Aries Spears - Dialog Old English Gladiator Braveheart

[@alvinsurreal2698]

Aries is a very intelligent comedian!

[@thechunkiestmonkey6887]

@DraculaCronqvist well you're not funny or intelligent

[@alexz98d]

yes he is, but the 80% of the public don't really get the jokes and don't laugh because , what do you know , they're black.

[@thechunkiestmonkey6887]

@DraculaCronqvist well you say he isn't intelligent in which there is many forms of intelligence and I would say you don't have one.

[@ivan4868]

DraculaCronqvist you’re so insecure of your own intelligence that you have to speak down on others, go home

[@thechunkiestmonkey6887]

@DraculaCronqvist hahaha I like how I forgot about you and then app these other comments fuckin destroyed you

[@michaelpinto5448]

Aries is a freaking genius

[@wiseguy8438]

a nuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke!

[@keefswet381]

"Ah there he is My son My seed My young loin The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"🤣🤣🤣 Def using this one

[@iroezekiela7295]

😂😂😂 me too

[@ChuggJugg]

"I'll be there eating my popcorn like damn who got diabetes." I'm dead man 😂

[@tracykilpatrick7219]

Keenan Gordon "My grandmoma the insulin's"

[@snarfer5612]

+Tracy Kilpatrick it's, "my grandmama got 'da insolence"

[@tracykilpatrick7219]

Lmao how did I miss that?

[@zafarkhanis]

Bahahahah

[@juniorshadows]

I don't understand that joke idk y

[@ColdDream224]

"Now hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords." Basically get your ass outside before it's dark out!

[@jonwilson9644]

hither away ;)

[@jonwilson9644]

and he's saying leave before it gets dark :P not be back by dark

[@ColdDream224]

Jon wilson Monsieur Jon Wilson! Your good deed today shall not go unacknowledged, for it is due to your expertise in the subject of spelling, that I, Bryan, is blithely aware of his erratum on this ever fateful day. Though my pride may be wounded, it is not without enlightenment for my own benefit. Now bear witness to the fruits of your efforts as I rectify my past endeavours.

[@jonwilson9644]

ahahahahahahahah nice

[@tre-moon-dous6122]

+Bryan can you maybe please tell me what to google if i want to learn how to speak like that? its a really interesting way to speak

[@jbulldog10]

“I need you to follow me..and keep up. i can’t work under these conditions” is the best part of this 🤣🤣🤣

[@LuG8911]

The insolence joke was sooooooooo fuckN clever. It went over alot of people's heads in that crowd

[@terencerodgerstr]

Explain please

[@LuG8911]

@@terencerodgerstr insolence was being used properly as "rude or disrespectful" in his monologue but he was making fun of the guy's ignorance who was watching the movie, as thinking the movie was talking about INSULIN, a term used primarily by minorities to describe diabetes lol

[@dominictoretto9645]

@@LuG8911 people really call diabetes insulin? Hahaha

[@LuG8911]

@@dominictoretto9645 i swear! Haha

[@donniecastro49]

@@dominictoretto9645 no Insulin is medicine that is used to treat diabetics lol so we associate those two together instantly

[@ffiinnrroodd]

How the hell did he remember a monologue that complex?

[@thedevilsadvocate3710]

I'm sure he ad libs it. He's obviously got an interest in the old writings.

[@VilaToro64]

He was an actor on mad tv so pretty sure dude gots experience

[@v4vndta911]

Practice, practice, practice. And more practice. Try it.

[@mohammadnurfiqri2831]

Or he just speaks it. One can just understand the words and say them. lol.

[@jd_jd_jd]

I bet you know the lyrics from hundreds of songs... some you haven't heard for years and years... how did you learn them(?) Repetition Repetition Repetition

[@TragicPrismatic]

Wow, it's so rare that I hear an American do an English accent well; this is great! ^_^

[@jd_jd_jd]

You're not English are you lol

[@bloodyconfessor]

it's a rubbish impression he couldn't stop the ebonics from flowing through lol stop pretending yank prick

[@Channel-se6mn]

@Meadow Pinkelle it’s not the best

[@clifton6919]

@@jd_jd_jd 🤣

[@Anonymous10801]

Now let us admire the tales of fantasy this sire has brought upon us. For only those with highest of potential and the most creative of minds can create such extravagant fantasies which caress our imagination in such a way that we ourselves aspire to do the same workings as the aformentioned sire does when the darkness decends and the hearts of man leads him to flock to his place of gathering to engage in such a joyous time.

[@ColdDream224]

BillyTheSnake A most compelling assessment from a fellow spectator. I would not believe myself to be the most enlightened in the matter of eloquent dialogue, however even one such as I, a low born bastard, can oversee the height of intelligence required to display a rather pivotal upper echelon performance.

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

I love you both!🤣🤣🤣

[@theonewhostandsaboveall]

@@ColdDream224 yal niggas went off 🔥

[@messerx10]

@@theonewhostandsaboveall yall both just tryna get some pussy!! shut it . haha

[@stevehangzo7159]

@@messerx10 huiha heiha🤣

[@algerae1984]

that monologue was so smooth lol

[@louiegimena4742]

Man! Aries's talent is overflowing.

[@shubroto81]

I CANT work under these conditions......lmaooo

[@theGENIUSofART-understood]

LOVE the English accent and speech. This guy is good.

[@nardiafuller2722]

Ah, there you are... LaKeisha................... LMFAO

[@nameless.greyceo]

The most funniest, underrated guy ever, why doesn't this guy have netflix specials every month?

[@Thoregor]

This guy is what I really needed to make me laugh.

[@eminentjonfrost]

Wretched is how I feel as I spew these words of hostility from my lips. Ah, there you are, Lakeesha, the beauty of my seduction. How I long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle... But first I must silence these roars that stem from my belly due to hunger. For it is only fit for a king to dine on the killing of a carcass after a day of duly wages. Ah, there he is, my son, my seed, my young loin, the mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise. I want you to take these metals of currency and go down to the local marketplace and trade them for a feast of yeast and wine. Now, hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords. As for you, my love, only when darkness is among us will I shower you with the fire that burns deep underneath my cloak. For only your seduction can force me to fall to bended knee and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty cat.

[@Gyrbae]

HUH!?

[@killabees3610]

Lmao Early

[@josephinsall9158]

Wow love it

[@ashtweth]

Thanks Bro that actually got me some pussy hahaha! :)

[@owómẹ́rìndínlógún]

eminentjonfrost LMFAOOOO

[@liamcaffrey1741]

As an Englishman, I applaud your accent. It was a lot better than most american's English accent.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... most *Americans' English accent

[@wr3tched]

wr3tched is how i feel as i spew these words of hostility from my lips.

[@Deluxe_Sterling]

Wr3tched hi how are ya

[@dominiquemcclaney128]

He really likes English accents!!!!! Its cool though!!!! Hes funny!!!! I like the way that he thinks!!!!!

[@malcolminthemiddle8777]

Yea

[@enyionyeobia5103]

Damn! Arie’s theatrical dialog is on point!! ✊🏾

[@kalebnbrown]

"I can't work under these conditions!"

[@mahadfaycal2843]

This guy is brilliant!

[@7oy.boy77]

"The mirrored me that sprayed from my male mayonnaise "LMHO

[@kafil407]

"The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"....I dont know wtf you was listening too...lol

[@laquetaworley4791]

Yes Aries is complete genius !!!! I love him !!! He always crack me up

[@MioRaem]

"PROMETHEUS, PLEASE, SPARE ME OF YOUR BANALITY! xD

[@sirreginaldlee3576]

😂

[@cb4gusto744]

😂😂😂😂 I practice that part

[@retrofooly238]

@@cb4gusto744 me 2 😂😂

[@javarisjamarjavarisonlamar7517]

@@cb4gusto744 on dogs

[@pinacoladatv808]

Lmao

[@vamtheanomaly]

Remember he isnt just a comedian, he was an actor / sketch comedy actor. Its more complex than some can imagine.

[@kingraj333]

damn i ddnt even laugh that much, i was just in awe of his english accent

[@caneanukunuku8269]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same here!!!

[@louv5166]

I've been raving about Aries since the 90s. I was always confused as to why he never became a bigger star.

[@bahamutr4270]

To me overall his material was to early for the era, Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle's more commentary comedy hit more at the time.

[@TheKorfish]

Get his ass on game of thrones now!

[@melissarosario4414]

i know he great with accent

[@prayerpowersr854]

+Melissa Rosario it's actually not that great, you might not be able to hear him slip in and out but to a native englisher, it's clear as day

[@jelenapavlovic3579]

You can watch Braveheart (1995) full movie here *myfullmovies(dot)pw/braveheart-1995-full-movie/.* Thanks, Newton.

[@thayalsinghamraagavi1708]

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[@jack_daddy_mack]

David Sadowski Yes, damn it!

[@yafaisquadify]

Very underrated comedian.

[@revolutionoftheclassics3630]

The Shakespeare bits were amazing Great talent!

[@JustAsiaaa]

He had me at “Male mayonnaise “ 💀

[@thedarkwarriorperspective7475]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@malcolminthemiddle8777]

😂

[@ak-vk3gd]

damn this man is a fookin legend for speaking this old and complex dialogue intelligence that all i got to say

[@VinnyLations]

One of the best stand ups of all time!!!!

[@drepop803]

i feel the same exact way. i love the old english/middle ages era. love all the movies, shows, and the oh so sexy women.

[@buttayobread505]

Aries is talent

[@yoyobones4459]

the way he was speaking old English he should be in Game of Thrones or something LOL it was to good

[@laftw93]

"and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty-kat" bahahaha

[@Em_Rey]

😂😂😂

[@AKingAmongst]

This bit never gets old 😂

[@dexterhinds7945]

Yeah the audience sucked I remember this stand-up. I think it was Manhattan infront of a more cultured black audience and i remember he was saying some funny shit on race and those more liberal blacks were more vague in their laughter

[@sirreginaldlee3576]

"The fire that burns deep underneath my cloak" 🤣😭

[@bensocrazy7264]

This was his best material. It was too advanced for some of the audience. Very well put together wordplay.

[@andycopeland7051]

Seriously the best thing in TV/film/theater is dialogue.

[@VersionBest]

Damn I haven't seen him since his MadTV days. He was one of my favorites on the show.

[@wonderfulchild55]

He did a great english impression. Smart. He is a great comedian and actor!

[@boywithoutsoul587]

This is the reason why I love this guy

[@hechx4606]

I love this guy's delivery. I'm not laughing but I'm enjoying myself very much.

[@Ober1kenobi]

My grandma got da insolence

[@ThouArtOfWar]

Insulin

[@TostiTostelli]

ThouArtOfWar Man you talkin about your grandma? show some respect.

[@ThouArtOfWar]

TostiTostelli wtf you talking about my grandma was not mentioned in the video more did I mention her moron.

[@Ober1kenobi]

we're you guys even listening, go back and re listen because he clearly says it it,

[@ThouArtOfWar]

He says it I didn't your comment was directed toward me. Even if he did it's comedy who cares.

[@eisenkreuzmusik]

I have been highly entertained and engaged in laughter by your routine as a stand-up entertainer

[@dre79ful]

this guy is a riot. very talented comedian!

[@joemunoz1476]

"my grandmama got the insulins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Almadelante]

Not casting him in Macbeth is a waste. That man can deliver lines. Good damn i would watch that.

[@Em_Rey]

Facts!

[@growingwithjoy]

This was incredibly good!!! Next level comedian for sure.

[@EzequielEcheverria-b3i]

I watched , keep watching and I'm sure I'll watch again cause is great this guy .

[@szvqorwnpstahskypfwmp9821]

Aries is a very talented man. LOL!! Big fan!!

[@LORENSSIOK]

That was harder than it looked! Well done monsieur!

[@ellias9900]

"I like it for THE dialogues";⚓️;✌️;.

[@aviel3361]

This guy is freaking BRILLIANT! :)

[@joshmcnulty5950]

Legendary, one of my favourite sketches

[@Iden_Elihio_1999]

Damn his English sounds so accurate .......

[@joeganderton3616]

Very talented

[@RevelationMinistries114]

Years later and this still golden

[@cypresspuz]

His memory BLEW ME AWAY

[@justlooking2183]

Poetic comedy pure genius ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bravo

[@bojanraicevic34]

He is superb.

[@russellnee-owoo6624]

Watching from Ghana love this guy

[@mr305monje5]

This is why i love black comedians this m.f. are the best in the world period.......

[@sharktheory0772]

Aries Spears doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

[@marquise2246]

I watch the whole stand-up at least 3 times a year

[@sairentoaudio]

Dude is underrated.

[@AngieFox]

male mayonnaise lmao

[@puccan479]

Do y’all understand how hard it is to even memorize this joke?

[@pixelhot7888]

Woa, I'd take a whole year to memorize those lines!

[@Ali-dn9tl]

LMFAOO mann wrong crowd. That was gold!

[@patrickbroaden9820]

Talent....👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@grassshadow1]

He is so well spoken

[@gloriahodge255]

Love him !!!

[@DTRider1]

One of the best!

[@MAJIN_MAGIC]

Aries is so underrated!!!

[@RobertTevault-b1n]

Well done, sir. That monologue is the first time your mouth and proper English have met.

[@Jeffrey9In4Chains]

damn that ancient English dialogue was on point my dude!

[@OmarDiego2030]

This is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@d3themusicdj]

@ 2:10 some girl got turned on by what he said 😂😂

[@OutPlayedGGZ]

"Mi'Lord" is said when one noble is speaking to another as a sign of respect,"My Lord" is said when a commoner is speaking to a noble as a sign of fealty

[@MrCONBO]

holy shit this guy is a genius

[@aaronbinns3367]

It’s been 10 years and this is still funny

[@Mike.Jones2]

This dude is awesome

[@MJax53]

I died at the insolence joke

[@beareroflife]

Hes a true Artist!

[@MrJking065]

His obsession with siring an heir blinded him to how capable his daughters were of running the family business.

[@brianclittle1593]

I need him to do a Netflix special!! Please!!

[@mgbmuza9448]

One of the most under rated actor/comedians in the history of mfkn comedy and entertainment ..

[@fendonc]

Genius - This guy is so talented he even has talent to waste. Jokes aside Aries you are a great comedian but perhaps an even greater actor and that is saying something.

[@WarzoneArea]

He got that dialogue on point never heard an American get it down like tha

[@juanbb00]

Never knew he was this funny All I remember from him was that he was on Mad TV Underrated

[@andrewmaclean9810]

Aries Spears' accents/impressions are fucking brilliant lmaoooo

[@adastar17]

his accents are the absolute best

[@fallout_patty]

Insolence... GOT DAMN WHO GOT DIABETES 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wes-dr3hx]

This nigga is so talented. You people have no idea how much talent Ares has. He’s had mild success but deserves better.

[@genuinepenguinproductions4547]

He has awesome accents