The Expendables Review

[@dabspur8761]

Sly actually gets his audience. He's putting out exactly what we're all crying out for since the 80s.

[@brokenrecord1323]

I think that Mickey Rourke’s scene where he reminisces about that woman killing herself deserves more credit than it gets.

[@bloatus7611]

When I watched this for the first time, besides the CG blood which has the ability to take you out of anything, that automatic shotgun scene had me in awe.

[@snusemcgoose1001]

It was Bad-Ass! The things a mobile cannon

[@HurricaneDDragon]

The island where they have to stop the VILLAIN is called “Vilena”.

[@TheAwesomo28]

Van Damme's name in the second is literally Villain (Vil-Ayn)

[@skirk248]

This movie is ten times better than it had any riht to be. and two was better than that. 3 was more what I was expecting from the franchise

[@mikeylikesit100]

It would be fun if you did a summer of Nick Cage at some point.

[@ericallen789]

duuude

[@judsongaiden9878]

Cage Match!

[@bobbybr38k3r8]

Please do it

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Con Air, Wicker Man, Ghost Rider(both of them), Kick-Ass(not a lead role, but he's there so it counts)

[@tehcoolgobx339]

@@vincentmarcellino7183 Next, face off, etc.

[@sesfilmsllc]

The planet’s have aligned to give us Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis,and Arnie himself in the same FUCKING movie!!!!!!!!!!!

[@5TailFox]

I think it would've been even more epic if the knife through Eric Roberts' back came from the wrist-mounted blades of a cloaked Yautja that nobody knew was there. But, that's just me.

[@jacobwebb2623]

LOVE your references to "Boarderlands 2!"

[@Shogundoxie1414]

The AA-12, my gun of choice for when the Zombies Apocalypse happens.

[@JSPokemonYT]

I'm a bit disappointed that Decker forgot to mention that Statham's girlfriend is played by Charisma Carpenter, who is best known for playing Cordelia Chase in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003).

[@zigfaust]

I only know this because my best friend named her cat Cordy after her and then forced me to binge the entire series. The fucked up part is now I'm deep into the lore (it's the closest thing to Vampire: The Masquarade we've ever got out of vampire related media) and like 12 comics in.

[@WinterSteele]

I've actually never seen an "Expendables" movie, but this has got me curious-- it looks pretty cool.

[@Jdsteele96]

Hey I like your last name miss!

[@WinterSteele]

Jordan Steele hehe, thanks...yours is quite lovely, too...and so familiar ;-)

[@pinche.f3rnando]

WTF dude that's my last name too😭✋🏼

[@thema1998]

Yesterday was the *5* year anniversary of when "The Expendables Review" was uploaded. EDIT- 1:05 A.M.: *finishes episode 25 minutes later* Your review just gave me an interest in watching "The Expendables" and its sequels! 🤓

[@zigfaust]

I KNEW Decker played DBD. That post-ending sealed it.

[@mykaelnyx8821]

As much as I love them in action scene at the end between The Expendables and the Army, my favorite part of the movie was when Statham beat the shit out of the guys on the basketball court

[@killswitch1982]

They did a limited run, or at least they tried to, of civilian legal semi-automatic AA-12 shotguns and if I recall correctly, they were going for $3000 or so. I believe they only had about 1000 or so total units available, but they did talk about making more. Personally, I prefer the Fostech Origin 12 shotgun more (which is why I bought one). More magazine options (5, 8, and 10rnd box magazines and 20 and 30rnd drums), based on the Kalashnikov action, and it's got a modular barrel system, so if you register it as a short barreled shotgun (and your state allows civilians to own NFW weapons and devices) you can switch between a 10" or 18" barrel just by taking out one pin. And it has an adjustable gas system, so you can dial in how much gas is going to the pistol for the particular load you're shooting so the felt recoil is much less than other shotguns. It's also the fastest cycling shotgun in the world, even faster than the full-auto AA-12...so long as you can work the trigger that fast. It ain't cheap though at $2500, but it's worth the price IMHO. Best combat shotgun money can buy.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

For a group called The Expendables they completely failed to have any of them, well, expended.

[@SharkAlien66]

Yeah it's kinda weird. The only time one of the group actually died was the rookie in part 2 and that starts the whole revenge plot. Then in part 3 when Cheeseburger Eddie almost dies, the exact same damn thing happens. They get oddly attached to their expendable teammates.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Harley Dirk Makes me want to draw an "Un" on the title.

[@samuel10125]

You do know it's​ referencing the fact they are mercenaries right and by nature mercenary groups are Expendable hence the title.

[@amanibob1416]

Samuel Nice! Plus, it's a tongue in cheek wordplay about the whole thing, kinda just admitting and banking on the fact that every single/last one of 'em is playing their respective version of Chuck Norris at some point, even/ despite being a good, bad or mostly "neutral" badasses of badassitude at one point or 'nother. Like witnessing a dozen +/- dragons, team-storming the one castle vs a few hundreds knights and/or stunt guys, all of whom aren't carrying anything else than some mere nerf gun(s) and wearing NOTHING but red shirt(s) with tacked-on bullseyes instead of metal plates, for some weird reason... Lol!

[@MF-LXRD]

Do you even know what Expendable means? of little significance when compared to an overall purpose, and therefore able to be abandoned. They've all been abandoned at some point in their lives you fuking imbeciles.

[@GrimReaper-dh8yc]

You know what would've been cool? If The Predator was one of the Expendables.

[@accidentalmadness1708]

Predator vs the Expendables with Arnold as a member of the main crew

[@Meagancaldwell3443]

This created one of my favorite shinedown songs.

[@TheTomgunn]

hey Decker!! just saw you on the EL REY channel when they were playing "C.H.U.D." awesome job and congrats on you're television debut!!!!

[@flair541]

Is it just me or do all these movies have a pattern? Opening badassery Calm before the storm/mission briefing Some backstory on characters Action Action BOOOM Da end.

[@ericallen789]

i'm failing to see the problem

[@oddeyes9413]

Don't forget: *obligatory hot girl(s) for the hero(es) to win at the end.*

[@yendorelrae5476]

You totally eddify this one Decker....you are so fucking appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@KharnDubz]

i know im nearly four years late but that head on apply directly to the fore head clip threw me into the biggest state of laughter ive ever experienced. sub.

[@JohnAvengerJR1985]

This movie is the very definition of a badass action movie.Its the best of the series.

[@Keymagination]

Please make review regarding any of Schwarzenegger movie in Arnie's voice! You are beyond awesome doing it! *bows

[@thejackedupreviewshow6924]

I don't see how Eric Roberts is out of place being that he's a CIA hound who took over the island and it's not like he was just randomly visiting the nation.

[@gustavefrankfurter6462]

You can buy an AA-12 legally in Texas for around $12,000. It's a fun weapon!

[@zigfaust]

Whoever the fuck thinks an AA-12 is fun instead of horrifying needs to take a slug to the femur and then tell me how you feel. Fucking humans, I swear. THIS is why even Luci want's nothing to do with ya'll anymore.

[@kiadorphantomwolf6572]

after Decker wonders about the price of the boomstick I had a look seems the full auto isn't legal for civvies but they can get a semi auto however the price it seems to go for is about 2 grand. Glad I don't live in the USA if people can get stuff like that lol, I'll stick to blades myself

[@chravenschronicles7387]

4:35 would you think its reasonable for your girlfriend to start seeing someone else after a month even though she is in a relationship with you?

[@kathyjacques2688]

One good thing about a Stallone movie is you can always count on Sly surviving. And then he puts on his red Cape n flies away with a honey under his arm

[@Agentname69]

I'll tell you how we got that mash so sharp, a proper wet stone and a leather frap

[@sonicx059]

AA12, favorite freaking scene!!!! Also i loved that you had the thuds all there...

[@mactony4]

Terry Crews really hated to work on this since he had almost no dialog, but after some time he cool off and tried to make the best of situation and gave is 110%. Stallone took notice and made the scene in the tunnel just for him.

[@AnjanaBSubba]

I kinda enjoyed the movie. Lol I guess it's my love for the actors. Especially, Jason Statham and Jet Li. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis, even if it were just cameos, I still loved seeing them all together in a single Fucking movie!

[@docsnake]

“It still beats taking the bus” 😭😭😭

[@CalebBelyeu]

Just now noticed something... the first words Sly said was the opening to a pretty good Shinedown song.

[@stephaniehuber485]

Monroe and the general actually both play don morony in Gotham and the dark knight

[@tacoborg7088]

Robert DZar would have made for a great villain in this series RIP.

[@ABESuperKiteDay]

Your reviews are awesome. You just got a new subscriber dude.

[@bobbybr38k3r8]

"Lucky for them , it's Christmas time." Lol

[@TheScarletLust]

The issue I had with this movie was that each actor seems to be contractually obligated to have a set amount of explosions in every movie they are in. This kind of lead the explosions to take too long and eventually bore me.... Good review though!

[@richarddeese1991]

Gunnar and Barney: "Goodnight, Ralph." "Goodnight Sam." I love cartoons / action movies! tavi.

[@pillpaxxton5252]

18:25 "now he's my favorite character" lmao exactly how I felt when I first saw this movie

[@Raygathex]

I hope you and Creepy do a review of the 2014 Godzilla. :)

[@lucaspederson8964]

Oh, man. You need to do a Summer Dolph Lundgren soon!

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

This and the second one were like a final hurrah for the greatest action movie generation. A bloody, explosion filled testosterone injection.

[@alankohn6709]

The knife v gun is a homage to Magnificent 7 (1960) an original action movie.

[@zigfaust]

So... Magnificent 7 wasn't original, it was a western adaptation/plagiarism of Seven Samurai. I find it funny the one of the most brought up Westerns was a white-washed version of a cherished Japanese classic that came out not even 2 years prior.

[@marcinkapinski9537]

6:00 Rambo, Commando, Rambo, Commando. Where did the hair go?

[@Sableagle]

Folding-fin round: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip-ti3-Vh7l_oLM Dragonsbreath ronds: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnebeZh9orSknpI AA-12 review: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ6bkIhrbseleNk No, they don't have 45-round magazines. Semi-auto version $3000 or $3250: thenewsrep.com/104283/you-can-finally-order-your-own-semi-automatic-aa-12/ I think thermite's the ironic way to deal with a fire-ant nest.

[@judsongaiden9878]

So when is Michael Biehn going to be in an Expendables movie? His career has gone in sort of an EASTwood direction (ba-dum-tchhh) in the sense that he works on both sides of the camera, writing and directing while also acting. Imagine the irony of him playing a villain in an Expendables movie as Arnie's arch-nemesis. 2:58 Too bad none of the Borderlands games have grenade launcher-type weapons that are actually worth using. I actually like Splatguns in BL2, but they leave something to be desired on UVHM and higher. The Dahl Jackal in BL1 is too weak. Carnage guns are too inaccurate. The Torgue Leviathan is fun, especially if you get an elemental one (most especially acid or fire), and most extra-especially if you're playing Brick with a Bombardier class mod (made by Dahl and Tediore even though neither of them make hand-held launcher, though Tediore does manufacture vehicle-mounted weapons which is why they have infinite ammo). I used a corrosive Leviathan with Brick, combined with a Bombardier class mod, to melt through endless hordes of Crimson Lance in Old Haven and it was just as much fun as doing the same thing as Mordy with a Pestilent Defiler. I hope BL3 has worthwhile indirect-fire weapons as a regular thing. 3:56 Gunnar is the Brick to Barney's Roland. And just like Brick with the Shep Sanders incident, Gunnar is also perfectly justified in what he's trying to do. 4:21 Why does everyone cock their gun like that? It oughtta be cocked already! Sheesh! Are we supposed to believe these guys are professionals or amateurs?! 5:35 Imagine Michael Biehn in place of Bruce Willis. It would be fitting not only because Arnie is there too, but because Mike and Bruce have a similar vibe in the way they're able to capture a mix of brains, brawn, and realistic human vulnerability (case in point: Kyle Reese and Dwayne Hicks cross-referenced with John McClane and James Cole). They're both also able to embody characters that exude upper-echelon military professionalism. Btw, '12 Monkeys' is criminally underrated. 16:27 Too bad Carnage guns aren't as awesome as the AA-12. 22:12 What if they got Bruce fucking Campbell in one of them?

[@dakotabutler2383]

this movie was soooo much better than the third one

[@CalebBelyeu]

Best team up in my opinion.

[@zigfaust]

The Rock and Kevin Hart: Are we jokes to you?

[@Wolfyone94]

I never understood why they all had such a problem with gunner hanging the pirate. They killed the rest of them, so who cares?

[@lilteamvbyahaus]

"I used to fuck lamas now I don't" That line came straight from 4chan Oh and nice review Will you do the whole series

[@Pwnbot8000]

3 seconds in YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I’m in love🎶 with that a10 shotgun.

[@joeymurphy5617]

Jarod Farrant AA12

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

They know torture doesn’t work for interrogation right? It’s been proving.

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

it's a damm shame that jackie chan was never in these movies

[@Ronythereditor]

now do the sequel!

[@aaairsoftmedia]

Decker do you have any idea how much an AA cost !? also have you considered trying airsoft ? its really fun and you can do a shit tone of awesome with it ! just look up this is airsoft by evike.

[@rockelino]

I winced every time you said "Jason Staythe-Am". I think it's pronouced "State-Ham"?

[@bigdove8adam247]

The fact you slipped in a Scarface joke made me smile lol

[@devinsears1886]

I still think and wish that stone cold was a member of the expendables.

[@xqiuvmah]

That smudge on your wall had me wiping my screen for 30 sec trying to clean my screen

[@FanSeitz]

20:13 I developed a new term called "getting Randyed," which means getting completely overpowered by someone else you shouldn't be getting easily beaten by.

[@SharkAlien66]

I know right, what a piss off. Stone Cold beats down Stallone only to lose to Randy Couture with barely a fight.

[@norcalmisfit82]

Harley Dirk randy couture would destroy Steve in real life

[@SharkAlien66]

That's probably true. Randy Couture is a former multiple time LHW and HW champion in the UFC and Austin is a beat up wrestler. That doesn't change the fact that Steve Austin was a way bigger star then Randy and just beat up Stallone in the film.

[@krono5el]

you not expendable to me bambo

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

Could you do a Summer of Kurt Russel Decker?

[@hisnhersletsplay5081]

Awww you left out the epic ass beating that Jet Li and Jason Statham put on Gary Daniels.

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

2:31 best moment in vid.

[@dabspur8761]

Decker, they can charge whatever they want for them AA12 Shotguns! Show any potential suitors that scene and they'll be slapping down their credit card. Boys and their big ass heavy duty toys.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Unfortunately the traffic conditions are less than optional, uh still better then taking the bus. Ok that’s funny a good 80s line and true.

[@nichhuft5986]

It's awesome to see Arny and Bruce Willis in this, but it's kind of lame to not see them do anything. It's kind of like being in a sexless relationship with a super model.

[@wakesake]

what version of the movie do you have , there are many scenes changed ? btw price of the AA12 used to be18K and this was the Last Proper action movie i saw

[@NerdyBadger]

Decker can you please review the movie Splice from 2009 when you have the time? It such a odd film.

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

10:34 Somewhere, Michael Bay just came and he doesn't know why

[@UltimateH911]

Hey Decker :) long time no talk to you, hey have you considered reviewing The Terminator? :)

[@DeckerShado]

UltimateH911 Came very close to doing a Terminator/Robocop summer, but couldn't quite figure out how to round it out.. so yes, I did.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Decker Shado I found a movie you might hate me for that I want you to review. Its a found footage film called Into the Storm.

[@manueljaramillo1313]

Unfortunately for them...It's X-mas Time!

[@BloodRawEngine89]

Oh, you play EDF too. Figured such a niche title wouldn't reach out that much.

[@louistoken9334]

damn... stalone went full old west. AND WHO BROUGHT THAT GUY WHO DID Avp:R BACK!

[@dethbook9ballz]

18:25 is me with no coffee

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Decker Shado needs more subscribers

[@AerialJ]

Expendables 2 next please or The Specialist

[@gustavefrankfurter6462]

You can buy an AA-12 in Texas. It costs $12,000.

[@Aigloblam]

Super curious.... Does he mispronounce "Premise" on purpose just to fuck with us....Or is it really a mistake? At first i thought it was a mistake. But lets be honest here.... Its Decker Fucking Shado.....He can do whatever he wants and we will love it.

[@ToxicDust13]

This is how G.I. Joe should have been.

[@Sonamyfan875]

Deckar, the AA12 ain't worth it. If you want a FUNCTIONING automatic shotgun, get yourself a Saiga 12. ;)

[@skullyskaric7779]

..damn.. texas..got mean looking peformance wrestiler..that's a damn 3:16 alright (not the munber i put for the beginning the references to wwe with steve austin)

[@maul685]

Decker do the End Of Days movie with Arnold lets have some religious jokes :)

[@noahbythelake]

everybody should stop saying it period... let it fade away along with the hatred it represents

[@Agentname69]

Just want to point out, Dolph lungran makes a sawed off shotgun look like a f****** pistol

[@Mightymick114]

Is this a special edition it seems to have extra scenes

[@TheDestroyerX]

Extended cut (10+ min and a few modifications) exemple Shinedown’s Diamond Eyes wasn’t in the original cut and same for opening credits Sinner’s prayer by Sully Erna too

[@jasoncase9481]

Yin Yang saved by plot convience of Barney otherwise Gunner would have killed him in a challenging fight.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Yeah, Terry Crews was fucking awesome in this movie. Oh, and Stallone was there too, I guess.

[@zigfaust]

Name a movie Terry Crews is in where he doesn't steal the show. I'll wait.

[@MaddSlasher]

This movie makes me so happy.

[@Ridiculousman2nd]

Remember this shit at Christmas?

[@PlagueDragonRat]

Gunner has Bowser-level group privileges.

[@ziljin]

Expendables is great. still waiting on expendebellas the female team film

[@Mightymick114]

Is this a directors cut it seems like there's scenes I haven't seen before more interms of extra dialogue

[@Jack-zn6qm]

Hi Deker great review and have you seen the wrestler, if so would u be intrested in making a video on it. ;)

[@treckerxd7516]

Is there chance of you reviewing Tropic Thunder?

[@DeckerShado]

TRECKERXD 75 Potentially. Not sure if it'll fit in this year.. probably not.. but potentially.

[@treckerxd7516]

Decker Shado sweet