An Animated Story Channel Is Beefing With Me

I'm officially being dragged by animated story channels and this is my response.
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[@teclinsoro4523]

youtube won’t let their creators swear, but it’s totally okay to talk about an adult drinking breast milk for 10 minutes straight apparently

[@agrisimfarming]

Your profile pic enhances your comment

[@genericname471]

Agrisim Gaming Grandma: EAT MY COOKIES!

[@sylv256]

a yes

[@humanbean9370]

Also talking about cream for however long that one video is

[@seventeen4094]

Teclinsoro well they dont swear so its cool

[@mahesw9637]

Imagine being in a happy marriage with a guy who is a voice actor, and then some day when your chilling at home that guy goes to his room to record a voice and said "No mommy, I love boobies"

[@michaeljohnson905]

You know for a fact they ain't married anymore

[@fuckthaclout]

If i was that actor i would wash my mouth out with soap and water after

[@bluesansball3707]

As an amateur voice actor, I’d be VERY reluctant to do that

[@josephine8406]

@@bluesansball3707 as an experienced voice actor I would also be VERY reluctant to do that.

[@Autumn_009]

😂😂😂

[@EmmanezerScrooge]

“My sister’s milk was a little thicker” them making me hear that sentence should violate laws against cruel and unusual punishment.

[@JaydenB118]

Lmaoooo

[@wolvie1618]

I'm sure it counts as assault

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@wolvie1618 prolly sexual assault if the sister don't wanna do incest but not

[@eyeover7307]

What the nsa doesn’t want you to know:

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

And those laws should be temporarily repealed because whoever made this story DESERVES cruel and unusual punishment

[@ihatehandles]

you can hear the pain and hesitation in the voice actor's voice every time he says "Mother, give breast"

[@anciaa_]

"$20 is $20"

[@Batmantherealbatman]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IT'S 3AM IM TRYING NOT TO WAKE MY FAMILY UP 💀💀💀

[@ghostflxwer]

@@Batmantherealbatman for some reason everything is funnier in the middle of the night

[@cctproductions6976]

@@ghostflxwerooooohohohohooooommmmmmm ooohohhhh dadddymmmmmmmmmmm

[@ghostflxwer]

@@cctproductions6976 wtf

[@mjr_schneider]

"My sister's milk was a little thicker" That's the most rancid thing I've ever heard.

[@funni_noises]

MJR Schneider what if his sister was a futa and you know why it was thicker

[@jayceallen6530]

MJR Schneider yeah that s*it is DISGUSTING bro

[@johndough7994]

@@funni_noises cursed comment

[@ParagonBourne]

Jo bruh

[@beingathing974]

Actually, it's fresh Please God kill me

[@00xsh]

“It all started when I was born at a young age.”

[@Agentmg17]

Maybe he also thinks Benjamin Button is normal, lol

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EVERYTHING LMAO

[@sweetumami1338]

“At age six I was born without a face”

[@Boi5219]

For a long time I was a child

[@notnotmanifest8113]

"Ever since then, I've been alive"

[@beththebubbly69]

"and there'd be no ...... booby left for me when i got home" you can really hear the actors hesitation here and it's HILARIOUS

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

"And I love B(tries not to laugh)reast Mi(tries not to laugh again)lk."

[@sierrajohnson717]

Imagine he lives in an apartment complex and his neighbors look at him sideways forever more

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Should've pulled a Danny Gonzalez on them. Apparently saying "I'll weigh my legal options" makes these weird lobotomites crawl in fear

[@monhi64]

Depends could go either way based on who you saw it to. I could definitely see it shaking some channels up tho.

[@ross9944]

Slap them with legal

[@sushi287]

Slapping people with legal is a true superpower

[@josephmatthews7698]

Using legal threats to bully creators isn't cool. Besides it's laughable in this case and everyone knows if you're seriously considering legal action the first thing your lawyer would tell you is shut the hell up and say nothing. They will make contact if it needs to be made. It always comes off like a Karen's temper tantrum to me.

[@MurtazaGI]

@@josephmatthews7698 No, it’s totally fine if someone is defaming you. Additionally yes, lawyers can pick up this case as it does fall under defamation.

[@aoibheann1037]

I mean the “biologically normal” argument is gone considering grown ass cows don’t still drink milk????

[@jcp1296]

Yeah, in fact humans are the only animals that drink milk as adults

[@deereye87]

EXACTLY

[@everythingdibs344]

Neither do small calf’s cuz farmers

[@miaconstransitch8979]

That’s what I was thinking!!! I also have never breastfeed but I’ve heard that mothers have to pump and feed often just to make sure they’re still producing enough milk for thier baby so why the fuck would a grown man take milk from a baby and claim it natural??? You already have an established immune system and teeth!

[@wabl288]

Mummichog But they wait for cows to grow don’t they?

[@yorpslorg8933]

The line “my wife took over for my sister” usually is a red flag for a bad plot

[@notreal5826]

I'm going to go comment this on their video, legit, I'll also cite my source

[@corneraction6765]

Yorp Slorg I felt like projectile vomiting at the sister part before was mild vomiting

[@connorgregory3986]

Or a bad porno

[@someyeeterontheblock2421]

Sweet home Alabama

[@cyb11114]

It’s also sounds like it’s a plot line in a “interesting “ porn

[@Rhylek]

if you’re ever sad, just know that someone somewhere had to animate a video about a youtuber drinking breast milk

[@Batmantherealbatman]

Imagine being the voice acter 💀

[@magfilms676]

y'know? that actually does make me feel a lot better

[@Okayyyki]

@@Batmantherealbatmanhe sounded close to tears man 😭

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

@@Batmantherealbatmanyou could hear the regret in his voice as he delivered those lines

[@girlleavemealone--]

​​​​@@Okayyyki"Hey you wanna act for us for 300 dollars?" "sure!" *later at studio* "Alright, here ya go!" 'Thanks!" *looks at script* *shooketh* "d i d w e m e n t i o n n o r e f u n d s" *crys*

[@helIooooooooooooo]

this entire story has all the signs of fetish content: the lack of acknowledgement for how weird this is, the graphic descriptions of the taste and texture, the propaganda of how the other side is wrong for thinking this is weird, and the progression of the story itself. the entire thing reads like something I'd encounter on wattpad and judge heavily yet still read because of my concerning lack of self respect

[@AGoofyJester]

I agree with this whole thing

[@fourthmatchflame]

as a person with this fetish it absolotly is.

[@09_iix]

okay i know this aint the place for sex ed, but whats a kink then? i thought a fetish was a kink.. but now im confused

[@fourthmatchflame]

@@09_iix a kink is something you like, a fetish is something you gotta do. so i guess its more accuret to say i have a breastfeeding kink but who cares.

[@09_iix]

@@fourthmatchflame thank you for giving me the education my school never gave me because that stuff is heavily frowned upon here LMAOO, also im happy to see someone comfortable with their kinks, i dont know, but it feels inspiring because i would never be able to admit that i have a kink to myself

[@CurlyKebab]

"No Mommy, i love booby" Tbh i feel sorry for the voice actor who had to say it

[@haylnanna5575]

Don't, they most likely chose to.

[@dontlookatmyplaylists]

Not paid enough, poor voice actors.

[@ineedausername9617]

Probably some underpaid dude had to say that because he was so desperate for the money, imagine the financial situation you have to be in to agree to say something like THAT 😭😭😭

[@preethamrn]

I feel sad for Jarvis who will forever have the sound bite of him saying it as well.

[@Treborx4]

Thousandth like

[@ziawhite1740]

“My sisters milk was a little thicker” it would of cost you zero money not to say that

[@AlleywayMurder]

And sweeter

[@thecringekid5744]

Yet you did

[@robertl7428]

It's not about the money it was never about the moneeeey it's about sending a messaGA

[@ziawhite1740]

Ahh sips, PERFECT

[@azure2029]

You about to make me act up

[@CossackGene]

Oh. This is fetish content. The taste descriptions, the public nature of acts described, the way the world in this fictional story warps to accommodate the behavior . . . breastfeeding is a fairly popular fetish. Even if they add that breastfeeding is totally oversexualized in popular culture, I'm 99% sure this is what the story is for.

[@thepfoneguy9470]

aye Sherlock, thanks for letting the rest of us plebians in on the secret!

[@cosmosisrose]

@@thepfoneguy9470you would be surprised how many people genuinely don’t realise this stuff

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

​@@thepfoneguy9470Why show up a year later just to be a dick?

[@peterlee840]

I love how you can hear the voice actor struggle at points trying not to laugh.

[@horror__sans]

I wonder what was going through his poor head when he first read the script. “Oh, me too” or “What da hell is this?”

[@wren_.]

@@horror__sans”think about the paycheck think about the paycheck think about the paycheck”

[@ourgoldenspires]

or cry

[@galactic7458]

“Breast milk is great for growing humans” yeah you use it to water the child plants

[@JackedThor-so]

When I tell you I laughed way too hard at this! 😂

[@batterybroken]

Ikr, they are doing it all wrong. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ninagatechair3524]

Mother of two here and i confirm lol child plant 😂

[@lastnamewasoffensive563]

Do they grow on bushes or in the ground? I think i planted my baby wrong

[@whywhy1865]

Let it grow let it grow.

[@tdsm99]

Aang and Zuko's character arcs could never compare to "I eat scorpions for breakfast to become poisonous"

[@Shizzy5321]

I know I mean I can say everything about the guy in that story name ONE thing about zuko he's a two dimensional character with the guy in that story being completely three dimensional

[@tdsm99]

@@Shizzy5321 So true Zuko never ate scorpions smh

[@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916]

Leaves from the vine is not nearly as emotional as when the cat was smarter than the teenage girl

[@michaualtington]

@@Shizzy5321 i watched avatar 7 years ago and from what i can remember zuko is the "we were bad but now we're good" meme

[@riversgoingnowhere1659]

Michau yes.

[@pennycat6317]

"I'm gonna draw and animate you getting breastfed" might be the rawest insult I've ever heard

[@anidiot5386]

It's more of a threat

[@joshduriden519]

That entire video was just a passive aggressive way for them to call Jarvis a large man baby. Which could have been done in like 10 seconds, and wouldn't have been as painfully cringe worthy and boring.

[@kimmel636]

They may have threatened Kubz Scouts but that is the My Story channel. This channel isn’t beefing Jarvis. They have a website that people submit stories, and they, I kid you not will upload anything they have submitted!

[@newtpollution]

Nothing in my life has ever disgusted me the way that sister winking did.

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@Chillerll]

;)

[@shushumga7482]

Don’t edit this comment, if you want to keep the heart.

[@lick28]

Ever heard of two girls one cup?

[@ineedausername9617]

I could feel Jarvis's act come off a bit at he was clearly disturbed, we all do know he has to have a cool attitude to make this entertaining for us to watch. I REALLY don't blame him. I saw and was like WHAT.

[@viridion5052]

I’m convinced these stories are just their fetishes animated

[@anarchomando7707]

So American hentei

[@animasuper1343]

my fetish animated

[@thebird616]

One day David Bowies gonna come talking about how he loves hands

[@ss-kg7gr]

@@thebird616 Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old..

[@SmashTheAdam]

@@animasuper1343 this honestly seems like a name one of these animated stories channels would use

[@Nekomancer_Evei]

I think ... what they did proclaiming your story as a true story makes it libel/slander, and thus illegal.... like you literally could sue... and win pretty quickly because there's now money involved. just saying. Good luck.

[@liamdalemon1525]

he should write his story on how My Story Animated made a mockery out of him and upload it to My Story Animated. seems like a story they would write about if not for the fact that they are 100% to blame for it

[@enbeast8350]

@@gypsylee333 While I do agree with you and I love that British parrot, I think this case would have more grounds than Bob Murrey's case against John Oliver. To be clear, the case wouldn't go through, but it does have slightly more of a chance because unlike John claiming Bob Murrey put M&Ms up his ass and told tourists to grab some sweets, claiming someone has a thing for breast milk is slightly more realistic

[@askinredroads5132]

I believe because they didn’t use his last name theres plausible deniability.

[@honeyeggs9145]

@@askinredroads5132 nah they would lose regardless. they put his actual first name and his unique appearance, those two combined would nuke their defense immediately.

[@ef4593]

Because he’s a public figure he would have to prove actual malice, not just negligence in order to win the case. The channel also can claim satire or parody which makes any kind of legal action against using someone’s likeness in a critical manner invalid (this is how South Park gets away with the shit they pull) Alongside that Jarvis would have to prove that his reputation was substantially damaged and he has had prevalent monetary loss from the situation. All in all if you are a public figure it is very difficult to win a case when suing for libel. It wouldn’t be worth it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jamie1788]

i think the story forgot that after a woman has a baby they dont constantly lactate the rest of their lives

[@MsScarletwings]

Actually, there’s no hard limit for how long after a baby is born. Your body continues to produce so long as there is a demand. The weening process itself is what ends the lactation period. If you kept breastfeeding the kid, you COULD keep producing for years.

[@_Stray]

​@@MsScarletwingsis this really the topic you want to "uhm actually" on? Seriously? because I am judging you

[@epicthecandydragon6079]

They’re right though

[@almanacofsleep]

@@_Stray the topic is basic biology so yes.

[@showbizstudios655]

@@_StrayI mean, it’s true though. Women can continue to lactate for decades. Just because the story isn’t biologically incorrect doesn’t make it any less gross and you’re acting like them saying that it isn’t impossible means that they’re defending the story. There are plenty of other things to criticize the story on.

[@wubzt3r]

They basically wrote a Jarvis fanfic and then animated it.

[@kSamxdigger_playz]

“NO MOMMY NO, I NEED BOOBY” Jaris cried *with tears forming in his eyes*

[@jadaeh2401]

fan behavior

[@rei30029]

OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@randomkid8999]

Dīno lmaoo

[@-zawolf-8325]

Dīno oh god-

[@mdaynjer]

Theres no way someone could write a story like this unless they have a breastmilk fetish.

[@Bananachan289]

As a mom who breastfed, there was a lot of information that even I didn’t know before I had a baby 😂

[@yamigurl822]

That’s what I’m saying. The creator of this needs a therapist ASAP..... and possibly shouldn’t be allowed within 50 feet of a school

[@TheNoobler]

@@yamigurl822 Agreed.

[@sleepyghost5029]

yup

[@donatelloseyebrows]

@@shivangiparekh4980 oh it's fine it was really late and I was tired and forgot you could do that

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

Cool, more fetish channels pretending that they're not fetish channels.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Fetish channels targeting a child audience is further proof we are In Hell

[@juliettedemaso7588]

You handled this the breast possible way.

[@connernewbanks2119]

Girlfriend: why do you think drinking breast milk is normal? Jaris: we live in a society

[@dotssyn]

Conner Newbanks jaris

[@kennideelee7868]

Dotssyn jaris

[@LjCaples]

Society is BS. Yay Capitalism!

[@chamomilefairies]

jaris

[@rebeccamartens4192]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@J0eMega]

You know that one moment in high school where the class clown tries clowning on the teacher, but it ends up being so weird, that it just makes the entire class quiet and uncomfortable? This feels like one of those moments.

[@gilles466]

True

[@nnnrr7219]

Why is this so true

[@TheAveragePalico]

I miss these times 😔

[@kitty-xs2rt]

@@gilles466 it thought that was a book pfp

[@Im_Crescent]

its like "class clown" without the "class"

[@TheNormExperience]

“When little Tyson was born my wife took over for my sister and started breastfeeding me too.” Well THAT’s possibly the most cursed sentence EVER.

[@santonino9323]

"Small content farm from Alabama" that's the literal description put on their channel... suddenly it all makes sense

[@jojoreference2568]

Jarvis really thought he'd put two pictures of himself in the thumbnail and we wouldn't notice

[@geospheal-lnk279]

I love how he hearted this lmao

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

It’s so clear, how did he think we wouldn’t know

[@Grugh]

HEY, he’s trying his best

[@javidhussainzade4481]

Colour Not Color _jarvis is trying his best_

[@payme4243]

Can’t Believe Him

[@gabbyabbott4965]

I haven’t seen beef this stupid since Danny vs Troom Troom.

[@ghoulieyup]

at least they just made an annoying character based off him and didn't just make weird fanfiction

[@crg1292]

to be fair, this is the best beef since Danny and Troom Troom

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Believe me I love every minute of this weird beef.

[@borkedboards5639]

The beef of the century

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Ian C yes.

[@shadophaxx2401]

"At an early age, I was born. As a former child, my life has certainly had some experiences. It was truly one of the lives of all time. Now, in my adult life, I am older, and I'm living alive in a house"

[@enio9477]

The only person I'm worried about is the voice actor. Dude, are you ok in there? Do they pay you enough to sell your dignity and sanity?

[@presidenttheo565]

"But the cat wasn't as stupid as I was" is the single funniest thing I've ever heard

[@zesty3353]

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[@aztethan907]

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[@user-dk5ln2sf9b]

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[@naomiomiomiomi]

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[@ellarowswell123]

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[@creamiipeachii]

i never ever want to hear the word boobie ever again this is terrifying

[@mickey4697]

creamiipeachii *NO MOMMY I LOVE BOOBIE*

[@hngh6404]

*B o o b y* mommy *B o o b y*

[@annothernoob]

your pfp summarizes how i feel right now

[@Fisinocean]

No, please stop. Dont remind me of that monstrousity please. Stop.

[@felwinterslie8223]

An Noob same

[@teenytinykittycat5702]

The writers barely disguised kink

[@blurpell]

If it wasn't for Jarvis' commentary, I absolutely wouldn't have watched a single second of this.

[@PusheenPoprocksIsTired]

"I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this" *I W O U L D B E C A U G H T A L I V E*

[@meowdyllic]

ah yes

[@formlessblob6745]

I feel like he would actually wear that probably not what it said but if it said something else that’s exactly how he dresses

[@PusheenPoprocksIsTired]

@@formlessblob6745 yeah, I know that's why it's funny

[@sweatysweak]

He talks about how funny the story is and also include a link on breast cancer research. Good Man Jarvis

[@veghead05]

@@formlessblob6745 lol he was wearing it when he said it

[@randomnerd7450]

The whole thing is so uncomfortable, every time they say "booby" I die a little bit

[@gombomicrowave9489]

I’m dead then

[@scrunklymansoren]

we all die

[@glossiangelz]

Fr..I lose braincells

[@lvbboi9]

@@scrunklymansoren We are all pushed over the Cliff of Death by Time's unstoppable march foward, it won't budge to a beg, a cry, nor a bargain, and all the time you try to make it stop, it's still pushing you. We all die Booby

[@farhanjiyavudeen1987]

Yes, true

[@WuntyWho]

This gets me thinking how horrifying a breast milk factory farm would be.

[@Quaila]

That's just Sw*stika Night by Katherine Burdekin

[@aviataur]

Okay, what kind of unfortunate-ass child stumbled upon this video and had to experience the sheer creepiness in this god-forsaken video? This is like early 2000's/2010's DeviantArt, or somewhere else that isn't accessible via a web browser.

[@calculusantienjoyer254]

“eventually she started putting it in a cup, of course” *professionals have STANDARDS*

[@Ninjawarrior-wg2gd]

Jarate

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

the 10 eyed asian This has the same energy as “She’s a mammoth, of course”

[@KameInja]

Underrated comment 😂

[@jus_VAMPIRE]

TF2

[@Killerbee4712]

Be polite

[@tortoiseofmankind7397]

“Me I died for him” “me I trusted him” “ me I loved him” “and me? I’m the dang fool that gave him my milk” that is a line from Hamilton 2

[@tortoiseofmankind7397]

Woah I didn’t realize this would get so many likes

[@simbast9726]

Is this a format

[@epicgamerlegend6159]

It’s at 666 likes

[@inanimate.5465]

Yooooooo 666 likes

[@lailadobb9221]

I love how you didn’t say loved! 😂

[@HeatherGg15]

0:52 ok I’m rewatching this much later but can we talk about how good Jarvis’s singing is here???

[@realityclips6052]

He's also done some harmonies on one of his videos and it was so good

[@UltmtDestroyer]

Damn, Jarvis Johnson fanfiction

[@stephanie3669]

I-

[@mirandaa6551]

the fact that someone _wrote_ this is way more embarrassing than whatever it was meant to do to Jarvis’ reputation

[@Fisinocean]

I feel bad for the voice actor srsly

[@RobertNeDlro]

@@Fisinocean He better have been paid extra

[@Fisinocean]

@@RobertNeDlro he better frickin be or im starting a riot

[@owleeve2098]

@@Fisinocean As a va who does voice over jobs I don't exactly want to do, I feel the exact same distress in his voice. You know, the fake cheeriness to pull off the voice, then, as you cut the recording, your smile slowly fades away and you sigh very heavily and keep repeating to yourself that you're getting paid for it. Usually though, for scripts like those, it's not paid a lot. But to be fair, no amount of money can bring back an honor after the words "mommy I love boobie" come out of your mouth. Whoever you are out there, know that you're not alone in the world of indie voice actors.

[@lunastie39]

"no mommy! i love booby!"

[@aidenoliver1681]

This is actually one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.

[@TheNoobler]

Yup, I didn't even want to watch it anymore but I did it for poor Jarvis. I'm very disgusted. Hate that they did him like that...

[@mitsu4_rl____]

Ikr it's so stupid idek why that channel is appropriate for people like it should be gone by now

[@treymoment]

@@mitsu4_rl____ why is breast milk inappropriate??

[@mitsu4_rl____]

@@treymoment did you not hear me say the channel? And they make up these stories to "please" people idek and they faked a story of him. I'm saying the video is disgusting bc they used him and made him look bad which is stupid smh

[@angelicasysnila5476]

@@treymoment there's always someone like you in a comment section who take things out of context

[@nickonerd]

it is disturbing how the animators even know what breast milk even tastes like... someone mentioned to me once that they accidentally drank some breast milk before and said it tasted like milk from cocopuffs, lol.

[@eriknyuh]

11:10 meanwhile my moms milk was like literally poison to me cause I was allergic-

[@ColePenner]

Damn drinking breast milk out of a wine glass. What a classy man Jarvis

[@localegoist4079]

Chad moment

[@JackedThor-so]

A man of fine breeding NEVER drinks his mother's breast milk from the nipple like a heathen.

[@JackedThor-so]

@@localegoist4079 the thirsty Incell versus the breast fed Chad

[@deadaccount2212]

Coom chalice

[@apollo4294]

Cole Penner jarris*

[@brennanwieda4499]

I remember when it was “am I beefing with an animated story channel?” And now it’s “I’m definitely beefing with an animated story channel”

[@Qkrizi]

Frrr

[@blueninja012]

it's changed again

[@aisha5156]

Kevin Z 💀

[@jordanbaugh33]

As someone who recently had a kid. The idea of enough overproduction of milk to be willing to give it away freely is baffling. Like we had to go to pure formula because my girlfriend wasn't producing like any.

[@eyeover7307]

This is the exact definition of “and then everybody clapped”

[@QueerAndHunger]

This is so uncomfortable to watch and I'm not even Jarvis. Imagine watching a video like this about yourself.

[@jewelxiat]

YEP, I had second-hand embarrassment lmfao

[@jouyanabavian7519]

Your profile picture is my reaction

[@francescocostanzo8225]

I'm sure he is just laughing it off since that is so ridiculous

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I'm not a violent person, but one part of me wants to fricking punch the people who are doing this.

[@thefungusonyourtoes9291]

👁👄👁

[@samueljenkins4]

Fun Fact: the channel is from Alabama, so no crap it’s disturbing

[@damienmaymdien8087]

Lmao

[@xvipx8]

This explains soooo much

[@axiisgarbage]

i live in alabama and bitch im never going outside

[@elbruh3778]

*This makes too much sense.*

[@strwbrrytears]

I watched this go from 1 month and transformed to 2 months ✨ACCOMPLISHMENTS✨

[@MotherOf_3Kids]

Nobody even talks about Storybooth as much as they used too because they’re too focused on other animated story garbage. If u don’t know what Storybooth is it was the original animated story time channel and they post actual true stories.

[@rebeccarizoreimer]

The amount Jarvis quotes Hamilton is excellent

[@dermegger7733]

What the actual... who wrote the script for this? Who is like: Hey this dude made fun of us, let's make him a breast milk enthusiast. His viewers are gonna hate him now

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

"Hey, let's poke the beehive of people willing to defend Jarvis with their life and soul."

[@user-tm4bj5fk7c]

imagine the team animating that.

[@hannahb2306]

“I’ll show him by writing a borderline pornographic story about adult breastfeeding. That way everyone will know HE’S weird and wrong!”

[@dermegger7733]

@@hannahb2306 Yeah, like oh no the eight year olds watching the channel won't watch Jarvis's videos now.... they surely would have before. When I was seven or eight I also watched critical reviews of stuff I liked...

[@sz.marcell]

*Hmmm Milk*

[@chowdermain3434]

Animated history has its eyes on Jarvis

[@tdsm99]

Jarvis was never going to throw away his shot (to make content out of it)

[@rowanw1312]

He’s not going to be on KZbin Rewind

[@bonono21]

The world was wide enough for Jarvis and animated story's

[@NateTheGreat274]

you mean jaris

[@kaeleylyons5776]

Who lives, who dies, who tell’s the animated stories? *The Soul Publishing* I PUT MYSELF BACK IN THE NARRATIVE-

[@atlys258]

Bruh, the fact that they were so butthurt about fair use and good faith criticism that they made this is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣

[@oh-ohstinky5819]

fr 😭

[@tysonaromando6292]

Proud to be your son, Tyson Johnson 💯

[@Jets1713]

This is why I’m lactose intolerant

[@lennyerdody]

Me too now

[@deadlyfungus1557]

being lactose intolerant doesn’t stop you from drinking human milk

[@squidwardsclarinet4209]

That's a good decision

[@basildoingthings819]

deadlyfungus15 shhhhh

[@raahimfareed]

@@deadlyfungus1557 that's why my guy is lactose intolerant, so he can latch onto BOOBIE

[@lukeflancher2960]

The fact that Jarvis went the extra mile to dress like the character shows dedication.

[@shinxyt7333]

He’s used that shirt before btw

[@juliomcdougle1627]

Shinx Yt yeah but he decided to wear it for this part

[@lxmental]

It's even worse that he pretended it was real and did that "Uhhh.... I mean..." joke for it a bunch of times xD

[@shinxyt7333]

Julio Mcdougle to show more proof it was him

[@finnsphighter]

;_;

[@madsstokes]

You're such a good person, able to make good from literal slander.

[@Spooky_Dook]

A real class act for sure. (I couldn't)

[@zysifion2873]

Jarvis literally slandered the animation channel first, you’re only siding with him cause he’s more charismatic

[@shivdiaz]

@@zysifion2873 theirs could technically be defamation though whereas his was just jokes and honestly valid criticisms about the content

[@cryingchild2388]

"Hello. My name is Jacob, and I lost every body part other than my head. It all started when I tried playing Four Evenings At Freadee's. I payed the 2.99 and played the game. On evening 3 i got scare-jumped by Rick the Rabbit and my whole body fell off. The end."

[@kimmel636]

Good for you Jacob.

[@Robi-wd5zx]

They literally just proved it themselves that their stories are fake, although every1 knew that already

[@kimkos]

My sister does. Sometimes.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@kimkos does what...?

[@user-lr8sn4id9g]

Trey Atkins she just does

[@cutieplierofficial3850]

Trey Atkins Y E S

[@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946]

Robi you do realize that is a parody Chanel? Idiot

[@Twin0246]

They seem fairly confident about different taste and textures of breast milk, makes you wonder who's REALLY addicted to breast milk

[@Curdled.milk1]

IKR like how do you know what it tastes and feels like??

[@paradisesomeday6630]

Hmmm y e s. *banana flavour*

[@riversgoingnowhere1659]

Mmm, chocolate booby

[@gu.m1449]

ah yes, *coffee booby*

[@fre_]

Ah yes. The booby tastes like *cinnamon rolls*

[@ripclawt0627]

14:05 "Biologically no, morally yes. Now whip 'em Jinel, yo man thirsty."

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

I'm insulted that my story animated actually thought they were on the same level as death note

[@theloczek9582]

the fucking outro thats black and white looks better than their whole channel

[@bruhmomento885]

way to go weeb! of course they are in the same level as death note they have 100 employees working for their animations lmfao

[@JackedThor-so]

No, I think they and the Netflix adaptation are pretty similar in quality and execution. What Death Note are you referring to?

[@wikithehuman]

Maybe they thought about the movies?

[@theloczek9582]

@@wikithehuman the two japanese ones are pretty good and offer a twist at the ending but the netflix one? it reeks more than chewbaccas asshair

[@snosibsnob3930]

Why handle somebody criticizing you like an adult when you can throw a fit and impersonate them

[@MechanicalShockwaveBow]

you do be being the powerhouse of the cell doe

[@nikxidou]

ay bruh quit complaining and get back to work we're running out of power

[@shayla4007]

bruh you're the powerhouse of the cell you could just beat them up

[@hammerite6418]

What is this thread

[@ThatGuy-ng7et]

@Vault 13 Lol, Idk.

[@weareallfritz4365]

I'm okay with public breastfeeding in 99% of situations, but in a classroom full of children is that 1%.

[@essenkillerthezombiektz5026]

7:53 He says “I just find that bananas” Right before Jorvis says “One tasted like banana the other chocolate”

[@christinevalcimond5136]

“Breast milk is for growing humans.” Jarvis: For babies, it’s for babies.

[@Floedekage]

He certainly said that......

[@cookedsushi6417]

Floedekage hmm yes those words did indeed come out of his mouth

[@wizzem7890]

Hey I watched the video too!

[@yourlilbrudder5766]

Why is cow’s milk for humans then?

[@Vilevic666]

Your Lil Brudder we weren’t supposed to💀it was supposed to be for baby cows

[@rosiroo1503]

This would make me so uncomfortable. These people are.. just horrid.

[@Ecchial]

p e p l e

[@august5048]

S P E L L I N G

[@rosiroo1503]

Omg I didn't notice I wrote peple xD

[@brainlet4199]

Peple

[@firegester1056]

So is your fortnite profile picture

[@ausiwolf]

Imagine finally getting a voice acting job and having to do this.

[@coocoothecockatiel3345]

The story: The animated mother: the longer I'm with him the less I'm alive

[@Kai-dn9qg]

Sorry Jarvis, I simply couldn’t get through this video. The totally true story was way to cringe. Imma just assume that you made some jokes and totally slammed then, so I’ll still drop a like.

[@vinetail5735]

You don't need to pretend that he slammed the jokes, because he did

[@OMGcoldplay]

Same, I only got as far as the Mom showing up to class. I can only assume on what was going to happen next but I figured that the producer would go the low road. I love Freedom of Speech but unfortunately, it is largely self-regulated and this video has confirmed that all human decency is gone. Sorry this happened to you Jarvis and that you were peer pressured into watching this. Best regards to your mother.

[@vizthex]

ikr. I'm masochistic so I'll re-watch the entire thing.

[@buddyboi7007]

Summary: Tibby

[@beansnsteakmakepeoplequake8821]

Gi

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

“I dated my dad” (Rock music stops) (Banjo music starts)

[@Bru.h]

Hhhhhhhhhhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@anbureracorporation]

GENERAL KENOBI

[@afr0sheen]

*Sweet home Alabama*

[@tsukkisfrown1429]

The fact they’re from Alabama too

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Sweeet home Alabamaaaaaa

[@yvngmidoryia6762]

It’s the fact they compared themselves to avatar the last airbender lol

[@catpoke9557]

I get the worst feeling that they partially made this so gullible people think it's actually Jarvis telling this story and freak out

[@yuki97kira]

Theory: someones fetish story accidentally got submitted, so they tried to cover up, saying its not a fetish, and excusing it as a beef with you

[@personman2346]

But remember thats just a theory A FILM THEORY

[@ieatgarbage8771]

What do you mean “accidentally?” These are all fetish stories

[@yuki97kira]

@@ieatgarbage8771 they made an NSFW fanfic or something and submitted that one instead of the real story..well "real" story

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

@@yuki97kira what’s it called?

[@cherrybomber3328]

@@yuki97kira please tell me what it’s called

[@TH3KARMACHARGER]

They literally took the YandereDev meme and applied it to Jarvis with a backstory. Honestly I'm impressed.

[@fionameehan894]

C O N S U M E

[@anuwilson9039]

THE

[@bag.of.bones.]

C U M

[@anuwilson9039]

Never have I ever loved the internet more :,)

[@edrickang2338]

*Discord bans intensifies*

[@loweec3]

My boy Jayy from the kubz scouts

[@lockdown_lover]

The “NO MOMMY, I LOVE BOOBIE” part will be a quote under my photo in my high school year book

[@ascendedcat260]

Person: _drinks cow milk_ "Jarris": This says a lot about our society...

[@daftoptimist]

As we all know, nobody drank cows’ milk until car commercials were invented. We live in a society.

[@212Assain]

Jar is*

[@lazarthebuildjadamovic430]

Jarris no body drink breast milk

[@lazarthebuildjadamovic430]

I hope the real Jarvis will fight you

[@therealmistermemer]

"We live in a society"

[@RandomPerson-vn6sc]

Broke: KSI vs. Logan Woke: Jarvis Johnson vs. True Stories

[@casualdork6661]

lmao

[@Batman9110]

Your pfp is great

[@sansplays123]

Yoke:egg vs egg yolk

[@kwayyernorge7436]

I hate the word woke! If i go by modern meaning then i am anti-woke!

[@elijahr4848]

@@kwayyernorge7436 Ok

[@Chilloutlilbro]

I wonder if this is the story writers trying to explain why it’s ok to drink breast milk and covering it up as a roast

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

15:10 *that’s literally my brothers name-*

[@roro6320]

“NO MOMMY! I love booby!!” Is going to be my high school quote under my yearbook photo. I am not changing my mind. It’s final.

[@Ghiblidemon]

your name sounds like a animated story video title lol

[@roro6320]

Lol now I can’t unhear it

[@humnaali5759]

You better tweet it, don't go against your word 😂

[@lemonfork1152]

DO IT

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@one_smol_duck]

"Was this video paid for by a cow?!" Man, the Chick-fil-A cows are really diversifying their tactics.

[@photoshophasstopped6900]

WhEeZe

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

lmao

[@Diphenhydra]

Laura HavE YoU EveR wOnDeRed wHAt ThE A StaNds FoR?

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

@@Diphenhydra It stands for Autocracy

[@dontcheckmyprofilepicture8996]

DON’T READ MY PROFILE NAME

[@peachepanda4484]

Why did they have a nursing room for him if he was drinking it out of glass??

[@lukeburky8344]

True Story: *tries to diss Jarvis and make him seem like a child* Jarvis: we're raising awareness for breast cancer

[@anuwilson9039]

Jarvis was born a Chad.

[@omnical6135]

@@anuwilson9039 nobody's born cool.. except of course JARVIS JOHNSON

[@raggedymuffinz]

We Stan Jarvis for supporting big juicy mommy milkers

[@Cozmikazi]

@@raggedymuffinz badoonkers

[@tuff2235]

@@raggedymuffinz oh yes the big bonkalabongs

[@kittykatz2781]

As someone who’s spent an alarming amount of time reading bad fanfiction, this is the most I’ve ever been disturbed by a story

[@thisisafalseaccount105]

I’ve seen a lot of hentæï where there’s a lot of tit sucking and was fine with it, but this absolutely disgusts me, before you say anything, I watch hentæï for the plot.

[@hm9892]

@@thisisafalseaccount105 a man of culture i see

[@You-vm6yr]

@@thisisafalseaccount105 hentai has way more story to it and is actually interesting.

[@siobhanharnett3072]

I feel so bad for Storybooth who are out here making true and motivational content, and all these wannabees making titles like "I went to heaven then came back to consume kids!"

[@williamshookspear9584]

Weak

[@commscan314]

This is like how Danny Gonzalez got a Troom Troom parody of him because he reacted to them and found their content weird.

[@alexb389]

Seeing a vsauce reference and kubscoutz in this video made me feel how marvel fans feel seeing stan lee cameos

[@Mirrored33]

IKR

[@Glaamdring]

What's ironic is that-as you've established-you don't need permission to use someone else's content within the context of fair use but you _do_ need permission to use a person's name and likeness for entertainment.

[@jayjaythejetplane5390]

uno reverse

[@Timon-IrishFolk]

Slander is not fair use.

[@Glaamdring]

@@Aqua750 Explain what?

[@Man-ej6uv]

Well shit

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

@@Aqua750 jarvis makes a lot of videos reacting to these animation channels with stories "submitted by kids" where he exposes their exploitative practices.

[@lane512]

fictional jarvis: "my sister's milk was thicker and sweeter than my mom's" me: *is about to throw up know that those words came out of someone's mouth*

[@Gramer05]

Hey, I have read that in a hentai 🙂

[@kiwirawi]

@@Gramer05 source? Jk.... Unless?

[@Killerbee4712]

@@craze7576 be polite

[@mrbones700]

@@Killerbee4712 be efficient

[@scorpionqueen11]

Hi, excuse me, um his name was *Jaris.