The TERRIBLE Ugly Dolls Film...

[@Pawprint19]

When I was a kid the uglydolls you'd see in stores were like, actually made to look 'unappealing' compared to other toys. They had greyish/unsaturated colors, blank stares, and their fuzz already looked worn. They literally took an existing blueprint and made it cuter and more colorful so they could market it while still calling them "uglydolls"

[@thebigm8052]

Gotta sell that Merch some how Edit 1: thanks for the likes lol

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

So they made the things purposely made to look ugly are made cuter That destroys the entire point :|

[@thebigm8052]

BAK Robert Johnston it does they just for the money

[@master0fthearts894]

And this movie was just one big glorified toy ad. That’s another reason to hate it.

[@njdotson]

Yeah they looked real cute from the pretty blank faces and weird designs. Now they feel boring

[@superfanmusicmaker]

There's something hilariously ironic about the fact that the "be original and be yourself" message is now pretty much the first sign of a movie or story being cookie-cutter, generic and not original at all.

[@crfstewarje]

@SuperFan, I mean, the animated Aladdin had the "Be yourself" message, and it's not considered a cookie cutter generic movie.

[@superfanmusicmaker]

@@crfstewarje It also predates this movie by over 25 years.

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

@@AlmyTheAlien its like be yourself...but what if yourself is a horrible person..then you shouldnt be yourself. and If I'm supposed to be myself...then why do people get so annoyed at me when im "being myself"?? like this whole be yourself quote is stupid af

[@chronologizer422]

Well, the truth is, no one has to tell you to be yourself. You are _always_ yourself. When you are in denial and dishonest with yourself, you are still exactly the person you are meant to be in that moment: a person in need of introspection, but still authentic. Even that dishonesty is part of who you are. If you build your identity on lies and omissions, you will eventually become the facade you wear; you won’t know the difference between the mask and your real face. An authentic person need not be a good person, even if they'll end up saving the day.

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

@@chronologizer422 Please tell this to the person that was confused on how I flipped was extremely sensitive and shy to really outgoing and insensitive. They think I have bipolar .-. I don't think they ve ever met a shy tomboy before..

[@TankHardcheese]

Animated movies that care more about the casting than the actual substance *really* need to die. We don't care about Pitbull, we don't care about Kelly Clarkson, we don't care about Gabriel Iglesias. We don't care how star-studded the movie is. Just make the movie itself good.

[@vanroyal244]

The problem is that some people do, and they only see the movie because it has some famous actor that they like.

[@drdewott9154]

And to put the cherry on top, all of this is lost as soon as you export the movie internationally where it has to be redubbed by the locals into their language. So... yeah. Didn't think that one all the way through huh movie studios?

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

I dont really mind the celeb voice actors as long as the movies are good......

[@ocarinaplaya]

Part of that is to help entice producers to bankroll the film in the first place. No one wants to invest money in a film that doesnt sound like itll sell.

[@signusenvoyofthedevourer7956]

your name is good

[@ParadoxProblems]

I mean, I kinda get that they wanted to give Lou his comeuppance, but forcefully throwing him into the washing machine in order to permanently disfigure him was too far.

[@ls190v2]

Cruelty is the true ugliness. And the Ugly Dolls were unusually cruel I hope Lou one day escapes Imperfection to find a good kid.

[@Axolotl_Anarchy3970]

yeah seriously, they are SO hypocritical.

[@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_II]

Yes. What i also realized a long time ago is that also Kid Cartoons too. The deaths and backstory are so cruel. I just think its too much for a Kids Movie or Kids Cartoon Show.

[@Maxwell_Twist]

The guy tried to murder them to make sure they learned their place and stay depressed...

[@inferiorinferno8859]

@@Maxwell_Twist So? Doesn't justify actually disfiguring what to them is another person, they're low-key one hair away from doing what he did and that's not a good look.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

The six-year-olds watching this movie don’t know who Pitbull is. Trade the celebrities for decent writers.

[@Raincally]

Yeah, I grew up with Pitbull. I ignored the explicit parts to his music, like the time he made a song for Penguins of Madagascar. Would be better to just bring literal actors.

[@katherine_queen5294]

And the Hispanic kids who did grow up on Pitbull probably were so confusing when they found out he was in the movie

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

Wait, if people trade the celebrities for decent writers... Who should do the cast, then?

[@lucastrimble9140]

Love the username! He was SOOOOO annoying.

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

@@lucastrimble9140 Sorry.

[@yoshimasterleader]

The fact that the Uglydolls themselves aren't ugly at all really goes against the message. Like the original Troll dolls were ugly. Even the new ones have more interesting designs. These dolls are "ugly" in the most superficial way of course to appeal to a broader consumer base. I don't want to be the "Back in my day" guy but in the late 20th century when toys were branded as ugly they meant it. Madballs, Garbage Pail Kids,and Meanies were all proper ugly.

[@Naibseyyyyyyl]

yoshimasterleader well this is a kids movie If these dolls are creepy and ugly would a kid wanna watch it No They would most likely be scared of them and not wanna watch it and see this good movie

[@thegenderman8582]

ŁĘŁ

[@sleepiesalem]

C and E Idk I mean kids watched movies like, the box trolls when that was popular and those where weird looking. Plus a lot of kids like the weird looking designs of toys or movie characters.

[@taydrabrookshire347]

Don’t forget Garbage Pail Kids

[@aquabluerose7734]

@@moonlightwinter1072 Also they don't have to be creepy to be ugly, ugly and creepy are two different things. They could make them more complicated and make the ones that are based off of real or mythical creatures a little more realistic, give all of them less chibi proportions, add some imperfections like asymmetry or really yellow teeth, throw in some scragglyness, make some of them either strange grayish brownish or greenish shades etc, or give them complimentary color palettes since complimentary colors can look bad together. Also to facilitate ugly color palettes, instead of solid colors some of them should have markings that clash with their base color especially since a lot of them appear to be animals. Also for shapes of the abstract ones they should look at gourds. Some gourds are really ugly. If a couple of the dolls were literally multicolored gourds with faces and legs that could be ugly.

[@tomatozest6074]

I kinda wish they’d done more with the idea of the kids seeing themselves in the “ugly” dolls. Like instead of missing a tooth, what if they’d both been missing an arm or a leg? You know, so kids with disabilities or imperfections watching this movie could actually relate to the characters? I guess the missing an eye thing is a start, but they could’ve really taken this idea further.

[@arsdago8121]

SERIOUSLY!! this movie is so frustrating because of its potential and what it couldve done

[@oof5740]

Yeah like, the child probably will have another teeth soon, i know adults and teenagers who dont have a teeth and have insecure with that but a child will have another in max 1 years

[@rainatmidnight]

Oh my god. Teach your kid that your damn self. Don't rely on a movie.

[@royalblanket]

@@rainatmidnight of course the parents need to teach their kids that, but a movie could still _help_ with a kids body image, thats not relying on it

[@rainatmidnight]

@@royalblanket If you're a good parent you shouldn't rely on a children's movie to do your job.

[@ShinobiSora]

Realistically, Lou would have been super valuable. People love rare, unreleased toys. How does the portal work? Are they only given to kids? A collector would love him and he wouldn't get dirty or anything. That seems the ideal situation for him. Unless they only want to be with kids and nobody else, which is a missed opportunity with all these living toy movies. They always focus on kids ignoring nostalgic adults and collectors. It would be an interesting change to focus on a collector who really treasures them or an adult who's had them since they were young and still cares for them. Toy Story could have had it, but decided not to.

[@thecaptain291]

man, i need this fanfic now

[@chilling_koala]

Toy Story kind of did that tho. The collector was the antagonist, but still

[@Abigblueworld]

Bro, he's a malfunction in the works.

[@theratsquad5600]

Lou: calls ugly dolls ugly Ugly dolls: never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@Berh]

@Elizabeth LaPlante obama poptart stole your clothes

[@kyleml9635]

Ugly dolls just wanted to be like Lou and other perfect dolls, but they did'nt knew that being ugly is being different, not until Lou told them that ugly dolls does'nt belong in the perfect world (Ugly dolls think that being ugly and perfect are normal and equal, they got sad because Lou told them that being ugly is not ok)

[@Berh]

@@kyleml9635 obama is coming for you

[@GlebyGlobster]

@@Berh obamatart

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

Leave my children alone dumbou!

[@sgladiator77]

“Ugly dolls are ugly” Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@karateparty100]

sgladiator77 Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@NintendoFanatic2001]

The main character herself is so ugly I don't wanna hug her I wanna hug Poppy and Pinkie Pie instead

[@Bluefoxtail]

People die when they are killed

[@thisisarobbery2148]

Yeah... The lights are made out of lights

[@Schnort]

Except they actually aren't

[@rylieclothier]

The fact that Lou's character has potential to be an actual story is the most offensive part of the movie.

[@Zigzigal]

"Screw the only interesting character in the whole plot we have to sell t0yYys" THE MOVIE

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

Yup. Seriously, had they focused more on Lou or worldbuilding or ANYTHING ACTUALLY INTERESTING the movie wouldn't have failed as badly as it did.

[@ChronicBonir]

Literally, they had soooo much good shit to work with and did nothing💀

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Lou just looks like a ripoff Draco Malfoy

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 ... Not really? Evil Fake Blond isn't exactly a new trope, either.

[@AnomalyINC]

See, this is why I really respect the designs of Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". They went to great lengths to make Quasimodo genuinely ugly without making him hard to look at, managing to balance right at the "ugly cute" mark, like a pug.

[@l.n.3372]

I've always respected fiction like Hunchback of Notre Dame and Phantom of the Opera because they both hard commit to the concept. Quasimodo and the Phantom are, well .... not attractive. They're "ugly" as the definition would say. Both having facial deformity. And in the case of HoND, is also a hunchback. And yet, every adaptation of these books goes the lengths to show that ugliness is NOT the worst factor in play. In Disney HoND, the concept is about "who is the monster and who is the man?" Where Frollo seems outwardly normal but he's a genocidal racist. And Quasimodo is ugly but is genuinely nice and kind. The ugliness/monster is actually meant to be the racist villain and NOT the deformed hero. In Notre Dame de Paris, it again emphasized that Quasimodo is the genuinely good person despite the deformity. While Frollo loses his humanity due to his lust, and Phoebus is an immoral man whore who doesn't really care about women. In Phantom, Christine tells Erik that his "haunted face holds no horror for me now. It's in your soul that the true distortion lies." Again, showcasing the message that it's about one's actions that define one as a monster and NOT how one is deformed. The Phantom was deformed and was treated with cruelty for his whole life. But instead of becoming a kind person like Quasimodo, the Phantom internalized such rejection and became a bad person himself. He only becomes redeemed upon learning he was selfish and choosing to let Christine have her freedom back. His love for Christine redeems him when he realizes that he's been selfish and if he cares about her, he needs to let her go and be free. Both HoND and PotO portrayed the message well: physical deformity doesn't make one a monster. Only one's actions define who we are and not solely based upon appearances.

[@chilling_koala]

@@l.n.3372 it's actually an interesting paralell between the two stories. How did I not catch that earlier?

[@Sonchikas1]

Quasimodo is not really ugly, he's still plesant to look at.

[@IllisiaAdams]

I actually thought that the hunchback guy was pretty ugly, soz. But he had his *moments* of cuteness. I think they embraced the ugly, but they went wrong when they didn't make the pretty lass fall for him, despite his ugly exterior. That's how the movie *should* have gone. Whatevs.

[@blondbraid7986]

​@@IllisiaAdamsActually, I think that's a part where the story shines, by showcasing how Quasimodo and Frollo both handled rejection. Quasimodo can't have Esmeralda, but he still chooses to protect her out of the goodness of his heart, whereas Frollo, upon being rejected, becomes cruel and vengeful towards her. The entire point is to show how selfless Quasimodo is compared to Frollo, and having him save her in order to be rewarded with a hot girlfriend would take away a lot from that message.

[@-CloClo-]

I just realized that Ox's name is supposed to look like O_X which is his face.

[@flying7900]

E

[@justaguythatlikestodraw7200]

Me too

[@rockhistoria2537]

My brain just committed suicide by the high IQ they had to make this pun

[@gvtterslag]

Wtf that's actually really cute.

[@mcclanegrant2718]

thats kinda cute

[@novicenerd6199]

Original Wage's name was explained. He (they changed his gender in the movie for seemingly no reason) liked to "work" in a store, of course the store didn't know he was there. Fun fact: he was the original UglyDoll. Basically a man wrote a love letter to his girlfriend in Korea and as an artist, he included a cute sketch. She made a stuffed animal of the design and sent it back to him. It's incredibly sweet.

[@uglyfm8562]

We know all about that stuff. Our KZbin channel is making ugly doll videos based on the original UG universe. We would appreciate it if you become apart of our journey and sub. And yes Wage is still a guy.

[@njdotson]

@Jonah Iwankow it's so wacky to see people actually remembering these things. I was the only one I knew who liked these and this was a large part of my childhood. Even got an illustration from one of the books recently I'm so weird

[@njdotson]

@@weirdo7479 except for you and me of course

[@splendidpheasant9192]

Wage is trans; I don't care it's not canon I just like the thought of it

[@novicenerd6199]

@@splendidpheasant9192 Please no.

[@hiagain1463]

Glasses also aren't ugly??? They're just a thing I wear??? No one ever comments on them at all??? No one cares if you need to wear glasses???

[@Neonka_the_Lynx]

In some countries glasses are considered a disadvantage, for example in Japan. As proof, you can see how in anime characters with glasses are often called "four-eyes". In fact, I don't see anything wrong with wearing glasses, it's just an auxiliary thing to see better. If a person humiliates or insults you because of your glasses, then this person has complexes.

[@omnisystem6030]

Glasses actually make a person cuter In my opinion

[@peachypink4u]

Hi RWBY fan

[@hiagain1463]

@@peachypink4u Hello!

[@Midnight_May474]

@Softiie Eva it's a stupid thing to judge people on. Like sorry they can't see well?

[@the_demon149]

Ya know what I want? A kids movie with the message of “Be yourself” and “Out imperfections make us beautiful” that ACTUALLY conveys its message well and ACTUALLY has good characters. It’s almost like that’s what we should be getting in the first place…

[@Ashington_78]

If your looking for this type of movie I advise and urge you to watch its s7ch a beautiful day its honestly in my top 5 films of all time and 100 percent rotten tomatoes so you can watch that

[@Abigblueworld]

THIS, DOES.

[@zeldagameryt4018]

I mean there are good movies out there with that message in mind that don’t rely on celebrity voices of chart topping pop songs. The most notable ones I can think of is Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame and the Book of Life. Two expertly animated movies that I highly recommend.

[@dinokirbo3956]

Dolls: come from a place literally called uglyville Lou: calls them ugly Dolls: *surprised pikachu face*

[@shrekwizowskee2910]

With a GIANT HOLLYWOOD TYPE SIGN IN THIEIR HOMETOWN THAT LITERALLY SAYS “UGLYTOWN”

[@yosylar1889]

Lol

[@lunatykica5636]

ok but I would totally live in a town called "filthyqueerville", so this is pretty accurate

[@kaledmasterme]

I think the point is that they don't see being "ugly" as a negative.

[@belal4499]

Came not come

[@morgant.dulaman8733]

Lou sounds like a better protagonist. Imagine being stuck in what is essentially a teacher or drill sergeant's roll, presumably for eternity, training generation after generation of fellow dolls and sending them off to on an adventure-with all the potential joy and risk involved- that you want to go on for yourself. Your job is essentially to make friends with these characters, prepare them for all the eventualities and damage they'll have to take and...just watch them go, sigh, and do it all again with the next batch, rarely if ever knowing how it will turn out for all of them. The movie could have been about him struggling with this maddening cycle, trying to change his fate, with the climax being his either choosing to take the plunge for himself, or sacrifice his own desires so that other dolls will be as well-prepared as possible for whatever their kids will have to throw at them. It could have made a name for itself too, going against the typical Disney-Pixar formula of character getting everything they want when they sacrifice their duty to chase their dreams by showing that sometimes, that's not the most responsible decision you can make.

[@victorlolxd7347]

“I cant get what i want so i just ruin it for everyone else”

[@joaopedrofm1299]

or just go full on gehrman from bloodborn and have the characters trie to lose the final showdown to let lou be chosen by a kid only to realise that lou is also tryng to lose on pourpouse to let them be loved

[@serpentstrike0418]

Too long, SKIPPP

[@morgant.dulaman8733]

@@serpentstrike0418 Two...paragraphs?

[@Bear_Song]

This is underrated! I would've watched that movie over the one we got. Nice Alternate Universe! ❤️👍👍👍✨

[@somestuff8064]

I actually felt bad for Lou to an extent. He’s not able to leave the world the same as the others, yet they treat them like a criminal. He does do some bad things, but if he’s unable to leave EVER, just like the other ugly dolls, and they are supposed to be kind and understanding- they shouldn’t of left him to get abused.

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

I don't know why they made him wanting perfection for the dolls was considered evil. I don't know about you, but when I buy a plushy or stuffed animal I look for the best one. The one with the fewest flaws because those last the longest. That's especially important for toys for children. Kids can be rough with their toys. You want ones with good stitching so they last.

[@KayJblue]

Lou was disrespected lol.

[@jinx122]

Lol

[@ori-hy2jn]

yeah. because he was trapped in the world for so long and felt like he couldn't love anyone since they'd eventually leave him for the real world, he took the alternative to loving himself instead and grew a massive ego out of his insecurities. the one scene where he begs for forgiveness and he gets death threats from the other dolls is just upsetting :(

[@swirlffle8323]

@@ori-hy2jn I haven’t watched this movie at all but it sounds kinda fucked 💀

[@tinybubble330]

I was part of the “fandom” for this movie back in 2018/19 and it was honestly the most fun I’d ever had being in an internet space(aside from some weird experiences). Regardless of the movie itself, the fans were super talented and I remember we also had a giant group chat dedicated to rewriting the movie to be more character-focused and have more depth to the story. Either way, the general consensus in fanart and stories was that Lou deserved better, and that the characters needed more serious moments. Still, I was a kid at the time(now teen) and I think the movie is perfectly fine for what it’s trying to be and who it’s target audience is. I saw it in theaters with my best friend and it was fun, simple and cute. I’m still trying to collect the plushies for the movie.

[@Keznen]

It's not fine because it completely ignored everything that made the original Uglydolls from the 2000s so charming.

[@x-plosive486]

Honestly, the dolls aren’t even ugly, they’re just blande

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

X- Plosive ye ikr, the only ugly thing about this movie is the lack of attention

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I mean they're weird but i'm not even sure if that word has a good ring for them, u don't see towns in kids stuff called Weirdburg or Weirdville, and Sillyville will get someone sued

[@trippettfamily4686]

They look pretty cool *cough cough* cat dog

[@sam4gaming135]

The perfect ones were actually ugly, too unnatural looking

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

@@trippettfamily4686 As long as it's not Scientifically Accurate Cat Dog, i think we're good

[@thereebstir9572]

Why are glasses considered ugly?! I love how I look with glasses, and wouldn't consider them ugly. Another thing, to make these dolls ugly, they should have shown their stitches, places where the fur has worn away, have tears where the stuffing is visible, etc. Like you don't have to make them to gross but like at least make them kinda ugly. Edit: Backstory for the antagonist. He was a prototype that met ox, and they became friends. Then he learns that he and his friend are going to be separated, one to uglyville while to other one to perfection whatever. Antagonist became hateful because he was always compared to people who were always going to be more perfect cause he's a prototype. Boom.

[@MxPigeon]

I think it might have a bit to do with how glasses was considerd ugly back in the 80s. Kinda intressting how it is now that glasses are used in designs.

[@cole5953]

Glasses are typically seen as a fashion statement these days. Wearing glasses can make you look "intelligent or rich". Seems a bit tone deaf to think that's an "ugly" trait.

[@m_artroom]

Ye like how freckles are freaking tattood on ppls face when older gen were being literally bullied for it

[@yomiyuarts]

Fr, I think I look prettier with glasses

[@thereebstir9572]

@@yomiyuarts same!

[@sillygooselol2757]

Honestly this movie isn’t THAT horrible but the “I’m so short and stubby, look how much I weight!” lines and other like it really irks me. Like what? The character isn’t even fat and there audience is 7 year olds.

[@zarthy4169]

TheAmazingEmily 11 It was alright. Not terrible. Not great.

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

@@zarthy4169 agreed (Btw I love your profile picture. Goat mom = best mom.)

[@zarthy4169]

memeurr- dreemurr Cool.

[@basicindiebro]

isnt she singing that she’s proud of it tho?

[@Midnight_May474]

@@zarthy4169 it's a generic bland kids movie that you get at the red box

[@earlglenn]

When I was in elementary school, we were assigned to make our own ugly doll, to learn sewing or something. I actually still have it, and looking at it now, I'm not sure what ugly parts were intentional and what were just bad sewing. It has lopsided ears, a big crooked nose, funky looking eyes, and a very crude mouth with no teeth, which was not intentioned to be ugly, I don't think. All in all, it looks more like a child's bad attempt at sewing than a purposefully ugly doll. I named her Augusta

[@hineraable]

Let's assume the imperfection was part of the goal of the assignment, you were supposed to learn to sew, embrace and learn from the mistakes, not to make a perfect doll, even if the assignment already was to make something ugly. Is brilliant!

[@kingconrad726]

See here’s my thing about glasses. I actually look better with them on.

[@napstablook226]

Same

[@nofuntag9582]

Not by much

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

I look better with them off

[@christosdoesthings]

Same

[@darkly5170]

You also LOOK better with them on lol

[@skelebop78yearsago58]

stereotypical girl bullies: the Leader: leader of the squad, the meanest. the Normal: just a normal bully, sometimes hates the stupid. the Stupid: an idiot, but still mean. Sometimes hates the Normal the Good: not mean, but somehow still in the group.

[@sunflower8227]

the meanest usually screams at how the other 2 are stupid and they agree then the normal one screams at how the stupid is so useless then proceeds to still be togheter

[@axolotl593]

The stupid repeats everything the leader says, and the normal one has a short anger sense

[@shiny2763]

The good then proceeds to say that what they are doing is bad and ends up joining the main cast

[@Picmiz]

Why is this so true o-O

[@lucakoddsy3000]

This is so accurate

[@Kileshahughes]

lou's song about literally bashing others for being ugly literally slaps tho😳

[@polarsprout]

EXACTLY OH MY

[@AmberbubblesX]

Hes kinda cute too

[@Treeeee2008]

The only song in the movie I liked

[@thickwater3602]

@@AmberbubblesX Please go and touch grass

[@AmberbubblesX]

@@thickwater3602 jokes on you- I'm already outside

[@violet_rush]

It’s funny how the characters that we were supposed to not like are the most likable. Like Lou and Kitty are icons.

[@Abigblueworld]

.-_-.

[@screechingweasel34]

Real

[@NiallAndHisPotatoes]

Let's not forget Lydia and Tuesday. The ONLY reason I STILL watch the movie.

[@Lily-1175]

I realize that this show is supposed to teach young kids that you aren’t ugly and perfect the way you are. But when I was a kid all I cared about was the next my little pony episode, no my appearance.

[@thearcanestar]

Same

[@theoriginalman9426]

As a kid all i wanted to do was play with fucking beyblades or something, never cared about what i looked like

[@juliannaapril104]

Then they realize they’re supposed to care about their appearance and it all goes down hill from there

[@aaqka]

all i thought of in pre k was watching another pokemon episode at dismissal

[@Amanecer458]

In that age i wanted a plushie not a doll ugly as me

[@neeperdoodle9749]

Me and my uncle saw the trailer for this in theaters, he said “Oh I think I’d like this movie” (it was a landscape shot) then the characters showed up and he said “Never mind” God I love my uncle

[@mayhair]

Reading these comments makes me want to be a good uncle when I grow up. (I don't want to have kids myself)

[@Jumpscarer.]

Legends

[@angynotangie6335]

@@mayhair Youll be the best uncle

[@Anna-tk7ui]

Lou's design/character is too good to be wasted on this movie.

[@Rosey0928]

He's the only good character

[@hj1729]

ikr omg

[@minibug_gxcha5042]

Agreed.

[@skuntanksnuggler3919]

I haven't seen this movie, but upon first impression be seems like every other bland blonde meanie boi with eyeliner to turn on teen girl's ovaries. 👌

[@redxgamer1]

True the only reason I saw the movie

[@msdrop6735]

Just saw an animation error: at 10:17, there is a brown-haired doll boy near Moxy's left, but at 10:21 he is replaced by a ginger-haired girl doll!

[@thecaptain291]

happy transition for them

[@thecardplayer3610]

To answer your question about Lou being upset about being outside the red circle, it's because it was an indicator that he had "failed" the Gauntlet. If you listen closely at that part, he actually whispers "No" to himself, because it's his inevitable realization that he cannot go to the Big World, nor have a child's love. And he didn't just suddenly turn- he grew bitter over the years. It's implied that he's watched all of his friends betray him, continually leaving him for the Big World. And eventually, he snapped due to loneliness.

[@Sammmliu]

Yeah what the point in making friends when day gonna leave someday

[@raoulyoho3634]

I almost cried at that scene.

[@ls190v2]

We need a film about Lou! Who's with me?

[@chilling_koala]

@@ls190v2 i'm totally I literally just wrote a whole story idea about him

[@xxwinter_skyesxx]

@koala🐨 SHARE. NOW.

[@theslayerofsimps8100]

Kid : I lost my arm in a accident Kids : we're conjoined twins Kid : I'm stuck I a wheelchair Movie makers : T O O T H

[@GenericUrbanism]

Hypocrisy

[@Fisinocean]

Hows your crusade going king? Also please dont kill me i swear it was once-

[@theslayerofsimps8100]

@@Fisinoceanmy crusade is going well and I shall spare you as long as you repent of you're wrongs and join me in my crusade

[@Worldomafe]

T O O T H F A I R Y

[@Name-fk8zk]

They can’t really say that “people” in wheelchairs = ugly though.

[@wereana9100]

The only valid/interesting character was the villain dude Sucks his fall to evil wasn’t shown more

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

The biggest evil is his existence

[@AmberbubblesX]

Dude call me simp but he was kinda cute doe

[@wereana9100]

@@AmberbubblesX he was

[@the.angelic]

@@AmberbubblesX You ain't wrong

[@seal8092]

I was kinda disappointed when they kinda just threw his character out.

[@Virtual_Jester]

On top of the ugly dolls not actually being ugly by the standards of toys, no one acknowledges that the "Perfect Dolls" and the "Ugly Dolls" are different types of dolls! The ugly dolls are obviously stuffed-animal plush toys, while the perfect dolls are more like your little girl's dollhouse toys. And if I could choose between having a doll like one of the uglies or one of the perfects, I would pick the uglies. I like plushes, and as plushes, the uglies have adorable designs.

[@ghostturtle5516]

Yep ugly dolls: The movie that’s 99% song and 1% gibberish cat

[@Bee.sBzzwords]

Pretty much making this a 100% "What is going on?" Quick $ film.

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

It should be: 1% song and 99% gibberish cat

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

Everyone speaking gibberish is way better than the entire original movie

[@ghostturtle5516]

@@hiedemariebalundo5832 agreed

[@perrilewis180]

It should be just 100% gibberish cat and nothing else.

[@CooperDooper38]

Movie: "The main characters are ugly!" The main characters: *are actually cute designs*

[@waterwaifu612]

The mayor is adorable

[@therealnat1]

@@waterwaifu612 I actually had him as a plush before this movie

[@CuteLilEldritch1010]

Like they could’ve at least tried to make them more ugly-cute, but they lean more to the cute in this

[@jurisjancevskis9076]

Cugly? Cute + ugly

[@Power11112]

@@CuteLilEldritch1010 I mean that was the purpose of the actual toy brand

[@FujiAppul]

It legit breaks my heart to see these Ugly Dolls’ characters and personalities get thrown away for some kids’ movie banter that no one gives a shit about. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Ugly Dolls, and my parents gave me a booklet full of Ugly Dolls lore and each Ugly Doll’s personality: - Babo (the blue stout doll) loves to bake, and he especially loves to bake cookies because apparently he’s a low budget/chibi version of Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster. Basically, he’s a little cookie gremlin and I love him. - Wage (the tall bear-like doll with a blue loincloth) is a hard worker, and dreams of having the right job that suits him. He also has a little brother aptly titled ‘Minimum Wage.’ - Ox (the green rabbit-like doll) and Wedgehead (originally deep blue in color) were partners in crime, and their best trick was ‘turning your stuff into their stuff.’ - Tray (the pink doll with three cyan eyes) is very intelligent (the movie gave her glasses to emphasize this, which is kind of offensive coming from a person who wears glasses to see,) but she can get very confused at times. - Ice-Bat turns everything he touches into ice, but he’s super chill to hang around with, and all he wants to do is to warm your heart. - Moxy was originally a short light green rabbit-like doll (similar in appearance to Ox) who was full of energy and moxie (get it?) and had the energy to win a fucking _marathon._ Godspeed, Moxy. There are more, but I’m too tired to list them all.

[@sueemeralda1290]

I headcannon wage as a trans girl lol-

[@TreyTheWilliam]

You had a similar experience to mine. I really, really, really wish they used these ideas instead. They were so fun and interesting, not this bland, hollow, garbage can of a film.

[@madelinedalziel4304]

Yeah, the dolls were so wholesome and cute. Sad to see them be sold out but I guess I hope the original creators got good money for selling the movie rights.

[@fountainnymph]

i had a few ugly dolls and my favorite was Wage on his little tag that describes his personality, it says that he works at a grocery store without actually being hired and none of the staff realize he works there and he doesn’t get paid, he just likes helping people :) and fun lil things like that would’ve made the ugly dolls suit a much different kind of story

[@fountainnymph]

also i dunno if this is a very remembered thing, but there were ugly doll comics and i loved them so dearly, they were like cute lil episodic slice of life stories and that sorta vibe would’ve worked so much better

[@cephynight]

this movie honestly had potential. if they just made the dolls a bit more ugly, and made Lou more manipulative or controlling, the story could show the message better. Maybe Mandy could’ve had something like a big scar, or a discolored spot on her face, which she would cover up with marker or something, and maybe Lou would kick out anyone who didn’t fit his perception of perfect, including humanoid dolls that have literally nothing wrong with them, but maybe he doesn’t like their hairstyle or something. Maybe the ugly dolls could fight against this, and create their own line of purposefully “imperfect” dolls. I don’t know, I just think they had a lot to work with, but didn’t do anything with it.

[@canihearawahoo5568]

i feel like this is just ruined potential. its such a cute style and this could have been an adorable kids movie if they executed their messages properly. and, of course, if the dolls were actually ugly instead of just being odd shapes but yknow.. better story writing is a start

[@prez2462]

Ya in my opinion I kinda like the movie but I respect everybody's opinion

[@Crowspiracy]

well its actually based on a plushie line, so these character designs existed before hand. It's like trolls and bringing back an old product to resell

[@spaceman6753]

wrong how bout you buy the original uglydolls

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Well there's the Garbage Pail Kids and they're way uglier. So I suppose the "ugliness" in the ugly dolls is more abstract and about the abnormalities of their bodies, like missing an eye or having weirdly placed teeth.

[@RGC_animation]

But y'know, if they were actually ugly, moms with their 3 years old wouldn't go WATCH It.

[@Cherrytangela]

This movie is bland, predictable, and Boring, and those are some of the WORST things a movie can be. I could tell the plot of this movie from the movie poster, not the trailer, the POSTER. 3 years from now, a minute number of people will remember this movie.

[@kingofcrap4414]

@@enchantedentity Huh, are you trying to defend this movie??

[@cameronfrye8311]

I mean, posters are meant to tell you about the movie, but idk about this

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

right NOW a minute number of people will remember this movie

[@liviwaslost]

Enchanted Entity how can you expect anyone listen to you when you use the word “than” instead of “then”.Than is used to compare things and then is used to indicate what happens next.

[@asfsd9980]

But the soundtrack was good

[@limbobilbo8743]

Who doesn't want to hear a school girl be harassed by *MR WORLDWIDE*

[@cosmic_toons]

I’m not gonna lie....I wheezed at this.

[@katherine_queen5294]

Why did I hear his voice saying Mr. Worldwide 😂😂

[@arashimakoto3270]

Now that it was pointed out... I am really curious about Lou, OX and Uglyville backstory. I have so many questions. Have Lou forgotten about all good time he went through with OX? What events changed Lou? Have OX said something at the wrong time? How was Uglyville even created? Did OX built Uglyville himself or was Lou or some other Uglydoll involved? If the second, is it destroyed? Have any doll in Perfection told Lou about his real purpose?

[@peprduck2909]

So...basically Mandy is scared of showing anybody that she has glasses..... Where did she get those prescriptions? How was she diagnosed....? Why is there even a shop that sells glasses if they are considered ‘imperfect’?

[@thereebstir9572]

The unanswered questions of the universe

[@golden_h0ursomewhere]

This is what I thought lol

[@kierstenbriellavlog8349]

Neverland thought of that..

[@ikimiyu]

T h o u g h t s

[@Jumpscarer.]

LOL that's confusing

[@bidoofo]

Them: Calls each other ugly and takes it as a compliment Lou: Calls them ugly Them: *Sobbing intensifies* Edit: How do I have so many comments I’ve forgot abt that have thousands of likes?-

[@freyuh6118]

You're means you are

[@ozyisgoated]

@Elizabeth LaPlante logical answer

[@ikimiyu]

e

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@freyuh6118 r/young people youtube

[@JokeHatesItHere]

@@Ihaveagasmask How?

[@L0L_puk3]

One thing I absolutely hate about these kids films is that they're literally all the same. One character has this big idea, has insecurities about it, songs, super bad thing happens, happy ending. We need something NEW Not the same shit over and over and over but in different worlds. It makes the children dumber

[@DevastatedLimes]

And also super cringe action scene

[@user-gl7ry9pm5j]

Can someone please enumerate a good idea to avoid all those if that's what yall say so?

[@realslimcandy5361]

I agree. Im not even suprised anymore a lot of animated films are boring nowadays doesnt even give it enough thought.

[@midnightthedivine6698]

@John mark Ogayon yes, I 100% agree

[@Worldomafe]

@John mark Ogayon that movie was great but what about monster house but coralline was a amazing film but I heard the film flop at the box office and it cost 15 millions dollars and it only made 7 millions dollars on the box office

[@Amsosorryscotty]

If Lou is meant to be a prototype and meant to only guide the other dolls along. But his training it’s not needed. Then why did they make him a prototype at all?

[@scaramouchesbf]

if they did lou's character right this movie would be at least 2.5 times better

[@can0cringe]

Kinda wanna get with a bunch of people, watch the movie, then try and remake it ourselves. I mean, it’d probably maybe only be a bunch of pages of writing on Google docs and some concept art, but I feel like it’d be fun. Lou could have some justice, the ugly dolls would actually be ugly, and there would be a plot.

[@ramune_loves_four]

@@can0cringe yeah I agree I love this movie, it's very cute. But there could have been a little more to the movie

[@evan-yp8kr]

I feel like this movie could be a lot better if things made sense, and if they did Lou's character right.

[@elemakere7572]

@@can0cringe yeah that would nice.

[@strelitziamystery21]

Yeah!

[@amcat8585]

“All the emotional bits in Toy Story hold nothing to this!” T O O T H

[@lucakoddsy3000]

lol underated

[@floweyfangirl69420]

if this film wasn't so generic, I would say the finale is pretty cute

[@ikimiyu]

O

[@collegemaster5683]

Preview song lyrics: "...short and stubby, nubby teeth out on full display." Actual Movie song lyrics: "...short and stubby, and oH mY GOD, lOok HoW mUcH YoU wEiGh!" Why'd they change the lyrics? Not only are the new lyrics offensive, but the original hint to the end with her owner's teeth as well.

[@baydiac]

They probably advertised with the safer lyrics to trick people into watching.

[@ghostlypriince]

I know this comment is three years old XD but in context she’s saying how happy she is to be that size! It’s followed up by how she couldn’t look better. So I don’t think it’s meant to be offensive, in fact it’s putting a positive tone to a very common insecurity!

[@Wizkid_Utopia]

at 16:48 , that's when I realized how terrible this movie was. So [insert villain] was originally friends with one of the mc's friends but now turned on the mc and their entire kind? without any mentioning of a reason? what, was he indoctrinated into the idea of being the pinnacle of flawless doll?

[@Victoria-cm7yh]

Giving all the perfect dolls a different hairstyle and hair color was an odd design choice. If they are supposed to represent some narrow ideal of perfection, why give them a feature that varies so widely?

[@thegenderman8582]

Idk

[@samanthaholmes5922]

They basically all were like barbie dolls, same bodies and look but different hair styles, skin colour etc. It's to make them unique but still "perfect".

[@AmberbubblesX]

Actually- If you look into the background you'll see a ton of duplicates but with one small change like different skin color same hair or girl and guy with same hair. It shows the dolls are just that- dolls. Made to sell to many as same products. Thus why there are so many duplicates

[@penned_dragon]

They all have the same face though, it’s just some have eyelashes

[@americaroleplayer]

Ugly Dolls was an actual toy line. I think that's why the designs aren't very creative. The true 'ugliness' of the dolls was more of when pinned against a stuffed animal, they had this short, kinda rough fur, as opposed to fluffy and soft. The shapes were kinda odd, and unique, but they really weren't that ugly.

[@Ash-ci9mw]

Do you have a link to the real line? I can't find them.

[@americaroleplayer]

@@Ash-ci9mw Unfortunately, no. They've completely changed their design since the release of the movie, so even google doesn't give me the images I'm looking for.

[@rantperson9035]

2:51 Translation: “I am a wanted murderer and the police are currently looking for me but you will never know because you don’t know what the fuck I’m saying.”

[@LittleIcarus]

lmfao

[@austintheclown8220]

LMAO

[@plushy_doctor2299]

Nice

[@imkeybored1238]

Wow, that sounds like what my friend says to me on a daily basis

[@EduardoRato420]

Lmao

[@JayMadd13]

Huh, "flawless built perfection, not for shelf" They actually foreshadowed. Honestly though, with the idea of Lou being a prototype I'm not surprised the man went bat sh*t. Imagine doing the same thing, over and over, doll after doll. Hell if he was forced to teach the 'perfection' lesson over and over it kinda makes sense him coming to believe it. He doesn't give two nuts about compasion cause it looks like he hasn't really been given any by the factory overlords I guess and his motivation actually made sense. Now I'm wondering if the creators really just thought of a cool villain concept and backstory and just wrote the movie around that

[@Kevin11207]

I’m guessing by the Persona music that you bought the Joker amiibo

[@Dreg-Freg]

I'll be surprised if he didn't, it looks amazing

[@Kevin11207]

It really does looks awesome, I haven’t played Persona but I love Joker in smash and I really want to buy that amiibo, but Banjo, he’s just hype, I wanna get that amiibo for sure, and Steve someday, you best believe I’ll be getting my Steve amiibo because Minecraft was part of my childhood

[@infinityproductions4989]

@@Kevin11207 play Persona scrub

[@infinityproductions4989]

@Wylie Farquhar also I don't know what an actual prediction would be, but since we got a Goku, if we get a Vegeta I'd want Majjin, and for the final character maybe Raditz. Then you'd have two DBS characters, two DBZ characters and one who was in both.

[@tricky3472]

And the smash bros music

[@mr.penguin6303]

I had to watch this for school as a going away party. No one liked it even the teachers and most people wanted to see detective pikachu.

[@lewis9s]

No wonder. Detective Pikachu is infinitely better.

[@cursedtails1249]

Detective pikachu is MILES better than Uglydolls

[@susballmapping9521]

Well why didn’t you watch detective pikachu, that movie is actually really good too

[@mr.penguin6303]

@@susballmapping9521 we were forced to watch ugly dolls, or we didn't get to go.

[@dall7020]

In my school we had to do a assignment on it

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

This film: Glasses can be OFFPUTTING!! Any anime fan ever: Nope.avi

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Me, someone who wears glasses: 👁👄👁

[@guy1774]

me who’s wearing broken glasses: 👁👄👁

[@guy1774]

Eyes-Cream noice :P

[@oopadoop9291]

Eyes-Cream who doesn’t

[@mksabourinable]

People literally wear prescription-less glasses as a fashion choice... Like glasses haven't been unappealing in like. MINIMUM 15yrs wtf Also something like 60% of adults require corrective lenses... So it's actually a majority thing??? How is... What.

[@anapaola7241]

imagine lou sudenly being kind to the baby and then revealing his whole past

[@smebro6539]

Snobby character: *exists* Directors: British accent!

[@Sinc3r3ly]

Actually it sounded like only two of the girls had British accents But yea so many think that just because someone is British/has a British accent only has it to seem snobby Ts not like growing up in a place makes you pronounce things differently than in others

[@Sarahbryson321]

@@Sinc3r3ly I’m British and I’m the opposite of snobby

[@StuffeyStuffs]

There is a movie where it takes place in France and people there are talking in British accent Just get voice actors from that country

[@tiamystic]

@@StuffeyStuffs Beauty and the Beast live action remake?

[@StuffeyStuffs]

@@tiamystic not that

[@user-wh8qx1xi3k]

It doesn’t even make sense that the dolls should be compassionate... they don’t even interact with the kids, they just sit there! It IS more important for them to look good because that’s all they do! But they don’t even look ugly ANYWAY I can’t-

[@selenalee6434]

me too buddy. i was confused. what were they thinking? :,)) i lost hope for humanity.

[@kierstenbriellavlog8349]

Yeeeaaahh

[@moonmarionette1982]

yeah when i think of an ugly doll i think of like a doll of like an eldritch creature or something, all those dolls are cute bruh

[@localchibigameuser9732]

this is literally what I was saying!

[@TheUltimateImposter11037]

It's sad because the ugly dolls were actually really cool toys back then, and when I heard there was gonna be a movie about them in 2019, I was so happy that I watched the movie in theaters I left in shame.

[@spaceman6753]

I agree I love this toys I never watched the movie tho

[@Webslingershat]

I watched it in the drive in I liked it back then but now I hate it

[@personmcguy9840]

I read the books I like the books

[@lucakoddsy3000]

same :(

[@spaceman6753]

@@personmcguy9840 the original?

[@moonsgacha]

The way lou is more interesting than the protagonist

[@literallyfrankjaeger]

Fr tho, as a massive fan of the film, lou and Nolan are genuinely more interesting then the protagonists.

[@srtophat9917]

Clichè’s front and back: Musical Star studded cast Be yourself message Optimistic main character who wants to be accepted Comic relief character(s) The mayor with a secret A town that has to be the “be like everyone else” town in order to get the characters to make the message A villain with the same motivations and characteristics as the town A side character who is different but has to hide it because of the villain’s rules. Three other comic relief characters The mayor has a complicated past with the villain The list goes on and on

[@averyfields2871]

We should make a movie without chlisesas

[@CabinetYam]

Ah yes my favorite movie, Byakuya Togami Tries To Kill a Bunch Of Toys.

[@concernedstranger6932]

Oh my god- XD

[@cakeface4265]

LMAO

[@nahh2344]

Lmfao i-

[@staffdespell]

He's just missing his glasses XD

[@samoftheristic]

IM DYING

[@kelpymckelps]

I thought the part of her head was to represent a flower.

[@Victoria-cm7yh]

That's what I thought too.

[@jbproductions9874]

Same

[@thegenderman8582]

Me 2

[@tuesday1672]

Same

[@nugumu3410]

The original ugly dolls were actually pretty cool looking back on it. They almost had an emo/scene aesthetic to them which I really liked. Never had one but I did remember seeing them back in the bookstore when I was younger. Beanie boos were my priority back then though lol

[@cherrypuddles]

Script Writer: We need to make the characters ugly Designer: *Makes characters ugly* Script Writer: WHY AREN'T THESE CHARACTERS MARKETABLE!?

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Most are pens like most just look unfinished come on you don’t accidentally only put 1 eye perfectly in and also the bear thing looks like you forgot to put the fur and ears

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Like ox gust looks like an unfinished pirate just slap a hat with a pirate hook and it’s a pirate

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

You know this movie well be so must better if the uglydolls were very gay coded.

[@brigittepaj7336]

@@Tediez_the_honored_one I love and heavily agree with this reply

[@anathemaroswell3825]

As someone who was and still is obsessed with Ugly Dolls toys, since they were just odd little characters that lived in a silly world. The books and comics that were originally made already had a canon, with a special role for each critter. Why would they mess up the already whimsical and cute universe?

[@nataliefinander9222]

IceBat was criminally under-explored, and OX as the mayor??? Get out of here with that nonsense. Wage has seniority.

[@awesomefox555]

Wait……THERE WERE COMICS?-

[@anathemaroswell3825]

@@awesomefox555 Yes! A couple years ago, a few book were released!

[@privadomj3386]

I've watched this movie before, and I think the "ugly dolls" are the villain's. 1, when Moxy came to the "perfect" world, she realized that its not a good place to be, and that uglyville is way better, but noooooo. 2 the only reason Lou did everything that happened in the movie as because of them, because if they just realized that it wasn't the place for them then he wouldn't get mad and stuff. 3, they just ignored Lou's backstory? think about it, Lou was perfect, all he wanted was to be an official doll, but he couldn't, and then these "ugly dolls" came, even when they were living happily, they went for their selfish needs. they barely even worked to be an official doll, imagine how frustrated and sad Lou would be when he knew that he couldn't achieve his only dream when he is perfect for it, but these dolls that aren't even supposed to be here could do it? Lou has seen many dolls do the only thing he can't, his heart must be broken. Because of that he became evil, and then these ugly dolls made it even worse by rubbing it in. Conclusion: Lou was just frustrated and sad because the ugly dolls did something they weren't supposed to do, and it was a selfish thing as well. And that thing was Lou's dream, which he saw many people achieve except him. That was the best I could explain it lol, basically Lou was just hurt and stuff. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@ALMAX65]

Do have to agree. Lou deserved waaay better.

[@spectralquill1810]

Yup and in the end, what did Lou get: Even worse suffering. Is this what we teach children how to treat problematic people?

[@aleyssavillagran8997]

Ok so this is my first ever comment after years of KZbin. That how passionate I feel about this. Lou could have been redeemed in one of the most amazing ways. You completely right about everything. All he ever wanted was to be own by someone and be a "real" doll. Because of this he tried so hard to be perfect!...and then these dolls come in and are perfect without even trying? Then not only that but they let him be physically abused by the dog and then turn him into a forever injured custodian. You know what would have been a better ending? Lou being able to leave and find someone...but as one of those special collectors dolls. Then he could be loved and admired like he always wanted, while still being clean and "perfect" forever because he would be in his special box. (Like the old guy from toy story 2) I guess they were going for something different by making a kids movie where they showed not everyone could be redeemed....but it was at the expense of an amazing lesson. Not everyone's version of perfect or good is the same thing and that's ok! For the ugly dolls it ment being themselves and for lou it ment being prim and proper and both are ok. Just imagine if instead the movie was about a girl wanting to be a girly girl vs a girl wanting to be a Tom boy...neither are wrong and neither are necessarily right. You can be who you are as long as its not at the expense of others.

[@privadomj3386]

@@aleyssavillagran8997 you’re right, I just think that for a kids movie maybe they should have a happier ending, even if Lou doesn’t get what he wanted. At least something good must happen to him, but I guess that will ruin the lesson of the story. I just wanted to rant about that lol, but what you said is definitely true

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

Uh... What if Lou was actually suffering from... Crippling depression?

[@impulsivelychaotic]

I have a personal vendetta with ugly dolls. During animation school, we had this beginning 3D class. The end goal of this class was to get a model of the green ugly doll and make a short. I am absolutely horrible with 3D animation and hated it since taking that class. Anyways, anytime I see them, I’m reminded of the misery I spent in an animation lab.

[@RGC_animation]

Lou MASTER plan: Knows he's gonna fail and get humiliated, but still does the test, pretending to sabotage It, just to get out and get humiliated.

[@VibingMeike]

SmOrT

[@mrziiz6893]

Plot twist: He has a humiliation kink

[@mintylily8206]

@@mrziiz6893 GASP

[@AGoofyJester]

@@mrziiz6893 PFFT-

[@aacmbirdzilla2343]

A friendly reminder that THIS is the same studio that made "The Book of Life"...

[@LittleIcarus]

Well Sony made both Emoji Movie and Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse so I'm not that surprised.

[@concernedstranger6932]

The book of life was a success this movie is just so confusing

[@billciphergirl6049]

TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!

[@billciphergirl6049]

@HotTrash 😭😭😭😭😭😭 one of my favorite movies.....

[@NAME-yg8sl]

_Oh, how the mighty have fallen_

[@tricky3472]

I remember this film. No, I didn't watch it. I saw the millions of ads. THIS HAD A HAPPY MEAL THEME ABOUT IT. This just shows they put more money in advertising than budget. And some scenes, like the gibberish cat, were just MADE to be out in a trailer for a joke to reign in the kids.

[@theidioticbunny2979]

Ah yes. McDonald’s always trying to make cheep merchandise over bad movies..

[@mksabourinable]

Weird bc I'm on the internet all the time and this is the first I've heard of it.....

[@tricky3472]

Well do you watch TV often? Idk if this happy meal campaign was anywhere outside England?

[@tricky3472]

Also, like my new pfp. Take a guess what game it’s from

[@encryptedproductions6006]

The movie I saw a lot of ads for was My Little Pony: The Movie

[@bananabro1010]

i hate how theres this stigma about "glasses makes people look ugly" or "if you wear glasses you are an ugly nerd" or whatever. I genuinely like how I look better with my glasses _on._

[@Sasuhinagirl1]

Also glasses literally aren't just a random piece of fashion?? We NEED them to see.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Same oh also I can't see THREE FEET IN FRONT OF MY FACE without em

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@Sasuhinagirl1 and that's why it irks me they are like 200 dollars sure you can get cool frames (which still is ridiculous considering cheap sunglasses and these 200 dollar ones use the EXACT SAME TYPE OF PLASTIC that breaks stupid easily), but still

[@TheVengefulSpiritCassidy]

I used to hate my glasses because they're always considered ugly in shows, when I was young I cried so much learning that I needed glasses.

[@coal1818]

If i was younger when this movie came out i wouldve had a huge crush on lou tbh

[@kragger2382]

Bruh sound effect #2

[@K9883-w7j]

Jdnneheuhehdhin oh god this is resurfacing some memories...

[@nuthin2du]

How do i see you in every comment section

[@coal1818]

@@nuthin2du monokuma pfp solidarity

[@moon4236]

He feels like the next Onceler ngl

[@pory913]

I hate that nowadays comedy relief characters are just “funny” because they dance to music Edit: oops I predicted the future

[@kclarke421]

Unfortunately 😭😭😭

[@chunkymonkey7983]

yup...

[@hydrochloricacid7927]

how did you predict the future?

[@Kelsie2]

Sing and sing 2 be like

[@Faux_Fox_]

I found this film awful, mainly because of what they consider “ugly” for example Glasses:UGLY!!! Exactly like everyone else:PERFECT Injuries/scars:UGLY!!!!!

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

This movie feels like it wss made in 2009 tbh lol

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

@@deepfriedspaghetti982 Even in 2009 it was outdated to make fun of glasses.

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

@@vernyulkisasszony4708 ok maybe this movie felt like it was made in 1999 then lol

[@SteelPanda220]

Funny you mention scars because there are actually people who find scars attractive.

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

@@SteelPanda220 scars are hot man

[@madirighthere]

The funniest thing about this movie is that Lou has gained a surprisingly large fanbase. Seriously, there's a sea of anime-esque, pretty good fanart of him online.

[@justice8718]

Lou was clearly the ugliest doll in the movie.

[@IAmEmmet]

It's a shame they didn't touch up more on the villain, hearing that twist really sounds interesting. It does make him sympathetic. But because they just glossed over it by doing everything else with him wrong, it feels like nothing but an excuse.

[@scribbles_spills_the_ink]

Someone briefly mentioned this, but it honestly bothers me that so many stories have the "imperfections are beautiful" storyline, and then NEVER include disabled people??? The closest we get is blind people, but they don't even comit to that, because it's usually just glasses and then that's it! Blindness over! Just get glasses! Honestly, I had this problem with toy story 4 too, where I thought Gabby Gabby's redemption was her finding another kid with a stutter or some other speaking disability, which to me, would have been so much more impactful! I'm disabled, and my favorite toy used to be this furreal dog my parents got me when I was little, and guess what? This toy never even worked, but I still loved her regardless. This might sound morbid, but why couldn't they have ripped a dolls arm, or legs off? Ripping the characters legs off would give a good way to insert more character design as you can think, what would their chair be made of, what would it look like? Maybe one of the dolls could have been inspired by people with down syndrome, even autism, but no? Because, to our world, imperfections are beautiful until they're ugly imperfections. (To my fellow disabled people, please know that you are beautiful, no matter what anyone says! You don't have to prove your worth, if all you can do some days is lie in bed, I completely understand that, and you're welcomed to do so! Don't feel like you have to work a 9-5, don't think you have to get all straight A's, don't think you have to give your all to a world that rarely gives any back. You're beautiful, you're important, and you matter! And remember, from the bottom of my heart, your imperfections are beautiful, they're apart of you after all! 💓)

[@valverios]

I dont think you understand how blindness works

[@scribbles_spills_the_ink]

@@valverios Looking back I don't think I worded this well, but what I meant was usually disabilities are fixed by really loose things. I've seen quite a few bits of media where the fact that a character can't see is a big part of their story, and then somewhere a long the way the character gets glasses and now has 20/20 vision. Glasses can definitely help blind people, but it doesn't get rid of it entirely. The best disabled rep, in my mind at least, is Avatar the Last Airbender. Toph is never magically healed, nor is her disability seen as a bad thing. Her disability is a part of her, a part of her that she's adapted to and made into a strength. I regrettably can't remember his name, but there's another character who's in a wheelchair, and instead of staying on the ground, or being magically healed, he and his father work together to find a way for him to fly with the other air benders. That's real disabled rep, adapting. A lot of disabled people will tell you that even if there was a magical cure-all, they probably wouldn't take it, because their disability as become just as apart of them as having brown eyes is, or having dark skin is. Often media, even media aimed to teach kids to love their imperfections, negate disabled kids. They don't give us kids with stutters, they don't give us kids who are wheelchair users, or kids that are totally blind, kids who are deaf, or chronically ill. I don't know if it's because the writers are afraid of criticism, just genuinely forget that disabled characters are an option, or think that a story centered on disabled characters must be a sad one, but what ends up happening is instead of saying "Imperfections are beautiful." It says, "Imperfections are beautiful to a point."

[@kurm7161]

@@scribbles_spills_the_ink how about Helen Keller? Professor X?

[@scribbles_spills_the_ink]

@@kurm7161 Hellen Keller is great irl rep! And tbh I've never seen any of the X-Men movies, so I can't really speak for him.

[@calebrose740]

periodt

[@generalkt5398]

“Isn’t that right, Gibberish Cat?” *The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a-*

[@supanerd5558]

Multi stage arobic copasity test-

[@adrianespindola6409]

Ok that joke was actually funny thank you for making me laugh

[@RandomPerson-rt3sz]

169, Nice.....

[@raine.mp4]

Gibberish cat: ቲው እንደቀጠለ በሂደት ይበልጥ አስቸጋሪ እየሆነ የሚሄድ ባለብዙ ገፅ ኤሮቢክ አቅም ሙከራ ነው ፡፡ የ 20 ሜትር ፓማራ ሙከራ በ 30 ሰከንዶች ውስጥ ይጀምራል ፡፡ ሲጀመር ይሰለፉ ፡፡ የሩጫው ፍጥነት በዝግታ ይጀምራል ፣ ግን ይህን ምልክት ከሰሙ በኋላ በየደቂቃው ፈጣን ይሆናል። [ድምጽ] ይህንን ድምፅ በሰሙ ቁጥር አንድ ነጠላ ጭን መጠናቀቅ አለበት ፡፡ [ዲንጊንግ] በቀጥተኛ መስመር መሮጥዎን ያስታውሱ ፣ እና በተቻለ መጠን ረዘም ላለ ጊዜ ይሮጡ። ለሁለተኛ ጊዜ ከድምፁ በፊት ጭኑን ማጠናቀቅ ካልቻሉ ሙከራዎ አልቋል ፡፡ ሙከራው የሚጀምረው በሚጀመር ቃል ላይ ነው ፡፡ በምልክትዎ ላይ ፣ ዝግጁ ይሁኑ ፣ ይጀምሩ።

[@theyoutubepoet7428]

@@raine.mp4 Bro, i don't speak enchantment table

[@cooperthecat5263]

Lou: called the ugly dolls ugly The ugly dolls: So you have chosen death

[@cottonycloud]

This movie was just a commercial for the toys. I don’t know what’s worse, emoji movie or this. They’re both ads for things

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

Merci Exists if we get a beanie baby movie, I’m gonna jump off a cliff, but I collect them xD

[@cursedtails1249]

There’s gonna be a funko-pop movie. Brace for impact

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

Cursed tails ye Ik, it’s gonna HURT

[@JackThePerson27]

Raptor xy the YTP god That’ll be the only good one

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

Cursed Jack m8, how do u know the Funko pop movie will be “GOOD”

[@HopePapernacky]

The only parts I liked were Ugly Dog’s design, the villain (I wish we knew more about him), the animation, the way the movie looks, god the designs look great, everything looks great and I’m angry how good everything looks, (except how big the people’s heads are, it gives me deja vu to my horrible old art style) and gibberish cat, of course gibberish cat.

[@localchibigameuser9732]

the ugly dogs looked like the dog scene from toy story 2

[@GreyM900]

We went to see this movie with my family for my grandmas birthday. My aunts a writer and she just sat wondering how the hell the movie even existed. We saw a couple and their child walk out the theater and never return.

[@waterwaifu612]

F

[@Bear_Song]

Lol I haven’t seen the movie, but after seeing this video I can see why

[@hanakoskokeshidoll]

my mom liked it idk why 😀

[@dione6388]

your grandma deserved better 😂

[@raoulyoho3634]

I couldn't even finish the movie. Out of all the great beloved movies of mine in 2022, I put this one. - Instantly Regrets It.

[@Hail_scal3zzz]

I remember usually watching this with my neighbor mainly to make fun of it and screech "THERES A CHILD FOR EVERY DOLL AND A DOLL FOR EVERY CHÆLD"

[@uziboyjacques]

Holy shet i would die if i heard that 💀🙏

[@mayhair]

Just a month ago, one Discord server I was on had a war between the worshippers of Lou (from this movie) and Robin from Teen Titans Go (the latter makes sense since it's a server based on the "Picture my Booty up in 3D" meme). That was just a few days after the admin recommended UglyDolls for people who wanna laugh at a bad movie... Eventually we had a mock court session between the two parties and made a compromise, ending the war.

[@pandemonium2594]

Sounds truly epic

[@ineedaespresso306]

That would be a amazing sever

[@LiamP-597]

I wanna see this.

[@mayhair]

@@LiamP-597 the admin made an ace attorney video based on the debate kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnfOdoFqaqdlZ80 (i am Franziska von Karma i just chose it randomly) Edit: It is not up anymore, unfortunately.

[@susiepilled]

QHAHAHHAHHAAHHWEJ

[@master0fthearts894]

Lou told his friend to go to UglyVille so that he would have a better life. Lou also threatened him with basically death. Frendz.

[@Neonka_the_Lynx]

It is unknown how long it took between the time Ox left for Uglyville and the time when Moxy and her friends met Lou. Perhaps this hints at how much the Lou's pain and tragedy has changed his character.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

@@Neonka_the_Lynx Either way, can we have more of that depth please instead of generic "omg i wanna crush em all for reasons"

[@Neonka_the_Lynx]

@@Anna-tk7ui Ngl, if I were a screenwriter of Uglydolls, I would have done so. But, unfortunately, none of the existing creators at that time were interested in depth, but only in "money, toys, money, brand, money."

[@Raincally]

Can't we just agree that Gibberish Cat is the best character in the movie? 😢

[@polarsprout]

Love them, or hate them, they’re spitting straight facts.

[@elemakere7572]

Yes.

[@PurrpleCatYT]

Yes we can

[@stroke9239]

Would love to like, but its at 69.

[@totallynottodoroki9638]

Yas

[@ChaosGamer123]

17:35 This is literally the end of The Lego Movie 2 when Emmet and all of his friends end up coexisting in a society with the duplo and the girl’s other legos. Original main character coexisting in harmony with the former main antagonist. Identical.

[@ThatPilot]

well it’s a shitty copy of like 5 different movies, why are we surprised?

[@ChaosGamer123]

@@ThatPilot Im not surprised. Im just observing

[@zeroidentificacion]

The only good thing about this movie was Lou. That's it.

[@Zigzigal]

Not the best villain ever, but damn, he got really close. Unlike the other characters...they are just pointless

[@Fisinocean]

@ we gem z like over confident misunderstood boiTM okay? Dont blame us

[@charlynzr7245]

and blake shelton VAing for ox

[@abriishpotato4729]

Y e s

[@kelfo4997]

They could make 2 endings a good one (normally showed) and a bad one (need to buy movie from an app to activate it)

[@Velvet_yGoodness]

Lou had so much potential to have a great backstory and end up with a family of his own that teaches him how to be good but nope let's throw that out the drain because they totally havnt shown scenes of him having a chance with the good side

[@YoshiDeNOFFICAL]

The dolls don’t look ugly-

[@susballmapping9521]

Way just weird or boring

[@flufflewarrior]

Exactly! Kids love colors and the designs (despite being so boring) look more cute then ugly.

[@Maretoast]

your right is too cute

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

YoshiDen GAMES IKR they kinda cute

[@AguaMan275]

Yes they look very adorable

[@punkfluff3395]

This movie in a way reminds me of: "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" in a musical sense with having so many big celebrity names in that movie, voicing a lot of those characters, but not really doing anything big with the idea of having them sing/rapping any songs that are good nor catchy that can get stuck in your head type of songs.

[@emibo8361]

i wish the villain had a redemption arc

[@cakeface4265]

Honestly yes

[@zoriadorito4749]

This would have been a great character for a redemption, and could have been the thing that stops all the cliches. But no, they just...no

[@soyboy6953]

Maybe something happening with the robo baby, something to cause damage to Lou. Moxie (is that her name?) rescues himfrom where’s he trapped or something. As both of them slowly exit the broken dollhouse thingy, it becomes apparent that Lou isn’t perfect anymore. He’s now ‘Ugly’. Idk, just an idea

[@t34tim3]

@@soyboy6953 I love that so much

[@soyboy6953]

@@t34tim3 thank you!

[@toganium4175]

I constantly forget about the film’s existence.

[@thatoneguy9582]

I *completely* forgot about the film’s existence

[@liviwaslost]

Same. It’s so forgettable. People could literally make a video about how the film industry is pumping out more forgettable movies that are only made for the sake of money and not for storytelling. The kind of movies people use to distract their children because they don’t want to deal with them. It promotes no long term thinking.

[@icantsing2492]

I watched this film once and I forgot it existed until I saw this video

[@thegenderman8582]

Same

[@jssolan5207]

*Holds Neuralizer from MIB Hey kid, look here.

[@vizthex]

I love the line "I'm an individual, exactly like the rest of you." way more than I should.

[@tox_the_fox5406]

Ugly dolls is one of the movies of all time, the plot is there, the characters interacted, and the animation was done