DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE WRESTLER WHO LIVES WITH MUM

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

"He's probably moved in with his mum" *he's mainly saved money by moving in with his mother* "Called It" 😂😂😂

[@regan4268]

Malware same, how crazy?!

[@kurdkilot5967]

No he moved with his aunt kzbin.info/www/bejne/pInVp4p5oMyJmqM

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

@Jesiah Prince it's normally based off the comment with the most likes and replys, so that's why my comment is at the top

[@maryearpsisthegoat]

Really crazy cause I did toi

[@yourmum7032]

@Malware no way so did i

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

The opening 😂😂 “LINDA I got hayfever” LINDA IS BACKKK YASSSSS

[@kaci8189]

Did you just say hey fever

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

Zephyr 9218 sorry autocorrect 😂😂😂 you gotta love autocorrect

[@ulmighity_duckling_bell4631]

When did Linda leave

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

ulmighity_duckling_ bell Daz hasn’t mentioned her name in a while. We haven’t seen her for a while now. So I’m happy she is back

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

47 Rio you probably are a new fan of Daz...

[@BrittBeeMcGee]

Wrestling name: Momma’s Boy Chance of ever getting laid: 0%

[@solus8685]

The only time he's getting laid is while he's wrestling

[@katfrosty8089]

Omg lol

[@tylerdanger2365]

That is hilarious 😂

[@ajlasivic7084]

Best comment hands down🤣

[@aayeshahmouti6763]

😂

[@Hi-rp8up]

6:04 “ I couldn’t imagine having my mom still do everything for me.” “ that’s why I got Linda 😁” THIS HAD ME WHEEZING 😭😭

[@benpphead]

“Please welcome to the ring, a hobo” 🤣🤣

[@liamyoung3362]

Hahahahaha

[@moist1700]

'The' Hobo

[@lewisgollely6793]

Was just about to comment same ting hahaha

[@deez6828]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

[@nooneloone3139]

How come there all this insult type shit but he only responded to me calling him a freeloader

[@alice4evaa]

Alternative title: "Daz predicting the future for 13 minutes straight"

[@blackmambaphobia]

Yes lmfao

[@midnightdancerasmr9632]

Ye

[@ondat06]

Facts

[@1h4T1GuY]

Faxxs

[@ColinInAsweater]

Lol

[@jsterbeast]

with the amount he's probably spent on tape he could have just got them repaired/replaced

[@mcoteish]

Nah he made his mom buy tape and he used it

[@bigguschungus4533]

tape cost like 3 quid some boot strings or a sewing kit from ebay cost quite a bit less

[@jxshh12]

“ugh imagine picking up a crusty old- WURGH” lmfao 💀 3:25

[@act1veee]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Rebecca_George]

This dude is waisting more money on tape than he would if he just bought some shoelaces!!!

[@25uniko]

Shoelace holes are broken he showed

[@stevie5622]

*wasteing

[@rockyfn9152]

Izuku Midoryia Are you actually dumb b4 you correct any1 atleast know how to spell wasting🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@stevie5622]

Rocky FN lol my dude I was low key kidding I thought I put a crying face emoji at the end to make it seem like I was cause he spelt it wrong and I wanted to as well

[@rhea5185]

@@stevie5622 *wayisteing

[@namjoonslostpassport225]

daz going “EEEHHH” every minute is what I live for in life

[@sikrat1836]

EEAGHAGHEAGGH*

[@chibikoslvr]

HAGHAGAHAHGHEHEHGWHAHAHHAHEHHEHHAHAHHAHAHHSHEHHHAHHA*

[@atinyofficial]

So this is where namjoon’s passport went

[@goomy1]

Katie lol

[@smexyman69]

No it’s more of a “EEEAKHH”

[@lea-mariemonaghan374]

“My bald head makes me look tough” No it makes you look like Mr.Clean

[@Stunned_x]

That’s so true😂

[@jaypegasi3769]

Can you see Mc C

[@Jillhovah.Witness]

Mr Clean scares the everloving shit outta me.

[@creamegggameslol8084]

@BritishTeaOfficial no u rnt

[@-belue-6697]

Lea-Marie Monaghan...The Rock has left the chat! 😕😂

[@oned1rection631]

The fact that he’s a cheapskate but has obviously spent money on tattoos. Wow.

[@CheapWrestler]

my artist is a very good friend of mine

[@biggiecheese253]

He could have gotten the tattoos before the wrestling dream and deciding to spend literally no money

[@i.mi.nl.u.v124]

My sister has a small star on her back and that costed $140. We had to lie to my mom that it was $50. I ended up paying most of the cost with my graduation money.

[@pinkgh00st-00]

@@i.mi.nl.u.v124 small star for 140?

[@i.mi.nl.u.v124]

@@pinkgh00st-00 yeah it was because the star was pink if she got it in black then it would have been much cheaper.

[@laurakubacka2411]

“she does everything for me”. i’m 14 and my parents talk to me for a total of 7 minutes a day hahah

[@momoka9873]

my mom always has something to say about me every time I move a single muscle lmao No wonder I always hide in my bedroom

[@evy1542]

Antgamerboy 740 no need to apologize ☺️

[@CheapWrestler]

but...I love my Mom.

[@Jane-dd2zu]

same lmaoo

[@masterchef7888]

Every time my dad sees me he criticizes smt abt me, I just hide from him in my room

[@mrconemanz]

They're so disappointed of him, like I can FEEL the disappointment from them

[@CheapWrestler]

it's like oozing from their souls.

[@gavinthegreat2]

@@CheapWrestler is that rlly u? oooof

[@CheapWrestler]

@@gavinthegreat2 It's a hard knock life

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@@CheapWrestler I mean no disrespect whatsoever. Maybe it's the lighting but why bother tanning when it seems like you have a pretty natural skin color? I don't think anyone would tell. I'm sorry if it came out wrong.

[@RisingFell]

@@CheapWrestler You seriously went to THE most important audition in your life with tape on your boots and tea bags as a tanner? And you make your poor mum do EVERYTHING for you. Why couldn't you drive? Why does she have to shave and wax you? Does she even have a life of her own? So embarrassing and weird...and slightly pathetic because who would want to work with someone like that or even be around them, just so gross the reusing tissues just how disgusting

[@isojoe5833]

Ok is nobody gonna talk about how Daz predicted like everything?

[@eminemsupahot_12yt31]

I was looking to see if anyone realised in the comments and I found u

[@serenityg2597]

yes because he made a comment about how hes predicting everything he said he should join the avengers

[@isojoe5833]

where are my flamingos i commented that right before he said that in the video

[@random-tea5363]

Maybe he watched it beforehand

[@8selenagomezfan]

Or maybe because literally every single thing that guy did was very predictable. He’s disgusting lmao not hard to guess what gross thing he’s about to do next haha.

[@spaghetti9067]

“That’s why I have Linda” Linda is great 😊

[@meahdahlgren6537]

😂😂

[@tyrel8551]

Imagine wrestling this guy I don’t even want to touch him

[@lisamann4142]

I just be like. hell naaaaaaaaw~

[@alexandriahunt6058]

Maybe that's his goal. So nasty, people forfeit...

[@nicothemadman9427]

I would not get within 20 miles of this dood

[@siz7862]

@@nicothemadman9427 the eggshell breath of doom

[@sincicalpvp9252]

The big show: walks in ring This guy: his mom helps him in the ring Big show smells him from across the ring Big show: *nah fuck that I’m outta here*

[@theradioman5182]

"That's why I just stick to regular old milk-shakes." "It's also why I'm bigger than him." oof.

[@AlfordTj]

I...want a milkshake now.....

[@theradioman5182]

@@AlfordTj Dang it, you've made me hungry.

[@CheapWrestler]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@borderlinepup1603]

He was legitimately doing all this for that one opportunity and he blew it because he couldn't stop being cheap even when he reached his goal 🤦🏼‍♀️ he should have used his saving to get new boots and fresh gear so he had the best chance 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ such a shame.

[@CheapWrestler]

:(

[@edithq4610]

@@CheapWrestler wait you’re real?

[@CheapWrestler]

@@edithq4610 I think so!

[@edithq4610]

@@CheapWrestler OMG ain’t no way cheap Wrestler noticed me 🤠

[@CheapWrestler]

@trixterii _ thanks brother

[@NovaLeeNation1687]

I’m autistic, I love repetition…the consistent “Daz watches” intro is so comforting for me + the daily dose of comedy gold. Daz you’re a lifesaver!

[@nicktegreat]

Yes! I’m autistic as well and it’s so calming. Glad to find someone else who’s like me lol.

[@xqTukkuto]

@@nicktegreat Me too!

[@xXSquirticusMaximusXx]

​@Sucker Tucker it really is!!!!!!!

[@hahahaha.-_]

im autistic and i love repetition too!!

[@MichaelJacksonbiggestFan]

I’m autistic right but I’m not like everyone else with autism I’m just ya normal British bloke because i can do shit that normal people can do because you know technically I’m not normal but I am normal if you know what I mean

[@sammy112001]

Girl: can I have a tissue Guy: sure *hands her the used tissue* Girl: WTF

[@CheapWrestler]

Guy: You're welcome.

[@Oliver-my5mx]

Ges Rucker cat: *mEow*

[@monsterideous_playz]

I couldn’t imagine just having my mum doing everything for me.. That’s what I have Linda for 😂

[@graciestephens7701]

UniBear Vlogs 🤣🤣

[@somebodywhodoesntcare3537]

Of course

[@betasf1lm]

Who’s linda?

[@SOMEONE-tb2vs]

• applemimi • WHOS LINDA DID U JUST ASK

[@krysm2022]

Holly Hollister Who is she? He’s girlfriend?

[@oliviastewart5489]

the thing that doesn’t make sense is that he has tattoos that cost hundreds of dollars and he still being cheap about everything

[@lunamoone5231]

EXACTLY

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

Unless his mum gave him the money for it. Honestly

[@emilymorgan9533]

his friends could be a tattoo artist and they could test on him

[@lisamann4142]

that is weird.....

[@superpatato7832]

They were just temporary tattoos

[@Shaun_3114]

I haven't seen this before but bro. He went up to Kurt Angle, the guy that won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck, Chris Sabin and Magnus with taped up boots.

[@CheapWrestler]

takes some nerve right?

[@lolineko2083]

I don't know much about wrestling but I knew as soon as they saw his boots they weren't going to hire him. You could see it all over their faces and in their eyes 😂

[@Anonymous-xe3kk]

For what it’s worth, Daz Black is a badass wrestler name. Edit:HOLY FUCK IVE NEVER GOTTEN PAST 3 LIKES WHAT THE FUUUUCK

[@Blurr1d0.]

ok

[@chalkmarkers]

Ikr

[@BigBrother_316]

Dazlaster Black

[@bake1973]

@@BigBrother_316 a wwe fan lol

[@BigBrother_316]

bake1973 yee

[@koichi4915]

*BREAKING NEWS: DAZ HAS JOINED THE AVENGERS*

[@D4wGr1]

I wish

[@wilbur308]

Yes, the most powerful 💪

[@mr.ursugan7142]

So, how's josuke doing?

[@xxelxx7547]

Koichi asssss mr belly flop

[@xxelxx7547]

Koichi I would love him to be in the avengers tho!

[@megancollier9945]

Used tissues being dried in the sun Bacteria: *its free real estate*

[@mooptom2599]

Megan Collier 😅😅 so true

[@user-th6pm5ry3c]

BAHAHA when I tell you I wheezed I-

[@mamakoolkat8871]

Was JUST thinking that😂🤒😷😱

[@jeremiahgiese8704]

AHAHAH😂😂🤣

[@CheapWrestler]

I'm a walking immunity

[@LAURENAURORA31]

Narrator: "Matt's managed to cut his spending down to just three hundred dollars a month." Daz: "Three hundred a month! He must be living with his mum." Narrator: "Mostly by moving in with his mother." Daz: "There you go. *Laughs* called it!"

[@wow-fq1gg]

“yea you look so glamorous now” “please welcome to the ring” “a hobo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tvandee]

I died too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanstarthelegend1232]

lol a hobo coming into the ring😂😂😭

[@Emma-tf7tc]

I was reading this while he said it 😂😂

[@elliehorrocks6354]

HE WOULD OF SPENT MORE MONEY ON ALL THE TAPE THAN JUST BUYING SHOE LACES

[@JMPschool1]

Exactly lol where is the logic

[@darcygardner415]

Would have*

[@elliehorrocks6354]

Darcy Gardner oh haha

[@hollyveinot4491]

Unless.... his mom buys the tape.....

[@xmanz3914]

Ellie Horrocks facts

[@Yumiio00]

The rock: actually uses protein powder this guy:eats egg shells.

[@hetbet3879]

Gaston if he was cheaper.

[@dragonazh8850]

Well he is trying to be cheap and they have a difference of £1+ million net worth difference

[@hetbet3879]

@@dragonazh8850 Keep in mind Jeff Bazos, could give £1 billion to every body and still have over £100 billion

[@elizabethmccarty2121]

early

[@Yumiio00]

- w -

[@callummcnay3127]

I love how he washes his non existent hair 😂

[@CheapWrestler]

HEY!!!

[@AcidTheDragon]

Wasnt it shaving cream though?

[@nxi.5664]

The faces daz makes while he’s “reacting” are just priceless.

[@filt3erdxnis642]

Init

[@courtneybrewster1013]

OMG yes

[@potatolord7556]

xXiiCameronplayz yes, they are free

[@dailymoonwalk7475]

“I keep my wet tissues by the window” Daz: OOOOWHYYYY

[@due_consideration903]

I let them air out dry and ill use them again

[@lucat4206]

I swear buying tape to do his boots up everytime is gonna end up more expensive than a pair of new laces

[@alfie.p.0]

literally 💀💀

[@mexicanman5241]

Yeah and laces are cheap af and he can get all of that in the dollar store

[@b.bby4]

@@mexicanman5241 I’m from the uk and that’s triggered me you said “dollar store” idek why tho cause I hear ppl say it all the time😂😂

[@landonpeckham7752]

@@b.bby4 The pound or quid store doesn't have the right tone to it .

[@interndoug2750]

@@landonpeckham7752 it really doesn't

[@CatKit-]

The fact that daz said stone cold was his favourite wrestler from when he was a kid gives me nostalgia and respect 100%

[@CheapWrestler]

I appreciated that too

[@candykane2212]

The tissues could be replaced with a dish rag that CAN BE WASHED

[@Anna-ic1sf]

Candykane GOOD THOUGHTS

[@AlfordTj]

To him this is probably a big brain moment lol...

[@justinpettit8282]

Or just blow your nose into your hand then wash it🤯

[@AlfordTj]

@@justinpettit8282 oh hell no xD I'd rather him use the crusty tissue

[@straykae]

Justin Pettit I was just thinking he could simply hover over the sink and just projectile his snot into it.

[@ebiiebl]

"so i put it by the window and let it dry so i can use it again" DAZ: 👁️👄👁️

[@Mia-hm5zz]

your profile also looks like 👁👄👁

[@rianvanellewee7010]

Those emoji's just look terrifying

[@wilbur308]

Yes they totally do 🤣

[@flashy_paint2619]

I had the exact same reaction as Daz

[@CheapWrestler]

🤣

[@deoifzhoefhozhof3677]

“Do I have a gift?” “Should I just join the avengers?”

[@rheahill7255]

1:36 is the best bit in the whole video

[@mathiswebb4510]

If he all bout saving money how did he get tattoos if he don't want to spend money

[@brookiebrook7760]

Going to a 2/10 rated tattoo shop he found online. And the shop is located at the back of a restaurant, and the needles are used 😐

[@WhinedUp2004]

Was thinking that

[@keesegotit72]

Prolly was his mama

[@sarahclara8654]

Friends? Druggie down the road?

[@tpare910]

Sharpies and methods that no one ever wants to know

[@glockjrjr.4178]

the part ab him blowing his nose, drying the tissues, and reusing them didn’t sit right with me 💀.

[@oneheavygroove]

It shouldn't sit right with humanity

[@yuki97kira]

Ew thats unhygenic

[@dorcat2867]

I know, they use the most disgusting and unhygienic techniques to save money, their are more cleaner and more hygienic ways to save money, for example, he could get a cloth handkerchief which he wash

[@Weluv.justinaa]

Ong💀💀💀🙏🏽

[@geckokid8265]

yes blowing his "nose"

[@wilbur308]

Imagine egg shell being stuck in ya throat Him: wHy wAsTe Me: why waste your throat? Edit: tysm for all the likes >:3

[@ducky9567]

By that time he won’t have a throat

[@ei-on4eb]

wasted.

[@P1NKY.P0P]

Egg shells in my quiche xd

[@salem460]

BleedingxSunflowers a quiche is a food with eggs in it-

[@P1NKY.P0P]

@BleedingxSunflowers it’s a saying from one of his old videos it was worst infomercials

[@rubyxoxoxoxo3961]

“Slower,slower,slower” me - “ that’s what she said “

[@gummybear856]

When Daz said " he must be living with his mum" then the narrator said " mostly by moving in with his mom"🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@Abysslz]

Lmfao that was great

[@kaleb7113]

Oh damn you watched the video too?

[@-belue-6697]

HeyItsKaleb -_-...It's OK to talk about the parts you like in a video!

[@cookiebanana6317]

Lol

[@meghanoneill315]

@@cookiebanana6317 hi

[@brennanalexander2900]

He has actually made it tho, he has features in two movies and is a professional wrestler, ggs bro

[@evilredpotatod4194]

HE HAS?!

[@never_been_to_oovoo_javer]

Wait whaaaat?!

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

He raps too, I can't deal with this

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

​@@evilredpotatod4194 Look him up Matt Saxon

[@HerRoyalMelanin]

@@never_been_to_oovoo_javer Look him up Matt Saxon

[@BlueJayPlayz]

Daz should be a Psychic channel where he just predicts what's gonna happen next in videos 😂 He's pro at this 😂 it's always a joy to watch his videos 🤩

[@just_ally.__]

5:54 "Does your mom wrestle for you?" 💀

[@hamzzak]

Him: "my mom takes care of my body" Me to my dirty mind: please no, I do not want to picture that..

[@-belue-6697]

Hamzza K...I pictured the tissues not being used for boogers. 🤢...I was sooo relieved when he said he was only drying out boogers. 🤣🤨😂

[@llllgryllll4283]

-Belue- same-

[@_lynxy_1160]

THANKS YOUR MAKING ME THINK IT!!!

[@Exer005]

~intrusive thoughts entered the chat~

[@mcfly6330]

Pornhub: 🤔🤔🧮📈💰💰

[@mkchristner]

“Please welcome to the ring... a hobo” 😆

[@CheapWrestler]

that made me laugh too honestly

[@Avex9265]

Fun fact- The most salmonella bacteria is located in the egg shell

[@CheapWrestler]

mmmm salmon

[@tevvytevvy2672]

This sounds weird and if I'm wrong I'll sound absolutely MENTAL but did you get that from a Joinen video?

[@Avex9265]

@@tevvytevvy2672 xD no i just searched it up on google. Lmao

[@glitchcoreaddict2639]

Oh..

[@yesnanny6393]

WwWOoAaaAHhH

[@aeronphobic]

I believe Daz would be a great wrestler, but if he was a wrestler we would never get to hear the iconic "How's it going, Dazzlers!" everyday❤️

[@amywebster6015]

"Please welcome into the ring. The hobo" 🤣🤣

[@CheapWrestler]

Even I laughed.

[@Rinsepop]

@@CheapWrestler r u actually him?

[@CheapWrestler]

@@Rinsepop hmmm.....I think so!!

[@abdullahthebest7644]

Isn't this copied

[@arandomsnake7252]

@@abdullahthebest7644 yeep

[@CG-vt9gz]

“LINDA!” “ Ive got hayfever Linda.” *Sniff “Sort it out”

[@Rxtchet]

Daz - He must live with his mum The person talking - He lives with his mother Daz - Bro he actually lives with his mum, Ha😂

[@CheapWrestler]

He can tell the future

[@willbarrett2758]

Matt Rivera 😂

[@poppiblu]

Matt Rivera 👁👄👁

[@sicknote2236]

Said this to everyone i know. Daz, no matter how popular he is an how much money he makes. He still one of the most humble an down to earth people I know of. A yet he still makes awsome content where he takes the piss an has a laugh. Absolute legend.

[@pashasoro]

7:29 “please welcome to the ring... a hobo,” I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stupid_breadbin2730]

U swear his laugh is contagious

[@somepotatowithaface6096]

Fr

[@evielou9851]

It's the cure to all my problems

[@noahm576]

No it’s not

[@unicorncarroll8235]

Yes!!!!😂😂

[@mae5560]

yess

[@carlosguevara2789]

My mom's name is linda, whenever I watch these, my mom answers from the other room "WHAT!" whenever Daz says "Linda!"

[@acef4iry986]

LMAOO

[@Demeza16]

OOF LMFAO

[@collinrue5846]

lmao I bet your mom thought it was weird you were calling her by her first name

[@puffle7430]

my aunts name is Linda, and i live with her, and she does the exact same thing!!!

[@BowBbie]

THATS HILARIOUS

[@AhavaBeauty31]

Scream laughing. Literally. Daz your commentary is GOLD.

[@thelilnuggetuwu2608]

Nobody: Not even a soul: Daz: LINDAAA Daz makes everything so funny😂

[@lew6652]

Have you ever accidentally left egg shells in an omelette or something and just felt dissatisfied.... this guy has this every morning 😬

[@Trinity_007]

HES DISCUSSING

[@ydidishitmyself353]

Imagine his teeth feelin when he accidentally bites on the shell with the sharp part

[@lovinlife1237]

😂

[@lovinlife1237]

😂

[@volkova6209]

@@Trinity_007 what is he discussing? 😂

[@Crimsonqueen444]

Daz: ‘300 A MONTH!?! He must be living with his mum’ *Narrator almost seconds later* ‘Mostly by moving in with his mother’ Daz: ‘CALLED IT’

[@saimonasG]

@@chickenballstv1510 hey at least someone is mentioning daz's powers

[@iefejenner3927]

0:28 ✨M O N E Y✨

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

“Does your mom wrestle for you” omg- SAVAGE DAZ !!!!

[@oliver533]

the most iconic daz games moment: "LINDAAAAAAAAA"

[@Moth_M]

Someone needs to make a video of him screaming "LINNNNDAAAA"

[@irishham6471]

No it’s low disk space

[@Okarchhhhkrunkz]

Yall are wrong its HA!

[@wilbur308]

It should be a new rap....it goes LINDAAAAAA *low disk space* HA *repeat :)*

[@meghanh2511]

Guy: 'And on top of that I look tough'. Daz: 'You don't, you look adorable' 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@wilbur308]

I literally just came across this comment as he said that 🤣😲

[@ironcladnomad5639]

I love the air of confidence these cheapskates have when explaining the little details of their lifestyles. It's like, "No, I'm not unhygienic, you're just uncreative!" I'm also not blowing my nose so often I have a snot origami collection on my windowsill.

[@CheapWrestler]

snot origami hahaha

[@kelleweaver1539]

Daz: you wanna do the smell test on that too? Him: *does the smell test* Daz: well alright then....

[@LeeGoBatMan]

“Please welcome to the ring a hobo” Lmao 😂 love you daz you are amazing and FABULOUS 💖💖

[@xbxndoned_soul9127]

"it makes me look tough" Daz: "no you look adorable"

[@iCxrsxd_]

Daz is hands down the funniest human being alive 😂

[@Oscar-FN]

“Shoes are 99 cents brother” 💀💀💀💀BAHABAHAHA

[@eliza.773]

*shoelaces

[@MusicCunt]

careubonara lachimolala, correct 👍🏻

[@VoidedPez]

laces not shoes

[@maxtothemax881]

You mean “ shoe strings are 99 cents brother!”

[@alfiebriggs3413]

Laura Johnson shoe laces*

[@wolfdog1975]

12:11 *”Ah!- I can’t believe you’ve done this”* (From Vine) *”I can’t believe he’s done this”* Daz says

[@mynamewascringebeforeichan5265]

Him: "To the best and cheapest protein shake in the world" Off Camera: *throws up in disgust and agony* Edit: NOW THATS A LOT OF LIKES

[@zaylalove3300]

😂😂

[@cassielmoon8070]

😂😂😂

[@madi4417]

😂😂😂😂

[@zeemopotato1148]

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@teganbickmore4063]

literally 😂😂

[@Chitachi679]

I love how daz is being sarcastic and funny about stuff happening and it literally happens😂💖

[@amandahazlewood2707]

Daz: “ you wanna do a smell test on that too?” Me:*sees him sniff and 🤮* Daz: “ Yep, he went there..”

[@deadlylaughterproductions]

I read this right as it happened

[@Sc4tt3r_br4inz]

Nobody: Daz’s Intro: Hows it goin Dazzlers The captions translation: *HEY SCOTT DOES*

[@ttrublu79]

I always check the subs every day it's different and really does make me lol 😂😂

[@bigguschungus4533]

its now how does restless

[@ttrublu79]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigguschungus4533]

@@ttrublu79 that like is noice also sometimes the person doing captions will make jokes but KZbin is cracking down on having their website work for deaf people by stopping humanised captions

[@ahmad8140]

DAZ be making everything more funny with his reactions 🤷‍♂️

[@m_rat_on_a_stick5048]

Daz: “Imagine you know blending up an egg shell in your shake” Daz:” EURrGhH” That noise had me laughing so hard though 😂 😆

[@jakejr.7380]

Me too 😆

[@LunaRzepecki]

Whenever I hear eggshells, I think of that one thing with the lady that looked like she was high and she said "AND EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE!" 😂😅

[@JimTom]

Daz: Maybe I should join the avengers or something Me: Flashbacks to that one parody video he made

[@crystalg222]

Sameeeee33

[@volkova6209]

omg i thought back to that too!

[@bellabun6163]

"I can hear the moon.." 😂😂😂😂

[@volkova6209]

@@bellabun6163.. i can go invisible, just um close your eyes, i can't do it when people are watching me"

[@Chemzz]

No one: Litterally no one: Daz: Making his throat bleed **hachchchk**

[@andreryujinchamoun]

C S me and someone else i found forgot the name found it a good idea to use there snpchat bitmoji as a photo

[@finngale5172]

DaZ GoT CorOnA

[@jayparker8068]

9:08 when he said he has bad knees I felt tht and I’m only 13😭

[@izabellekirk6043]

Omg your daughter is so lucky like lets say in one of her classes they talk about family she would get to say yeah “my dads daz black” 😂🥺

[@CelestialCookies]

She must be so proud. He's a wonderful man

[@paxkazkenny70]

Indeed

[@fatlad69_94]

Shut up young girl

[@swudi3460]

FatLad69 _ fuck off prick

[@fatlad69_94]

Swudi shut up little baby girl

[@ebiiebl]

"i got hay-fever linda, SORT IT OUT" Tf is she supposed to do😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@lilypark9539]

Linda has special powers... how are u army?

[@bunnisubs]

what does linda ever do for him 😔🤚

[@garnet6994]

Linda's the female version of god, what do you mean?

[@smokeandwolves]

that sort it out had me ngl

[@shantayafairclough9410]

Linda can do anything😌

[@harveyclark6830]

“That’s why I have Linda” 💀💀💀

[@Eva-zl3nm]

When is that?

[@pablorojas2671]

Ahamoldylemonwateraha 6:10

[@alissandrastanding7387]

Who actually is Linda because I hear him say it all the time

[@harveyclark6830]

Ahamoldylemonwateraha when he says I couldn’t imagine being a man and having his mum do everything then he comes out with that’s why I have Linda lmao

[@harveyclark6830]

Ayyy what we doing today ? He’s bird I think

[@ballsacks_]

**Washes Head** Me: What hair are you washing😭 “MOM” “MOM” “Can you come help me shave??” Daz: 😶 Me: **Snort**

[@dailymoonwalk7475]

I think this guy is just pure lazy tbh. His poor mom

[@saiki2932]

Yep

[@xdidrxp878]

mum*

[@ningningshighnote7325]

@@xdidrxp878 you can spell it both ways

[@xdidrxp878]

@@ningningshighnote7325 not if you’re english you can’t.

[@ningningshighnote7325]

@@xdidrxp878 but what if this person isn’t English?

[@ardee1747]

Daz: You can buy head..... oh that’s right he doesn’t *BUY* things Mans got violated😂

[@exotic9159]

What his finishing move “the Skank” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mmabrawler732]

I wheezed so loud my parents thought i inhaled the curtains

[@ViDu7]

7:42 BUY SHOELACES

[@adamcadzow9996]

“I would never drink raw sewage blended up”. - Daz Games 2020

[@bonnieevans3269]

snotty rags drying in the sunshine what if a GIRL comes over?! I was dying at that point

[@olivialyon3425]

Why doesn’t he get a cloth that can be reused normally

[@rorycoffey5547]

Too expensive I guess

[@goomy1]

Rory Coffey a cloth isn't that expensive but apparently that guy in the video doesn't wanna spend money

[@nisarojas2869]

Rory Coffey you can literally get one at the dollar store fam

[@flipsidetruly1669]

Yes, it's called a handkerchief! It's literally a thing

[@boku23_edits3]

xo_Olivia lyon_xo Him: “A CLOTH?? THATS 3$ DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS!?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@asmo_bby8309]

9:13 not me imagining a match between daz and brock lesnar

[@CheapWrestler]

hahaha I would actually pay to see it

[@mia1042]

daz: people wonder why corona started, this mans windowsill 5G: NO

[@rileysummers484]

U.S. govt.: yeah, blame the 5G, yea.....

[@KubsonPG]

What do You fking idiot want from 5g? Its Just for better internet You idiot

[@Cytise91]

5g has nothing to do at all with the virus it doesn’t cause it

[@jovaribeasley473]

@@Cytise91 obviously. It's a joke

[@EvaRemus]

KubsonPG r/WOOSH

[@simplyxaddy4615]

When Daz said “you need to re-name it to the.. “UHHhhh Test” I died.

[@lucassandy9804]

Loving the fact that we didn't even get 10 seconds into the video and we got a "lInDA!!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@controlfreakofficial314]

Daz's best quotes: "Ooowhy." "Linda!" "Tap dancing CHRIST!" "*Air hiss*"