Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) KILL COUNT

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[@complexmaja438]

pog

[@soysaucescumbag4310]

Please Do train to busan

[@progamer-ob7cr]

@@willmac5369 before its released if your makin it you can comment 1 day ago

[@Linxcypt]

Love the costume

[@willmac5369]

pro gamer325 i know

[@gustavogarcia2538]

*And no I'm not putting Emmitt Till on my stupid little kill count* +500 Respect

[@Supreme_Jones]

Yes respect

[@cartinights.]

Indeed

[@garconvoute3024]

It seems so obvious but I bet half the content creators here would not have questioned it

[@gustavogarcia2538]

@@garconvoute3024 most likely not they wouldent know how to handle a strong topic so they woulda made a tasteless joke and moved on but i respect him for actually going Into it and not adding him to the count

[@knqigaming3214]

that’s what i’m saying. that made me smile

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

"Respect the sacrifices." They say as they disrespect the sacrifices.

[@mirandastewart3544]

patrick howard I agree, plus it’s pretentious.

[@may_vfx280]

Sacrifice samoule

[@Greenkitten45]

Plus, technically speaking, those people were murdered. Self-sacrifice, which the piece pitched their deaths as implies there was a level of choice, but the only ones who had any choice (as far as fighting the system goes) were the adults and even then I would contend they didn't want to be murdered.

[@thelivingorange499]

The irony.

[@quinnholloway5400]

@kosmosrebell espically Emmitt and MLK who were killed for bullshit reasons Emmitt because a woman made up a story about him looking at her and whistling MLK cause he was peacefully trying to make things better

[@markalexander3659]

There weren't "sacrifices", they didn't die voluntarily. They were victims of disgusting hate crimes.

[@RJIS]

Exactly

[@davidfuller4110]

I think the Tales From the Hood 3 was scarier than this one. I liked the third one.

[@firepuppies4086]

Technically they became martyrs because of their deaths. But the execution here was.. ugh

[@jaimeelymm5706]

exactly

[@SCP_Wandsman13_13]

In a way, they were sacrifices for the betterment of treatment to African Americans. If they hadn't died, then the progress wouldn't have come until way later, or never at all. That's how I justify them saying sacrifices.

[@Jac-Man]

James’ single decision to not put Emmet on the Kill Count showed more respect towards that poor kid than this entire movie did. Then again, it’s not like it’d be difficult to outperform Tales From The Hood 2 in respectfulness. It’s not like the bar is set that high to begin with. But still, good on you, James. You da man.

[@calebdonaldson7044]

*the

[@yoda5436]

@@calebdonaldson7044you da man has been an expression for so long lol he can use da

[@Obsidian_Enigma]

It seems par for the course, James didn’t count the historical kills in the First Tales from the Hood either

[@youngblackmind4281]

I appreciate James for not adding Emmet into the kill count

[@raddpluto]

I like how he has enough respect to not do that

[@natethegreat504]

So respectable

[@thereallancevance2674]

It would be in bad taste

[@TW2Vlog]

Same

[@mrtortoisee]

Mass respect

[@layahlayah5951]

This movie feels like a history project...kinda doesn’t make sense, gets sloppy in the end, but all the points were crossed that were asked for so A+ from a tired teacher that stopped paying attention halfway through anyway.

[@liamjensen7775]

Ouch, you murdered them dude

[@ql5481]

damnnnnnnnnnnn

[@kimanndo_1]

Same here

[@Piromysl359]

When did pushing the agenda became a substitute for good writing?

[@SyDock0X0]

good god 666 likes you are doomed

[@carolinecheney]

Keith David was a witch doctor, a cat that can walk between dimensions, the devil, and now he's an ex overlord residing as a bar tender in a hotel meant to redeem sinners.

[@_Yjkwrld_]

Hazbin Hotel yep

[@adamdimitri2562]

Don't forget the Hellspawn who turns sinners into followers of The Devil

[@thehandsomewolf599]

He was also an alien that joined the humans to fight against a faction of religious Genocidal aliens that betrayed him

[@Synthwra1th]

Also a Giant Newt king and a US president

[@maxtaylor5665]

He may also be a Thing

[@zaccwiggins]

The fact that they reenacted the real life murder of an innocent child in a goofy horror movie to tell some nonsensical message is genuinely disgusting. And how it never clicked with them how messed up it was is even more so.

[@Pooples123]

Yeaaaah, I agree, definitely the best "to the numbers" gag!

[@thebelgianlemon6815]

Just clicked on the video and I see this comment. Now I wanna see what it is.

[@NerosKenbuk]

Bruh how have you posted this comment 9 hours ago when I just saw this video get uploaded 2 minutes ago 🤯

[@raf7711]

Bruh

[@JonasMeichel]

?

[@maxkemp5285]

Patreon

[@cheeseburgerapocalypse7532]

In case nobody noticed, Simms's suit gets progressively redder throughout the movie. Same goes for James.

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

I was trying to work out if their ties changed and stuff!

[@lt187]

I didnt realize that

[@moxygirl5636]

Woah

[@CaptainCJ97]

Cool

[@devin_so_devious]

I didn't notice. Good eye

[@davonherodw2480]

Putting Emmett Till in this dumbass movie was disrespectful as fuck and mad respect for James for not putting him on the kill count

[@acd6609]

I literally have no idea what the fuck the writers of this movie where thinking. Shits a disgrace.

[@bbydoll3253]

@@acd6609 can you explain why you feel that way don’t you understand the message it gave off ?

[@acd6609]

@@bbydoll3253 The story of Emmet Till doesn’t need to be turned into a profitable media work. Movies about real life instances of black traumatic events during segregation, tend to leave out many details, and often include things that never happened to “lighten up the mood” (for starters, there shouldn’t be any trying to “lighten up the mood” for his story because it’s not something to be sugarcoated. Plus we’ve had enough Black movies that are centered around slavery or racism. Black people have been waiting for more movies where that isn’t the focus for the longest time.

[@bbydoll3253]

@@acd6609 I understand but all movies made of slavery are profitable and I find the message they gave out to be important because it’s a problem in the community

[@acd6609]

@@bbydoll3253 Okay but here’s the thing. They had emmet in the movie, made his ghost come back to life (they basically made someone cosplay as his spirit, which, if that doesn’t sound wrong to you idk what does)and made this character portrayal of him do stupid acting n shit. I can promise you that his mother or close relative that is currently living would not approve of it

[@MovieFan1912]

23:11-23:13 The delivery of that line by Keith David really puts a smile on my face. I would like to tell Dumas Beach “Don’t you disrespect him, little man!”

[@JohnfoxyakaJEH]

Yes someone who knows one of Keith David’s other cool roles /voice acting’s in a move

[@debradavies1351]

Husk as a overlord be like

[@malkyyy3418]

This had a lot more weird pregnancy stuff than I expected. Like a lot.

[@alexandraschultz1481]

Lol reminds me of Snoop Dogs anthology movie where some dudes force fed a girl caviar until she exploded.

[@ttalav22]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lissienicole7355]

I haven’t even watched the video yet, but this is scaring me to the point that I don’t know if I wanna watch it or not XD

[@ttalav22]

@@lissienicole7355 watch lol

[@pelicanchampion8629]

You mean your reaction wasn’t... planned? YEAHHHHHHHH (Get it because he said expected like he’s pregnant lmao, okay I’ll head out)

[@spibber983]

Vampire girls: *dont show up on tablet monitor* Also vampire girls: *shows up on tv monitor* Okay I get it

[@jonathanjacob7557]

Vampires can’t be seen in mirrors or have there pictures taken. They can be active on social media but have the power to hide in the camera.

[@auston781]

Duh.. lol jk

[@burntbread12]

Seems legit

[@bleachedraptor131]

It just works

[@wenhong5852]

You gotta get the vampire camera from the App Store smh

[@douglasmarshall6661]

Okay as wierdly mishandled a lot of that last story seems, I'll admit "beaten to death by alternate universe Klan patrol" is a pretty hilarious cause of death

[@MovieFan1912]

That would look pretty funny and bizarre on a tombstone.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Let us take a moment to process that “beaten to death by alternate universe Klan Patrol” is a phrase that exists.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Keith David is a phenomenal actor, not only can he sing (Friends on the other side from Princess and The Frog), he's also hilarious (There's something about Mary), he's in video games (Spawn in MK11), and in Cartoons! (Adventure Time as Flame King)

[@JayT364]

He was Spawn in the animated series long before voicing him again in MK11 but yeah I agree with you. Keith is a true legend.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@JayT364 yeah

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

He’s also Tombstone.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@user-tw3rh9po4t oh crap he is

[@syndrette]

And now he's Husk

[@sauceobtainer2849]

The whole Emmett Till thing was soooo wack and disrespectful. They should be ashamed of themselves.

[@RedrumZombies]

Got me tearing up

[@Newwaytoofeelthepain]

Haunting of Sharon Tate vibes...

[@freashswagg1]

😂😂😂😂 seems like a personal opinion

[@sauceobtainer2849]

@@Newwaytoofeelthepain exactly

[@ColonizerChan]

Like I get where they were coming from, but that story was pretty fucked up to think to bring up that level of sensitive material.

[@simonervin7464]

Jesus christ the “lets get to the kills” segment was ABSOLUTE GOLD

[@youowememe9851]

profile picture bother

[@jaketaller8567]

It leans a lot towards the first movie rather than the second one

[@liammitchell8650]

Yes let’s get the ship!

[@phatshotsgaming7578]

A golden chainsaw ;)

[@kreas6078]

The slowly getting louder yelling was gold and the ending :mathafakas.... Was just PERFECT

[@aceofheartzxaver1366]

It warms my heart how caring James is he broke his own rules BC he feels uncomfortable counting an extreamly horrible racial murder on his kill count He really does want us to be good people Edit:holy shit thx for all these likes I. Amazed and impressed w all of you

[@petepeterson5917]

Seriously, how the hell did nobody look at that story and say "Yeah, let's maybe not."? In fact how did any of these stories make it!?

[@Simplykiebby]

@@petepeterson5917 The best part was Keith Davis.

[@Brantonellis]

He doesn’t want to get monetized

[@aceofheartzxaver1366]

@@Brantonellis um explain what u meant by that

[@Brantonellis]

@@aceofheartzxaver1366 If you don’t understand what I said, not my problem sorry…

[@CosmicToad5000]

The fact this movie is so preachy ends up doing a full circle to the point where it’s so preachy and obvious that if fails to actually highlight the problem in society and instead creates these bizarrely over the top situations with people who are more psychotic than racist.

[@atomicwrongs]

As always, I super appreciate that James doesn't hesitate to call sexual assault by its name, regardless of the victims, perpetrators or circumstances. It's a sadly rare thing in media but it's very respectable to see.

[@BLANKONTOP]

You pointing it out, goes against the whole point.

[@TheRita200]

@@BLANKONTOP it doesn't. it's ok to appreciate respectable actions

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

@@TheRita200 I despise your username but I agree with you

[@Sillylilgrill]

@cro ok?

[@toniotrussardi8126]

@cro u like man kissing

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

_Pimptitude_

[@DeadMeat]

Yo what up Primm!

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

@@DeadMeat Waddup Meat 👏🏿👏🏿 Great vid as usual !! This movie looks terrible tho, I'm never watching this sh*t 😭😭

[@DeadMeat]

Thanks! Fingers crossed the 3rd one will be way, way better.

[@annettewilliams0219]

Primm's Hood Cinema it was trash !! I was so disappointed

[@seniorsteak9870]

its primm he a all star

[@markalexander3659]

Wow, putting Emmett Till in a horror short is such bad taste. Mad respect for not putting him on the Kill Count!

[@vodoumyers]

I agree, I just watched Women Of The Movement on ABC with my mom a couple nights ago & that shit really made me not wanna watch the rest of it cuz what happened to Emmett Till, could happen to any little black boy or black man. Hell, it could happen to me or my little brother. The only way I would consider Emmett Till in a horror movie is if they made him like the Candyman expect hee comes back from the dead to kill the people who lynched him, including the woman who lied on him.

[@markalexander3659]

@@vodoumyers yeah, I agree with you 100%

[@MovieFan1912]

@@vodoumyers Emmett Till as a Candyman-esque figure getting his revenge on those that killed him sounds much better than how this movie told his story.

[@wtfjadenwtf6413]

@@MovieFan1912 is candy man somewhat based off emmet till I always thought

[@burger_man_gus669]

Are we gonna ignore that Keith David is the voice actor of Spawn? Because HOLY SHIT he does a good job as Spawn in both the animated series, games, and even in MK11

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

If I remember correctly, Mr. David himself said that Spawn was one of his favorite roles.

[@Sarx1]

You know a movie sucks when even Keith David's herculean acting shoulders can't carry it.

[@azizahamura2592]

He must have have appeared as a favor or like 90% of the budget went into paying him

[@ItsButterBean1020]

It’s like Jeremy Irons in D and D The man really needed that sweet cash for his film

[@kaiserkiefer1760]

All you have to do to get Keith David to play in your film is let him be the top screen in Halo.

[@kyledgoalby4456]

@@kaiserkiefer1760 oh and Keith david was in saints row and halo as arbiter

[@lewistran1]

@@kyledgoalby4456 I don't get what relevance your comment has to Kaiser. He knows Keith voices The Arbiter

[@iamatn3317]

Not only was the writing in this movie awful the acting was equally terrible. I feel sorry for Keith David because he’s amazing and his agent should be fired lol.

[@shumishu6019]

I can just tell the frustration Keith David showed in the movie wasn’t entirely acting

[@seantds619]

If they make another movie or do that TV series they've been thinking about and they bring back Mr. Simms, I would absolutely LOVE if they brought Keith David back and gave him something good to work with.

[@jessicamace-ball9235]

I felt sorry for Keith David when he stared in (what can be known as the most shitst zombie films ever)rage 51 or 15, he doesn't appear till half way through I hate it when i see great actors in shit movies.

[@EyelessRaven]

Keith was the only reason I watched this.

[@jessicamace-ball9235]

@@EyelessRaven Same.

[@kcajandkyrunwalker-smith5089]

I like how you understood the history of Emmit Till and decided it wasn't appropriate to add to your kill count.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

As someone who is deathly afraid of broken glass, Gore's death was absolutely horrifying to watch.

[@angxllx8586]

Same dude I’ve always hated broken glass

[@itsjustme8947]

You suffer from spasmenagaliaphobia (yes, that's a real phobia).

[@nastusalmander]

It’s disheartening how much of a mess this is, the sacrifice one is very distasteful

[@whimsybomb7929]

I have to agree with you, and I really enjoyed the first Tales from the Hood.

[@cryptidproductions3160]

The vibe I'm getting from this movie is the studio that footed the bill took "preachy sells" away from Jordan's serious work and forced them to make as blatantly preachy as they could, even if it meant being completely distasteful in how far it went. Unfortunately seems to have worked because critics ate that shit up and it has a 75% critic score on RT to this day.

[@nastusalmander]

@@cryptidproductions3160 that’s crazy, this movie is a fraction of the quality the first one had. That’s tragic

[@SiRenfield]

@@nastusalmander At the risk of sound like one of those assholes that tries to accuse everyone of having “identity politics”...it is likely that the critics rated it more for the message that the actual content, probably scared that people would think they were racist if they gave it a bad review

[@BeardFaceSuper]

@@SiRenfield That's how "professional critics" work now.

[@eternalsymatree7921]

That “get to the numbers” bit was extremely cool ngl

[@sharilshahed6106]

especially those dudes in skeleton outfits dancing in the background. Love to know how they did that.

[@blyzer7373]

@@sharilshahed6106 It's just James on a green screen dancing in a skeleton costume and later he just copy and pasted them behind him.

[@caketrevino5231]

Gave me mf chills

[@cartinights.]

Fax

[@activisionstillsucks9665]

As shit as this movie is, I’ve got to say that I like how keith David said this line 23:09

[@calebditch8648]

Agreed 👍 😂❤

[@thislookslikepatrick5070]

I'll never understand how some phrases like boys will be boys got so far away from there original meaning. When it was used to me I had always been wrestling with my older brother. It sucks how phrases get taken to be used as a terrible excuse.

[@Oliviagarry69420]

Example a bunch of boys in my high school did the flip bottle thing from the bottom of the stairs to the top of the stairs. Or from tumblr some frat boys had some wet clothes put them outside to see how long it could freeze

[@ianbyrne465]

Honestly. It sucks that people use it to try and justify something so vile as sexual assault

[@alakerfanatic]

That's what Progressives do. They change definitions to favor themselves all for the sake of progress.

[@tinhead_junk]

@@alakerfanatic what? Progressive where? The use of the phrase “boys will be boys” as a defence for men who SA people was not done by progressives, it was done by misogynists. Where did you even get this idea?

[@alakerfanatic]

@@tinhead_junk Makes sense. But I'm not celebrating SA, neither are people in the comments. It was appropriated by a group of people to make it worse than it actually is. Folks in the comments are talking about how stupid-fun boy ideas are. You went to SA. They're complaining about people thinking "boys will be boys" = SA because it was always "boys will be boys" = stupid fun ideas (without the SA).

[@StickySauce101]

why did they think Sacrifices was a good idea? inserting real-world martyrs into your horror movie is not a good idea.. especially when the message seems to be "well in order for progress to happen innocent people have to keep dying" - which is fked up.

[@StickySauce101]

@@Visitormassacre also of all characters to turn into a horror movie antagonist Emmett Till is among the most disrespectful ones you could pick, the poor kid was killed simply because he told his kidnappers he was as good as any White Man so Hood 2 decides to depict him as a ghost that is willing to kill an unborn baby if the father doesn't die.. then they bring MLK into it, a man who died because he was a strict pacifist.. to suggest Till and MLK would be okay with taking the life of unborn babies is.. well let's just say I was very surprised such a concept was written by African-American directors.

[@dondon5011]

@@StickySauce101 Ye, that whole segment was one big head scratcher, and made zero sense from a morals lecture standpoint. The implications alone are pretty twisted themselves.

[@StickySauce101]

@@dondon5011 tbh the entire film was very messed up for a production made by an African-American crew.. now I know everyone has different views and maybe they thought they were making a statement but this sequel had so many very weird choices.. a Golly doll demon that makes babies with a White girl after violently killing her brother and friend was already pretty tasteless but then they added real-world civil rights leaders and victims of racial violence (as antagonists no less).. it just seemed to cross a certain border it really shouldn't of.. if they wanted a pure exploitation film they could of just done that but even then adding MLK and Emmet Till to a film that also has a killer Golly doll in it just seems like something South Park would do, not a "Hood" film..

[@shabingnormal3983]

Shush we don’t listen to that here

[@dondon5011]

@@StickySauce101 The Golly doll demon could have easily played out like that old horror movie with the puppet master, and puppets that defend him.

[@NostalgiaMan]

Now that is a solid Jacket. I was thinking of a nice David Pumpkins jacket myself but that is a classic Gomez Adams look. BTW the Adams Family actually has some kills in the movies.

[@Dudenut2007]

Why does your channel have a bunch of Nickelodeon stuff

[@Primis1]

Conner Meese nostalgia

[@Nasmafiaa]

Why are you top comment here

[@antenmanakhelo]

Dude just comment and go, not comment two times

[@BobaFett2763]

From a guy with nickelodeon stuff on his channel.. Im sure suprised to see you on every ducking video of James.

[@bobana3105]

16:47 god damn this is why we love you, James.

[@FunkelMcStump]

FR

[@gothghanistan]

W james

[@ZTIERK]

15:35 Keith sounds like he's taking revenge on the Prophet of Truth in Halo 3

[@TheJthedog]

The second I heard “and the real life story of emmett till” not only did I instantly knew this last story was going to be shit but literally had to rewind the video a solid minute because I zoned out trying to process Wtf I just heard. Including actually deaths in this movie was a horrible idea and you earned even more of my respect for not including any of them In the count James.

[@animeotaku307]

Yeah. I know they did something similar in the first movie, but it was quick shots of historical footage and didn't linger long enough on them to go from "uncomfortable, but with a purpose" to "just no."

[@TheJthedog]

@@animeotaku307 but that was done in a way that it gets a pass as it had a message involved in it, the Emmett Till story had a message so mixed it come off worse

[@animeotaku307]

@@TheJthedog My point. They didn't make the historic stuff the focus of the story or imply that the people had to die for the sake of progress. They just said "gang violence is just as bad as this." Which is fair.

[@TheJthedog]

@@animeotaku307 oh, that makes more sense lol. Your comment did make me realize though that the messages are completely different in those cases, one is treated as “they didn’t have to die” while the other was treated as “they had to die,” that point kinda makes the latter point seem.....studio interference-like

[@animeotaku307]

@@TheJthedog It really does. I know that progress is often built on tragedy (more low-key example, the fire safety code was born from the ashes of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire and the workers who died in it), but implying that people should die for it is pretty awful. Like, if Emmett Till did apologize to save his own life, that shouldn't be treated as shameful or like the Civil Rights Movement wouldn't happen without his death (I feel like it was inevitable; his death just ended up being the push that kicked it off). He was a boy who shouldn't have been put in that position to begin with.

[@TheChestnutBowl]

"If I was your master..." STOP I love Keith David's voice.

[@StewyAdamRules]

Everything is better with the Arbiter.

[@amelialonelyfart8848]

Ugh, the worst part is, that's not even really 'weird' or uncommon. I'm in an interacial couple and my partner sometimes wants me to hurt her and call her slurs and do racist stuff towards her, which the very idea of doing something like that to _anyone_ makes me deeply uncomfortable, much less the lady of my dreams. Thankfully, she respects me enough to never persue that.

[@davidhenderson1659]

@@amelialonelyfart8848 No it's still uncommon. It sounds like she's into BDSM and humiliation not really in the actual racial stuff.

[@StewyAdamRules]

@@amelialonelyfart8848 Yeah, that's one of those things where if you're close enough and you both know where the boundaries are, could I guess be okay within specific private circumstances if that's her thing, but if you're not comfortable with it then yeah it's not something you should do, and it's good she doesn't force it on you.

[@KazumiKuwabara]

I literally just curled into a ball going "WHYWHYWHYWHY W H Y Y Y???" This is so bad, and yet SO MANY DUDES STILL THINK THIS IS A KINKY IDEA!

[@jessejibran3508]

It's something minor, but coming back to this, I'm really happy James didnt put Emmett on count. It's something I can see being overlooked by someone who doesnt have the same sort of care for the content. Having boundaries like that speaks a lot about James

[@sandravanhalewijk477]

Wow, you already had my respect, but by not putting Emmitt Till on the kill count, you gained my max respect! Good job James

[@anthonyeffect]

This movie looked like hot garbage but this is officially my favorite “to the numbers” transition now

[@Redhood11667]

watch the next kill count

[@xafronicajones]

“to the numbers” is my least favorite part. i normally skip it

[@jjkilhij9531]

Xafronica Jones-Puijn 😳

[@denellgraves2397]

The first Tales from the Hood is was definitely better than the second one

[@craigwapples4200]

Lol same

[@dfdhf13]

Fun fact, ever since watching Kill Counts I wasn’t that much into horror. Now I’m obsessed

[@DeadMeat]

Awesome to hear!

[@antenmanakhelo]

Yes it is

[@AdamMadryciarz]

Yeah me too

[@wandamaximilf3324]

Me too

[@user-df9ce4nn4m]

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[@devanfortier800]

Keith David could make a B movie an academy award winning film if he put the work in . That man is a national treasure.

[@wild_jasper]

I come back to this video often, and am always disheartened by no one in the comments recognizing Keith David as “the Arbiter” from the Halo series.

[@xavierharris6954]

I didn’t like the Emit Till being included into the movie. I would have rather had the director use a fictional scenario

[@vodoumyers]

What was so bad about Emmett Till being included???

[@moss_yt]

@@vodoumyers That he was a real human victim and they wrote fanfic about him in a goofy gory horror movie featuring Robocop.

[@kohlcooke8789]

@@vodoumyers because they used him as a horror prop in a not very serious movie. seems pretty insensitive and uncomfortable. same with the Birmingham bombing girls and all the other people from the Civil Rights Movement. why does this silly, weird movie need to include very real, very tragic deaths to serve the plot?

[@vodoumyers]

@@kohlcooke8789 You got a point there. But one thing we can be proud of is that he wasn't added to The Kill Count.

[@neardarkroad1347]

@@vodoumyers ehh. its not on the level of "can be proud", I think.

[@scorpiouskrimson]

When I think I can't love James any more than I already do, I find out he's a fan of Gorillaz.

[@ezekielharris5727]

Ikr? One more thing to add onto the list of reasons why we love James. Also, what did you think of Pink Phantom?

[@reddragoon54]

Pink phantom is a really nice song for me UwU

[@scorpiouskrimson]

@@ezekielharris5727 I've not listened to it yet, I've been busy since it came out so I've not had the chance. Seeing Elton John in the Gorillaz style was weird but cool, though.

[@peytonlopez5291]

@@ezekielharris5727 i loved pink phantom

[@ethanbrown2900]

You should replace anymore with any more. Not being able to love him anymore means you've lost interest, unless that's your intent.

[@krankenator8396]

My favorite things about this movie: 1. The fact that the guy's name is Dumass Beach 2. Just...the word pimptitude 3. The gore (obviously) everything else kinda sucked and kinda made it seem like people who died because of awful hate crimes were willingly sacrificing themselves. So, kind of not so great.

[@radrich227]

Nice to see that you followed the ever so subtle color change of Mr. Simm's outfit, from Black to Red as the movie, and your video, progresses. I added this trivia item to IMDb back in February 2020.

[@ronburgundy244]

It's the one clever thing in this entire movie.

[@bartrailblockett7458]

"This ain't no Lets Play, this ain't no mukbang neither!" That was by FAR the most BRILLIANT intro to "The Kills" I've ever seen. Good shit man

[@xxdangerousshotxx]

Ah, the shit.

[@LouisLeGros]

The 3 From Hell one was also great, they are definitely improving over time.

[@bartrailblockett7458]

LouisLeGros very true 👌🏾 I’ve seen every Kill Count multiple times and he’s only getting better 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Chitownhomestead]

Well outro...

[@bartrailblockett7458]

Shay A or intro.. to “The Kills” which is a different segment with its own outro and pie chart 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why ppl gotta come with negativity? He always closes with “be good ppl” 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@rnspurgn3015]

Can we acknowledge that not a single one of these stories actually took place in the hood 🤦‍♂️

[@OriginTruthAndFinality]

That's the sad part

[@BadWolfProduction100]

The one where the medium ended up possessed is kind of a hood story at the start.

[@rnspurgn3015]

@MandaPanda they were in that warehouse for like 2 seconds in the beginning of that story. Doesn’t count

[@mookiedt]

@Negro Rican Truth.

[@michaelmyers457]

Point taken

[@dannybermingham197]

For the Vampire story even to this day I can’t get over the inconsistency of there ability to appear on camera

[@ryanelgieextrastuff]

i absolutely love jame's sponsor theory. "if you sit through me doing a sponsorship, I don't sensor the gore". fantastic philospophy.

[@OddOneOut665]

Believe it or Not, Spike Lee came back as Executive Producer. His 40 Acres and a Mule Production still backed this sequel up...

[@GR-nz3om]

Dafuq

[@robashley8216]

40 acres and a mule seems a bit on the nose doesn't it?

[@gravitysnegative1962]

Me:*watching the first story* Story:*Girl gets impregnated by racist doll* Me:👁👄👁

[@ayjockALT]

Well same tho

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Jesus I should not have taken acid watching that

[@crimsononaut_in_space]

@@ItsButterBean1020 wait wait hold on were actually on acid

[@starsaregrrreat]

James Burgess what 👁👄👁

[@laylapiley7175]

It kinda reminded me of dhmis

[@geckokid8265]

I know it's crappily crowbarred in but Keith David's delivery of the first "the shit" line is really cool in my opinion

[@seantds619]

If they do a story on George Floyd in the future, I'm done.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Don’t give them ideas.

[@MovieFan1912]

@@EddieHawkinsII You took those words right out of my mouth.

[@lb2kxx]

I’m sure they’ll give A message to not get addicted to fentanyl

[@ajkelpo]

@@MovieFan1912 You took the words right out of my mouth

[@MovieFan1912]

@@ajkelpo That’s what I said to EddieHawkinsII.

[@Dejounte_Murray.]

You know he is serious when he calls his Kill Count "stupid"

[@LycanInsanity]

I wanna like but it’s at 69

[@Dejounte_Murray.]

@@LycanInsanity Lol

[@briangordon2955]

@@justsomemonke8432 It's the weed number.

[@andrewdieu1288]

@@briangordon2955 420 is the “weed number”, 69 is a adult pleasure position if you know what I mean

[@briangordon2955]

@@andrewdieu1288 Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could out any fellow TripleJump fans in the comments seeing as it's been a running joke with them to refer to them the wrong way round.

[@JakeDriver]

Regardless of the quality of the movie, James always brings his A game.

[@thegermangal9120]

Have you seen his Kill Count for I'll always know what you did last summer?

[@notok7840]

Yea his A. Janisse game. I seen what you did there

[@JakeDriver]

NotOK it wasn’t a pun. Purely coincidental.

[@Gamerdude-mg9oi]

He always looks sharp and making sense for the movies. Its so cool

[@Scout-164]

So does Bruce Campbell. Still, Campbell is an awesome actor.

[@kaylinvollenweider8041]

Because of the Emmett till part, my MS Studies history teacher (I currently live in MS) said that very recently the woman who accused till literally admitted on her death bed that he was innocent and she made it all up and didn’t regret anything. I hate people. *edit: A memoir she wrote apparently just came out saying she “didn’t want the teen killed” but did nothing and didn’t even say anything whatsoever until her literal deathbed

[@jalen2funny]

21:19 the funniest line

[@juniorayala185]

Me: How bad could the last story be? James: The story of a pregnant interracial couple Me: Ok not to bad James: And the real life story of Emmett till Me: Oh, hell no!

[@gary1315]

Honestly, I not sure how I feel about the whole Emmet Till being in this movie thing. Also, in case you weren’t aware, Emmet never actually whistled at the woman he was accused of whistling at. She felt compelled to “testify” against him because of “social pressures”. A complete travesty, and tragedy that shed light on the brutality facing the black populace of the US in the pre-civil rights era. Alright guys, as James says, be good people.

[@thebowler5506]

It just feels kind of disrespectful to the guy honestly

[@wubnub]

my 5th grade teacher's dad knew Emmet Till

[@gary1315]

Gamer's Gazette Exactly. Like it’s taking his memory in vain. There were much more tactful ways of handling that whole segment.

[@quinnholloway5400]

He wasn't even a sacrifice like this segment claims He was just a young man who got beaten by some assholes all because of one woman who felt 'that she had to testify' or whatever He isnt some martyr, he was just a kid who got horribly beaten He should never have died, but he didn't ask for this fate, he was no sacrifice, was just a kid who was killed by scumbags who were clinging to a ideal that needed to die out

[@SLOESIPPA]

The 1st movie was gold. This is Embarrassing and pretty fucked off using Emmett Till as a character.

[@averycoolman646]

I love how James is serious a lot to defend those who are oppressed

[@freakyeb16]

23:22 possibly the greatest kill count numbers I’ve ever seen in my life

[@solidzaku2]

One of the worst movies offset by the inarguably best 'get to the numbers' ever.

[@Larissawesome]

He had to compensate for it somehow.

[@willstephens2059]

Tieoni Smalls just you then that movie is ass

[@HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit]

Worst movies? You haven't seen his reaction to "I still know what you did last summer", did you?

[@hyperfixationcentral6200]

@BRAVOZULU DWEST boathouse here's what you're looking for 🧚‍♀️✨attention✨🧚‍♀️

[@shawnstevanovski4755]

"this ain't no let's play, this ain't no mukbang either this is kill count." lol that was funny as hell

[@slashingtyler475]

I just realized the Sims in this movie was Sergeant Foley in Modern Warfare so.... "Ramirez, protect the Burger Town."

[@trung8552]

When the get to the numbers skit is better then the actual movie you covered.

[@normoo2005]

Does James have like an entire storage unit of Horror props

[@andrufuentes5819]

Then he walks in and hes like "guys...wheres the chucky doll...."

[@midnightmythos]

The tale with all the people who died for the civil rights movement was morally reprehensible, I can't believe how it was framed and how real life deaths were used as a plot tool.

[@MovieFan1912]

I am as appalled as you are that all of these people who gave their lives to improve those of others through the Civil Rights Movement were worked into a movie where a woman makes love to a giant doll and vampires that hunt Internet predators. I think Cundieff and Scott meant well, but should have done better with this movie. Especially the last story, which doesn’t make any sense. One man supporting a politician who wants to repress voting rights means that history as we know it would be changed for the worse? Did I miss something?

[@kevindolan9]

While this sequel isn’t nearly as fun or poignant as the original I still thoroughly enjoy the ending with Keith David Williams going Full Ham as everything is set on fire. Dude made a great Satan which makes sense given he was spawn.

[@hwheelez24]

Lets not forget the recent murder of Qwuan Charles, which was a haunting echo of Emmett Till, and Qwans body was found in a sugar cane field with and had wounds that would indicate a lynching took place.

[@justinnunez3492]

Shoutout to chelsea for being the dancing skeleton lol

[@dragonofg.d.streetprison1265]

This movie is like if one of those Boondocks movie parodies was made real.

[@thomaslamson299]

BET is at it again. Those fiends.

[@Zekana0]

though the parodies would still be more respectful then that last story was.

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Looks like something out of Season 4 alright

[@laszlobencebari8677]

It took me a second watching to realize that the outfit of Keith David and James changes throughout the video. (Black tie and vest to red ones)

[@davini1361]

kill 1 time 6:48 kill 2 time 7:00 kill 3 time 7:44 kill 4 time 9:17 kill 5 time 11:38 kill 6 time 11:54 kill 7 time 12:13 kill 8-9 time 14:46 kill 10 time 20:45 kill 11-12 time 22:31 kill 13 time 23:06

[@rubyrose9258]

23:37 James omg BEST "Lets get to the numbers" EVER

[@iowsiam492]

For me it comes in a close second behind 3 From Hell

[@vectors__hot2937]

HOW ARE 10 HOURS EARLY???

[@tronmaster5704]

@@vectors__hot2937 Probably a supporter on Patreon.

[@sebchambers6055]

Querain for me it’s good but nowhere near as good as the 3 from Hell one in my opinion

[@iowsiam492]

@@sebchambers6055 yeah i know...thats what i said

[@loki7737]

Can we appreciate that James actually changes his outfit to fit the outfit in the Film? He even does it in the right steps where only the tie is red at first

[@viyhexe131]

I can't get over how Robo Patriot looks like a life sized action figure

[@seratope]

*"The Medium" begins with a man named Cliff Bettis getting beatis.* This line is so perfect. It's so perfect, in fact, that you have to put on captions just to see it.

[@saugesmith2760]

This movie is pretty disappointing, like what even the fuck was the first short story, the second one was also weird (and why did they show up on the phone and monitor but not the tablet), the third wasn't too bad I guess but an innocent-ish dude (well he was a fake medium but yeah) kind of just lost his body, and the fourth was just weird too, like having real people who died in such a way in such a goofy movie just feels wrong, all of it seemed just super heavy handed and kind of off putting, the first it just superior in every way. But I guess that's just my opinion.

[@voldo492002]

100% agree

[@RocRolWriter]

I didn't understand any of the four stories, but that last one in particular is especially twisted. How did Emmett "decide to live"? Apologize when he hadn't done anything wrong? Somehow magically got up after his fatal beating, patched himself up and went home? Just plain stepped out of reality?

[@thaholybibizzlev1356]

@@RocRolWriter I think by decided to live they meant apologise for the thing he didnt do, idk kinda thought that was clear.

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

It's what happens when they're desperate to push bullshit politics and forget it's supposed to be a movie. These ppl are obsessed with race.

[@Quandry1]

@@RocRolWriter The whole movie had problems like that in it. Inconsistancies in the vampires. The silly stuff with the doll. The stuff with the Medium. Pretty much all of the set piece story that the 4 stories were told inside of. it was all heavy handed BS politics and nonsensical plotholes.

[@derekmensch3601]

Keith Davids voice and acting make literally everything significantly better

[@elleletric]

Everything!!

[@micheldejong1813]

Yeah, but he's got friends on the other side.

[@MimicRD]

He plays one of my favorite video game characters, the Arbiter

[@derekmensch3601]

@@MimicRD oh trust me. I know. Thel vadam himself

[@Arcangel2992]

RAMIREZ, TAKE THIS THROWING KNIFE AND TAKE DOWN THAT AC130!

[@mathewdewsbury9456]

23:22 This is by far on of my favourite 'Let's get to the numbers' sequence. Starting where James asks how many kills were there, but when after he says 'Well I'll tell ya.' He goes all creepy and scary like Mr. Simms in the original film. Awesome work, James. :)

[@JoshNieporte]

"The doo doo. The poopity pop." Oh Satan, just... no.

[@piersonkainz8286]

The start of the third story doesn’t make sense because they were vampires so how did they send videos to them

[@kageyamasshoes877]

fr

[@UnknownFeng]

Yes!! Cuban bee!!

[@makintosh2458]

Also how did they show up on the monitor in the end?

[@CurtyTails]

Wow they really didnt give a shit about good storytelling or continuity...just lecturing the audience

[@thewanderingronin1924]

Yeah this movie just made fun of the great first movie

[@Gunman610]

"Keith David will remember that". Was that a Telltale Games reference? I love these deep cuts.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Yeah it’s gotta be

[@julietbengulo3086]

Timestamp

[@childecn.9636]

@@julietbengulo3086 15:21

[@julietbengulo3086]

@@childecn.9636 tnx

[@donaldstout7853]

Fallout or telltale

[@halloweenmaskdude]

19:11 I can’t believe they showed a picture of that kids actual dead body in this movie..

[@JF_productions5]

That cutaway to the numbers will have a special place in my heart James you are an absolute legend

[@Hannah-ks5fn]

But... how did those girls appear on a monitor if a camera can't see them?

[@CyberSubZero0]

uhhh.. yes

[@magenta7390]

My guess is that they enchanted it, which they couldn’t do with the guys’ camera because, well, they were knocked out by drugs.

[@LudlowSRK]

Plot device.

[@JonSnow-yf1gl]

Because writing is hard and the people who made this movie aren't good at.it

[@punklover99]

I asked the same question

[@empressink_]

The reenactment of Emmitt Till's story was disrespectful. These people should be ashamed of themselves.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@mr.ashtastic8063 respect the doors opened that were closed more like and don't pin it on kids needless deaths

[@nataliealphonse4634]

FR I want surprised by the last short but I was disappointed. Way to glorify horrible death and murder as long as a change occurs guys

[@adamseward3567]

The first time I heard the Emmitt Till story was from Dave Chapelle, a comedian, and he was more respectful than this.

[@Sillimant_]

there are so many jokes that could be made with that username and profile picture combo

[@mufasa5288]

Ahs:🏃🏻‍♂️

[@t.k.antics464]

THIS AIN’T NO MUKBANG NEITHER! Best line ever!!

[@pinstripe4254]

Goddamn the fact that they tried to force Till’s tragedy into this iffy film

[@TheVipershark]

I lost my shit when James was trying to explain the vampires not showing up on camera and said "It doesn't matter" lmao and then the next scene the vampires are on a monitor!!! Using a camera!!😂

[@TheJthedog]

And for some reason they are still in their underwear on camera, which makes me wonder if those guys were knocked out long enough to be put in the cage did the ladies just never think to go out their clothes back on in that time?

[@luiscortazar6291]

Ok I don't get why the white College girl even had that racist doll as a kid. She would have been born in the late 90s or something. Maybe she got it from her grand parents or something. I can understand a kid not getting that the doll was racist, but non of the parents or her friend said anything or explained why the doll is bad?

[@blackyoung2134]

Her family was probably low key racist.

[@arcillabration7354]

@@blackyoung2134 *high key

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Flea market? Kids don't know something is racist, and parents who don't have the spine to explain that it isn't something they need. You'd be surprised at what people try to sell at a flea market in Missouri.

[@cjwrench07]

That’s what growing up inside a social&cultural bubble is like. People can’t see any perspective that’s not from inside the bubble. Imagine growing up being told the US civil war was really ONLY about State’s rights from your trusted family, friends, religious officials. Or, your school totally ignoring the fact 🇬🇧 was debating outlawing slavery, and how they were going to punish colonial leaders who were ignoring the Crown & Native treaties. Right, as the 13 colony’s slave-owning leadership decided they needed independence from the taxes that 🇬🇧 wasn’t actually collecting from them. People normally have that kind of knee-jerk reaction of resisting those ideas and facts from outside their known and comfortable bubbles.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@cjwrench07 I think that detail of how people have been mis-educated by close family members and schools could been written well into the story. It could of had her think she's right while belittling the man in charge of the museum.

[@thenexus8384]

The story of Emmett Till is both sad and disgusting due to that being perfectly fine during the time it happened as laws were completely different and that nothing would happen to the bastards that did it because of it

[@MehmetAliBARISKAN]

Thank you for not including Emmett Till to count as it would be an insult to his memory. And the ones like him. You really deserve respect.

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

Keith David was also Dr. Facilier in "Princess & the Frog." He sang "Friends on the Other Side" Side Note: I know James already knows this😁 just a fun fact.

[@raziele92]

He's also the Arbiter in the Halo series, and Spawn in the HBO animated series.

[@recreationcomics7226]

I love the princess and the frog ngl and I didn’t even know that the guys name was Dr Faciler I just called him the shadow man

[@JDX_05]

He was also FUCKING SPAWN Ps. I love spawn

[@jaxnstone1738]

i actually didn’t know that lol, i always knew him as spawn

[@yaboifabio2979]

H311STORM I could be tripping but does he voice Spawn in Mortal kombat 11as well? I knew I heard his voice somewhere and honestly that’s the only thing I can think he would have been in, if true that’s sick as all hell

[@ByronHendersonOfficial]

This movie was a let down, but at least I got to see Keith David. So it wasn't too bad.

[@giguschadus8006]

Fax

[@gracegoff5209]

Yeah.

[@zikry4787]

If you use your imagination you can image spawn in his place instead of simms

[@adrielcruz2736]

Zikry Shaharudin lol

[@cincochishom22]

RAMIREZ PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN

[@blaumoth7360]

Personal headcanon for the actor change is that spawn took over hell, heard about the story thing and was like 'fuck yeah that sounds like a good time'