First world problems of tiktok

[@Kemot300]

"Obesity runs in my family!" "Nobody runs in your family. That's the problem!"

[@DC-gh6dy]

That means bad eating habits run in the family.

[@redactedc1928]

lol

[@AlvinKazu]

My parents will say BS like this too. Not just about obesity, but other things.. Then I will say "But you do nothing to help yourself..."

[@PTillA-kf7rq]

@@DC-gh6dy That's the only thing that's running.

[@TheSleepinInsomniac]

that's the oldest way of scapegoating a personal issue, oh my family has a history of addiction, or my family has a history of obesity etc. These are your personal choices, stop pinning them on family members that had no had in it.

[@cctkid86]

"Healthy at any size." *Body fails from walking.*

[@enalb5085]

its all part of the depopulation agenda also they are poisoning the food intentionally

[@__-tp4tm]

They're delusional

[@JumpCutThis]

So healthy, in fact, that they’re dropping perfectly fine bodies into 6’x6’ holes in the ground at 40 years of age.

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

How is it called body postivity when the only postive thing is the diabetes status.

[@billbaggins7355]

You can exist and be healthy enough to continue existing, what they don't say is you aren't healthy enough to move

[@xinny4190]

"Why do my legs hurt?" "Because you actually never used them before."

[@gitboxrox]

Well applied reference to The Matrix, btw...😎👍

[@masonreppeto882]

I try to tell my mother this but she blames the exercise she did from 10 years ago.

[@ottoweininger8156]

You think that when a fat person comes out into the real world, before uploading Kung Fu and flying a helicopter, there's a programme to teach them how to walk upstairs and stay away from chips?

[@TheMartianrebel]

Because your legs weren't meant to support your completely unnatural body type

[@EvilGas]

the "Disney Rash" sounds like something you would get from hooking up with a park employee lol

[@Maniacman2030]

Yeah, I wouldn't touch any rainbow haired girl at Disney. They've probably slept with half the staff, including the guys in costume.

[@smakfu1375]

Double bag...

[@pineappleparty1624]

Or maybe having a sweaty crack all day walking around in the FL heat.

[@toothgrinder2760]

@@smakfu1375 Paper or plastic?

[@toothgrinder2760]

@@smakfu1375 Paper or plastic?

[@tomservo_]

The Starbucks worker made a point to say it was currently the rush hour. So instead of helping their coworkers, they went to the back room to turn on their TikTok and cry into the camera. Would absolutely hate to work with them, which is why I don’t work at Starbucks.

[@pineappleparty1624]

It's gotta be so easy. I just hate waiting on the stupid "fancy" machine to brew the coffee and then the hot milk. Espresso doesn't magically taste better when it takes longer to brew. Without that step, it would be as a fast as a bar tender lol.

[@uasyapupkin2162]

Who they? He was alone in the video

[@spartanalex9006]

As someone who does as a college job, this is unfortunately true.

[@gagnose26]

I've worked there fifteen years ago. It sucked then too

[@tekgeekster]

You know what I do when it's rush hour? MY FUCKING JOB! ... and also ask "WHERE TF IS WALACE!?" the whole time.

[@FrankS111]

Here’s a list of things that doesn’t care about your body positivity: Heart disease Diabetes Kidney / liver failure Osteoporosis

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

healthy people should be on that list..

[@immikeurnot]

Osteoarthritis.

[@seyerus]

And fleas, fat folk tend to have fleas.

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Let's real: By the time you are old enough for these diseases to matter, life is already over for you, and it has been for some time.

[@user-wj6jh1cd5n]

I wouldn't really tie osteoporosis with obesity. It's easy to be obese and not have it, and it's easy to be skinny and have it. Depends more on what kind of nutrients you're eating than calorie intake.

[@Leon_Sullivan]

I love that the lady talking about vasculitis said, "eat the symptoms", as if eating is the only thing she can relate to.

[@Mattened]

That's why gundam's editor put the text on screen.

[@__-tp4tm]

Glorious

[@EmmySwimmy-j2e]

I get a rash every time I see Bob Iger's face😜

[@JumpCutThis]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who caught that- like seriously? Are you that mentally challenged that you use this terminology for every single aspect of your life that requires description? Gee, it’s a real mystery you’re being victimized by Disney Vasculitis. Just eat some aloe!

[@Alondro77]

Wait until they start developing granulitis. >:}

[@firemarshal2629]

I’ve been a firefighter for 18 years. In the last 5 years I’ve had to cut a whole in a wall to get an obese person out of a house because they couldn’t fit through a door twice.

[@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731]

Fyuuuuuk!!🤦🏽 That's insane. I wonder who's liable for that wall coming down though?

[@GinKaza]

How many firemen does it take to rescue an obese person from a burning building?

[@alloounou6900]

Does a person that fat become a potential source of a grease fire?

[@viscountrainbows2857]

​@@alloounou6900 not to be funny, but yes, legitimately, some morbidly obese folks trapped in a fire end up the way of a tipped fryolator at McD's.

[@annafirth6738]

​@@alloounou6900yes, it can cause fires in crematoriums. Not even lying.

[@Based_Lord_Humongous]

Wall-e is a Sci Fi Horror Dystopia wrapped up as a heart warming family film

[@CongressSux1776]

Vast Majority of movies of metaphors for how fucked government or society is/will-be Especially movies that bring in billions like Disney/Pixar

[@bofa722]

Yes, that is the point of the movie buddy

[@suspiciousstew1169]

That’s why I loved the movie so much as a young jit

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

​@@suspiciousstew1169jit is a peculiar way to refer to yourself, I like it

[@joshanonline]

@@CongressSux1776 And sometimes, even our reality surpasses fiction.

[@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood]

I’m actually bewildered that the movie WALL-E hasn’t been banned for inciting a fatphobic rhetoric. You’d think the people who cancel celebrities for decade-old tweets weekly would target a movie that spends a decent amount of its runtime criticizing laziness and complacency to the point of immobility.

[@GothJesus]

It's weird, they seem to ignore old movies when canceling or will ignore things for years until a new game/movie comes out like with ivy in soulcalibur 😂 she's looked the same for over 20 years and they only recently had a problem with her

[@dryfox11]

We’ll never let them touch the masterpiece that is WALL-E.

[@UncannyBeagle]

If current trends continue, then it's only a matter of time.

[@OccasionallyAPrincess]

Watch the live action come out. It will be white men lazying around because of their privilege

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

A lot of people aren't used to having to walk for miles to get water, then carry it back in a jug on their head, and it shows.

[@dzigayu4944]

Forget actual labor, walking a couple blocks to grab something at the store is probably a sisyphian task.

[@BasementPepperoni]

They're also not used to having less than 5,000 calories shoved down their gullet every few hours, these people are completely useless

[@dajex16]

I've been going to the gym for 5 months now in order to fight an imaginary villain to protect my girl....but going down to the creek to get water is also cool I guess 😔

[@JarradIsSus1810]

Yeah come to Africa where I'm from ..you'll get used to seeing it unfortunately.

[@michaelflynn4241]

Move close to the water then lmao​@@JarradIsSus1810

[@MikeJones-lf4bl]

hahaha "Victimized by the Disney Rash" OMFG im dying 😄😄😄

[@JumpCutThis]

I’m honestly surprised there’s no discussion included regarding the dreaded *CHUB RUB* alas, eating aloe will alleviate this common fatty disease, as well.

[@pappabunny]

@@JumpCutThis True. Aloe vera does a great job of cleaning your gut.

[@xlukas93]

Yes. What was that? What does it mean? English is not my native language. I seriously did not understand this line. It seems like legitimate health issue. If i have a flu, am i victimised by the flu?

[@JNJNRobin1337]

​@@xlukas93from checking the symptoms, it seems like its just a skin rash

[@Herr_Affe]

Victimized by her own body and life choices. Still society's fault, somehow.

[@laukinath194]

"Where do I go, what do I do?!" ....Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[@madamefluffy4788]

Just leave the cat behind; kitty can become hotel cat and make guests happy just by being in their presence.

[@zdancrk]

👏👏👏🥂🍻 RIP Clark Gable.

[@cartooncritique6625]

I was hoping somebody was going to say that.

[@Herr_Affe]

Be a man and figure out yourself. That's what the real ones do.

[@the_gratefulgamer]

She owns a pet. She has the means to stay at a hotel. She has the means to go to Disney. She has the means to stay at a hotel, at Disney. She has plenty of money. Fk her Trustfund baby tears. Pronouns in my bio haircut as woah is me.

[@josephbrown9685]

The hotel workers are effectively saying “I don’t get paid enough to put up with your bullshit.”

[@MikeEdwards-j9g]

I have SERIOUS questions about that story of the girl and her cat getting kicked out for asking them to wear an N95 mask. I worked in the hospitality and service industry for years, and I can not see in ANY capacity a hotel telling you to pack your bags and get out in an hour for asking them to wear a mask. EVEN IF they told her "this isn't the hotel for you if you want us to wear masks" I still don't see them telling her to GTFO... My guess is that there's a LOT more to this story and that 1. she either made a complete ass of herself and whined and complained and made a scene because of the masks that they found it easier to just throw her out 2. it's all made up, and they told her "hey we don't do that" so she decided to leave. otherwise, the story does not ring true at all

[@ryanvacation7319]

Yeah I’m voting 2. It’s so easy to make up stories and lie.

[@Majima_Nowhere]

Going by the dude's earlier tiktoks, zhey were using it as an apartment and bragging about owning zis own business and such. So I'm guessing the money ran out and the place stank of cat piss.

[@orppranator5230]

I’m guessing they weren’t paying their bills. She even mentioned that the money was running out.

[@gruby970]

Girl? It's a guy. Am i missing something?

[@DudeDude-ou8mw]

​@gruby970 obviously.

[@2tone209]

LAST TIME I SAW FISHNETS THAT BIG THEY WERE HANGING ON THE BACK OF A FISHING TRAWLER

[@xenomorphphantom8852]

And Godzilla was having a bout with them!!!

[@Elenrai]

My norwegian bro wants his fucking nets back, he needs them for icefishing in the Berrings Sea!

[@planetbob6703]

"Walk up to 5 to 10 miles a day" She says that like it’s a strange thing. If that’s how the majority of the country thinks I’m not surprised about the two thirds😂

[@gilla2092]

I work at home depot at night and I walk that much on a daily 😅

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

I love walking. It's amazing how many people think walking is "work"

[@revolioclockman8090]

The real uncomfortable truth is that you can actually have a 4000 calorie a day diet, if you burn 4000 calories a day. The only way anyone gets fat is the *combination* of eating too much *and* being too lazy to deserve the food they eat.

[@krigogsmerte]

​@revolioclockman8090 this is so true. I've always had jobs that require me to be on my feet al shift long, usually with heavy lifting. For a long time I commuted 8 miles on foot or bicycle. I can eat as much as I can stomach and still never put on weight.

[@nephimcknight5832]

It's crazy how many people are surprised by me walking 7 miles every morning with my dog. That's a normal morning, we do much more on trail days.

[@PronounDisrespecter]

You can ignore the "haters" all you want, but your body won't ignore biology. This is a problem that will solve itself eventually.

[@loudnoises5372]

People that typically love problems that solve themselves. Oh the irony 😅

[@ivoivic2448]

an entire third of a generation gets wiped out almost at the same time. that's gonna look interesting.

[@DudeDude-ou8mw]

Rather tragically, though.

[@revfunk8823]

You have the best username, I'm actually jealous 👌👏💪

[@Sandmann629]

@@revfunk8823"you" is a pronoun

[@damiancwiok858]

'You know what's fatfobic? Your body is fatfobic'~Asmongold

[@lameashecc467]

Colorful hair is a yellow light, septum rings are a red light. They're always a higher indication of crazy.

[@Majima_Nowhere]

I'm so mad that these people have ruined dyed hair. It's _super hot_ on some people, but now it just means "do not interact"

[@lameashecc467]

i grew up watching anime, so colored hair has been an attraction point... but not anymore...@@Majima_Nowhere

[@CordeliaWagner1999]

I would love to get my hair dyed in light teal or turqouise, it perfectly matches my skin tone. but than people think I am an angry bitter du mmb activist. And the activists think I was one of them.

[@lameashecc467]

@@Majima_Nowhere Same, my dude, same

[@justaperson4475]

@@Majima_Nowheresame , I’ve always wanted pink hair since I was little and now that I finally have the opportunity I’m scared of being grouped into these people.

[@RezaQin]

Glad that I can run up five floors, be out of breath, but never have to worry about "Disney Rash."

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Agreed. I'm not a "healthy" 39 year old, but I can go up a few flights a number of times as needed. I don't even get too winded anymore.

[@OneNidim]

Same lol

[@winstonrenn6557]

I'm jealous of the five floors. I think I'd be lucky to get to three and instantly regret my decision of running up three

[@PraxesArdenn]

Okay I'm fat... I can run up 3 flights for sure, idk about 5, but I've never had a 'Disney rash'

[@eriannaluster3556]

I have a heart condition I developed from ignoring years of server anemia, and I've gained weight from not working out like I used to. But i can safely say that even as a fat person whose heart can literally stop from overexertion, I can still get around and have never dealt with something as ridiculous as "Disney rash"

[@qb3540]

We need more Squidwards working in hotels and restaurants

[@robertc.5558]

You 12?

[@CrashTestPilot]

If walking around an amusement park causes your body to attack itself because light exercise, you need to rethink your life choices.

[@ZealotOfSteal]

At that weight, few exercises can be considered light. :D

[@zero1957]

I had to do online training for work, first question was ' Is gender and sex the same thing?' and it wouldnt let me click the yes button

[@MatthewMitchell-r9q]

"Being a man = Welcome to dark souls" "Gundam"

[@jojoanthony3]

The fat guy convention was literally a Family Guy gag

[@Justin-pe9cl]

When I first saw it, I thought there was no way that would happen in real life.

[@batobatesco1]

She was not even kicked out of the hotel, they just told here they won’t bend over backwards to her demands and that equals to be kicked out, she is leaving in her own account.

[@Matthew.Wade27]

For real. Demanding that hotel staff wear N95 masks around you in the year 2024 is absolutely insane. If she’s that scared, she shouldn’t be staying in hotels or being around people.

[@stellviahohenheim]

She? That's a guy

[@Meta9871]

​@@stellviahohenheim with that teenage-fuzz ass "sideburn"? nah dude she doesn't pass, especially not with that septum, mullet and woman tantrum

[@GleichUmDieEcke]

@@stellviahohenheim At least it seems like she wants to be.

[@shavedsheep7240]

@@stellviahohenheim hhahahahahahahahaha

[@jprsfragoso]

I want to go to this fat con, and when people say I can't be there, dare any of them to catch me.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Inadvertent exercise is the most based of exercises.

[@Meta9871]

I want to go and be like "nah dude look I'm fat too" and show them my comparatively minimal stomach fat by pinching it together with my fingers

[@talullah1065]

I'm gonna bring someone like Eugenia Cooney bcuz anorexic people see themselves as fat so nobody could kick them out for it

[@taags]

What if the building collapses?

[@MrBonified66]

You're in trouble if they do though...

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

2:52 "This person looks like they're a werewolf that quit halfway through their transformation." Close enough.

[@ByteDeity]

"Victimized by the Disney Rash" America has had it good for so long that it's now coming back to bite them.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Do only ones doing the biting are the chunky monekys and their biting into a cheesecake

[@RanivusCh]

"eat the symptoms" "victimized by the DISNEY RASH" mental institutions need to COME BACK

[@dutchielander2478]

I agree but i don't think they make +sized straight jackets.

[@classa21]

To be fair that isn't a fat thing. I know plenty of long distance runners who get it also.

[@glytchd]

The mental 'health' system destroys alot of ppls minds. Like Ritilan .. and they don't even focus on nutrition yet half or depression and thinking problems stem from nutrient defiency. Just look at vitamin b and potassium and Cormier k defiency

[@Nixlplix]

They really do

[@jamescuttler8047]

They never went away I don’t know why people keep saying this

[@RealRogalDorn]

>getting a rash from being fat. Smoke crack like an adult and shed weight fast.

[@passchen-fail3704]

Unfathomably based, it worked for boss man Jack after all.

[@NikeaTiber]

Not everyone is rich enough to live like a Biden.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Portland would like to request we not encourage the further development of more crack heads, thanks

[@yogsothoth0115]

Meth the all American diet

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Trueee

[@aldaoroman]

And their vote counts just like normal people, that's a real tragedy.

[@riheg]

Explains a lot though

[@taags]

Thats why Im against that everybody should have the right to vote. Should be some kind of knowledge test that would earn the right to vote.

[@highbahamut6188]

@@taags i support to have some people blacklisted from voting

[@aldaoroman]

@@taags If you are drafted in case of combat, "then" you can vote, if you are NOT going to get drafted, you don't vote.

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

​​​@@rihegHere is my solution; Body Positive Person: I am miserable! Normal Person: *deadpan* You poor thing. Here. Have a burger. BPP: Thank you. NP: Here. Have another. BPP: Thanks. NP: Here's another BPP: Umm. Thanks NP: And another. BPP: I really shouldn't. NP: That sounds like patriarchy body shaming talk. Here. Have another. BPP: I feel weird. NP: No. You are fine. Here. Another. BPP:... NP: You should have another. BPP:... NP: *deadpan* Oh no. What a shame. I should call the ambulance and report this tragedy. Moral of the story; We should only value the opinion and only care, or empathize, with people who genuinely YEARN to change and get better, in healthy ways. Even if they fall off the wagon, as long as they tirelessly fight to stay more well, then the times they are unwell. To any person advocating and engaging in degenerate and hedonistic lifestyles. *deadpan* Here. Have another burger.

[@johnpk5831]

FatCon, first floor only, no stairs anywhere and plenty of benches for resting. Largest area is probably the food court.

[@py_a_thon]

Honestly I assumed FatCon happened constantly all the time. They are called food festivals and you are very much free to eat as much as you can afford. Maybe you shouldnt, yet this is America. You are free to do so, sometimes.

[@py_a_thon]

The psychology and evolution of some forms of obesity is honestly interesting. Perhaps that is why intermittent fasting can be a helpful tool for weight loss and body optimization? Idk. I am not a doctor. I do know that humanity did not evolve with perfect food security.

[@petergentile9132]

Large walking piles of redundant protoplasm waddling around Disneyland.

[@CallMeAl411]

the worst 600 pound life moment I saw was necrosis and a rat eating through a woman's fat folds. it was blurred for good reasons. Still get flashback to seeing that as a kid.

[@sakkra93]

I...don't know how to react to that...just...eugh!

[@leobuana7430]

I didn't expect a real live nurgel worshipers

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Jesus Christ...

[@domerino-ft6sd]

brother eww brother eww what is that brother

[@benjaminaswad6486]

What about the guy who had been sitting in his own feces to the point where his rolls were dead and rotting?

[@piranhapout]

That Fatcon was just an event for dudes into BBWs lol. They swear it's about empowerment and it never has been. Their version of NAACP (I think it's NAAFA) was started as a BBW club, lol. Truth is stranger than fiction. Big ❤ to you, Papa Gundam!

[@mariosonicfan2010]

well props to them for gaming the system i suppose. -even if they have bad taste for being into 3D instead of superior 2D.-

[@N..P..]

BW*. Nobody who goes to that con is gonna be beautiful

[@alexzen5]

@@N..P..oh this whole time I thought BBW meant Big Bodied Woman…so it means Big Beautiful Woman, that makes more sense I guess lol

[@emreityiii6019]

There's a line between bbws and just bws lol.

[@Cowboycomando54]

Do they not realize that "fat liberation" is called losing weight? You are literally liberating your body from its fat.

[@serrodderick]

I feel like this is a consequence of all of these Tumblr level people thinking that there's no such thing as a platonic friendship. They should be complaining like this to their friends who will then help them grow and get through it, but instead they pick up their phones and broadcast it to the internet.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Would YOU be friends with them? There's a reason they're alone. The internet has given them an overinflated opinion of themselves.

[@ghhgafzan]

Their ego aren’t the only things that are overinflated LMAO

[@HPLovesCraftsCat]

platonic friends do not exist in different sex relationships.

[@DMAN99]

They don’t have friends, that’s why, they have enablers. People who tell them they’re amazing and great but ultimately don’t actually care enough to help them actually improve themselves. Think about It, this individual feels so terrible about what they were born as that they decided that they must be the opposite only to find out that they suck at that too. They have no solid foundation of personality because they reject what they actually are in favour of a lie that hurts less.

[@jenster29]

​@@HPLovesCraftsCat yes they do. I'm in my mid 40s and have the same friends since we were teens. Men and women. We're all married amd know each others spouses and kids. Plenty of mature people able to have platonic friendships out here

[@lebrongalvez]

That "stop em" clip gets me every time.

[@dittm3r]

I miss skipping school and watching Kids In The Hall on Comedy Network. Cross-dressing Canadians are básed.

[@Terrakinetic]

Or alternatively, if you don't want to give up calorie rich foods, spend all day outside and continue to walk 10 miles a day.

[@planetbob6703]

Gundam is right. There are people who think they’re the victim if their own body gives out from mistreatment. People who blame anyone except their own terrible decisions... The type that screeches about any little inconvenience, acting like it’s a targeted attack at whatever they are...

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Snorlax used screech. It was ineffective

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Imagine how long these TikTokers would last in a real emergency. 😂

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

about as long as it would take to make a tik tok about how they were about to die. 🤣

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Melting down in the fetal position on the floor, tears streaming down their faces, wailing, "It's just so, like, UNFAIR!" Something to that effect, probably.

[@TheRavenShadowsWolf]

Two split seconds; and they'd be crying for someone else to help THEM the entire time...

[@Hath.0]

Trample the weak.

[@MaztRPwn]

@@TheRavenShadowsWolfAh, the DarkSydePhil technique of “Do it for me.” 😂

[@TheElbowMerchant]

Gundam talking about TikTok is basically my second favorite thing on the internet. Gundam talking about DSP will always be #1, though.

[@jamesbrown6994]

infinite content glitch

[@MatthewMitchell-r9q]

We haven't had a good old fashioned DSP mess in awhile lol.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

@@MatthewMitchell-r9q For real. I need more DSP slander in my life.

[@jamesbrown6994]

@@MatthewMitchell-r9q give it time it'll happen eventually

[@jamesbrown6994]

@user-yd1hc2mr8t give it a bit it'll happen eventually

[@FonceFalooda2]

Hey, thanks for sticking up for the Cat at 3:10. Too many Cat Lady jokes coming over the next couple months, and they're gonna get loads of undeserved collateral damage. They're just little guys. :3 #IStandWithMrJingles

[@obi0914]

There is a reason why gluttony is a sin and has a special circle of hell dedicated to it

[@CordeliaWagner1999]

That's esoteric nonsense. It's unhealthy. Just science

[@Justin-pe9cl]

That’s not part of biblical cannon.

[@obi0914]

@@Justin-pe9cl no, it's fan fiction but still

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@obi0914 That’s what I said.

[@Zaurthur]

How much you wanna bet that no area of fat-con was accessable only via stairs?

[@Leon_Sullivan]

That sounds like a good detail for a dystopian future. In a world where no one has a BMI of under 30, skyscrapers have been outlawed due to too many instances of structural overload, and consequent collapse.

[@harbl99]

Quietest, roomiest part of the whole horrible convention: upstairs.

[@Herr_Affe]

Every hallway needed to be 30 feet wide.

[@TexasWench]

So is it one at a time on the elevators for both reasons of volume and weight capacity?

[@Snakedude4life]

“Walking 100 feet destroys my body!” Maybe stop spending thousands of dollars on amusement parks for children and go see a medical professional? 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@jimmythecrow]

dont even have to do that. Literally just stop eating so much.

[@piranhapout]

They think doctors shouldn't assume that their health problems are weight related. Even though we have decades of medical science that proves that it to be, indeed, weight related.

[@Herr_Affe]

Yeah, but the doctor is fatphobic and will criticize my life, dietary habits, and lack of exercise, so what's the point?

[@Alondro77]

Good ta see ya, snakedude! I work outside all summer, and I'm on my feet sometimes 10 hours nonstop, spreading asphalt in 90+ degree heat. These pansies would drop dead in 5 minutes.

[@Snakedude4life]

@@Alondro77 Ayy, I appreciate it.🤙

[@kdog3908]

"It wasn't my fault", is gonna be an awfully common epitaph on a lot of gravestones.

[@NitroJunkie626]

Morgan Freeman: “It was, in fact, their fault.”

[@crazycanecorsolady]

Omfg "victimized by the Disney Rash"🤦‍♀️ that quote alone just shows how far Society Has Fallen😂😂

[@Ilikebugs2464]

can you explain why

[@crazycanecorsolady]

@@Ilikebugs2464 maybe because actual victims of actual crimes would take offense people throw around the victim card so much it's been overused

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

5:56 the ? is James Charles doing in the Bioshock intro?

[@CarParts08382]

Heart disease is more of a killer than "body shaming" can ever imagine to be.

[@DeadTechno22]

I feel bad for Gundam man. The fact he forces himself to watch this stuff, let alone research it. Nonstop seeing negative stuff like this really messes with your head. I hope you one day no longer have to watch this stuff man, and of course stay safe.

[@poeticsilence047]

And here we are watching it. Lol, May we all no longer need this stuff.

[@py_a_thon]

I wouldn't see any of this, if not for the youtube graveyard of mocking tiktok. Tiktok is one app I have avoided like the plague. Facebook and insta also. I realize some people need to use it for bizness, yet I truly do not want the actual apps on my devices.

[@Cowboycomando54]

He has gone on record stating that out side of working on his videos and streams, he completely unplugs from the internet.

[@mrbisshie]

@@Cowboycomando54 He would probably lose his mind if he didn't.

[@TallyBrewer777]

He must be victimizing himself...

[@rexlumontad5644]

No wonder aliens saw Earth as the "Milky Way Ghetto".

[@Mattened]

they don't exist, but, cool story

[@lumpy1093]

Jokes on you, I don't exist.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Gleep gallpullup zorp valloz👽💪

[@stevenschnepp576]

​@@Mattened They probably do, we just haven't encountered them yet and they probably haven't been here. This idiot idea that aliens think we're degenerate savages to be shunned and feared is a peculiar sort of arrogance, too.

[@emreityiii6019]

Gotta love X-Men 97 😂

[@Paxicara]

Imagine getting a rash from walking....

[@HuwRees]

Possibly my fave vid so far. You just ripping into everyone who deserves it. Beautiful

[@UnbeltedSundew]

You can't "transition in to a man" and then proceed to cry over the internet.

[@Herr_Affe]

Of course you can. Being a man is toxic masculinity. Be a Nu-Man instead, and cry about your feelings all the time. Which is to say, be a woman who wears male clothing.

[@Nytephyre]

You can't transition from one gender to the other full stop.

[@UnbeltedSundew]

@@Nytephyre Hence the quotation marks. Even so, cosplaying as a man means you don't cry like a baby and then upload it to the public.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

It’s so funny when those chicks then try to womansplain masculinity to men, saying we need to redefine it, and why? Because they don’t fit the definition of “masculine”…maybe because they’re women. I’d just like to sit one of those girls down and explain to her, that we already have a term for those humans who fundamentally aren’t masculine: we’re called women. And we’re pretty great at being not masculine, as it so happens. I just love the notion of a woman going to all the trouble to say to the world she’s not a woman, she’s actually a man, just so she can then try to change men into just being lesser versions of women.

[@akira8393]

But for some reason you cant treat them the way society treats men

[@miirico5398]

I for one am glad we have TikTok because at least these kind of people are getting filtered to that website.

[@-pressxtostart-]

Its not filtering them its breeding them

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@-pressxtostart- As long as they breed with their own species, i dont really care

[@KniveLing]

The quitting half way through a werewolf transformation comment was one of the most savage roasts I've heard for a very long time. Spot on, sir.

[@Raverjdog]

You should know by now how the system works. Dont ask questions, just consume brain rot and get excited for next brain rot. How dare you critically think.

[@PKMN37]

Are you paying attention, parents? This is what happens when you never tell your kid no.

[@l.t.6549]

Child: "Daddy, may I stop eating now, please?!" Dad: "NO!"

[@sol-hunter2332]

3:15 almost out of money? A hotel is more expensive than apartment if that is where you are living. What about friends and family to bunk with temporarily? Those that person strikes me as the type that takes a temporary living situation, and tries to make it permanent.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

It depends on the hotel or motel rather. Since they said that about their arm, I'm assuming they're there recovering from having a fake organ made. Likely so they have to do minimal things for themselves. No cleaning, cooking, shopping, etc. They budgeted for it specifically for that place and now won't be able to afford somewhere else to finish recuperating. Edit: Wealthy people will stay in hotels/resorts specially created to cater to them while recuperating from plastic surgery. It's looks like they were going for that experience at a regular, cheap hotel or motel.

[@GenesisBoi]

​@@debanydoombringer1385then that makes me wonder why wouldnt they shut up and deal with the whole mask thing

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@GenesisBoi because she’s entitled. She obviously feels entitled to the term “man” when that is not what she is, why wouldn’t she be just as entitled elsewhere? These kinds of people think the world owes them just for existing

[@lamebubblesflysohigh]

Looking like a man doesn't make you a man. Men would not cry on Tiktok about store being understaffed. Men would either quit on the spot or be in the back room trying their best to control themselves and not smash anything or at least not smash anything expensive. I used to work at store and it was crazy especially during Christmas. Walls in the backroom had so many dents from us punching them that the owner bought us a boxing bag to blow off steam on that instead of ruining drywall.

[@rockoorbe2002]

That's a smart boss

[@pineappleparty1624]

@@Cha4k It would be pretty metal for businesses to have a weight room though. Not a full fledged expensive one but a few sets of weights and stuff. I would be so much more happy at my job if I could exercise a bit on my break, as goofy as that sounds LOL...

[@masterace9543]

​@@Cha4k People express emotions in their own ways chief

[@warmwater8498]

I don't think men break stuff when they're mad. Maybe children do, but grown men absolutely not. Any grown adult who breaks things when they're upset is a toddler that shouldn't be taken seriously

[@leanflavoredpringles2353]

Anger is an expensive emotion

[@everlastingphelps]

Four people sounds like plenty of people to run at Starbucks. One on drive thru, one on the counter, two making drinks. Done. The drive thru and counter can cover each other for breaks.

[@pandabutt12]

Girl I ran a 2 person floor at one point, myself and one other person during a turn over and sick day it was hell but we did it

[@-pressxtostart-]

Dont they mean 4 customers all day, as in theres never not atleast 4 customers to serve?

[@jenster29]

​@@-pressxtostart-that's still nothing to cry about

[@loumcboy]

​@@-pressxtostart- that's why lines exist.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

This girl is really complaining about working a drink place with three other people, when four employees per location on shift is twice as many as smoothie king usually has. They seem to do just fine

[@Kal_g]

Congratulations on 800K, Gundam! Now, you can afford four packages of canned tuna! Godspeed!!

[@zimmermichael1408]

I've been watching An American Werewolf in London clips for a while now. And I appreciate you using the picture of David almost at the end of his transformation from said film when talking about that fruit whining about N95 masks.

[@johnkeenan1829]

I was gonna go to Fat Con. But I couldn't get confirmation that all the floors and staircases had been reinforced so I bowed out. That building's comin' down, man.

[@Gr1mm4]

That girl victimised her own body first, it's her own fault it decided to retaliate lol

[@honkworld9405]

>american walks for a little bit >body immediately starts breaking down checks out

[@hossdelgado626]

Lol, Europeans aren't immune either.

[@honkworld9405]

@@hossdelgado626 ok burger

[@dorugoramon0518]

@@hossdelgado626 They dont consume copious amounts of industrial grease and corn syrup in europe because food is legally required not to have poison in it here.

[@ryanh7167]

​@@dorugoramon0518 mate, have you seen the absolute state of the UK ATM? I've seen an absurd amount of 40 stone individuals wobbling about Europe in the last few years and they always have a British accent when you hear them speak.

[@dorugoramon0518]

@@ryanh7167 Probably eating the same slop in the UK and the rest of anglosphere. Anglos seem to be genetically predisposed to gaining lots of weight too.

[@NotMyUsername123]

"The world doesn't revolve around y- actually, it might"

[@wood_tick]

I ❤ you just for getting the pooner meme in there! 😂

[@catus-cactus]

Chaffing and skin rashes rebranded for Disney lol

[@Jhudorisa]

These people would have been sideshow acts a century ago

[@joelsalyer5544]

Hey papa Gundam I managed to finally make enough doing my blue collar job to get my own place! Oh also thanks in advance for making me watch TikTok you son of a gun.

[@MaztRPwn]

Right on ya mate. 👍 I’ll be hopefully buying my own house soon too.

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

Good work. Keep it it up

[@prettyvacant3900]

Proud of you!

[@TheSutanian]

Im gonna start to watch Gundam in spite of what you just said

[@虚パンクvoidpunk]

1:04 I walk 5-10 miles a day living in a walkable city and have yet to experience my muscles breaking down

[@daynechastant]

"I'm going to live my best life!" Yeah, as someone who is REALLY trying to lose weight, if you have type 2 diabetes, high BP, get tired going up a flight of stairs...you're NOT living your best life. Or are they rebranding "digging your own grave with a knife and fork" as desirable?

[@freakshowfilmfestival3591]

Say even the cheapest hotel is like $100 a night.... HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A HOTEL?!

[@r-o-b]

1:55 “Victimized by The Disney Rash.” Absolutely divine! Stupendous! Magnificent!

[@ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills]

My own wife and sons have never even seen me cry. I can't imagine crying on tik tok.

[@py_a_thon]

You have never watched "Field of Dreams" with the fam? Liar lol.

[@ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills]

@py_a_thon lol, I haven't seen it. I only watch pawn stars and the matrix hahaha

[@py_a_thon]

@@ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills Yeah, it's just one of those meme jokes about how every man will cry a bit when watching that film lol. Good movie tho, either way.

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Being an emotional man is pathetic. Yes, we have times where we cry, but it is rare and we do it alone. Women will tell you that you can cry with them but that's just a lie and they'll judge you for it. We must lead, we must control ourselves as men. It's just the way it is.

[@py_a_thon]

@@Absolute_Goblin That can be true, yet what works for some is not what works for others. I try not to judge people emotionally based off the emotions they express. Some people are more likely to be emotional under certain conditions, and in rational spaces and times of peace...I do not see much of a problem in that.

[@ericgarcia4745]

You know that guy didn't "ask" them to wear a mask. He most likely demanded and then had a meltdown when they refused.

[@Hametsu-2000]

King sized Homer simpson was on to something way back in the day. When he said the fat and lazy will have their voice heard and that they just need a leader. Never would I imagine the simspons predicting nationwide obesity and that it would actually become a real actual issue in my lifetime. We are all big fat dynamos now. God help us. 😬😱

[@НикакНетфамилии]

In all fairness, i am not so sure that an access to cheap high-calorific junk-food is a hallmark of a 1st World Country. Quite the opposite.

[@cin2110]

what makes it first world country food is the little bit of meat in between and sauces and stuff, in poor 3rd world countries you just eat bread and pasta can't afford anything else really ask me how I know.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@cin2110fake, 3rd world countries actually eat more meat.

[@miirico5398]

1:28 Jesus Christ she can float!

[@quillclock]

i have like no body fat and i sink if i exhale :(

[@Jhudorisa]

Balloons usually do

[@akira8393]

I dunno man, it's barely hanging on

[@VideaVice25]

Buoyancy Queen

[@slaapt]

Walking 5 whole miles causing medical issues? :')

[@BillRoyMcBill]

That's from The Beetus, walking around amusement parks will make it go away if you don't stop at every cotton candy stand.

[@ninjaartist1235]

I have had to call the fire department for lift assist for obese people many times at my job. And they dare call taking up emergency resources from people who actually need it as "liberating."

[@Prinz-Eugen-1946]

At this point, American society is becoming a Meme.

[@SinEternal808]

She literally said eat the symptoms and victimized by your own body lol. Wtf merica

[@zeorhymer6]

A round of virtual applause but still gets kicked out of the hotel, lol.

[@alloounou6900]

I guarantee that guy was getting removed for much more than just a mask but they want to play the victim.

[@hyrulewarier5765]

I'm a guy. My boss hurt himself and is out for 2 weeks. So I have to do his work until he gets back. Which sucks but isn't worth crying over it.

[@dittm3r]

Then why type this comment? Sounds like you want to cry 🤗

[@underSTATEDexcellence]

First time I heard “First World Problems” was back in 2015 when I lost the keys to my 5 series at work and had to call my girlfriend to ask her to pick me up and take me to my house so I could get my truck. I started bit€hing about my car having to sit in the parking lot until the BMW stealership could get me a new FOB. She hit me with that “First World Problems” making me instantly realized my issues really didn’t matter and I need to suck it up.

[@JohnSmith-j2j]

Who

[@underSTATEDexcellence]

@@JohnSmith-j2j Where?

[@andremartinez5307]

7:53 I'm a firefighter, and this happens every...fucking...shift.

[@lonelystranger983]

Stay strong Gundam

[@Greasy_Thumbz]

The B.O at Comic Con is tangible, imagine the B.O at Fat Con!?

[@etrangray-mane8610]

These a-holes get all the government benefits they want because they ate themselves into unhealth. I, however, have to jump through a bunch of hoops to get help to pay for insulin, not because I ate myself into type 2 diabetes, I'd probably have an easier time if that was the case. But I'm type 1, which means "I didn't ask for this" and also means that getting any social services is too many hoops to be worthwhile

[@dorugoramon0518]

And you probably have to pay for the gluttons with your tax dollars too.

[@RizztrainingOrder]

The “wear a mask you murderer!” To “nope if you want to be surrounded by mask wearing folks then GET OUT!” Gives some people whiplash

[@qb3540]

It's like I'm Frank Grimes and everyone on Social Media is from Springfield.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

"Hey Grimey!"

[@BlackVulcanX]

I want to escape this miserable reality.

[@TwilightAnarchy]

Either get rich and get your money right or take a permanent visit to the other side

[@BlackVulcanX]

@@TwilightAnarchy What other side?? There is no escape. No matter where I go or what I do, I could never leave this nightmare of a reality.

[@Ultracity6060]

"...you can walk between five and ten miles a day..." I don't drive, and I live 2.5 miles from where I work. So every day I work, I get a five mile walk in on top of the work I do. And when I feel like min-maxing my trip, sometimes I also add in another mile to get groceries on the way home, and get publicly shamed for wearing a backpack, because "no self respecting man should wear a backpack." But I'm willing to sacrifice my dignity to keep my family fed.

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

I do something similar. Never been shamed for the backpack, though; that sucks.

[@Ultracity6060]

@@GeneralPotatoSalad Oh, I haven't been personally called out, it's just one of those things you see all the time on social media.

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

@@Ultracity6060 Oh, makes sense that I haven't seen it then. Thanks for the followup.

[@joewater6580]

Editing was on point this episode