Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@dosburritos3037]

Bert: I want that hard sobriety. Bert 3 seconds later: I'm putting some vodka in this bone broth.

[@hollowice999]

Shitting on Corden for being sober and then “yeah yeah, keep it to yourself” when he has spent 13 minutes in this episodes and countless others complaining about not being sober. The lack of self awareness is astounding.

[@leonardwilson3832]

My favorite part of this show is when Tom says something that peaks my interest and before he can elaborate, Bert cuts him off and I live the rest of my life never knowing what he was going to say. Keep it up bud

[@Chainmail13]

Did it make you raise your eyebrow?

[@jjwallnutts]

Agreed! I love a podcast that almost gets to the interesting part over and over again! 😂

[@MyNameJeff..]

Dude is so intolerable. How tf can anyone honestly enjoy listening to him?

[@heathermcmaster5773]

It fucks with my OCD so bad. Fuckin Bert 🤬

[@joebreakerx]

Can you imagine being such an alcoholic that you only decide to hate James Corden when he makes a statement on alcoholism - instead of hating him on sight like the rest of us

[@stevenkaygalen]

Was gonna say the same exact thing. The money and success is getting to him.

[@smokeykenobi1653]

@@stevenkaygalen i dint think u get the joke lol

[@Aaron-jay7]

Lol it bugs you to see an alcoholic more successful

[@rustyshackleford5511]

Exactly what went through my head

[@Revolution1117]

LOL, right?? Bret: "I don't wanna hear it. Keep it to yourself, your fucking up MY jam"

[@liamgell]

I’ve paid for KZbin premium for 2 years now and can only thank you guys for reintroducing me and my wife to advertisements. Really what I’m looking for in my viewing experience 😊😊😊😊😊

[@nicandromartinezsotelo3300]

Whoa easy there Mr Segura! Most of us don't appreciate the fact that you're flexing your YT Premium wealth! We ordinary folk can't afford your fancy premium subscription... Forgive us peasants...

[@liamgell]

@@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tayzle412]

I stopped watching this garbage - I open and pause at :01 to comment hate lmao

[@charliemke]

Just like old cable 👍👍

[@oliverlang1006]

@@Tayzle412you sound like a real winner

[@Cougar139tweak]

Just one complaint, not enough ads in this one

[@AYFKMRN]

I can’t believe they get through entire hours with no mention of products, it’s so odd.

[@brockobama4408]

I'm just craving some bone broth after all that obnoxious slurping

[@karivitou2816]

I'm new here, this is the 2nd pod I've ever seen/ listened to & DAMN!!! EHY SO MANY FKN ADS???!! they both have $--- I mean in comparison to 98% f the population anyway,so for listeners, this shit is always expected,I get ads, but this is COPIOUS. BFFR. I LITERALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS LISTENING TO BC THEY HAD SO MANY BACK TO BACK TO BACK. JS. most pods I like/ yt channels have ads ofc,bur 1 maybe 2, 30 secs max, spaced out. This is nuts.

[@Willcsteven]

Just when you think Bertrand has grown as a person, we get an episode like this. 😂

[@dylancarr8415]

No one thought that 😂

[@AYFKMRN]

First mistake was thinking Bart has even the slightest capacity for change, or even growth. Other than his gut, I mean,

[@Jeremya74]

Who's Bertrand?

[@Tayzle412]

@@Jeremya74 an alcohlic

[@TheOneTheyCallTim]

Imagine taking advice from Bart on substances and addiction 😂😂😂

[@justbigstepbro9167]

Bert is insane. He took everyone’s advice, quit drinking. Worked out for a few months , and the second he got “good” blood work he turned it into a reason everybody was wrong about his health and began to drink again.

[@Revolution1117]

@@justbigstepbro9167 If you've followed Bret, he's SOOO f-ing predictable because he never "really" changes. I've seen him "quit drinking" & lose weight SCORES of times, and he always talks himself back to his default: Drunk & Fat. He's beginning to justify it as we speak. SMH

[@sniperofaces___5866]

Imagine pooping your pants then farting

[@123takealook]

Don’t listen then 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ChichiNaka]

Tom also talked about taking 20 kratom a day

[@chato0571]

Thanks for the laughs. I just can’t anymore, I tried the last 8 -12 mths. It really helped me when I was in the hospital dying from cirrhosis but I can’t 😢 sorry.

[@josephmitchell204]

Are you still alive? Gonna make it?

[@chato0571]

@@josephmitchell204 yup still kicking, somehow I beat the thing, no transplant. I was given 3mths to live in 2022. Im still here and healthy…. 2yrs sober too 😁. Im also sticking to no more bears too sadly.

[@surgicalfixer1720]

This whole podcast has turned into advertisements for addictions.

[@BoinkrNanis]

I'm here for it lmfao!

[@anthonysmith3450]

Anytime they talk about anything they get accused of advertising it.

[@jimmybryant2187]

Cry me a river grandpa

[@riomendoza1111]

@@anthonysmith3450 Thats cause its true they cant talk about anything going on in the real world cause they record months in advance. So they just talk about products and berts drinking. This was probably recorded in January so they cant talk about anything cause it would be months past when it airs

[@wm1pyro]

next week will be nicotine bone broth

[@aarontinney8881]

Bert: “you’re not promised tomorrow.” Also Bert: “I have the Mickey Mantle gene.”😂

[@AYFKMRN]

Also also Bert: ‘My girls had beautiful swings’ while trying so desperately to eke out a single tear after his tear ducts finally said nope.

[@Accordingtogymbros]

“I’m obsessed with it, I’m obsessed with it, I’m obsessed with it” ~Bird Christmas

[@Panama_Red]

You get my internet points for the day😂

[@_jerrycs_]

Bird Christmas 😂 that's a new one, i'm stealing it 🤫

[@vampire361]

Lmfao 😂

[@vampire361]

Bird Christmas and Tom Turkey

[@aerohydrous6057]

Love that the cold open is just Bert instantly interrupting Tom 😂

[@dannygrinder8528]

I think Enny would kill as a standup comic. He has the timing and is unintentionally hilarious. The Cap Report needs to come back

[@ManateeMentality]

Unintentionally hilarious and intentionally hilarious are two very different things though.

[@MrSadarapsagrev]

Nadav needs to comeback 😢

[@dntgvafuk89]

Bert drooling over Tom's mom and friends was 😖😖😖

[@Nick-fb9uq]

It's pretty rare to see Tom that uncomfortable on a podcast. That was rough.

[@WebbyHistory]

world record for how many adverts in one podcast

[@zacsachse255]

It's 4 minutes

[@dantelewis391]

Go watch any episode of something’s burning there’s legit an ad like every 5 minutes

[@Tayzle412]

Gotta pay for those $50,000 watches Bert said he's afraid to buy because he never splurges

[@h2otaunt]

as someone who’s sober, doesn’t smoke anything, doesn’t take anything, completely clean, this podcast is a constant stream of “hey, you want Zyn, our new vodka, draftkings to bet your money, drink your bone broth, buy some weed” it’s insanity. it wasn’t like this during the covid podcasts

[@GUOMENTAREVIEWS]

Maybe this podcast is not for you then?

[@funkk]

You really enjoy watching hour long ads? ​@@GUOMENTAREVIEWS

[@kzkane2866]

Are you not aware of Burt’s brand? This isn’t new…this comments kinda special… Also I agree with the comment above me. “Maybe it’s not for you”. I’ve gone back and forth with being sober throughout my years and when I am sober. I do not listen to these guys lol

[@h2otaunt]

@@kzkane2866 yeah it’s not new. i’ve been a fan of both of them for 4 years, saw tom live last year, bought his book, watched the live shows. i’m aware of how they are, but it’s definitely ramped up more now than ever. and the “it’s not for you” please, they’re not convincing me of trying any new product or “breaking sobriety”. i’m good how i am and they’re not changing that, it’s just constantly having those few things as the topic gets tiring, you can’t ignore that

[@kzkane2866]

@@h2otaunt Yea thats kinda what I’m saying. When I’m sober I don’t listen to these guys because I don’t wanna be inundated by this shit…so I don’t watch it.. I just can’t imagine being sober and watching this. ..O actually I did and I had the same reaction as you. Now that I’m not sober I don’t really care. To be honest even not sober I don’t watch them. Sometimes tho they’re I nice breath of fresh air. Like “ima go watch Tom and Bert be dumb dumbs” aka I know what I’m in for…

[@chiefypoo]

Nothing better then watching an entire fan base slowly turn on these guys 😂

[@chiefypoo]

@BasedGod-ey5ee wtf are you talking about? 😂 😂 😂 😂 People of all ages hate these washed up"comedians".

[@chiefypoo]

@BasedGod-ey5ee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 does your wife's boyfriend know your're on youtube?!!?!? easy to spot a bert fan 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@23gobears]

​@@chiefypoowhat are you talking about? Washed up? Sold out tours say otherwise. They're both more successful now than ever. The depth of ignorance in your comment is mind numbing. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@doctorb.5893]

@BasedGod-ey5ee talk to your doctor about fluphenazine

[@AussieLivvy]

I agree. Grown med behaving like teens with new drugs, Ozempic & shit…& all the ads, it’s just not funny. It’s kind of sad 😔 Bert’s depression is real & Tom is his enabler.

[@RoyAlWhicheez]

Gotta love how Enny checked Bert on the "buying a house" thing. What an asshole for down playing such a noble goal

[@chrissarvello6852]

Kinda surprised it was a Bert comment, not Tom.

[@shanehoffman1925]

This is slowly turning into a QVC podcast.

[@BoinkrNanis]

After the gift exchange of a medieval weapon and a Nazi cup, who's surprised?!

[@heavymetalprogrammer]

QVC is probably selling at least some useful stuff though

[@YourGFsFavoriteBF]

Nailed it.

[@nb-wp2qz]

Can you time stamp me in the ads? (Other than the 5min and 30sec of sponsored ads) in an hour plus episode. Thanks

[@alexna5170]

Ngl I’d be super into a qvc podcast lmao

[@juststartsomewhere9089]

Bert:"im obsessed with having a thing" Also bert: "i hate when people think they invented the thing, they think they are the thing" 😂😂😂

[@artfire007]

Two Bears, One infomercial with commercials and ad breaks.

[@ChristopherBoggs-q3q]

But wait!, there's more!

[@Bigstank7420]

Exactly

[@AYFKMRN]

It’s like the old Robot Chicken- personal injury ads with 4 minutes of nonsense playing in between.

[@grapeape8177]

been sayin to myself for a while now, “two ads one conversation”

[@admiral_anderz7145]

Tom is a genius. He has commodified documenting his friends addiction and mental illness.

[@georgehoussell3718]

This is like watching wayne and garth sell out

[@AudibleVisibIe]

*everyone who does coke gets Parkinsons" - bert the genius

[@neighborbruce]

No previews two weeks in a row, congrats boys we have been heard. Edit: shoutout to the booth boys for being open minded, very high and tight!

[@shoonger001]

Why don't you make real change? Y O U A B I T C H.

[@neighborbruce]

"Just skip it" If people are encouraged to skip the immediate first 10 seconds of your video, you have poor editing structure.

[@Bittamin]

@@neighborbrucecouldn’t have said it better 🎉 to be fair I can’t even get people to stick around for the first 10 seconds of my songs so I got no room to talk, but what’s the internet for if not for talking shit when you have no place to? 🎉😂

[@shoonger001]

Y O U A R E A B I T C H "yOu HaVe PoOr eDiTiNg" Shvt the fvck vp already.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

So glad they took away previews so now I can listen to more about bone broth🙃

[@shelbydillen1025]

I love how he tried to force himself to cry when talking about his daughters quitting softball, but has no problem breaking down when talking about his own funeral and what people will think when he dies. Truly a top tier narcissist.

[@joeyvillano623]

Who else is ready for the hour-long commercial for different products?? 😂

[@TMTcb813]

Come back every week for it ! Let’s make these rich fellas richer ! 🤣

[@jaredweed5060]

Poor baby

[@riomendoza1111]

Only the shitty ones bro ​@@yakbranson

[@yakbranson]

@@riomendoza1111 so you why are you watching shitty content

[@spencerdunn6933]

I've long since quit watchin' and just pop in to leave some negative comments. It's been fun watchin' the comment section slowly turn on them.

[@michaelaphillippi8159]

Tom the whole time Bert was explaining his justification on his bender: 😅😅😅😅😅

[@brandypower6231]

Bert saying he wakes up feeling that everyone hates him is probably the truest thing ever out of his mouth… and someone needs to tell him he’s a bad drunk!

[@vampire361]

I feel like his fan base are guys like him and none of them see anything wrong with that.

[@AYFKMRN]

I think what’s more telling is when he asks the booth guys if they wake up feeling that way, if they have goals. Then proceeds to take a giant dump all over buying a house for your mom because that’s not really a goal for people like ‘them’ because they’re so wealthy.

[@johng.4711]

I don’t hate Bert. I hate his podcasts (now) and I used to like them. This one was garbage and I’m done.

[@user-ee6hf3vh8p]

Like your horrible choice of make-up.

[@DonMega888]

​@@user-ee6hf3vh8pyour mother

[@DeadliestRoyer]

Saying Samuel L. Jackson is only an “Avenger” actor is actually a crime 😂

[@hawyadoin1175]

How has Bert got so far in life while being so f*cking delusional?

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Born on 3rd base

[@Tincanbanana3030]

Exactly

[@BoinkrNanis]

Those people are typically the ones that live longest. Drunks never perish in the crash. Lol

[@TooBadBro3921]

Still being funnier than you probably

[@YourGFsFavoriteBF]

Joe Rogan, his numerous stories after the machine story, being conflated, his rich dad.

[@dr0fj0urnalism]

Did anybody else make it to the end and, hear Bert imply that he is in the top 5 of best comedians right now???🤦

[@justawinddown]

"I love the idea of having a thing." We get it, you love drinking and nicotine packs

[@Bleepbloopblappp]

Right. I’ve had Bert’s thing for years but I don’t delude myself into thinking my personality is lack of sobriety lol

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjja]

@@BleepbloopblapppI bet if you made a lot of money it might be easier to trick yourself into Bert’s dumb mindset. You’d have to be rètarded like him though.

[@majorxdf]

YMH Studios might have the most advertisements from any comedy podcast or show. I like the way Tony Hinchcliffe does it. He gets the majority, or all of them out of the way at the show's beginning.

[@palepally]

Kill Tony has experimented with their ad structure as of the past few months. Different spacing than it was a year ago but still keeps it very front loaded with ads and then nothing for the remainder. I agree that it helps the flow of the show

[@m.naja148]

The fact that Bert said Bradley Cooper has to be their choice to run because he’s the only one on the list who hasn’t been in an Avengers movie, when he is Rocket Raccoon lmaoo 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@emgmcg]

Thank you!!!!

[@italiandoughboy47]

Followed by Chris Pratt 😂

[@zacholby3312]

And Chris Pratt and vin diesel. Lol

[@EXRICHEX]

I loved Brent doubling down on his stupid with this statement. And then his just... empty stares at the screen. Alcohol everyone.

[@nephrium]

Directly after he said that I went looking for this comment. LOL. I love this podcast because it proves that ANYONE can be rich and famous.

[@thedude5901]

“Well he’s an addict” “Yeah then don’t be that guy” That goes hard 😂😂

[@henrygarcia828]

Barts "Can I tell you something?!" is the equivalent to "Know what I am saying?!" He must say it 40x in every pod he does. And it's how he interrupts everything.

[@henrygarcia828]

@jlopez026 Agreed. Her and Bertard have the same energy.

[@kimfatima8337]

If you enjoy comedy podcast like I do I highly recommend Bad Friends and We Might Be Drunk. If you enjoy narcissistic rants and adverts then 2 Bears is for you. Also, when Bert says I hate myself all I can think is we all do.

[@backissue]

The Full Throttle Addiction Cast. Booze, gambling, nicotine. Hilarious.

[@MrZack4life]

Two bears 1000 adds

[@causeyje5791]

Twin

[@jaredweed5060]

Poor baby

[@riomendoza1111]

​@@jaredweed5060same joke twice huh. Not very creative no wonder you like this pod so much.

[@spencerdunn6933]

​@@riomendoza1111lol Got him

[@marlonjennings2093]

Don’t forget the 1000 broke guys crying in the comment section because Tom called you poor 😂

[@lingea5262]

Bert: "your mom was hot. Your mom was f^cking hot." Tom: " thanks, man." 😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@chriscrenshaw9122]

I read this, right when he said it live. 😅😂

[@Hotsauceonmy]

The fanbase collectively hating this podcast is more hilarious than any episode

[@johnnolen2781]

its crazy because they arent smart enough to realize hate drives more interaction and puts more money into YMH lmfao

[@JustinPayton]

@@johnnolen2781 Not really. Look at the views now compared to last year- they're down by like 75%. They used to break a million views per episode, easily. Now they're lucky to get past 250k-300k

[@riomendoza1111]

@@johnnolen2781 You have no idea what you are talking about lol nice try though

[@johnnolen2781]

@@JustinPayton nah I'm not talking about it in that sense. I'm saying hate is still interactions and people interact and let them know they hate the show now. If you really wanna make a difference, don't watch, like you said. And even still, they really aren't worried ab the money since ads are 50% of the show lol

[@PFA...]

love the podcast, hate brumk

[@SpizzieNizzie]

Bert around this time last year, 45 lbs heavier: I'm definitely not an alcoholic Bert this episode: I love addictions

[@drewroberts1857]

2 Bears realizing we have reached Idiocracy stage by electing famous people as President.

[@Diomedes99]

When all your friends and fans say you have an alcohol problem, maybe it’s time to look into that.

[@skylarkaplan2620]

2 bears 20 Advertisments

[@SoulpowerwithFreakpower]

I can't believe I watched this for that long. Bless your hearts.

[@RachelleKates]

Gatekeeping sobriety. Love that for Burp.

[@r_morts4384]

Love how Tom goes into this sincere story about the photo of his Mom, and drunkass Bert immediately pipes in to sexualize it. 😂

[@asherh.4775]

I tried. I lasted about 5 minutes. RIP 2 Bears. Edit: Also, if Bert ever decides to get sober, I pray for the AA group he belongs to. Imagine working up the courage to tell your story in your first meeting and then you hear Bert interrupting you with a donut in his mouth.

[@largedome9057]

Gone downhill real fast

[@18Callahan]

Every week we listen to alcoholic mania. It’s a drag watching an old man killing himself on a comedy podcast.

[@travistrask8290]

They suck now. All about $ and old news. They so lost there way

[@riomendoza1111]

@@travistrask8290 This was probably recorded in January some time

[@SteinBergsson]

It's not a fap challenge, you are on wrong site.

[@euriel2010]

It was a fun watch mommies, I'm checking out here. Thanks to Tom and Tina for the laughs all these years.

[@JradTHM]

That movie "Idiocracy" comes closer and closer to fruition...it's actually hilariously frightening.

[@Yeti974]

I sae that movie years ago and I thought it was absolutely trash, I rewatched recently and It actually make a lot of sense tbh 😂

[@mbc9290]

Toms like, yeah you should do that! Take that boat and feel that fear of the open ocean! And don’t come back 😅😂…

[@zooedca]

Love how enni is stating his feelings the Bart interupts then says sorry I hate interrupting 😂

[@Original_Pressing]

45:15 showcasing the most down to earth aspect of these guys

[@rustyshackleford5511]

I fully understand why Sean Evans asked Tom how could he be friends with Bert. I can't see anyone wanting to put up with him

[@I4mSunday.]

Your watching though 😂😂

[@TheEmzley]

Bert sailing from LA to Hawaii is hilarious. He’d be dead within 24 hours.

[@alexanderson9442]

"Bert" Dude 45 years ago my mom looked soooooo different.. like I bet 45 years ago your mom even looked different. It's crazy to me that like someone can look different after 45 years 😂😂😂

[@adamgil7346]

The amount of times Tom had to breeze past hearing how hot his mom is.. 😅

[@likwidmagik]

And his sisters. I know at least one of them is hot.

[@FloridaBoyBubba]

Bert- I'm gonna live forever Bert- people need to realize we all die

[@kimbrelljordon]

Tom’s “Dad” stories are honestly the best!

[@vsauce4337]

20:00

[@Foleydub]

@@vsauce4337real MVP

[@christianscacchetti9178]

RIP Top Dog

[@alexshaw7618]

Whenever Todd talks about his dad or his kids he is at his best

[@BoinkrNanis]

​@@alexshaw7618Tom's a fucking degenerate maniac but he's a great father cause he learned from the best. Top dog in heaven throwing grenades into the bunkers of his enemies.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Bert plays a good dad online but you just know dude is a slacker at home 😂

[@steakhouse4514]

6 mins is all I could manage this week. WTF happened to this

[@jaredweed5060]

Poor baby

[@marlonjennings2093]

Do you need financial help?

[@KZill.Fly1022]

Yeah wtf is the matter with Bert? I mean he really just says some ignorant shit. Ridiculous!

[@motherfuckerjones7605]

yeah, its unbertable

[@BrandonHolt-y9r]

Not cuz I'm poor, Bert is just annoying. Ok going back to bad friends so I can laugh

[@Cplindsey93]

I’m 20 minutes in and this episode has said a bunch of things I need to hear. Thanks guys, for real

[@hollatafool]

Arrogance of immortality coming from the guy that once said “everybody dies? Prove it?”

[@mrleggman98]

I love the episodes where bort's not there turning the pod into his therapy group.

[@g3rehmann718]

Welcome to "2 Nicotine addicts and 1 alcoholic!" Staring Tom and Bert!

[@alexkuchuk-m2r]

one of the best motivational podcasts, thank you guys. this is what I needed. I listen to you guys every episode and sometimes you guys hit the spot for me. I needed to hear this.

[@DDrrjj_j]

Another Bert therapy session. Great

[@AYFKMRN]

t this point I feel like the audience should be getting paid to be his therapist.

[@Solargarlicc]

Can you imagine thinking buying a second house isn't a big goal

[@dreadkage6630]

Every episode somehow focuses back on Burt and what he loves

[@18Callahan]

That’s all Bert wants to talk about, himself.

[@18Callahan]

Bert watched NAPOLEON and listened to the intros of a few history podcasts. That’s it. That’s his obsession? Bert doesn’t know what the French monarchy & civil war issues were. He doesn’t really care either bc he’ll just sound stupid in a room full of people that know he’s full of crap. No wonder you wake up feeling like nobody likes you & you need to disappear from your life getting high & wasted on a regular basis. You seriously have to pay for guys to hang out with you. It’s all photo ops, content & add revenue. That’s pathetic. You should add making a real friend (not on your payroll) to your “thing” list before it’s too late. RIP Bert Kreischer

[@Panama_Red]

Are you new here? That's been the gimmick since day one. Enjoy and laugh or tune out.

[@kylekellerglass]

Followed the ymh network cause of tom and bert. Became a huge fan of all the podcasts. I cant even stand any of them now.

[@amberc9317]

The fact that Bert didn’t know that was a dead-on impression of Top Dog tells us everything we need to know about what kind of friend he is.

[@polisheagle1858]

He never met Tom's dad.

[@MorbidOrangeCat]

@@polisheagle1858 This is true

[@BXBZ88]

Narcissists not knowing stuff about their friends? ...... Hmmm, Not surprised.

[@donnyjones1445]

I love the segment you talk about what is your thing. I am a 35 year old veteran. Was in the army for 11 years multiple combat tours. That was my thing. And I feel like a lot of veterans struggle finding their new thing after service like myself. I understand needing something.

[@Spawn303]

Hey Bart, it’s hard to know where someone is going with a convo 4 seconds in and they are interrupted 😂 just listen 5 more seconds 😂

[@spencerdunn6933]

Why? He wasn't listening the first four seconds. Just waiting until not speaking became utterly unbearable for him.

[@joeisshortforjoachim]

Tom's kids hate football and love Jiu-Jitsu. Have we checked the paternity tests? These might be Joe Rogan's kids.

[@lucasmassaro1216]

You can really tell the difference in Bert’s speed when he’s on a bender, he’s legit slow and clumsy, what a hot mess. Feel bad for Tom having to carry him

[@zehmyan]

Bert manages to be 100% out of touch with his demons 100% of the time. He's like a Bank robber explaining the getaway plan to the bank guard with the confidence that the plan is perfect, and nothing could stop the robbery. the cops are outside with ten squad cars and a helicopter.

[@rd88752]

Inject more ads in my vains

[@Yeti974]

17:19 " I want to feel the fear of a Storm coming in and knowing I'm not in control That's fkn awesome tbh, that feeling 🔥

[@PerkAngle123]

God damn. This podcast was banked b4 March 23 lmao

[@alcardwell7381]

Can't wait for the next episode of advertisements. I'd just watch early Bears, but I've already binged that, so... thanks for making me a bad friend 🧡

[@thecairdcompany2811]

"this is not an ad, this is not an ad" haha they are so aware that they plug ads all day long!

[@patricknew9547]

I love tom. Kids aren't reflections of yourself. Thank you for understanding thats tommy!!!

[@oggaspack7971]

I remember when this show was the best.... now I see how long I can last before turning it off

[@richtherocket795]

Same here; I actually look forward to the episodes that have a guest instead of Bart. Bad Friends is now the best Podcast by far!

[@oggaspack7971]

@richtherocket795 absolutely!

[@BigPlaysOnly]

One of the best pods from the bears in awhile ❤

[@MsMarkonato]

Who people dislike more BERT OR BRENDAN SHAUB???😂😂

[@ssoldner]

Bert. Brendan at least quit standup.

[@richtherocket795]

Their the exact same person.

[@dennisfarris4729]

The legend is that Bert once went to a carnival and was lost in the Hall of mirrors for 6 years

[@kjohnson8901]

2 bears, one grave homies, RIP

[@marlonjennings2093]

Crack Amico is a full on nerd and it’s embarrassing Luis pushes him so hard.

[@kjohnson8901]

@@marlonjennings2093 it's a catchy song

[@marlonjennings2093]

@pissedpajamas5718 I mean a washed up looking 37 year old white rapper that basically just screams Redditor insults for 3min with no lyrical content. My lil bro could honestly do it better

[@11kungfu11]

@@marlonjennings2093 Okay burt

[@scott_himself]

40:35 “Youth is wasted on the young.” - George Bernard Shaw

[@jimmybryant2187]

I’m a drug addict and Bert makes me feel like a real winner.

[@iamacookiefan9220]

Somebody give bert the bottle cause he’s speaking in circles 😂😂

[@riomendoza1111]

Starting the pod with a Bart interruption doesn't seem like the smartest way to do this

[@jaredweed5060]

Poor baby

[@vampire361]

It kind of sets the tone for his life.

[@imsatanscott]

2B1C cocktail. Take the high sodium bone broth and add hot sauce, thc and vodka then dunk nicky pouches in it like tea and chug it while gambling on your phone.

[@OLearyEddie]

It seems like Bert thinks it's the highest praise to tell someone their mom is hot

[@18Callahan]

His brain is literally soaked in alcohol. No other comedian talks about their own dick & other people’s dicks the way Bert obsesses about it on every podcast. Bert won’t get an MRI because he doesn’t want to know how much gray brain tissue he’s destroyed.#Facts

[@timelessteek561]

Bert kut tom off less than 20 seconds into the episode holy shit man 😂

[@sarahsullivan5882]

Right up top, Tom tried to sneak in some product placement amongst the more obvious product placement when he brought up "straight source nicotine" and then Bart blew his cover by saying they had been sent a big swag pack, and Tom's like "Uh, yeah, man.." 😅 George probably shoulda ran his idea passed Lenny beforehand

[@neilkenobi]

Por osos!! The greatest Vodka EVER!! Also, ZYN!!! Love the nicotine delivery system. Comedy is okay.

[@heisenburg1144]

two bears and 18 advertisememts podcast

[@turnipkupo7263]

Fucking Christ, the ads. It feels like being back in the 2000s watching TV again

[@djonbreak]

Here for the comments

[@DoubleOhBlandy]

That's shameful.

[@unearnedopinion]

@@DoubleOhBlandyand this show’s ad schilling from rich men isn’t far more shameful?

[@DoubleOhBlandy]

@@unearnedopinion Stick to silly putty. It's much more your speed.

[@doctorb.5893]

@@DoubleOhBlandy how much silly putty? 170lb human terminal velocity is around 130, the aerodynamic properties of a sphere are better than a human, so in theory silly putty would be pretty fast,

[@BrandonHolt-y9r]

What's crazy is the people just here for a minute for the comments out number the one's actually like this shit