Daz Watches Videos So Cringe It Made My Eyes Hurt

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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!

[@MattyAutoBot]

People in 1970: We will have flying cars in about 2024 2024: Fridges opening themselves 💀💀💀

[@il..69]

Your gonna have to go into the fridge it get stuff anyways so what’s the point 😭

[@frenchmichealjackson]

lol

[@CGBrook]

@@il..69 init, it's probably quicker to just open it yourself

[@keirawhitehead3345]

Only thing I can think as to why this has been made is if someone has a heavy pot in their hands that they are putting in, but you have to put your hand under so it still doesn’t make sense 😂

[@Privatebean9183]

I mean it’s kinda a start

[@Veldos_Home]

"woman refuses to date you because there is no one in that video" got me 😭💀💀

[@sarahpettipher1759]

The comments on that one went hard on him too, lol

[@AF_Ace]

“Yeah I’m rich!” Daz: “But I’m banging an out of date brisket” 💀

[@bobbywalker2980]

What?

[@sirsouping]

@@bobbywalker2980 did you not watch the video

[@Toast-k1d]

Soft brisket, warm brisket, little ball of herbs, happy brisket, sleepy brisket, pat pat pat

[@bobbywalker2980]

@@sirsouping I think I fell asleep.

[@charlottequaife2440]

I was about to post this comment it cracked me up when he said it 😂😂

[@A1skengus08]

Daz needs to play dress to impress! Tbh would be too hilarious 😭😂😂

[@elizabethlacy8869]

He'd get so invested in the voting i can see it now

[@nicoleta-ionelailciuc6146]

yesss

[@LottieTrueman]

U know when he gets upset when someone cooks something wrong like Gordan Ramsey....that's how he will be during voting...just shouting rigged etc :)

[@pebblegrindelwald6593]

Ikrrr

[@iyrsa]

OMG yes

[@MidnightSpaceLauncher]

2:55 I thought it was the shark’s birthday and the woman was going to put the cake in its mouth😂

[@elizabethlacy8869]

I also thought that lol

[@DDSizeBra]

Lol, that's what I thought! And even if she hasn't been around with sharks (because who has besides conservationists), I'm pretty sure Jaws movies never involved cakes being chased or the victims dying because they were in possession of a birthday cake 😂😂😂 Not sure how she thought sharks would love it...🤣

[@Basketballdog1123]

lol same

[@zetrif]

3:37 sharks ARE misunderstood, BUT I sure as hell ain’t TOUCHING ONE

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

which is totally fair, why daz hating on the sharks they just lil guys, insects are yucky and i dont wanna touch em BUT I DONT THINK THEY BAD

[@aleksandrac9335]

Why? They are so petable😊

[@mishtergoose2851]

My thoughts exactly! The giant sea puppies are to admired from a safe distance lol

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

@@aleksandrac9335 so trueeee

[@kaitlynpenney3846]

15:08 “that’s alright you can make another one” I’m rolling 😭🤣

[@damienray2286]

As someone studying to become a shark biologist, your best defense is staying in a boat or on land. Sharks are cool and I will love hanging with them and studying, however, they are still apex predators and you look like a seal. Also, the ocean is THEIR home, not ours, stop freaking out when there's a shark in the ocean. (Last statement is to people in general)

[@elizabethlacy8869]

"Don't go into the ocean. that the shark's home! Pig comes in my home, it's goin on a plate!"

[@damienray2286]

@elizabethlacy8869 Exactly lol 😂

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

for a shark biologist you seem to of learnt from youtube, humans do not look like seals, suffers look like seals, also the logic of thats there home doesnt work? like a field a cow grazes on isnt the cows home, same goes for pirahanas, they wont attack you 9/10, did you see the jeremy wade video? sharks very very rarely attack divers... because they arent stupid? a person on a board looks like a seal, someone thrassing about is something sharks go for a human calmly swimming in a ocean will NEVER be attacked by a shark unless its a feeding frenzy, why you guys gotta hate sharks?

[@Lawdon7]

If u dont like it, dont watch it He didn't freak out about the shark. He 'freaked out' because part of the woman was was in the water WITH the shark. 'I'm studying to be a shark biologist 🤓☝🏻' I'm 15 and i could see that he didn't panic about the shark he panicked about the woman that had her feet near the shark.

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

@@Lawdon7 and? sharks wont eat your feet, sharks dont hunt humans, also im not an expert in shark identifications but im pretty sure that the shark in the video is HARMLESS, like im 70% sure it doesnt even have teeth he is freaking out over people being in the water near sharks, that is what children do. sharks do not attack your feet, jaws is a movie its not real, sharks are fine.

[@Ellie-mcg]

Daz is the funniest person on earth---->

[@Heartz4Raeee]

Realllll

[@tricia9149]

Agreed❤️

[@Mazza__]

best medicine for depression

[@computeroid6162]

This isn't instagram

[@Heartz4Raeee]

@@computeroid6162 so?

[@jjuIiana]

4:50 “so you can say.. yeah I’m rich but I’m banging an out of date brisket” 😂

[@DDSizeBra]

Or a "wrinkled Pringle" 🤣

[@laila.xo5]

daz is always dazzling even through cringe

[@tricia9149]

Fr❤️

[@MatthewHarris-wc9nu]

7:56 In the words of Tony Stark "Doeth Mother know you wareth her drapes?" RIP Tony.

[@SERGEANTJACKSONAUTTP]

"Tourist"

[@julieminnaar02]

Best comment by far! 😂

[@MatthewHarris-wc9nu]

@@julieminnaar02 Thanks! I try my best, plus Tony can fit in almost any situation.

[@julieminnaar02]

@@MatthewHarris-wc9nu I agree, Tony is a legend!

[@MatthewHarris-wc9nu]

@@julieminnaar02 And always will be!

[@jakegoldstein4899]

13:23 she loves plants so much and can talk to them mean while she’s standing on a bunch of them and you just hear screams of the damned because they’re being crushed

[@amymalimichi377]

Not the screams of the damned 🤣🤣

[@matrix626]

I didnt see any plants..

[@mandy5313]

“I’m sat here fat and I can’t tap dance”, well if that ain’t relatable😂

[@Luzy_5]

i love his side rants 1:40

[@peonyx6987]

yes. Same.

[@Jazzy13044]

SAME, sooo entertaining

[@lucasthefox3748]

4:11 "Oh dear..."

[@sockm]

“Can we tap to pay?” “Oh yeah sure!” “Alright…” 👏🏻👞👏🏻👞👏🏻👞👏🏻👞👏🏻👞👏🏻👞

[@DemonicImpThorn]

I love that part

[@queepqueen]

Hey daz! Just a little stupid idea! Maybe reacting to/recreating your old vines would be realy fun. ❤

[@tricia9149]

Yes I'd love that tbh❤️

[@MillieJones-t8x]

OMG THATS A AMAZING IDEA!! It isn’t stupid it’s a really good one!!

[@raegenbogner2238]

YES DAZ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@JoshuaLovesDoggos1]

I'd love that too I miss vines 😢

[@AZR43L-h8u]

people please pause at exactly 3:19 you'll love daz's face so much lmao

[@lynsimations6157]

7:37 we should also put in the restraining order button

[@Its_JustMegs]

13:15 LMAO DAZ IS SO INNOCENT BLESS HIM

[@xCrxmzx]

hate to break it to you but hes married so the only reason he didnt comment on it was out of respect for his partner.

[@elloguvna6820]

I don’t get it

[@alinx261]

i don’t get it 😭

[@Poisonfartfrog-x9s]

11:02 I feel like he is planning to kidnap me.. WHAT WAS THE SMILE FOR- THAT MAKES IT EVEN WEIRDER

[@x.soph.x]

7.21 one of the comments...😂😂😂😂 "WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE BODIES, THE FAMILIES NEED CLOSURE" 😂😂😂😂 and 11.56😂😂😂😂 thought daz was gonna say pawned his grandmother 😂😂😂😂

[@sentient_onion]

14:05 "friendly fire won't be tolerated"

[@Teshi_Kokoro]

"A Wrinkled Pringle" 😂😂

[@RhiannonKliss]

11:55 “I didn’t know he spoke vacuum cleaner” 😂😂😂😂

[@Arcticmonkeyfan213]

daz makes my day so much better

[@elizabethlacy8869]

Mine too 💗

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"I can't share the cake with you." Lady, the shark is gonna eat YOUR cake if you don't get back in the boat.

[@Mol91335]

The clap at the start always makes me jump yet I KNOW to expect it 💀🤣

[@rubenvisagie8875]

I have paused it at 3:20 and I have been laughing my ass off for a long time🤣. Daz you're amazing!

[@popstrek]

I just want to leave a genuine appreciation message here. From your vines to your Tomb Raider series, video reactions, years forward to cooking sim, peagant this and that to ark and all this mixed content. Now its the last 1/4th of 2024, I am turning 20 the 30th of september. Thanks for all these years of uncontrollable laughter and enjoyable moments. So glad you stayed on this platform and many others. Now I am gonna watch the video, CHEERS 👍

[@Lunatickles77]

Truer words are rarely spoken…AGREED!!! ❤

[@melissahamby6200]

This is a blessing to have right now. I just woke up with some horrible menstrual pain caused by a thyroid disease, so thanks for posting Daz! I appreciate the distraction!

[@elizabethlacy8869]

Oh my god that sounds awful, hope you feel better 😩

[@slinkywhippet]

The funny thing about the gym bro at 7:54 is that those people are just lipsyncing to a satire from Parks & Rec (It's April, her boyfriend Derek, and her boyfriend's boyfriend Ben who she hates, talking to Lesley) so he looks extra dumb 😂 And I'm with Keanu too - what a gem of a human being ❤

[@Doshurutaicho9]

I was looking for this comment lol.

[@brookerooney2404]

12:52 was Buddy Holly I’m pretty sure 😂

[@grantps]

Yes it was

[@scrubiestscrub4975]

I was thinking the exact same thing. 😭

[@IsaacWale2004]

Yeah 😂

[@aidanthefreerunner]

Buddy Holly, baby, yeah! Love the blues, rock, and roll, which is pretty much the blues but played faster! Also, love Daz! Don't mind me. I'm watching Daz and feeling the blues!

[@eth009]

16:15 She's dressed as a Bakugon💀

[@dalriadajohannsen]

😂

[@willvrtist]

You mean Bakugan? I used to see all the other kids my age trading that shit when I was growing up 😂

[@itsjustkkguys]

1:25 I’m to big back for this. I WANT MY FOOD NOW😂😂😂

[@0xxdemonxx029]

12:08 bro speaks gibberish on god

[@emiiwu]

4:18 "that went 360 degrees" so you mean.... back to the starting point? hahahahahah perfect

[@SHARKIE_chomp_chomp]

11:58 can we talk about daz’s perfect impression of a hoover 😭

[@Nalla762]

🤣🤣"...sucked it in like a soul Reaver"!!!😅😅 Oh, had to stop the vid and laugh my burro off!

[@KlerSnyder]

Such a talented creator, no joke!

[@Keoki-t7l]

11:13 we really need a button for this shit lol

[@tatewalton-2]

3:52 gave me the ick 😂the whole video

[@sophiemunro1015]

Omg I was so earlyyyy

[@tatewalton-2]

Hahahaha real my notifications are so bad

[@ellie8104]

”I’m sat here, i’m fat and I can’t tap dance” 😭😭😭

[@rubylou5175]

Hey were watching it togetherrrr😮😂 DAZ is funny

[@ellie8104]

@@rubylou5175 yesss I love him🤣🥰

[@maryjane4432]

A chiropractor screwed my back up so bad I’m considered 100% disabled now.

[@theodorefilkins3462]

Daz: "that went 360 degrees didn't it" Me: "actually that's just the average family from Alabama"

[@fireblaster2906]

7:45 the most valid thing I think I’ve ever heard

[@Soph518]

“Her husband is probably 80 and looks like a wrinkled Pringle 😂😂 You can say yeah I’m rich but I’m banking an out of date brisket”😂😂 I absolutely love that

[@nikhilsuri99]

7:20 My chakra feel violated.

[@kyraphilippe8597]

8:00 DOES NOBODY GET THE PARKS AND REC REFERENCE THAT THEY WERE MAKING ???????

[@herstoryanimated]

8:35 pretty sure it's just a parks and rec reference

[@Yupyupyeet]

Video at 13:00 bless your heart for not noticing the obvious lol you’re a better man than me

[@electric8007]

He definitely noticed

[@aniugraywolf]

noticed what?

[@gamingwiffgeckx5365]

I love your vids, my mom and I watch them as a sense of nostalgia, especially your Daz Watches, keep bringing smiles to everyone who watches!

[@grace-ej4yw]

idk if you'll see this, but i remember watching you from youre first videos to now. and i'll tell you, you've made me laugh in times i couldn't even smile. it's sappy but you have truly helped and saved me in many ways. i love you're videos, they comfort me. i never get old of watching you. i love you daz and thank you. don't ever stop💕

[@anesigneben4329]

Daz.. do we get the last part to chained together? I really loved watching you guys play that game :))))

[@cocosweets2486]

18:40 That “I’m so sorry” was so genuine

[@iseeread]

What daz said about the lgbtq+ couples. He’s right they’re not hurting anyone. But it’s getting to a point where teachers for example call their students by they/them even when they don’t use those pronouns and just use He/him or she/her. Or being miss gendered for a non binary person who’s actually the gender their Sex tells them. Or when influencers try to push their sexuality and identity onto their audience to the point kids think to be liked in this generation u need to be apart of this community. In reality it is hurting people. But I do have nothing against the community at all. I just wish they weren’t so forceful to other people to young kids grow up like that.

[@Ava_Rose18]

Everyone wake up, grab your popcorn, no one bother me in my designated eat food and watch KZbin time, DAZ POSTED LETS GOOOO!!!!

[@snowflake3893]

17:27 “Half direction”💀

[@Adam-hr4xe]

about the tap dancing video ,you’re not fat,you’re plump,there’s a difference ❤❤❤❤😁😁

[@milly4556]

Love these compilation reaction vids 😂😂😂

[@Liarosexoxo]

Daz has to be one of the most genuine KZbinrs ever 🙏 And his humour is always like real ya know you can tell it’s not forced or exaggerated for views

[@Wowkanye]

5:01 getting deep with daz

[@JMyE-e7z]

3:20 NOT DAZZS FACE IN THIS MOMENT , I BURST OUT LAUGHING 😭✋

[@tastypopeye_8063]

WHY DID HIS EYES MOVE APART AT 3:20??? DAZ, YOU OK???

[@000WZ]

DAZ’S FACE WHEN HE SAW JOJO IM CRYING 😭💀💀

[@dalek4999]

12:30 the fact that my name is Louise made this 100x worse

[@nicholasnorthover5922]

More horror games!! You are always sick 😂

[@majou...]

16:20 worst thing to watch right after I had a dream about her where she was next to me in chemistry and karma started playing and it was my ringtone for some reason.

[@Leo_3AT]

15:17 I used to go to a chiropractor and every time I got cracked, I got the worst migraines 😭

[@Luc4sisbraindead]

Daz has been making everyone laugh for years now

[@elizabethlacy8869]

Preach

[@chiknnugget2511]

0:55 why was that actually kinda funny.. like it was so awkward that it was funny

[@jobobxvi1158]

Did you have a role as a vacuum cleaner Daz?? You know that was a really good impression of a vacuum sucking something up like you said, 10/10 😂😂❤️

[@nathizokoza4671]

18:44 Dropped my plate when I heard it💀 Genuine apology that

[@heyimoblivious]

I need more Daz reacting to cooking videos and TikTok cooking videos 😂

[@jessicabradley1327]

5:45 she’s gonna be farting bubbles next haha 😂

[@mandolinbrown4987]

“I’m sat here, fat, and I can’t tap dance.”😂 I love that he doesn’t take himself too seriously

[@EC-dz3fb]

2:29 "Ya can't see shit; ya can't see shit ... " 😂

[@loveatmusic4812]

Your eyes at 3:17 😭

[@rentella8440]

12:41 😅I would like to get a restraint order

[@noooothisispatrick]

we spread our germs to you cause we love you daz!! it’s just a little piece to take home with you hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@atiredprsn]

4:39 EAT THE RICH!!! 🍴👱‍♀️💵

[@liz.sturniolo.]

“you can say yeah i’m rich but i’m banging an out of date brisket” 😂

[@michaelkritzinger4903]

1:17 the next off the hook video 😂

[@leeyarashid]

My day is complete.

[@Chelseefuller-pf6wq]

7:14 : Jesus after the stress of this generation

[@Mmh.idk.boutthat]

😂😂😂

[@IsaacWale2004]

12:53 "And why is he on his own shirt?" I think that's Buddy Holly...

[@Barney_VRR]

Daz words cant describe how amazing you are i love you man 🎉

[@maddog-ff5yn]

Hey Daz, I just wanted to reach out and tell you how much I appreciate you and your content. I've been following you since your Vine days, and you've always been one of my favorite creators. Your humor, energy, and genuine personality have meant so much to me over the years. Right now, I’m going through a really terrible breakup after a two-year relationship, and to be honest, it’s been incredibly hard. Your videos have been one of the few things that keep me smiling and help me get through this tough time. I just wanted to say thank you for being you and for all the laughter you bring to your audience. Much love, Madison ❤

[@ShadowWolf14__]

4:11 AYE WHAT THE FUJK

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

Bro, I just got reminded by Facebook that I've been watching you for 10 years. I grew up watching Daz iconic.

[@Lou.x09x]

6:36 why me why does my name have to be Louise

[@My_Mom_Wooo]

18:42 "omg, Jojo Siwa just followed me and like my photo" Daz ruining her happiness: "I'm so sorry."😂😂😂😂

[@amaranthia0320]

4:44 I'm currently binging Shameless US and why is this so Svetlana coded? It's literally advice she would give Debbie

[@mar_mocobel]

Omg I thought I recognised that line

[@keeley05]

Ive had such a bad day, watching daz just makes it 100x better

[@BigBadBradleyGaming]

Daz watches: in the night garden!!❤

[@MillieJones-t8x]

Omg yes!!!

[@kenn9689]

I think it’s so cool, I’ve been here since his channel only had 100, 000. To see his channel become what it is today😭🙏🏻

[@anthonypiskorski]

15:52 Holy shit I just saw that reel recently lol

[@kisumimiya]

Love the side rants 😂😂❤❤ And I really miss the Sims sundays ✨️ Daz you are awesome, love what you do!!

[@iceeeeeeeeeeeecube]

6:21 i felt the offence before it came..