The way you pause and drop your voice and add that thick Japanese accent before saying all of the skill names. I couldn't stop laughing. Fantastic job!
@wontononionslicer10043 жыл бұрын
I can feel your emotions from how you pronounce weaponskills.....+1 sub
@mahdihasankhan44193 жыл бұрын
make it +2..I main Samurai and I like the way he talks :D it's funny
@yea90083 жыл бұрын
4/10 didn't pronounce bloodbath with accent
@mimikyoo3 жыл бұрын
this is the worst Sekiro Guide.
@thehealthbar91232 жыл бұрын
That’s because it’s a Ghost of Tsushima guide.
@rivenoak2 жыл бұрын
i wonder: do FF14 designers play such games too ?
@Force-Multiplier Жыл бұрын
@rivenoak whomever did the FF7-RE Intermsion Weis boss probably plays them and said they're too easy now "you shall be slashed strangled and slaughtered beaten stabbed and crushed garroted and impaled shot and executed ... without mercy" i got Isshin in 4 trys but Weiss took ke around as much as The Demon of Hatred or more lol
@Cubsbane3 жыл бұрын
hey I just found your channel and I noticed we both have the exact same samurai glamour and now I must defeat you in combat
@mistypixxie3 жыл бұрын
i know this is an old vid by now but would you happen to have the name of the body glam at the beginning?
@Cubsbane3 жыл бұрын
@@mistypixxie it's from the Far Eastern Schoolgirl's Uniform set from the mogstation. it's 18 dollars right now, but I always wait for sales to buy things
@teri.desu.3 жыл бұрын
Ah, another opponent. I shall chip in as well. Shall our blades cross.
@moo84553 жыл бұрын
Those skill names are just brilliant xD Dollar joke was masterpiece too.
@JamseySilence3 жыл бұрын
I was just casually watching the video thinking the jokes were funny, but when you said Tarue Norsu I had to back up the video and rewatch just to calm down my laughing. 10/10
@kikofernandez91843 жыл бұрын
misshapen: make a shekiro reference on samurai video ninja mains: :|
@blazeburner40393 жыл бұрын
enjoy your Naruto ref
@applejinx56833 жыл бұрын
Is there any job that could possibly match the DPS of Samurai? Let alone surpass its parse. And I'm not talking about a Samurai with both Shifu (Mind of the Samurai) and Jinpu (Rush of Battle), boosting attack damage and speed by 12%. I'm not talking about Samurai with Hissatsu (Hidden Technique): Kaiten (Turn the Heavens) boostedMidareSetsugekka (Chaos Slash- Snow,Moon, Flowers) either, and this skill is only usable by one who has mastered the peerless concentration of the warrior's state of mind, doing a total of 1080 potency. Hell, I'm not even talking about a combo using Hissatsu: Kaiten boosted Higanbana (Mourning Flowers), placing a DoT of 3510 potency, using Meikyo Shisui (Standing Water, Perfect Mirror Reflection) to instantly deliver a Kaiten boostedMidareSetsugekka and finishing with Hissatsu: Guren (Crimson Lotus), dealing a total of nearly 5400 potency in the space of a couple of seconds. No, I'm talking about Samurai possessing the secret technique Hissatsu: Senei (Thousand Blades), a more powerful version of Hissatsu: Guren that does 1250 potency to a single foe, and who has mastered Tsubame-gaeshi, the technique of the REGEND Sasaki Koijiro, enabling him to perform Kaeshi (Reversal) forms of his most powerful abilities, which allows him to unleash his ultimate combo of Kaiten: Higanbana, followed by Hissatsu: Senei in the space between his next move Kaiten:MidareSetsugekka, and finally Tsubame-Gaeshi unleashes Kaeshi:MidareSetsugekka dealing 1200 immediately. Samurai has just done 7040 POTENCY in the LITERAL BLINK of an EYE.
@CErra3103 жыл бұрын
DRagoom Has a speare
@ajver192 жыл бұрын
Quality memery.
@NEETmoreAnime3 жыл бұрын
I can comfirm that all your FFXIV videos are peak quality content.
@JacobLeex3 жыл бұрын
As a newer player, these skill names made me grow a second brain. it knows japanese now
@rivenoak2 жыл бұрын
well, for a sage you would need to learn proper greek pronunciation. with japanese the FF14 designers were at home at least
@ulibarriL3 жыл бұрын
THIS is how you make creative and quality content as a FFXIV content creator. This was so refreshing compared to those who slap their mug on the screen instead of true gameplay and go on and on with their feelings, or burst into tears after getting 50k subs. Good grief. Your pronunciations are spot on, and true north had me rolling. Only other things to mention is using Doom of the Living as soon as 3 LB bars fill up. Doesn't matter what's going on. And if you play this job, you will learn Japanese whither you want to or not. Sub+1 you deserve far more.
@strikingdummy80013 жыл бұрын
Using Tsubame on cooldown basically 90% of SAM gameplay while you make it sound so easy xD
@Plasmacat13 жыл бұрын
Lost it at the true north and overflow parts.
@Cassapphic3 жыл бұрын
Samurai skill pronunciation asmr
@lockinhinddanger9343 жыл бұрын
You forgot the most important samurai ability that makes the dps a third tank, DODGE STAT! (no seriously almost beat wol phase 2 with 0 tanks and keeping samurai with as much agro as possible, then someone else stood in stupid *cough* black mage *cough*
@wineaddict66252 жыл бұрын
I have to pause the video every time you say a skill to get the giggles out so I can focus on learning. The accent is killing me bruh 🤣
@Gunplabro3 жыл бұрын
You are the best content creator for this game. Your guides are super simple, get right to the point, and don't waste my time over explaining shit. 10/10 gonna try Samurai later.
@3v3ryus3rnam3istak3n3 жыл бұрын
best starting guide. no bullshit, straight to the point + memes. thanks
@drakecabrera41613 жыл бұрын
Could you make a video explaining your bar set up? You have it very similar for every job despite the vast amount of buttons and I need to learn how to minimize my skills the way you do lol
@elracraft3 жыл бұрын
If you cap kenki you need to rewatch overflow, got it
@Craytonex3 жыл бұрын
Is this gonna be on the Test??
@lucalycan3 жыл бұрын
I legit use these as guides. They're great. No bullshit. 👍🏻
@kennythereaver13 жыл бұрын
I am 100% convinced this is Martin Starr playing FF14
@vorg8583 жыл бұрын
9/10 guide. Left the bloodbath and feint lonely for being not pronounced japanese
@AghiTron3 жыл бұрын
Foolishness, Chair, foolishness. I need no pillow. Where's your motivation?
@juanpablo-co6zw3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I'm new player and all of these abilities make my smol brain lag
@SwashBuccaneer3 жыл бұрын
Sekiro is a Shinobi though. :P
@yurei21143 жыл бұрын
Overflow...
@Hidden_amidst_leaves3 жыл бұрын
Fam he ain't shyt for the engrishu with the role actions. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 This video is for great justice!!
@veganchris29233 жыл бұрын
Ummm, wut?? Seems overly complicated and I now feel justified not playing it.
@rivenoak2 жыл бұрын
naaah, it is manageable. but yes: you are supposed to learn rotation patterns.
@annon-ski79852 жыл бұрын
I love this, you are good man.
@TheDaxter112 жыл бұрын
The most difficult thing about learning how to play Sam is trying to follow a video for the rotation and being confused when the person in the video lists out the abilities in order for your opener/rotation because of their fucking names lol.
@rivenoak2 жыл бұрын
SAM start is unfair by default. game throws the skills in your hotbar in a mess and within first quest you are supposed to use them in a staged fight without any time to learn. "rotations --> sen" mechanics are not mentioned at all afaik
@TheDaxter112 жыл бұрын
@@rivenoak Oh yeah I did learn how to play and everything when I first unlocked it and got it up to level 80, but a few months ago I tried to follow a rotation, listening to a video state the abilities in order, but because of the ability names it confused the hell out of me and I couldn't follow the video. I don't have any second monitor or other means to look at the ability icons shown on the video, so hearing the names and knowing what's what and figuring it out with trial and error like I usually do with guides didn't work because of its abilities names.
@RyanSandorRichards2 жыл бұрын
Roflmao: “死ぬ“
@Chocoboranger2 жыл бұрын
Bbbbut Sekiro is a ninja
@thomasnguyen44273 жыл бұрын
I think it’s important to mention that these guides are intended for level 80 jobs, but the way you structure them at least takes into account the pace of acquiring abilities. Also, the section which introduces kenki should note the kendo mastery 2 trait which causes faster generation, and that before you wil only have enough kenki to Kaiten a Midare every 3 Sen in single-target
@RagnellAvalon3 жыл бұрын
I've been going back through each video and is it just the same 4 people disliking every single video
@cryptosporidiom2 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, people.
@AwkwardBird2 жыл бұрын
comment
@LeftMindedThoughts3 жыл бұрын
What sword is that? It looks amazing, and it just happens to be red and black. 😊
@LeftMindedThoughts3 жыл бұрын
I'm new to the game,and i'm on my way to making a samurai atm. Awesome video too, i'll have to rewatch it once I get the job. 😁
@raynhylance35462 жыл бұрын
@@LeftMindedThoughts From what I can tell, it looks like a Seeing Horde Katana. It's level 60.
@raynhylance35462 жыл бұрын
Currently, I prefer using the Dead Hive Katana, which is another one of the level 60 Katanas *For my Glamour
@LeftMindedThoughts2 жыл бұрын
@@raynhylance3546 I'm definently gonna have to work on getting that, now that I know the name. So thank you for that man. And i'll have to check out the other one too.
@century20773 жыл бұрын
Sooooo what your saying there is a chance!!!!!
@unbeatable21213 жыл бұрын
Where do you find the graph at 0:14
@exlsaber60363 жыл бұрын
Advanced combat tracker
@unbeatable21213 жыл бұрын
@@exlsaber6036 I have ACT and have not seen any graph like that
@exlsaber60363 жыл бұрын
Its on their main site
@exlsaber60363 жыл бұрын
Oh ffs im dumb, its fflogs
@exlsaber60363 жыл бұрын
www.fflogs.com/zone/statistics/38/
@xxzxzxzxx69742 жыл бұрын
Make more of the ffx14 stuff please :3
@BJK003 жыл бұрын
Your Monk guide sent me here, thank you very much
@harib0343 жыл бұрын
more information about 8:01 please
@kevin90353 жыл бұрын
My favorite ffxiv video hands down lmaooo
@Maric183 жыл бұрын
where is that damage range graphic from and is there an explanation of it?
@EmptyTenementSpirit3 жыл бұрын
FFlogs, and the explanation is the top percentage of players in Savage/Ultimate content
@wiz123ful3 жыл бұрын
When do I use Hagakure?
@minimoth3 жыл бұрын
I deadass thought samurai was a tank this whole time I feel dumb
@VioletPrism3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO kinda bummed now tbh lol
@Jacobdowney233 жыл бұрын
1000 buttons
@MrDreghost3 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious!
@Wuselol3 жыл бұрын
these are simply the best guides
@Wuselol3 жыл бұрын
yu-ki-kaze
@brandonforrester73423 жыл бұрын
WeskAlber has the best job guides on the platform actually, that's not debatable, his guides are organized perfectly so that you completely understand it at the end of the video.
@Wuselol3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonforrester7342 it's not about understanding anything
@brandonforrester73423 жыл бұрын
@@Wuselol If you're making a job guide at least make it clear and concise so that people can understand what they're watching, this is an example of a guide that accomplishes nothing but making it's viewers laugh bit at the end of the vid the viewers are don't even know what they just watched and did not learn anything from it, so in the end they waste their time watching a meme guide when what they're really want from watching a job guide is to completely understand the job and how it performs at different levels of play, so this video is funny and entertaining to watch but you're just wasting time all the same cause you didn't learn anything from it really.
@Wuselol3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonforrester7342 if u say so
@SquirtleHermit3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm Gang
@user-fl8kx8xr3d3 жыл бұрын
Isn't sekiro a ninja
@rivenoak2 жыл бұрын
_shinobi_ is the term used by Lord Kuro
@Quizmaster9993 жыл бұрын
saying those names wtf lmao
@KPMwolf3 жыл бұрын
How do you make that idiot mode button?
@rilkinap3 жыл бұрын
omg i need to know that too, it's so good
@mrmeow22973 жыл бұрын
You deserve more subs
@hati-3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I understood in this video was that you used a different voice when you said the names of the attacks
@xenostrider3 жыл бұрын
What server do you play on?
@yea90083 жыл бұрын
think he mentioned turtle in one of his videos
@Runeknight1013 жыл бұрын
There is exactly one instance where using Tsubame on the dot might be a dps gain and that is when you need to dot exactly 2 enemies who have large health pools simultaneously.
@Bldave833 жыл бұрын
I don't think it is. On two targets I think it's better dps to dot each target separately > mekkio (combo) > midare > tsubame midare.
@stellaacevedo56333 жыл бұрын
you forgot to throw in the most useless ability… hagakure
@EmptyTenementSpirit3 жыл бұрын
Hagakure is great for Kenki buildup when you have no reason to spend Sen though
@stellaacevedo56333 жыл бұрын
exactly, when do you have no reason to spend sen? here let’s do some math it eats whatever sen you have and gives you 10 kenki for each sen it eats. this isn't worth it like, ever, because eating 3 sen will give you 30 kenki which is enough for 1 use of shinten (320 potency). those 3 sen could have been used for midare setsugekka (800 potency, or 1200 with kaiten which costs 20 kenki for an additional 400 potency). the only logical use for hagakure is if you accidentally gathered all 3 sen but you are walking up on a pack that you will want to use aoe on. you can now execute a single kyuten (which, mind, would require a pack of 8 to do more potency than a midare setsugekka with kaiten) and also allow you to empty your sen gauge so you can work towards a tenka goken rather than midare setsugekka. so sure it has its very niche uses, but it’s *mostly* useless
@EmptyTenementSpirit3 жыл бұрын
@@stellaacevedo5633 Cleaner re-openers is one reason to use Hagakure, another is if between pulls, you need to reset your Sen so you're not overcapping, and I mean bosses, with mobs it honestly doesn't matter, but it helps if you just want to get to Tenka faster again. Another particularly nice use of it is buildup of Sen in situations where you cannot use Ikishoten (for whatever reason, primarily being out of combat), or Meditation. Niche =/= bad. Hagakure is far from a useless button, and I always find myself physically in agony when I end up doing content that syncs me to a level where I do not have Hagakure. Is it THE most useful button? No, but I love it and I don't get the perspective that it's useless.
@stellaacevedo56333 жыл бұрын
hey that’s fair enough lol. maybe i should use it more often. i guess it is situational but bad is not the same as situational
@EmptyTenementSpirit3 жыл бұрын
@@stellaacevedo5633 Yeah I can definitely see why using Hagakure doesn't really enter into the process for a lot of people. It's more one of those little "optimization" things that you don't really have to care about, but it is nice to have if you do.
@cyrecks3 жыл бұрын
Sekiros a ninja not a samurai ya dingus.
@MidianCabalMidran133 жыл бұрын
Samurai was a caste and ninja was a profession so yeah, he was both.