DAZ WATCHES TERRIBLE PAGEANT MOTHER

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[@virtualsanity2096]

When a mum openly says “I’m disappointed that he was a boy” on the internet, she must know that lad is gonna grow up to see this in the future... the teenage years are gonna be hell for this woman!

[@caseysheaves1323]

And yet we still have ass-stains on the internet saying that cruelty and discrimination against men & boys doesn't exist... fucking bullshit. I sure hope he gives her hell when he grows up.

[@emmaleeannmehmet7257]

I agree i mean i have a son ive all ways wanted a boy and a girl but dont see my self haveing more kids due to problems but if i dont im still over joyed i even got to have one let alone to boy or not she should just love her kids no matter there gender!

[@taylorlopes5925]

She deserves her son being a bad teenager and tbh it’s not his fault

[@inhle1688]

VirtualSanity20 genuinely disgusting, i’m adopting to save kids put in bad situations like these :(

[@winterwolves5272]

And when she said the only reason she had kids was for pageants is just disgusting. She honestly doesnt deserve to have more or kids at all (sorry if that sounded mean).

[@MegaLpso]

"I actually had the children so we could do pageants" This hit me so hard, that my eyes went wide and my mouth opened in shock. This mom is the stereotype of all Pageant mothers. She is only doing it for the money, they get nothing, the parents spend money on bills, and everything else they want. These children, are just dolls for her to dress up and put in contests.

[@aishasaif7128]

your typical narcissistic parent

[@kierstyn8840]

So 👁👄👁 I am sorry I had to do it

[@chilly_chesnut9400]

But yeh like what is merry glitz mas and btw this broke my heart and my lips quivered my eyes opened wide in terror 😂😂

[@singingwolf8997]

The worst part is, even if they win the highest title, they make chump change in comparison to how much the prep work costs. I mean, the Ultimate Grand Queen of Whateverthefuck title gets what, like a couple grand? That might cover the cost of the dress, since they usually buy new ones for each pageant. They're still paying hundreds, if not thousands, for the wigs, makeup, stylists, flippers (fake teeth), usually a second outfit for talent, shoes, any jewelry, spray tan, entry fees, and travel expenses. And that's not even counting if they hire a coach for dance routines or anything. So they're not even doing it for the money most of the time. They're doing it solely so they can flaunt their kids and say "See, I'm better than you because my daughter won a ton of trophies she's can't lift and crowns she can't wear because they make them adult sized even though it's for a kid's pageant".

[@_gojira_exotics_3499]

So fucked up. If my parents were to force me into this I'd run away

[@AnnaBee03]

I feel bad for Bob... I've never heard a kid named Bob.

[@itsbrittney_____]

I’m saying like who looks at their newborn baby is like “oh yea, let’s name him bob” like whattt

[@Bunny_138]

I have the feeling she names him something simple, random, and kinda bad simply because like she said, she didn't want him originally and was disappointed with having a boy.

[@nananom_]

@@Bunny_138 maybe she didn’t have a name picked for that reason so it was off too her head

[@dancinkayley]

Maybe his name is actually Robert but the kid legitimately prefers Bob? Or maybe I'm just employing some wishful thinking here.

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

Bob is more of like a cartoon name tbh

[@rorybear3332]

My first thought on the rat tail was he wanted to be a Jedi master 😂

[@touyashigaraki8849]

Yes same

[@RyleetheSuccubus]

Glad to know im not the only one who saw Anakin... 😂

[@kieranparsonage4768]

He is a padawan

[@skelo577]

He looks like auggi from wonder

[@justlive2809]

@@skelo577 i thought the same think

[@Mikachu1994]

"I actually had the children so we could do pageants." Hello, CPS? This woman right here. Please save her children. And poor Bob literally has a Padawan braid wtf

[@lou2288]

Yes pls, come pick this bish up

[@sydniecouch9724]

🤣 the padawan braid got me I was wheezing🤣

[@Doopyboopyidk]

The real reasons Anakin turned to the dark side- pageants

[@sydniecouch9724]

imPASTA brooo this is great 🤣

[@gigaslayer1058]

No wonder why he end up killing the younglings

[@astridguillen4800]

“She really lit up the stage” Daz: “she stood still” that sent me😭😭

[@jacklabrum7876]

Wow true

[@mercuryeuphoria5052]

And as she stood still, she became a lightbulb, really lighting up the stage-

[@creamii.8845]

𝗟𝗢𝗟 𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔

[@WorthyRose]

500th like

[@user-uj3fu2el2m]

@@mercuryeuphoria5052 lmao

[@ezzalongford9097]

this reminded me of a creepypasta called the "bloody painter", where a boy was born instead of a girl and the mother raised him abusively as a girl, calling him Helen. I think the story went that he grew up to kill his mother and go to a mental home where he then ended up murdering some of the guards to escape... just saying, that boy looks content but wait till he grows up

[@hqzelmorgenstern]

Sounds kind of like sleepaway camp

[@Jojosgirl342]

I heard of him I’m a creepypasta fan!

[@RandomFunLex]

I enjoy the story of Bloody Painter!

[@savi4580]

We do love Helen tho. He's a great creepypasta

[@atas2561]

7:07 That Daz, is a pixie stick. A stick of powdered candy.

[@janusnightshade9848]

Ngl, pixie sticks are basically sugar.

[@RHBR01]

A big 'un, at that.

[@clairebwest1]

Wtf is a pixie stick

[@adriameadvin6466]

@@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

[@adriameadvin6466]

@@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

[@jennifervan75]

She literally had the kids ONLY for the pageants. She's an awfull parent,some people just shouldn't have children. I hope the kids will be ok.

[@annicakiroglu517]

I agree with you completely

[@chris-p-juicytender7394]

I agree

[@FrenchWhiteBread]

Periodt

[@chipcat69]

jennifervan75 lmao I agreee this is so wrong

[@dan5721]

Same seems like a really bad environment for kids to grow up in

[@abobo_dasme5451]

"When mom puts something on you, she mostly hurts you." Jesus even the child is aware of how crazy her mom is... Take👏the👏mom👏away👏 from 👏her👏 children 👏

[@Lily-kk2tu]

I👏agree👏

[@kpopunofficialchannel7397]

Amen👏 Lol 😆

[@Lily-kk2tu]

@@kpopunofficialchannel7397 amen👏

[@Grace-xn5pj]

Remember👏Me👏When👏This👏Blows👏Up👏 (38 minutes=122 likes)

[@Lily-kk2tu]

@@Grace-xn5pj o👏k👏

[@Bumpduh]

9:56 WHEN HE WHEEZED OUT “Shut up” I couldn’t stop laughing

[@McBadassish]

"I actually had the children so we can do the pageants..." has the same energy as "Your parents had you for the tax benefits."

[@tsundokuowo7133]

“I only had the children for the pageants” say bye bye to the pageants and the money when they grow up and are fed up of being manipulated by you

[@tortilla.co605]

Does anybody remember in one of gases can’t remember which one it was but in one of his pageant videos he said her plans for the future are you sharpen the nearest kitchen knife and stab her mother in the throat I lost it like I’ve lost it I got a reaction video of dad’s and a lot of people hated me but I might’ve Peed my pants a lot of people did not agree with me on that but anyway in the transmission SOS

[@kolioko]

@@tortilla.co605 did you have a stroke dude?

[@sun1178]

@@tortilla.co605 you okay, mate?

[@MrBearAsian]

@@tortilla.co605 i hope your okay mentally

[@circusclown1503]

@@tortilla.co605 r/ihadastroke

[@admech590]

"I actually had the children so that I could put them in pageants." mother of the year ladies and gentlemen

[@icebear9209]

Mr mushroom Yasss!

[@icebear9209]

😂

[@ravioli726]

Mother-OMG a trophy!? For what 😁😁 Me-for being the worlds WORST mothers! Mother- OMG YESS I AGREEE ON THAT SO MUCH THESE PAGENT MUMS ARE SO BAD!! 😩😩 me-this trophy was for you... You were the worst pagent mum of all...

[@brogiebearbenxx9210]

Mr mushroom just think when the kid is older they will see what she said and probably hate her it’s so sad poor kid😢

[@georgeacklin514]

I know this haz nothin to do with this but qurintine flippen is the worst:( :/

[@IsolationDonkeys]

Daz: "I don't get why they're so obsessed with getting trophies" Me: They're American.

[@mackenzie44]

Meh, more like they have stupid mindsets (then again I do not agree with US pageants because they are 🤮)

[@dylancouture4923]

@@mackenzie44 i agree with that I think it should be ban or something

[@melissakimbrell447]

Theory: all the pageant moms are actually gremlins in disguise trying to use unsuspecting children to get shiny stuff for their collections

[@connorniemiec8785]

You do know most Americans, including me, don’t agree with this right

[@IsolationDonkeys]

@@connorniemiec8785 Yeah, it's a joke...

[@eye_heartm0ms]

"I had children so they could do pagents" tf noo what kind of mom are youuuuuu

[@LyricaSilvan]

“I only had kids so we could do pageants.” ...I have honestly never had such an intense urge to strangle someone in all my life. All these people in the world who would die to have a child to love and care for and THIS s***heel gets two of them? Damn.

[@nothingspecialstudios4809]

Oh my god same

[@xxmaisieellaxx2934]

I got so mad

[@thatonecomfortfriend2008]

I agree, I got so agrivated! They aren’t really caring for them properly.

[@mechazoic]

I know. It’s like the people who only get dogs to enter them in shows but... about a thousand times worse. My heart goes out to those poor kids.

[@veraaloe4208]

Welcome to my life except my mother uses me in any way to get money for herself to splurge on.

[@jadey7690]

Imagine the kids when they grow up and actually see this and how their mother thought of them

[@jessicahobson9814]

I feel sorry for them

[@littleone3115]

Same

[@raven_isnotok9928]

Holly shit that's deep

[@aimeeadores6630]

JB96 fr

[@calley988]

We’ll know when we see the headline “son shoots mother due to pageant trauma”

[@minx2174]

“Courtney is dressed like a pine cone” *im sorry but that made me wheeze* 💀

[@horsegaming5564]

That my dear Daz, being fed in a tube to the girl, was a mega size stick called a Pixie Stick. Those are filled with sugar that is the kids version of crack. That kid just got a mega shot of candy. 🤣

[@jolenealday492]

I did a pageant that was a big deal when I was about 10. If you won you were “famous” and all the the girls that won were pretty and had perfect figures. I had lost and remembered crying non-stop for the next 2 days because I felt so bad about myself. Pageants are really just a big money scam and ruins little girls self-esteem.

[@katetroughear7915]

PREACH

[@DanTheBuska]

Feel sorry for you but you're still a beauty dudeette I hope your haveing a good day

[@jolenealday492]

why not? Thanks you❤️❤️I didn’t think I would actually get replies or likes! I hope your having a good day, too!❤️

[@jolenealday492]

Rain Plays That’s horrible. I’m so sorry that happened to you. But I think I’d rather get pizza then win a pageant lol

[@rainplays2242]

Jolene Alday yeah.I realized I had made a few typos and this is not my my main account so I’m bout to write it down on there bc I don’t use this one that much

[@oakleyj7930]

“I had the kids so we could do the pageants...” 😯 what the heck IS WrOnG WiTh YOu

[@statusdisarray9598]

“Courtney looks like a pine cone” took me out laughing

[@brandybug2]

Everytime I see a clip of this pageant my heart breaks for bob like it’s so obvious he’s neglected

[@Punkinfluence_666]

Lady: we actually had the children to do the padgents Daz: *has mini heart attack of offense*

[@melissa133012]

I DID TOO

[@molten_nate1221]

Same these people are cruel

[@cum8015]

Who didnt

[@LadyLenaki]

I haven't heard a more wrong reason to have a child said by anyone. It's so disturbing.

[@informationtally242]

"Lets move on to our little girl division!" "Hello I'm Chris Hansen please take a seat"

[@elizabethwillis2138]

🤣

[@Okaydoki_]

Onision

[@Chocolate-pd7bq]

😂

[@angryskitboy7776]

8:01 that smile though😂

[@ellekunkel3355]

bob just has a padawan braid from starwars, give him a break lol

[@madyw65]

the kids are so cute: “i think im gonna win because ive never had this hair before” but like the parents are awful: “i was disappointed when i found out i was having a boy because i had kids to do pageants” like wtf

[@flixart8891]

Can you imagine the poor boys face if he watches this when he’s older and realises that his parents were disappointed at him for something he had no control of -_-

[@flixart8891]

Nelson Jiang obviously yeah but people don’t have enough brain cells to remember that part mainly Because it makes them “less manly” or “gay” because it’s a “girls thing” 🙄

[@madyw65]

Nelson Jiang yes boys can do pageants

[@madyw65]

fliX art frfr

[@jishoumushoku5094]

The fact that these people admit things like “I was disappointed he was boy” on camera astounds me.

[@jalayneflores6764]

Theres nothing wrong with having a preference... I dont want a girl but if I have one oh well.

[@jishoumushoku5094]

Jalayne Flores I’m not saying that she can’t have a preference but if the kid grows up and sees this, how will he feel? How can she openly admit such a terrible thing on camera for other people and potentially the kid to see?

[@amenabushra6541]

I mean I understand that growing up with a girl is exciting but that was plain rude😒

[@star-vs8qn]

AND THAT SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD THE BOTH OF THEM SO SHE COULD DO THE PAGEANTS?!!!

[@amenabushra6541]

@@star-vs8qn she's disgusting

[@mummylisielou78]

child: *gurgling noise* daz: 'apparently her father's chewbacca' 🤣

[@El.___009]

😂😂

[@bryn1906]

They’re so little. This breaks my fucking heart.

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

I relate to Daz so much. “I don't run.” “I was a disappointment from the start.”

[@MANIAC-rj8yg]

I relate to him too “ I love kids man”

[@caytlinwhore1401]

same man😔

[@StormsTheNamexo]

“Little boy division onto my stage” “And into the back of my van” 😂

[@joescott2179]

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[@inhle1688]

Joe Scott no😡

[@StormsTheNamexo]

Joe Scott and why do I care?

[@StormsTheNamexo]

Joe Scott also notice how when he mentions these types of comments he says he doesn’t mind them also I’m not trying to get him to respond to my comment tbh I don’t really give a fuck if he replies or not if i want to comment it I want to comment it you can’t fucking stop me

[@Hazelshine34986]

“The only pageant you’d win, is the @ss-hole awards!” Got me cracking up while my parents watch a horror movie…

[@erynraes2342]

9:41 got me😭

[@amxthyst4665]

This woman ticked me off when she said “I had kids to do pageants”

[@quack3705]

Well who wouldn't? I almost scream in anger when she said that😠

[@justaloafofbread987]

Facts

[@lillyidk1358]

same !!

[@carlaruiz7398]

Jocelyn Lowe SAMEEEE

[@biscuit6422]

I don't even like children that much but the "mother" pisses me off.

[@kristaalexander6855]

I was in a pagent when I was around 7 ("a" meaning singular because I realized it was a pain in the ass and like hell was I going through that torture again) I asked my dad if I could enter because one of my friends was entering. Now she honestly loves it and continued to pagent all throughout school. But I will never forget how another little girl was bawling her eyes out and saying to her mother "I wanna go home. Please I wanna go home." Her mom got mad at her because she was making her mascara run and then was even angrier when she won 3rd place. Fucking bitch.

[@thefinalhashiraangrysag415]

Krista Alexander there are mums like this in dance too, my daughter dances because she loves it but we have had girls in her teams before just like what you described, constantly telling their mum in front of everyone that she hates dance and then the mum storming out of a competition because the girl didn’t get any placing and of course thinking their kid is better than everyone else and I can guarantee every time that it is the same parent who constantly sucks up to the coach

[@nicholemanning7917]

Cali dancer so pretty much every parent on the show dance moms

[@imjustapancake3188]

That’s terrifying... there’s no doubt in my mind that that kid has been abused and traumatized by that mom.

[@alexiswilson8076]

Krista Alexander yeah i did pageants really young and i don’t remember much but i know i didn’t hate it and my mom personally wouldn’t of made me do anything i didn’t want to. but there are parents that go TOO FAR.i also did some dance recitals that i apparently wanted to get out of and my mom let me quit

[@neo8769]

Honestly I can’t believe I live in a world with these people

[@RHBR01]

3:36 if you watch the show, you'll eventually start to detect a theme with many (not all, but many) of these parents: They really, *really* enjoy having strangers decide that their child is the prettiest of the lot. It's less about the fact that their child is good at walking up and down a stage and more about getting validation that *their* child is the most beautiful and special out of all the others, because it's a real boost to the parent's ego. The more trophies, the more of that validation they receive. I get that every parent thinks their child(ren) are the most beautiful creatures in the world, but that becomes less touching and more disturbing when they start pathologically demanding that everyone else agrees.

[@rosegrimes7280]

“At this time I need my little boy division up on the stage” daz: and into the back of my van, is what made me die

[@kokichioma3000]

Imagine how hurt Bob is gonna be when he’s older, sees this, and realizes that he was unwanted

[@veronicasexton8190]

coming in 3 months later to say he probably already does

[@dmf19]

Gundham?! Never expected to see you watching pageants!

[@kokichioma3000]

@@dmf19 of course I would be here to see such foolishness from a mortal

[@samg8120]

There you are Gundham

[@kokichioma3000]

@@samg8120 hello there Sonia

[@beckysg3219]

“I don’t care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain’t running.” Big mood

[@Grace-ps8yp]

Very big mood tehehe

[@sillywombat]

Agreed

[@aimee6619]

This is too much of a mood 👁👄👁

[@gh0stly122]

That’s my mood 😂

[@sinamoon_]

Amen, my dude. Right there with ya. Worse comes to worse imma body slam em flat.

[@haileywailey.mp3]

4:45 i think he said "merry glitzmas"

[@Dwalf-Lettuce2002]

When he saw the rats tail I just lost it and I rewatched it four times again and again seeing his reaction nearly made me laugh like daz 🤣🤣

[@HB-tk7xc]

I want to see one of the kids go on stage and yell something like “MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO DO THIS! I HATE PAGEANTS!” Followed by “MY MOM IS GOING TO HIT ME AND YELL AT ME FOR SAYING THIS” These pageants should be banned. Have pageants for the adults to be in, and let the kids be kids.

[@sotisamoutzopoulos9847]

I think that adult pageants are fine but kids shouldn’t even be wearing makeup at that age so I agree with you

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

It’s possible one of the kids has done that, but they just don’t leave it in the final cut of the show, which would make me so mad cuz I really wanna see that

[@greenbeantm1096]

Why ban pageants because a few parents force their kids and ruin it for all of the ones who genuinely enjoy it?

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

Dear Vlogger because children shouldn’t do beauty contests, adults can do pageants but children shouldn’t.

[@greenbeantm1096]

The worst camp camp memes ever you do know they’re not actually judged on how pretty they are right?

[@helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360]

It sounds like the mom didn't even try to name her son she was just like: "Aw crap a boy, I'll just name him uh Bob or something."

[@enhhance]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@definitelynotamanda]

That what i was thinking too😂

[@saskiadenboer3239]

Birdbox be like

[@amenabushra6541]

That's sad cuz I have a friend whose father literally told her he wanted a boy and not her

[@tsuumee4545]

Yeah. It sounds like she used the first masculine name that came into her head.

[@King_Explosion_Murder]

2:40 She pulled an Endeavor

[@callistocryptic]

LMFAOOO

[@lilliegreenleaf7709]

Long story short, Bob grew up to be Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, and the other girl either got bullied or was the bully.

[@-iirosie_yt8693]

"She's repunzled him" I'm dying 😂 "Courtney is dressed like a pinecone" I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@bear4116]

I’m so sorry for saying this, but it’s “dying” 😂

[@bear4116]

iiRosie_ YT I’m sorryyyy I just have a pet peeve 🥺

[@lunalovedraw3783]

iiRosie_ YT *dying (I’m sorry)

[@lunalovedraw3783]

iiRosie_ YT OH SORRY 😭

[@lunalovedraw3783]

I subscribed cuz now I feel bad..

[@stupidhoe9814]

Haven’t watched him for two years and just seeing “low disk space” really opened a memory I forgot I had.

[@daxtonturscak6945]

😂 FR tho

[@Ilovespedupaudios]

You are so amazingly blessed with humor daz, amazing Humore. I Can’t even explain how much u make my day so much better! I want you to know that we all all and appreciate you so much daz💗 we all love you and don’t forget that me and my cousin are huge fans! (I try my best to skip past your ‘adult’ jokes lol, 💗)

[@chayse136]

Sees kid with a rats tail then looks at headphones cord 😂😂😂

[@lailashpigs871]

GUYS!!!! I'm Laila, the girl in the red dress! I saw this and CRIED I love daz and this made me so happy hahaha

[@YellowMM-dt9bm]

Wha

[@sparklingdimondmine]

Are you still doing pageants or did your parents let you stop?

[@kaitlynxox4860]

I feel bad for you

[@halfofkennedyshead2162]

For some reason I feel like this cap

[@mimibread5155]

@@lailashpigs871 I'm so sorrys for you

[@Madame_Madness]

*Murderer breaks into Daz's house* Daz: *speed walks way*

[@Grace-xn5pj]

Madame Madness *someone pulls out knife (or gun idk)* Daz: *goes under counter* (Btw it’s reference to his past video)

[@molten_nate1221]

@@Grace-xn5pj I watched that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@molten_nate1221]

XDDDDDD

[@clairegwin8760]

Madame Madness, they ask for his headphones, and then dad jumps at them like a Giant Panda protecting its child and sits on top of them until he or someone else calls the police. Daz👏🏻saves👏🏻the👏🏻day👏🏻at👏🏻his👏🏻own👏🏻home. Hooray daz, he did it, he did it, he’s a hero.

[@Mud_Pies]

I'm gay, so I can just walk "normally" if someone breaks into my house XD

[@QuA_cKeR]

Nobody: Daz being an absolute god on the internet

[@tiktokcompilations8226]

Daz just makes me so happy even when I am in a bad mood

[@robynoliver5888]

Nobody: A three year old child : glaaargalaargsjsmsj Daz: and her dads chewbaca

[@xemlinyilmaz238]

Stop its not funny.

[@keeleyscotcher6340]

Its not funny any more

[@fletcher4733]

Hatice Urkek yes it is 😂

[@fletcher4733]

Robyn Oliver funny 😂

[@jihyosspicytoenail9921]

This is why Daz doesn't read the comments

[@noukieee_6072]

Mom: "She won like 75 to 100 times." Daz: "I haven`t set so many steps in my life." #content

[@wehavetosurviveanotherday8584]

Ok, yes, A+ content But seriously, do the maths and that's like, at least 20 pageants a year if they started when she came out of the womb

[@davethestormtrooper8242]

2:22 it's called a Padawan braid from Star Wars... the more you know.

[@jso.irregular]

Ima just be in the audience saying "do a flip"

[@artsyandria7992]

At least one thing in the world isn’t changing: Daz’s low disk space

[@epiphanie7238]

It will never get old

[@Grace-xn5pj]

Artsy Andria yayyyyyyyyy

[@foldedsoup2754]

I felt dat

[@virtualsanity2096]

I think a video without the low disk space would just make us all feel like somethings missing from daz’s video

[@stevo2391]

I would laugh if when daz is playing a game and he is super focused then that happens or at the same time of a jumpscare

[@ilanataylor9494]

“Don’t stick it on her eye, she already has her own!”🤣🤣

[@ry1792]

Daz realizing he made tea but didn’t know where it was was so funny to me for some reason 😂

[@Yungblud_concert_vids]

'I don't care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain't running!' This sums up my life so well lmao

[@travishetaraka2023]

"I need the little boy division to make their way to the stage" *AnD iNto ThE bAcK oF mY vAn* 😅

[@nath3880]

😂😂🤣

[@withoutyouinfinity4085]

Honestly, I was kinda proud of the girl when she hit her mother...

[@softivory6962]

Withoutyou Infinity off topic but your profile picture and usernames are adorable

[@user-fb2ly4ol8x]

I agree

[@lindasinclair2725]

same but the fact that it was in the boob HAHAHA

[@H3rm0sa]

Withoutyou Infinity agreed

[@serenamearon7987]

I WAS TO

[@dabitodoroki877]

“I’m not going to do a pageant because let’s face it... *I’d win that shit”* Confidence level 1000000. But he would win it

[@emersondelanie9043]

"Oh that kid stood still better than the other" I'm dying...(°0°)

[@aniyaanderson3676]

My question is Who grows up says “I wanna judge little girls pageants”

[@brooklyntsang4467]

GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On Ik how do u pick from all these dramatic screaming children that were set on the wrong course from the beginning what a nightmare. Also how mean is judging children like wtf child pageants need to be stopped

[@breejames6323]

GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On my question is who names their kid nowadays “bob” ?!!

[@aniyaanderson3676]

Bree James it’s like the mom was like “it’s gonna be a girl” then was like “oh shit it’s a boy..I didn’t think this far oh well hi bob”

[@benbarneswhore3367]

lots of them are guys i’m just gonna leave it at that 💀💀💀

[@breejames6323]

GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On Ikr 😂

[@caraphernalia666]

This woman is disgusting. She doesn't desrve them two beautiful angels, honestly knocks me sick. Pageant parents get pissed off even if there kid doesn't win one singular trophy, despite them owning several trophies yet I own one ice skating trophy for 1st place (only trophy I own) yet my parents are proud of me. The pageanting community should be shut down

[@KahunaEdits]

I agree with you, just having babies because she wanted to win a few worthless trophies that’s really disgusting behavior.

[@fireflake6877]

or have them for children who have to sign something when there old enough.

[@Angie......]

When I was little me and my mom where watching a pageant episode and one of the girls didn't sing well or forgot the lyrics to the song and her mom just shook her head in disappointment. I looked at my mom and said "that's not right" and my mom said "those are parents who aren't proud in the effort of their child". It really sickened me the mom at the show. I know your kid forgot the lyrics, but be proud that at least she tried.

[@caraphernalia666]

@@KahunaEdits agreed. It's absolutely revolting

[@caraphernalia666]

@@fireflake6877 agreed! The children should have to sign something if they want to participate

[@autinjones7194]

Honestly that one mom in this feels kind of a lot like Sophia lamb from bioshock 2. Love does not exist in her heart whatsoever and she had a child solely to exploit for her own insane passion project . Creepy as hell to be perfectly honest

[@caseycooper5896]

2:40 these poor children but also Dazs reaction is priceless

[@blumpet6250]

[9:02] "And up next we have Daz Black, sporting a Rick n Morty t-shirt with shorts, as you can see he is standing still beautifully. Wonderful little half-assed twirl there, he is in it to win it. His blank and slightly confused expression is spot on! And that's it for the "middle aged dad" division."

[@hannahmayphelanmaguire2403]

Sachi Moo why haven’t more people liked this 😂that’s a good commentate on what he was doing

[@kercyayers5772]

😂😂😂😂 best comment I've ever seen

[@jahzaracoligado291]

😂😂😂😂👍🏻 GOOD ONE!

[@emilye615]

Judge: “At this time I need my Little boy division up on the stage please” Daz: “And into the back of my van” deceased 😂😂

[@alexisrushing3091]

I actually was forced to go to my little cousins pageants when she was going them and I always watched her cry when she didn’t win and I never understood it at all she’s beautiful just the way she is she doesn’t need someone to make her feel like she isn’t every woman is beautiful in their own way

[@joshuaparry5336]

4:30 Had me laughing, Daz was a few words away from controversy 😂

[@HardcoreHeartChris]

"Apparently her father's Chewbacca." Stop, I can only laugh so much 😂

[@darcymcintosh3234]

400th like

[@daisydixon1413]

Init ha

[@MauraxX]

“That means when mom puts something on, she mostly hurts you” oh yeah Mom she defiantly loves doing pageants suuuure

[@Rising2Dawn]

Got to admit Daz was the best pageant Queen 9:01

[@CherryBlossomzz222]

8:37 why does her hair look so big 💀

[@mskittygemma]

I really want a T-Shirt that says: "You are running out of disk space" Edit: I can't find his Low Disk Space Merch at all.

[@oakisbetter]

Me too

[@becca_rose_x]

I thought he already did low disk space merch

[@wolfzmusic9706]

Kitty Gemma he already did that

[@georgiacadogan1816]

Same 😂

[@revenantsmum2140]

Literally just commented this wtf

[@ryanpaton9225]

The son is going to grow up hating his "mother."

[@zach4936]

Gonna grow up a forced transgender

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

All pageant mothers should be purged

[@minimilkiway]

The sad thing is that these kids are gonna be manipulated and traumatised. They don't even understand that their own mother is mistreating them.

[@dimukohashido]

i love the self confidence he has its amazing

[@thatonegurl4328]

If you were on a pageant, the second you walked on stage the judges would shout “WIN, NO NEED TO SEE NO ONE ELSE, HE WINS!” LOL 🤣

[@_viya]

"I actually had the kids so we could do the pageants" she treats them like they're pets, not human beings and it's genuinely disgusting, because these pageant kids are gonna have a lot of issues later on in life

[@rabbitrulez]

Viya she doesn’t treat them like animals she treats them like dolls in a case and she flips when they move slightly out

[@dankguy7924]

She even said that she was upset because she gave birth to a boy Btw she looks like a "fucking crossont"

[@jessyfurrh1387]

@@dankguy7924 quasannntt

[@ingonitoamya]

"I only had the children for the pageants" You aren't a breeder Joyce. This isn't Tiger King

[@ker9714]

CPS should immediately seize kids in these shows because they have mountains of evidence for abuse, neglect, and inappropriate parent/child behavior.

[@lunamiku4166]

Parents projecting their dreams to their children 😬

[@m.e.o.w4837]

My favorite daz line: "Let's face it, id win that shit"

[@megachad78]

Its true doe

[@brittan6974]

3 year old girl: *growls* Daz: apparently her father's Chewbacca Me: *dead*

[@FortniteSX]

cuddly panda if u have watched his videos he pointed out that he hates ‘ shit like this ‘

[@detabs]

Hilpert Family pigeon in the studio🤣🤣

[@Lostgirl_404]

Love this series!! I’m literally we watching this!

[@guypainter]

11:10 "...and into the back of my van" took me back to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Child Catcher character... Come along kiddie winkies... all freeeee todaaaaay! Funny remark Daz, but there's no getting away from the extreme creepiness of it all.

[@BobsFishShack]

Daz: she has repunzeld him StarWars fans: welldone padawan

[@rosesermon9377]

Anakin and or that one episode of Doctor Who

[@mylife-23]

What if that's y he has it ? XD

[@millie3milk808]

Guffy Gaming SAME LMFAOO😭😭

[@akiodragon4540]

mylife 23 lol I don’t know- some Star Wars characters had that weird hair style

[@mylife-23]

@@akiodragon4540 .......... I'm a star wars fan. The braids are not only seen in the Jedi order but also in different races and species as part of their culture. There's even cultures around today like that. It's not weird it's just different from some ppls culture.

[@shastamckinsey9153]

It’s creepy how he says “MY little girl division” and not THE little girl division

[@Bl4ckD0g]

He also said "My Little Boy division" too

[@viktoria1880]

@@Bl4ckD0g We stan a bi king 😍✋

[@gvtterslag]

Yeah but only if everyone's over eighteen.*shudders*. Child beauty pageant judges are such weirdos.

[@unclemurphy3552]

@Name Less 123 I'm a uncle

[@TJ-js7uf]

All child pageant judges are pedos

[@heartfeltashley]

i don’t care how old these videos get, i can rewatch them for the rest of my life 😭

[@darynnvinson3777]

I love your love for natural beauty it’s very refreshing 💓

[@ihavetractor4741]

Imagine only giving birth to a human just to make money off their body and face. Disgusting

[@shtarpzt2802]

IHaveTractor people are dying and starving and then there is them

[@user-gy1is]

Kris jenners been real quiet since u posted this comment 🤭

[@1llumina]

fr tho

[@_gracie_3159]

Mo Bi Wan Kenobi Oop-

[@davemoore7796]

Every celeb ever

[@Matt-bi7vi]

Child: growls Daz: And her Father’s Chewbacca! *I’m dead* 😂🤣😂

[@kaseyomahony6109]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@J2Swavi]

i think its about how much hair cause most 3 year olds i see have like the average amount of hair but have you ever seen someone with so much hair it goes down to thier lower back

[@guavathedragonyt8453]

Yes

[@lillyanderson753]

The fact that he says ‘MY little girl division’ made me genuinely sick

[@vengance81108]

“We actually have the children so that we can do the pageants,” this, this is the first time I puked because of a KZbin video.