The 18 Corruptions of Eric Peyton - Internet Absurdity

[@oofley8346]

That he uses his hatred of cold weather to justify his urges is funny, baffling, and frightening in equal measure. This man is just so blunt.

[@Blackheartzero]

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being -a man- cold.

[@jourteen7795]

@@Blackheartzero caaaaaught here in a cooold plaaace, won't lose my will to 𝒉𝒖𝒈 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒏

[@JC-cm6hz]

Detroit: Become User

[@jye116]

Man, how does this comment have no replies? 😂💯

[@Fabrizio_Ruffo]

Its hilarious how that shit game has remained a meme for so long

[@AzurePsycho25]

Michigan: Become Peyton.

[@yahooyowza]

It's funny how straight to the point this is. Didn't expect this journey to start off with feet and hair fetishism right off the bat without any buildup.

[@1C3CR34M]

He was just making sure we knew

[@ponpon_27p]

You ain’t from Michigan if you ain’t never done this before

[@Dirtnasty420]

Michifuck*

[@Arpeji0]

ong

[@NOISEEROOM]

I’m from Michigan 💀

[@johnnysbricks483]

I’m luckily not from Michigan.

[@lpoki8897]

I hate that I can say that incest song is kinda stuck in my brain now. And my worst fear is accidentally mumbling it within earshot of someone and having to explain where it's from.

[@wilfordgray1163]

The burden of not being a normie.

[@SecuR0M]

Moments in Tism history

[@anotherbig976]

I feel it would be worse is if they started singing along with it

[@lpoki8897]

@@anotherbig976 😆

[@clunt_fecus]

The schizophrenia debuff really cancels out the rhythm racial bonus.

[@Stevie-J]

I'm going to print every frame of this video to properly honor the physical media community

[@sfjuhispst8144]

And don't you forget to seal them individually in plastic pockets to preserve them!

[@elementallobsterx]

"as a sex offender i'm surprised" HUH CLAW?

[@thecatboy7494]

The terrors of not keeping up with the lore.

[@elementallobsterx]

@@thecatboy7494 no I’m up with it, the “former sex offender” guy right? I don’t know what i was thinking😂

[@AmazingRebel23]

In Florida any of us could be considered a sex offender for taking a piss in the forest or behind a dumpster

[@d4t8o16]

It's a reference to when he looked at "Modern Day Leper," who is a previously convicted SO, and was set free, for some reason

[@elementallobsterx]

@@d4t8o16 ik

[@DeadwingDork]

Music, in order: Marble Gallery - Castlevania SotN Store theme? idk - Sims Bustin' Out, GBA What You Think About? - St. Germain A Rainbow in Curved Air - Terry Riley Battle 2 - FF9 Wicked Plan - Persona 5 Track 1 - Sounds for the Supermarket Tite Mines - Astro Bot Lurking in the Darkness - FF7R Dael - Autechre

[@Romanticoutlaw]

you left out Eric Payton Incest song original

[@sniffxy]

yo can u check out mr magistral malik???? Lotsa content u can make from there

[@teh_supar_hackr]

Sims Bustin' Out GBA gang, RISE UP

[@blackbrainz]

IIIIINCEST, IIIIINCEST IIIIINCEST A GOOD THIN TO DOOOOOoooo

[@ksaspectre]

I really wish you had these on all your videos

[@DivanCello]

In a now-deleted video, he claims to have actually shoplifted at some local grocery store of his. However, no records have been found

[@Shiroyasha418]

Oh god the incest song is stuck in my head again. I hope I don't start singing it in public without realizing it.

[@dislikebutton6269]

Broken clocks are right twice a day. Michigan does REALLY suck. Mostly because of guys like this.

[@Drako9823]

I wonder if its a canadian aura from up north or maybe the weather? I want to move to Michigan so bad because the wilder areas are gorgeous, but how bad is the state and its politics?

[@Chad48309]

​@@Drako9823Michigan is a big place. Attitudes and culture vary wildly in the major cities of the lower mitten, to say nothing of the U.P. (which is effectively a different planet).

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

@@Chad48309 Yuupers are certainly a different breed.

[@Chad48309]

​@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak I wonder what H.P. Lovecraft would have thought of Yoopers.

[@NOISEEROOM]

Bruh Michigan is literally the best I don’t understand yall I feel like you’re just trying to keep everyone out💀 idk we got amazing food and the people are nice to me so idk🤷

[@Brhdjvkcdbv]

Imagine getting robbed by this guy

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

dont be mykhila howard!

[@jermjohn7036]

That would be the worst Friday ever

[@sebastian.kurdel]

it's a fault on your part then

[@vanzy01]

[@Gazing-09]

​@@vanzy01More like "rubbed".

[@myriadhues457]

Went from 'oh here's a funny character' to 'ah, a fan of the Hapsburgs I see'

[@bigprovolone4209]

Servus i am a huge fan

[@bandannadoo]

I may not agree with the lyrics in that song, but god if it isn't an earworm

[@karmaswap7527]

Fr

[@Drako9823]

Ear maggot music

[@AmazingRebel23]

Me when I’m singin songs about dogs taking a dump around the house

[@HuriKhanD]

...may not...?

[@Cutieapplepie123]

Of all the User Moments, "threatening to abuse children to Own The Michigan" is one of em

[@andrewsweezy6522]

Michigan user here, this is the average citizen

[@andrewsweezy6522]

oh nvm we absolutely hate pdfiles you can't go saying shit like that in public much lol

[@Flaktower-expert]

"There could be Citizens around here"

[@Coldsteak]

it's always either Michigan or Washington

[@FR3SHM3AT]

@@Coldsteakor idaho: nova online, juniper mormon dude

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

oh no the american version of Smartschoolboy9

[@JC-cm6hz]

Not enough weird tounge stuff

[@hidden3880]

The shoes part and the glasses maybe, but ssb genuinely believes he is a child and that his fetish art is purely innocence, this guy just doesn’t even care to hide it

[@Default653]

Watching the perfect citizen's video on this was so funny to me that i had to send it to my friend who had no knowledge on the userverse. I absolutely adore the way that he talks. Hood and user should mix more often.

[@Rockforge_weebmeister]

did you tell him about his dik gettin hard

[@PTp1ranha]

So I'm to gather that he believes: 1. The governor of Michigan personally watches his youtube channel. 2. The governor of Michigan would rather kowtow to his demands than take any legal action for these confessed crimes/intent to commit crime. (Or that nobody else could report him.) 3. The governor of Michigan has a means of controlling the weather in the whole state. 4. That this is the only way to get out of Michigan and into Georgia or Florida. Specifically Georgia or Florida. 5. That his life will be appreciably better in those states and not just more of the same, but with warmer winters.

[@Gazing-09]

Isn't that the guy who filmed himself singing happy birthday to his waifu?

[@0uttaS1TE]

Different guy. You're thinking of MadThad

[@darksydephilup4333]

Who recorded a video of me without my permission

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Naw I think he’s still in jail

[@sobakas8447]

@@beautyandtheoffbeatsnah I think he recently got out a couple years ago He made a new channel iirc but he has restricted internet access

[@Chrysler300DUB]

I think this one is worse than MadThad

[@yeezoyoutube]

This is like if Daniel Larson and Enrico Pucci had a baby

[@Blackheartzero]

A schizophrenic weirdo lost in his own little world, but with a long, convoluted plan that he believes will get him what he wants, at the cost of hurting a lot of people in the process. Yeah I can see that.

[@thrillhouse4151]

There’s a lotta great catchphrases here that should never be repeated

[@AmazingRebel23]

Things my parents said when I started watching family guy at 7

[@christasaurusrex8078]

He may not be a Florida man, but his heart and his hairline are in the right place.

[@JoanWhack]

Every iota of my being hopes this is satire. It really is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen since Rick Sanchez turned himself into a pickle.

[@overthinkink]

André 3000s failed clone...André 350

[@livvingdeadgirrl]

the hit single of the summer "love me coco (love me true)"

[@c4shguy224]

i'm more of a fan of "incest (is a good thing to do)" but i can see where you're coming from

[@braidena1633]

@@c4shguy224 you ever just be standing around and "IN-CEST. IN-CEST. INCEST A GOOD THING TO DO" start playing in your head

[@DastardlyDantheCowboyMan]

Holy shiet. Is that a Black Cyraxx?!

[@schrodingersgat4344]

Greenlit by Netflix

[@Carnyzzle]

No, he doesn't have head scabs

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

@@Carnyzzle yet, and he has to be faking this... the comedic timing is too good.

[@Carnyzzle]

@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 It's Nick Bate all over again, we're going to think he's not serious until he actually gets sent to jail for something

[@BugCatcherSamm]

Thank you, Claw. I work in a laboratory and your streams are always a joy / horror to see. I always end up laughing to myself no matter what Hell is being discussed. Love your commentary. I'm recommending "Heart of Sunshine" by Yes for an opener soon 🙏🤘Cheers

[@MightyJKF]

Just watching anything to do with BFDI, GoAnimate, trains, physical media, and/or logos just makes my blood boil.

[@Jakepearl13]

Mood

[@HatterTobias]

BFDI ain't that bad

[@SirChuckofSteak]

Okay, gonna have to cancel my internet after this one

[@apo_chromatic]

Honestly shout-outs to the peedough hellsite USERS for encouraging claw to make more videos

[@LeeY0uTube]

Absolutely vile pfp 😭

[@apo_chromatic]

@@LeeY0uTube i rspect you’re opiniom

[@electricfishfan]

“I’ve been shoplifting for nearly 6 months” 😤🔥🔥🔥

[@obamabiden]

big day for digital media fans

[@DJ-wl5qo]

They win this round

[@ellie1903]

me when I don’t own anything 🤯😳

[@firstlast9855]

​@@ellie1903 Pirating easy af

[@BulkBogan]

I can't explain to the users who haven't seen this yet the insanity of this specific user. Holy hell.

[@schrodingersgat4344]

Myrtle Beach is ,sadly, in my home state of South Carolina. That said,: Gators got to eat.

[@greenl0bster]

I heard about this guy years ago when he made a song about incest and a bunch of literal regards he was doing livestream group calls with were yelling at him 😂 oh man the internet is great.

[@Bredcrumpz]

I need more USERS!!!!!

[@RavenEnfield]

So... Either you start to look like Chris Chan, Daniel Larson or Cyraxx when becoming a lolcow huh...

[@greenwolf1601]

Who is David ?

[@RavenEnfield]

@@greenwolf1601 meant Daniel Larson

[@jumaljohnson6096]

Looks just like a black Cyraxx

[@Se7enBeatleofDoom]

He even looks like Cyrax wearing blackface.

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

Why does he look like that one animal crossing character thats a bear

[@shibatrot]

I was thinking he look like a villager you would be disappointed to see at your camp site...

[@creaturehands]

Beardo????? 😭😭😭💀💀

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

@@creaturehands yeah that guy, the hannibal burgess look alike Edit: barold, not beardo

[@LoveLestat]

oh that poor golfer probably got random people messaging him loool

[@unlisted6887]

sometimes i get really self concious and think I share my thoughts too freely but this is next level. Direct stream of consciousness

[@tortoiseterror7073]

So from what Eric Peyton is telling me, if I commit enough crimes (or corruptions if you will), I can be suddenly teleported to the Dancer's Arena in Lothric?

[@AceMoneyFMT]

I need him and cyraxx to have a pdf file rap battle...

[@Sneedboy]

the reveal of this USER being a PEE DOUGH timed with the FF9 music killed me.

[@slygamer136]

Bros not just spitting bars Hes spitting confessions, based lmao 🔥🔥🔥🔥🧕🏿🚓👮‍♂️

[@doodoobonejones]

He sounds exactly like Vince Staples

[@muggz7752]

Of course he gets off on Mary Janes

[@momoapples]

As someone who moved from Michigan to Georgia, I'm living this guy's dream (minus the underage girls)

[@brokentoaster4231]

what about the incest

[@Rockforge_weebmeister]

as it is infact,a good thing to dooo

[@Blackheartzero]

... But what of the Eighteen Corruptions? y-You moved out of Michigan... _without forfeiting your humanity!?_ *SORCERY!! HERESY!!*

[@banirolls]

he's giving dollar tree version of papachu

[@zzodysseuszz]

Symphony of the night music hitting that nostalgia spot I didn’t expect.

[@Voyeurrrr]

Gonna tell my kids this is Camden Gerard Davis

[@aptspikeybird1005]

I love how this comment implies Camden Gerard Davis is a legend in history everyone will hear about lmao

[@RHWright]

Oh hell let him go to Florida. If he settles in Polk County we know Grady Judd will get him.

[@notworethite4835]

He's right, I as part of Michigan do not like that 😟

[@seagaulle]

As an Ohioan I’d have to agree with him on the Michigan rant… at least until the last part.

[@cynabonabelle]

What causes a person to become this? There’s clearly something wrong with the way he processes both logic and emotion but was he born like this or raised like this or both?? He almost talks and acts like someone who was halfway lobotomized

[@bigprovolone4209]

the 18 corruptions segment was the basest best humour i love that it was the longest string of words he could utter stutterlessly

[@squiddopop]

I hate to be one of those commenters, but does anyone know the song at 8:34?

[@superfurfannyaa1864]

he put the songs in order in a comment.

[@bathroomshy]

Track 1 - Sounds for the Supermarket

[@squiddopop]

@@superfurfannyaa1864 I made this comment before that

[@tankfarmstudios7584]

"I would say as a sex offender..." Um. Claw. Dude. What the actual fuck?

[@Woodwhittling66]

Why is the physical media community like this? Ps. Yes, im aware, not ALL OF THEM, and I'm also aware that you can collect something and enjoy things and not be a part of the shitty community surrounding it

[@AmazingRebel23]

People that live in the past are always screwy. t. Lived in the 2000s during the 2010s as much as I could and own hundreds of cds. I would celebrate new years saying “I can’t believe it’s 2007 already”

[@Woodwhittling66]

@AmazingRebel23 i still own dvds mostly because I think it's a good way to preserve films and TV shows. Besides, streaming services tend to let go of my favorites after awhile

[@elementallobsterx]

3:41 the cartman impression 😆

[@mrboogyman4888]

His chest hair is CRAZY

[@ceejaytwoyoshi8536]

THE MOST DEPRAVED HORRORCOW OF HISTORY (Nick Bates) VS THE MOST DEPRAVED HORRORCOW OF TODAY (Eric Peyton) WHO WOULD WIN?

[@Drewlin383]

“I mean business..” good lyric😆🤣 tell us how you really feel about illicit activities😆🤣

[@copfrown2397]

Imagine walking and bumping towards this guy

[@chrysscross1636]

Just don't bring underage girls types to this Pokémon battle. His attacks are super effective.

[@dittm3r]

🎶Incense! Incense!🎶

[@RunningOnAutopilot]

Shit man 18 corruptions I love the dialect of this man

[@MiraiChimera716]

I didn't see that coming but I totally saw that coming x.x

[@BladeDevil]

how is dorkwing not cracking up at the foot fetish/hair video

[@lifted5016]

Detroit Michigan Snow has made this man it's mortal enemy

[@Vernydog92]

This guy makes me feel like I'm ON something. So who honestly needs edibles watching this. XD

[@naomeencheosaco8595]

when will it be on spotify?

[@thewurstcase261]

The fishing rod with legs in Toy Story is a "hoocker" :D You are welcome

[@lindhorstellie]

Deadwing.. u and my can of screwdriver and my art supplies.. issa vibe.

[@dalamarwren424]

This is why Schizophrenics get such a bad wrap (not that our mental disorder gave us a good one to begin with) whatever few, erm. Semi normal ones get thrown in with this psychotic bunch and since there ain’t really a massive amount of us it gets pretty fragging blurred At least that’s what it looks like to me. No sane human openly spouts this stuff. You know you’re not supposed to listen to the voices right? At least I hope he’s got some serious mental issue. Or we have far more alarming concerns. Get this man in cuffs or at least admitted. ANYTHING

[@amypanddirtytoo1926]

How do you always find these mentally ill gems......

[@Blackheartzero]

The Physical Media Community is a pathway to many users some would consider to be... _Unnatural._

[@lucafran3055]

Brother the vaping noises lmao

[@ashie5166]

What a fun coincidence, I'm designing a zelda tattoo just as he starts talking about zelda. How fun!

[@aptspikeybird1005]

I remember watching the livestream. That incest song had me laughing very hard.

[@matthewmorgan3913]

P Diddy's son💀

[@FooglerDoodgler]

How did it take so long for these stale KZbin reaction channels to find Eric Peyton and VHS Tube.

[@milkisdeliciousfriendship]

There's this youtuber called "Castor" I don't know but he seems kinda "special" if you ask me, he isn't on the levels of DED6 or Mandatee but something still tells me he's a bit "special"

[@nopewmv3377]

INSECTS, INSECT INSECTS SWARMING OVER MY POO

[@HoneyPunch461]

Love a good user video. Thank you, Bear!

[@Fryman217]

It’s like if scientists recreated wesley willis, but they substituted some of his DNA with cyraxx’s in similar fashion to Jurassic Park dinosaurs.

[@Cajaquarius]

14:30 I am having a great difficulty seeing how you need anything past the first few corruptions to leave Detroit unless you plan on leaving to be in another states prison. I am not seeing where noncery = money to leave Detroit.

[@returnofthediddler8259]

Well now we know why he wants to move to the south so bad

[@matchasophie]

Nice Sims Bustin' Out from the GBA soundtrack in the background

[@windowcreeperbird9669]

How much do you want to bet that his reasoning for leaving the state is too get away from the people in his area that knows he's a creep?

[@FarOutJunk]

I hate that 'physical media' has become a THING, and that it attracts such raging levels of social weirdos.

[@kirschtxin]

i recommend deep diving into the insanity in alice springs bc this place is beyond cooked and i get most of my entertainment on my lunch breaks watching the people who have been hitting the hand sanitiser x cheapest orange juice they can get scream unintelligibly as they roam down the street and that's not even the half of it

[@CAT-2323]

Why would someone incriminate themselves like this?

[@momoapples]

Mental disabilities

[@dittm3r]

🎶 it's a good thing to do🎶

[@niccage6375]

He needs it to move to Florida or Georgia.

[@JC-cm6hz]

He gets off on it

[@themanbehindthebruhmoment502]

Cuz he means business 🥶🥶🥶 (and also it's apparently the only way he can move to Florida)

[@mysticdoctor251]

Damn, as someone from Michigan he roasted the heck out all of us

[@drabulusdael9329]

thank you for using the astrobot music it goes so hard

[@SuzanneSölvstedt]

And he really had to have the square-shaped peddo-glasses also. :'-)

[@DEFSeattle]

16:17 clip gives me cyraxx vibes

[@PrincessAshly]

This is what I'm talkin' about

[@SammySinner6]

How has this guy not had the cops called on him yet How has he not been jailed???

[@Kitykitycoco]

I've never seen a more convincing pro global warming argument than this