dear future wife (Meghan Trainor parody)

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the actual song lol: Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor • Meghan Trainor - Dear ...
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Lyrics:
Intro:
dear future wife
here's a few things
you need to know if you wanna be
my one and only all my life
Verse 1:
i'm gonna be your simp
spoil you with my drip
buying my baby everything she'd ever need or dream
'cause if i love you right
then my wallet go bye
byebye money
byebye me
Verse 2:
thou art the queen of mine
ill answer to your whines
make you feel on cloud nine every single valentine's
as long as you're happy
then im not unhappy
good enough for me
that's- that's how it should be
Pre-Chorus:
ive gotta know how to treat you like a lady
even when you're acting crazy
tell you everything's alright
Chorus (1):
dear future wife
here's a few things
you need to know if you wanna be
my one and only all my life
(i'll) give you attention ev'ry single day
but when i hop on League you better go away
it's only this way for us to be okay
Verse 3:
and when you get your cramps
ill be there holding hands
flowers, hersheys, movies, everything ill be your ma-champ hRR
cook you italian grub,
and be the perfect hub(by)
there's just one thing
that you should know
Pre-Chorus:
ive gotta know how to treat you like a lady
even when you're acting crazy
tell you everything's alright
Chorus (2):
dear future wife
here's a few things
you need to know if you wanna be
my one and only all my life
don't open my door when I'm playing League
or else you'll spark the 3rd World War
it's for your own good, just trust me señor(a)
Bridge:
ill be proving to be your number one simp (simp)
to be your classic and formal gentleman
girl, you are my master
but to escape disaster
let me play league
please let me play league babe
Pre-Chorus:
ive gotta know how to treat you like a lady
even when you're acting crazy
tell you everything's alright
Chorus (1):
dear future wife
here's a few things
you need to know if you wanna be
my one and only all my life
(i'll) give you attention ev'ry single day
but when i hop on League you better go away
it's only this way for us to be okay
End:
oh whoa
future wife, i'm gonna love you right
kinda
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Sources:
Musescore piano: musescore.com/...
Master List: docs.google.co...
happy birthday :)

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i love this so much

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serenade moment

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you can listen to this every night, free of charge :)

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not you deadpanning when you were clapping and snapping your fingers on the left

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wdym im smiling? look at the end sections of the video?? im so happy and happy

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LOL. Mom has privilege of breaking into your door when you play league and you are not allowed to be angry:)

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😨mom has an insane amount of power 🥶

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ALRIGHT GUYS!! see y'all in few years in the video where Mrs. Wang reacts to this

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LMAOOOOO AYOOO? 👀

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not what i expected but great !!

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not great, but what i expected**

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this is a certified eric wang moment

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exhibit a:

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What did I just watch

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creative art :)

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Was it worth it

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it happened, it exists. whether the benefits outweigh the costs, doesn't matter.