Tales From the Hood 3 (2020) KILL COUNT

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[@xyerzz]

hi

[@zepperdepep]

*eats popcorn* no joke im eating popcorn

[@nxtrodragon3170]

U are so underrated

[@Thechild-kd7in]

Here before 500 replies on this comment :)

[@titanstudios2683]

Hey James a janisse can you do Terminator kill count please

[@MegaDeath458]

"Evil has a way of looking really nice and shiny on the outside" That's, like, a real nice and eerie piece of reality.

[@jamesorsby7553]

Yes it is.

[@BootsThe_Cat]

It's like forest gumps famous line life is like a box of chocolates because you never know what your gonna get. Someone or something can look real nice on the outside but can be nasty on the inside like if you get a chocolate with coconut in it.

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

@@BootsThe_Cat but those chocolates are good tho...

[@christianjudeberbano2750]

@@BootsThe_Cat he said ''life WAS a box of chocolate''

[@PanzerShrek94]

@@BootsThe_Cat Hey hey hey!Coconut chocolate is awesome.but even better is white chocolate.nothing is better than white chocolate...nothing.

[@williamhare3528]

“You burned up a kid with cancer. That’s, like, a ticket to super hell!” I feel like there’s a Supernatural reference in there somewhere....

[@pigeoncat3786]

👀

[@mackback319]

Super Hell, probably.

[@o.Struggler]

He's said he's never watched it so sadly no.

[@dante.2639]

probably since supernatural has a gif for everything so-

[@pigeoncat3786]

@@dante.2639 just imagine james using 2012 tumblr supernatural gifs

[@BroomPusher2024]

Tales from the Hood 1: I have achieved comedy Tales from the Hood 2: I have overdone comedy Tales from the Hood 3: I have REJECTED comedy

[@rvbydolls]

😂😂

[@MtnDew4828]

lol

[@generaljade6398]

Still cant belieave there was a scene were a racist fucked a blow up doll for like 15 minutes

[@louie9355]

@Wack_ Dice Guys im not too sure, but is that perhaps a jojo reference?

[@derekknott3596]

The bouncing basketball reminds me of a Tales from the Crypt episode.

[@davidmartin5483]

So if I recall correctly Tales from the Hood 3: Serious Tales from the Hood 2: Goofy Tales from the Hood: A perfect balance

[@kombomaster9141]

Yes

[@danicawolfe5755]

Tales from the Hood 3 was like a BIG STEP UP FROM part 2..

[@noahm5709]

@@danicawolfe5755 yeah but it dont mean its good

[@danicawolfe5755]

@@noahm5709 I didn't say it was. I just said it was better than 2.. Stand down..

[@noahm5709]

@@danicawolfe5755 ik

[@WarmCupOfBatteryAcid]

“Wrong but similar sounding words” Kinda like how ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing.... except at a funeral.

[@thedingboat5827]

Reminds me of the time I said “I apologize” at my friends funeral.

[@chumbucket3475]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[@gustavowadaslopes2479]

@@chumbucket3475 A mistake.

[@thedingboat5827]

@@chumbucket3475 I did an oopsey.

[@serenity8839]

@@thedingboat5827 o_o i mean...

[@ChokoboLP]

Tony Todd doesn’t look like he aged in the last 20 years

[@commandercat10]

Yeah he looks good. I like his beard

[@ghostdragon5735]

Black don’t crack lol

[@zydecomoon2742]

The Candyman doesn’t age

[@sarahhenry1845]

@@zydecomoon2742 yeah, like what did you expect from a ghostly legend.

[@damienlu7318]

That's a Damn lie and you know it.

[@Brainhorn]

So he's actively being chased by ghosts, but his priority is still to chop up the little girl. I admire his tenacity if nothing else.

[@yungdre4500]

I have the humor of a piece of beef jerky so I'm not sure if you're just joking or not, but I think he kidnapped the girl by saying that they're being chased by ghosts. I guess it was enough for her to believe him since he's trying to listen to the girl and let her ramble as he takes her to second location. It would make sense since they really only seem to appear right when a story is ending. It would also explain their awful name "The Bad Things", literally sounds like an adult made it up to scare a kid.

[@rockycuro7737]

"say what you want about pedophiles but at least they slow down in school zones"

[@yolandamendez4411]

@@rockycuro7737 DUDE I-

[@fluffybum204]

@@rockycuro7737 god fucking damn it XD

[@bellaknightR597]

@@rockycuro7737 I laughed way too hard at that

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

17:15 "It killed him. With One Punch-Man." James making an anime reference is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@nekomikacross8284]

Why are you in every video? Just why

[@crookzilla3880]

@NekoMika Cross, The real question is, why not?

[@Someguyy867]

@@nekomikacross8284 He’s everywhere man lol. I see him in almost every fucking thing and honestly it’s great lol.

[@michaelbucher9001]

He made one before

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Pog

[@nevadaadie8881]

“Manscaped has always looked after the little guy”... I don’t know how to feel about this, James.

[@watersealed]

lol

[@C_Quinn]

I was just about to come comment something about that lmao

[@VisionTruthFN]

Try 1 at rationg someone on KZbin.

[@Trinitytrbl]

@Kenneth Cox PLEASE I hope you’re joking 😭

[@rainboss6296]

@@Trinitytrbl I hope this is some kind of mega ironic sarcastic joke.

[@CSW_YT]

"We're not available right now because YOU BURNED US ALIVE!" Me: Dang, that's fire...

[@TheOnlyBlaze87]

If I heard this my phone would be off all night

[@Brass_Buckle]

Literally 💀

[@bsmom100]

Travis scott: Damn thats lit 🔥

[@adu9422]

Good pun

[@stewarteasy72]

That's what David gets.

[@stephiiiless]

I'm extremely jealous that you got to meet and sit with Tony Todd.

[@Partypooperfanmade]

im jealous tony todd got to sit with james a janesse

[@stephiiiless]

@@Partypooperfanmade I mean that's true too 🤣

[@dexterdahmer]

@@Partypooperfanmade of course you’re a Karen 😆

[@MovieFan1912]

I am also extremely envious that you came face to face with the Candyman himself and survived.

[@Zario2Funny]

RIP tony Todd 🙏🏾

[@AmirysMewen]

Having the seemingly new character Brooklyn turn out to be Mr Simms all along was actually a good twist

[@kkelseym]

The second story sounds like someone trying to recreate the feel of a Black Mirror episode but missing the mark by 20 miles.

[@Ravenite456]

Funny you mention Black Mirror because White Bear is kind of the same concept done much better.

[@eseetv9341]

Ive only seen two episodes of black mirror but I liked the second segment here

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

@@Ravenite456 Yeah that's kind of what I thought about White Bear

[@richarddennis2772]

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[@natsuki7325]

@John Monday what if I don’t believe in god

[@PhDFl0pp]

James maintaining the hygiene of his props will never not be wholesome.

[@squidmarine0076]

Dont say the word wholesome its not wholesome enough

[@Phantom-zt9ve]

So...... James keeping the blood on his stuff in the background is wholesome? How much blood you think he losing?

[@maloney8784]

Ye that's nice

[@bondfall0072]

9:27 Hey James, there's actually a word for that trait you were talking about. It's called a Malapropism, named after Mrs. Malaprop from The Rivals, A 1775 play by Richard Brinsley Sheridan. She's a comic relief character who comes from an aristocratic background. She tries to sound fancy and smart with big words, but constantly fails to understand what she's actually saying. It's very funny.

[@Fatal_K]

Check out my KZbin channel where I made a new song

[@CheziahKatt]

​​@@UncommonDabfish mal = bad, and apropos = pertaining to. So it's just literally "bad reference".

[@nateds7326]

We've had clarence williams, keith david, and Tony todd as the lead black dudes with the awesome voices. We just need Samuel Jackson next.

[@henryfredrick5640]

Angelina Jolie like she was in Maleficent... with a heart shaped fro.

[@PizzaTheHutt69]

"SURPRISE MUTHA F*CKA!!"😂😂👍

[@MovieFan1912]

If they make a fourth film, that sounds like a good casting decision, as long as he plays Mr. Simms and not a child predator like Tony Todd in this movie, I think Todd would have been great as Simms.

[@firetarrasque4667]

Samuel L. Jackson does *not* fuck around. He was part of the Black Power Movement, he got himself expelled from college for locking board members inside a building until they changed the curriculum, he had the fucking FBI show up at his house. I have no idea what a TftH with Jackson would be like, but it would be something to fucking behold.

[@carsonmcdade5154]

@@firetarrasque4667 I would kill to Hear Jackson say the "Welcome to hell" line.

[@horrormania2806]

Someone: "This was filmed in Toronto!" Jericho: "It's Winnipeg you idiot!"

[@abelrojas3994]

👏

[@loopedraccoon]

👏

[@Rosmebeltodriguez]

👏

[@Ffffffwey]

👏

[@rowanw1312]

👏

[@michaelcarlton1484]

Hurt by a bird for all eternity. They turned him into Prometheus.

[@WildMen4444]

This guy has it worse than Prometheus. At least Prometheus was later released by Herakles

[@iamhungey12345]

He kind of gotten Gold Experience Requiem'd.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@iamhungey12345 Yare yare daze

[@bree2303]

true tho-

[@emerald_wrath1873]

I thought you all were talking about the Arrow villain 😭

[@Asras_Belladonna]

“You burned up a kid with cancer. That’s, like, a ticket to super hell!” "Wait, would that make me double dead? And where exactly do I go? To double Hell?"

[@jackswan3420]

Did somebody say Hazbin Hotel?

[@CrystalDoggoIsMissing]

HAZBIN HOTELL

[@richardcombs2774]

Huzzah? A fellow man of culture

[@skelecular4986]

*Slow Claps in only cultural reference that I understand*

[@pizzalisp5427]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

"An improvement over Tales from the Hood 2." In all fairness, a six-month-old ham and mayonnaise sandwich that was used as a bailing sponge for a tuna boat sinking in a trash vortex is an improvement over Tales 2.

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

That’s some real poetry! 😃

[@Unimportant_egg]

r/rareinsults

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

r/brandnewsentence

[@naranciagaming]

r/ihavereddit

[@Adrienne.Michelle91]

That some analogy

[@OptimaAlbozz]

"his son who apparently made 3 shots in nba jam" the nostalgia. Thank you james.

[@jeremyblackwater439]

He’s on fire! 🔥 🏀

[@claysoggyfries]

I needed that too 😌 🏀 🔥

[@Gentleman_Nebula]

I'm not happy at how long it took me to get that bit

[@malamutextv]

that shit was funny

[@CittizinKane]

From downtown

[@kevinaguirreherrera4469]

Fun Fact: Tony Todd also voiced Darkseid in the DC Animated Movie Universe. Reign of the Supermen and Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

[@TylerPCoyne]

James doesn’t call him Tony “F Yes” Todd for nothing!

[@kvngcjgaming5559]

I thought this was common knowledge? He has been widely known as probably the best darkseid portrayal of all time

[@commandercat10]

Man I didn’t know that. That is pretty neat

[@wisconsinking323]

Tony Todd did voice acting?

[@TomHardy2549.]

Also he voiced Zoom on the Flash

[@ByronHendersonOfficial]

I literally just found out this even existed last night while looking for something to watch. I was shocked. 😂💀

[@stanclark8824]

I am glad to see it on here. I had no idea it did until i heard about it from james hahaha honestly looks very nicely done. The last story was enjoyable and the second one was sad. The twist at the end was unexpected and the fact that tony was not telling the story threw me off a bit hahaha still better than the second movie.

[@DariusKetchum2010]

Somehow, I expected Brooklyn to be a demon child, given that she was the one telling the stories.

[@birdyflamephoenix8187]

I didn’t expected at all. The story was dark and serious, I thought they both are already dead/devil and they are punishing “The Bad One” . I genuinely thought “The Bad One” are going to hell.

[@sirgumshoe9019]

@@birdyflamephoenix8187 i know this was late but i thought that the man was the devil and was personally escorting the girl to haven.

[@NahNuh21]

Yep

[@derrickhaggard]

Same here.

[@daniellevaughn4598]

Same! Especially when he talked about evil can wrap itself up in nice things, or something along those lines.

[@mrbreakdown1910]

“Super hell” also known as, hell two: electric boogaloo

[@rochellemiller2140]

Thank you for this!🤣🤣🤣

[@angelmunoz34]

Ik this reference someone refresh my memory!

[@mrbreakdown1910]

@@angelmunoz34 florkofcows? That’s what I was basing the reference off of

[@rochellemiller2140]

@@angelmunoz34 the movie Breakin 2: electric boogaloo

[@grandtheftak3666]

Hell The Sequel , only real homies know this album

[@MegaTyler93]

Dead Meat is the perfect channel for people who are too scared to watch horror movies but want to still experience horror films. And all in a timely manner as well. I'm glad I found this channel a week ago.

[@richarddennis2772]

The Stock/Dividend trading market is constantly evolving with new features, market fluctuations, trading opportunities. You can make great profits fast but trading without experience and the right strategy for the particular market you can lose them even faster. Another thing is your risk management plan. Even if your winning system and trading psychology is good, lack of risk management skills will make you give back all your profits at some point. That's why it's always advisable to work with a professional and registered trader, I work with Mr. Richard who has taught me how to capitalize on the stock market trends and his trading signals and strategies have actually proven to bring out best results with his knowledge and experience from stock trading. So far I have made reasonable profits learning how to trade better through him. I honestly recommend him. Don't forget that as some are losing in the financial market, others are capitalizing and winning. feel free to send a dm via Instagram @richard_brucefx

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

I agree.

[@Youspoonybard1]

All hail Tony Todd. He also has AMAZING taste in music. He shares a lot on his Twitter, and also is just a real down to earth person, who will take the time to both like, and reply to tweets!

[@adamjenks9613]

I met Tony Todd at a convention about three years ago, he is very down to earth and personable.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I can vouch for this. I once said that the "Night of the Living Dead: Darkest Dawn" was one of the worst remakes I'd ever seen, and Tony responded with "Yeah I agree, but it was fun to reprise the role of Ben again." I felt SO awful, but he understood. Very sweet man.

[@Trayxxxx]

@@mrmusickhimself From the looks of it, he was happy that you were being honest. So don't feel too bad.

[@Youspoonybard1]

Yeah, I’ve never had the chance to meet him in person, but he talks to everyone on Twitter. Hell, he followed me after we had a nice little conversation! Moments like that are hard to come by, but never forgotten.

[@adamjenks9613]

@Youspoonybard1 that’s awesome! Truly a great moment and story!

[@sircatsmeow2886]

RIP Tony Todd, a legend of horror and an all around good man.

[@GabePauleyV.P]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they pulled a leprechaun on this series. Tales from the hood 4: IN SPACE!!! Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone. Dead meat forever!

[@memeghost6850]

with Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones as the narrator

[@claytonmartin3305]

Let's make that happen

[@generalhargrievous9928]

Tales from the Hood 5: in tha hood

[@TylerPCoyne]

Tales from the hood 6: Back 2 da hood!

[@iamhungey12345]

I'd watch it.

[@SovereignSmurf]

I was waiting for the little girl to tell him he's gonna get "THE SHIT!"

[@thebrideofghostface]

same

[@kingcamelot1395]

"The shit! The doo doo! The Poopity Pop!"

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

But would he be knee deep in the shit

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I love the Angel design in the last story. It’s much more imaginative than just white wings and a halo.

[@danwin9986]

It’s going to be a very, very sad day when Tony retires.

[@sarahhenry1845]

No, it's going to be a very, very sad day when death says his time is up.

[@kombomaster9141]

@@sarahhenry1845 dam

[@athenarobertson2642]

@@sarahhenry1845 bold of you to assume he’s ever going to die.

[@sarahhenry1845]

@@athenarobertson2642 you're right. This man's immortal or even death himself 😈😈😈😈😈

[@nicholasmallard2926]

Just say his name five times and he will appear right behind you!

[@lukeyjukey]

I love how James ends his videos with be good people. Because as we are watching kill counts and horror movies, he reminds us to stay good people unlike the villains we are watching. It’s nice

[@thebrood138]

Thought this was better than 2. Expecting the twist probably hurt it a bit.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear aron

[@thegodandsaviorbidoof2415]

@@AxxLAfriku damn good for you but no one cares

[@vilgot9570]

@@AxxLAfriku ah yes a message entirely related to the subject of the original post

[@Lepend0K4287]

@@thegodandsaviorbidoof2415 I care

[@ME.S.E]

@@AxxLAfriku Wtf? Why did you ...

[@24zawisza]

Half of this kill count: damn it looks like a decent movie Second half of the kill count: sh*t go back, go back!

[@gustavowadaslopes2479]

I kinda forgive the last story being gross since they are doing that mostly to follow accuracy of what happens when someone dies.

[@moxygirlhey]

Tony Todd is a real gem to the film industry and seems like a great person over all. So great to see you have the opportunity to sit and talk with him. Interviewing him would be awesome I'm sure

[@kylecardella1276]

4:20 that Jordan Peele joke was flawless

[@itssean7649]

I can’t count how much times James has talked about manscape. He should make a video called the manscape count where we tally the sponsors from all you favorite horror movies

[@MLittleBrony]

"With one punch! Man!" "Way to drop the ball, movie!" he can't keep getting away with this

[@judge_dreddpool7593]

Rewatching this Kill Count is gonna be a lot harder now given the passing of Tony Todd. Rest in Peace, Tony, you magnificent actor. 😭

[@smilingkevin]

"The makers of Tales From the Hood 3 would like to emphatically and absolutely assure everyone they have never heard of any movie involving skeletons or keys."

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

You say that like The Skeleton Key was an original story. A decent chunk of the negative reviews on rotten tomatoes complaint that its a derivative movie with no original ideas.

[@smilingkevin]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 Well, yeah, no doubt. Just being funny.

[@lilzowsk8960]

not enough people are recognizing james’ adorable cat

[@thedragonmaster1436]

Lucy is a cute little fluffball

[@lilzowsk8960]

@@thedragonmaster1436 it’s so cute how james talks all soft to lucy, too. it’s a juxtaposition of his typical energetic youtuber tone

[@thedragonmaster1436]

@@lilzowsk8960 he loves his kitty cat and wants people to know it. But, i wanna know how he got Lucy

[@KemjoDrawz]

I wanna floof that cat

[@thethirdphase7726]

@@KemjoDrawz Same here my mom has kitten that follows me and her around, isn't that cute and wholesome?

[@fivejedis]

I like what they did with Tales From the Hood 3 but I wish they didn't waste Tony Todd. Todd should've absolutely followed in Clarence Williams and Keith David's footsteps. I like what they did I just don't think they should've cast Todd as a Child Predator. Could've saved Todd for the TV series or a Tales 4. Ah well.

[@davidfuller4110]

Yes this one was better than 2, and was a bit scarier especially the end of the movie. I like the stories in this one. They really brought back that vibe from the first Tales from the Hood.

[@AzureRoxe]

Having him play a child predator was the point. "evil has a way of looking real nice and shiny on the outside" We're SUPPOSED to think "oh, it's Tony Todd playing the character, so he should be nice" and then be shocked to see what the character actually is.

[@Fatal_K]

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[@MovieFan1912]

I agree with you on the decision to cast Tony Todd as Mr. Simms instead of a child predator.

[@Hotstylez90]

It would’ve been too obvious

[@DianaDxD]

Damn it why do I keep falling for Tony Todd's beautiful voice it's so soothing yet he's playing an evil ghost and child killer 😭😭😭😭

[@SolaceMcfly]

He needs to narrate my life or audio books

[@jamesvanitas]

@@SolaceMcfly He’s the voice of Venom

[@xmas2024L]

He’s the voice of Candyman

[@topkat2134]

“Manscaped has always looked out for the little guy”

[@tidepodeater9368]

Is that a personal attack or something?

[@Eggdipie]

Maybe they have a son :0

[@KvngLeroy1]

James is part of the 5 inch crew☺

[@boochester4385]

@@KvngLeroy1 same

[@blessthelordtachanka504]

@@KvngLeroy1 a one inch wonder

[@bennettr9218]

17:15 "It killed him! With one punch... man." Possible One Punch Man reference ahah

[@JesusInStripeZ]

Definitely a OPM reference, haha

[@iamilibitirenbetter3266]

Yup

[@travisdutoit3848]

Yeah I was wondering if someone actually caught the reference

[@henryfredrick5640]

Tyson would tear him apart!!! If Bruce Lee was still alive, that inch punch ...

[@talentlesscultmember7575]

"Cold eeriness" Yepp that basically sums up the whole city.

[@richarddennis2772]

The Stock/Dividend trading market is constantly evolving with new features, market fluctuations, trading opportunities. You can make great profits fast but trading without experience and the right strategy for the particular market you can lose them even faster. Another thing is your risk management plan. Even if your winning system and trading psychology is good, lack of risk management skills will make you give back all your profits at some point. That's why it's always advisable to work with a professional and registered trader, I work with Mr. Richard who has taught me how to capitalize on the stock market trends and his trading signals and strategies have actually proven to bring out best results with his knowledge and experience from stock trading. So far I have made reasonable profits learning how to trade better through him. I honestly recommend him. Don't forget that as some are losing in the financial market, others are capitalizing and winning. feel free to send a dm via Instagram @richard_brucefx

[@endslayer5133]

@@richarddennis2772 da fak

[@ingamingpc1634]

Doesn't that just describe New Mexico when it's freezing

[@MovieFan1912]

@@richarddennis2772 What does any of this have to do with cities?

[@Ac.Kelpie]

If percys soul was trapped in his body does that mean he’ll be forever alive, but unable to do anything

[@MrGamelover23]

He simply stopped thinking (Kars JoJo reference)

[@delantebradyjr.8834]

@@MrGamelover23 and who was that one dude Diego betrayed in Part 7?

[@MrGamelover23]

@@delantebradyjr.8834 I don't remember.

[@Ac.Kelpie]

@Raye J27 not necessarily, he’d be trapped in a state of mind, he’d be living in his memory’s and imagination, it wouldn’t be too bad unless you had an unhappy life or something and can’t get rid of the bad thoughts, it really just depends on his personality

[@tyroneaugustine229]

Heard about this old myth called The Wandering Jew??? Wow I love the sequence the time elapse, shirty cuzz was stuck in time at the subway. Watching life pass him by. The rapture ft. Young Tisha Campbell as the angel, One of the Crows from The Wiz You Can't Win scene with MJ, that crow knew Kung Fu too saw how he did shirty Percy? The Voodoo lady smile alone scare me!!!(look like one of my drawings)The old lady head look like she fell on something😂😂😂😂 Damn the twist was the little girl. I thought she was go get molested thank God not so...for a spoiler I'd still watch it. Damn homie didn't have to throw my woman Lynn Withfield off the rail... 😡😡😡

[@doozydoge1053]

313 is the telephone area code for Detroit, for those who missed the reference. 248 representin'!

[@segafanatic0674]

cant have shit in detroit.

[@mullaoslo]

Fuck free world 3 1 3

[@rhinodonkey7339]

Every body up in 313 put your mother fuckin hands and follow me 🙌🙌

[@mullaoslo]

Look look, now while he stands tough, notice that this man did not have his hands up!

[@da_bachelor]

everybody in the 313 put yo mothafuckin hands up and follow me

[@victorthomas7556]

He used a Cheetah Girl reference since Lynn Whitefield is in that 🤣

[@SageTheIntelligent]

Oh my God. True. She was the mother of Galleria (Raven Symone).

[@henryfredrick5640]

The birdman look like the bird from The Wiz . punching like Bruce Lee lmao

[@mathewdewsbury9456]

4:20 'STOP BOUNCING THAT DAMN BALL!' That was a bad move for this guy to say. And he got a huge dose of karma.

[@MovieFan1912]

Yes, he certainly got what he deserved!

[@danicawolfe5755]

Exactly what he got.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

​@@MovieFan1912 A Fitting Punishment, you might say

[@4amlibra]

19:39 “Get him, Dr. Birdman! FUCK HIS FACE UUUPP!!!!” I love this bit so much.

[@PlanetNateGaming]

"Make like a Jordan Peele movie and" Get out (I love these references James makes)

[@doozydoge1053]

You had Thai iced tea with Tony Todd!?!? I just shared a crap joint with a homeless man. So, yeah. I'm slightly envious.

[@axelnilsson5124]

He said that last year

[@lettuceman9439]

I know its a joke by Tony is the voice of many iteration of Darkseid.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

You shared a joint with a homeless dude. You're good people. ❤

[@TylerPCoyne]

Can’t wait to see him as candyman again!

[@doozydoge1053]

@@thejudgmentalcat Well, he was good people. We (people) don't seem to take care of people anymore. Thank you for the reply :)

[@kwocci3049]

I just love how James gets to the *TITLE CAAARD!!!!*

[@MeAndMyAngelWings]

It’s always a treat to see Lucy! 🐈‍⬛🐈

[@havok1086]

“With One Punch, Man!” I don’t know why but that made me think of the anime

[@JesusInStripeZ]

Because it's an obvious reference?

[@stormysky8031]

I laughed so hard

[@mazelado]

that's the joke

[@adaj472]

LOL I was like, "Wait... he did that on purpose, right?". Glad to see I wasn't alone in that.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Just a hero for fun.

[@willowwolf8361]

am i the only one who wanted tony todd to be the one that tells the stories and the devil in this one?

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

You mean Mr. Simms?

[@willowwolf8361]

@@rodian_skypyratz6181 Yea.

[@willowwolf8361]

@@rodian_skypyratz6181 sad that mr.simms doesnt exist in this movie's timeline.

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@willowwolf8361 maybe it could have Ben mr Simms testing if the girl should go to heaven or hell because maybe the girl could have been a really bad kid but was still a kid and the god and the devil kinda did a purgatory for her to prove if she should go to haven or hell and she proved she was evil and she goes to hell and maybe they could have god show up for a cameo and show his disprovel of her and she gets sent off to hell

[@thedragonmaster1436]

ME!

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Super Hell: The federal “pound me in the ass” prison of the circles of hell.

[@pheonixmartin7421]

Okay but all of James's sweaters look so comfy

[@alexh1p623]

The end literally screams that Brooklyn was the devil narrator for this movie, not candy man

[@georgewashingmachine1916]

He literally called Brooklyn a pint sized narrator

[@scorchingblaze5754]

The fear on James face while he was going to shave the Gremlin was fantastic

[@wyattjohnson3714]

I swear I’d never skip an ad if James was the voice of it

[@jayster3.0]

Tony Todd’s acting in the movie was so good, that I didn’t expect his character to be the villain in disguise. Not even when rewatching this kill count!! That’s how much his acting sold me. Great switcharoo there Tale from The Hood 3!!!

[@mrsmiley5988]

Hi James you’ll probably never see this but I just wanted you to know how much your videos mean to me and how they’re bringing me through quarantine so thank you for continuing to make content through this hard time keeping doing what your doing and thank you so much

[@davidbow-tie]

Well said Mr. Smiley! Uh, you've got a little blood on you though...

[@billroyalcantara3806]

7:20 “sorry Lucy, I have to work right now.” How adorable kitty

[@percy445]

“super hell” NOT NOW NOT AFTER THE MONTH WEVE HAD

[@kimd7835]

I was gonna say 'found the Supernatural fan' but looks like there's a few in the comments.

[@percy445]

@@kimd7835 i’ve never seen supernatural i just am On The Internet

[@percy445]

@@axtrvhalo38 i’m talking about SPN

[@IDK-oh3kb]

I'm so glad this was such an improvement from tales 2

[@smidge742]

“Killed that guy with One Punch,Man” I knew there was a reason we all loved James.

[@ArmaniGaming7]

I met Lynn Whitfield years ago. She’s a pretty nice lady 💯

[@dust3057]

cool

[@tyroneaugustine229]

An older version of Aaliyah...

[@homehere9817]

She still gorgeous too! I loved her most in Eves Bayou tho! One of my fave movies of all time!

[@airclean6585]

You know you’re in for a treat when James posts a kill count on a day different then Friday

[@silvergir89]

Normally he does in May (His birthday month), October (obiously), or when a non-Halloween holiday comes up (Like Ma for Mother's Day, or Pilgrim for Thanksgiving)

[@ombreblue153]

It’s insane I watched this video thinking about how is Tony Todd is doing just two days ago . Because he died two days ago 😢💔 rip king you will NOT be forgotten, love you and your work forever

[@lenen9456]

When I saw this I was worried due to it coming out in 2020. But it didn’t come out how I expected.

[@state_farm1263]

Same 🤚😭

[@therealplaguerat]

"Killed him with one punch,man" You really had to do it

[@NostalgiaMan]

Yes Cuban B - Wait I mean Candy man

[@kingdomofguccimane3453]

I thought he said he only post on Friday

[@TylerPCoyne]

They don’t call him Tony “F Yes” Todd for nothing!

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@kingdomofguccimane3453 he never said that

[@skfotedar]

Either a extra kill count or he’s doing the holiday kill counts,when he does it every Two days

[@shiftin1191]

You are a plague of KZbin

[@Hajtoofunny]

That 3rd story with the body swapping is literally on a movie i watched called The skeleton's door or the skeletons key i cant remember

[@MovieFan1912]

It’s called “The Skeleton Key.”

[@airysama8812]

I want a horror movie called the skeleton's door now.

[@louis8487]

Yeah that one was a straight up rip off of The Skeleton Key.

[@jamesvanitas]

THE WITCH’S HOUSE?

[@Hajtoofunny]

@@jamesvanitas no skeleton key

[@benburrry]

22:11 William Afton gets surrounded by the souls of the kids that he has killed before entering the Springtrap suit.

[@pabbott8129]

i just realised something, at some point in the past year I changed from watching this for the kills to watching it for the excellent commentary :) well played James

[@blazer_nation7718]

James: you could even get manscaped for your favorite person Me: you mean you?

[@pokochoco5931]

@Joseph Engle no you're mom

[@rickylee86]

"Chilly down with the fire gang" That's an awesome Labyrinth reference!

[@MovieFan1912]

So that’s what he was referencing.

[@tokkibeseu]

"I like Bird Guy.. probably listens to MSI".. ouch, James.

[@kingdinal4778]

Nooooooooooooooo

[@carterbobarter6240]

Can someone tell me who msi is I would love to understand the joke

[@imanobody5898]

@@carterbobarter6240 yeah plz

[@eee3852]

?

[@haveagoodday7021]

@@carterbobarter6240 Mindless Self Indulgence

[@EddieHawkinsII]

So, can we say that William took Brooklyn with him so she could... “be his victim?”

[@oscardepaz1196]

But instead, he became her victim.

[@Gentleman_Nebula]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I get it...... haha haha haha haha bahaha

[@williamjackson475]

Man, James is a bigger horror icon than we ever could have imagined. Good job everyone for getting him to this level

[@Uniqueyewnork]

My favorite quote is "evil tends to look nice and shiny on the outside." i love that quote because it's completely true.

[@euphatsy7498]

Tony Todd playing someone named William again? His character in Final Destination is named William Bludsworth.. And they're both very smart about death, and creepy!

[@robertwye9463]

Wasn't Candymans true name William as well

[@NicholasJFury]

You can tell James was freaking out internally meeting Tony Todd

[@KidFresh71]

Who would like to see a “Tales From the Hood” TV series? Represent!

[@EddieHawkinsII]

As long as it stays far, far above the quality of the second film I’m all for it.

[@WeaponXSigma]

I have mixed feelings on that one

[@denisetidwell3425]

I'm on board.

[@marcustrice3246]

I'm game!

[@riose8065]

i wouldn’t mind

[@SpencerStudios]

I actually learned recently where the trait of "Charactwr says a wrong word that sounds similar to the word they mentioned do say" comes from. It's an old Shakespearean character trait that comes from the character Dogbery in "Much Ado About Nothing".

[@DourFlower]

18:39 "Souls look warm" the delivery here killed me James

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

“Executive Producer Spike Lee” Me: *sees The Bunker* Yeah, that explains it.

[@beno1129]

That was my thought too. I'm a black guy and I've always felt that Spike, while having filmmaking talent, has never really understood the concept of nuance.

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

@@beno1129 Plus I feel like he prevents racism against blacks by promoting it against whites. I’m all for fighting racism, but not at the cost of discriminating another race.

[@beno1129]

@@MasterBuilderDragon I agree. I'm critical of individuals and groups that, in the name of trying to address societal issues, go too far in the other direction.

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

@@beno1129 Absolutely. Unfortunately hypocrisy runs rampant in our modern society.

[@redardedperson9771]

@@MasterBuilderDragon I'm white and I have heard a lot of racist people who call whites racist and horrible when I was a kid i heard someone says out loud ew no i would never date a white guy Edit:auto correct messed it up a bit Twice

[@sheaedwards]

That whole final section is totally a reference to Jacob's Ladder

[@pyroguy1104]

Exactly what I was thinking, I’m surprised James didn’t catch that. The editing was spot on, as were the quick cuts/shaky demon effects, and the doctors leaning over him as he lays there unable to move. It’s undoubtably Jacob’s Ladder reference. Even the end where it’s revealed he’s been seeing angels and demons the whole time. But it switches it up at the end. Instead of going to heaven, he has to go to hell. I love it. James Needs to watch Jacob’s Ladder apparently. Jacobs Ladder is one of my favorite horror films ever made. It’s one of the few horror movies that have ever legitimately scared the shit out of me as an adult. I first watched it when I was 20 and I was in my apartment alone at night, after smoking way too much weed. The early subway scene told me what I was in for and I was definitely on edge, but by the time you get to the party scene when he starts hallucinating I was absolutely fucking terrified, but also glued to the screen. It’s a harrowing ride from start to finish, absolutely beautifully paced, and full of brilliant writing, acting, directing, and effects. It’s extremely (and I do mean EXTREMELY) hard for movies to scare and disturb me nowadays. I’ve watched some insanely fucked up shit from Salo, to Nekromantic, and even shit like the Guinea pig movies and August Underground. I’ve seen some really extreme fucked up shit. But still, none of that got to me as much as Jacob’s Ladder did. I was checking the lock, keeping a light on, and overall creeped the fuck out the night I watched it. That’s a true psychological horror film. Also it helped inspire the tone and character/creature design Silent Hill.

[@sheaedwards]

@@pyroguy1104 Oh yeah Jacob's Ladder is my favorite movie of all time, Silent Hill is one of my favorite game series', that's one of the truest trips into a nightmare ever put to film. I've always hoped he does a kill count for it but I guess it would be kinda hard to considering.. y'know. Oh well, can still hold out hope he checks out one of the biggest influences ever on modern psychological horror

[@pyroguy1104]

@@sheaedwards Amen brother. It’s truly an insanely influential film that often gets overlooked.

[@celestialspartan1176]

Tony Todd, the Candyman himself, the voice of Megatronus Prime (The Fallen) from Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, and now the voice of Venom from the game, Spider-Man 2. 🙌🏻🙌🏻 A living legend!

[@Smokingwrecker]

Aw man I wanted Tony Todd to be the devil in this one. Thanos: Reality is often disappointing.

[@jcalhorrorstuff]

Like him being death??

[@darkknight5541]

Considering his companion is a kid who looks no older than 10, I'm glad he wasn't. No matter how you look at that, that cannot end well.

[@Smokingwrecker]

@@darkknight5541 yeah I know. Plot wise.

[@psychotropicstate]

@@darkknight5541 I thought maybe he was delivering her to heaven, like a mistake sent her to Hell

[@darkknight5541]

@@psychotropicstate Yeah, like the devil would be allowed anywhere near Heaven.

[@JerryFML]

I don’t know if James meant to make a One Punch Man reference at 17:15 but I’ll take it 😂

[@ShyGuy-or5ox]

“Hilariously derailing one liner” -guess who said it

[@Tetrimis]

“They reappear with their son who apparently made 3 shots in NBA Jam” I literally play NBA Jam too much, and that was too good of a reference to hear.

[@ovumel]

"That's 20% oOoOoF!" i love how his O's are all janky and woobly, he has such a good voice... 2:48

[@bgill3693]

Fun fact: Tony Todd is the voice of the admiral in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Something I did not know until I looked it up.

[@bgill3693]

@Adam I never really got a good look at his face

[@maddoxio]

The ending was literally just FNAF 3's ending I gotta watch this--

[@malisle13descendantslover46]

I thought the same thing

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

Mhm! Like with the springlocks and the missing children? So many accidental parallels!

[@JadeEyes1]

I said that, too! 😆😆

[@KemjoDrawz]

Are we also gonna talk about how both the movie and game are both the same sequel

[@thestarkfam8909]

Exactly I was thinking the same thing William Killed by the kids ghosts And they suffer for a while