Chemzz]

No one: Litterally no one: Daz: Making his throat bleed **hachchchk**

[@andreryujinchamoun]

C S me and someone else i found forgot the name found it a good idea to use there snpchat bitmoji as a photo

[@finngale5172]

DaZ GoT CorOnA

[@ballsacks_]

**Washes Head** Me: What hair are you washing😭 “MOM” “MOM” “Can you come help me shave??” Daz: 😶 Me: **Snort**

[@xbxndoned_soul9127]

"it makes me look tough" Daz: "no you look adorable"

[@Crimsonqueen444]

Daz: ‘300 A MONTH!?! He must be living with his mum’ *Narrator almost seconds later* ‘Mostly by moving in with his mother’ Daz: ‘CALLED IT’

[@saimonasG]

@@chickenballstv1510 hey at least someone is mentioning daz's powers

[@LunaRzepecki]

Whenever I hear eggshells, I think of that one thing with the lady that looked like she was high and she said "AND EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE!" 😂😅

[@sicknote2236]

Said this to everyone i know. Daz, no matter how popular he is an how much money he makes. He still one of the most humble an down to earth people I know of. A yet he still makes awsome content where he takes the piss an has a laugh. Absolute legend.

[@alexandriahunt6058]

"I keep my tissues right by the window so the sun will hit them--" Daz: *whY???* Almost choked on my sandwich 🤣 But seriously though 😑 Why not just get a cloth handkerchief?

[@Sc4tt3r_br4inz]

Nobody: Daz’s Intro: Hows it goin Dazzlers The captions translation: *HEY SCOTT DOES*

[@ttrublu79]

I always check the subs every day it's different and really does make me lol 😂😂

[@bigguschungus4533]

its now how does restless

[@ttrublu79]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigguschungus4533]

@@ttrublu79 that like is noice also sometimes the person doing captions will make jokes but KZbin is cracking down on having their website work for deaf people by stopping humanised captions

[@wolfdog1975]

12:11 *”Ah!- I can’t believe you’ve done this”* (From Vine) *”I can’t believe he’s done this”* Daz says

[@asmo_bby8309]

9:13 not me imagining a match between daz and brock lesnar

[@CheapWrestler]

hahaha I would actually pay to see it

[@dailymoonwalk7475]

I think this guy is just pure lazy tbh. His poor mom

[@saiki2932]

Yep

[@xdidrxp878]

mum*

[@ningningshighnote7325]

@@xdidrxp878 you can spell it both ways

[@xdidrxp878]

@@ningningshighnote7325 not if you’re english you can’t.

[@ningningshighnote7325]

@@xdidrxp878 but what if this person isn’t English?

[@acbtrades]

when his mum doesn’t buy egg shells he just wrestlers her to the floor

[@CheapWrestler]

lmaoooo, I would never!!

[@willbarrett2758]

Matt Rivera Legend

[@thelilnuggetuwu2608]

Nobody: Not even a soul: Daz: LINDAAA Daz makes everything so funny😂

[@controlfreakofficial314]

Daz's best quotes: "Ooowhy." "Linda!" "Tap dancing CHRIST!" "*Air hiss*"

[@JimTom]

Daz: Maybe I should join the avengers or something Me: Flashbacks to that one parody video he made

[@crystalg222]

Sameeeee33

[@volkova6209]

omg i thought back to that too!

[@bellabun6163]

"I can hear the moon.." 😂😂😂😂

[@volkova6209]

@@bellabun6163.. i can go invisible, just um close your eyes, i can't do it when people are watching me"

[@harveyclark6830]

“That’s why I have Linda” 💀💀💀

[@Eva-zl3nm]

When is that?

[@pablorojas2671]

Ahamoldylemonwateraha 6:10

[@alissandrastanding7387]

Who actually is Linda because I hear him say it all the time

[@harveyclark6830]

Ahamoldylemonwateraha when he says I couldn’t imagine being a man and having his mum do everything then he comes out with that’s why I have Linda lmao

[@harveyclark6830]

Ayyy what we doing today ? He’s bird I think

[@exotic9159]

What his finishing move “the Skank” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mmabrawler732]

I wheezed so loud my parents thought i inhaled the curtains

[@TheMainSnail]

I love his look of horror when he talks about his tissues

[@LeeGoBatMan]

“Please welcome to the ring a hobo” Lmao 😂 love you daz you are amazing and FABULOUS 💖💖

[@bonnieevans3269]

snotty rags drying in the sunshine what if a GIRL comes over?! I was dying at that point

[@idk-gc6ff]

I know I'm not the only one who thought the tissues weren't gonna be for his nose

[@No-zj7dx]

Yo same. 😂

[@ttrublu79]

😂😂😂

[@alayna5696]

😹

[@CheapWrestler]

grossssss

[@cattage.]

nah you'd just need one sticky sock for that

[@chasthompson3290]

3:30 "If they're really wet I might ring them out first, I might save a few dollars a week" Daz: Ohf-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- *daz games has stopped working* for what-for what?

[@breannalovelock6591]

I least I’m not the only one who does that weird noise with a itchy throat😂😂

[@mia1042]

omg SAMEE 😂😂

[@apersonwhoenjoysrangasmr8961]

Same!

[@aimzee8671]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY DOES IT!!!

[@JesusChrist-bq6lu]

Everyone looks at me like I have corona lmao

[@camillaskerning1477]

Breanna Lovelock same😂

[@ardee1747]

Daz: You can buy head..... oh that’s right he doesn’t *BUY* things Mans got violated😂

[@berlinslooseankles8681]

Daz: has a coughing sniffling fit Me: "CoRoNa" Daz: "i have hay fever" Me: "ohhh" (still sprays disinfectant) "Better safe than sorry"

[@christinasmith5386]

Dude your funny (Spraying disinfectant)

[@asmo_bby8309]

WAIT STOP- IF KURT ANGLE SAW ME LIKE THAT I WOULD CRY

[@CheapWrestler]

😢 😭