Defending the Indefensible

She is the queen, and she can do no wrong.
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[@DontWalkRUN]

"Still hating" I don't want to hate Captain Marvel. I just want to forget it exists.

[@sexistspaghettios]

HHHEEEEYYYYY, its dont walk!!!! What's up man!!!!

[@ahsokatano6059]

i see it in redbox and i'am like no

[@SgtAndrewM]

nice to see you here mate

[@Super_Boa]

I think it's a good movie. I'm not going to dislike a movie for having retarded feminist undertones. It's a good movie. Marvel films are always good. Females need their movies to feel empowered. I don't have a problem with it. If I don't like a movie I can simply choose not to watch it. I'm not going to whine and cry if it doesn't hurt anybody. Big Bean Moments This channels name should be changed to 'I disagree with everything because I get attention for it'. This guy is a PC MasterRace Elitist which only goes to show his intelligence. Weird crap.

[@blackchibisan8116]

I thought it was an okay movie and actually enjoyed it, except for scenes like The Don. I knew what they were going to do from the moment I saw it and wished they hadn’t gone there. Hell, if he had grabbed her butt or something it could have been played for humor. Since he didn’t and was a vanilla bland and nothing ‘this is how jerks act’ shot at the fans who didn’t like the lack of personality they had planned for her, I found it cringey.

[@Fel_artificial]

"Hey how are you?" Is that a personal attack or something

[@iller3]

IM TRAVELING! My Rights are being VIOLATED

[@amanibob1416]

"That's sexual harassment... Next time." Ps: *LOL!*

[@sithsaiyan4529]

Ha! I found it! I knew this comment existed.

[@jothecocopop]

"She didn't rip his hand off, just twisted it" has the same energy as "I didn't punch you, Johnny! I HIT you!"

[@GigaChadh976]

It’s like, he didn’t even say she ripped his hand off. She THREATENED to rip his hand off

[@uneterostardust8233]

Aged like fine rhino milk

[@panther-nk2hn]

"I didn't punch you, Chris! I just SLAPPED you!" -Will Smith, moments after becoming the greatest and funniest thing to ever come out of the Oscars.

[@Neostrius]

See, the funny thing about this to me is that despite being a guy, I've been told to smile before on multiple occasions, because I'm a stoney-faced guy who doesn't emote much unless I'm having fun. By this logic, I was repeatedly sexually harassed by my peers and teachers in school.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I've had the same happen to me, from men AND women, telling me to smile after talking to me like I'm a piece of meat. The only reason I don't is cause I hate terrible jokes. And most people think their comedians. They are not.

[@vincetyler8416]

Its true. You were. #MeToo

[@legoyoda2020]

@@vincetyler8416 he he

[@lordofdarkness4204]

TheEmbessyNetwork no man you don’t get it that’s “sexual harassment”.

[@VladDascaliuc]

Holy shit, never thought about this. I feel opressed now.

[@cadiancommando1758]

“Wolverine is a villain.” It’s funny that he’d even insinuate this considering that in the comics, Logan is the one who carries on Charles’ dream of peaceful coexistence between humans and mutants. Not Cyclops. Not Beast. Wolverine. The man who was treated as little more than an animal and a weapon by humanity is the one to carry on Charles Xavier’s dream of coexistence with these people. That’s what a hero does.

[@jeice13]

Im pretty sure carol danvers advocates pre emptively killing miles morales because a prophesy said he might murder captain america. She is basically in favour of police violence not just in cases where the victim is a criminal but where youre pretty sure the victim will eventually be a criminal. This is the hero of intersectionality...

[@markusandrew3680]

UPWINDCLUB PRO - Damn I never thought about that, yeah that is so true, I love Wolverine so much more now.

[@FBI-ju5no]

First, wolverine=epic+1 Second, THAT is a proper character arc! Lucasfim, ect. TAKE GODDAMN NOTES!!!

[@SleekDiamond41]

But was he ever subjected to the horrors of someone asking him to smile

[@OmegaTav]

@@SleekDiamond41 worse, he is a man who is only 5,3 feet

[@hardromeo436]

Remember: Touching map = assault. A lawyer on the internet told me

[@kylebradley3]

@Dog House Why ? That's a legal defense, it's up to the jury to decide if it's a valid one.

[@paragonpoints8420]

God, I hate that guy.

[@razmw]

lawyer dont have souls.

[@selathekobold9832]

@@kylebradley3 And one in a billion juries would let it go through.

[@Hoganply]

@@kylebradley3 I think you mean 'crappy legal defense'.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

"The man doesn't know why he's been attacked, and the women who's been flirted with doesn't know what sexual harassment is. All that matters in this world of bullshit are the results." -Carol Diavolo, 2019.

[@SpaghettiGod34]

Fritz Philogene II truly a very powerful boss

[@garbagereviews3236]

Talk about passione

[@IMASAURUS1996]

Fritz Philogene II Is this a JoJo reference?

[@grandarkfang_1482]

@@IMASAURUS1996 Fuck Yes.

[@Solgrabguy]

King Crimson!

[@MauLerYT]

Ayyy thanks for the cameo o/

[@wcw2793]

MauLer it would be really cool if you guys got the actor that played The Don to appear on EFAP.

[@whiterabbit75]

@@wcw2793 Like that could ever happen. The Don is far too busy rescuing orphans from burning buildings to do something so mundane.

[@anthonykeane4984]

@@wcw2793 it needs to happen memes becoming reality

[@AusSP]

I didn't notice that thin grey tick, and spent a few seconds needing to double check if that was the real Mauler. Looks like KZbin's new system is working "perfectly".

[@Silath01]

Hey checked out your channel, your Dark Souls 2 analysis earned you another sub :)

[@megamike15]

all that deleted scene did was make her more unlikable then she already is.

[@ragefacememeaholic5366]

Probably why it was deleted.

[@Muck006]

Here is my take on the deleted scene: IT WAS CREATED FOR BRIE LARSON! Evidence: www.washingtonexaminer.com/a-tsa-agent-asked-for-brie-larsons-phone-number-and-she-was-not-pleased Thesis: Brie Larson actually IS as unpleasant as Captain Plank is in that deleted scene and this scene was made as an "I wish I could do this" scene.

[@Muck006]

@nerd Surfer Let's see who she gets to torture in Star Wars. My guess she will apply for Palpatine's job ... those force lightnings are nice if you want to torture a poor space biker who asks you to smile. They will probably add a scene just for her (even if it isnt in the first release).

[@simonskovgaard6756]

@nerd Surfer i agree

[@blackdemonknight]

@nerd Surfer Funny enough I think in the comics Captain Marvel has become a villian

[@InTheMindOfDavid]

Not to mention that Walkman WAS EVERYTHING to Quill! Literally EVERYTHING TO HIM. It was all he had of home, all he had of his mother. EVERYTHING! Quill was a lot easier on those guards than I woulda been that’s for sure.

[@mrshmuga9]

That bike scene is just a metaphor for divorce, lol.

[@lesterscates774]

LOL

[@500Arios]

Pretty much

[@itscebby8882]

@Seraphi Grimaldi Take that Karen. You have no power here.

[@Bam_Bizzler]

@Seraphi Grimaldi the Don's kids died in a tragic fire. How dare you speak of they're absence with such indifference. #justiceforDon

[@internatushereticus7891]

*Dude attempts to flirt* *Gets a shitty Terminator reference, had his jacket and motorcycle robbed from him*

[@MASHo1992]

I had a discussion with a group of friends about this scene and one of them mentioned Terminator. I was surprised I actually had to explain how different that was due to the Terminator being a machine with only one objective (to protect John Connor) and anything else is trivial.

[@MASHo1992]

@Dog House He acted in a violent way after the biker refused to cooperate. But again, they are booth different situations. T-800's directive was to protect John and if John hadn't ordered him to not kill, he would have killed most of the people they crossed in the movie. So T-800 spent the rest of the movie incapacitating other humans or forcing them to retreat with higher firepower because John's order modified the priorities in his directive.

[@Zenn_Chan]

Dog House also if we're to look at it in a meta way, that scene in T2 was meant to make the T-800 look like the villain to build up to the twist that he's there to help John. So he's meant to look evil in that scene. And then Plank casually does it and she's meant to be the hero

[@____uncompetative]

Dog House Captain Marvel does not hurt The Don in that deleted scene.

[@internatushereticus7891]

@@____uncompetative How so?

[@CptPhilippnes]

I watched Captain Marvel with my girlfriend. After the movie, she asked me "Are we sure she's a hero and not a villain?"

[@Rokabur]

Smart girlfriend.

[@XenoSpyro]

You have a keeper.

[@CptPhilippnes]

BTW isn't Captain Marvel's run in the comics now as a villain?

[@500Arios]

Cpt.Philippines I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...........ABOUT DAMN TIME THEY DECIDED TO “OFFICIALLY” MAKE HER A VILLAIN.

[@CptPhilippnes]

@@XenoSpyro I am a very lucky guy

[@franzmeier4472]

"She just twisted it...^w^" From wikipedia's article on Lie: "Minimization is the opposite of exaggeration. It is a type of deception[17] involving denial coupled with rationalization in situations where complete denial is implausible."

[@Hoganply]

Exactly, it's called 'lying by omission'.

[@ElectromagNick]

It's a common tactic for abusers and manipulators to justify their actions. I have some serious concerns about Browntable as a person based on his arguments.

[@DiZtheJedi]

@@ElectromagNick Eh, I can see why you would, but I think he's just an idiot. People like this rarely actually think about their positions or statements, and the implications therein. I doubt he's some sort of sociopath.

[@Dinker27]

You laugh, but there are people who do believe the idea of courtship (a man approaching a woman) is acutely patriarchal and therefore inherently evil. Which makes me wonder if men approaching men for dating is considered double patriarchy or something.

[@blemishednicely8402]

DAMN, man...that gives a WHOLE new meaning to "fist-fight" right there... Ultimate power fantasy~

[@GoldenGodlyGrunt]

It's actually triple, because it also just completely excludes a women from the relationship.

[@amanibob1416]

Let's use pragmatism: If you take the initiative and stay polite, no amounts of arguing will make an harmless act of greeting and casual conversing be turned into wrongdoing. In short: Crazy be crazy yo! Ps: Against a male, it's neutral, not patriarchal. My bad for offending, but that's literally just two male engaging in conversation, or one being greeted/courted by another. Depends if one perceives him/herself as female/something non-male, but then it's a whole-nother case of FUBAR

[@oldschoolprince4714]

Dinker27 nah bro, gay courtship is Dude^2, so it all evens out to zero patriarchy🤣

[@aaron75fy]

@@oldschoolprince4714 patriarchy times zero? THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE

[@Zathren]

To this day, I'm glad I saw Captain Marvel. On Mauler's channel.

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

Mauler is great because he allows me to participate in discussions on bad movies without actually having to watch them.

[@elephantpowerproductions]

When did it do that @DogHouse? I think I missed that EFAP

[@Tomgd420]

Mauler did a Unbridled Meh for CM. He couldn't even rage because it was so bad.

[@kaoset1237]

My mom pirated it. Cus NOPE.

[@secludedmisanthrope6388]

@@Tomgd420 What the fuck does that mean?!!Like CM is so bad it's good, like "The Room", "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" or "SAMURAI COP" nope that is insulting to every movie that manages to attain so bad it's good status. At least with those, there's the shock of what you're watching and stupid is so off the charts that you won't be able to look away. Captain Marvel is a dumpster fire and there is no joy to be had, the entire time you're watching it...

[@VicMonado]

'She didn't rip his hand of dude, she just twisted it' genuinely sounds like someone making an excuse for an abuser. Like: 'No he didn't punch me, it was just a light slap'. Shame on Browntable, shame.

[@blemishednicely8402]

Lmfao..."She didn't hurt him, because Don CLEARLY has a vagina - making it a legit catfight & should therefore be considered sexy foreplay for the audience to watch like peeping Toms in a bush."

[@publicprivateer]

She didn't rip his hand off, she just threatened to do so if he refused to give up his property to her.

[@armhand97]

Joshua N r/whoooooosh

[@Ghoffman91]

She threatened to if he didn't comply with her demands. Someone is a little on the slow side.

[@VicMonado]

@@Ghoffman91 don't worry, you'll catch up!

[@syn7319]

My only argument for the weird guy in the video is: They removed it from the final cut because they knew how it made her look like a villain.

[@spyrelle3970]

Counterpoint: they'd released it anyway.

[@syn7319]

@@spyrelle3970 Why it was released is a different debate. My guess would be to stroke some egos of people who hate men or just conform to hate whatever is trending on twitter.

[@spyrelle3970]

@@syn7319 'Just realised I'm a complete idiot, and didn't understand you were arguing against Browntable, not for him. Time for bed, methinks.

[@Leo.23232]

@@spyrelle3970 How is who someone is arguing for matter?

[@spyrelle3970]

@@Leo.23232 I'll explain this with another question. How does somebody's side in a conflict matter?

[@jebalitabb8228]

As a waiter, I get told by my manager my biggest flaw is not smiling enough, and he tends to remind me to fairly often. So I’m technically being sexually harassed every shift going by brownie logic

[@PastelWorldDolls]

As someone who’s been sexually assaulted and also has friends who have been, brownie acting like asking for a smile is sexual harassment is so dumb and annoying. Awesome video from you as usual. 💕

[@PastelWorldDolls]

Speedzone Speedforce thank you

[@Data-Expungeded]

@@PastelWorldDolls I’m sorry you were sexually assaulted and I’m glad your calling browntable out for his bullshit

[@unclegrimsley839]

All the Don wanted was a smile, but he got SO much more than he asked for. #JusticefortheDon

[@unformedeight]

Don't forget The Don offered her a ride, out of the goodness of his heart, before she assaults, tortures him and steals the ride that he generously offered

[@unclegrimsley839]

@@unformedeight indeed. This horrible attempt on the Don's life cannot be pardoned nor excused.

[@S4ns]

If you've seen The Don's blessed motorcycle, please report it to the local authorities. #praisethedon #neverforgetbecky

[@oliviawilliams6204]

Never ask a woman to smile. It’s rude, it’s objectifying. It make us feel like we are just there to be pretty, that our feelings don’t matter. You want to see a woman smile, don’t just ask for it, make her smile, work for it, compliments her, tell her a joke, smile at her see if she respond. Damn in the case her, maybe just offer her help with the directions, she was looking at a map, that could make her smile, a nice helpful man. But don’t just ask for it, you don’t know how she’s feeling, maybe she’s having a shitty day, she not there just to smile for you.

[@unclegrimsley839]

@@oliviawilliams6204 you're trolling, right?

[@DerAnanasKing]

random dude "smile" Captain Marvel "hippety hoppety give me your property"

[@Generik97]

It's not stealing it's surprise Communism

[@Snipurss]

I like your channel banner

[@DerAnanasKing]

@@Snipurss thanks. one of my fave series. I am Belkan by the way.

[@aaron75fy]

no it's fine, the victim was a male so it's perfectly acceptable

[@DerAnanasKing]

@@aaron75fy oh yes, thats right. he was a member of the patriarchy, so he opresses her by default.

[@mariokarter13]

It's always darkest before The Don.

[@whiterabbit75]

Dooooonnnn go away, she's no good for yooouuu...

[@whiterabbit75]

@jbiehlable Rabbits are wise. That's why foxes persecute them so.

[@whiterabbit75]

@jbiehlable I admit, it's a pretty hot pairing- not as hot as Judy and Bellweather, but still pretty hot. :P

[@lieutenantnomad9198]

No one's ever really Don.

[@Titanic_Tuna]

@@lieutenantnomad9198 Damn! You beat me to it.

[@MrUbercroz]

I want to see a little "The Don" prequel. His wife, the love of his life passed away. He's been heartbroken and lonely for the last two years. Finally, his friends convince him to make a change. He buys a motorcycle and jacket and promises to try and talk with the first woman he sees. As He's driving away from the dealership he sees a woman who appears to be lost. Swallowing his fear, he parks and decides to approach her.

[@driddick7361]

The is so sad and hilarious.

[@AMikeStein]

In which he almost loses a hand and falls back into the pits of despair never to approach a woman again.

[@CedarHunt]

Ok, imagine this scenario: A man walks up to a woman and introduces himself, they shake hands and as she moves to withdraw he twists her hand and threatens to break her wrist if she doesn't do what he tells her to do. If that scenario sounds terrible and indefensible but this scene doesn't then you definitely need to take a long hard look at where your sense of morality flew off the rails because something is seriously wrong.

[@aaron75fy]

Rags' example may have matched better if he chose Captain America since he would be more in position to twist a hand rather than using Mjonir

[@CatacombD]

@@aaron75fy For me, the better comparison would be: "A woman asks Superman to take a picture with her and asks him to smile. Superman ignores her, but she continues to bug him. After getting annoyed, Superman offers her a handshake. She excitedly agrees, but then is confused when Superman doesn't release her hand afterward. Superman then starts using his eye lasers (aka heat beam) on low intensity on the woman's wrist, causing her to try to frantically pull away. Superman then twists her wrist, forcing her to the ground, and demands that if she wants to keep her hand, she better give him her camera." Obviously villainous behavior, and you can see why the captain marvel scene was cut from the film proper.

[@aaron75fy]

@@CatacombD except everything CM did in the scene is with her hands, no eye lasers

[@CatacombD]

@@aaron75fy the eye laser was referencing the fact that marvel used her zappy powers on her victim. Superman doesn't have any energy based hand abilities, so the closest analogue is his heat vision.

[@aaron75fy]

@@CatacombD it's still in the eyes, your equivalent has to be something that can only be done with the hands

[@BigBroTejano]

I agree, it’s indefensible that that monster touched her map! It was justice that she then(clearly in fear for her life) took his hand, and preceded to crush it, threatening to permanently disfigure him if he did not give her his personal property! It’s the kind of justice the terminator would be proud of!... if the terminator wasn’t a machine that neither had feelings or emotions and was driven by the singleminded goal of achieving its objective at any and all costs. *Legal Eagle is an idiot*

[@DoomVlad]

you said "achieving its adjective" - what adjective was it going for, pretty? witty?

[@TMTVL]

I think LE just said how he would try to defend her if he had to do so in court. It's stupid, but that's legal procedures for you.

[@urbanberndtsson]

"if the terminator wasn’t a machine that neither had feelings or emotions" Sounds a lot like Captain Marvel, as long as you remove "machine" from the sentence.

[@userequaltoNull]

Yo, how the fuck did you comment? The premier just started.

[@nickdahl203]

@@urbanberndtsson The Terminator at least came to understand the concept of feelings and emotions, while at the same time realizing he would never be capable of it. ''I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do'' And then he throws himself into molten steel. The Terminator, an inhuman killing machine, had more emotional agency than Marvel. And Arnold's stilted, heavily accented acting had more emotional impact than anything Brie Larson could crap out.

[@electricbayonet2]

It's amazing how people like Browntable make such confident statements without realizing anything _close_ to the full implications of them. Take this, for instance: "As a guy, if I had superpowers and a dude came up to me and would be like 'Hey, you want a ride?' If could shoot laser beams out of my hands, that guy would be toast." Congratulations, Browntable! You are now an advocate for the gay panic defense, which has been used to legally argue down cases of first degree murder on the basis that the murderer was provoked into a fit of murderous temporary insanity by the discovery that the victim was homosexual.

[@andych8425]

jesus........you're not kidding, are you ?

[@frankdean5174]

@@andych8425 Nop it was a legal defense in the USA for a long time.

[@andych8425]

@@frankdean5174 reiterating my summation of browntable : brownturd

[@electricbayonet2]

@@frankdean5174 And, to be fair, in other countries as well. But yeah, it's alarming how recently it was even _remotely_ considered a valid legal defense.

[@krieghart5515]

Wow that makes it so much worse. I was still getting up off the floor at how quickly so many normal-seeming people around us would instantly turn into mass-murdering supervillians the second they got annoyed at someone.

[@JiJ1511]

Oh god the little dancing Ragusus boi at the beginning. I love it.

[@Aremalithia]

I know right! It's awesomely adorable!

[@unformedeight]

He just likes to flaunt his adorableness around

[@JiJ1511]

@@unformedeight When they aren't retarded, dog really is man's best friend.

[@ellenhipper5816]

Him adding that to his newer videos, changed this channel from amazing, fantastic, glorious, to simple perfection.

[@daedalus6433]

Green screen .gif when?

[@nekonomicon2983]

I remember posting a scene from the D.C. universe where a guy attempts to grope Harley Quinn at a restuarant. She throws him and breaks his arm. Now THAT'S clear cut sexual harassment and the dude was dealt with beautifully making it justified and great to watch. Here it's done to vaguely as The Don is only casually flirting with Carol before SHE gets physical with him. It's a bit of an overreaction which is why a lot of people disagree with it.

[@329link]

Funny how harley quinn, an actual villain, had a more justified response.

[@jamesvanbergeyk2353]

Breaking his arm might be slightly overkill but when you are ACTUALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED then the perpetrator deserves punishment... captain marvel literally tazed this guy and robbed him just because he asked her for a smile. She was an absolute asshole for no reason

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Even more hilarious beings how Wonder Woman 1984 tends to lean more towards this scene's level of casual talk as harassment (and CONSTANTLY) than the Harley Quinn example.

[@Cyberdemon-9001]

after the sexual harassment line i needed to see efaps full reaction. Hold on Rags i will be back in 8 hours

[@redshipley]

The Don was too good for the MCU

[@adrianshephard378]

He could have been thanos with 0.000000000001% of his power

[@OkOk-vj9db]

Sony should've bought him from disney not Spiderman smh

[@Randerson2409]

What CM did was the equivalent of Thor holding Mjolnir over some girl's hand and saying "Give me your stuff, or I drop it". Why is this acceptable, by anyone, ever?

[@A7XUnleashedx]

Shudder Quill AFTER the girl offered to share her candies with him

[@h.plovecat4307]

Except the hammer wouldn't crush her hand, she just couldnt move her hand. BOOM! get rekd by facts and logical fallacy son.

[@HalcyonVoid]

I think at this point in the movie she was still brainwashed, so it perhaps makes sense that she was taught to act that way, since the alien race she was with believed themselves superior to others. It would depend on if she acted that way after turning sides.

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

@@HalcyonVoid And to a certain extent that's a useful and plot relevant element to the scene. She acts like a villain because she's been surrounded by and working for villains all along. They just don't work very hard on a redemption arc for her.

[@whiterabbit75]

@@HalcyonVoid That's writing the movie for them. If that were the case, they should have showed it better.

[@phluphie]

If I ever meet Rags in real life, I think I'll be disappointed that he's not a sunglass wearing, anthropomorphic Akita.

[@valkaerie8715]

If i met him in person, I'd probably die of amazement

[@mrsone2000]

I thought he was a Shiba Inu.

[@smurfsareoppressed9584]

mrsone2000 He is.

[@turtleanton6539]

How do YOU know😉

[@krieghart5515]

I would still give him a pat on the head, maybe a ride on my motorcycle if I had one.

[@nukewolf97]

“Brie Larson isnt ugly” Well...usually i like my romantic partners to have more than one facial expression

[@kylebradley3]

Facial expressions give you wrinkles

[@nukewolf97]

Kyle Bradley didn’t know plastic could wrinkle

[@BBHexKey]

that's like saying a skyrim character is pretty.

[@nukewolf97]

Hexatope the default sim you get when you boot up sims 2 on the ds for the first time

[@PIB2000]

She ain't ugly, she just has a flat ass.

[@doommetaldarryl6689]

"Why am I having to explain this to adults?"

[@calwhitehead7358]

The Planet broke before the Don did.

[@austinjones3516]

Nice reference

[@woodwyrm]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice "The Avengers ask for more time! I dont know if we should give them that!"

[@Baron4827]

My boss *did* say that planet killing always makes for good publicity.

[@honestkyn718]

The DON STANDS!

[@alan15553]

Nice

[@ABritishPotato]

One day I will ask you for a ride rags'. The Don approves this video

[@paragonpoints8420]

How’s your hand?

[@ryuoh6928]

I would gladly smile for you 😊

[@vadandrumist1670]

The way this guy acts I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up as one of THOSE male feminists.

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

>Male feminist >Looks like Elliot Rodger's little brother Yeah, this won't end well.

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

He clealry already is

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

probably is with his "reenactment" of that scene *Hannibal tongue*

[@GatorMilk]

>Acting like you aren't advocating for eugenics Bruh.

[@jcaesar19871]

He probably is one. Lol

[@InsolentCrow]

Rags: I've gone on and on. Which is my thing I guess. Me: Long man good.

[@douglaspurcell7506]

"You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman!" greatest line in cinema in my humble opinion

[@Laxhoop]

Yeah, The Don MAY have been a bit rude by pushing the paper down, but it was broad daylight, she clearly heard him approaching thanks to his motorcycle and boots, and he moved very slowly. There were people all around them, it was broad daylight, and he never made any gestures that would convey the idea that he intended her any harm. There is no reality where Carol’s response is justified. People who act like it’s justified are either simply saying that to earn brownie points with their progressive friends, or they literally want the world to have a giant wall down the center, where men and women live on either side, so that men are never allowed to so much as interact with women, aside from maybe the occasional sperm donations.

[@tactikiller]

Did you really use the word “broad”?!?! #Reeeeeeee

[@TheGruspastej]

@@Ballislife32 yeah, nobody is that perfect.

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

@@Ballislife32 and it's not even a good strawman. The entire thing could have been completely avoided if they just made him more aggressive...have him grab her arm and yank her back or something. They wanted him to be the stereotypical pushy jerk that gets his just comeupance...and the failed....HOW DO YOU FAIL AT SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN DONE A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE?

[@oliviawilliams6204]

TheGruspastej he’s not perfect, he’s rude. As a woman I can tell you we hate it when some strangers come to us and just ask us to smile for their benefit, it’s objectifying. And well what he did with the map was rude too, kinda like if I pushed down a book while you read. He should have just asked her if she needed directions, would have seem helpful and nice. Her actions are totally disproportionate yeah, and probably the filmmakers realized it too, there’s a reason the scene was cut

[@Lethargy514]

@@oliviawilliams6204 You don't represent all women. You are a she, not a we. And just because you feel it's objectifying doesn't always mean it is. You haven't even figured out the person's intent before saying they are objectifying you when for all you know the person just thought your smile would look nice on your face.

[@channelfadge7438]

Isn't bigotry power plus predjudice? If so, doesn't that mean it's impossible for a man to be sexist towards a woman with godlike super powers?

[@NZAnimeManga]

YEETed

[@Epsilon191]

Bigotry is closed mindedness TECHNICALLY

[@SwiftSwrd]

All their bullshit arguments like that are just covers for their actual positions. It's a Machiavellian approach to not enraging the masses before they have enough power/clout to come out with the truth. In this case "I'm a misandrist and women can do no wrong to a man since they aren't human"

[@The_Friendly_Fire]

Nono, cause her power isn't "institutional power". Same "reasoning" as to why a black multi-millionaire celebrity is oppressed and a white homeless guy dying of dysentery is his oppressor.

[@whiterabbit75]

Asking for consistency from NPCs? That's bigot talk.

[@48cxy2]

Every moment that Capt. Marvel is in a scene in Endgame brought me to the edge of my seat. Basing on her personality, she’s just like a ticking nuke that could blow up anytime if one of her teammates manages so much as to lightly make fun of her. She shouldn’t have been in that movie

[@tylerm7300]

Ikr. They could have given someone else the moments she took.

[@happychineseboy3957]

Honestly I felt as if Capt. Marvel was added to add shock to someone who could stand up to Thanos. Which I was surprised, until he fucks her shit up and it was pretty irrelevant and dull until the OG heros actually come in to save the day. Carol was just the distraction. ¡Could have been anyone else!

[@Kub1na32]

I expect someone uses Rags' argument of "She was never in any danger" on Wolverine, and try to make that argument "hypocritical" or something. Well, if we remove the whole "Wolverine is actually getting attacked" schtick, Cpn. Marvel is shown, intentionally or just through shitty acting, that she is very calm and shows little to no emotion. Wolverine is exact opposite, in movies and comics is shown, that he has a really short fuse, gets angry all the time, and very often acts before he thinks. Few times it is shown as his strength (in tough fights for example) , and very often as his flaw. He screws up fights due to attacking without plan, gets into arguments (especially with Cyclops) with his team etc. And, the bar scene is an establishing shot, to show us who Wolverine is, unlike Cpn. Marvel, who has been on the screen for a while already. Also, who would let himself be stabbed for fucks sake?

[@brofist1959]

Wolverine may not be in danger of dying, but he still feels pain when he gets hit. He's not invulnerable, he just can't be killed. There is a big difference between those 2 things. Let's also not forget Wolverine didn't actually kill him or steal anything from him, he just threatens him and then leaves. The scene goes: >Wolverine walks into bar >Wolverine sits down and orders a beer >Wolverine pays >Fight club dude comes in and demands his money back >Fight club dude says "I know what you are" >Wolverine says "You lost your money, you keep this up you're gonna lose somethin' else" >Fight club dude pulls a knife >Wolverine pins him against the wall, extends his left and right claws around his neck and slowly extends his middle claw but doesn't actually penetrate the skin >Bartender aims a shotgun at Wolverine's head and tells him to leave >Wolverine cuts the shotgun in half with his other hand's claws >Wolverine eyes them both down to make sure they're not a threat anymore >Wolverine withdraws his claws, adjusts his jacket, and leaves, both the bartender and fight club dude completely intact and unharmed. There is absolutely no argument whatsoever that Wolverine behaved in any way villainous. Maybe one might try to say there was no justification for cutting the shotgun in half, but if I were Wolverine and a shotgun was pointed at my head I might behave in much the same way because I don't want to take the risk of getting shot, and frankly there was no justification for introducing the shotgun in the first place since I hadn't actually done anything wrong.

[@floridferret4585]

@@brofist1959 wolverine even did less harm in his scene than capt marvel did in hers (not counting the black eye from the cage fight the two had earlier)

[@SuperSwordman1]

@@brofist1959 Technically he can die. I doubt some random asshole with a knife would be able to score a killshot before Wolverine guts him, but it can happen. The problem is that save for a few variations, Wolverine won't STAY dead. And even if that somehow negates the danger, I'm sure the feeling of dying isn't pleasant.

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

All you have to do to judge the morality of this situation is switch the sexes around. 1) Male Captain Marvel and The Donna: that dude is monster 2) Male Captain Marvel and The Don: they have a term for this. It's called gay bashing. 3) Captain Marvel and The Donna: pretty monstrous. Though possible catfight implications? Probably a man's fault somehow. 4) Captain Marvel and The Don: perfectly acceptable apparently. Edit: Rags also made this argument with Thor as example.

[@vadandrumist1670]

I feel like there should be a more specific term for that kind of double standard.

[@SuperShortAndSweet]

@@vadandrumist1670 (idea for name) Linear double standard

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

@JoeRingo118 maybe. Not sure who is higher on the progressive stack. I can see it going either way. Hard to judge when people dont have consistent principles

[@nosignal7156]

Spot on. But SWJs make slightly more sense when you look at it from a lesbian perspective. To the lesbian everything seem unfair, men are stealing "their" women all the time, and they are left with the fat ones. That's how they justify destroying that man for offering her a ride, he is a competitor, and he must be crushed.

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess women are always higher on the stack unless the man is an "under-aged" refugee. There'd be a larger fracture between groups, but the majority will still side with the card-carrying hero.

[@roberthill5805]

When I saw the deleted scene the first time I did think the Don't was a tad bit of a douche but harmless otherwise. I was thinking it was going to show some witty dialog from Marvel, but no it showed a harsh use of force from a being of immense power. When I saw Legal Eagle's defense of this I had to point out that it was like a person in full riot gear with a drawn gun vs some guy. I don't know how or why they are defend Marvel, she was completely within the wrong especially as the hero. Never once tried to deescalate the situation and instead resorted to the use of overt force. Near the end of the movie she literally destroyed entire ships full of people who were lied to just like her, no mercy just overwhelming force.

[@amanibob1416]

It's like being bullied out of your lunch money by getting a fork stuck *through* your hand, nailing your limb onto the table, before *then* being mugged, knife-to-throat... She could've done *anything* beside using open threats while torturing the dude, but that sh!te was FUBAR. It's all about context up to a point, but threat of bodily harm and acts of torture? Something is wrong with those that defend this garbage and I'm glad there's sanity left on my side of things.

[@roberthill5805]

@@amanibob1416 Right, Legal Eagle was when I first heard of it, and with him defending it I thought since I hadn't seen the movie that is was missing something major. But nope, that scene was fully in context and in no way did it show any reason for Marvel to go that far. She could have done so much more, and I accepted the Terminator's use of force even with him going a tad overboard but he is a emotionally dead robot but trying to compare the a hero to a person you are suppose to think as a villain is a tad insane.

[@amanibob1416]

Robert Hill Pragmatism for the win: If you can take candy from a baby, then don't touch the baby, (cuz why harm a baby?), also/and you better *need* that piece of fu*king candy. I use that example because when you're going out of your way to hurt and scare and threaten and mock and... ... A human being whom is simply flirting, you yourself have nothing to fear, so you're literally doing all this on top of the "stealing from a toddler" stuff. Kinda *wrong* with a side of *evil* for added nonsense. We can clearly accept the facts and move along, but we ain't forced to deny both why the deleted scene was removed/altered, nor should we accept any silly defense against either the basic theft, or the FUBAR sh!te which was originally going to inspire so many little frauleins.

[@SuperSwordman1]

That's why I hate Captain Marvel. Even in the comics she has these kinds of issues, which would be acceptable if she was some anti-hero like Punisher (not that I'd like her, but it's less frustrating) but she plays at being the cape.

[@ElectromagNick]

@@SuperSwordman1 The comics continuously bend over backwards to justify Carol Danvers' actions, no matter how reprehensible. It's like they can't stand the idea of her being called on her shit.

[@Anuca]

My favorite dog on the internet, time to relax and give him headpats.

[@cartertoshner1105]

33:34 "only twisted it" and squeezed it so hard you can start to hear all the bones(27 of them) in his hand begin to crack and break.

[@jamesvanbergeyk2353]

Anatomy is a beautiful thing

[@aaronbrown8377]

"I'd ride The Don like a wild stallion". Agreed.

[@MrDnelson2112]

Thanks to you Browntable, and Legal Eagle, and Iamthatroby. You make The Don even stronger

[@aTalkingKoala8294]

To infinity... AND THE DON!!!

[@saerain]

Or, if they really wanted to have a scene with her powerfully defending herself from sexual harassment, they could've featured something approaching sexual harassment in the scene. Dude tries to grope her. Dude offers the bike on condition that she does him "a favor". Something. Anything that actually looks like what they seem to think it is. The way she chooses to threaten removing his hand makes me think they _might've_ at one time intended him to have used that hand on her in some way, so she's going all 12th century Arabia on him. Crazy, but at least moral in a medieval sense.

[@Muck006]

Actually she is going 21st century USA on him ...

[@TheFerretJuice]

I see Carol Danvers didn't have an Uncle Ben. With great power comes great responsibility.

[@chrisscott3071]

She kinda did. That one dude kept trying to get her to control her emotions and her rage and not use rely on her powers. Maybe if she had controlled her emotions none of this would have happened.

[@spooplegeist5260]

Chris Scott Yeah, but Dumbledore was a MAN. Telling a WOMAN to control her emotions. Which is bad. She should be allowed to go on emotional rampages with her god powers all she wants.

[@chrisscott3071]

@@spooplegeist5260 .______.

[@azh698]

@@spooplegeist5260 I think you mean Youngledore.

[@spooplegeist5260]

@@azh698 u rite, my b

[@lieutenantnomad9198]

But Rag's, why are you talking about Captain Marvel?! Spiderman is coming out!

[@mikeforester3963]

The Benevolent. The Savior. The Healer. The Virtuous. *The Martyr.* ＴＨＥ　ＤＯＮ

[@TheMemeRepository]

I'm just saying, if you make Captain Marvel 2 a story about her being this almost Sinestro-like figure that has essentially been keeping the peace through fear and that's why she's not been mentioned up until this point, you solve a lot of the problems introduced and provide an interesting character journey for Carol as she comes to terms with the implications of her own power. That or introduce Rogue and have her steal her powers and just have it be a stealth Rogue movie. I'd be down for either.

[@rorrim0]

Sony still has the movie rights to x men. Disney struggled to get spider man in the mcu. Rouge might be easier to attain and I'd love to see a kickass southern bell rather then a blonde piece of toast. They probably wont do it for political reasons.

[@TheMemeRepository]

@@rorrim0 X-Men is a fox property. Disney bought Fox and Kevin Feige said they're planning X-Men stuff.

[@rorrim0]

@@TheMemeRepository oh sorry my bad, thanks for the correction.

[@unlimited-edge]

Tbh I think another good plot for a sequel is to have her lose her powers and earn them back, or put her in some sort of diplomatic situation where she can’t just laser fist her way out. I think it’d add more to her character aside from “I strong and punch”

[@alecmackintosh2734]

I mean civil war 2 was a thing. Might be a bit difficult with no ironman.

[@dmitriytimofeyev5428]

Orphans will love this, Rags. You did good.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

False: orphans can love or be loved.

[@oneofyus3799]

Naked Cake and no orphans will be loved back... until the Don

[@mgeiger2341]

What about little Timmy?

[@hardromeo436]

But is an orphan's love real? Oh! Part 2 of the orphan question

[@homuculoid3320]

The only good thing we got from Captain Marvel was the Don

[@whiterabbit75]

@jbiehlable And the reminder that True Lies existed. Guess they never heard the rule, "Don't reference good movies in your shitty movie."

[@mikeforester3963]

The Don is good. The Don is light.

[@ddaman7854]

46:57 Little side note here, That bar scene, in particular the pose that Hugh Jackman made is the exact moment that I was sold with him as Wolverine! Sure he had the hair, the claws, smoked a stogie and said "Bub" but it was this point, with that pose that I had seen many times in the comics that he WAS Wolverine. Now i'm gonna go watch that film again (after I finish watching Rags obliterate this guys arguments)

[@turdblaster923]

Rags is the only KZbinr that could take a 6 minute video and respond to it with a hour long response video and make it feel like it wasn't stretched.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

This episode of Rags's is brought to you by: Sexual Harassment

[@chronenojysk5107]

Rags can go ahead and Sexually Harass me. It turns me on.

[@unformedeight]

Sexual Harrasment at 26:11

[@chronenojysk5107]

@jbiehlable That's sexual assault

[@valkaerie8715]

Rags is my yiff daddy

[@xXOPxLunaXx]

Sylveon is better than Lucario

[@BlakeGameYT]

Captain Marvel was probably a foreshadowing to the state of phase 4.

[@colemin2]

The day of phase 4 is the day I get my consealed carry license.

[@fragarena9910]

@CJED HAVE you SEEN the latest horsefukindogshit marvel and dc comics has been creating lately ?

[@Tomgd420]

CJED Black Widow without guns..... All bets on needing to flush phase 4 immediately.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

The flirting wasn’t even overt. A guy with a motorcycle can ask someone if they want a ride. Sure his tone was flirtatious, but there was nothing to suggest that she couldn’t just say “no thanks” or “I only ride with women” and dude on bike would ride away. If the filmmakers wanted to show he was a douche then there are many worse things to have him say, or he could get aggressive when she says no. If the message is “girl power” then it falls flat at best. And video dude is a homophobe. If his scenario was filmed, and a guy asked another guy out and the guy shot him, the lgbtq community would be outraged. Hell, almost everyone would be.

[@krieghart5515]

I think I see what they were going for, but yeah you can clearly see where the writers have drawn their line for when they would start using violence. Writer's subjective take on the scene: "Guy on a motorcycle appears douchey. I assume he wants something sexual, why else do random douchey looking guy walk up to an attractive perso of the opposite sex? I don't assume he's gay for some reason. Him offering help and a ride has ulterior motives, I assume. Let's take all the events of actual bad things happening to women and take revenge on this guy, who hasn't yet done anything wrong, because he looks like someone who I find threatening." Also the scene was deleted, which shows the filmmakers have some sense, but still left it on the DVD...

[@dukeofdarlo5896]

I don't care what mood I'm in, if I open a video of rags with that cute little dancing doggo I am always better. Keep fighting the good fight brother!

[@Sue20022010]

I, too, love the dancing doggo

[@anonymousanonymous-cl8nr]

I hope this guy never buys a gun. He doesn't have the maturity to hold one.

[@329link]

If he got a gun he'd probably either bury it in the ground out of fear that it'd shoot up his family, or he'd go around pointing it at people to look badass. Most likely the former.

[@gameboyterrorysta6307]

I really enjoyed Wonder Woman even tho describing Luddendorf (somebody who was trying to establish peaceful way to end WW1 after fronts stagnated again in late 1917) as a war dog and psychopath searching for blood was just disgusting. But the same Wonder Woman? She does mistakes, she is not perfect but she is LIKEABLE. Why? She is positive, she fight for her friends and for herself, she believes in people, she doesn't understand the world around her but she try to act in the most morally correct way. Captain Marvel kills and hurts others and later acts like a savior.

[@wilmagregg3131]

the only thing i hated in that movie is the explanation for why the greek gods wernt helping ITS BULLCRAP no fing way did ares kill ALL the other greek gods AT ONCE he couldnt beat the big three in a three on one much less the entire olympian council

[@cousinvinnie6222]

Watching that part with Yondu and Rocket still gives me chills.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

I still wonder why the second film is not as loved as the first film. I think the second film is better in terms of the character development and moments. A lot of what I heard is that its more of the same thing. I mean, yea, sure, its Guardians, their should be more of the funny. But I find that it does a lot more serious points then the first one.

[@FastForwardPlans]

@@BlazeHeartPanther I think its because of how focused the movie was, the first had about...2 subplots going. The second had about 5, which made things feel a heck of a lot less focused. Side plots are good, they add complexity to a story, but I think there were a tad too many in the second movie. The avengers movies were able to make a bunch of subplots work in infinity work, and I have no idea how they did that, but usually, that can make it harder to appriciate everything. Thats just my opinion though. Either way both GOTG are awesome.

[@michaelm6048]

So he would kill a gay guy if he hit on this kid? So progressive ...

[@armhand97]

You know the whole thing about them and double standards

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Eye Patch Guy who asked for politics?

[@partialbullet2215]

“If I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes, that guy would be toast” Me:😧 My reaction would be to tell the man to leave me alone. If this guy had the ability to kill people, he would kill a person for “sexually harassing him”

[@KatWithCigarette]

Your fair use notice makes me so happy. Thank you and thank you, whoever draw it

[@DiddyBohlen]

The "It's fiction so it doesn't matter" argument always pisses me off. *We Live In A Society* where movies, games, books and other things are made with the intention of having an effect on you and reality around you. Take something recent like Death Stranding. That game is specifically made with the intention of a fictional story carrying something that can be applied to the real world. Even children aspiring to be superheroes can gain something positive from it. Not only is this disrespectful to creators but also defeats their purpose of defending fictional characters.

[@KaeYoss]

More like "it's fiction so it doesn't matter as long as it supports our shit, otherwise, it's evil and must be banned."

[@S4ns]

Try using "it's just fiction" when SJWs bitch about diversity or toxic masculinity in games or movies.

[@kaoset1237]

Even his own argument is worthless by that remark alone..

[@mystery8820]

This is starting to feel like the Chapter 6 finale of Danganronpa V3.

[@DiddyBohlen]

@@mystery8820 That's something i originally wanted to bring up but i didn't expect anyone here to actually know Danganronpa.

[@davidrobinson9317]

Come forth, my children, for He has returned. That’ll do, doggo. That’ll do... Also I FUCKING LOVE that dance animation at the beginning of the video.

[@johnwenzel2756]

If only the swordsman asked Indy to smile, then Indy could kill him and be an inspiring hero

[@lindholmaren]

I fucking love the Rocket and Yondu scene Makes me tear up every time

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was amazing, and even better than the first one.

[@robertlewis6915]

I wish we had more people like Capt. Marvel. I mean, Tony Stark's all very well, but he NEVER mugged a guy. We definitely need more such superheroes. Also, i'm not going to kill/ mug somebody for flirting with me. I'm going to run away like the hounds of hell are on my heels, but I won't kill/ mug them. She's really not a hero. She's a villain who ends up on a justifiable side.

[@Jeapify]

Doesn't Ms.Marvel assault Stan Lee by touching his Mallrats script and sexually harass him with unsolicited smiling afterwards?

[@JonborgVA]

wait what

[@Jeapify]

@@JonborgVA kzbin.info/www/bejne/rX_LnYiOm92LY68 I mean, its not much of a smile, Plank from Ed, Edd, an Eddy emotes more than her, but she totally sexually assaulted Stan Lee by LegalEagle standards.

[@Blizz3112]

@@Tony6Shot What if that is what eventually killed him?

[@luiseatoll6368]

@@Blizz3112 Oh shit! Wait! Lemme get my foil!

[@montypythonandtheholygrail9687]

U right u right

[@auto_mata]

Wait, did that dude just say that he might inflict serious or lethal violence if another man hit on him?

[@aTalkingKoala8294]

He sure did

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

Yes. He's a homophobe.

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

@Dog House he's pretty bad at telling jokes so it's possible. But it doesn't matter. this is the standard he set and he will be held to it. If he can claim (without evidence) that people hate Captain Marvel because they hate women, we can return the favor by calling him a homophobe. Except we have evidence.

[@zmchaib]

Rags - you will be forever verified in my heart.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Here I’ll fix the scene for you: The Don- “You need a ride darlin’ ?” Carol- looks all snarky at him, “Thanks, but I actually need to GET to where I’m going. Uh Byeeeee.” The Don- continues on into the bar all grumpy and defeated

[@GigaChadh976]

Or “Thanks but I’m good.” “Understandable. Have a nice day”

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

Or: "Need a ride darling?" "Yes actually" Then the don is entangled into the movie's shenanigans

[@LexusYachtClub]

Leave it to rags to make an hour long commentary on a 6 minute video. And even make it worth the time.

[@Gorslax]

48:41 “gee I hope nobody knows who the hell wolverine is so this snippet will back up my point and not backfire.”

[@Barfitlegriff]

What confuses me the most is the fact that they pick Captain Marvel to prop up as the face of the MCU and the perfect example of a strong, independent female character. Why her? She is literally the worst choice to pick for that. You can pick literally any other female character in the MCU and any of them would be a better choice. Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Gamora, Nebula, The Wasp, hell even Mantis! All of those characters are really good female characters that are actually like-able and well written, and would be a way better choice to pick for the best example of a strong female character in the MCU, but instead they decide to pick Captain Marvel, a psychopathic bully who solves everything with violence and aggression. And it doesn’t help that she’s played by Brie Larson, whose acting ability is equivalent to stale bread, and has also said many iffy things in regards to identity politics and sexism. I wouldn’t exactly call her character a good role model or hero, unlike the other women I listed earlier.

[@FastForwardPlans]

I kind of expected Scarlet witch to pick up that role, she is potentinally the most powerful character to show up so far. In the comics thanks to a tragic event she makes mutants cease to exist in multiple different universes. It would be cool if, as a consaquence to all the pain she has gone through in these movies, her powers go into overdrive like in the comic, and she makes mutants, to explain how they will suddently appear in the MCU now that Disney bought the rights. That would make a badass movie, and would make a great introduction to her having powers closer to how strong her comic counterpart is. She, (if you don't count captain marvel) is also perhaps the most mature character left in the team at this point, and with all the stuff she went through, has plenty of experinces to use as a baseline to become a leader, and female face for the mcu if they need that.

[@SuperSwordman1]

Best I can figure? Either like many people they mistake "assholeness" with "independent" Or they just want to take advantage of both Marvel and Larson make good eye candy/poster fodder

[@ShadowOfMachines]

I honestly don't even know how to flirt. Never really learned how, nor really had much of an interest.

[@RobertMorgan]

"Hi, how are you? Ahhhhhh!"[hand crushed, car stolen]

[@WarGhoulKharas]

I like how he zoomed in on the likes. "Can you believe that people agree with this?"

[@choagliniii]

Why we talking about Capt Marvel. EFAP 52 has just come out.

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

What a terrible choice to make: which to watch first?

[@elephantpowerproductions]

Fair enough

[@SvendleBerries]

EFAP 52: Rhino Milk Boogaloo

[@angelsofblood9879]

The worst part is that they tried to make it a homage to terminator 2, but they turned it into a cringy, psychopathic scene instead.

[@armhand97]

Matthew Keeler it’s almost like, they didn’t understand any of the nuances of the story in T2

[@yuurou7927]

Most girls I met, HATE being approached. Exept when the guy has money.

[@blindeagleace3629]

Lol, dont lie. You haven't met many girls.

[@politicallyincorrectthrowa6384]

@Louis Belmont Nice profile pic, I like the slight blur around the edges to make her look like she's being lit up by a light source. Yeah don't even bother man, women aren't worth it.

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

@@blindeagleace3629 You don't have to meet many girls to tell that there is greed in a lot of hearts these days. Thankfully, I've met a woman that doesn't go for money, as I don't have much to give. But we care for one another very greatly, and that's something you can't find much of these days.

[@blindeagleace3629]

@@SantaClaus-kk8zr You kinda do or else where do you get your infomation from? from social media? And statistically speaking, Men are more greedy then women. Tell me, would your average girl date someone like Trump or someone like you?

[@turtleanton6539]

@@blindeagleace3629 😂😂👍

[@LukeDe1st]

That was a very amusing opening/disclaimer. I wanna see more of that!

[@danninmatthews5640]

Sexual Harassment is doing an act of repeating inappropriate sexual remarks unlawfully. Not a single attempt at flirting.

[@SqualingtonConstantine]

Oh shit you actually play Mordhau. I always thought that the Rags that I'd occasionally see every now and again was a fake.

[@mrshmuga9]

**female character exists, doesn’t matter what she does** “She’s inspiring to little girls!”

[@mrshmuga9]

Maybe we should ask how they know this and why they supposedly know the consensus of little girls. Hanging around the playground a lot, huh?

[@nucleargypsy9470]

No one: Brown Table: Sexual harassment MauLer: Wooooooooooo!

[@TheOtherWatto]

Slow down there, buckaroo! There's some memeableness potential there!

[@TheHaydenAlexander]

THAT ENDING 🤣😂💀😂🤣💀 just the cherry on top! IM CRYING 🤣🤣

[@sheltonwilliamson711]

You know, I thank you for the response you've done...this actually made me feel comfortable to start a conversation with a girl for a date, especially with what's up in the news with strong independent women.

[@adamgreen5680]

Fuck the 'news' - be a normal man

[@michaelawesome1864]

How'd it go?

[@sheltonwilliamson711]

@@michaelawesome1864 in a nutshell we're not together...but with what I remember it turned into a case of logic Vs. Emotion...she didn't like that. Then when I used a little emotion to explain the single mother crises, the importance of fathers, and how blue collar workers are mostly men doing the jobs the majority of women don't want to do yet depend on it for their lifestyle...this comes full circle back to...we're not together lol

[@michaelawesome1864]

@@sheltonwilliamson711 sorry to hear, better luck next time man

[@sheltonwilliamson711]

@@michaelawesome1864 it is what it is. But thank you. Also way to represent the brotherhood dude!

[@MusouKing4816]

The same people who say that he deserves it are also the types who hate the punisher or death wish

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

They're already saying Rambo Last Blood is full of toxic masculinity even though the film is all about him saving his niece.

[@JohnCenaWarriorPrincess]

@@punishedbearzerker5400 women don't need to be rescued something something patriarchy oppression systematic systems of structural institutions

[@DiddyBohlen]

The Punisher would kill the Clintons so of course they hate him.

[@mgeiger2341]

@@DiddyBohlen Maybe he's the one who shot at the white house in the '90s.

[@politicallyincorrectthrowa6384]

@Hawkiavelli Yeah I'm sure a lot of women are going to regret perpetrating that myth when the lights go out.

[@TheAdarkerglow]

D'aw, dancing doggo opening, and such stylish disclaimers! That's good Rat. I'm sorry for sexually harassing you.

[@jzs3963]

Brown table-“ y no one comes over??? Cuz you blasted them with your frigin’ lazer hands. And the survivors who talks to you via Tweeter are too scared to play Russian roulette.

[@brendancoulter5761]

"If I could shoot laser beams out of my hand that guy would be toast" So you would kill a guy for slightly annoying you if you had the chance? Holey crap that guys nuts.

[@gnewland98]

With Brown's logic, Edward Norton was in the right for curbstomping the dude about to steal his car.

[@necropolistc6357]

as an American, I assumed this was ok and my right..... he tried to steal from me

[@MrDj232]

@@necropolistc6357 You can shoot him because we Americans love our gun violence. But curb stomps are unacceptable unless fighting the Locust.

[@sal6695]

You laugh but Americans unironically believe that theyre justified to kill someone if they attempt to steal their property. And no, they don't need to pose a threat.

[@necropolistc6357]

@@sal6695 then don't steal, in the middle east like Arabia they cut off your hands for stealing

[@sal6695]

@@necropolistc6357 and they also stone women to death and don't allow them to leave the house without a male guardian, are you really gonna use them as an example?

[@lucaseveretts1067]

*sees Rags uploaded a new video* Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

[@marker9196]

'She just twisted his hand', spoken like someone who has likely never been in a fight before and has probably never dealt with any actual hostility from others. I'm reminded of when people are dismissive of slaps because 'it's just a slap', a slap can do quite a lot of damage to you if it's done hard enough to the right place. Whether it's a punch, a slap, a twist of the wrist of total obliteration is irrelevant, if it is a situation in which violence is not called for then it is unacceptable to respond with violence of any degree, no matter how minor or major, especially if you want to be regarded as a heroic or morally righteous individual.

[@Pir-o]

he looks like his own iphone falling on his face could knock him out

[@dodojesus4529]

Especially when the twisting is done by someone with *FUCKING SUPER STRENGTH*