Rambo III Review

[@artyman60]

And the year is 2020 now and rambo will be in mortal kombat..... thank you decker!!!

[@silverlabilver585]

It is 2022 now and he has some pretty cool moves in Mortal Kombat, he moved in along with the joker, Spawn? and the terminator, it's clear for MK11 nether realm chose the 80's/ early 90's

[@WhatHappenedToHollywood]

Underrated comment

[@Skreezilla]

the only way it would be more awkward for Americans watching this movie is if Rambos contact was named Osama

[@bongoman9578]

@What What the people that made it did

[@robertlogan5354]

in the 80s, that actually would not have been a big stretch. the usa has a bad habit of training and arming locals to fight against whomever we're enemies with. it has come back to bite us on the ass more than once.

[@cgoode1201]

To be fair Decker, it can get cold as balls in Afghanistan. Like, it can snow, so maybe that's why the Russkies need their comfortable hats. In other news, your "Awkward" segments made me laugh. Great review as always!

[@kingofmonsters14]

it's not wrong: we were allies then. now.... ooof... awkward isn't big enough a word

[@Tr4sh_can34]

Yeah I was there on summer vacation when I was 9. My family and I drove up a mountain and when I came out I froze my balls out all while wearing only an afghan dress with no jacket. According to my family I went a little blue due to the cold. Warmest and coldest place I've ever been to

[@alfiro-morgif3908]

I’m from the future and Rambo is in MK 11

[@adamofgrayskull7735]

It's ironic that 3 years earlier Rocky made PEACE with the Russians

[@davetheplugpalumbo1621]

If I can change! Then you can change!

[@davidanderson3652]

@@davetheplugpalumbo1621 Everybody can change!

[@BestCupid]

Well I got some good news for you Decker, Rambo is now coming to MK11 in a few more weeks and its as brutal as we all hoped

[@jimjames3162]

Rambo is now in mortal kombat

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

That opening: "YOU MANIAC, STALLONE! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!"

[@dylankaiser5546]

he did lol

[@williamhiers1280]

I love the glowstick scene. "It turns blue." XD

[@snakex1]

He is in Mortal Kombat now.

[@Eon233]

coming here all these years later to say Yes! Rambo in MK11. The trap machine lol

[@fatflopbellydrop8578]

I just love how the end of all your reviews look like the end to a movie.... idk it has some sort of "nostalgic" vibe to it. I like it.

[@KB-vr3nl]

5 years later Rambo in MK 11 Utlimate

[@cam-a-lot1973]

Well your dreams for Rambo in a Mortal Kombat game came true~

[@jonpeley]

The original message in the ending was different: "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan". They changed that for obvious reasons.

[@vaquero141]

That is fake news. There has been no evidence of this ftom any of the vhs releases and I watched this film in 1988 and it was "gallant people of Afghanistan"

[@vaquero141]

Jason Strom i saw it in the theater too. There has been no evidence to prove it. There's even a KZbin video debunking it

[@Kurtsg10]

Well in fairness, not all of the mujadhedeen became Taliban and AQ- many became Northern Alliance or GTFOed or Retired.

[@ojsilva1975]

Yeah after 9/11, 2001, they changed it to “This Film is Dedicated to the Gallant People of Afghanistan.” not to mention this movie was hardly shown as much on television after the attacks.

[@Mecha82]

Well yeah, these days this movie is kinda awkward.

[@Agencyagent33]

IKR :/

[@jagannathbarman6712]

kinda????

[@prxttyvibee2521]

why

[@Etherman7]

@@prxttyvibee2521 Even though America didn't directly help put the Taliban in power, American aid to the Mujaheddin fighters ended up getting split up to various factions, some of whom ended up being al-Qaeda founders and the Taliban (as well as their enemies in the region). Similar to what happened with support for Syrian rebels unintentionally helping to create ISIS as well as the Kurdish resistance. This movie shows Rambo helping the Mujaheddin and portrays them as romantic freedom fighters.

[@prxttyvibee2521]

@@Etherman7 I didnt see the movie, but I understand

[@PaladinOfNerds]

This is one of your funniest reviews in a while.

[@ahdonus_the_dork4862]

18:09 5 years later

[@nyancatnatalie]

Your wish was granted 5 years later. Rambo is in Mortal Kombat 11 :D :D :D and Sly even voices him :D :D :D

[@erainmartinez8175]

Totemo Shiawase tsukuru kore Bideo (So Happy making this video)

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Stallone was quoted as saying that this was the only reason he made Rambo 4, so Rambo’s last movie wouldn’t have him fighting alongside the taliban.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Jason Strom Rambo 5 was for a different message.

[@s.nifrum4580]

@@ImInLoveWithBulla I thought Rambo five was a masterful end to the series Here’s hoping it remains the end. I’ll still enjoy whatever comes next if it gets to that point but definitively I’d have them end it right there

[@NO7ADOnDADV]

Rambo in mortal Kombat💯💯

[@ojsilva1975]

Lmfao yooo I love the “Awkward” line running fast in some of the scenes ahah. 🤣😆🤣

[@ronaldshank7589]

I didn't. I thought it was very distracting!

[@ojsilva1975]

@@ronaldshank7589 😂

[@TINYMAFIA]

Dude you're the best reviewer ever KZbin. Much better than Jeremy Jahns and that other youtubers. I just came across your video while trying to find movies based on Afghanistan and your review was so hilarious it made my day. By the way, loved it with the whole' awkward' lines haha. You've just earnt yourself an Afghan Subscriber! :)

[@ThomasE316]

Rambo in Mortal Kombat THEY DID IT!

[@aargomemnon]

Aged like fine wine

[@lantern4206]

You predicted the future Rambo is in Mortal Kombat

[@DarthMacchio]

Seriously funny commentary, I lost count of how many times I laughed out loud! I love how over the top Rambo III is (no Sly Stallone pun intended)

[@raydiabolico]

Seeing this I'm pretty sure Curtwood Smith was always permanently the guy with the biggest forehead ever.

[@MrCarpen7er]

*Kurtwood

[@Kains_Gaming_Channel]

10:13. Love the edit timing.

[@SuperKamiGuru-i3c]

I'm not very far into this, but I got to the "awkward" ticker and I was wondering: Wouldn't these guys be the Taliban? It's the 80s, and that's when the Taliban was fighting Russia. I think I may have even read this somewhere. Rambo is fighting for the Taliban. Weird shit.

[@charlesvan13]

He was fighting for the Mujahadeen. There were Afghans fighting the Taliban before Nato came in after 9/11, and who actually defeated the Taliban with U.S. air support.

[@skullfacekillah3692]

I am sure some of the mujahideen joined the taliban.

[@Tr4sh_can34]

@@skullfacekillah3692 yeah but those were pastuns in the south of the country. The northern alliance was also part of the mujahedeen. I remember my dad telling me that he was a commando in a millitia that went on to fight the taliban

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

7:48 If that nose comes any closer, you're winding up like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown.

[@Pepe-mv1bm]

Hahaha

[@CasperTheGhost54]

Who would have thought Decker gets his wish now Rambo is in Mortal Kombat

[@LauranceDonMac]

“Seriously, Rambo in Mortal Kombat! Do it!” Funny enough, Rambo just got accepted in MK11 just a few months ago.

[@wakkadakka9192]

"Rambo III" and "Red Dawn" were two most hilarious ridiculous propagandic hollywood movies I've ever watch. A sort of movies where you expect bears-with-balalaika-and-vodka landing troops appear any second. Still laughing :D Nowadays another film appeared "Red Sparrow" wich breaks all previous records of bullshit but still funny as hell.

[@andrewwblanchard6037]

RUSSIA INVADING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS ACTUALLY CLOSE TO HAPPENING RUSSIAN PUPPET COMRADE FUHRER DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr TRUMPANAZI IS AT ANY MOMENT GOING TO HAND OVER AMERICA TO VLADIMIR PUTIN .

[@wd3185]

If you think the original Red Dawn is batshit crazy, check out the reboot.

[@boxtank5288]

@@wd3185 During the time the Original Red Dawn released, it was still a rather realistic possibility...Remake relies on China to get it's shit together enough for the assault.

[@Kurtsg10]

Ah are you Russian or from the CIS, Serbia, or Bulgaria?

[@wakkadakka9192]

​ @Kurt Garwood I'm from Finland, my grandmother is russian. Does it have something to do with the topic of discussion?

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

Rambo apologizes for helping the Taliban.

[@cristerowarrior1450]

The Taliban didn’t exist in the 1980’s

[@Phantomz148]

@@cristerowarrior1450 Yes... It did. Are you dense or just uneducated?

[@daverobson3084]

@@Phantomz148 "The Taliban emerged in the early 1990s in northern Pakistan following the withdrawal of Soviet troops from Afghanistan." www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-11451718 "Taliban, Pashto Ṭālebān (“Students”), also spelled Taleban, ultraconservative political and religious faction that emerged in Afghanistan in the mid-1990s following the withdrawal of Soviet troops, the collapse of Afghanistan’s communist regime, and the subsequent breakdown in civil order." www.britannica.com/topic/Taliban "1995 Newly formed Islamic militia, the Taliban, rises to power on promises of peace. " www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/asia-jan-june11-timeline-afghanistan "1994 - The Taliban is formed, comprised mostly of students and led by Omar." www.cnn.com/2013/09/20/world/taliban-fast-facts/index.html "1994: The battles reduce much of Kabul to rubble. Mullah Mohammed Omar, a Muslim cleric, sets up Taliban movement of Islamic students who take up arms, capture Kandahar and advance on Kabul. " www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2009/03/2009389217640837.html No. They aren't. Prior to early/mid 1990's it would have been the Mujahideen. Most likely.

[@andrewphillips8341]

Crisco No the Taliban hide out in Pakistan until the Russians left.

[@Tr4sh_can34]

First thibgm the taliban came after the movie was made. And second the Mujahedeen was a loosely bound coalition against the soviets. The taliban are comprised of pashtuns while the Mujahedeen was a lot of different millitias comprised of a host of all the other ethnic groups in the country

[@enriqueperez7387]

🤣🤣🤣 5 years later it came true. Rambo in MK11.

[@MThrow]

Funny how the Hind Rambo and Troutman are in is taken down by small arms fire when it was one of the most armored helicopters the Russians had back then. Also: "Rambo go down de hoooole" sweet Plucky Duck reference from Tiny Toons!

[@malygos9301]

You got your wish rambo In mortal kombat

[@1984Brandon]

(7:26) Trautman: Here you talk about peace? Interrogator: Well yeah but look at Iran in the year 1977 didn't Jimmy Carter talk about the stable leadership of the Shah? Trautman: Ohhhhhhhhhh, Fauxpas on our part yeahhhhhhhh...

[@lenini056]

Brandon Kilgore Do you have an awareness about that huge speech he gave about the Afghans who "rather die than be slaves", do you think NATO forces considered that speech as a warning before dropping in troops into Afghanistan? Oh the gigantic irony of the 80s till now and time have definitely change haven't they?

[@1984Brandon]

+Lenin Luna I don't understand your questions if: You mean - Do I believe North Atlantic Treaty Organization did the right thing deploying troops in Afghanistan? Yes, Afghanistan is where the extremist factions of the Mujahideen were based. Did they handle it well? No! and it's so tragic; Just like Damascus and Saudi Arabia you have Christians, Islamics, Judea et cetera. Every single person feels that the Middle East is there Homeland Country. There is enough room for everyone but since everyone has conflicting ideologies there will likely continue to be war. Even without religion Socialist China, Communist Russia, Capitalist United States, they put a pretty face on it like, "They want freedom, Democracy, or for the China Nation's People, or Russia's Motherland." We still have slavery in America but they don't call it that, it's [Indentured Servitude] The media is the who writes History not the people.

[@martaneon5310]

Decker: *awkwardly* uuuuuh look at this cat! Cat: *boop*

[@Victóriadosantosandrade70]

At the 18:10 mark you literally predicted Rambo in MK

[@ojsilva1975]

Oh, how the tides have turned…

[@sylokthedefiled3047]

This movie's politics have aged like already aged milk.

[@MF-LXRD]

Well seeing as the Terminator is now in Mortal Kombat I don't think we'll be waiting too long for Rambo at least better not be much longer.

[@YaBoyYeti]

ahh good times when the mujahidins where the good guys. ps: you are right Decker, what a awesome finishing move for mortal kombat @ 17:58

[@williamhiers1280]

I think you confused Mousa with Masoud. Masoud is the older guy at the freedom fighter village, and he is played by Spiros Focas. Mousa, meanwhile, the younger guy, is played by Sasson Gabai. This is similar to the Vinh/Kinh confusion in the second film. The screenwriters must like being as confusing as possible.

[@robertfeldmann542]

Rambo in Mortal Kombat....... Wish Granted

[@mikemccauley7706]

Well you got your wish mk11

[@alienicarus]

Once "THE SUMMER OF SELVESTER STALLONE" is over you could review Dinocroc & other SyFy Roger Corman films. Those are the films I grew up on. That and the Alien saga.

[@RyanH2002]

Rambo in mortal kombat, Decker is psychic confirmed.

[@bromodragone8405]

I wonder how Decker feels about the revelation that Rambo will be appearing in MK11? In fact, I started binging these reviews after said revelation.

[@erainmartinez8175]

free the poor ladies 12:06

[@Hound831]

Your reviews are always entertaining.

[@charolettebacon6740]

This movie aged like a fine milk.

[@inferno1234561]

thanks for breaking my artblock. prepare for fanart of this too lol

[@sperch3d]

The character you refer to "Masoud" is actually called Musa and is played by Sason Gabai...

[@Targisvear]

I knew I was thinking "Isn't Spyros Fokas the older Mujahidin guy?".

[@petercorr784]

Laughed out loud a number of times during this review, great work! Quite unbelievable how awkward this is nowadays really lol!

[@doom7ish]

Red Dawn (1980) please

[@HyperHorse]

doom7ish You mean 1984.

[@andrewwblanchard6037]

AVENGE ME BOYS AVENGE ME

[@oddeyes9413]

And the Remake

[@Ko700el]

that person 6:14 was NOT spyros focas.....the man at 10:45 was Spyros Focas

[@seancrooker6771]

Also all those Russians were using AKM's. At the time and even today they use AK74's

[@fakenews6133]

This is movie land. The last movie sent rambo into enemy territory with nothing but a bow and enough explosive tips to destroy a small country.

[@masterbeattie973]

I know I'm a little late lol but I'm sure it wasn't exactly easy for the armorer on set to get real Russian Ak47s during the 80s lol

[@oddeyes9413]

No Decker, Bakugo is the one who sweats nitroglycerin. Unless you're saying Bakugo is related to Rambo... 😶 #PlusUltra

[@hoodna1]

Hello, i have just discovered your channel and i really enjoy it so far. also' i wanted to correct you that in this movie (rambo3) the actor is Sasson Gabai not Spiros Focás as seen in minute 6:16. Anyway- good movie and great review:)

[@michaeldublg]

FYI, Taliban didn't exist until around 1994. 6 years after Rambo 3 came out.

[@bobdole1826]

1988 months after the movie

[@bullet3827]

12:47 made me laugh for days :). It's why I love your channel, Decker

[@extreme_primus6884]

It's even more awkward now in 2022 with ummm...aaaah Ukraine

[@erainmartinez8175]

Yikes that looks painful 14:24

[@Shalanaya]

This movie is like a documentary, so true , Mujahedeen were the Northern Alliance that the US was helping in fighting against Taliban. Some of the most noble warriors on Earth. Massoud that this movie portrayed in the movie through a charater was a real hero. It is amazing how propaganda still works today, once some authority somehwre says and now Mujahadeen are bad, everyone ignorantly follows the narrative, without really understanding Mujahadeen at that time and many tribes within the tribes, that got separated into new cults. Simplistic mind can be dangerous, for it can be easily brainwashed.

[@lonchaneyslover7635]

Oh damn decker one of your funniest reviews bro, you think you'll ever get around to reviewing to robocop 1, 2, or 3?

[@Agencyagent33]

1 and 2 would be cool for him to do... Idk about 3 though lol

[@lawrencedewilde105]

Seems they did do rambo in mortal kombat hahahaha

[@StevenMatthewsTFI]

I might be mistaken, but I believe at the end of the original movie, it said Thank you to the brave people of the mujahideen. Later after 9/11, it was changed to the brave people of Afghanistan.

[@ojsilva1975]

Steven Matthews T.F.I. I remember that.

[@pugtie4695]

18:23 i believe they failed to understand Rambo is a God mod character.

[@PyramidHACK]

Yeah ok, I get my panties in a twist sometimes. I'm a fan of yours, Decker. Several times already you've gotten a laugh out of me. I know you're cool. I'd love to have a beer and chat with you sometime. (:

[@yuma420]

I'm really hoping that you will review Over the Top. Love your reviews! Keep up the good work!

[@VenusHeadTrap2]

7:45 "me uncomfortable in this position, master, me put paw over masters nose to show disapproval"

[@mongolballempire8664]

Love how Decker says summer of Stalone

[@agamerspov]

I know it's been three years since the review, but deserts can be cold, you know. It's not the heat that defines them, it's lack of water. There's a desert in Canada. Kamloops is a cold desert.

[@agamerspov]

Technically they are defined by three things: the amount of precipitation, prevailing temperatures, and by their geographic location.

[@sirchris6047]

i want a Rave Cave

[@zombie4553]

Mk11 Rambo

[@dixonj41]

Rockyyyyyyy... 2? Could we have Rocky 2? Tell me you'll do it!

[@finsfan9424]

nice entry to Rambo series had same but bigger action like the second movie

[@claudisbxch]

+Decker Shado review The Ring.

[@devinmccreery8003]

My top 11 Rambo Kills Ever: 11. Tai's Kill (2) 10. An explosion arrow in A mine 9. A subversion with A giant bomb (4) 8. Ran over A chopper with A tank (3) 7. Head decapitation (4) 6. Boat Massacre (2) 5. Russian Base bomb-out 4. A stabbing covered with Mud(2) 3. Arrow 2 the eye + Land bomb (2008) 2. Shot A rocket launcher @ A chopper (2) 1. The 1st kill (First blood)

[@bedroomreviews3229]

ironic rambo is in mk11

[@Nat20streak]

18:07 you got your wish Decker... Rambo's in MK11

[@FishyCuber]

Can you review 'Cube' from 1997 directed by Vincenzo Natali?

[@fakenews6133]

Anybody else think that the credit scrolls in the Rambo trilogy have shockingly out of place songs that I can only assume the movie makers drew out of a hat?

[@ronaldshank7589]

This movie still gets a 5 out of 5 rating, at least in my humble opinion. There are a few flaws, but, overall, it's completely satisfying to see Rambo, and Col. Trautman, come out on top, once again!

[@darkmanstudios3828]

Hey Decker, that end title just got even more awkward

[@rockelino]

Decker, the contact Rambo meets in Pakistan is not Masoud, it's Mousa (played by Sasson Gabai).

[@Wargoat6]

14:06 "a wearable symbol of a religion offensive to mine? Thanks!"

[@fakenews6133]

These are the most tollerant Taliban fighters ever.

[@breadandwater7038]

rambo in mk is fucking OP now... good shit man

[@wugglesx]

Obviously the kids light step perk has subtrees and he dumped all his points into trap avoidance.. should have branched out a little.

[@SeanWareGaming]

Speaking of Bloodsport, did you know that Sheldon Lettich, the writer of the movie Bloodsport, wrote the screenplay for Rambo III?

[@con566]

yaaaaay new review!

[@erainmartinez8175]

Damn you're crazy 0:16

[@MrV1r00zz]

ok i deadass started dancing the moment u screamed rave xD

[@johnmowry4691]

Bro I love watching your videos your so dam funny keep it up every time I need a laugh I watch one of your videos

[@tikkidaddy]

This Rambo knife is my favorite of all of them along with the one forged in John Rambo

[@ronaldshank7589]

Something else needs to be said here, and it's this:That young man, that's probably no older than 11 or 12 years old, has more guts than some young men, nowadays, have!

[@dpuppetmaster623]

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