Daz Watches My Husband PUNISHES Me

[@samanthajohnson2935]

I love how daz smacked himself with a spatula so us fans wouldn't have to. Daz never fails at making us all laugh.

[@bdog7547]

Lol

[@kalebbrown6180]

bot

[@samanthajohnson2935]

@@kalebbrown6180 🤣

[@Raggy_df]

​@@kalebbrown6180no its not a bot for once

[@lilfoot63728]

Tried it anyway Very addicting

[@Onesayaday_101]

Daz: "Spatulas can't be THAT bad?" *slaps himself with a spatula* Also Daz: "ThEy ShOuLd RoB bAnKs WiTh ThEsE!"

[@hannah_matthews_10]

As someone who got spanked with a wooden spoon when she was younger, I can tell you never underestimate the pain of The Wooden Spoon/Spatula 😂😂

[@BarefootWildChild]

Worse if it has holes in it 😂

[@FoxxOutlaw]

We need a full version of Daz's single "Ceiling Titty" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

Indeed my friend

[@DeathOfTime_Official]

Please a producer make a track of that

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Oh 100% i would pay many moneys for that

[@gracedixon1521]

ASAP!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@asiathedesignist5006]

CEILING TIDDY ON DA WALLLLLLLL

[@clairewood4619]

6:31 lmao "CELING TITY ON THE WALL" "A CEILING TITY I HOPE IT DONT FALL"

[@_Phoebe_-ow7mc]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@courtneyl4737]

No one talking about how Daz absolutely slayed singing ✨ceiling tiddy on the walllll✨

[@lucasdanby]

And how it sounded EXACTLY like Jack Black 😎

[@molliemattock3715]

✨CEILING TIDDY ON THE WALL✨

[@princessbubblegum3832]

😂

[@weird_paws]

He should go on Britons got talent and sing that 🙂

[@theemeraldchat2643]

He fucking owned itttt

[@beetlejuive]

14:09 ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HIM SAYING “when mummy is bad, daddy gets a spatula and puts it in my bum” IM ACTUALLY CRYING

[@expertgaming]

LMAO

[@Phayea]

AHAHAHA! 😂

[@mjgray192]

I got to that point in the video as I read this comment lol

[@JazzHandz7]

😭😭 I can't i cant😂

[@JazzHandz7]

"I wanna be that duck and fly away." 😭🤣🤣 also got me crying😂

[@keiragladding]

I hate how the word mommy and daddy has been sexualized so much that kids don’t even want to call their parents that anymore

[@pnthra]

it’s sad. porn has ruined this generation bro

[@keiragladding]

@@pnthra Fr, everything is being sexualized nowadays I miss how everything used to be 😭

[@StephanieLavoy]

Yes, I completely agree

[@music-om6hs]

I call my mom mommy and my dad daddy

[@fireruby1882]

Agreed 😭I’ve always called my father daddy and now I can’t because society is sick and twisted

[@Ralphs-guitar]

Video: *love don’t judge* Daz: oh I’m about to judge, I’ll be the judge jury and executioner 😂😂😂 Also the mummy I love u bit was golden😂😂😂

[@DeathOfTime_Official]

For real, This got me dying 😂😂

[@NDJunction]

love dont judge *but we do* xD

[@lilyshay7005]

11:51 “they should rob banks with these” HAD ME DYING 💀

[@SEFRaider6290]

Payday games be like

[@belle4369]

when daz said “spatulas don’t hurt….do they?” my childhood self was screaming “YES IT HURTS” 😂

[@rougethedragon6674]

Daz is so proud of being engaged. It's adorable

[@0yourfriendsteve0]

Real!!

[@ivur88]

So real, I got excited when he told us lol

[@jackaromorrison1249]

Same

[@spiceupyourafterlife]

As well he should be. Congrats, Daz!

[@monkeyswillbemonkeys]

im sorry thats a grown man bro..

[@jessieg5414]

“They should rob banks with these” gave me the most amazing picture of guys in masks threatening bankers with kitchen utensils 😂😂 love it Daz never fail to make me laugh

[@jessicaf2924]

I take an online animation storyboarding class this would be a freakin amazing idea for my storyboarding class

[@jessieg5414]

@@jessicaf2924 please do it!! I think it would be such a good sketch. I’d love to see it 😊

[@justacreativejunkie5164]

@@jessicaf2924 You should do it!

[@justacreativejunkie5164]

I would LOVED to see Daz does a skit with this idea 🤣

[@cielmichaelis52]

First thought literally this Robber : Gave me all the money!! (holds up wooden spoon ) Banker : ...😐🤔 Robber : Gave me all the money or you get the spoon !!! 🥄 😂😂😂😂

[@rdronline_clipz]

The way he goes “they don’t…. Do they?” Makes me laugh every time

[@MamaPo.SkyCoTL]

11:30 “spatula’s don’t hurt….do they?!” *proceeds to whack himself* “WOW tHey shOuLd roB baNkS wiTh theSe!” IS KILLING ME AHAHAHAHA

[@niklaslonewolf6958]

The way he whispered fu*k off at the spider is just hilarious 😂😂

[@lakyra420]

my mom used to use kitchen spatulas to whoop my ass growing up i swearrrr. you said “it doesn’t hurt, does it?” and i immediately go yes, just for you to smack yourself with it ten seconds later 😂😂😂

[@tallbean]

im glad someone relates

[@gracecowden9819]

Right? I was thinking it was odd that there's not more recognition for this punishment growing up

[@Notmadie]

My jaw dropped when he said it doesn’t hurt, the pain of the spatula is unforgettable

[@jamesprice2163]

Yep I got one broken across my back for a bet and it hurt so bad I couldn't scream it welted up that spot like a quarter inch and actually drew blood lol ... All for 10 bucks cause I'm a idiot

[@AmieMorley-st6tz]

That's.. that's abuse..

[@randomfatkidonyoutube1400]

I feel like daz is the only reason I can still sit through 15-20 minute videos.

[@The1andonlyAmal]

So real

[@naturazpolski9213]

So stop scrolling tik tok.

[@gosiadawida]

@@naturazpolski9213 I use tiktok and still regularly watch videos that are over an hour long 🤷‍♀

[@skaapiebabasrsa5029]

"the ceiling titty on the wall" had me in tears. Daz love your humor!!!

[@Hypno1812]

6:32 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE “CELING TITT1E” And I looked behind me and I have those lights 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheKing-jh8is]

10:58 omg I love your reaction about the reality of that book existing or not 🤣

[@lucxlauren]

Nah this is definitely abuse disguised as a “kink”. She’s clearly uncomfortable around him and scared.

[@chigginnuggie7681]

I noticed too. I saw that she seemed to keep avoiding him when she was walking. Makes me scared what he does to the kid.

[@aseelontop]

she didn’t actually look happy w him

[@JustSomeGith]

100%, this guy is just hiding behind the BDSM cover when it's just straight abuse

[@elifitzgerald1396]

Exactly what I was thinking, plus am I the only one who noticed she was the one talking more (at least in the clips shown)

[@Shortcake8399]

Observed the same thing!

[@the1r_b0y]

this is definitely abuse disguised as ‘BDSM’. I’m getting vibes from her that she’s uncomfortable. I hope she’s okay

[@ambersummers7250]

My husband and I are in a true bdsm dynamic and our kids are not involved in that part of his and my relationship at all. What those two are doing is definitely abuse

[@Jazzy-frazzy]

When you watch the full version of the video she actually tells us that SHE was the one who wanted it. She had to talk him into it and he looks quite uncomfortable when they speak in that part. So it’s her doing it.

[@ambersummers7250]

@@Jazzy-frazzy I did not know that, so he doesn't exactly have knowledge or is completely uncomfortable with it?

[@JustJupiter4207]

I think it also wasn't her idea to come on the show.

[@annapg.4626]

"Do they love minions or something?"There's no secret where all the cleaning products went during Covid." Daz Watches is my favourite thing ever 😂

[@ryobundy8296]

I love how he randomly breaks out into song. “CEILING TITTY-“

[@jewellandrum1984]

Yes, we've always said "Iffy". We also make Shepards pie, so you don't have that anymore either. 😂 Congrats on the engagement. You're such a great guy who deserves happiness.

[@kathryndinsdale5287]

The way daz’s mind jumps from one thing to another and ends up somewhere else is exactly how my mind works too. Always great laughs.

[@missblank3887]

As someone who's part of the bdsm community and a dom with a sub I must say that this.... doesnt really give enough context on the safety measures and the agreements of both parties. Bdsm isnt always about hitting someone if they break a rule. Some dom/sub relationships dont even do physical punishment. This relationship dynamic exists differently for everyone but on a basic level the sub wants to willingly give power to the dom and the dom in turn respects this transaction and keeps the sub safe. There are agreements and bounderies set before hand along with safewords and other possibly important things. So yes to one of his questions doms also follow rules set beforehand and if they break them its not good at all since its overcrossing boundaries. Dom/sub relationships are far more emotional from what ive seen. Again its different for everyone with different kinks and interests but its about trust, guidence, protection, safety, vulnerability and becoming closer to both your partner and yourself. Theres a lot more information online but i wanted to give a quick 2 cents here.

[@FaetriaArt]

Oh absolutely, the only issue I see here is she looks very uncomfortable, almosy like shes forced to say its kink

[@Huh9631]

I feel like she possibly has been manipulated into doing what they’re doing, she looks nervous around him. I feel bad for the kid

[@harley4701]

“BDSM community”is wild 😭

[@Punny_pun_pun]

What is bdsm bad dad sima mom

[@thankyouforbeingafriend9632]

​@@harley4701why

[@Kaseyzzz]

Can we take time to appreciate what daz does for us! ❤

[@Snakelady-]

frfr

[@simos9748]

Yessir!!

[@aliciarogers1681]

Congratulations Daz! So happy for you! I also got engaged! It’s wonderful finding love! 😊😇

[@TooBrokeToAffordCoffee]

Omg the “Ceiling Titty” part had me snorting my smoothie out my nose laughing 🤣 And as a US citizen, I’ve been saying “iffy” my whole life (currently 31 yrs old) so I guess it is an American thing too 😅

[@Liarosexoxo]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Daz is like the Dad of KZbin, his laugh is the most infectious thing ever 😭😂 The most genuine and lovely person on earth ❤️

[@eminem553]

just by the title alone, we’re in for a treat with this one 😂

[@joshreed7010]

I wanna like this comment, but it's at 69 likes

[@octopus8978]

Haha

[@rosiemason.]

Oh my this is gonna be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@zamasu633]

Ikr

[@swarlaforlife]

Ikrr

[@Selinia-SpAa]

Frrr😂

[@tricia9149]

Yes lol😂

[@arsondarkseawarfareprinces3797]

100%😂 God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤

[@M00n.xp.555]

14:35 I say iffy, eat crumpets and Shepards pie and I’m canadian😭😂

[@artdemonhunter6159]

Couples taking relationships to the next step seriously: Meanwhile daz: 6:48

[@totallynote4990]

I would 100% unironically listen to the full version of Cieling Titty

[@Becca2901]

Same 😂

[@z3phyr666]

i'm excited to see what daz thinks of this lol edit: 5:19 yeah...that's not a healthy relationship, especially in bdsm standards, like bdsm has consent involved and you don't plaster "my partner controls me" over every empty surface in your household. also, sometimes couples switch between being dom and sub. bdsm is not all punching each other and being FUCKING CRAZY.

[@mcchickentits8784]

Exactly, its common for people who are inexperienced in the bdsm community to think that the sub/dom relationship is a all the time thing. Like no, after the kinky times are done and over with, so should the power dynamic. I would be seriously worried for anyone who continues that sub/dom relationship with day to day life outside of sex/roleplay. And the fact that their exposing this shit to their son is just horrible. Hes goin to grow up thinking this is the right way to treat any future partner.

[@aftg818]

facts, show me the contract that needs to be drafted up in these 24/7 dynamics

[@funky_life101]

Facts. There are boundaries for a reason and the whole thing is supposed to be private. Like who the f**k thinks "I'mma tell all my friends, explain it to my little kids, and put it all over the internet."

[@funky_life101]

​@@mcchickentits8784 that's so true. These parents need to shape up. I really feel bad for those kids

[@z3phyr666]

so real like if someone has a bdsm relationship with someone, it is strictly roleplay and that activity has consent involved and is not spoken to their children about...let alone plastered everywhere. @@mcchickentits8784

[@DirtScraps]

So glad to have you back! ❤️ As someone who takes part in “alternative lifestyles”, I don’t see anything wrong with two consenting adults agreeing to have a dom/sub dynamic. However once there are children in the household, I believe a great amount of discretion should be used. My husband and I may be into some off the wall things but we don’t need our children (or a television crew) to know about it. And that poor spider! Daz, you don’t need to swat them! 🤣

[@SamariahSmith-s7q]

“mission impossible spee-yiders” 😭 3:24 - Daz Black 2024

[@Jolou_73]

“They should rob banks with these”😂

[@slsthewriter1299]

The thing with this kind of kink in bdsm especially, is…there’s usually a point where the fantasy stops and everybody recollects/ground themselves back. And I…don’t see that here? Hm. Also Daz explaining how flimsy the spatula is and then realizing why it’s a mother’s weapon took me out. Lol

[@VleesetendPlantje14]

I was also thinking, is it me or do those kids look dead behind the eyes like they are getting “disciplined” too? ;-;

[@Aspoonz]

I’m disturbed by this “love” situation. As someone who grew up with an abusive (“father figure”) parent and my mom being the “submissive” (aka the abused) it disturbed me to not only see it but to also almost see it as if it’s not being *normalized*. But what also disturbed me further is that there are also CHILDREN in the situation. They’re going to think that it’s ok to beat and “punish” the ones they care about in a form of love. I love dad and I love his videos they make me laugh, but I couldn’t laugh for too long on this one

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Very true. Children that are young can't pick up on the context and so will see this as a normal way to behave with anyone.

[@Happy_Potato13]

I love dad too man 😂, and I totally agree 👍

[@KnightslayerK8]

I can understand how you'd feel that way but I'd like to say do some research on d/s relationships and ddlg relationships as for a lot of people its a way to feel safe and for people who are into punishments, typically those people are masochists (that enter into sadomasochism relationships) and from the video it seems like its perfectly consensual and also in these situations the sub actually has more power because they are always given the ability to use a safe word that stops play, it is only when a dom aims to use the safe word or ignores the safe word that is when it becomes a problem, and if the problem is a pattern then thats abuse I know im just saying this as a random person on the internet but if not for any other reason the science behind it is actually quite interesting And also i dont want this video (AND 50 SHADES) to be how people see relationships that have bdsm involved (and also they should not include children in this at all they should NOT be witness to this at all)

[@lilypad2714]

I think it’s fine as long as there’s no children involved like you say. Children shouldn’t be brought up around kinks like these bc they don’t know the intricacies of them and that you shouldn’t treat people like that normally. I was fine with this until I found out they had a child 😭

[@somethingorotheridunno]

12:07: So many face expression in 2 seconds and then Daz turned into a crow. Lol

[@TheKing-jh8is]

12:13 clearly you never been hit with a Wooden ruler on your hand , have same effect 🤣🤣

[@Toya.Todoroki-sl7dk]

I absolutely love Daz. Whenever I have a horrible day I go to one of his videos just to laugh P. S. I would not recommend trying to drink water while watching this

[@Bethyrose]

I saw someone with your merch today, and it actually made me really happy, I watched you a lot when I was growing up and going through a lot of stuff and it just made me smile because you’ve helped me so much and seeing someone wearing your merch means that they are happier because of you. Thank you for everything you do and words can’t explain the help and support you provide for all of us. Thank you Daz 💕☕️

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

Laughing at Daz’s comments throughout the video, but it’s his spatula demonstration that leaves me in tears on the floor. “They should rob banks with these.” No gun, no explosives, he is “The Spatula Robber”! “Put all of the 💰 In the bag or you’re getting a slap!” *Pulls out a spatula as teller and customers cower in terror.*🤣

[@khadijah55555]

11:44 not Daz hitting himself LMAO 😭😭😭

[@palebeauty9673]

6:40 ceiling titty got me 😂

[@brandiwoolard9005]

Daz lost my mom 5 months ago, you are literally the only person who makes me genuinely smile. Thanks man

[@giotheweeb6251]

Hope you're doing okay 🫶🏼

[@indi_mxe]

Daz is 10x funnier at 11pm. Love Daz Black honestly Also when he said 'they should rob banks with these'

[@luna_swan0853]

3:19. Did he just refference megamind? Oh it’s so good to have this man back!

[@porkchopzdotcom3655]

Their basement made me realise just how entertaining Daz reacting to extreme couponers would be

[@croatianpatriot1478]

12:00 every slavic kid knows

[@taylorjaycox792]

Daz always makes me laugh out loud even when I'm feeling low. He and his work are truly medicine for the soul 🖤

[@Theintelligent_]

6:32 JACK BLACK?!

[@robertboberto]

THATS WHAT I SAID!!

[@le4hx]

I WAS THINKING THAT 😂😂

[@haileyp.7352]

11:36 I thought Daz was gonna stand up and spank himself 😂

[@ShadowWolf14__]

We were robbed ✋️😔

[@manu_gagnon2655]

I just love the way daz takes every chance he gets to rub in our face that hes engaged

[@AlexhexreaperLB]

my mom's name is Linda so everytime you yell Linda, so yells "WHAT?," it is the funniest thing ever.

[@nicoleblanchard6812]

I lost it at "...the nerve!" 😂😂😂😂 M.I. Spee-iders.

[@lilymeganmoseley7806]

Hi daz, so glad your okay and healing from the survival 2. I'm so proud of everything you accomplished and wish to meet you one day. You saved my life in my hardest moments!!!!!! Your an amazing person and we love and appreciate you more than you know 🖤🖤

[@tricia9149]

I couldn't agree more❤️

[@martinabockovac9989]

Watching Daz hitting himself with a spatula not knowing how much they hurt is hilarious 😂😂 Balkan kids have traumas from them, our moms use them for more than just cooking😂

[@mahsamoadeli5294]

My dad passed away last week and I've been rushing from country to country and finally had his funeral today. I'm in exrutiating pain and feel total disassociation as he was my only family member. I'm hoping watching this video will soothe me even momentarily

[@Jaxnay219]

I’m so sorry for your loss!! I know it’s difficult right now, but trust me later on you’ll be okay! Just know your dad would want you to be happy and celebrate his life instead of mourning that he’s gone! He’s watching over you as we speak!! You got this sweetheart!! ❤️❤️❤️🪽🕊️

[@pnthra]

I’m so sorry lovely. I know it must be incredibly hard for you right now. Your father loved you I am sure, and he’s watching over you. You deserve the world. He will never fully be gone, because he has you. He still exists in your heart and in your memories. ❤

[@octopus8978]

I’m so sorry for your loss❤❤

[@KimberRose16]

I’m so sorry for your loss ❤

[@kevinmoran4078]

Me and my wife love you Daz! YOU bring a laugh to us at every video! I wish we could go to your live tour but sadly can't afford it. YOU ROCK DUDE!!!!

[@thatwitchtbltchy7796]

The way he was so happy to show off his ring 🥹

[@Jamies-socks]

"they should rob banks with these-" was such a good line lmaoooo, keep up the good work daz you always know how to make me smile! tysm for making videos like this, i always find them great! :))

[@m1ckm0rt1f13d_XxX]

2:33 daz you touch upon it in every video. we LOVE it.

[@ArchieBurnett-xr6hw]

I love how Daz just goes off to the side all the time talking about day-to-day crap 😂

[@spooktoken]

"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SPEEOOIIDERSS" 😂😂 also the "THE CEILING TITTY"😂😂

[@milliegarcia2012]

"they should rob banks with these" had me crying 😭😭

[@gwoonpim]

5:46. In the netherlands we have a quote that said. Het leven is hard maar de voorkant van een trein is altijd harder. Wich translates to. Life is hard, but the front of a train is always harder

[@1TheExpertGamer]

Lovs that quote lol

[@Thecardinalsystem2003]

When daz had to hit himself with the spatula to see if it hurt I was like “bro that spatula was my childhood” 😅

[@passionflood7433]

i just love how Daz always manages to put a smile on everyone's faces 💝

[@ella.bobellasmella]

i just started watching Daz today and i’ve never laughed so hard so much

[@XgamesGOT360]

thats aus for u dazz spiders love the con tent man

[@pieguy5716]

damn, that spider just wanted to be in the video🤣3:00

[@oakleywoods2488]

the way Daz entertains himself with his own jokes 🤣 6:30

[@dacojtbergman5736]

Speiders I love how he said that!😊

[@Scarlettseditz]

Omg yes dunelm. My mom wanted to get a new doormat and they were so wierd. One said ‘a house is where we stay, a home is where we love’ or some crap like that 😭😭

[@vixen_j6141]

Daz getting a spatula and hitting himself with it and his reaction made me crack up.

[@the_art_girl2392]

I LOVE THE RING! ITS SO HEART WARMING TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FIANCE!

[@dianaleon-kolodziej9211]

You know that when daz posts these kind of reaction videos it gonna be gold 😻

[@SaxyKnight]

11:51 Daz has found the southern mom/grandma’s whoopin stick. Wooden spatulas and wooden spoons set you straight real quick.

[@Liarosexoxo]

12:08 “fackkkkkkkk” that had me laughing my head off 😭🤣 We live laugh love Daz ❤️

[@luthien_takes_part_in_fand3412]

11:28 Daz they hurt like a b.... I know from experience, unfortunately. Mom broke two of them on me 😅

[@Salemoldfield]

Can’t wait to see more Dax watches I’ve missed them so much I’ve just been rewatching the old ones over and over 🙈

[@afiqite1921]

Daz experimenting with the spatula and with his joke at the end is chef’s kiss!! Love seeing when Daz reacts to things!!

[@destinyyy022]

I ready that ass “what DIDDY says goes” that man’s been everywhere on my feed 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@VerchielxKanda]

As the great CinnamonToastKen says, "Love Don't Judge...But WE do!!" XD Daz finding out spatulas hurt made me laugh so much. XD

[@Matpit18]

I love how Daz was more judgemental of their color design and cleaning supply inventory than their relationship dynamic and also hit himself with a spatula, so that we don’t have to. It’s good to be back. 😆

[@jj-vj1fv]

2:13 matters to my mum to apparently and in every single program and movie we watch 😂😂 ALWAYS POINTING OUT THE DECOR AND SCENERY

[@mxtsyzz]

whenever daz laughs at his own jokes i genuinely cant help but laugh bc who in their right mind comes up with jokes like daz does 😭

[@JP-ye2ok]

We got shepherds pie too daz I’m coming for your crumpets >:)

[@hannah_matthews_10]

Never underestimate the pain of The Wooden Spoon/Spatula 🤣🤣

[@Katiya1234]

im so glad daz is ok, love this channel and its vibes💕💕

[@tricia9149]

Me too❤️

[@mrsflamesodessa8224]

Daz’s laugh is the most contagious thing ever

[@melissaparry7169]

“A sub is a sandwich” I’m creasing 😂😂

[@neliawood]

"When mommy's bad daddy shoves the spatula up my bum" killed me🤣

[@joes9426]

OMG is it just me or is there a little Daz Black Pop Figure in the background on the shelf?!

[@JeremySkocz]

Daz never fails to make every one laugh their head off. He is the kind of KZbinr you want to watch everyday.