I can confirm this man’s tactics are effective. The Afterlife is pretty lit
@torch57882 жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@thatperson15272 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s fun up there!
@killahroundz4572 жыл бұрын
@@torch5788 Fuck that comment of the decade
@kendraunderhill34382 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@JW-zr4ju2 жыл бұрын
@@killahroundz457 Century!
@theman52982 жыл бұрын
His logic is like teachers telling kids to just walk away when they're getting thrown off the sides of playgrounds n sh*t, it's genuinely comedic
@dogmuncher_692 жыл бұрын
@bocoy noiu yeah but they’re in the afterlife now so there’s nothing we can do
@firetrac3r072 жыл бұрын
Ok but school wise it really isn't that hard. Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record so while the kid was punching and kicking me I just kept walking and eventually we got in view of a teacher while he tried to punch me. He got suspended for a week
@willbyersd62102 жыл бұрын
@@firetrac3r07 it is in some schools
@Cthulhu4President2 жыл бұрын
@@firetrac3r07 "Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record" No career position is going to care whatsoever if you were suspended in middle school. They aren't even going to look at your grades from middle school.
@aiisakat8534 Жыл бұрын
P😊
@lena-..2 жыл бұрын
daz: “well next time someone try’s to like steal my daughter” me: next time?💀
@em4.i2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed it😭
@jermo14702 жыл бұрын
Poor sara
@suicidewrists2 жыл бұрын
When he say that😭❓
@sophiebutterfly2952 жыл бұрын
I thought that
@Cherrycrush_2 жыл бұрын
IM SO GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME WHO QUESTIONED THAT STATEMENT
@lr93762 жыл бұрын
8:20 Nailed it Daz. My father (a well respected pharmacist in our area) always told me as I was entering the job world that if I were ever in a hold up situation that the best option was to just give the robber the cash and play dumb until they left. He gave me this knowledge based on multiple unfortunate experiences in his career. A few years after he retired there was a hold up in a nearby pharmacy that he had worked in and the sole female pharmacist was taken hostage after she refused to give the robber the cash he demanded. Thankfully the poor woman got out of it unharmed, but that has always stuck with me. You can't reason with the crazy or the ones acting because they have no other option.
@aliezahjuarez121210 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why you call the cops if things go out of hand.
@lr937610 ай бұрын
@aliezahjuarez1212 A lot can happen in the time it takes the police to get there. You never know how long you'll be waiting for support. Don't play the hero when you're a petite unarmed civilian. Should be common sense.
@Rozenaut2 жыл бұрын
The child abduction bit threw me for a loop. If someone came at me and my daughter in the street like that, there would not be a calm disarm of the grasp and a strong verbal reprimand. There would be teeth and nails like a rabid lioness.
@staceywalkerpoole2 жыл бұрын
and maybe a case of missing person
@okdamn70502 жыл бұрын
@@staceywalkerpoole damn
@LebronShaqthe2nd2 жыл бұрын
yeh and you would just get punched lmao nothing can save you once they are after you just accept your fate at that point especially if they do boxing or other martial arts with boxing your reaction time gets so quick the second they see you love they will upper cut your throat and stamp on you
@s1mplegaming6322 жыл бұрын
The last child abduction can work but I mean just kick and swing your legs first before trying to break free
@howdy_rylee59342 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the blood curdling screaming 😀🤌🏻
@commander_reflex2 жыл бұрын
"WHAT'S THE EAR PIECE FOR?! YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOUR MUM?!" Freaking priceless 😂😂
@arjunr26452 жыл бұрын
"You guys have a shotgun next to a toaster" As a non-American, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of what we think Americans are like.
@RedAces932 жыл бұрын
As an American, this is a gross misrepresentation of the people in our country…… we CLEARLY keep the shotguns next to the coffee pot! 😤
@crystalhenry51372 жыл бұрын
@@RedAces93 in the shower 😂
@fourearwolf33152 жыл бұрын
As an American, we usually keep our flamethrowers and other stuff right next to our fridge.
@IAmMrFrazier2 жыл бұрын
Well, I don’t have one next to my toaster. My gun is a toaster!
@kayleecottle49882 жыл бұрын
Next to the toilet
@slmarae2 жыл бұрын
3:14 “Daz, I love you - BOPPPP!” 😭👏🏽.
@asyakutlu72012 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Daz literally has Covid-19 and still makes us laugh and yells while his throat is hurting? He is an amazing guy and I wish him all the best!
@sashabrownisky11262 жыл бұрын
Exactly, this man is a god.
@Lucasisverycool012 жыл бұрын
same here
@charleysimmons28672 жыл бұрын
He is really strong
@firstlegend51052 жыл бұрын
@@sashabrownisky1126 Ironically, he's an atheist 😅
@bradleycontreras47362 жыл бұрын
Whats covid-19???
@Chillipowww2 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to those who tried these "self defense moves" when they really were in a bad situation, hope you made it out safe
@AbbyRussell42 жыл бұрын
👆
@meatball53362 жыл бұрын
I kicked a shoebox instead of my assailant and pooped my skinny jeans. He stole my wallet anyway.
@mickmack19042 жыл бұрын
I love your boyfriend's pfp
@sun11782 жыл бұрын
@Hanni Rahmi Hello, Miss. I am not interested.
@datt73982 жыл бұрын
They were all unavailable for comment.....
@carlee.37642 жыл бұрын
this guy just makes everyone’s days better, he’s honestly my fav person, we love u Daz❤️
@chloehaywood1362 жыл бұрын
yesss!!!
@VersatileDenzell2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't say it any better
@kamipunx2 жыл бұрын
That’s the spirit 😁
@carlee.37642 жыл бұрын
u don’t realise how loud I just screamed knowing he saw my comment.
@ily2m8032 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@thyrogoblin48052 жыл бұрын
@Daz Games As some one who has trained different types of martial arts and has seen so much of this crap that is going to get ppl hurt I am so happy that you used your platform to both make a funny video, while also being serious enough to be real about the content. I am positive that this has very possibly helped keep someone from harm. Thank you!
@cheyenne59262 жыл бұрын
“My dog is a better fighter than you” becomes funnier when you realise daz has a Boston terrier😭
@sumaoncrack22512 жыл бұрын
151 likes no replies let me fix that
@cheyenne59262 жыл бұрын
@@sumaoncrack2251 thank you I feel fixed
@sumaoncrack22512 жыл бұрын
@@cheyenne5926 I'll fix you even more Now i tell you like this Im a warrior I like ya And i want ya Now we can do it the easy way Or we can do it the hard way The choice is yours what's it gonna be
@cheyenne59262 жыл бұрын
@@sumaoncrack2251 did…. did you just quote the booty warrior
@sumaoncrack22512 жыл бұрын
@@cheyenne5926 ( shit she caught on do something, NOW!! ) na- now i see you choosing the hard way
@makaylajunior20052 жыл бұрын
"WHO IS GONNA CALL YOU!" "WHAT'S THE EARPIECE FOR?!?!" "YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YA MUM?!?!" I literally almost spit out my water 🤣🤣
@xaviermcghee49272 жыл бұрын
If someone actually tried to steal from him: Thief: “gimme your wallet!” Him: looks at the invisible camera* “ok you see, in this situation, you have t-“ Also him: “Hey wait, why’d you hit me, not ye-“ Thief: *“I said give me your wallet!”* Him: “That’s not how you’re supposed to steal, you gotta hug me”
@MuffinFox96202 жыл бұрын
So true!!
@bradleyrobinson80952 жыл бұрын
Thief: " your givving me money either way so why should i do what you say" Him: "wait, your not the guy i hired from Tinder? Thief: "no, i am. you said you would pay me handsomely if i acted as a thief for your tik tok and lucky for you, i AM a thief" Him: "well here is your money, now go rob tat granny over there"
@MuffinFox96202 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyrobinson8095 😝
@LB02062 жыл бұрын
"You gotta hug me" 😅
@Roman_Adrian2 жыл бұрын
Ya know what, talking to an invisible camera might throw em off a little lol
@PhantomMoondrop Жыл бұрын
The one about the person following you is actually true. You're supposed to make like 4 right turns and if they are still behind you, make your way to the nearest police station, calling them on the way and tell them the situation. DO NOT GO HOME.
@lilithliar20562 жыл бұрын
I love how unimpressed Daz is with this guys crap. Glad Daz is back. Hope he feels better soon. :)
@ColossalReaperN72 жыл бұрын
Hi Froppy
@lilithliar20562 жыл бұрын
@@ColossalReaperN7 Henlo
@Kiwiipop2 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually horrible, in an interview he said, “If Chris Kyle (American war hero that the movie American Sniper is based on) had taken one of my classes, he would still be alive.” Completely disrespected a decorated war veteran…it’s vile
@ashleighbaugh98392 жыл бұрын
That's the most repulsive thing I've heard in a while.. SN, I cry every single time I watch American Sniper.. especially at the end.
@biggestdazzlah53222 жыл бұрын
Exactly. What happened to him is terrible and he wouldn’t have been able to prevent it. He was betrayed and the guy walked free.
@bk52652 жыл бұрын
Bruv, Chris Kyle has seen more action in tactical warefare then this tiktok fraud has seen pu$$y.
@biggestdazzlah53222 жыл бұрын
@Creamy Craig what is
@armandoesquivel42252 жыл бұрын
That is really horrible
@Sleepy_user22 жыл бұрын
“You got a iMac on your fucking wrist now there gonna grab you” Had me dying 🤣💀
@harrisonpatfield50912 жыл бұрын
4:49 where Daz just cracks up in laughter is brilliant cause its just the way Daz laughs thanx Daz keep up the awesome videos
@squareexpert227pl92 жыл бұрын
Him after an actual street fight: In the hospital: "How to disarm a doctor that is holding a scalpel"
@TheDeadGrl2 жыл бұрын
@Utahraptor this made me laugh way too hard 🤣
@daniellevaughn45982 жыл бұрын
😂
@isla98922 жыл бұрын
Him: “make 3 right hand turns” Daz: “what if your on a motorway?” …SIPS STARBUCKS 💀
@pineappleparty16242 жыл бұрын
I guess that means highway? Still possible. He should have said roundabout. Everyone making the same turn so it's impossible to tell if they are following you. =]
@isla98922 жыл бұрын
True true roundabout would be funny just continue going round forever
@harrysmith10702 жыл бұрын
@@pineappleparty1624 No he means a motorway as in a motorway ? A highway is an undescriptive american term.
@pineappleparty16242 жыл бұрын
@@harrysmith1070 You pinged me to say "idk what a highway means".
@jadem98222 жыл бұрын
@@harrysmith1070 imagine not understanding that other countries have different words for the dame thing.
@lunalegacy97882 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that there are people out there who actually think this is the right way to protect yourself. Spreading false info like this could hurt someone. Tell em Daz
@aleshaa.x2 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely afraid for civilians in America, like I’m scared of the knife crime here in England (even in schools), but having literal guns is next level scary 😭😭
@maxinejohnson76952 жыл бұрын
As an American, can confirm it is terrifying over here. It's easier to get a firearm than it is to get antidepressants.
@paulzacherl4602 жыл бұрын
@@maxinejohnson7695 I didn’t realize you needed a federal background check for antidepressants 😂
@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft63942 жыл бұрын
@@paulzacherl460 so a mental twat can get an AR-15 and any semi automatic machine gun but not anti depressants FUCK MEEE
@kaylafrary97412 жыл бұрын
as an American i can confirm that is it way easier to get a fire arm then health care. everyone ik has 3-5 guns
@paulzacherl4602 жыл бұрын
@@kaylafrary9741 Yeah that’s so not true 😂
@WindowPains2 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually does martial arts and self defence classes, this was SO painful to watch;. but you made it funny so thx.
@raniacaines072 жыл бұрын
same lol
@erickthomas61332 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mattmoore40442 жыл бұрын
I used to box as a hobby and to lose weight. I got really cocky and was just itching for a fight. Well I got what I wanted and was humbled real quick. It's easy to keep proper form and technique when a punching bag don't punch back. In a real situation that adrenaline rush gonna make u forget all that unless u really built like that. Safe to say I wasn't. I can still feel that mean left hook when I close my eyes.
@mayamulhern82232 жыл бұрын
Same. It’s mostly inaccurate lmao.
@jeannelewis77042 жыл бұрын
Black belt here, I can fully agree with that.
@saturn50632 жыл бұрын
I once heard somewhere that trying to disarm someone with a knife without getting hurt is like trying to get an uncapped marker from a toddler without getting marker on you. It's almost impossible
@datdankdj82642 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s like the exact same principle (replace blade with ink, and handle with…handle)
@TheStreamingEnderman2 жыл бұрын
Yup. As a knife person, I know.
@Thegrinchler2 жыл бұрын
yeah its really difficult my class uses fake but realistic knives and you've gotta act as fast as possible instead of asking em to slow down
@Deus-Libertatis2 жыл бұрын
Not unless you have a Remington 870 SPS ShurShot Synthetic Super Slug and 3 slugs
@ChillBill3272 жыл бұрын
Almost. Not impossible
@camthecameraman2402 жыл бұрын
“Like you’re getting mugged by master chief” - Memorable moments from Daz
@AmiciaTheAmazon2 жыл бұрын
This is the five minute crafts version of self defense
@nb_dromgool54712 жыл бұрын
When you realise that if daz gets held at gun point he would instantly be reminded of this video and laugh his ass off
@cookietho_o10542 жыл бұрын
stop cause that’s true 🤣
@veronicah99652 жыл бұрын
“If the child looks like you, they ain’t gonna abduct your child. You ain’t got to worry.” 😂😂😂😂
@chelouive56082 жыл бұрын
2:46 “ well next time someone tried to steal my daughter, I’ll get comfy in his groin and bend my knee, I know how to defend myself” 😂😂😂😂
@derekritchie32692 жыл бұрын
what does he mean next time
@chelouive56082 жыл бұрын
@@derekritchie3269 ikr
@supernova8235 Жыл бұрын
"BOP BITCH!" got me so hard😂😂
@Jaquez09502 жыл бұрын
This man is so funny he actually got exposed a guy was in his class he was trying to take a gun the guy procceeds to walk back and keeps shooting the fake gun, I cried so hard
@cf41652 жыл бұрын
If u watch Brandon Herrera’s newest video. He got exposed even worse
@sweettt3212 жыл бұрын
Go away.
@lukestephen50892 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@revilyns71742 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw that, the vid was called “died 3 times in 10 seconds” 💀
@pineappleparty16242 жыл бұрын
. . . . , , , , Here you go, I figured you could use some of these. =]
@ZeeA07052 жыл бұрын
Daz: he must have different criminals then we do My brain: yeah paid criminals
@mariaisabelgilrodriguez25122 жыл бұрын
6:29 “if i was in the special forces the mission they'd give me is not to eat the crayolas they put infront of me” Marine corps: rahrahrah RAH RAHRAH (if you get this you are the best)
@xxxlil_voidxxx70962 жыл бұрын
I get it
@ImJustMyselfHello2 жыл бұрын
I'll only believe in his moves if he does them in real time, and the "attacker" doesn't know what he's about to do. Just no...
@anakinskinwalker17242 жыл бұрын
@@sohotimhot7975 I'm sorry, it's 3:03 in the morning and I was reading through Daz's comments, and I saw this.. what in God's left artery is this?
@alexbibby96412 жыл бұрын
@@anakinskinwalker1724 I have seen this exact same comment on a bunch of different videos over the last week maybe more, i think its some kind of ad campaign for someone's onlyfans account
@EllaRose09142 жыл бұрын
This guy literally had covid, is still recovering and is still finding ways to entertain us, make us laugh ect RESPECT✊🏼
@Demeza162 жыл бұрын
RESPECT FOR THE LEGEND ✊
@MommaARA2 жыл бұрын
Because covid has mutated to the symptoms of a common cold. That's how viruses work, they get weaker not stronger. Daz will be fine as the rest of us will.
@JR.w12 жыл бұрын
@@MommaARA someone with brains 👍👏
@punkydamonkey9892 жыл бұрын
He's got a cold not "covid"
@justadictatorridingonanuke37142 жыл бұрын
@@MommaARA I can back this. Covid isn't that bad coming from someone with lung issues that has had it. All I got was a cough (a tame one for what I am use to) and that was it
@DisneyPrincess922 жыл бұрын
When Daz said who’s mugging you Barney the Dinosaur I truly couldn’t stop laughing 😂. Daz you are truly an awesome guy.
@Niatheartist2 жыл бұрын
“YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU MOM?!”
@Mewmari2 жыл бұрын
12:33 Ah yes, the infamous 'Swiper no swiping' technique. Gets 'em every time..
@adrenalvoyage48632 жыл бұрын
To be honest if someone attacked you and you did what this guy says then they would probably stop out of cringe. This man uses knowledge and cringe over strength!!! 😂
@doggo94212 жыл бұрын
Yeah no they wont
@fairygodmother1392 жыл бұрын
@@doggo9421 it’s a joke…
@Jess_M4rvel2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the man whose doing the “life saving” tactics, his face reminds me of an old Oompa Loompa 😂
@beth-annrock2372 жыл бұрын
I literally woke up 10 minutes ago, and Daz has me laughing uncontrollably! 😂 What a great way to start my day ♥️
@enbyishimaru2 жыл бұрын
"He must have different criminals than we do" I had to cover my mouth cos I almost spat out my Pepsi I wanted to laugh so hard
@explodingsnowmanyt2 жыл бұрын
I do MMA and Self defense... and this is just... wow... “very painful to watch” just like Daz said
@waffles6582 жыл бұрын
It is indeed very painful, he wouldn’t last a second
@Xyeriu2 жыл бұрын
Too many times did a laugh my ass off at Daz’s commentary it’s gold.
@Eli_16_072 жыл бұрын
"Who are you being attacked by? BARNEY THE DINOSOUR?!" THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😭
@lethalprincess20872 жыл бұрын
14:07 so idk where this other dude was, but I watched this one guy on youtube who teaches self-defense, and he had it right. He says for girls, use your nails to scratch at the eyes and face if you're up close to someone who is just attacking without weapons. He also had a guy went around with him who would put people in those situations, only enough to physically restrain them into a submissive position to see if they knew what they were going to do. And most importantly, an ACTUAL way people try to come after you. Like for instance, for a girl, he'd lay you on the floor and the guy would hold you down and try to get into your pants (without actually unzipping or being gross), then teaches you what to do if he's holding your arms above your head and you have nowhere to go. Now that's a more realistic situation to be training for, versus Barney huggers out here....
@declanryan44362 жыл бұрын
14:17 "That's not a person trying to rob you, that's Daft Punk!" I laughed so hard I think I blew a blood vessel 🤣🤣🤣
@jess.lockeretz2 жыл бұрын
no one: literally nobody: DAZ: "wHaT iF yOu'Re oN a mOTorWaY?" *sips tea* aHhHhHhHhHhHh 7:16
@shournharber47722 жыл бұрын
American: What the fuck does he mean? Brits: ahahahaha
@poloice24022 жыл бұрын
What you do is you exit and and get back on three times
@jess.lockeretz2 жыл бұрын
@@shournharber4772 fr haha
@hiroko29182 жыл бұрын
@@shournharber4772 yea that’s accurate XD
@DarkKnight-rz2mq2 жыл бұрын
He do be giving off them white girl vibes
@cassieritchie5268 Жыл бұрын
"Why is the minor dressed like venom" I died when daz said that I don't know why I just did 😂
@DelltaGaming_2 жыл бұрын
"You can't get a new throat when they've blown it out the back of your eye" anatomy 100. I love daz so much 🤣
@NatashaSimonian2 жыл бұрын
I love that he’s sitting in a convertible and is listening to black pink and he’s like what to do if someone is following you 😂
@yumikodazaiswaifu2 жыл бұрын
Its so funny tho 🤐👌
@mrmoustache85742 жыл бұрын
IK RIGHT
@shyguysuga63542 жыл бұрын
Right!! I was like is this man really listening to Blackpink while trying to teach people what to do if they are being followed by a shady car lol!
@gwynathmargaretoflaherty25332 жыл бұрын
OMG i was about to have a heart attack if nobody didnt cop on to that lol
@shyguysuga63542 жыл бұрын
@@gwynathmargaretoflaherty2533 My Blink Heart was gonna explode hearing my queens!!
@renwoodruff2 жыл бұрын
I was just in a car crash, found out one of my great grandmothers has cancer, another will die within the next 48 hours, and my grandmother who lives over seas is no longer being fed(she had surgery and never woke up)…it’s been rough but your videos have really helped me put a smile on my face so thank you. Thank you so very much. Do not stop what you do no matter what people say❤️
@miagowlandxx2 жыл бұрын
I’m so so so so sorry. You don’t deserve anything like this 💓
@iIilovex2 жыл бұрын
:(
@evelynnlambert713 Жыл бұрын
“My dog is a better fighter than you” -Daz Black-
@corinasillato47792 жыл бұрын
DAZ your laugh is contagious to all of the dazzler’s 😂😂😂
@davythedragon2 жыл бұрын
Wow. This, and so many "qualified" people like him give a bad name to actual self defense trainers! Having learned martial arts myself for more than half of my life, jiu jitsu, kickboxing, Kung fu and tae kwon do, I know what can work and what won't. But we also need to remember also, that no matter how good you are or think you are, even my highest level trainers say, if you can run or get away, do so! These are for extreme, very last resort times, and even then, there's always a good chance of the effective moves not working and you coming off worse than if you'd just legged it! There's no shame in preventing ending up paralysed, hospitalised or worse. Funny video for sure though! Lol
@yebenotsyrup_11222 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Weeturded2 жыл бұрын
R u related to Ryan
@davythedragon2 жыл бұрын
@@Weeturded lol, I wish bud, I'm only after watching that free guy movie too! Lol
@ONYXPROJ3CT6662 жыл бұрын
@@davythedragon stop lying about not being related to Ryan lol
@villagosucks002 жыл бұрын
As someone who took Karte classes growing up I can confrim this. My instructors always said if you can "Run" don't fight if thiers a chance to run, just run. Some of the styles he teaching could be consider martial arts but, thier to unprofessional looking and his stances are so weak the attcker would overpower him easily just but the footwrok being wrong! Still great vid, its funnyXD
@samuelwatson28292 жыл бұрын
Daz: What if you’re on a motorway… Also Daz: Sips drink in winning
@Bads872 жыл бұрын
2:31 Daz we must protect the toast the people out here are savages
@bubbleshelm44862 жыл бұрын
Daz always lightens my day, cheers to him! *lifts cup of tea*
@maryjane44322 жыл бұрын
My daughter was diagnosed with Covid and pneumonia the day after Christmas. She is better but now I’m sick. Best thing I was taught about self defense is always go down fighting and never leave home without protection! I carry mace on my lanyard and a box cutter and my pewpew is never far away! Never give up And always go for their most vulnerable spots: eyes, nose, nuts, knee. If they hit your eyes/nose it can make them water and they have trouble seeing you. Nuts well we all know that one, knees actually are very easy to take out from the side, break their knee and you can run to safety.
@le0ismyp00kie2 жыл бұрын
@@sohotimhot7975 Honey, I’m sorry but no one cares :)
@psychpmp2222 жыл бұрын
Against a gun that is like 5 ft away, talk to the guy and fake give your wallet (unless he just wants to kill you).
@kaythespaniel77842 жыл бұрын
it’s my favorite thing ever when daz laughs at his own jokes, he’s so funny I swear
@caitlin2772 жыл бұрын
12:15 "Swiper, no swiping!"
@idonthaveone605 ай бұрын
💀💀
@PoshieWoshie3 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@OtterPxp2 жыл бұрын
“This is what I don’t get about Americans, you guys have a shotgun next to the toaster” As an American I can confirm we DEFINITELY have a shotgun in the following areas: -under the bed -in the fridge -in the cupboard -in the garage -in the living room -in the bathroom -on the dining table -beneath every chair in the house -next to every windowsill This is a joke don’t come at me
@kxylaa19192 жыл бұрын
lmao
@doit95752 жыл бұрын
Cant forget in the shower, so you can be like John Wayne in the one western where he guns down the guy who tried to kill him while bathing
@haydencorteville2 жыл бұрын
18/10 exquisite job
@NameThatIsJust2 жыл бұрын
I manage to fit four in my pocket for my daily walk, can’t be to safe
@caseybottoms36642 жыл бұрын
I have one next to my bald eagle habitat and my 50 foot tall American flag
@TP-mv6en2 жыл бұрын
7:10 "You need to make 3 consecutive right turns" *makes 1 right turn and 2 left turns*
@32-bitwolf102 жыл бұрын
I thought I was crazy when I saw that lol
@harrypotter96812 жыл бұрын
“What’s the ear peace for are you going to call your mum?” This made me laugh so hard I was crying 😭
@lykmah72212 жыл бұрын
7:09 "How you like that" by blackpink casually playing in the background was everything I needed.
@lilwhepplejuice25172 жыл бұрын
"There is no intelligence there. I've seen more intelligence on the floors of elephant houses" - Daz *Proceeds to drink starbucks*
@leredpinecone73992 жыл бұрын
daz: “this is what i dont get about america, you guys have a shotgun next to your toaster” *laughs in american schools*
@ivanayala34022 жыл бұрын
Theres never school shootings though
@pineappleparty16242 жыл бұрын
What about the school system?
@leonwebby2 жыл бұрын
Him: "it's very painful" Daz: "it's not, it painful to watch" ♥️😭
@Leafmialon_pls6 ай бұрын
The fricken black pink in the background of the car video 😂😂 verrryyy legit
@VeryClaireThompson2 жыл бұрын
My dad is an ex navy seal. I showed him this and he died laughing.
@magdakaliciak65002 жыл бұрын
Your dad's cool, respect to your dad
@VeryClaireThompson2 жыл бұрын
@@magdakaliciak6500 he said thank you
@Moleoflands2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace. Sorry for your loss
@海莉-d4u2 жыл бұрын
Daz:"they'll die they'll actually die" Me:goes up to random strangers to see how fast it'll work*
@aluzuka2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: most of his videos he’s wearing sports gloves that are about $15 on Amazon. I know this because I got them and they were advertised for running in cold weather.
@emmz34chills17 Жыл бұрын
The amount of sass from Daz spinning his tea was immense
@stanchoz58892 жыл бұрын
Daz is one of the funniest people in the world no joke he’s been making me laugh for years keep up the good work, we love you daz ❤
@yves5552 жыл бұрын
“that’s what i don’t get about america! you guys have shotguns next to the toaster!” as a non american, i totally agree😭😭😭
@stigyanblue14422 жыл бұрын
Don't be stupid. We keep it next to the coffee maker. And hand grenades in the fridge next to the eggs.
@theunknownrock26762 жыл бұрын
As an American I have mine under my pillow, One under the sink, one next to the coffee maker, one in the garage, and one on my person at all times. I don’t know what you’re talking about
@elise_rebecca2 жыл бұрын
@@theunknownrock2676 oh shit
@theunknownrock26762 жыл бұрын
@@elise_rebecca is this not normal?
@WoahWyvernWow2 жыл бұрын
As an American I also agree. This is why some people shouldn’t have access to firearms, it’s more of a privilege than it is a right
@LoginErroronu2 жыл бұрын
"he must have different criminals than we do" - i laughed so hard
@kdl28 Жыл бұрын
I have never been in a fight of any kind. If I was in a situation where I had to defend myself, I would be like a child playing helicopter. I would start screaming and swinging my arms like crazy. If nothing else, it would cause the perpatrator(sp?) to laugh his self silly, and I would RUN. 😱
@niy97272 жыл бұрын
When i tell you I literally just said “this man needs to release some new daz watches-“
@VampirinaBelle2 жыл бұрын
11:03 "why is the minor dressed like venom?" 😹🤣😹
@jirikinomeikyuu2 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better daz you content is great :) Good to hear the “WHATS GOING ON DAZZLERS” again :)
@Rev3lat1on. Жыл бұрын
That elbow move was priceless 😂😂 It was like a kid saying “get off me” lmao
@versatahlsharp46382 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! Was having a bad day and this really helps!
@aregularfrankiefan82082 жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m so sorry that you’re having a bad day!! I hope it gets better!! Also you’re right, Daz is always perfect to cheer you up!! 😊
@Ayannaalora2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User just leave-
@user-kc9ne3ym3j2 жыл бұрын
same i was soo tired at school today
@abdulnasirbushra60492 жыл бұрын
@@user-kc9ne3ym3j school?! Where's your christmas/winter break?
@rachellouise70802 жыл бұрын
I hope you have a better day tomorrow! ❤️
@steffleur2 жыл бұрын
Daz your laugh is actual medicine - a fellow covid recoverer
@hunbunny41722 жыл бұрын
Daz is literally forever gon be the main KZbinr I watch on KZbin he’s just hilarious and wht he says is actually usually wht we’re all thinking- Daz is an amazing KZbinr 🤩😝🤘
@ShanAliXO2 жыл бұрын
Daz’s laugh, reactions and jokes are the best and the main part of these videos, love watching them aha x
@QuackNut-Vr2 жыл бұрын
True
@squidink9912 жыл бұрын
I'm sure we all love dazz He's really good KZbinr and he makes a smile even on our hard days He's one of the best.
@ataraxiaaudios2 жыл бұрын
Another stupid way for the first one: Spin around in circles with your arms out to the side, hitting all of them as you spin.
@goomy12 жыл бұрын
Spin around like a bayblade
@Melissa.30092 жыл бұрын
Why does that sound like a good idea, or I'm just an idiot.
@chaigraine2 жыл бұрын
helicopter helicopter
@Ohwhale792 жыл бұрын
That would probably work better 🤣🤣🤣
@scarlettsophia20092 жыл бұрын
@@Melissa.3009 it sounds like a good idea to me
@perry44422 жыл бұрын
Judge: so how do u feel that your responsible for over 1000 deaths? Him: They did the move wrong.
@theblackbaron41192 жыл бұрын
One aspect is actually correct and used in different martial arts. There are pain or pressure points of the body that help you out. Pressing from behind into someone's knee is going to collapse their stance. It is used for grabs and throws in Judo and Karate, at least those are the martial arts I've been trained in and can confirm. It is likely being used in others aswell.
@avamae64882 жыл бұрын
Daz : who are you being attacked by? Also Daz : BARNEY THE DINOSAUR !
@LoveZeinabe2 жыл бұрын
Daz can literally roast someone so bad and not even know I'm dying 😭 15:45
@Hi-fl9xw2 жыл бұрын
If someone tries to take your kid just say “Swiper, no swiping.” Always works 😂😂
@nyhabc2 жыл бұрын
4:48 Daz, your laugh is everything! 😂❤
@twukibxnny2 жыл бұрын
You make me laugh every single day, it's a shame you have covid, it sucks! But please keep make content when you feel better, get well soon! Edit: whyre there so many s*x bots replying to me someone help
@This_Is_M2 жыл бұрын
Idk I just usually report them as spam
@Anecdotalist21472 жыл бұрын
Aw, you don't want to see "NUDE YOUNG GIRLS VVIP"? Or apparently Daz caught in a quality that doesn't exist? Sucks for you.
@twukibxnny2 жыл бұрын
@@Anecdotalist2147 I don't want to see that and I know the websites are fake to try grab people's attention
@Anecdotalist21472 жыл бұрын
@@twukibxnny And some of them are trying to grab people's ips :/ don't forget that!
@ellamurray39702 жыл бұрын
his laugh is so infectious im in my bed at 2am laughing my head off also Daz hope u get better soon love u
@TokeTiger2 жыл бұрын
12:38 just say “Swipper, no swiping!!!”
@julieclawson7119 Жыл бұрын
Daz I had a rough night and watching you, no matter if I’m in tears, you always make me laugh. I’m so grateful for you. Thank you for making videos. I love you sm❤️
@K4RMA.22 жыл бұрын
14:27: your getting mugged by master chief. That got me so good being a halo fan 😂